Pony Bread
You know the rest
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
There are currently 3 active pony breads, 2 about to die
/trash/ must be super slow today
Remember when they died in two minutes?
>>9184954
Nice OP!
>>9184971
So how's your day been?
I had subway today, and mom will appearantly be getting her own monthly welfare checks soon, and we'll be moving from Roanoke to a place in Salem, so we can live closer to my step-dad's parents
>>9185000
Thanks, Nice trips
>>9184995
I wish I was dead after two minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1mXXzZPMU
First@@!!
>>9184995
way too chaotic, i didn't like it much desu
sure there was a lot of people but im a slow typer and i like to think on some of my posts sometimes and you couldn't do that when there were a ton of faggots trying to talk to each other in one thread so i'm glad they all segregated themselves between here, mlp and all those other spinoffs
>>9185020
That sounds like good news. Really nice to hear things are looking up for you.
I was mostly being productive all day until a friend dragged me into watching a Nekopara stream with her. That was funny, but now it is over, so I am here eating some spicy tuna rolls and contemplating what to do next.
>>9185035
There was not much difference in term of quality either.
tmw you come home after a 5 day vacation and you didn't feed your pets and they all stare at you miserably
my pronoun is dragon pussy slayer
>>9185073
Yeah, it's gonna be the first time I've moved in over 15 years, and if I ever wanted to move out later on down the road, I wouldnt have to worry about them going homeless, either
>>9185090
>tmw
what does that even mean?
that moment when?
>>9185090
>leaving your pets without food for more than a day
You should be euthanized.
>>9185098
I hope so. It is about time they let you live your life, if that is what you want, that is.
>>9185101
bingo
I found a script that you guys may find useful:
>A userscript that embeds image links in 4chan posts as normal thumbnails. Supports Imgur, 4chan, YouTube, Derpibooru, e621, Tumblr, Vocaroo and direct image links.
https://github.com/bakugo/4chan-imgur
>>9185096
My pronoun is mommy's cushion.
>>9185110
I'm just tired of being cooped up in the room all day every day
Also, will moving to over to salem make me closer or farther from you?
I could lie to them and say we were friends from school or something and we could hang out or something
>>9185116
inb4 link spam
reminds me when erin made their weird imgur script that made a few people itt start spamming things like [id:23524356] in their posts
i didn't understand javascript at the time so there was like no way i was gonna just trust their chit
then later i learned it and found out their scripts were all fucking spyware/botnets and could secretly execute arbitrary code from (((HER))) servers
Playing hots with my brother
>>9185144
Confession time: I actually live in L.A. The address I posted before was Discord's to mislead Interrogator. Sorry.
>>9185154
you have the hots for your bro?
The game comes to an end.
>>9185164
Ah, I see
What a shame
>>9185189
I did not think it would work because most people know where I am from, but I forgot you have not been around long enough to know. It would have been nice to do it if I did live there, however.
>>9185175
same tbqh
>>9185150
Huh, interesting.
>>9185232
I think I'm going to sleep
do any of you trash degenerates have any good *snickering* pony reaction face images akin to pic related I could borrow? Would be much appreciated
>>9185274
>>9185274
"Error: You must wait 4 minutes 2 seconds before posting a duplicate reply."
>>9185274
I've got this.
>>9185274
>>9185299
>>9185318
>>9185321
Appreciate it but do you have something a little more offensive? like the pony is saying something behind the anon's back kinda scenario?
I blame Interrogator.
>>9185346
Hmm, I might, but I cant think of an image off the top of my head
>>9185265
me2
can't really do more piano right now
goodnight skits
sweet dreams
>>9185369
>>9185394
goodnight
>>9185417
This is all your fault.
>>9185443
what is?
>>9185454
There was collateral damage from when you forced me to provide you with disinformation.
>>9185417
>>9185464
It's fine, it was all just a simple misunderstanding
No harm done
>>9185521
I will kill myself promptly as penance.
>>9185532
Don't be so hard on yourself, friend
You want to Fuck gumball! You want to Fuck batman! You want to fuck strawberry shortcake! You want to fuck the cars from pimp my ride! You want to fuck your sister! You want to fuck your house! Blew fucked a taco! Fuck the pizza!
I need someone to take over pretending to live in my house when Darwin kills himself.
>>9185550
I nominate a disembodied penis!
>>9185565
Fuck all the things!
>>9185542
I will try.
>>9185593
>>9185710
HE SAID NOT TO DO IT
Oh, good. The search is off.
>>9185714
YOUR SHAME IS TOO GREAT!
Phil is a God damn oaf. He forgot to buy an envelope for the money, so he will be sending it Monday.
>>9185736
I'll be looking for it.
>>9185736
Who?
He is also posting owl pornography, but that is incidental.
>>9185748
Some actual idiot from Florida.
It's real lack of social responsibility hours! (or insomnia hours)
It is also Friday.
Well, I guess technically not anymore.
>>9185790
It's saturday over here.
>>9185808
Yeah, what are you up to?
>>9185822
Shaving my naughty parts.
>>9185916
Yo, I just did that today as well.
>naughty parts
>>9185941
Do you also set up candles, incense, cardboard cutouts of the Stranger Things kids, neon lights, the whole production, or is that just something I enjoy while I shed away part of my body?
>>9185998
I do something quite similar.
>>9186019
It is the most fulfilling part of the day.
>>9186052
Any ceremonial music you play while doing it?
>>9186079
I play "Africa" by Toto.
>>9186085
my nibba.
GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAD
OOOOOHHH
>>9186085
Heya Darwin, how're you?
>>9186164
hmmmm
Interrogator, why have you not bought me a pass yet?
>>9186231
thanks!
>>9186266
It seems like he embellished a bit there with the whole girlfriend thing.
>>9186085
I use the same razor I use to shave my face, no music, nothing, just myself, my dick and a disposable razor!
>>9186278
yeah I highly doubt anyone who posts in bread has a girlfriend other than skye and natsoc
>>9186303
Nick has Skitty.
>>9186312
thats true. theyre really cute together
>>9186231
>faux pas
What happened?
I'm ok, just finished work and yeah, home now.
>>9186347
There was some confusion after I assured Interrogator the other day that I live in TN (when I am actually in Cali), and Bran Flakes thought we would be able to see each other after he moved.
>Bran Flakes
>>9186246
no email
>>9186388
Why haven't you bought me Overwatch?
>>9186371
Kek, fair enough.
>>9186388
YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST BUY IT FOR YOURSELF AND GIVE ME THE CODE VIA STEAM
>>9186409
It was all Interrogator's fault for being so nosy and arousing my need to playfully trick people, really.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH BRAN FLAKES?
Nothing. It's cute.
Bran flakes is a cute nickname, I think
I have a friend that calls me Bran and Brando in text occasionally
Brandi.
>>9186467
Absolutely, he knew exactly how to make you dance to his very own tune!
>>9186618
I dont know about that one, but for you, I will allow it
>>9186645
Heya Pasta, how're you?
>>9186626
Some day, I will control this power.
>>9186645
Welp. Back to the drawing board.
>>9186705
But it makes me think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPGMNOLaMw
>>9186681
Do you think yourself responsible enough to handle such a grand ability?
>>9186705
Get up to much today?
>>9186735
I cannot think of anyone more worthy or more capable than me. I am perfect, infallible, and above all else, modest.
>>9186790
Like all great men, he ended his career by co-starring in a motion picture directed by Miss Piggy. As you can see, I cannot in good conscience use Brando. I guess Bran Flakes will suffice for now.
>>9186790
That's ok.
An easy day is always appreciated.
>>9186843
Well I'm convinced.
I'll get the box of super powers out for you
>>9186965
MY PASS
>>9186965
the bun gon rape
>>9186978
no e-mail yet
>>9186965
>I don't even get an excuse
>>9187039
There.
I suspect he will not deliver regardless.
what is /trashmlp/'s opinion on fillyfondling and pedophilia? (i'm not an FBI agent, just curious for a parable that may be applicable to home board)
>>9187110
I am incapable of expressing precisely how in favor of fillies I am.
STILL NOTHING
>>9187123
yea fillies are tite, but what about pedos? I'm not talking pedo porn, I'm talking discussion of whether they should be shunned, banned, or accepted, while maintaining intolerance towards allowing CP
The hell is age of consent?
I'm looking forward to the next excuse.
I don't even know.
consenting to nap violation I think
>>9187150
still playing hots
There we go.
>>9187203
also I don't trust that email address
What kind of excuse is that? How do you not trust an email address?
>>9187221
it likes like it has autism
>>9187230
IT IS A NORMAL ADDRESS
HORSEBETTING DAY! ITS KENTUCKY DERBY DAY NIGGERS! GET UP! PICK A HORSE!
There's a horse with one eye running this year!
>>9187237
I need some confirmation on that take a picture of all that mail you got in there.
>>9187375
It is a disposable email. I have nothing there.
He's so stubborn.
>>9187382
for shame
>>9187395
Why? All you wanted was an email address where to send the pass, and you received it.
>>9187399
No I wanted "your" address. Also you told me before that you lived in L.A.
>>9187426
Why specifically my address?
Did I? I suppose I forgot.
>>9187433
How about you post a picture of yourself with time stamp and at least a 30 sec vocaroo of you singing my praises.
>>9187460
Oh, my God, fine. I will give you my email.
Holy shit, have I really been here more than a month already? Fuck.
>>9187467
Is this a joke?
>>9187472
No?
The time sure does fly.
>>9187476
where's the pictures of the emails then?
>>9187471
Thanks for the offer but I'm spoken for.
It certainly does.
>>9187490
It is just League shit.
>>9187493
Who has claimed you?
I can't even remember how long I've been here
>>9187524
If you got here when the threads move out of 8ch, it has been over two months.
+d
>>9187497
But yours does not have your real name my email does.
>>9187537
YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED AN EMAIL ADDRESS FOR IT
YOU CAN JUST BUY IT FOR YOURSELF AND GIVE ME THE LOGIN INFO
>>9187497
Someone special~
Is there any other answer thouhg?
God, he is so difficult.
>>9187546
I like to say it is someone who hates me.
>>9187544
>thinks I just have email addresses laying around
>>9187556
>He does not have everything he needs to create multiple online personas
Fucking amateur hour around here.
One might think he is merely toying with us.
Surely, he would never do this.
>>9187552
I imagine it'd be quite the opposite really
>>9187558
>>9187559
>not needing mutli online personas because your a good guy
>>9187589
Are you enjoying this so far?
>>9187570
I am difficult to deal with, so some people have their days in which they hate me and others in which they love me.
>>9187571
That makes no sense, and shut up. Well, you got what you wanted.
So, he isn't getting the pass?
I am NOT.
>>9187604
No I have not gotten what I wanted.
>>9187525
It was sometime after 8, but I dont know when I exactly joined after the move
I'd estimate I've been here 1.5 months or so
>>9187615
Oh, yeah? What did you want?
>>9187616
You started posting with that name on March 8.
I guess it'll just have to wait for a day where you trust me more.
>>9187623
You've seen my demands.
>>9187623
I got namesync on the same day of my first post, and my first post contained this picture
I have always used this name, but did not adopt a tripcode until a few days later
>>9187593
The arguments with you and Darwin?
It is a little funny at times~
but I'm not sure why you require a specific email address from them...
Hey, you're an 'oldfag' to /b/reads aren't you?
What little click within it did you interact in most?
>>9187627
The screenshot of my inbox? I can give it to you tomorrow.
>>9187631
Then you have been here since March 4.
>>9187634
I was a lurker, I mostly watched smokey and crew though. I think my first post in a thread though would be asking smokey to accept my request to join his gta crew for that sweet chickun.
I'm not 100% on that, I might have posted some other things too that were unimportant so I forgot.
>>9187642
So I've been here for 2 months then
I guess I did see these threads for only 1 or 2 days before popping in to say hi and find out what was going on, and I browsed /trash/ pretty frequently then
>>9187642
I much prefer that other things, since I'm pretty sure that's not your main email.
>>9187655
True, what drew you to the threads?
>>9187661
March 3, actually. It is nice that you found the threads, then. Farewell.
>>9187662
Too bad~
>>9187661
I'm glad you did :3
I hope you stay~
Same with Urshula, and Pinkstuff too.
>>9187665
I was into poni and they seemed interesting, also I want to say I lurked for like 2 weeks before I saw a post to namesync. Also similar to threads to this day have/had people telling interesting stories or interesting life events that happened to them that day.
>>9187662
Buy me Overwatch, though.
>>9187674
Goodnight friend, yeah I'm glad I found them too
>>9187683
Dont you worry, I have no intentions of leaving anytime soon
>>9187699
You hardly post anymore though.
>>9187711
What? I post as much as I always have.
>>9187716
So what are the specs of your pc?
>>9187730
I have a 6600k. I'm getting a 1060.
>>9187759
>asks for specs only gets one spec
What are you doing that makes you take forever to respond?
Also you should post your shit posting station.
Goodnight, my lovely breaders
>>9187783
Sleep well I'll be following you shortly.
>>9187778
I am deliberately delaying my responses to bring your displeasure.
>>9187691
Is it a stretch to say that you're a bit of a voyeur?
>>9187700
Good :3
>>9187783
Night Pasta
>>9187820
>voyeur
No, I wouldn't say that. I'd say at the time I couldn't think of a good name or avatar to go by, plus I was currently active in a forum.
I will ask again tomorrow.
>>9187877
So you were worried about being found out or such, because of your forum activity?
ooohhhh shit i am now awake and everything hurts
im done drunking for a couple weeks
>>9187900
No, I was just very active and didn't know how well I could split myself between two communities.
>>9187906
Post a picture of your shitpostiong station since eris didn't do it.
You too raptor
>>9187925
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkwjOd7MCU
>>9187925
had to break out the ol potato
i cleaned off the empties a few minutes before posting so it looks pretty nice right now
>>9188052
Pretty nice except for that chair.
>>9188077
i found this one in a dumpster because one of the arms was broken, fixed it and washed it and it now be good sa new
you can actually see a bit of the wood chair on the lower right that i used to use and is now a table
what about you what does your shit look like
>>9188077
it is hope that you understand a garbage human being is who i am
>>9188086
>>9188129
i also have lots of figures and amiibo but they are all in a big cardboard box right now because of reasons
>>9188052
to put it on the record, i have now gone through the rest of that beer, wine, and flask
>>9188153
>>9188158
garbage taken human form is the equivalent of me
>>9188158
Bun start drinking its Derby day.
>>9188191
Betting my money on this motherfucker!
>>9188191
No I'm going to bed.
>>9188191
>them tittays
the new sj is so fucking good
>>9188213
But there's an eyeless horse competing in the Kentucky Derby!
>>9188233
Damn right it is!
>>9188245
fucking new episode tonight i'm not sleeping until i see it!
>>9188254
NO! YOU'RE GONNA GET WASTED AND WATCH A GODDAMN HORSERACE BEFORE THE EPISODE ANON!
>>9188288
one of those two things is true
when is the new mlpsode?
>>9188288
also i didn't watch what came out last week isn't canada putting out two eps a week
mega links?
ripped thread
I'm heading to bed, haev a good one /b/read
>>9188993
what a coincidooney that we have posted within the same minute after an hour and change
>>9188990
only an insomniac would be up at 9:30 in the morning.
>>9188993
goodnight
>>9189003
>implying i sleep
i just pass out until i recover
>>9189005
me too. for some reason i wake up at 8 am like a degenerate normie these days.
at least i get more work done.
>>9188993
Nighty Rap!
>>9189046
hahaha fuck work
Now with Raptor gone, there is no one left to keep my evil at bay! THE SEAL HAS BEEN BRO)KEN! YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW
anyone here know powershell?
>>9189094
https://youtu.be/gwj03ZPG8Ko?t=61
>>9189214
hee
that's actually pretty dope
>>9189249
Haven't heard that song in a long time, you reminded me of it with that "seal has been broken" part lol
how's u?
>>9189249
>>9189331
Skitty, canon, do you know what day it is?
>>9189331
im pretty good just woke up at 6am made breakfast and got coffee and now i'm watching h3h3 and noticed they had a sexton 2 in the background
>>9189540
in their newest video*
>>9189480
No I do not. What day is it?
>>9189480
Well it's new poni day, that's for sure!
but later on it's new SJ day as well!
unless you meant something else?
>>9189540
sounds cool, I'm gonna head out later on to some food exhibition in this huge new place in my city, might be interesting
>>9189668
what kind of exhibition?
>vscode uses 30% of your processor time animating a blinking cursor in mac
who gives a fuck about mac users anyway
>>9189645
>>9189668
ITS GODDAMN KENTUCKY DERBY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Today is the day people enjoy too much bourbon, and watch horses go around a track all day before the official race begins and the winner could go on to win the triple crown! So start drinking, bet on horses and forget about other things cause it's HIGH CLASS NASCAR DAY!
>>9189677
Lots of yummy goodness, sweets, and some music shows or something like that
>>9189727
intredasting... We don't have anything like that here. only private club horse races, but nothing on that scale
>>9189480
i have ten thousand on always dreaming, thundersnow, and irish war cry going 1 2 3
it's going to be tense
>>9189758
>not placing any on patch
That horse's got one eye, and everybody in town is talking about him. Man I wish I had tickets, but I don't even know the horses this year. I should probably look them up.
>>9189758
>ten grand
Jesus fuck man that's a shit ton to throw on a horse.
>>9189758
nick?
I'm puttin my money with whatever horse Calvin Borel is riding... if he's riding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIjeJaMPH60
lmao when did you accept that women are superior programmers?
>3 failed password attempts
>she tried one more time after
https://www.kodewithklossy.com/
why aren't you koding with klossy?
>return a user at index ~
>#REPLACE BANANA
The fuck is wrong with women lmao
why do they want more women "koding"?
so we can have more of this rediculous fucking shit?
JUST LOL
TIME FOR COFFEE
new pony in 4 minutes
http://stram.horse/
http://www.bronystate.net/
>>9189997
Yes. It's the Kentucky derby. There'll be racing all day leading up to the big wreath of roses.
S07E05 has already aired in Canada, but will be airing in the US today.
Episode rip:
https://mega.nz/#!gUkmgKQZ!kf4v7prCNoX3bJek_N249cbYLvw8GOwWdm3PaxjW9wY
A namefag on /mlp/ will be capping Canada's Treehouse stream showing S07E06 "Forever Filly" >>>/mlp/30022861
It should appear here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8X7XcZNZIbQbGZKaHlfdmMtQm8 in a few hours.
Tomorrow S07E07 "Parental Glideance" will also be airing in Canada.
>>9190102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
>>9190050
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LIL SHIT!!!!
Imma fugin webdev and how the fuck am i relevant to the linux terminal and ruby stupidity in the picture?
it's just some chick that thinks taking pictures of the fucking colorful syntax highlighting for various languages is what makes a person look intelligent, she's just so fucking stupid she doesn't realize others can see she's clealy just slapping the fucking keyboard to make more colors show up on her screen and thinks pl see it and are like omg ur so smart
New pone!
cd code
cd..
cd...
cd....
cd ..
cd code
ls
cd..
cd cocd
#AMSMART
imma graduate from kode with karlie bootcamp that'll show them!
>>9189971
>>9190156
ask any real dev you know
web dev is a joke and its hard to find someone that isn't one
you may not be one but that doesn't mean your profession is not filled with people who don't know what they are doing
>>9190158
>When you realized you already saw S7E05
>>9190315
It's still new pone for some people, c'mon!
>>9190315
you saw the filthy censored canuck version.
>>9190269
I think a lot of that reputation stems from their inability to hide what they do since it's all an interpreted language and markup, there's likely just as many people writing shitty stuff in anything else but you just can't see it
reminds me of josh from 8ch who was in charge of writing a new backend and client side for 8ch because hotwheels bloated his tinyboard source and mysql database was so ridiculously malformed that the servers couldn't handle the I/O on either the site or DB so they asked for 12k to develop a new system when they could have just used that money to buy a new server that would run the site well, instead this guy who claimed to be a "javascript expert" created a trash jquery based client side version of this site and a backend written in spaghetti PHP that was literally unable to run on the servers, he came up with an excuse and abandoned the site and disappeared
>>9190350
How censored?
>>9190398
i dunno. i just heard the canada eps are censored.
>>9190398
They censored all the commercials.
>>9190376
that's very funny
>>9190376
also
>implying shit devs know how to obfuscate their code
remember when trollface was a funny meme?
why does it make me want to gouge my eyes out and slam my face into the corner of my desk now
>>9190416
but those are the best part!
wait i just realized
if trollface makes me feel that way, then it also makes people who think i unironically use it feel like that
Alright, so long as we're bashing Karlie Kloss...
>>9190539
WAIT!!!
When I posted that the other day
I didn't fucking read the name of the person
did this fucking BITCH ACTUALLY POST THAT?
I thought it was a person just memeing some stupid shit but now I have a feeling this was actually serious just lmfao!!
>>9190569
just for the record, carmack himself commented
>//what the fuck
when he used that snippet of code in quake, and that not even he knows who wrote that code or how they did it
>>9190376
>I think a lot of that reputation stems from their inability to hide what they do since it's all an interpreted language and markup
It's partially that, but there's also some extra levels of stupidity. JS programmers are the kinds of people that would make libraries with maybe one or two functions, and then would make a large chunk of other libraries dependent on said libraries. See the left pad incident.
>>9190569
Supposedly, but I think she deleted the tweet.
do any of you have the /v/ edit of the barbie game dev book
>>9190622
while playing around a lot with nodejs i've sometimes found that some npm package for say, converting an IP into an integer, used some other npm package so when I installed it there were about 2-3 MB worth of code just to do this simple thing because a guy used a package that relied on another one which relied on another one, which in turn relied on about 5 or 6 other libraries that wanted to use 2 or 3 other libraries.
>>9190780
Derby day!
>>9190862
I am interested in your peanutes.
>>9190201
show me your buldge
>>9190874
anon pls
>>9190868
They talkin about horse baths n stuff for some reason.
What peanutes?
The horse track is muddy.
>>9190956
>texas nuts
looks like peanuts to me
i can tell by the shells and having seen quite a few peanuts in my time
>>9190897
seriously
show me
i want to notice it
>inb4 they aren't peanuts
wtf are they then
>>9190970
Oh... when'd those get there? RACES ARE HAPPENING!
>>9190971
lol anon you're being lewd
are you watching the horse races?
did you really bet on them?
>>9191026
and you're being a prude
no
i don't watch it until the main event
all wasted time until then
im getting a manicure at the spa and watching some premier league, have money riding on everton
What if I am a prude?
>everton
I was not aware that you were into soccer.
>>9190780
Huh...
Well here's an ipToInteger function that's only 132 bytes in size...
function ipToInteger(a){return a.split(".").map(function(a,b,c){return parseInt(a)<<(3-b<<3)}).reduce(function(a,b){return a+b},0)}
>>9191233
Then we would have to do something about that..
I am into using my sports results book from the future to make bukubux
>>9191248
>visual basic is a large spoon
Isn't visual basic that language that relies on a 200+ MB framework that needs to be installed on your system in order for the program you made to work?
In that case VB should be a giant 15ft tall spork that's so heavy a single person would have difficulty using it for anything practical.
also lmao @ php fuck php
>haskell is mushroom world
JUST LMFAO
what's the difference between delphi and c/c++? a lot of people at a forum i use tend to use that a lot for some reason...
>>9191359
tell me who to bet on so i can make bukubux too
>>9191422
i already said
>>9191433
>>9191446
wdsmbt
>>9191472
>wdsmbt
>s
nothing, i just wasn't thinking straight
are you even capable of thinking straight
>>9191649
No!
>>9191649
anon pls
>>9191422
Classic Empire, Battle of midway, Patch and thunder snow.
>>9191707
thought so
McKracken and Irish War Cry also have good odds, don't know if they're good horses. Gunnevera's owner was kidnapped twice in his life. Battle of midway's owner is a great trainer but has had lots of bad luck over the years, patch is missing an eye and the favorite is always dreaming.
Patch blinks with his missing eye sometimes. It's pretty neat.
Long shot is Soneteer.
Not sure why you fellows aren't taking Always Dreaming seriously. It will be your downfalls
>>9191909
Favorite almost never wins. Classic Empire's odds are great too. It's easier to call this stuff from the track.