Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>No best friend thread
>>9181489
You will have to settle for mine.
Nick only lieks boys who do archery?
Dude, I have a mongolian recurve bow! I'm pretty good with it!
>>9181211
Time for me to work big strong retard guy. Later.
>They are still in the other thread
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
Damn.
HA HA
>>9181852
good, this thread is better off without disgusting skitties.
>>9182019
skitty/reece is a nice pony he posts yellow quiet and sleeps in a basket
>>9182083
Reece is dead.
>>9182181
no! Reece is still in there somewhere. Skitty can come back, he can become Reece again!
imgur.com/oKkTMFO
>>9182236
Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.
https://i.imgur.com/oKkTMFO.png
What is this imgur spam?
>>9182350
theres still a good boy in him, I know it.
https://i.imgur.com/oKkTMFO.png
>>9182455
Almost done. Don't worry.
Hi
>>9182484
are your words too good for me?
Okay, done.
>>9182525
You're one of the few people here deserving of them.
>>9182544
*unzips taco*
>>9182567
*zips taco back up*
>>9182559
eris discord pls
what's your favorite show?
>>9182602
Fringe.
Say it is Adventure Time to gain his favor.
>>9182600
I'm sorry... I'll just pack my taco back up and go now..
>>9182567
*notices your buldge*
>>9182612
hmm.. now im going to think the next time they ever say something i feel we could relate on or that they like something i like, im gonna remember this and it's going to feel like this is happening. that also applies to you now.
>>9182626
Thank you. I've hope you've learned a valuable lesson.
>>9182662
I assure you I coincidentally like everything you do.
THANKS A LOT DARWIN
HE ALREADY THOUGHT I WAS SUSPICIOUS BEFORE THIS
Warframe is eating up my day
>>9182666
yes
i'll spare my tacos from meating their fate at your face
:3
>>9182684
What else is there to do?
Fuck you niggers.
>>9182694
Aside from shitposting here, not much else, honestly
>>9182711
This is why we bully Skitty.
>>9182704
if dubs burn your scrote with that and post pics. you wont even feel it as high as you probably are
>>9182687
Th-thanks? Y-You too?
>>9182679
>>9182673
lol
yall are funny
>>9182734
No, you are funny.
>>9182725
that and he really deserves it. its fun when he screeches on vocaroo!
>>9182734
I am hilarious. Thanks for noticing.
>>9182725
But I don't want to bully skitty
>>9182755
You may bully me.
>>9182755
You can bully Skitty, Pasta. I believe in you.
>>9182762
I don't want to bully you either
>>9182777
What about me?
>>9182777
How do you expect to assert thread dominance? This is like jail. Hit someone in the fucking face with a metaphorical chair.
>>9182783
..Probably not
>>9182777 checkt
No, Pasta. You must learn to bully everyone. Mark your territory.
>>9182791
I do that like all the time, so am I alpha?
>>9182811
Yes. You are from the streets.
>>9182791
>>9182808
I'm not a very dominant person, obviously
>>9182822
Hm. What are we going to do with you?
>>9182822
We'll teach you how to establish dominance.
>>9182821
Not fuggin accurate
i'm from the ranchlands
>>9182852
I was unaware that they have Jews there.
>>9182837
I dunno, what are you gonna do with me
>>9182847
I don't know if I want to do that
>>9182862
Do you really think I'm a jew?
>>9182811
you are the subbiest cuteboy here, reece. dont try to play.
>>9182847
yeah we gotta toughen him up,.
>>9182882
Keep you the way you are.
>>9182885
I told you before that you sound Woody Allenish sometimes.
>>9182896
FUCK OFFF YOU MENTALLY ILL SHEBOON
>>9182882
Nah, trust me. You want to~
>>9182905
Interrogator?
>>9182808
This desu. And one should remember: there's more than one way to bully. For instance -- I act incredibly lascivious to people just to get them riled up.
>>9182955
How to be lascivious?
>>9182914
even in all caps, this is barely an insult compared to what you used to come up with. if you need a huig that badly you could just ask for one nicely.
>>9182955
bullshit you're just a perve
you even made an IRC channel that operated as your personal dungeon where you feasted on new people in /b/read
you literally just used /b/read as your personal lake waters where you sat idlely fishing for new users so you could poke your head out, real them into your dungeon and have "pretend sex" with them
>>9182728
I'll eat your scrote for dinner, dipshit.
>>9182941
>>9182896
>>9182955
Ow fuck I turned my electric toothbrush on to soon and got toothpaste in my eye
>>9182998
>>9183036
I bet you would. Come on, burn yourself and post pics. I dare you. Pussy. Come on, fucking do it. Rub that ciggy into your arm.
>>9183022
CABN WE HAVE PRFETEND SEXCKS SKITTY PLESX?
Yes. The electric toothbrush.
the gum is stuck
help
>>9183022
He's been helping me...
>>9183060
so you have an extra clean eye
i don't see a problem
>>9183060
did you try putting it on your nipples? thats how youre sposed to do it.
>>9183044
first step: watch pic related and do everything Joe Pesci does except for the part about getting shot in the face so he cant have an open coffin at the funeral. Skip that part.
>>9183069
One word
Peanut Butter
Actually it's two
>>9183061
heck no
>>9183079
toothpaste does not feel good when you get it in the eye.
>>9183093
how does that help even
>>9183104
does it taste good to your eye?
>>9182993
Really, just start flirting with people in a manner that most people would find uncomfortable.
>>9183022
Well yes, I have also hit on people for lewd cyber sex, but I also do it to get people riled up. Really, it depends upon the mood I'm in.
>>9183117
I don't have taste buds on or near my eye.
>>9183106
When I was 8 and I got gum stuck in my hair my momma said to put peanut butter in the gummed hair.
And also you like peanut butter
>>9183098
i unzip my pants. i didnt wear udnerwear today because i had secs wit hthat taco earlier so im still ready to go and plus my dick is SPICYT PORK FLAVER!~
>>9183127
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>9183122
>>9183130
oh
>>9183164
>no bulge
>>9183164
For a second I thought her leg in the back was a dick
>>9183176
>>9183187
She looks like a cat almost.
kiss mee!!
except blewberry
SCRAM!
You are so fucking gay sometimes.
>>9183222
Not really.
>>9183219
I'll kiss your arm to make it better
If it still hurts
>>9183243
All the time?
it kinda hurts here too
>>9183222
He's just in heat again. Nothing to be concerned about.
Fucking japs don't know how to properly tag their shit.
>>9183164
That's the spirit!
>>9183280
skitty pls~
>>9183282
rude
>>9183298
>>9183258
Uhh... that's not what I meant..
>>9183061
I'll find you and kill you. You shit eating faggot.
?
>>9183331
ミ●﹏ミ
>>9183323
Getting more Nanachis and checking the "made in abyss" and they can't be bothered to add a "Nanachi" tag so I don't have to go through a bunch of crap I don't care about
>>9183324
A little less to my fetishes.
>>9183219
*KISSES YOU PASSIONATELY ON THE LIPS AND LETS A LITTLE SPIT DRIBBLE THROUGH MY SLIGHTLY PARTED LIPS INTO YOUR MOUTH BUT ONLY JUST A LITTLE AND YOU CAN SPIT BACK INTO MY MOUTH IF YOU WANT*
>>9183369
And then give them to me.
>>9183340
i miss twihaze, his insane drunken rambles were amusing
we lost a good poster moving from 8ch
fortunately though we did lose reece so that evens things out and makes it all ok
>>9183369
>Nanachis
wot that
>>9183362
is that a rainy sunset at the beach or a windy sunset at the beach?
>>9183324
>>9183392
>>9183365
>>9183373
Ohh? And what are those?
>>9183408
Is a hurricane.
>>9183416
so that bunny lookin thing is a nachi?
What's it from?
>>9183391
>fortunately though we did lose reece so that evens things out and makes it all ok
Kek
>>9183419
>>9183431
why'd you post me a hurricane?
>>9183466
Because I want to rock you like a hurricane.
>>9183463
>>9183441
Do... do you know how to read or are you just skimming my posts?
>Interrogator turning up the sass
>>9183510
Same senpai.
>Reading posts
People still do this?
>>9183500
>>9183461
you know if you take pictures holding your phone sideways it'll post it in the correct orientation.
>>9183518
what
>>9183501
Yes, going with that.
>>9183391
twili just went bacjk to jail for a bit. he'll be back
>>9183556
>>9183565
No se qué vergas dijiste.
>>9183518
>>9183576
>>9183419
>Pillow biting
>Femdom (pegging, face sitting/forced cunnilingus, gay in front of girls)
>Role reversal/switching (I'm particularly a fan of 69)
>Crossdressers/traps
>Impregnation
That's off the top of my head.
>>9183604
Eyyy puto!
>>9183572
He won't know where the thread is.
>>9183600
wdhmbt = what did he meant by that
>>9183617
>gay in front of girls
wots this
im bored
>>9183626
I am not au courant with the coolspeak. :c
>Dried Pasta + Urshula OTP
I'd ship it.
and sleepy...
>>9183617
>face sitting/forced cunnilingus
>>9183617
>(I'm particularly a fan of 69)
Noice
>>9183618
>>9183649
>>9183622
if we'd told him he wouldnt have remembered anyhow, he can probably barely remember his own name half the time.
>>9183642
come play lightsabers with me
>>9183617
Excellent. Now come to bed with me pls~
>>9183639
This, essentially.
>>9183617
i like biting my pillows, fuk them
>>9183667
Kek
>>9183663
>>9183691
confused
>>9183644
dude i like.. really feel like i remember you using that same acronym
>>9183683
Maybe in a bit. I need to take a shower first.
>>9183617
>tfw too tall and not feminine looking enough to pull off being a trap
>>9183727
I am sure I never have.
>>9183733
>wanting to look like a female
>>9183718
Like you're made into a little bitch while a girl is watching you, I guess.
>>9183733
Eh, do it anyways. Someone will fuck you.
>>9183753
>>>>NOT
>>9183758
weird
>>9183728
I'll be waiting for you~
>>9183785
>HE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL
JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF JUST LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF @ YOU LMAO
LOL FAG
>>9183733
fag
>>9183815
I am a girl irl tho. :3
>>9183753
I'm too masculine looking to pull it off anyway
>>9183758
You're probably right
>>9183815
its 2017 people can identify as any sex they like, even made up ones that arent real. dont you jack off to pictures of ladyboy reindeer?
>>9183615
>>9183839
Oh.. Well... im sorry
>>9183839
>I'm an old hag irl tho :^)
>>9183863
I forgive you.
>>9183881
Is this part of your plan to get me to post pictures of myself to disprove this?
>>9183839
There are no girls here.
>>9183868
but...
>>9183884
i mean i'm sorry for your unfortunate situation
didn't know things were that bad
>>9183894
>>9183909
Things are just not working out. Now will you buy me that 4chan pass?
>tfw no horsemom to sit on my face
>>9183884
Of course not, why would I want to see something like that?
>>9183906
what if i was a girl
>>9183926
only if you buy me a tablet
>>9183933
Oh, right, I forgot you only ask dudes to post themselves.
>>9183916
>>9183946
Your boyfriend is buying you one.
>>9183937
I'd go to Texas and give you a good pounding.
>>9183952
>Implying that Skitty is gay
>>9183952
no he's not
>>9183963
She is a girl.
>>9183947
If we had any real female posters I'd be asking them too and it's not like I'm asking for dick pics.
>>9183967
Dump him.
>>9183951
>>9183927
SOL?
>>9183994
WOW INTERROGATOR SO DEFENSIVE
>>9183994
Pretty sure Lora is female...
LMAO
>>9184005
>>9183997
>implying i'm a materialistic person
>>9184010
Are there any other knights with major mommy issues?
I am out of the shower. It is now fap o'clock.
>>9184035
>>9184012
>>9184045
But you only tolerate me when I buy you things.
>>9184064
I bet you do not even get erections while playing Nekopara like a normal heterosexual male.
>>9184061
>>9184059
>>9184059
>not fapping before/in the shower
>>9184090
>>9184066
wat
no im just making your request impractical
>>9184105
>>9184087
The erections are why I still haven't finished it yet.
>>9184093
Needs genitalia.
>>9184100
No. I am clean. Therefore I must make myself dirty again.
>>9184050
HUGGU! I missed ya buddy!
HEY EVERYPONY LOOKIT SOLE'S BACK!
>>9184134
Disgusting. Those girls are 13.
I love how Eris always laughs without explaining anything.
>>9184119
>>9184163
>>9184161
They're legal in cat girl years.
>>9184193
Sure, whatever you say, fucking pedo.
Says Darwin.
>>9184155
>>9184181
>>9184205
>posts LoL pedo bait all the time
>>9184209
hahahawhahaah and hhoyu thought i was going to be gone forever?!
>>9184228
I will have you know Lulu is hundreds of years old.
>>9184224
>>9184159
I never really left, I just come and go. I'm not too interested in 1/2chan desu senpai.
>>9184235
Hey, how's it going? Feelling better?
>>9184359
>>9184235
are you intoxicated?
>>9184372
woke up still drunk and it is a feeling that is good to me
>>9184224
Better.
>>9184237
>>9184388
yes but the post i had previously made was just an exaggeration to get attention
>>9184388
the spelling/typing errors were and are real, i just didn't fix them that time and i might miss one or two
>>9184402
>>9184387
>>9184422
you fucking better judge me
>>9184400
>Best friend is getting concupiscent
Wowwee.
>>9184401
I guess I learned a lot about you today.
>>9184440
>>9184437
>>9184468
>>9184463
Is something wrong Darwin?
>>9184478
All these missed buns!!!!!!!
>>9184478
>>9184492
No, I just had not seen you being like that before.
>>9184492
l-lets compare penis sizes
>>9184507
>>9184533
Around 6 inches.
>>9184509
It's not often you see me posting porn, is it
>>9184513
>>9184573
>>9184596
>>9184598
>>9184558
aww geez mine is like 4.8 inches
>>9184610
>>9184671
>>9184619
just get good with your mouth and you might be fine
>>9184573
This is the first time, other than when I asked you to provide samples of what you like.
>>9184720
I think I've posted porn sometime before that
It is rare for me to though
That was good.
>>9184727
>>9184619
really? ouch
>>9184762
yall are some turbo faggots
>>9184740
It is peculiar.
>>9184755
What'd you jack to?
>>9184781
How is your flirting with Nick going in the other thread?
>>9184771
Maybe Darwin is uncomfortable. Maybe we should stop...
>>9184781
Tell me something I don't know
>>9184782
in a good way, or a bad way
fist me aney
>>9184802
Good, I guess? Certainly not bad.
>>9184825
I mostly asked in case I was making you uncomfortable, like >>9184798 Ursh said
>>9184783
Futatwi.
>>9184848
We had someone post pictures of himself sticking his dick in a taco earlier. Believe me, making me uncomfortable is not easy.
>>9184860
Ah right..
I suppose that's true
>>9184858
Did someone say marecock?
>>9184881
Do not stop on my account, though. Also, new thread.
would u hold my hand in front of others or are you too scared?
>>9184916
I think we're done posting porn for now, also, I'll get on it
>>9184920
Would you hold your mom's hand in front of others?