Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Saturday night! It could only mean one thing! It’s time for Team Battle XXIX! Today ‘s special code is Ancient Rome! Our team for this Team Battle is up against themselves and the Royal Empire of Kazugetaus! Who will win this battle of epic proportion?! Let’s find out
TEAMS FOR TONIGHT:
Konosubas - Megu
Luci's Lords - Luci
Heart of the Cards - Diavolo
Kazugeta's Family - Kaz
Knights of the Square Table - Tem
4 ACES - Seth
Capitalism - Hit
Mexican Revolutionaries - Hartmann
Emeritus Team - Emeritus
2025 - Skynet
White Whispers - Laura
Monarchs – Sorona
Backup
Melty Blood
Teem name: And
Good luck, fuckers! Remember, add "us" at the end of your name, teams
Megu - Konosubas
Sorona von Hartellia
The Monarchs
Shovel Knight
KotST
Misaki Mei - Konosubas
Spanish Royal Cavalry
The Monarchs
Rikka Takanashi - Konosubas
Yami Yugi
>Heart of the Cards
Plague Knight
KofST
Hartmannus the Nazi
Mexican Revolutionaries
Carlos I of Spain and V of the HRE
The Monarchs
Arashi Nakaiduo - Konosubas
Yami Bakura
>Heart of the Cards
Julie Sigtuna
White Whispers
Edgarus the Fallen
Yami Marik
>Heart of the Cards
>>9201619
>>9201636
>>9201647
>>9201663
We're gonna paint all of Rome
RED.
Tercios
The Monarchs
Specter Knight
KofST
Seto Kaiba
>Heart of the Cards
>>9201671
Santa Ana
- Mexican Revolutionaries
Terminus Est
White Whispers
King Knight
KofST
>>9201621
>>9201641
>>9201661
>>9201685
Today on 1527 Spain and the HRE sacked Rome, it's time to do it again
>>9201651
>>9201664
>>9201677
>>9201692
We're here to kick ass and play card games, and Marik burned all the cards.
>>9201695
Nanius the undead
-Mexican Revolutionaries
>>9201657
>>9201671
>>9201695
>>9201735
Tacos wey <:v
Ghost
>2025
YOU AREN'T DREAMING
YOU AREN'T HALLUCINATING
THEY ARE INDEED HERE
THE 4 ACES !
STARTING OFF WITH THE ACE OF HEARTS:
HIROSHI TANAHASHI
Jacker and Boogan
>2025
Viktor
>2025
Origami Tobiichi
White Whispers
Nakamura Space Station
>2025
Eucliwood Hellscythe
White Whispers
>>9201769
FOLLOWED BY THE ACE OF DIAMONDS:
KAZUCHIKA OKADA
>>9201837
MAKING HIS SLOW ENTRANCE NEXT.
THE ACE OF CLUBS:
TETSUYA NAITO
>>9201669
>>9201703
>>9201800
>>9201815
Many an issue on my end, but lets begin with this massacre.
>>9201872
AND FINALLY
JAPAN'S BIGGEST TERROR SINCE GODZILLA
THE NEWEST ACE OF SPADES:
MINORU
SUZUKI
Emperor Kazugetaus
Ex-Emperor Marhachi
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
>>9201769
>>9201837
>>9201872
>>9201900
THE FOUR FACES OF PURORESU
THE
4
ACES
!
Ex-Emperor Bropachius
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Emotionless Passion
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
>>9201960
>>9201967
>>9201975
>>9201982
After a few hiccups, They are here.
Emeritus - Hammer Square
>Emeritus Team
A Cat
Sakuya brando
>Emeritus Team
Jack - Violence Jack
>Emeritus Team
>>9202057
>>9202072
>>9202085
>>9202115
Emeritus Team, Not jojos but we can have stands too.
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>Melty Blood
Akiha Tohno
>Melty Blood
Len
>Melty Blood
White Len
>Melty Blood
>>9202145
>>9202154
>>9202167
>>9202176
The only backup team is here.
panicked bump
>>9202199
Bumpalam familiaram
Bump
FUCKING FINALLY! FUCK YOU HOST HELPER
Are we ready?
>>9202495
Finally! The long wait is over. Victory is at hand.
Onward!
>>9202495
Aye aye cap'n
>>9202495
Let's do this, shall we?
>>9202495
It's time
Then without further ado...BRING IT ON, PLEBES
>>9202548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12HXnYNA6Cg
>>9202548
I had nothing but
DEATH
on my mind.
>>9202548
Yaaa weeeyyus! Pinshus vatus no que nada wey
>>9202548
>two of my tributes are dead
>one is blind
fuck me
I maybe dead, but thanks to my stand, i live on!
Grandpa was always a sensitive man...strange they insult this witchcraft too
Oh Jack, you're gonna be a problem. Somebody fell for his trap and took their life...points
Oh, a battle led by my father. How wonderful!
With Hartmann as comic relief, they hunt for egyptians
That's racist, Monopoly man
Everybody going Dionyous up in this bitch
A cat scares a kitty
Anime girls are good philsopers
Marik, you mad man!
>>9202630
His other sense are even stronger!
>>9202665
Good job Red, keep at it and we'll make Mexico Gr8 Agein
>>9202665
Why am I getting so many kills?
This can't go any way accept badly.
>>9202665
Well
Press F to honor your Emperor...Oh. Also, these peasants
>>9202665
Dammit, two down
>>9202665
Oh we're just getting started
>>9202697
F I guess.
>>9202665
good, the angry, blind, undead knight is drunk
fantastic
Poetry between dignified men! I shed a tear at the space station's poem
I wonder how Megu got Kaiba of all people to sing?
Oh Arashi, you naughty fucked up girl, you.
3 enter. One leaves. I'll give you a hint, it's the least likely one
Spain Vs Germany, bitch
I dont know what Tabula is, but i hope it's not fatal...just kidding. I hope it is
Kek, good one
Benjamin with his steampunk bots failed to the one eye!
Gotta get snacks. Back to the last, Samurai Jack
Specter loves the thought of oil!
No guest in our house, dad!
Thanks and fuck you, grandad
HOT
>>9202825
Some of those events don't seem very Rome like...
>>9202825
robber barons make my dick rock hard
As revenge, Akiha-san smashed the bitch. What move did he use?
It was called the "Nut Shack"
Fool, as if Yami Marik could fall that easily
After what you did earlier, Arashi, i would be afraid too. Sheesh.
Stop stealing ideas, Origami
Blind AND crippled. You have such good luck, Florence
Viktor: Amateur Jesus Man
That's racist, Monopoly Man...again
This is Rome, not China guys.
>>9202913
The cute Anime Girls are to be feared. Naturally.
>>9202913
What the heck Carlos I
And here are the team status report! Three teams are absolutely flawless while everyone is damaged with Emeritus having one foot to returning to Satan. Let's see how this turn out!
>>9202913
Only thing that'd be worse is if I got wankers cramp or something
>>9202991
I'm just waiting for all of my team to die in one day.
This is going too well for this to continue.
Would Carlos fuck a specter? Heck yeah!
Despite his racist ways, Monopoly Man was healed by Nanius
Well shit, looks like the Konosubas are being planned to attack with one of them entering a different conspiracy
Oh my god. After being raped by him, Eucliwood wants his dick! I ship it
"First I use my Blue Eyes White Dragon to destroy your brain. Next i use my "Hard Cock" to rape your asshole directly!"
Grandpa needs to go to an old person home
>>9203081
Hey! Stay away from me! I didn't do anything.
Shoo.
>>9203081
Well this is just awkward
>>9203081
fucking spaniards
Origami pls! You don't want their help
How l-lewd
Nanius's image describes it very well...
How can one stalk a space station?
Kaiba creates the new shack, Kaiba Shack
Well, nobody cares what you think, you blind cripple
What the fuck? Why is dad talking to the bloody spanish?
HE WAS EMPEROR FOR A REASON, FUCKER
Arashi, no. You know better
*Insert Goofy holler here*
>>9203187
Nothing's that bad. Good thing that attempt failed. Keep your eyes on the ball!
>>9203187
DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN
>>9203187
N-nani
Sad about her team fighting with each other, Origami does opium
I fucking hate you, dad. You too Emer and white cat bitch
How does one stab a space station tho?
Everybody wants to cuddle with Gramps. Even platoons
Hartmannus is gonna lose her soul
Roman Orgy...so sexy
Bakura begins to lose his mind along with his eyes and legs
Rockefeller, you have no money here. Welcome to barrel, crybaby
>>9203307
There are teams fighting each other, while my time has orgies with each other.
It's a nice feeling.
>>9203307
Did you know there was a Roman Emperor who born and lived in Spain?
>>9203307
What even is there left for me to lose at this point?
I mean, apart from my life I guess
>>9203307
How foes one huddle with a Top Sekrit organization?
>Megu: You're a barbarian
>Nanius: Nani?!
It seems with his deck, Kaiba can even take down armies. I'm scared
I like to imagine the space station spelled it out to him in the stars
Good job, Dad
Wow, even while lame, Bakura still gets action. What your excuse, anon?
Hot Armor on Satanist Flesh Action
Specter commits a murder and blames Julie. Let's see if she survives.
Tetsuya buys weapons from his home!
Jesus, Arashi, your libido is staggering...
>>9203443
jabbity jabbity jab jab jab
>>9203443
>the loli knows
>>9203443
I should probably write that deck down
>>9203443
This is going way too well.
Also, stop being a goddamn barbarian. It's too over the top.
No teams are dead at this moment, but as of now we got some heavily damaged teams with some having a few hits and even not at all.
I still got my father, plebes! The empire will continue
>>9203517
The true emperor will rise
Scientist report that high above the cosmos, massive clouds have spawned
Emer and Hartmannus, you do know that gonna get ya killed, right?
Nani?! An orgy?!
Len, didnt you rape a little boy?
Rockefeller X Okada. I ship it!
Um...I have some question for you, Megu
Even Bakura is singing
Binding themselves to Lord Obscrutio, this group is apart of a pact
So that's why the Illuminati doesnt exist
>>9203615
>>9203615
That is 7 kills now...
Not too shabby.
>>9203615
lol he shoved a shovel into your puss
Shovel Knight found Jesus. Time to pray and stuff
Not chains can hold Okada-san
Crippled Nazi? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Misaki joins the same fate as her leader
HOLY SHIT A FIGHT BROKE OUT
Dad, dont do it. It's a trick!
Origami's depression has worsen
>>9203685
nazi punks fuck off
>>9203685
Why would you do that?!
>>9203721
Too put an end to your tyranny
It was foiled
Ah, it's a beautiful night. Cuddlers cuddling,orgies being made during theater...also some suicide is dashed in the mix
>>9203758
>Kazuchika and White Len hold hands.
Oh gosh.
FUNNY BALD NIGGER is watching over this thread
>>9203758
i dunno if that's better or worse than succeeding
Damn it, Bakura! You ruined the empire! Now it's in anarchy!
Specter Shack. Nice
Not drinking Zeus water send you to your home in Tartarus, fool
Shovel Knight killed the dragon and killed a dangerous foe
Carlos last pun made them hungry...
This bitch got Death Star'd
>>9203845
Damn, how nostalgic
>>9203887
Welp...
>>9203887
when in rome, enslave people
>>9203887
I guess that naked wrestling is a hobby around there, huh?
Interesting.
>>9203887
How in the hell is my team supposed to be carried by fucking Bakura of all people!?
We're doomed.
>>9203887
While the Spanish wasn't the one to destroy the Empire, they have been destroyed regardless along with the Spanish and Emer. Keep going teams. No flawless
>>9203956
>14 kills across my team
>>9203956
>Im the only one left
P A N I C
A
N
I
C
Origami reenacts Star Wars Episode 4
Hartmannus got a new teddy bear
Just when they were gonna be allies, Rikka attacks her new comrade. The other comrades retaliates to Megu, but no blood.
Shovel Knight confess his love to Rockefeller. After the result, Specter tried to kill himself in grief, but failed
The rapist gets raped
You faggots finally get b& off of /b/ or just moonlighting?
>>9204058
>15 kills now
This is getting to be too much.
>>9204074
they aren't, /b/ is just kinda shitty right now with the newbois
>>9204074
>>9204074
Uhh we were banned almost 2 years ago
>>9204074
These threads are the only time we come here. Don't mind us.
>>9204058
wow, Specter Knight is really shitty at killing himself
>>9204090
>>9204092
>>9204098
>>9204135
Cheers.
>>9204171
lol
>>9204171
Yeah well fuck you too
>plz don't kill me for realsies
>>9204244
I expected a lot more death.
Phew...
>>9204244
run bitch run
>>9204293
Stop blinding my tributes! They have an eyepatch already for a reason.
Back on my PC hoorah.
>>9204191
Thanks?
>>9204293
Perhaps he didn't know that the eye under the patch was fine.
>>9204339
mine now, bitch
>>9204339
Specter Knight has been a real pain in the ass the whole game
Someone stop that absolute madlad
>>9204339
Oooh, More ways to kill people. Always fun.
>>9204339
Really? All that buildup, being tortured beyond belief, striking down the last of the emperors-
And a bunch of legion officers do me in.
>>9204339
I hope she finds someone. She hasn't gotten a single kill so far.
>>9204392
Oh, 16 kills now? When did that happen?
>>9204392
W. Len's the only one alive without a kill? Damn, that kinda sucks.
>>9204410
Stop getting kills ree
>>9204373
You were always a disappointment anyway.
>>9204431
Anyway,
Huddles and Cuddles were being bloody combined with Rape and Murder...oh a grand drama performance
>>9204449
Fucking Jupiter
>>9204449
It still makes me happy to see my team actually doing stuff with each other.
Like orgies, and watching movies together.
>>9204449
I come home and now my team is dead. At least I got some decent pizza while I was away.
Time to just watch now.
>>9204449
WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY FOR CAPITALISM
>>9204475
What type of pizza is it
Rockefeller is at it again while two tributes gets crucified
>>9204502
Just a cheese pizza with roasted chicken on it. My only problem with it was that it was so oily that I had to put a bunch of napkins over it to get most of the oil out.
>>9204505
Rockefeller loves Specter Knight from what happened last night now. Heh.
Jacker and Boogan cry out for justice
Oh the irony. At least my grandfather was avenged
>>9204505
oh god no it was just a one-night thing please leave me alone
>>9204543
Justice!
>>9204543
W O W
I take back what I said about Rockefeller earlier. Don't get all touchy with him.
>>9204543
I'm just going to sit down, and be quiet. Saying anything will mess this entire thing up.
Which can be interpreted as the last result page. These are our last opponents. Within this anarchy, who will come out on top?!
>>9204564
Low-key upset victory with Hartmann!
>>9204577
CAPRA YOU FOOL DONT JINX IT
Two against one is so not fair. Time for some reinforcement
Hooray for lesban sex
>>9204590
Bald Nigger's Comet rounds the corner and holds a prediction for this game.
The winner will be...
>>9204590
Those are terrible mistakes, especially with Rockefeller.
Megu wants some justice of her own
Rocky is on the hunt
Hartmannus is going on vacation
>>9204543
holy shit are you fucking kidding me
i hit up someone for a one-night stand only for him to stalk me and then murder me like a jilted lover
and it was john d. fucking rockefeller
>>9204622
khe sad
>>9204609
Will be...
>>9204622
JUSTICE!!
>>9204622
Oh shit I did jinx it lol.
Looks like it's anyone's game now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O68LtkiDZ10
>>9204622
F U C K I N G
HELLLLLL
Because of the shit you guys called, you are all gonna be drafted. The results are bloody. Did you trib die?
>>9204680
>literally nothing.png
Neat.
>>9204680
looks like i need to do something...
Well well welll...it looks like we have a winner folks. Place your bets on who won!
Was it:
>Megumin of Konosubas
>Origami of White Whispers
>John D. Rockefeller of Captialism
Start voting.....now!
>>9204609
>>9204761
THE WINNER WILL BE...
>>9204761
Rockefeller
>>9204761
You know who I'm voting for, as probably most others here.
>>9204761
My boy reckefeller
Here is your winner...
>>9204761
Origami has my vote
>>9204817
Fuuuuuck!!!!
>>9204817
Megu finally did it. Way to go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMURkAfxcE
>>9204817
Dammit!!
CONGRULATIONS! Megu, you are now ruler of all Rome and Team Battle XXIX!
>>9204788
megu
>>9204846
It took him that many for his first. What a long road.
>>9204817
>>9204846
>Megu finally won a TB
PANIC! But in a good way though!
Alright folks, thanks for another night of Team Battle! It was fun hosting such a huge game! Thanks for playing and good night!
>>9204817
oh shit nigga, megu did it
>>9204909
Top 8 in teams, with W. Len holding out the longest again.
Good enough for me.
July 15th of 2016 was when I first entered TeamBattle. Back then, It was on its 3rd whole game. Back then, I was just someone who was nervous to enter. among everyone else.
To my surprise, I got 2nd place. With Arashi Nakaiduo. As a very first timer entering TB, I was astonished at how far I got on my first time.
Over the months following that day, none of my games would ever come that close again. At least that's what I thought. Over the months of being in TB, I've gotten second place 5 times, and have been to every single TB from the 3rd TO DATE. It was a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to get this far, and there were times when I wanted to give up, and just stop entering.
But that would be quitting.
That would be letting the Game beat me.
So I never gave up. Even through all of those painful times getting 2nd best. and getting mocked because of it. I pushed through. I was in the mindset that after 20+ TBs, of me winning left and right, that it was impossible...
MAY 7TH, OF 2017
The unthinkable. Megu, the laughing stock of this whole thing, winning. Better yet, Getting the most kills, and beating all odds. I honestly don't have the words to describe the joy I feel.
Thank you all for being here for this moment. Thank you all for sticking with me through-out this whole endeavor.
Thank you so much.
And stay awesome.
>>9205026
Congrats, and thanks for sticking around. TB wouldn't be the same without your involvement
>>9205026
We had a larger crowd than usual for this one too, so good on you. Congrats again.
>>9205026
Another reason why this game turned out epic
The celebrations and stuff are over. Let's get around to booking teams for TB XXX (Lewd Edition).
Give me 10 teams to participate. Two teams have been reserved in advance.
>>9205320
Kazugeta and Krew
>>9205320
Blood Sisters
Luci's Lords
>>9205320
>>9205320
Entering in my own team obviously.
Cool Vibrations
>>9205320
Mexican Space Legion - Hartmann
>>9205320
Team Redemption
>Users will be revealed day of TB
You'll see some familiar faces
>>9205320
Blaze's Big Shots
>>9205320
Capitalism
>>9205320
Knights of the Square Table
Shovel, Plague, Specter, King Knights
11 teams. One spot left and then everyone else after is a backup.
I got the last team in the Discord. Here's the info for next time:
Teambattle XXX - Lewd Edition
May 13th
8 PM PST
11 PM EST
http://itsalmo.st/#teambattlexxx
>teams
Niglodyte's - FBN
Utensil Warriors - Ori
Kazugeta and Krew - Kaz
Luci's Lords - Luci
Blood Sisters - Megu
Cool Vibrations - Capra
Mexican Space Legion - Hartmann
Team Redemption - Diavolo
Blaze's Big Shots - Shadow
Capitalism - Goji
Knights of the Square Table - Tem
NSH - Laura
I'll get any other team in the Discord and they'll go into the backup list. See you all next week.