HG Thread
first for BORK
>So guys, what if you could eat soda?
Reminder that even the most bitter of men can't resist a bit of breedable bird booty
>>9196238
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>>9196271
What do you mean if? Just freeze it.
>>9196272
Furry Mayes approves
>>9196161
You know pit, if you're looking for a good climax~
>>9196293
Of course you'd make that joke. I need to watch my wording around you, don't I?
>>9196367
Something she said, love?
>>9196367
Why does that .gif look like it's from 1998?
>>9196381
>This image confuses and terrifies me
>>9196388
>Because it was cropped from this in MS Paint
what if earlier adachi wasn't mad and he was merely pretending?
>>9196367
And your footing.
>>9196405
Why do you save the crops as .gif? Why not as .png and keep the transparency?
>>9196423
What's that even supposed to mean?
>>9196461
>Because it's MS Paint. Paint doesn't do transparency, no matter how hard I've tried
Are we alive again?
>>9196476
use paint.net you dunce
>>9196476
Get paint.net then. It gives you better tools, while being user friendly. Great if you don't plan to do high end edits.
Who don't you miss, HG?
>>9196479
We've been alive,you were just stuck in a dead thread.
I don't know if I should feel sad that this place is nearly deserted, or sad because I'm spending my saturday here, either way I'm bored. I don't suppose anyone brought some board games?
>>9196504
Furdachi
>paint.net
>not GIMP
get on my fucking level
>>9196476
>She sweeps him off his feet and cradles him in her arms while he was too busy thinking about it.
>>9196516
Paint.net is easier to get the grasp of for casual edits. If they decide to try more advanced thibgs then use gimp
>>9196482
>>9196501
>I'll probably do that at some point. Or not. Depends on my mood, really
>>9196522
>the angel immediately realizes what she mant when she picks him up. Thinking fast, and thinking in general, are not his strengths
>>9196511
You should be happy, if this place is empty, it means people are having fun outside.
But I didn't get any board games, wanna play Guillotine, Rope, Boulder?
>>9196570
Do it. It's fun.
I guess if there's no HG to do
we can actually play like a game or something
maybe BGO or CAH
>>9196570
Got you~
>>9196405
>no soulless pit
>>9196516
Limp doesn't work for me
>>9196609
Why not Risk?
:^)
>>9196609
>a game session with all the HG members currently present.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
We need a dice rolling option, like on tg. Then we could do dnd n shit.
>>9196609
i'm always up for BGO, i've donated in the past so we can use some more shit than normal
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=15
we'll play bgo after this
pass is furdachi
>>9196647
but then the autism gauge would have risen up to CWC levels
your idea isn't a bad one, but remember that we're here on /trash/
>>9196647
The hasardous and uncontrollable nature of the RNG is the only thing that is preventing this place from collapsing.
Imagine playing HG when the Game master or the host can control the game however he wants?
You get faction games, but ten times shittier.
A dice would be great but I can't see that place doing serious DnD roleplay, unless it's a small group of specific people.
>>9196604
>We'll see
>>9196613
I can see that. I really should have expected that from you
>>9196619
>There was a never a speaking sprite for Pit being controlled by something else while trapped in the ring, so of course doesn't exist
>>9196511
Embrace the quiet. You learn to relax better that way.
Or just read a book.
I'm still writing codes otherwise i's host
>>9196694
How many tributes you want?
>>9196689
Say "aahh"
>>9196736
Uh, why?
>>9196689
Wait what? I remember there being one...unless that counts as a boss sprite.
Gonna host a quickie.
Give me 24
>>9196762
Just do it
>>9196770
Korra
>>9196576
Doesn't mean we can't have fun either;sorry I have never heard of those games.
>>9196692
No thanks, I read enough in school, I'd like to at least have fun this weekend. It's about as lively as a nursing home.
>>9196770
Brock Lesnar
>>9196770
Gascoigne
>>9196770
Poniko
>>9196770
Mayor of Cantown
>>9196770
Emi
>>9196770
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9196770
Bendy
>>9196770
Sergeant Feels
>>9196770
a man
>>9196770
Sliver Queen
>>9196770
Merak
>>9196770
Eric Andre
>>9196770
Henri
>>9196770
Switch Dog
>>9196770
Senshougahara
>>9196794
what even is this game and why are fnaf faggots raging over it
>>9196765
>It probably counts as a boss sprite, since Pit's doing the talking as a ring the entire time
>>9196770
Pit
>>9196770
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9196770
Dancing Skeleman
>>9196770
Francine Smith
>>9196815
episodic horror game
i don't know any more than that
>>9196770
Cirno
>>9196777
Are you really of a mind that reading for entertainment is the same as reading for school? Whatever. You got the game you wanted.
>>9196770
Succubus.
>>9196762
You can trust me. Go on.
3 more
>>9196770
Night Dog
>>9196770
Hana
>>9196770
Wendy O. Koopa
>>9196770
dancing guy
>>9196770
Len
>>9196770
Cobra
>>9196672
I think it would be epic. If done right.
>>9196687
That is a problem. We would need a DM who isn't a troll, or super serious for it to be fun. But what could go wrong? Adachi ends up giving a furry a handjob? Kamina fails to roll raping Chie, and fucks a slug again? A tlh pedo wins the dnd ga- on second thought, fuck this idea.
>>9196815
Because Markiplier played it and likes it, and the fnaf faggots are too autistic to form opinions of their own/find horror games on their own so therefore they like it as well.
>>9196837
Fucking kill yourself
>>9196770
Adachi's Fetish
>>9196770
Lord Beerus
>>9196770
Fujiwara no Mokou
>28UIDS
Ok Bumping it to 36 but there will be no swaps
4 more
>>9196858
But das gay doh
>>9196829
Why do I doubt that this will end well
>the angel opens his mouth. This is probably a mistake
>>9196845
it could be, but there's not much room for creativity when it comes to HG
whenever someone brings up a new idea some salty-ass faggot instantly shoots it down on the premise that it's "autistic" and "not HG"
why else do you think people encourage minimalist rp?
yuno
>>9196891
Agrias Oaks
>>9196891
Zeus
>>9196891
Bepo
>>9196770
Code Vein-chan
Paul Heyman, I guess
>>9196891
Raymond
>>9196891
Imizu
>>9196858
Fuck off
>>9196891
Butterfly fairy
>>9196891
Captain Luna
>>9196902
I thought that was just Hoshit trying to force people to type less so he could keep up easier
>>9196827
When you have to read the pilot's manual for a mech to the point where it's entirely mesmerized, you kinda get sick of books in general
>>9196941
That is Hoshi complaining most of the time. If it doesn't fit how he wants it, he'll complain.
>>9196891
Greater German Reich
>>9196770
Saki
Like I said no swaps, just a quick game to wake up the thread. Good luck
>>9196899
>She casts an Evil Healing on pit by making out with him until the game is ready, placing him on the podium
Good luck!
>>9196903
Waddup?
>>9196941
nah mate, people encourage it because it's more "natural" and "no one in real life goes on monologues" (types more than a paragraph of speech)
if he was trying to force it, it worked. the rp quality here is bottom of the barrel because no one has the capacity to write more than a sentence. fucking /erp/ is better even if the characters they play aren't ic
>>9196970
Cool. He can complain when he gets shanked by a ladyboy when rolling to get a freeby.
>>9196991
>You hope this means more 4chandollars with which to buy more cans.
>>9196991
>dead at the start again.
Loving my luck so much right now
>>9196991
Cirno's playing a Danmaku with people it seems.
>>9196991
Ju-Just to clarify...this means we're big wigs right? OH GOD! I'm not ready for this kind of responsibility!
>>9197023
ily too
>your luck
>>9196968
You knew what you were getting in to. People need to learn to have a greater degree of appreciation for literature...
Oh. And "memorized".
>>9196991
>>9197025
I'm seeing double.
>>9196924
I HAVE AWOKEN
>>9197000
>because no one has the capacity to write more than a sentence.
We have a lot of shit RPer here, but you know that's wrong. Just look at the archive during prime time, we have good RP too.
>>9197025
>sighs
Common sense fails me once again.
>>9196995
I really should have seen that coming.. thanks, I guess
>>9197025
I don't want to die on the first day. It feels terrible
>>9197000
I can kinda see his point. You're trying to juggle responding to slides, as well as other people as they chat with others at the same time. Easier to get off shorter responses to each. But at the same time, nothing is stopping you from putting in more details, aside from Hoshi's autism.
>>9196991
We're the final five? The final five of what exactly. The game? The group? The final five idiots still talking about this?
>>9197025
A rapist slut gets executed for her crimes.
WTF Agrias? First the dance, now this?
>>9197104
He-He-Hey...s-sooo...nice day isn't it?
>insert Nervous laughing and loud sweating here
>>9197025
>You have no idea what that means and also have no idea how you got this THING as a lawyer.
>If this is a bad dream, you hope you wake up soon.
>>9197104
>You humbly ask the host if that counts as half of a kill.
>>9197104
Even if I didn't have a fucking gun, I still could've knocked her out. MMA champion, remember? What a pathetic excuse for a fight. Footfags are trash.
>>9197104
Skipping peace
>>9197104
>Watches as Bepo's ship disappears
What just happened?
>>9197104
Oh, so that's why you didn't kill me. Jerk
Yuno
>>9197104
I was brainwashed by a third party. None of that is my own doing.
>>9197066
yes, anon, that's true. but whenever we have an ava that types at least more than three sentences to each person there's always that anon that goes "type less"
i guess it can be boring if it's just speech and not enough description, but rp like that will improve hg greatly, mark my words
>>9197079
and you're also right. short responses are totally fine if it's to slides or to begin rp
but if you're actually talking and having interactions with people then the least you can do is more than one sentence, you know what i mean?
>>9197141
SOMEONE HELP! CAPTAIN FALCON! FOX! MARIO! DUCK HUNT DOG! SOMEONE!
>>9197150
Yudon'tsay
>>9197141
You know what, I'm always one of the first to die. Is this me paying my dues? I've exceled in every single other sport, bloodsport shouldn't be this hard! I tell you, I'll return, and there will be suplexes, F5s, blood and pain! BLOOD, VOMIT AND URINE!!
>>9197057
Yeah yeah whatever...
Actually I didn't have a choice. You know, being a prodigy and all, you have to live up to expectations. I'd much rather be a fashion designer than a pilot, but they won't let me.
>>9197141
>After 2 hours of killing robots, they are all dead.
That took awhile, but was still a good workout.
>Feels puts his flamethrower and other firearms away.
>>9197168
Yuwotm80?
>>9197164
Then we should encourage it more.
>>9197141
>But you see this man is also half-robot.
>You wonder what betrayal have had to occur for him to be a turncoat like this.
>>9197141
>>9197152
Are you sure? It seems like the beginning of a romance to me, just look at that slide.
>>9197190
but that's the thing, we fucking don't because people say it's more natural to type one sentence and leave it at that
people encourage low effort rp and are surprised when people notice hg is going on a decline
>>9197205
I bet that the one in the yellow one is gonna win. I've never bet before so hopefully I'm right.
>>9197200
Just saying, Mayor, you gotta win this one for me. For the alliance, you know?
>>9197150
Waddup?
>>9197205
>Give up your gun, or we'll steal your ribs!
>>9197230
Faction game when
>>9197230
Faction Games when
>>9197164
>tfw you notice a major flaw in the tributes
Man... that new tool for hosting is cool but it's so quick you can easily pick up "tributes" you didn't mean to.
>>9197219
HG is actually doing a lot better lately.
There was a time when garnet was the only person who would host a game during that day.
>>9197205
I think I'll just leave you alive for now, more fun that way.
>>9197205
>Agrias is trying to steal Adachi's fetish for herself by helping it out and fucking it
Huh.
>>9197205
That's so I may slay the fowl creature myself later. Along with the one who brainwashed me. This, I swear!
So, what exactly are these "faction games"? I assume they involve HG factions. Does that mean I can't join in?
>>9197251
These guys again? Well, thankfully kicking ass is one of my hobbies.
>Spends another 2 hours fighting off the robots. Making sure none of them survive.
>>9197252
yeah, you're right. i won't deny that hg is getting shitloads better than it was at the end of 2016
but if we want it to be better, we need to start encouraging a small bit of effort into anything the avafag does
>>9197173
...I know.
>Her voice is low and quiet, and hoarse. It seems like she doesn't talk much.
Expectations thrust on us just because of what we were born in to...it's stupid.
>>9197205
Now this is trippy.
>>9197251
I noted it right off the bat, it's a shame you didn't catch it in time.
>>9197251
>>9197252
Thanks the newfriends for that
>>9197281
Everybody can join don't worry.
>>9197251
Man, i must've had to much energy pizza...
>>9197281
8ch pl/yga
anyone can join
>>9197268
Thank
>>9197230
Yumust'vemisunderstood
>>9197252
>>9197290
You guys should help this meme catch on then
>>9197298
I have ta power, Nintendo Power!
>>9197227
>Oh, right. That alliance thing. You remember now. You guess you have to win now.
>>9197251
>You fight off yet another robot army, this time with a legend in tow.
>>9197290
Doing that would intimidate the people who don't have "nice rp".
We should just encourage people to have fun instead of encouraging them to conform to some minimum post length.
>>9197319
But that was Hoshi who wrote it.
>>9197298
Thought I saw another ship fly over here?
>Look closely around the area.
Probably just my imagination.
What does HG like to drink while they shitpost and avafag?
>>9197298
I don't know if you've really been brainwashed Agriad, but BOY It is effective
>>9197319
If only the ship didn't happen
>>9197314
Hm, sounds nice. I guess I'm some sort of free agent then. Maybe I'll join a team, maybe I'll create one.
>>9197335
Maybe, but the point still stands. If we want to make HG better we should strive for the best in everything
We don't need another Luna X Raven-tier ship when there is something better right before our eyes. I don't even care about the waifubait.
>>9197346
Nothing
>>9197346
Whatever energy drink I pick up from 7/11 before I go home. Nos today.
>>9197348
>You have no time for such childish pursuits. You are a man of DIGNITY and CLASS.
>>9197348
Hah, so you think I'll ever do that host, well guess what. I'm not.
>Pulls out a Monopoly card that says "No"
This card allows me to just not do whatever the fuck that event says.
>>9197346
Cum
>>9197319
i would but i don't want to constantly spam threads no matter how right it is. besides, as much as i support ships, the moment anything creative happens anons instantly come out to shitpost it
>>9197333
i'm thinking it should go like this
once an avafag stays for like six months, then they should at least begin to improve a little bit, bringing up the quality of hg
say what you want about having fun but that doesn't mean anything when people who have been here for a year still have the same rp they did back when they started
>>9197371
this
>>9197348
Now it's time for you to bring the fun, soldier boy.
>>9197348
That... May have been for my own personal amusement.
>>9197348
Agrias x Deku, do you ship it?
I ship it.
.
Also I guess he's just a man after all...
>>9197348
Let me guess, trophy wall?
post the ship list
>>9197400
If that's how they choose to enjoy themselves who cares...
That's like getting mad at kids on the playground for not going high enough on the swing.
>>9197346
(Iced) Tea.
>>9197363
Did you look at the site? New factions don't get any land by default like they used to. I'd strongly recommend joining one.
>>9197392
NO!
NOT THE NO CARD!
>>9197412
>Perhaps you should have thought twice about going after your own lawyer, regardless of how much you want him absolutely positively dead.
>>9197422
Haru x Ash
Adachi x Aussa
Kamina x Soviet
>>9197346
Jewish and liberal tears
>>9197412
I am regretting this match with every passing moment. Could it get any worse?
>>9197291
>He notices her somber attitude, he scratches the back of his head, trying to think of a way to break the awkwardness.
...but we are still in charge of our destiny, yes? We may be forced to do certain tasks, but that doesn't dictate our entire lifestyle. I can still be as flamboyant as I want.
>>9197412
Why dose it feel as though someone's listening to what I say? Probably just me.
>Dosen't notice the listening device.
>>9197412
Emi is deadly as usual.
Also I really think that Agrias x Deku could fly on, talk to each others
>>9197457
It seems it's going ok... for now.
>>9197422
Adachi x Dubs
Kaito x Paula x Yukine
Aikawa x Yuno
Soviet x Nod unit
Rinoa x Risk
Ocelot x Mokuo
Rika x Marisa
Robbie Rotten x Sportacus
Alfred x Garma
Suburu x Ferris
Anon x kys
Seth x Izaya
Fumi x a shota
Rohan x Ash
Smolgore x undertale
Ultron x Dennys
Furry porn x Fyxe
Red x Pokemon
Arachnea x Wasp Chan
Schrodinger x The Captain
Hikki x cocks
LF x KK
HG x dead
Ramsay x Endo
Cirno x Fuck off
Eggman-kun x starman
Araragi x Shinobu
Reigen x Challenges
Beerus x food
Trump x America
Alex jones x Radio Graffiti
Junko x Hoshi
Kamina x Ruby x lolis
Souda x ibuki
DDD x Nintendo games
Wiggins x Martin
Late Grimes x Late Go
Stocking x ERP
Medusa x Bold n Brash
Sunset x Spike
Saber x Saber
Baki x Gains
Nep x pure
Jude x Shekels
Sol x Ramlethal
Baron x Vraeth
Denton x HGA
Aussa x Hiita
Muffet x Rape
Shion x feet
Souda x Gundam
Okabe x Suicide
Tricky x Booce
Alma Elma x Sophisto
Dean x Matoi
SWP x chemo
Booker x Right
Bolin x Janus
Shit x Post
Raven x Luna
Garnet x Hiccup
Tamaki x Celeste
Shorty x weed
Uta x cody
Holo x Craft
Ayy x lmao
Kirirgiri x Fat Togami
Junpei x homelessness
Luffy x clit
/b/ HG x brg, Alfred x Muffet, Ahri x Astaroth x Suz
Anyone seen Lucky lately?
>>9197469
>>9197429
i do, because fun is relative. it's kind of hard having good interactions when all you have is a sentence to work with
now i'm not saying people with nice rp should instantly write out fucking novels in their posts overnight, but all i wish is for them to at least add one more sentence in their posts. just to improve
>>9197492
It's FEAST TIME
Someone please kills poniko's clone
>>9197515
>What?
>>9197510
All right Anon, just for you I'll try harder.
>>9197348
Fine. I'll keep it all to myself then.
>She sits right down, and flicks on a Super Famicom.
Try and be nice for once...
>>9197461
Some of us only have some extent.
>Poniko looks down at her dainty, pale hands, slowly closing them.
But at least, if you can't do something you want...you can make it so that the other party doesn't get much of what they want from you.
>>9197371
>>9197319
>Wanting ships to happen
Haven't you learned a single thing by now? You people are complaining about ships when every ship in this hellhole slowly deteriorates as soon as the actual ship is made due to the fact that they run out of actual conversation topics and it takes a lovey-dovey kind of turn. This has been the case with most ships as they are about breaching x or y obstacle in x or y character and tagging along with it, turning it into an IC relationship tier shit. Most ships kill characters because of this same reason, they run out of conversational topics and obstacles to breach and so they feel forced to talk to one another when both are in one thread. Wanting ships back is utter stupidity as it'll always become less impressive after the ship was made, that has been the case for each ship in HG. If a ship holds stand and it's around each and every day in the same matter then yeah, of course it'll become what Suz and Ahri do, because there's nothing else to talk about than that. Same would happen with Ahri and Astaroth as there won't be enough topics to talk about.
>>9197515
HOLY SHIT
That Deku event KEK
>>9197528
I just quoted you by mistake
>pets
>>9197557
>>9197557
I know I should skip peace, but we have some ship fuel right here
>tfw my mistake will win
>>9197471
wtf I hate hg now
>>9197598
Oh, am I a man here?
...
Yeah. Well, that's weird.
>>9197478
Maybe he finally realized that the ability to come back from death isn't worth hanging around this shithole.
> Caring about RP quality in anything other than a RP community
Maybe the day you get that idea out of your head that these threads is in some sort of competition with the tryhards next door you'll be able to enjoy your time here more.
People write at the length they do because they feel like doing so, not to cater to some bullshit standards. In a place where the action is as fast-paced as the average time between slides is 2 minutes and 45 seconds, you need to understand people won't be able to please your ass with 5 lines of text and an overly detailed greentext action every single time.
If you want to be engaging, go out of your way for once and work with the games material to create something that's out of your character's comfort zone.
Some characters talk a lot, some others don't. Either way you don't know enough shit to monitor for others how their speech pattern should be.
It seems to be this whole rating shit that emerged from wallpaper avas have made people care a "little bit" too much about all the posts they make, making them unsatisfied with what they post and dragging their mood down, which is the opposite of what HG is here for.
It's good to care about wanting to stand out and do your "character justice" for your own self-satisfaction, but the moment it gets to wanting to become "da best RPer evah" and that the ratings of others start getting to you, it's just unhealthy.
>>9197598
THANKS YOU DEKU
>>9197617
Are you becoming Jaded already?
>>9197609
yukine no i thought you loved me
>hg
>>9197625
>not making your time between slides between 4-6 minutes
that's pleb host faults
>>9197634
lmao kys xd
>>9197632
Agrias, give the boy a kiss.
>>9197625
hey Seth, when's the next RM?
>>9197542
Id...rather not be bitter about it. I've met my best friend in school. So I am thankful for that. Even if I hate it I'll make sure I am the best at it.
So what's your story? Mother wanted you to be a model or something?
>>9197625
BASED
>>9197655
>>9197671
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>9197625
>It seems to be this whole rating shit that emerged from wallpaper avas have made people care a "little bit" too much about all the posts they make, making them unsatisfied with what they post and dragging their mood down, which is the opposite of what HG is here for.
I thought the rating thing was so an avafag could improve on their faults and not personal ratings. It's so people can improve, right?
>>9197655
>>9197671
>You give both the host and the winner a thumbs-up.
>>9197671
For the tournament guy.
I'm not sure how he will deal with the ""fake"" poniko, I don't think she should count, at least for the people who died by her hand
Thanks for playing through this shitty filler game
Congrats, Deku! Thanks for the host!
>>9197655
I will not.
>also, how did I die? You skipped day 7
>>9197655
>>9197671
>Good job!
>Thank you for the game!
>>9197689
It's used more to just shit on people.
>>9197695
>>9197704
I did? Wow I'm sorry, you died with a 1P Fatal event. A power stone.
If it makes feel you better, just imagine it was a Zodiac stone or something.
>>9197689
How helpful do you thing a mere number rating is, though? If the response is just "7/10," how much does that tell you?
>>9197655
Uh, congratulations.
>>9197671
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9197671
Thanks for hosting.
>>9197689
>That's what it's supposed to be for, yes, but some people take advantage of it.
>It's normal human instinct to want to feel loved.
>>9197671
Thanks for the chance.
>>9197669
When all you can do is spite them...you might as well.
>The grip on her hands suddenly tightens.
I met my best friend in school.
>Her arms go limp.
...Divisions with social classes...why am I explaining...?
>>9197632
I can't say I expected much else, it was about that time.
>>9197655
>Poniko claps slowly and quietly.
>>9197625
Based.
>>9197632
Nah man, i was just making one of those "i say i hate everything about this place even though i still stay here for some reason" jokes. Personally i think this place is pretty cool, but give me a year or so then I'll probably hate this place.
>>9197729
The only thing that will make me feel better is whiping todays events from history...
Fishing skill?
>>9197789
Ten million
>>9197400
The RP isn't the fucking problem you dumb ass.
Where the fuck are your games ? Those games you've worked hard enough to create engaging actions from whom a general public could take an interest in offering an interpreted reply in the form of how the character they portray at the moment would react ?
Talking shit but can't back up anything. I'm a fan of ships and it's true that the fuckers who've been here for 2 YEARS and yet never even made a code IS baffling, but some people just can't get into it, no matter how great of a game you can make or how engaging of a character you can portray.
Besides after all your little talk, there is still an unsung hypocrisy I want to point out.
What's the point of you trying so hard if you're just gonna give it out into the praise and ruin the immersion later by revealing said ava you've been doing so good with in order to get all the cred into your main ?
I find great people who additionally to their games, try to make the best of their characters, but if it's all just to get praise when it's time for the daily check of "post your avas and rate" then honestly, it's bleh.
>>9197650
Precisely.
>>9197662
In less than a hour, my man. No bs this time, I ain't passing out.
>>9197689
That's what it should be on the surface, but let's be honest here. People say a lot that "they don't care about how people see them / think of them" but when it's time to get positive attention, that whole "I don't care attitude" is swept out under the rug in favor of the equivalent of e-self-masturbation.
People take more the ratings as a note of themselves rather than a legitimate advice to improve their writing.
Shitposting skill?
>>9197734
They should do it with a small description on how to improve at the end, tb.h
>>9197796
>I may seem cold for it, but it's why I also don't enjoy responding to positive responses towards me so I don't get used to feeling coddled by others.
>Not like I can respond any other way besides "Thanks".
>>9197789
>57
>>9197812
Negative ten million
>>9197812
I'm pretty good desu
I once hosted as a anon, shitposted myself during the game while playing with an ava and rigging it so I could win
>>9197605
How about you just don't ship? Every ship in this place has led to nothing but 1 or 2 dead characters unless it's people who show up so rarely that their ship still stands.
It's not really rocket science to realize that ships in this place aren't going to hold. There's no dissonance or conflict like in real relationships and to actually think of dragging those into RP will result into small-time solving and another 1-2 hour of solving said issue. There's no cure to this as it'll always resort to the same small talk in the end. That is understandable as let's face it, you're not going to talk in a legit conversation with your girlfriend each and every day for 4 hours either, it'd kill the relationship within a fuckin week.
>>9197605
Not the same anon, but I highly encourage a bromance/friendship/antagonistic relationship than some silly attempt at romance. Space adventures with Dandy and Spike would be the dankest shit for example, those are less likely to die. A romance could work as well I guess, but you have to be a bit creative and bring something to do with your partner.
>>9197555
If you aren't a boring shitter your ship doesn't need to die.
>>9197864
>using greentext to be IC
>using regular text to be OOC
this is some innovative next wave shit, ladies and gentlemen
>>9197759
I don't know why are you explaining? Perhaps you find the need to vent? I can see that, it's not like there are shrinks around. Anyways I think if you ho out of your way to spite them, you're letting them win. It's like you're going out of your way for them. Best thing you can do is ignore them and march to the beat of your own drum. After all being ignored is the greatest insult of all, but that's my two cents.
>>9197810
I plan on making a code and i've been here for less than a week so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>9197789
If you're just coddled it won't help anything and I know for a fact I'm shit at times so hearing that would only just be someone trying to suck my dick, so there's no point in my opinion
>>9197810
>What's the point of you trying so hard if you're just gonna give it out into the praise and ruin the immersion later by revealing said ava you've been doing so good with in order to get all the cred into your main ?
I'm guilty of this and I'm not proud of it.
Fuck you Seth.
>>9197848
That would definitely be helpful.
>>9197875
Shipping as Muffet killed Muffet for me, so that holds water.
>>9197896
For my next trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.
>>9197875
>tfw your ship partner never showex up but you still killed their character
rekt
>>9197789
91. I'd be 99 ages ago if I didn't fish Sharks 90% of the time ever since I hit 76
Haru x Ash is the best ship
>>9197875
There are ways to make a ship stands, it's just that people who have been shipping
1)Had poor RP skills to begin with
2)Were the "talkative" kind of character, meaning that they only taked even while playing with others. The people we are talking about aren't like that (except Suz unsurprisingly)
3)Weren't creative. It's HG for fuck's sake, if you can't do a "romance" with supernatural characters without sounding like a boring highschooler you shouldn't ship to begin with.
The Kamina x Martin ship with the strike witches characters is kinda cancer, but at least they got it
>>9197894
This
>>9197945
>not keeping uour secret avas secret so your main ava doesn't ruin your secret avas cred
>>9197789
99
all I have to do is say "post your avas" or some dumb ass shit and the fish practically catch themselves
>>9197945
>>9197968
>mfw playing 2 avas independently.
>Both can be called my "mains"
>tfw people legit think they are different people and talk about them like they were
>>9197963
Are you talking about Kamina x Sanya or Takeshita x Eila?
>>9198010
Takeshita x Eila
Kamina makes the interactions kinda cringy, but it's intertaining to watch.
>>9198002
Ill trim your rune set for free
>>9198040
Selling GF
>tfw people like my secret ava more than they do my main avas
I don't know whether to be proud of that or to feel like shit
>>9198058
Are you me
>>9198040
One time I picked up some dude's trimmed black knight armor off the ground and he followed me around for the rest of the day saying he reported me and was waiting for my ban.
shit was funny
>>9198058
Some people can't dissociate the ava from the avafag.
So you should be proud.
They probably don't like your main for X or Y stuff you did in the past.
>>9198058
>mfw my secret ava ranked higher than my known mains in some silly chart.
I keked every time it was posted.
>>9197945
>mfw I read that as praise the sun instead of praise and ruin
>>9198074
Yes
>>9198092
Purge all sunbros.
Darkmoons are superior.
>>9198093
Oh shit.
Wave2:Follow me for free gold
Who are your last favorite avafags?
>>9197917
Maybe you're right. Funny thing...spiting them and ignoring them...it's as good as the same thing.
>Not only has it kept that hoarse tone, but that...coldness to it is measured. Steady, even with all she's said so far.
I'm being physically prevented from being that person's friend. They don't wish for me to make friends outside my 'caste'...I just won't make any at all. This is the first time I've left my home in...ages.
>>9198126
>follows
>>9198133
Adachi
>>9198133
Rin
Bolin
Yin
Junko
Adachi
LF
KK
The cancer crew basically
>>9198133
Hoshi. Just an all around shitty, fake person.
>>9198141
>Goes to the wildy
>Ice barrage
>>9198133
Bolin, Yukine, Aikawa and Red.
I legit don't know what the fuck is going on.
to get on a more positive note (and to hope i'm on there)
who's your favorite avafag?
>>9198161
>pickpockets your runes
>counter ice-barrages
>>9197894
Then where are your ships? Where are your creative ships? Where are all the amazingly executed ships? The ships are dead because people constantly fail to deliver new conversational topics to talk about.
It has nothing to do with whether you're boring or not, but fuck if anyone's going to bother making up a new creative scenarios every odd day along with the other guy in the ship just to keep a ship standing that quite possibly only them give a fuck about. It's not about creativity when you drag out something that's long past due and has no real value to it.
>>9197953
Naoto when? Shinobu when? Vampy when?
>>9197947
Mon cherie!
>>9197963
1) Wrong, there's been ships by people who have been creative, yet they didn't hold ground.
2) What?
>meaning that they only talked even while playing with others
What are you trying to say here? You're complaining about them talking with others and the ship partner at one and the same time?
3) There were several creative ships out there, even in the past, yet they didn't hold ground. It's because none of these ships have conflict nor a base to hold ground on after the ship has been made and several """obstacles""" have been surpassed. If you believe that you'll have a ship that'll hold stand in a year without it resorting to uncreative small talk then I don't know what drugs you're on as that has never happened in here, not even with the better/best ships around here.
>The Kamina x Martin ship with the strike witches characters is kinda cancer, but at least they got it
Takeshita x Eila?
That's another ship or a ship that barely shows/barely showed up as I said (cause it's still standing). We're talking about ships that are around on a daily base, that's what most perceive as an "active" ship. Ships that are around in such a multitude aren't going to last as every knows it, you can't force constant creativity without it becoming reiterating and boring to a point where the people in the ship give up.
>>9198169
>Game
>People talking about better ships
>Anonposting while waiting for Rigginsmania
A normal day in HG
>>9198115
>darkmoons
>fun police
>superior to anything
>>9198176
Wiggins, Kuga, Garnet, Kaito, Haru, Vert, Yuno, Ringabel, Reigen and Tricky.
>>9198164
>Sad gabu noices
Post the song that best represents how you feel when you have to get up in the morning
https://youtu.be/-i7Hj1fAYN4
>>9198160
Well, fuck you too then.
>>9198133
Right now Kamina
>>9198198
Noice
>>9198169
Just roll with it and wait until you understand the jokes like i do.
>>9198133
Hoshi
Bolin
Yin
Parsee
Baron
Is all.
>>9198176
Wiggins, FP, Fyxe, Red, Kaito, Agrias, Seth, Garnet
>>9198198
Is your sis cute
>>9198221
Kys LF
>>9198198
It's okay, I still love you <3
Just popping in to say hi, how's everybody doing, hope you guys are having a good day.
>>9198198
>pets
I dislike you now but I can see that you have the potential to become a better avafag. Never give up, worst girl.
>>9198202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
This but at 0.5 speed
>>9198183
I didn't think through the consequences. I just figured "hey, let's see what happens."
>>9198202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dAIz2FfmA
>>9198135
Oh I see, it's kinda cute in a way. I'm sure you're familiar with Romeo and Juliet right? Both people forbidden by the social rules to see each other.
>>9198248
Just a joke fun police
>>9198240
One wrong strike. Wish to try again?
>>9198252
Ay, if you want to drop the ship I won't mind.
>>9198293
Kys Kamina
>>9198224
>Happy gabu noices
>>9198246
>thanks? never giving up!
>>9198248
>I know
>>9198274
>so true
>>9198207
Why?
>>9198274
Its hindered by him being ESL
>>9198300
2 strikes. You're basically out at this point.
>>9198269
The only person that I ever truly got along with... Save for the romantic part, and even more pains of the heart.
...There's nothing cute about what happened. Not in the slightest.
>>9198294
Alfred?
>>9198183
>Then where are your ships? Where are your creative ships? Where are all the amazingly executed ships?
They stopped playing the characters because they wanted to move main others, but every last interaction was fun, the combos didn't became boring in time or lacking in value. My best ship lasted 8 months, and every chance I had from beggining to end was a blast.
>long past due and has no real value to it.
If it's fun it doesn't need to end, you can always think of something new to bring. Go eat pizza, fight ayyliens, host a Grail War, small chat shouldn't be the last froniter.
if dubs, I ava a character from the next anime i'm going to watch
>>9198302
Also, it's spelled noises. Noice is a meme way to spell nice.
>lewd gabu noices
>>9198310
If that boat thing was really them then that's the reason why.
>>9198313
Kuga
>>9198327
frontier.*
>>9198313
Shion
Who wants to ship with me?
>>9198313
>Kys Kastelle
>>9198341
You didn't know before?
>>9198341
You mean Shimakaze?
New game when, I want to enter my new ava dammit
>>9198324
No, it's Russia.
Of course it's Alfred you poroheahea, who else would it be?
>>9198349
>>9198336
>Oh.. well, memes can surely do stuff to people
>>9198337
>DELET
>>9198313
You're Adachi!
>>9198319
Forgive me for saying so, it just seems like something you'd see in a television soap opera. But I'm sure there is a way you two can be together.
>Fuck this place is dead, and I'm bored
Okay children, tell you what. I'll make a new, original game, I just need time, tools, and suggestion.
Skyrim
Star Wars
Or something completely different
Pick and I'll get to work.
>>9198221
>>9198313
Can't say I blame you, but why? I'm curious.
>>9198327
Now answer me the following, how many ships like that were around for such a long time? And how many times did you interact per week? Was it on a daily dosage or was it once a week?
>If it's fun it doesn't need to end, you can always think of something new to bring. Go eat pizza, fight ayyliens, host a Grail War, small chat shouldn't be the last froniter.
You want RP adventures to be the saving to ships? Don't you realize that this place doesn't endorse RP adventures in the slightest, neither does it help that you'd have to make up scenarios that take time work as I've said. You might think that concocting up a situation every day/2 days in an active ship is going to work, but it'll be draining and when both want to play different characters, it'll just end up in tipping the scales in the favor of neglecting the ship.
>>9198372
Yes that.
>>9198409
Star Wars
>>9198409
We already have a Skyrim game. So, Star Wars!
>>9198379
Just wanted to make sure. In which case, I'd prefer it be dropped. I forced the ship entirely without thinking about how you'd feel about it or how I'd feel later.
>>9198421
>slaps you so hard you are stunned
>proceeds to molest you till you turn into a slug
>you like this
>>9198379
Why are you hiding?
>>9198342
>>9198347
>>9198360
>>9198387
>>9198401
3 strikes. You're all wrong. That means you're out.
>>9198403
If only matters could be as easily rectified as that.
>Poniko closes her eyes with a world-weary sigh.
I destroyed any chances of that happening myself. None of this matters now.
>>9198454
Let me guess. No one that matters.
>>9198361
During the thing I was meming but I did not know it was actually Kamina. Found out after the entire thing.
>>9198454
Kys LF
>>9198454
Revy
>>9198428
>>9198429
>So dead where an offer for fresh games only gets two replies.
>Or just no one cares, but I'm bored so that takes priority.
You got it. Give me some time and I'll crack this thing out.
>>9198434
Nah mate, I'm entirely fine with whoever wants to do what with me (within reason). A main component when it comes to having a ship, among many other things, is making sure both parties are okay with it, and there's no reason to keep a ship going if you've lost passion for it.
tl;dr It's cool, mate. Next time, let's try to do it more subtly.
>>9198446
A) I'm still thinking of which ava to pick (might stick with the secret one)
B) I'm not going to to show up with my ava on, shit's gonna blow up out of proportion.
Why'd'you ask?
>tfw my ava wasn't on either list
i guess i'm just average then
>>9198501
Godspeed
I just woke up, what gay shit is going on in this thread?
>>9198469
Fantastic.
>>9198528
>Not the first post from this IP
>>9198469
There has to be something that keeps you going. Otherwise you would not be here yes? Carrying a cynical attitude will only worsen your situation.
>>9198416
Because I expect you to stop being baited after being here for so long. You're like that one kid that keeps hurting himself in the same way and it's just sad to watch.
>>9198473
Pretty accurate.
>>9198528
Ship shit + secret ava shit
>>9198515
You probably don't stand out a lot. That's good, though. That way you won't get shitposted.
>>9198528
Someone asked if they should work on a Skyrim code or a Star Wars code
People posted who they like and who they dislike
People are discussing ships and secret avas
Probably other stuff I'm not paying attention to
>>9198513
Because I miss you.
No I'm not Brian
>>9198528
Hoshi, ava Sasha Grey for us please
>>9198544
I know it's not related, but sauce please
>tfw you can't make dinner yet because you don't want to miss Rigginsmania
>>9198537
I don't know what keeps me going. Memories, probably. I don't even know why I'm here. Or how, for that matter.
>>9198544
I'm just a guy whose easily tilted.
>>9198417
>how many ships like that were around for such a long time?
Dunno, I only cared about mine because it worked for me.
>and how many times did you interact per week?
Twice peer week, maybe more, good enough for me since we had other characters to play.
Also, Every day? Nah that's too taxing, I'd personaly be good with with 2~4 happenings peer week, after all my partner probably has other characters to play, I've kept a few of my avatars around for years, and I never once got tired of playing them for others. Too bad there's next to no one like me here.
>this place doesn't endorse RP adventures in the slightest.
Nobody can stop me from doing whatever I want, /trash/ has no rules and I can deviate from the tradition if I feel like it.
>>9198513
Hey cyka blyat, I've been meaning to give you this since a long time.
>>9198501
You didn't start your post with much conviction, and you didn't bring to the table the most original themes possible.
Can't really complain about the lack of reaction famzilla.
I remember good shit from the hand-drawn Star Wars cartoon that came out in like 2003. My suggestion for it if you want to get some good inspiration aside from the main films.
>>9198590
20 MINS
>>9198595
So Guts, if he were an ESL nigger.
>>9198535
>>9198538
>>9198205
My first post in this thread.
>>9198553
>>9198559
Oh okay thanks bbys
>>9198564
Make me.
>>9198586
>western pig
Lmao no, anon.
>>9198513
Let's.
Of course, that depends on if I ever ava Muffet again, since I've been having way too much fun as the Mayor and both Knights as of late.
>>9198590
HG requires sacrifice.
>>9198613
Hey, I said you could make suggestions. But too late now, I have several hundred events to write
>>9198401
>He doesnt have smug anime girls on the chinese weebster site.
>>9198614
Esl?
>>9198640
>img
>>9198164
hahahahahaha
you guys okay with a shit game at this hour?
>>9198647
Aren't you a beaner?
>>9198647
ESL = English Second Language.
It's a shitty erp thing.
>>9198673
we too busy waiting for RIGGINSMANIA
afterwards would be nice though!
>>9198673
When are we not ok with a game
>>9198673
Yes.
>>9198673
Seth is hosting in 20min
>>9198673
>kissu
Yes.
>>9198592
What you blacked out and woke up here? It was pretty easy to land here you know. My employers tasked me with reconnaissance on this place, it's an anomaly and they wanted to make sure it's not a threat to their plans. But if you're saying that it somehow pulled you in, that would be most interesting. Perhaps you have a certain set of skills that has attracted the attention of someone or something?
So I have 20 minutes to host? Sounds like a challenge
>>9198417
Also, wanna move this to PM? Cuz Rigginsmania soon.
>>9198707
fuck off
>>9198707
Deal!
>>9198694
I went to sleep. I woke up here. For all the sense it makes and for all I care, I could still be dreaming.
>She rolls her eyes.
What skills? I'm just a sheltered shutin that doesn't care for people.
>>9198678
>>9198682
(No, I just picked up on some slang from my father and have shit writing. I'm british native you daft sods. Why else would I make so many irish jokes at bolin?)
>>9198705
I don't go on /a/ so I wouldn't know.
>>9198723
I was here just because someone else asked me so you don't have to imho.