/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Paedozilla edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/gvs7Xx7
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
>"There Will Be Chaos" FCBD Preview:
https://mega.nz/#!dlcm2BQB!ivUxdfUhx1vS79j1BdOILR04bSD4-vRXQmusMsF1VYE
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos", New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
>The Loud House to introduce the Casagrande family and a character with Down Syndrome
http://variety.com/2017/tv/spotlight/nickelodeon-disney-loud-house-1202407637/
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Upcoming:
Pets Peeved (Monday: 5/15)
>When Lana brings home a new pet, who the children adore, the four original Loud pets scheme to get rid of him.
Out of the Picture (Tuesday: 5/16)
>Afraid they will be forgotten, Lincoln and Clyde want to make a splash in the yearbook and crash group photos.
Room With a Feud (Wednesday: 5/17)
>Seeing his sisters fight with their roommates, Lincoln suggests a room shuffle based on a compatibility test.
Spell It Out (Thursday: 5/18)
>Tired of her siblings walking all over her, Lucy turns to a spell book to teach her siblings a lesson.
Relative Chaos (Monday/Memorial Day: 5/29)
>Ronnie Anne and Bobby visit their crazy, chaotic extended family. Bobby fits in great but Ronnie Anne struggles with the smothering nature of their relatives.
She's a treasure
He's a treasure
She's a trans-ure
Repostan from last thread:
>>9215955
>We've already got pretty much the entire comic scanned.
Just to test how much
What We've seen:
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>ABCs of getting the last slice (FCBD) - 6 pages
>Deuces Wild! (FCBD) - 7 Pages
>Lost Control (Instagram CYOA, and assuming all pages are in) - ~13 Pages
>Gone Fishing (FCBD) - 2 Pages
>Shocker (FCBD) - 2 pages
>Loud and Order (FCBD) - 3 pages
>Here Comes the Airplane (FCBD) - 2 pages
>No, You Hang Up (FCBD) - 1 page
>No Spoilers (Full Teaser) - 4 pages
Total of 40 Pages that we've already seen
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What's Been Teased, Partially Teased, or have known page counts:
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>Video Game Mojo (Partial Teaser) - 5+ Pages
>The Handshake (Partial Teaser) - 1+ Pages (probably just 2)
>Lucy's ABCs of The Loud House (1st page Storyboard Teased) - 5 Pages
>The Call ["ronniecoln" comic] (1st page Storyboard Teased) - 6 Pages
>Clincoln Mcloud (Title teased) - 4 Pages
22 more known pages | However, only 8 pages actually shown, one way or another.
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So we've seen 48 Pages of the book, with at least 14 more pages to be seen which are spread out between 5 comics.
However, that should come out to be 62 Pages (not including things like table contents or interviews) and Amazon says there's only 56 pages, so I don't know.
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860903019227086848
Have a night of good
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860509399340773376
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860505647351296002
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860502553502593024
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860503727337242624
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860510466182979584
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860507009505951744
hey guys, Ted here.
a guy I know just showed me this album.
it's a harsh noise and power electronics Loud House tribute
https://bigpharmarecords.bandcamp.com/album/this-is-how-we-show-our-love
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860905605137039360
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860904556506607617
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860904924980408320
>>9220220
>Zatanna Luan
unf
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860508277356072960
https://twitter.com/uknowthosedudes/status/860903951587303424
>>9220252
Cringe.
Ding ding
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTzXPSWAgzH/
>>9220252
Ugh. They couldn't have used the TAS design?
>>9220203
Well I wasn't sure what I expected, and now I know better.
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>The Size That Counts<<
Author: themaninthecouch
Hiatus - http://pastebin.com/WxUUPsX6
Last Update: 27-12-2016
>Every girl wants a compliment on her looks every now and then. Lynn is no exception.
NEWS & Q/A
>Update
https://pastebin.com/782VG33Q
The Renaissance Loud
Dignitias
>New stuff on line 133.
http://pastebin.com/GFMFwhbX
Lincoln's Last Concert
Yaridovich23
>Update
https://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel (WIP)
NewbWriter
>btw, to those interested in the Lacy story
https://pastebin.com/1U8Hb61w
Lacy
Faggot13
>very small update to Lily's big brother
https://pastebin.com/t4xZJgzT
Lily's big brother (WIP)
hospice-writer
>New chapter is out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431581/6/The-Prodigal-Lincoln-Stigmata
CaptainDarko2.0
>Piled up updates
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12375900/7/Babysitter-From-Heaven
Weavillain
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12201839/29/Stories-And-Tales-From-Dimension-63
Omega Ultra
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12468002/3/Lincoln-Addiction
TormentedRaven2000
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12433508/7/Getting-Our-Brother-Back
theblindwriter95
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/173/One-shot-collection
nightmareking
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12464961/7/Psychopath
Synth Red
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12392230/12/Titan-Force-Loud-Heroes
llRedKnightll
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12429877/11/The-Legend-of-Dragon-Domain
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12399806/11/Earth-Loudest-Heroes
jedssm
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12454018/5/Loud-Pack
zachlor16
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12415899/10/Shattered-Innocence
AustinDR
>>9220320
kys spammer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTu4KmXgeky/
>>9220324
Suck my cock dude
>>9220332
kys my dude
>>9220317
not everyone makes chill hip hop beats like I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJkWfEX9n0
>>9220342
suck my kys dude
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>9220360
Angry.
>>9220360
Angry
>>9220367
(You)
>>9220367
>WATCHIN
Rob Dyke
>PLAYIN
TF2
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwXKL0F9Fg
>DRAWIN
nothing LH related
>>9220360
edgy
>>9220367
>>WATCHIN
threads
>>LISTENIN TO
the sound of the fan
>>WHATEVER-IN
just chilling, might watch some porn vids later
>>9220220
I was scared they would give her the joker or harley
Im absolutely pleased
>>9220367
>WATCHIN
nothing at the moment
>PLAYIN
Mario Kart
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yw2yKNLEPc
>DRAWIN
not a chance
>WRITIN
ditto
>WHATEVER-IN
I finally got around to watching the latest set of episodes...some of them were really good!
>>9220367
looking up scat references because i have no idea what im doing desu
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62800434
>>9220580
>scat references.
wha?
>>9219760
that comic needs an edit
>>9220607
Clam down pedozilla.
>>9220580
Looking forward to it
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTF4fGHgP_F/
>>9220580
Oh, you're actually going to do it.
might be neat.
>>9220602
like people look up references for poses or faces
id like to finish this /shitty request by the end of the night
>>9220367
>>WATCHIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeDcCxUgMU
>>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVAyzCn2UjM
>>WRITIN
edits to leapt through time, then gonna start a quick update for tonight.
>>WHATEVER-IN
ive been waffling over posting this as is because i'm a bit worried about it being a bit too confusing with how it starts, but after talking with a pal i think its good enough to share with everyone:
https://pastebin.com/x0ftuX8S
quick rundown of the premise: its set in the future where luan, lynn and lincoln are the oldest louds. it'll get into the background of why in the next scenes i write down the line
>>9220252
>>9220633
I'm curious, are you looking up scat art or actual people shitting?
>>9220252
There's something wrong here.
>>9220590
>reposts his own drawings because nobody else will do it
how pathetic
you've done it before so don't even try to present yourself as a victim like you usually do.
>>9220252
>Best sister
>The only dressed as a villain in her shittiest version
Fucking normies and the Harley is good meme
>>9220284
nice
>>9220590
Humorous, but why is Leni a lizard?
>>9220730
But Leni is worst sister
http://tlb.booru.org/?page=post&s=list&tags=erebien
About 3 new stuff, or whatever
>>9220252
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>9220685
...yes
>>9220252
Absolutely disgusting. That damned movie damaged Harely irreparably.
>>9220367
>WATCHIN
Star vs. Season 2.
>PLAYIN
Persona 5.
>DRAWIN
Nothin'. Wish I was though.
>WRITIN
The Succ, despite it going slow. And by slow I mean weeks at a time of me not writing. Thinking of a few new projects and actually have some written material for one of them.
>WHATEVER-IN
I feel like writing is becoming increasingly easier, yet much more difficult at the same time.
shit my stupid tablet shit wasn't working and ultra sniped so here's for u ultrafat
>>9220367
>Watching
GotG
>Playing
Probably GTA soon
>Listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSBCn9RTpl0
>Drawing
-
>Writing
Narrowing it down
>Whatevering
Still taking real criticism requests for those who might be interested.
>>9221030
I prefer this one tbqh
>>9221030
unf nice
>>9221030
ultracancer steals requests too?
he's truly pathetic
>>9221030
kek, nice.
>>9220784
>"Wanna sit with me, anon?"
>>9220367
>LISTENIN TO
Listening to that noise album posted above in the thread.
I kinda get it, I think... I mean, it's a bunch of noise, but there's something enticing about it. Plus, with all the bullshit mediocrity industry-based media has brought to us, might as well have this stuff. It's certainly more imaginative than most of the drivel we have to endure nowadays.
>DRAWIN
Haven't drawn anything lately, not TLH based at least.
>WRITIN
I haven't advanced on my things in a while. I wanted to do stuff for Nazi Lola in the weekend but I didn't do shit.
>WHATEVER-IN
I should go to sleep
BUT I WONT
>>9221147
I rather you sit on me.
Is the guy who was doing all those fic critiques in the last thread still here?
>>9221147
no way, fag
Goodnight guys. Today was a good day
>>9221220
good night anon
Is there anything funnier than Bussy?
I truly think there is not.
We desperately need more art of Luna's big fucking bush!
Which one, /tlhg/?
>>9221252
That's your idea of a big bush?
I can't believe frogposter is fucking dead
>>9221197
I'm still here, and just wrapped up with I Don't Need Relationships. Which one is yours, anon?
>>9221252
what about her pit forest?
>>9221252
That bush looks like the adidas logo
>>9221280
Lynn
>>9221301
>>9221307
Jesus Christ shave once in a while Luna.
Alright hope none of you had standards or hopes.
>>9221280
>boylynn doesn't have the zero on his shirt
lynnfags are so fucking stupid I swear, they can't even remember what their shit waifu looks like.
>>9221344
So is that, like, a dildo?
>>9221280
Girl Lynn, I'm not gay dude
>>9221361
A turd dildo, yes
>>9221350
To be fair, that's a luanfag artist.
>>9221367
Looks like her uterus prolapsed.
>>9221344
My expectations were exceeded, the fact that she doesn't have a nose is also a nice touch.
>>9221377
that only makes luanfags look bad, too.
how fitting.
>>9221280
Obviously female Lynn aka my future wife. I don't swing that way with boys.
>>9221285
You will not be missed
>>9221344
keep on it bubdy
>>9221350
The artist is not even a Lynnfag, you moron.
>>9221382
I mean, art is an interpretation of the viewer.
If that's what you want it to be, then that's what it is.
>>9221385
>>9221285
i only post apustaja doe
>>9221366
>>9221404
>going for the dyke
>>9221460
kek, Lenifags are so retarded
> check the booru
> first page has loli
not that I'm complaining, but wasn't that supposed to be deleted a few months ago? what happened in the end?
>>9221517
Nothing happened, people freaked out for nothing Mr. slowpoke.
>>9221552
Well, not nothing. Some stuff did get deleted.
eni is my waifu and ynn is shit get fukked nia
Real criticism hours-related.
>I Don't Need Relationships
The overall story is sound, and paced pretty well for what it is, though there's something to be said about that. Lori's life being completely redefined by a single breakup, especially considering she's been suggested to have had previous boyfriends, requires a heavy suspension of disbelief that isn't exactly supported by the very brief amount of time in which she's effectively become a fundamentally different person.
Within the context of the story, though, Lincoln's characterization is on point, as is Lori's despite the previous concerns. It's moving toward a resolution with Lincoln pulling her back into the real world, and it might be worth exploring to have her either meet her sisters on a similar level, or else start rebuilding her heretofore ignored social life.
>>9221714
>Real criticism hours
good times eh
Now forget about that and prepare uranus for weeks of worthless shitposting
>>9221738
I see that you already planned your week anon.
>>9221675
YEAH I HEAR THAT
>>9221697
A happy Lola is a cute Lola
>>9221738
>Implying a anything of this isn't worthless
>>9221697
I love your artstyle, dude.
Delivery from last thread
have a good night
>>9221714
Thanks man. I really appreciate that feedback. I'm always worried about characterization. As for the change in personality, the prompt was to have her turn into a neet and I figured a break up would be a good catalyst for it. It may not be the perfect way to go about it, but I struggled to find something else that would shatter her character.
>>9216766
Is Dragon Ball Z Kai: The Final Chapters a good anime? Asking for a Japnese ww2 holdout.
>>9222023
No and get a new Japnese ww2 holdout
>>9221803
any lola is the best lola
>>9221805
thanks
>>9221968
eyyyyy, thanks boss. always nice to have another thing to troll the Ghostfag with.
Where's Dawnfiend?
not meming but where did ratchetanon go?
>>9222159
Here
>>9221909
You're welcome! Despite the misgivings about the specifics of how she reached that point, Lori's character after achieving NEETdom is a good one, and you want to root for her to get back to a good spot. You're moving it in a good direction, and it'll be interesting to see how she accomplishes that!
>The Missing Link
This one, while coming together in a more solid way toward its current stopping point, has a few elements that stand out toward the beginning in a less than favorable way.
The pacing in the first few sections is so fast that it can be hard to relate with the emotions the characters are feeling at a given moment, and there are a few lines such as
>"Lincoln can't have traveled more than 30 miles, according to my calculationsh." Lisa confirmed
are a bit out there, if that distance as implied to have been traveled on foot by a young kid.
Things start shaping up as it progresses, though, and the character interactions become longer and more in-depth. The current stopping point, with Lynn and Lisa, is pulled off well, as it takes time to explore both the settings in the scene and Lisa's thoughts leading up to the discovery.
Refining the focus on sounding out the scenes and characters in them will really benefit the story, and it makes for a good read! Finding out just what Lincoln has been up to in his absence will make for some heavy material.
Leni a shit
>>9222222
>>9222222
Fuck you pedos.
t. HG
>>9222222
OH SHIT
>>9222222
Oh fuck you guys
>erp
>>9222222
>>9222222
inb4 lenibomb
>>9222222
die
>>9222222
inb4 leni bomb
>>9222222
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9222279
Good taste
>>9222285
didn't you /hg/ fags leave?
>>9222279
Well she is legal in most states, so that's good
>>9222279
Good taste
Here we go
>>9222197
Have you finished a pic of Lynn x Maggie?
Pretty sure it was a lenifag who posted the get just for this exact reaction
>>9222222
well great, now HG is going to derail another thread because they didn't get a specific set of digits.
>>9222222
kek
>>9222355
You can't derail a thread if leni bomber derails it first
>>9222338
I haven't really done yet, wait give me a minute
So how has everyone been today?
>>9222355
Nope, just derailed by us, as always.
Leni bomber pls stop
>>9222400
tired and drunk
>>9222405
wouldn't have it any other way, really
Huh
>>9222443
Because when it happens everyone throws up their hands and gives up.
>>9222443
By spamming it, dumbass.
Dubs defuse
>>9222443
They do it without provocation sometimes. It's one thing if the whole thread is in on it, but it's usually one or two goys doing it to fuck everyone.
They probably don't even like Leni either.
>>9222475
What dubs?
>>9222437
>i got horribly screencaped
i feel honored, and all i did was to reply to a stupid post on the internet
Check this 5 and stop bombing
I for one welcome any and all leni posting
>>9222496
These
How the fuck is this fucking thread able to get so many fucking gets. What the fuck? How is this shit thread about this shit show have enough anons to always get the fucking get?
>>9222522
>Insult someone's waifu
>They get upset and spam pictures of her
Is this normal for you guys?
>>9222518
Leni's the worst sister and all Lenifags should take a shotgun enema.
So, new thread when?
>>9222547
Yea certain sisterfags are retards.
>>9222547
yeah
this happens at least once a thread
Practice with tall people.
It's harder than i thought it would be
>>9222528
I'm surprised too
>>9222547
Sometimes you don't even have to mention them, and they'll just spam anyway.
>>9222400
About as well as I can be.
>>9222338
Here, she's licking her titty or something
>>9222550
Sounds like someone's mad his waifu is constantly overshadowed by the best sister.
>>9222528
We have Leni.
She gets us gets
>>9222588
Why don't you just mass-report them?
>>9222577
das a cute linc.
And thicc qts fine too, I guess.
pls stop
>>9222608
does reporting even do anything on /trash/
>>9222600
dubs confirm, dude is butthurt.
>>9222608
Well, the last time people started reporting a guy for spamming, (specifically a Steven Universe spam) people got banned for "spamming reports". At the very least, I did.
And it's hard to say a guy's spamming when he's technically posting thread related content, and I doubt the mods care enough to differentiate.
>>9222630
We managed to ban a /erp/ shitposter for three days 'cause he was spamming
>>9222679
Yeah, also when dozens of banana posters flooded us we got them banned.
Can we have a Johnny Test bomb?
>>9222592
Thanks!
>>9222701
>Dozens
Are people here seriously this stupid?
>>9222701
>dozens
It's just one guy iirc
What happen if there was a version of "I Love my Brother" call "I Love my Sister" where Lynn is punish and torture Bobby outside, and then later Lynn incestly stalk Lori.
>people are finally waking the fuck up and using the report feature
thank christ
>>9222754
It was one guy who was a mod before.
Every single one of his posts had a new IP
>>9222754
Holy shit you are not joking, you're fucking dense.
>>9222600
>>9222643
Fuck you guys, Lincoln is best Loudfu material!
>>9222778
(You)
>>9222823
(Me)
>>9222829
(Dupree)
>>9222850
(You) + (Me)
>>9222600
But I'm a Lynnfag
>>9222872
(Cute)
>"Anon! Want me to play you a song?"
>>9220730
>Not Power Girl Leni
Fhucking normies
>>9222547
Lenifags are fucking retards
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62805564
What if Leni was a slut?
>>9222923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o
>>9222947
then She'd be Lori.
What if Lola took out her self-destructive urges on Lana because she has the advantage of having a twin?
>>9222947
That is canon
>>9222964
>Self-destructive urges
Like how?
>>9222987
How many guys does she fuck on an average school day?
>>9222964
I want to fuck Lana's bellybutton
>>9223009
Anytime she feels like eating too much she just feeds it to Lana, watching her enjoyment of the food fill herself up. Or however that works with crazy bitches.
>>9223049
Yeah, this guy got what I was goin for. It goes from flattering to smothering to Lana feeling strange and not knowing how to respond to it, although I'm sure something deep inside of her appreciates being the one to be spoiled for once.
>>9223026
One of each skin color
>>9222943
Jesus wept, if I could draw, I'd do this.
doing a short update to leapt through time tonight.
synopsis: lincoln got sent... to the SUCKY FUTURE
>"Ugh! What do you want, Lil-" Whipping her head to the door to see the source, her eyes widen as, standing just outside the doorframe, is what the girl could only call a ghost, staring back at her with surprise and worry.
>"Oh my gosh, Lana?! What happened to your face? What happened to your hands?!" the specter rang out, concern lacing his voice. It's tone pierced through Lana's mind; it was exactly what her older brother sounded like when she was younger. She thought she was seeing things. Maybe she got some harder knocks to her head than she thought. But a quick shake of her head didn't make him go away. If anything it made him look at her with even more concern.
>Her eyes widened as the boy closed the gap to grab her hands, Lana's ears clogging up at his touch and silencing whatever words he was saying, making it like he was miming the act of talking. Along with his attire and face and height being the same, his hands were as soft and comforting as it was when she was a kid, it's grasp firm but inviting. Lana's mouth started to hang open the longer she looked at the boy, threatening to make words. She smelled a very faint scent of sauerkraut on his breath.
>He was decidedly NOT a ghost from the past. No matter how hard she tried, the boy in front of her, trying to comfort her, was in fact of flesh and blood.
>And then her wonder turned back to her previous emotion, rage, at another implication.
>Her gaping mouth closed into a scowl, her eyes sharpening into pin points directed at her "brother", ears popping to finally understand his stammering speech.
>"...and I know its weird to see me again, but I promise, Lisa's gonna-"
>"Lisa." the girl seethed, finally returning the squeeze Lincoln had done to her hands. Though it was markedly much tighter than his gentle caressing.
>"L-Lana? That hurt-"
>"How much did that little weirdo pay you to act like this, kid?"
>>9223082
A slightly weird thought, but I sort of wonder how Lola would feel about it.
At first she probably thinks she's just being clever for getting away with a mental work around, but then I wonder at what point there comes a time where a part of her also does it make her sister bigger.
>>9223214
I do not know why but I need to see more of this
>ultra samefaggin' again.
This place in a nutshell.
>>9223224
I just think that goin off this premise, she'd snap. When she gets in that certain mood, she becomes so vain that she sees Lana as an extension of herself and a living example of what she wants to be but can't because of her pageantry stuff. Naturally, Lana feels extremely awkward during these little episodes and is completely at a loss as to what to do when her sister starts straddling her to stuff her to the gills.
And because this premise is so nuts anyway, we'll just assume the rest of the family thinks it's fun to feed her too much like some owners would to a cat because it's "cute", so Lana's being treated like some prize pig by the family.
>>9223216
oh boy
>>9223216
More. Tonight. Please?
>>9223270
I do't get it
>>9220474
Whats the deal with this croc dude?
>>9222964
kys ultra
>>9223354
A guy from deviantart that just keeps commissioning this guy, and probably other people.
>>9223305
kys ultra stop samefagging
>>9223404
Edgy.
One more request before bed.
give me a reaction pic to redraw
>>9223425
Angry.
>>9223422
How is that ultra, he didn't even respond to ultra's art.
>>9223444
kys ultra
>>9223434
any loud
>>9223422
your autism came so far that you do not even know who you're talking to
>>9223422
Edgy.
>>9223434
>>9223434
this with Luna or Lana
>>9223466
It's clearly someone, probably Ultrahand himself just trying to cause shit.
>>9223464
Edgy.
>>9223504
Angry.
>ultrafat ruins another thread
>>9223498
yep, he admitted to that in the transformerfag discord
>>/co/92190773
What do you think drawfriend is doing right now?
>>9223575
Getting a rubber cement enema.
>>9223434
Lynn?
>>9223575
Playing Overwatch
Looking at memes on tumblr
Drawing shit with his friends that never ended up sticking around /tlhg/.
>>9223575
Doing coke and fucking sexy broads all day and night
>>9223026
>penetrating the cervix
This meme needs to die. If you get through that, it'll close up and cut your dick off.
>>9223660
You're thinking of the male sphincter.
>"Okay Lana, raise your arms."
>"I don't wanna do that..."
>"Please? I've got a chocolate bar~!"
>>9223216
Does this have a pastebin?
>>9223830
Ultrahand#4489
>>9223855
thaaaanks
>>9223855
spam him with kys
>>9223825
https://pastebin.com/xa10CnSg
>>9223969
Thank you!
Guess the legs.
>>9223724
kys ultra
hey so im trying to update leapt through time but shit isn't working
>>9224028
>>9223216
>"Pay? What are you talking about-"
>"Did she finally lose it? Couldn't accept that he was gone, so she has to resort to have someone fake it? Had to have him dress up in his clothes and everything..." The now older girl pushed Lincoln down on the stairs, her scowl growing to show her full fury. "She must've showed you all sorts of stuff about him if you got so much of him down, you imposter!" The boy winced under her gaze, and hissed as she started to crush his hands in her grasp.
>"Lana, please! Its really me-"
>"You think this is funny?! Dressing up like my brother and acting like him gives you some sick kicks or something?! Well I got news for you, faker," she spat, letting go of one of his hands to raise a fist. "ITS NOT FUNNY!"
>With one strong tug, Lincoln freed himself from Lana's grasp before she could hit him, her hand smashing against the rotting wood stair as he rolled to the side onto the grass. The girl howled in pain, then turned to chase after her quarry, who had ran out towards the pool. She lunged for him, Lincoln again just barely avoiding her as he doubled back, making the girl crash into the pool and kicking up a spray of water. Lana stumbled out right as the boy reached the backyard tree, taking the chance to climb up the bark to the top. Still furious and soaked to the bone, Lana threw herself onto the wood, desperately trying to claw her way upwards to her prey. The instant she gripped the bark she let out another howl of pain, stepping off to grasp her own hands. Lincoln popped his head out of the leaves, concern still plastered on his face. It wasn't returned in kind.
>"I'll get you, faker! I'm gonna get a ladder and beat you with it!" Lana shouted, stomping off to the garage. Lincoln could only look on as she fumbled with the knob before slamming the door open, then disappearing inside. The boy let out an exhausted sigh.
>"Welp. That could had gone way better."
there we go
>>9223465
>>9224234
Looks great! Thanks!
>>9224234
Oh yeah
Insult me more Lola~
Roll for what story to read to your waifu. If your roll is above 38, divide by 2 until it's below, and round up to the nearest number if need be.
>>9224283
>Stangers have the best Candy
Fucking Christ
>>9224283
Rollin' for Leni.
>>9219760
>Lincoln was walking back home, pissed. "Fucking Chandler, fucking asshole wrecked everything..." Now Lincoln was even more of a outcast than ever before, with even Clyde ditching his ass as the bully gang chased after him. He rubbed his cheek, they were slinging rocks as they chased him down on bikes like Lions after a Gazelle. Lincoln had only escaped them by jumping into a creek, and even then Chandler came flying after him with his switchblade drawn and everything.
>He grunted in pain. The prick tried to carve his own name in his stomach! But thankfully the Cops showed up and the little psycho only managed to cut one line. But still, his orange shirt was soggy in blood, and Lincoln was infuriated but terrified of the bully's retribution.
>But whatever fear he possessed was drowned by the burning desire for revenge swirling in his gut. Lincoln felt rage as he walked through the old park, giving his nastiest glare to... The Man smiled, looking downright amused at Lincoln's anger. "Hello." He was a strange man, with a weird voice, wearing rags and eating a bowel of cup a noodle with a...
>"What are you looking at?" Lincoln tried to sound tough, but the red spots around his eyes clearly revealed that he had been bawing his eyes out a short time ago.
>The Hobo smiled and played with his food. "Someone who had a bad day, evidently..."
>"You adults are all the same." Lincoln was pissed at the cops, his so called friends, and his life in general. He was a joke, a failure, doomed to be one of those weirdos squatting in a suburban basement jerking off to anime. "Don't care about my problems, never trying to even help me..."
>"Oh?" The raggedy man smiled, putting down his food, "I can help you. But like most help, you'll owe me a favor in turn."
>Lincoln was skeptical. "Oh? And what can you do?"
>"How does 'Lincoln, local hunk in search of true love' sound? That'll be you in ten years. All you gotta do is help me later..." He balanced his wooden spoon.
>>9224283
Rollin
>>9224569
>Go to your room; Mommy's got a new baby to love
Literally every loud but Lily can relate.
>>9224581
>Thinking they won't pull a Malcolm in The Middle and reveal Rita's pregnant at the end.
Reminder that Abbos are the only ones who accomplished less than Niggers.
>>9224666
Satanic trips confirm that even niggers are better than abbos.
>>9224676
Looks like it.
>>9219760
Why is /trash/ so comfy?
>>9224850
Because we're dead
>>9224750
>>9224676
Both are better than the conniving Jew.
>>9222222
ERRONEOUS
>>9222222
Y-You too!
>>9222547
Good morning, I guess.
New:
>>9225577
What if Lily had met Hugh?
>>9225601
She'd totally get a baby boner
>>9222355
yeah
because you pedofucks NEVER derail the thread of anyone else's gets
never ever
stay salty
>>9225653
Last time there were septs, there were a few "angry" Loud replies, but that's how it works with big gets.
Every time there's quints, which is twice a day, we get shit from other threads. It has even happened with quads some times. We never even post in any other threads for such insignificant numbers.
>>9225653
>goes out of his way to reply to an hours old post as the thread is about to 404
>calls others salty