/scaly/ - Scaly General #228 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

>>9213219
>only one

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>>9213285
Yes, just one. No more than that.

>>9213219
if i could have only one, then it'd have to be that big lizzer D

>>9213327
in that case i pick a dragon's circulatory system from whatever universe gives dragon blood mutagenic properties

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>>9213219
I guess the fire breathing part. Stuff like horns are cool but you can't exactly go out in public normally any more.
Dragon D is sweet but if I ever become normie enough to fuck 3dpd there's going to be some odd questions.

But breathing fire safely is something I can keep to myself. Until I want to breath fire while shouting I am the LORD OF VOLCANOES, FUCKING COME AT ME, that is. You know, as you do.

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I want a cuddly Mavers.

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>TotT
The tail, I think. Especially a snek tail, because those are nice and strong.

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Found something new by Sanzo!

https://comic.pixiv.net/works/2288

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>>9214146
Well damn
I don't know whether to be inspired or discouraged

>>9214224
Encouraged.

Repltilian kin get very active when they get warm.

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What's /scaly/'s general opinion on Argonians

>>9214788
Argonians are only good as broken-willed subservient slaves.

>>9214765
Hehe, I actually meant drawing stuff, since it's such a clean but good drawing, but yeah, in THAT way I'd definitely be encouraged!

>>9214788
Normie's first scaly.

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>>9214807
this

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>Yiffalicious fell for the herm/futa meme
time to drink until i pass out

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>>9215482
>fetishfags in charge of not being insufferable cunts that ruin things for everyone but their minority

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>>9215520
Now, I wouldn't mind it usually, but they've stated that all of their future female characters are going to have models that involve a dick or both a dick and vag.
This is just unnecessary modelling work that is going to flood the scene selection with this shitty fetish.
and of course it all starts with their dragoness, which I thought was a pretty good model as well.
I'm legitimately upset by it all.

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>>9214807
>>9215476
this is tied with futa for worst fetish

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>>9214788
Pretty good outta ten. They've got interesting lore and aren't just thrown in as an afterthought or fetish fuel.
That said, the internet has clearly shown they can be sexy when they want to be.
Tits are a little odd but considering they're also illusionist water reaching magic sap-transformed lizards who's souls are connected to a reality-hopping tree... Tits make sense by comparison. It's not like they evolved them.

Honestly the Elder Scrolls does an excellent job with their beastfolk races, not making them just reskinned humans. In lore terms anyway.

But then I'm a fa/tg/uy who likes his lizzers to have a mythology, history, known cultural centers and notable individuals to really get off.
Or just a really nice butt.

>>9215645
>unnecessary modelling work
They're just slapping a dick on the female body
It probably takes 5 minutes

>>9215871
thats not good, thats lazy
THATS EVEN WORSE

>>9213733
Neat
Someone who has a tumblr account should ask http://catwithbenefits.tumblr.com/tagged/sanzo if they want to translate it. They've done a bunch of sanzo's stuff before.

>>9215806
>nice butt
Agreed
(Though I must admit I'd prefer burying my face in the ass of a khajiit maid)

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>>9215806
tits popped out in between first and second era or something. in-game nobody knows why

i think we can guess though

>>9215761
T. N'wah

>>9214788
depends on the individual example. speaking from a visual perspective, they aren't all that different from your average scaly anthro.

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>>9215476

>>9213733
>TFW no cute Spinosaurous GF.

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>>9215520
>tfw like vore stuff and occasionally vore stories
>drakezephyr's relationship stories always feel ruined by the vore or install a RIP AND TEAR feel toward the dragons instead

Maybe I'm the only vorefag that occasionally gets all DEUS VALT sometimes on vore

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>>9212893
>he'd never fuck bryce
Was it rape, /scaly/?

>>9216516
The true vorefags get upset and angry if a vore story ends with the thing doing the voreing dead.

>>9216636
With one exception: the pred was prey to another pred. But yes, I read vore to get off and read about a dragon eating lesser beings, not to read yet another "brave heroic knight slays the evil dragon" thing.

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>Out of clothes.
>No cash so I put some money on my campus card to make it work.
>Laundry machine eats the money off my campus card then does nothing.
>Try again, must've followed the directions wrong but it happens again.
>Front desk can't do anything.
>Company would have to reimburse my 2.50 through the mail and can't send someone to fix until the semester is over.
AMAZING
Fuck I'll have to get a 20 from the atm and convert it to quarters.
80 fucking quarters and I need 10.

End blog.

How has the world been cruel and unfair to you today, /scaly/? Beside not being/fucking a dragon.

>>9216767
Your problems pale against mine.

I just bit the inside of my cheek

>>9216792
damn man thats hardcore, you okay?

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>>9216792
>I just bit the inside of my cheek

>tfw do this constantly and it leaves those holes that make eating slightly painful
I know that pain, man

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>>9216159
The Hist is a dirty minded old /scaly/ is why.

Think about it. Hist has an entire country of lizard waifus and husbandos, is intimately connected with them when they drink the Hist's 'sap', and is hinted to come from another kalpa or realm or... Something. Plus he's surrounded by the filth and /trash/ of the black marsh, and gave the lizards tits after mulling it over for a few eras.

Let's face it. He's /ourguy/. The Hist is one of us. It does exactly what we would do.

>>9216792
Fuck man that sucks.
I had a zit in my nose a few months back, that was true first world hell.

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>been doing shitty sketches of lewd scaly shit for 3 hours


who the fuck do i draw

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>>9216767
I've got this worrying swelling on the back of my neck I need to see my GP about.
Feels sort of fluid-y under the skin, pretty worried about it.

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>ywn bully a kobold until she cries by calling her a STINKY LIZARD and telling her to go eat a fly

>>9216636
>vore as a verb
REEEEEE

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>>9215907
>tfw asked about translating a short snake comic sanzo did in Janurary

>worthless nigger didn't even bother responding to me and instead got TDS and shat up his feed with political complaints for months
Tumblr was a mistake

>>9217184
Yep
There's a reason I only ever link specifically the sanzo tag
Still, aside from a random anon on /a/ one time, no one else has ever translated sanzo's work as far as I know

>>9217184
Oh yeah i have a similar experience. DESU, i was probably naive in expecting that i could get away with treating others like respectable adults, and should have seen the red flags. (like >80% of his steam friends being popfur artists he likes to commission very often)

>>9217240
to clarify, an experience on using tumblr, idk who sanzo is.

>>9217261
>Slackwyrm lewds
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

>>9217004
Lochness monster x anon

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>>9217261
fixed.

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>>9217261
Fuck. Now I wanna fuck slack-wyrm too.

>>9216900
Not to mention the Hist can literally make the argonians do anything it wants.

Imaging, the hist just makes all argonians engage in massive orgys and then they remember nothing.

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>>9217305
>>9217400
>Not wanting to fuck Slackwyrm before

Gay

Loch Ness monster? Disney or Traditional?

>>9216159
>>9216900
>i think we can guess though
>The Hist is a dirty minded old /scaly/ is why.
It's actually because it helps the Argonians integrate into the society of men and mer. This is so the Hist can passively keep tabs on the workings of the world.
You cant trust argonians because they are not as simple as they appear and will betray you if the are called to.

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>>9217456
I want to say Disney because it's really cute

>tfw am now homo for the thick Nice Hitler dragon

>>9217456
Disney my dude

>>9217505
That disney short is really amusing to me. It's like the artists behind it were following a "how to make a waifu" guide.

FUCK YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D TO A WORLD OF VARIOUS BREEDS OF REPTILE PEOPLE WHERE HUMANS ARE LEGENDARY MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE WITH THE ABILITY TO EASILY LOCATE AND DIFFERENTIATE RARE MINERALS WITHIN A 30 MILE RADIUS BECAUSE BULLSHIT MAGIC

NOW ALL SORTS OF NAGAFOLK, KOLBODS, DRAGONS, DRAGONMEN, LIZARDMEN AND SUCH ALL WANT YOU

WHAT DO YOU DO YOU STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND?

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>>9217505
>>9217530
>started on the sketch assuming you would say traditional

FUCK

>>9217456
>>9217593
I like it both ways, anon.

>>9216541
https://e621.net/post/show/1156646/2017-anal-anal_penetration-angels_with_scaly_wings

>>9217560
Do I actually have the ability to locate rare minerals in a 30 mile radius?

>>9217653
Yes. You can either have it as a tingling sensation that gets stronger the closer you are or a soulless RPG menu that only you can open and see that lists all the rare minerals in the area and where to find them

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>>9217593
That was my second option anyway, feel free to finish what you started, sempai

>>9217697
I sell my services to the highest bidder, giving preference to those who include qt lizard waifus (consensual, of course) in their dealins, with priority in the following order.

Kobolds = Naga > Lizards = Dragons

Proceed to lead happy life fucking my own band of hot scale waifs as we explore the wilderness for valuable resources.

>>9216828
I'm dealing somehow
(Just called my mom and talked it out for a bit)

>>9216968
Heh yeah, that sucks.

>>9217030
>bully a kobold until she cries
Ingrate!

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>spend hours in P5 grinding away so i can make the badass dragon called Seth
>cant even take a screenshot to show it off

fucking atlas, why are you so butthurt about spoilers?

>>9218082
Take a pic of the screen with your cellphone.

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>>9217613
Sorry it took so long. I have this weird thing where I spend too much time on a simple sketch and then it comes out worse than it initially should have been

>>9217505
Nessie is so gaddamn adorable. A true shame she's only in a short.

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>>9217030

>>9218139
It's fine, anon. We still love you.

In other news, I'm going to go scour the internet for porn of slackwyrm.

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>>9218121
In this day and age some people would label this capture method as barbaric.

>>9217004
spyro

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I want to be a Tama!

>>9218353
>Seth is even more broken in P5 than he was in P3 and SMT 4
Hot damn.

>>9218631
What would you do with a human that you really, really liked, as a Tama? How would you treat them?

>>9218632
He's pretty fucking ace. Staple of my team until I started getting shit like trumpeter and metatron

>>9213219
That is one degenerate dragon.

>>9213219
>If you could have one dragon/scaly part on your body, what would it be?

If I could have wings strong enough to enable lift, probably that. But not at the cost of losing my arms. Maybe the tail, that seems like it'd be fun.

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>>9218657
>liking a human as a Tama
A human must do something incredible for me to like it as a Tama. And I would treat it as a normal human being.

>>9218843
You would need a tail in order to control your flight.

>>9218888
You would also need to check those quads

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>>9218517
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

that's my cue to stop

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>>9218955
Which Purple Dragon would you rather fuck?

>>9216767
Depression and other such shitty thoughts have been fucking with my head all day. Work has made it worse. I just want to get the fuck home and call in my abrupt resignation tommorow. Maybe I'll just cur out out the middleman and slit my wrists in the bathtub tonight.

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>>9218888
I was going to suggest there may be ways around that but I'm not going to argue with quads.

>>9218955
Is that.. Skylanders Spyro fucking his PS1 counterpart?

>>9218968
I hate the new spyro

but he still has a dragon tongue so...

>>9218994
yes

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>>9218985
Remember, horizontal for attention and vertical for results!

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>>9218853
Oh..
I see.

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>>9219003
>Yes
It does feel that way at times. I still wonder what the studio was thinking when they made the later games.
At least Skylanders makes sense as a cash-grab. But the weird repetitive brawler thing with randomised enemy names? I mean, what? Why?

>>9218888
>tail to control flight
Nah, that's only a-
..oh shit, sorry, didn't see your numbers

(I'll get right on washing your car, Mr Quads)

>>9218985
Jesus, man. Sounds horrible.
Were you the one who worked at a restaurant or café as a waiter?

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>>9216767
Your day was bliss then.

Here was mine after work.

>>9219445
What happened there?

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>>9218985
that sucks. Hope things end up getting better. Remember that diseases like depression fuck with your view of reality, and many of the thoughts and feelings you're having aren't the product of reality or rational thought.

>>9218955
You have an art page or anything like that?

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can somebody explain to me the appeal to being a Tama? compared to being a normal dragon.

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>>9219134
It's not a car.

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>>9219686
To be one of the most majestic and beautiful creature You`re allowed to be anything, but I want to be a Tama!

>>9219472
Rot, with some despair and misery.

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>>9219686
>Looks pretty
>Pre-lubricated
>Only really considered a threat by hunters during the mating season, when the males are most aggressive

I'm not sure what else.

>>9219797
>most majestic
>not Shagaru

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>>9219797
>you're allowed to be anything
I feel like life would be easier as a semi-anthro but otherwise normally proportioned dragon with hands/claws on par with human hands in terms of functionality. You're already a dragon, it's not like there's a whole lot of room to grow in terms of being all majestic and shit.

>>9219867
Can they fly?

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eyyyyy fegs

>>9219804
Shit man, my father is going through a lot of construction grief as well. He didn't give enough attention to the house in Baltimore and scrappers got to it, it really must of taken a toll on him.
Kinda sad really, grew up there. I visited it the last time I was in the harbor and it was pretty hard to look at. People littered in the hole where the stone collapsed on the stairs to the front door and a cat lives in the basement hatch.

Is your place a new or older residence?

>>9219901
I'd say no, but there's this one zone transition they do where it just jumps 100 feet in the air and the shadow animation is that of a flying monster so maybe.

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>>9219901
Can dragons swim ?
I dont think so.

>>9219773
ohshit

>>9219797
I'm very sorry, but I only have one phial of mizutsune serum left.
I suppose you could have it, but you'd have to come here (I'm not risking shipment)

>>9219939
>beloved house scrapperized
Oof.. Sorry to hear that.

Does anybody ever get legitimately sad that scalies don't exist, or that they aren't a scalie?

It's only mild sadness, not full-out depression, and it rarely happens, but I still want to confirm that I'm not *too* crazy.

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>>9219939
...Maybe it floats on bubbles? Bubbles don't cast much of a shadow.

Still, I'd prefer something a bit more classic western myself. Give me wings and fire any day.

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>>9219939
>no flight.

lol they can't even perform a basic dragon function, and >>9219867 implied that they lack sapience/self-awareness intelligence.

looks like >>9219891 has a point with the whole function over form thing.

do people seriously want to look like a flower that badly?

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>>9219901
Mizutsune? It leaps around like a motherfucker. I don't think this video has its largest combo attack though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBI1hby5ha8

From what I've heard about MHXX, it fucking soars like Congalala or Rajang when going through certain zone transitions on the maps it introduces.

>>9219980
>Can dragons swim ?

Hello buddy

>>9219980
yes they can. and because they have hands that can manipulate stuff, they can modify and put on scuba gear.

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>>9220050
Let me rephrase that. Can anything, with wings, swim underwater?

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>>9220110
I think this is close enough.

>>9220110
quack?

>>9220110
yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vaFl6J87s

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>>9219980
>can't swim
>dragons
Massive powerful tails and aerodynamic shape? Same creature we talking about here?

Pretty sure dragons can swim just fine. They're not aquatic, sure but fucking ELEPHANTS can swim. And they're just giant potatoes with tree trunk legs.

Reminds me of the Robin Hobb books where sea serpents are like larval dragons and we're called masters of the earth air and sea partially because of it.
Weird world, that. Ancestral memories overpowering personalities, magical items being fuelled by thought and whatnot. Also I've never read a satisfying ending from the author now I think on it.

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>>9220178
>>9220145
>>9220142
>>9220135
>>9220075
>>9220044
>>9219891
>>9219686

i am now convinced that people who want to be tamas specifically are just weebs who are oppressed with looking flamboyant/pretty. like, the kind who unironically thinks traps are cute.

>>9220256
obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8W1gLNMpdo

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>>9219939
'81 travelaire

I live in a motorhome for reasons like this. Hell of a lot cheaper than house issues.

Besides, most people use way more space then they actually need. So I could be much worse.

It's still frustrating though.

>>9220135
>>9220142
>>9220178

Read the sentence. Swim (underwater)
>>9220145
They carry most of their momentum from diving down into the water. On their own they could not just land on the water surface and then use their bodies to dive down. Sure, they could swim for a bit, but not far and would be really energy inefficient.

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>>9220024
Definitely. All the time, even vivid dream. Doesn't stop me from living a fairly productive life.

But still. Fuck.

I want a dragon to kidnap me and forcibly marry me as he breeds me daily, his cum slowly turning me into a smol qt fecund dragoness

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>>9220358
so what? they can still swim, and faster than an unaugmented human too. Besides, you still have to weigh this ability against all of the other abilities that a normal dragon has, and the ability to use technology like >>9219891 describes trumps pretty much anything else.

>>9220358
"B-but that's just SORT OF swimming underwater! That's not REALLY swimming underwater! Having wings means it's totally impossible to move under the surface! Tama a best I want to be a Tama I'm going to say this every thread!"

>>9220256
>>9219891
I would like to be a semi anthro nargacuga with a great, sexy tail and nice hips please.

>>9220358
Have you never seen a duck?
Are you one of those north koreans that goes to zoos to look at dogs and stuff?
Aquatic birds are like torpedoes when they want to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsoquLyKkc0

>>9220256
Tamaposter is the worst poster on /scaly/ after all

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>>9220411
yeah I can't stress how important using technology is. like, strap on a jet engine and a gau8 and i can't see any other dragon (that's not either literally the size of a mountain or hopped up on magical bullshit) beating me in a fight.

a tama won't win against this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1HU5WShpU

WEW
chill out everyone

>>9220506
Nigger that's cool as hell. Would be neat to feed them underwater

>>9220554
nah, he's fine

>>9220411
I am not saying you`re wrong about the birds. My point is that, if you wanted both, flight and good aquatic ability as a dragon. You would need to sacrifice a lot of the dragon characteristic`s that make it a dragon(having fins or paddles on your legs, weaker and lighter bones, etc.). You can call me out for moving the goalposts, but I just refuse to belive, that your usual everyday dragon could swim underwater without any outside help.

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>>9220554
pretty sure that title belongs to either people who throw an autistic tantrum about herms, or people who throw a similar autistic tantrum about some minor feature in whatever game /scaly/ happens to be talking about at the moment.

>>9219891
>Semi-anthro but otherwise normally proportioned dragon with hands/claws on par with human hands in terms of functionality.

The Shadowrun approach.

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>>9220647
You really, really don't need to sacrifice shit.

The dragon holds it's wings against it's body...A d you're done. It's already streamlined, it has strengthened lungs to cope with air differences, it has a tail for propulsion like a lizard, snake... or a fucking Tama.
Soapdragons have the same body shape as a winged one, but with daft scale petals instead. They'd swim the exact same way. The water specialist will have an edge but that hardly invalidates the other's abilities.

What do the petal things even do? They look like they'd create about as much drag as wings would when helpless against the body anyway.
If you say a dragon can't swim unaided, I say a Tama should by no rights be able to either.

>>9220647
I think you're really overestimating the difficulty of swimming
Particularly for a sapient species that can intelligently try out various techniques instead of hoping instinct gives him the right set of movements.
And you really don't need any special features. Everything from snakes to lizards(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tBWakZAGqU) to humans can manage it. Hell, I've known dogs that would swim multiple feet down to get something if you threw it into the water, and they're probably one of the least suited animals for it biologically.

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>>9220774
>helpless against the body
Held against the body

Whoops.

>>9220774
The petals are to attract mates like a peacock's tail. they likely fold against the head when swimming.

>>9220772
the idea is the maintain the basic abilities needed to function in current society. The best deal would be transforming between human and dragon at will, but that seems a little OP and would require magic, whereas everything else could done via biology.

for example, I'd want to be about the size where my stiletto from the front, when my neck is bent down, is about the size of a tall-er human (so about 6-6.5 feet)

and by semi-anthro, i mean anthro enough to be able to bend my arms to properly use my hands and everything, but not anthro to the point where i look cartoonish.

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>>9220842
So, the dragon shaped monster with the large scaled appendages on it's back holds them close against it's body and can swim freely.

But the dragon shaped dragon with the large scaled appendages on it's back holds them close against it's body and can NOT swim freely.

Tamaposters.

>>9220838
I want to be held helplessly against a dragon's body

>>9220884
I just joined the conversation with that post and I agree with you.

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>>9220889
Don't we all?

Now I think about it, it's a glaring omission from images I've seen.
A dragon tightly coiled up around their partner possessively because "they're MINE".
They're aspects of greed, after all. Even if we made them out to be aspects of lust at times.

>>9218955
You should do cynder next

>>9218955
>Power bottom dragon.

Fuck yes. Please tell me more of them exist.

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>>9220804
That video is pretty cool.
I am not overestimating te difficulty of swimming.It`s the flying part that makes me question the capability of swimming underwater.

This whole discussion is quite pointless, because in the end it all depends on how you see dragons that are capable of flight. If I get to be a Tama, ill show you how you`re supouse to swim.

>>9221222
>A dragon will never force you to "rape" it.

>>9221040
I just want to read about a world where dragons choose to hoard humans, instead of fighting them.

>>9221405
>"That's it. Whether you fly or not, I'm going to drop you."

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How would a dragon actually fare against modern weaponry?

Every time you see them doing it in media, they're always hopped up on either plot armor, an idiot plot, or some kind of magical bullshit power (including the ability to defy the inverse square law).

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>>9221453
Would you share your heat with a lizard ?

>>9221492
Definitely. I get too hot sometimes.

>>9221492
If they're at risk of actuality getting hurt by the cold and/or are attractive then sure. Otherwise, it's no different than with a random stranger who dressed too lightly for the weather. This is all assuming they asked.

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>>9220024
Yeah.

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>>9221491
They would get absolutely BTFO. Guided munitions and rifling have made anything that relies on getting up close to its target obsolete.

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>>9221491
What type of weaponry?

A-A and G-A are shrapnel so thats very bad for wings. Atleast the IR signature would be low for a dragon, but radar might be a problem.
AT weapons is a shell getting accelerated by an explosion from behind to penetrate through armor. Would hurt a lot.
>>9221491
GBU-12 and mav65 are probably not that dangerous, if you can see them comming.

>>9221491
Not that it means much, but in the current set of abilities for a dragon character in a project that may or may not happen, the idea was that anything short of a nuclear blast and/or radioactive fallout, they're invulnerable to most any ballistic weaponry. (Biologically for the purpose of living after dropping out of the sky and hitting the ground at terminal velocity). With that balanced out by
A: It's still extremely painful. (Paintball on skin levels of pain.)
B: It works by the scales solidifying to absorb the impact, thus making that part of the body stiffer and more difficult to move.

For wings, anything shot would pass right through, but a larger hole would make it impossible to fly, and take a longer time to heal over. A possible workaround is taping the holes up with duct tape temporarily for short stints.

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>>9220024
Not really sad, more of a really strong desire if that makes any sense. Like, I'm not uncomfortable as a human or dissatisfied with my current life or anything, but sometimes i just want to fly around or lay on a rock in the sun or destroy a self-righteous dragon slayer's reputation in front of his entire adventuring party by defeating him by throwing apples at him while making fun of his feudalistic moral system, you know?

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>>9221671
>>9221491

Even if the scales are invulnerable, the force from a missile, rocket, bullet, artillery shell, and so on still exists, some of which are enhanced by their explosive properties. You'd still get massive internal injuries and bleeding, like a knight in armor getting hit by a sledge hammer.

Not only that, but we develop projectiles meant to pierce underground bunkers beneath tons of dirt and concrete. I'm sure something could pierce their hide.

And if that fails, go for the eyes.

>>9221705
Oh you read that beowulf spinoff too? Always though it was too obscure.

>>9221734
Everything is made to pierce through armor these days. Its not about taking on the explosion, but about neutralizing the shell itself (see reactive armor and how it gets countered).

>>9221705

Someone should write a greentext about that lol. Dude can just be a peacefull dragon just chilling in his laid back lair and the slayer just barges in going all deus vult and shit.

>>9221734
With the flexibility necessary to survive drops, plus decreased weight for flying, Maybe a lot of knock back to the point that shooting at one might result in being thrown across a room instead of having that force absorbed by internal organs?

>>9221793
Or we can just thousands of 50. cal snipers, to shoot out his eyes!

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>>9221822

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>>9221822
Someone call /k/. Half of them are closted scalies anyways.

>>9221821
Ok then you shoot one hypothetically, with a tank or something. Tank shell hits in the chest and shatters, but its momentum keeps going and pushes the scales and with them the whole body. The internal organs, on top of being pushed by the now dented scales, are also bruised against the scales themselves as they are jerked out of position at increadibly high speed and smash into the very wall that protects them, causing internal damages. If anything, making the scales invulnerable just makes the organs have to deal with more damage.

Besides, invulnerable scales are just OC doughnut steel territory anyway.

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>>9221671
That sounds really neat actually
Scales made of some kind of crystalline nano-material that changes its structure in response to impacts, and the stronger the hit the longer the solidification lasts
And while probably completely unrelated to your ideas, it makes me think of neat stuff
>dragons are actually an interstellar species that propagates by entering a state of suspended animation and drifting through space for aeons until eventually falling onto a planet, surviving the literally meteoric impact by virtue of their fancy scales, but the force of the impact locks them in place for centuries, eventually getting covered over by dirt and grasses
>eventually they can move again and burst free in a shower of earth and terrified sheep
>this is where the "that hill is actually a dragon" legends come from

Yeah it makes no sense at all, but I like settings do neat stuff with blending fantasy settings and science fiction style worldbuilding.
And am kinda drunk.

>>9221861
>for every dragon you kill you're entered into a raffle for one that's captured
>serve your country; earn a dragon wife!

>>9221900
>Scales made of some kind of crystalline nano-material

jesus christ I thought I was on FA reading a bio for a shitty OC

Seen too much of this mary sue crap.

>>9221895
>OC doughnut steel territory
That's how I like my dragons. In terms of power, not in terms of personality.
Then again I'm a massive vorefag, so dragons having complete and utter control of their situation is an integral part of my fantasies.

>>9221910
Would probably work better as dragon pet than dragon wife.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is nothing that could stop a FOCUSED blast to a one specific point.

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>>9221910
>not just capturing your own

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If you can slay a dragon with a sword you can probably do the same with a large gun...

>>9221954
Isn't that what HEAT rounds do? Blast a tiny pointed depleted uranium shell into an area with enough energy that they cut through armor like a nail through butter?

Just leaving this here

https://youtu.be/VQ6YChXRn_A

>>9221952
>Would probably work better as dragon pet than dragon wife.
Fucking pets is unethical, anon. They have to be a wife/husband to get past the censors.

>>9221954
I mean, if you asked some materials scientist to get crazy with theoretical shit they could probably imagine something for you, but you're right that there's nothing "likely" that could stop it.

>>9221978
But if everyone just captures their own dragon we'll just end up with a population of dragon saboteurs in our homes and towns!
I figure dragons are also smart enough to talk their way out of a proverbial box, so it'd be prudent to not have too many around.

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I wonder if dragon anons would argue about invulnerable humans like this.

>>9222006
nah we don't have anything about us as invulnerable. They probably argue about how smart we are, like those Humanity Fuck Yeah stories that make every human stupid clever.

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>>9221987
Basically.

>>9220376
>>9221545
Okay, I'm not insane. Great.

>>9221705
I don't know. I never imagine myself in any kind of different society or life. I've actually just pictured myself sitting at my desk, working, except I'm a dragon. Or sometimes my coworkers are kobolds or lizardfolk or what have you.

It's really strange.

>>9221895
For really large close ballistic impacts, fair enough. But for a equal amount of force throwing internal organs about just maneuvering normally flying about, plus being able to live after hitting the ground really fast, there would have to be some built in solution to internal organ damage resistance.

>>9221981
>slaying a dragon with a sword
That should really never happen.
>>9221987
Yes
>>9222002
That`s just proximity fused shrapnel rounds

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>>9222002
Fuck me each of those bullets on it's own is enough to turn anything organic into a fine pink mist.

>>9222036
>live after hitting the ground really fast

What part does this have to do anything with? Are you talking about when they might land on prey? Because birds do it all the time at high speeds, and they aren't invulnerable in any sense.

>>9222039
>just

>>9222006
Nah, they'd probably argue about how quickly a displaced group of humans, about 100 breeding pairs, could create and develop a society that would be a serious threat to dragons of varying ages.

They would then argue about how quickly this would occur if you took modern, Renaissance, classical, or prehistorical humans and the like.

>>9222031
>like those Humanity Fuck Yeah stories that make every human stupid clever.
It's less about making humans stupid clever, and more about ascribing some human quality as essentially human and pumping it up. Common qualities include, but are not limited to:
>binocular vision (including our capacity for throwing things REALLY well)
>strength
>endurance
>heavy worlders (ties into the previous two)
>stubbornness
>adaptivity
>jingoistic aggression
>cultural creativity (especially in relation to cuisine, interestingly enough)
>xenophilia
>xenophobia
>being just outright batshit crazy

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>>9221937
If the first thing you think of is garbage FA OCs you should probably spend less time on furry websites and more time reading goofy 80s fiction.
Sometimes its okay for things to be dumb.

>>9222002
Don't Arabic insurgents call the BRRRRRRT on the A-10 the Dragon's Roar or something like that?
I can see why those kinds of weapons are called that.

>>9222069
>What part does this have to do anything with?
>>9221671
>(Biologically for the purpose of living after dropping out of the sky and hitting the ground at terminal velocity)

>>9222105
Why though?

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>>9222104
a-10s carry 30mm depleted uranium shells or HE shells while the ones in the video are 20mm

>>9222135
>>9222104
The A-10 sounds much more impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

>>9222117
Presumably as some evolutionary justification for the scales, but seeing as bird have been flying for centuries and they haven't developed "ways to survive falling out of the sky" other than not fucking falling in the first place.

>>9221491
They would be absolutely torn apart and BTFO (and I'm not saying that as some Humanity Fuck Yeah fan or anything. It's just reality, really).
>>9221671
Damn son, you can't just arbitrarily divide attacks into either dragon-hurting or not. An armor-piercing 7.62 round can pierce through some hefty stuff, and an AP .50 round can tear through horrifyingly thick steel plates.
It doesn't matter how hard their scales could solidify. Even if they turned into the hardest material we know (excepting neutronium), a shaped-charge RPG (or other EFP munition round) would absolutely assrape it.
Realism is pretty scary.

I mean, you'd have to weasel around with plot armor and magic to such a degree that it would turn cringy. Better to either leave high-tech weaponry out, or just-.. well, have dragons respect it as much as humans do.

>>9221793
Remember that reactive armor is also hellishly ablative (and ridiculously unfeasible in anything organic).

>>9221952
Well, can't fault you for having a preference. (Just keep in mind that stories/settings with Mary Sue dragons turn a lot of people away.)

>>9221987
You're probably thinking of EFPs, by which an explosive charge melts and shapes a "dish" of metal into a molten jet. This is absolutely ridiculously penetrative at point-blank.

>>9222039
Those shrapnel pieces probably average at around 120 m/s, anon. That's rifle-level speeds. Every one of those rounds is like a frag grenade.

Oof. I don't know whether to be awed or disgusted by modern weaponry...

>>9222135
>>9222167
Christ almighty, I feel extremely aroused.

>>9222117
Because sky battles over mates involving trying to incapacitate the other 1000+ feet in the air?

>>9222169
Birds are generally light enough that even if they fall, their terminal velocity isn't high enough to do significant damage unless they land on a wing or something. Like cats, basically.
If you're going to have a multi-ton flying lizard it would make more sense. At least, as much sense as a multi-ton flying lizard in the first place.

>>9222253
I can think of hundreds of animals that fight for mates and even a few of them that happen to be flying while they do it.

None of them have armor that defies modern ballistics.

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ITT: /k/ vs "that kid on the playground that said his shield was invincible to EVERYTHING"

>>9222324
In next episodes... Tama is invulnerable to everything!

>>9222324
>that one kid who uses "God" after we've only just gotten to guns and lightning in Rock Paper Scissors
>that one kid who screams PENIS right after we've just gotten to a conversational volume
>that one kid who refuses to stay down in airsoft
>that one kid who keeps his eyes open during mafia

>>9222324
Its like arguing a 'who would win' with the US army versus the armies of middle earth or some crap.

You'd think the us army would win but the other dudes got Gandalf and 'hope' or some crap so people just pull all sorts of shit out of their asses.

Radar stealth scale technology for dragons WHEN

>>9222289
It seems that any setting's going to have to have some "because plot" reasons for having ballistic resilient creatures, due to the OP nature of modern weaponry. Maybe something might of fared better 100+ years ago.

>>9222222
I just wanted to see what the post was.

>>9222419
>Its like arguing a 'who would win' with the US army versus the armies of middle earth or some crap.
The impoverished rice farmers win, of course

From an aesthetics point of view I don't like the idea that dragons would still be relevant against modern weapons.

If you consider dragons a representation of the ruling class, it makes sense that they'd become less tyrannical and able to rule over people as technology advances. Dragons would have to adapt to not being able to fire breath their problems away, and might struggle as they get closer to "mortals" and realize just how much pain they've caused over the years. It could be interesting.

Weirdly, I actually don't like domineering dragons. They're not nearly as appealing to me as friendly ones. Which, of course, means that I'm annoyed by about 60% of the people who have a dragon fursona, and am sort of ashamed that my primary fuckchat character is a dragon.

>>9222444
>/tlhg/
permaban the pedophiles

>>9222444
checkd

Yeah I think people don't realize how absolutely OP modern weaponry is getting. It used to be if you wanted a change in government you got the town together and sharpened your pitch forks and beheaded the lord. Now you gotta go against mobile armor, air support, and thousands of dudes with bang guns.

>>9222467
Hearts and minds man, thats where the real war is.

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I would clean your weapons.

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tfw you miss slow trash

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>>9222487
>Dragons would have to adapt to not being able to fire breath their problems away, and might struggle as they get closer to "mortals" and realize just how much pain they've caused over the years. It could be interesting.
That, or you get Lofwyr

That said, friendly dragons are generally way more appealing.

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>>9222003
Well yeah. Don't fuck the dragon, give it headpats and rub its belly and muzzle. Listen to it purr when you give it a treat for doing a trick properly or learning not to rawr loudly in the house.
Anyway, if the dragon's are sapient and intelligent and stuff... eh, I'm not really a fan of rape, including of dragons, and "captured" dragon doesn't exactly sound like she volunteered to be with whoever killed the most of her kind.

>>9222006
Nah, I think the threatening factor of humans is adaptability and possibly luck. They'd argue about whether humans would survive in [hostile environment], or how many Miracles they'll inadvertently generate to do so.

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4chan is having a bit of trouble accepting my posts.

>>9222031
Recently, most of the HFY stuff I've been seeing are less "humans are wicked clever" and more "humans are batshit crazy and somehow get away with it???? Apparently probability just ignores humans"

>>9222593
>or how many Miracles they'll inadvertently generate to do so.

>"Get off the planet? Pfft, no way. What, are they going to blow themselves off the planet with explosions or something?"

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>>9222521
It's like missing pre-GG /v/ (I don't care what side you're on; the board got fucktons more political once it happened, and politics a shit).

>>9222006
>>9222660

>You think those little bastards are weak, but they breed like roaches and once they discover fire. Boom. In a lifetime they have planet wide infrastructure, and in two they have digital consciousness, weaponized gravity, and trans-galactic teleportation.

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>>9222521
Fun while it lasted. As much as I miss /vint/ the same shit would've probably happened if it stayed.

>>9222675
>your humans break out of their cage
>you think nothing of it, but when you turn on the lights in the kitchen the next day you see a jousting contest scurry under the fridge
>you try to call the exterminator, but by the time he comes three days later your living room is a military staging area and your sink has an aircraft carrier in it
>you have to leave your house and live in a friend's
>two days later the police step in because your house has laser defense turrets and giant mechs are fighting off anyone who comes close
>a week later the entire block is quarantined as humans battle military forces with fusion robots and tiny satellite death rays

Fucking humans should be illegal man. Everyone thinks they're cute with their camp fires and spears, but a colony will explode if they get loose. No wonder they're banned in 200 countries.

I really hope dragons would smell good. Not gross. I would love to get cuddled by a dragon and spend hours smelling each other, getting turned on as hell.

>>9221491
Drakengard.

>>9222521
>tfw you miss slow trash

I really, really hate the page 8 in one hour even on weekends now in /trash/ shit

I blame /co/mblr for continually shoving their shit here and never leaving

>>9218139
>>9217593
>>9217456
>>9217383
>>9218955
Nice art drawfriend, do you keep a gallery anywhere?

>>9222925
They likely wouldn't smell like much besides vague musk.

Alternatively they could have a pleasant, smokey smell. I'd like that.

>>9223144
I hope it would be sexy musk, at least. Then it'd be extra enjoyable to spend a lot of time doing fun and lewd things with them.

Dragon sex had better smell great, too. Even if it takes alchemy for that to happen. Penis cologne for dragons!

If dragons were real would they work on Wall Street? Or does a dragon's hoard have to always be physical?

(I'm asking because I just want a remake of american psycho but set in a universe with both humans and dragons)

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>>9222006
>Did you hear about those humans?
>No not really
>Well some of them are really fucking weird
>What do you mean?
>Some of them actually want to fuck us dragons
>That...that's kinda hot
>What the fuck, dude?
>What?

>>9223257
Do they need to horde, or do they simply horde because they had a shitload of power and could?

I always sort of thought that dragon hordes were merely the result of greed, not a physical requirement.

I do like the idea of dragons in suits. I also like the idea of doing lewd things to a dragon in a suit after he pays me a thousand dollars, completely unaware of the fact that I would have paid *him* to suck his dick.

>>9214788
i like their lore
i also like some of the waifus oblivion gave me
but generally they tend to have tits and that's ew

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>>9223321
Here, have a wyvern in a suit.

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>>9223321
I can only offer you a business croc.

>>9222090
My favorite HFY Greentexts were always the realistic ones. Like humanity coming from Great Apes, so we have an unusual ability to work together as a group. Or about how Earth is really dangerous compared to lots of other alien planets, so species that grew up on EZ mode are in disbelief at how well we did.

There was a really good one about how Earth is viewed by aliens the same way we view Australia IRL.

>Not unrealistic for life to evolve there, because it's clearly habitable.
>Lots of beauty there too.
>Holy shit though, the insects. And poisonous animals. Everywhere.
>Plus the weather, the huge areas that nothing can survive in, and aggressive spiders the size of someone's head.
>Despite all that, do they live in fear? No! They're friendly shit talkers.

Humanity is the space equivalent of The Crocodile Hunter. You can't help but like a guy who wrestles alligators for fun.

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>>9223557
i posit that humanity is the equivalent of doc brown instead

>>9223590
Future human scientists are the IRL version of magical dragons.

Somewhere, there are dragons writing Greentexts about the hypothetical show "Mythbusters."

>>9223639
Perhaps dragons don't really invent a ton fo stuff because they don't need to, so they're a fairly limited species.

Humans have steel, iron, the internet, and all the other fun stuff because it helped us survive. Steel for armor and industry and swords and all that shit. What would dragons need armor for? Why would they need trains when they can fly? Why would they need spears to fight off the wolves at the edge of the camp when they have fire breath and roost in mountains?

>>9223666
Satan knows AWSW is real.
Now please stop the LORD from throwing rocks at us, thank you.

>>9223666
>Perhaps dragons don't really invent a ton of stuff because they don't need to.
>Humans have steel, iron, the internet, and all the other fun stuff because it helped us survive.

Including the ability to turn cities to ash by breaking apart the fundamental particles that make up reality. Because a Swiss patent clerk came up with some really great thought experiments.

Humans are Taylor Hebert.

>>9223748
I don't play many video games anon, what does AWSW have to do with it?

>>9223792
AWSW: dragons exist on the other side of some ancient tech portal.
Dragons exist in all kinds of flavours, but are no larger than a horse.
Dragons have myths of humans like humans have of dragons.
Dragons are pretty traditionalist and don't develop tech very fast.
Dragons don't need clothes, either, but wear specific items of clothing for specific functions.
Dragons never expanded beyond their continent except for a few exploration vessels.
Dragons generally don't seem to have any transportation other than carts (which they usually pull themselves.)

>>9223757
>breaking up
>fundamental particles
The 18th century called, they want their atomic model returned.

>>9222324
It's no surprise the anons who choose the dragon's side in these debates are like the /co/ Death Battle anons. Ass pull after ass pull after ass pull.

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>>9222781
somebody needs to draw this

>>9223371
>>9223555
Thanks!

I really like both of these.

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>>9224533
but wait
there's more

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>>9223321
hoard
not horde

except in this specific case

>>9224551
Awesome!

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>>9224604
hold on, last one i got

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Did someone say sharp dressed reptiles?

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>>9224653
lewd

but deathclaws are not lewd

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>>9224533
I've got a few more.

>>9222104
And now I want to see a half-dragon Planegirl.

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>>9225522
I wouldn't save anything with tits on it.

Then again, when was the last time a princess went out to rescue the dragon for the D?

>shitty weather outside
>will never sit inside reading ancient texts with husbandoclaw
and history can be so sexy, too

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> more Slack-Wyrm

>>9226578
>She's a crazy old dog lady.

tama did nothing wrong

>>9223590
This reminds me of how humans discovered faster than light travel in Sword of the Stars.

By compleate accident. They were just trying to get their ships faster and tweaking the engine somehow causes it to malfunction with an explosion and sends the starcraft RIPPING THOROUGH AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION and instantly warped them from Earth to pluto in like 5 seconds.

Mind you they discovered a faster way to travel than even other alien species that have spent millenia in space.

It was fucking awesome.

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>tfw pic related appeared in my dream last night
>tfw did mildly lewd things
>tfw woke up
>tfw no scaly bf

I love these dreams, but I also hate having them.

>>9226870
it's kinda how the epstein drive happened in the expanse

ripperoni epstein, at least you made your wife rich

>>9226870
I thought it was from Earth to Saturn, and the poor bastard inside fucking died?

>>9226893
that was >>9226881

>>9226893
Whoops, yea it was saturn.

Well yea, the sudden whiplash and the fact they woulden't reach his ship fast enough as they didn't even know what the fuck happened caused his death

>>9226907
Wait. Maybe the whole thing was a tribute to Expanse then. Way too similar.

>>9226928
The expanse is based off a book, right? When was it written?

>>9226195
>I wouldn't save anything with tits on it.
>>>/r9k/

>>9226578
>please let slack wyrm's sister be hot
>please let slack wyrm's sister be hot
>please let slack wyrm's sister be hot

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>>9227711
> triple dubs

>>9227711
>I severely doubt it
>I severely doubt it
>I severely doubt it

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>>9227711
>She ends up being mostly a recolor of Slackwyrm

>>9227268
anon please
i'm not a robot
just a faggot

>>9222368
DELETE THIS

>>9224616
>>9224693
>>9224699
>>9224703

Fuck that's nice. Thanks!

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>>9228012

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>>9213219
>TotT
Probably the tail, it's the thing that would get in my way the least (Outside of having to rip holes in all my pants and being extra cautious around doors)

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>>9227995

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>>9228071
>Behind The Music: Where Are They Now

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>This thread

>>9228086
Sepaking of Taro endings, it bothered me so much that it was "Childhood's En[D]" when the C is right fucking there.

>>9228263
I just realized it could be because it's the last letter in the phrase.

>>9228097
>Implying they woulden't be happy in hell since they're together.

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>>9229164
No, you suck.

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>>9229208
I wish.

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>page 9 in less than two hours on a weekday before noon

When did /trash/ become so cancerfast

>>9229233
when people started talking about it

>>9229241
This. If only /fur/ werent so empty....

>>9229262
>/fur/

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>>9229271

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>>9229307

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According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way Adine
should be able to fly.


Her wings are too small to get
her big fat body off the ground.


Adine, of course, flies anyway


because dragons don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, green. Yellow, green.
Yellow, green. Yellow, green.


Ooh, green and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Where can I find good scale or anthro or whatever on human female?
[spoiler]DemonFiren u gay[/spoiler]

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tiny bold
>>9229649
spoiler don't work on trash

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>>9229649
One day, while demon was shitposting, operative got wood.