HG thread
>>9178914
i will do literally anything the next person to host tells me to
>>9178965
Intriguing
5th UID
Post HG caps while we wait.
Oh fuck guys, internet sucks, I'll get things set up again.
BBotBB 2 incoming
>>9178976
what are your talents boi
>>9179010
i have no talents
>>9179001
>>9179001
>>9179017
here's my request then
get out of my sight
>>9179001
>>9178924
No, that's my imposter probably.
>>9178843
thaaanks!
Is the guy collecting copypastas here?
No matter what you post, nothing will ever beat this.
>>9179001
'aight
>>9179001
>>9179075
stupid dog
>>9179085
Nice
>>9179085
clever
>>9179001
This will never be topped
I only got this
>>9179118
I want to fuck Mami
>>9179001
>I have a lot
>>9179001
A classic.
B R O C K ' S
B A T T L E
O F
T H E
B I G
B O I S
T W O ( 2 )
GIMME 36
>>9179160
Reese Chloris
>>9179160
Reigen Arataka
>>9179160
Gascoigne
>>9179160
a man
>>9179160
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9179160
Len
>>9179160
Starman
>>9179160
Saki
>>9179160
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9179160
Billy Gunn
>I've got it all
>>9179160
Sliver Queen
>>9179160
Astolfo
>male
>>9179160
Night Dog
>>9179160
Luluco
>>9179160
Fluorette
>>9179160
Suz
>>9179160
Paco the Macho Mexican
>>9179160
Eggman-kun
>>9179160
Mayor of Cantown
>>9179160
Kyubey
>>9179160
Lenny
>>9179160
Ruby Gloom
>>9179160
Peach
>>9179160
Merak
>>9179160
Großdeutsches Reich
>>9179160
Captain Luna
>>9179160
Iria
>>9179160
Eric Roberts
>>9179160
lol look at him
>>9179160
Mystery Man
>>9179160
Eric Andre
>>9179160
Lucy
>>9179160
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>9179160
Lana's mom
>>9179160
Shota
>>9179160
Exterminator
>>9179160
Utsutsu
>>9179160
Hinata Wakaba
>>9179160
Ash Crimson
>>9179160
Teacher Bun Bun
>>9179213
>>9179160
Haru
>>9179213
>>9179245
this picture is so fucking gross
>>9179278
>W-Why? I think it's cute.
>>9179302
Volemort nose
baggy ass eyes
hell his right eye should be showing cause of how the glasses are riding up on his head but instead they're implying that hes got eyes on his forehead
also did i mention the glasses are ugly
and the a e s t h e t i c background
>>9179257
how he get in the plane lol
>>9179320
Shut the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrtbSvtVaaY
>>9179160
Sergeant Feels
It'll be a couple mins before I can get this thing running, stay tight.
What was the biggest meme ship HG ever had?
Hardmode: No Hoshion
>>9179385
You and me, Anon.
>>9179385
me x you
>>9179385
iiya
>>9179385
>
>>9179323
>Well, shit, the more I look at it...
>>9179404
Wasn't big
Really fucking annoying though
>>9179407
its especially those glasses
the other stuff is passable but god those glasses are hideous
Hey Beter
>>9179385
Kamina x Sanya
>>9179427
Alright little bro c'mere lemme tell ya something..........this world is hard.........and jokin around aint gonna do nothin to help ya so wise up........ya think ya bein funny buts its rly just you bein sutpid...I aint no meme and I aint never gonna be a meme...........
>>9179410
At least we got this out of it.
>>9179385
Spike x Sunset
Koala x Duncan
Valentine x Cody
Alma x Sex
KK x LF
Assgore x Rin
Katio x Ramlethal
Russia x Vodka
>>9179448
I seriously miss when you used Sanya.
SANYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9179471
I miss Koala x Duncan
iyya?
>azwaa
>>9179471
>Assgore
>x Rin
>>9179471
Spike and Sunset was an actual ship though.
I mean, it was also a massive meme, but still.
>>9179473
Now ya might think this is funny to say but its really not pal...........
>>9179385
Yuu x Peko
>>9179385
Kamina x Yoko
>>9179410
At first it was funny, then it got sad, then it got pretty funny again.
>>9179501
something something "greatest ship ever" or some shit like that
This is just one of his posts, but really any could be taken as a shining example of what not to allow on the new board.
Kamina is OOC cancer in it's purest unfiltered form and even if he does host, he does far
more harm than good with the way he plays his characters. Samefagging as Eila in order to "cuck himself as a ploy to garner as much negative attention(Which he enjoys wholeheartedly) along with whatever sophomoric antics he decides to pull at the expense of whichever game may be going on. One of my very own games was more or less completely derailed by his behavior. He and any behavior similar to his should be strictly prohibited. He is the antithesis of everything good about the games.
What would the theme song of HG be?
>>9179544
OUR QUEEN JUNKO IS BACK
>>9179544
100% on the money
i'm going to cuck kamina out of his ships i swear to god
>>9179558
https://youtu.be/TBfWKmRFTjM
That's it, Hosh? That's all you've got? Talking shit when I'm not here, and dropping the topic the minute I show up in the thread?
I'm kind of sick of it, to be entirely honest, having to come in here to defend myself from the Lie of the Day(tm) you came up with again and again with your underage buddy and the guy that lasted even less days in bootcamp than you did.
I get that you miss me, and the wonderful times we had together. Don't take that impotent rage out on me, though. This is the last post (promise, to all you Rin-fans out there! <3) you'll ever see from me regarding you. I'm done with it, call me whatever names you want. You do you, kiddo. You know the truth, and that's what really matters. The only reason that any of this happened was because of you.
If what you're saying is true (which I highly doubt), then we should have no further issues. You play those characters you love, host those games everyone totally adores, and don't ever need to talk about me again. Think you can do that?
Good boy.
>>9179571
DON'T
>>9179583
>This is the last post (promise, to all you Rin-fans out there! <3) you'll ever see from me regarding you.
lol yeah
>>9179471
>>9179482
...
>>9179605
Hi Dunkey :3
>>9179597
bitch i might
>>9179558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I10gwVEoRRc
Vraeth x Kellogs
Whatever happened to the autistic duo? And who were they?
>>9179614
Kill yourself you fucking autist, that ship was cancer and you and I both know it.
>>9179558
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s
>>9179666
Nah it was fun
>>9179558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdD9tw7PejQ
>>9179666
Calm yourself, Satan.
You still alive,host?
TAB
TAB
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>9179733
>This dude knows what's up.
>>9179748
TAB!
>throws you a tab can
>>9179733
DAB
DAB
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>9179789
Stop it, you're scaring me.
>>9179775
>You dive out and snatch the can out of midair like Bret Farve in his prime.
>Great catch, even greater reward.
>>9179558
https://youtu.be/yjg6flu3zuc
For the get posts
>>9179789
>The Inkling is ashamed to be part of the same race as that squid idol.
>>9179828
Brett Favre threw the ball though
>>9179855
Is host kill again?
>>9179864
>You apologize on behalf of the half-asleep idiot who struggled to make the simplest of similes.
>>9179855
I hate you.
>>9179882
>You suggest Randy Moss for future catching similes
>>9179890
I love you
OH GOD GUYS I'M SORRY
I DIDNT' EXPECT TO BE GONE SO LONG
>>9179891
>This name has no use to you, but perhaps it may come in handy for someone more sports-inclined.
>>9179897
>>9179906
Why must you make things so difficult.
>>9179897
>>9179890
Back off they're mine
>>9179919
Aren't you supposed to be in Bel-Air?
>>9179912
He caught the ball
SWAPS
CORRECTIONS
MAKE IT QUICK I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS AND START IT QUICK
>>9179943
Thank fuck
>>9179927
I'm a more charismatic version of Will Smith.
>>9179943
Swap
>>9179201
>>9179362
>>9179943
Huh? There's a game going on? Huh; I completely forgot about it. Alright, let's get going.
I would like to apologize for the wait, by the way.
>>9179943
Why are you changing names? I entered as "lol look at him," not "Quacker."
>>9179943
Swap
>>9179208
>>9179967
>>9179979
No need to apologize, Mister Brock.
>>9179983
You can't swap someone who's dead.
>>9179943
Get on with it.
>>9179940
>Such athletic prowess.
>Such majestic form.
>Such black skin.
>You know what you must become. You must try to become Randy Moss.
>And hey, you already have a head start with that third point.
>>9179943
>You are READY to become the greatest ball-catcher in existence this game. No one will stop you, except literally everyone else.
>>9179875
Vert?
>>9180000
I can hear you thinking still.
>>9180000
Nice death quads you got there.
LET'S
DO
THIS?!?!?!?!?!
>>9180049
Time to get going! ...Wonder what I should try to do first?
>very high death rate
>no deaths on day 1
okay then
>>9180049
>Who da man?
>You da man.
>Da killingest man.
>Ain't no one can take that away from you.
>>9180015
>>9180049
Alright you got me, I'll make you proud.
>>9180048
Why thank you Mister Eric.
>>9180094
Yeah sometimes the "Very High" death rate's effy.
>>9180094
We can't find anyone? Really? The match just started though...
>>9180094
>This cat is somehow less autistic than the one who couldn't talk besides saying "Nyuu."
>You don't think about this too hard.
>>9180107
You had better reach second place.
>>9180118
I'll try.
Talking cats?!?!?!
>Peace on night 1
This is either high or very high, cmon man
So is there a reason we haven't had many games lately? T-Tell me we still have a decent amount of hosts.
>>9180169
>>9180169
>You have crossed this Mayor for the final time.
>It's Doomsday for A Man.
Not many people responding to the slides huh?
>>9180169
No need to fire up on me, Lenny.
>>9180171
Some people aren't feeling it?
>>9180186
Kingdom Hearts III is looking good
>>9180191
>>9180169
>>9180094
There is only so much that one can do while loafing about while camouflaged.
>>9180191
I-I got writer's block...
>>9180191
>people aren't responding to what's basically a default game
oh fuck someone sound the sirens
>>9180171
Can't force them to host. I miss their games though.
furry spies
also more triumphantly killing
>>9180221
Wee-Woo-Wee-Woo-Wee-Woo!
How many normal hosts are we missing nowadays?
>>9180169
Fine screw you, I'll just use the fire guest for warmth.
>>9180191
I'm not that good at rp, so i don't do it much.
>>9180191
The host is going a bit fast
Plus all my ava images are on my phone which is charging
>>9180221
But you don't RP anyway.
>>9180171
Vert and Garnet are buckled down working on their codes, Reigen hasn't been feeling it lately, dunno what happened with Mokou, I've been trying my best but I've been on-and-off busy.
>>9180228
>You try to impress the group by throwing a piece of fruit in the air and then catching it in your efforts to become RANDY MOSS.
>You fail miserably.
Yuno please host after this
>>9180228
Being divided amongst two is hardly a strain, yes? Please, keep it all for yourselves.
>>9180228
We should bake cookies, everyone will come out to get it, then our hunt will be done.
>>9180235
Mokou
Vert
>>9180228
>He walks along, completely oblivious to the fact that he's being tailed.
>>9180228
wait...what happened to peach?
>>9180289
they're still there you fucking retard
>>9180221
I just picked one from the public domain list, man. I can't create a goddamn 1000 event game in a day.
Eventually, I will, though.
>>9180304
I just needed some materials to make the cookies.
>>9180304
>You are absolutely INFURIATED.
>How dare this gravedigger not give you the sacred warmth of fire. Doesn't she know who you are?
>>9180304
Ok, take it easy. I was just wondering if there was anything you needed for the night, that's all.
>>9180304
Under normal circumstances I'd be more than happy to share warmth and company with someone else.
This, however, is not normal circumstances. And I'm afraid I cannot allow you to continue, so please leave, before something drastic happens.
Does /trash/ support sound webms?
Waifu squad on the loose!
>>9180342
Nope.
>>9180342
no
>>9180304
>Proceeds to destroy his competitors supplies along with his camp while screaming
>>9180344
>>9180344
>He catches it and gives Sarge a look of confusion
Uh, thanks? I don't really use any guns though.
>>9180374
Didn't you have a fucking gun earlier?
>>9180344
>You feel entirely unsafe just being around these two.
>You ditch them as soon as possible
>>9180387
Why thanks for the compliment.
>>9180387
Huh? No I didn't...
>>9180344
>>9180369
Yes, well, I...suppose that that's a fine way of saying that there's nothing here of worth.
>>9180387
>Fluorette doesn't say a word in her silent vigil, happily taking the others' shifts as well. It doesn't look like she sleeps often anyways.
>>9180387
>It takes every ounce of your strength to not use A Man as a human punching bag.
>You'll never forget the sight of those destroyed cans.
>>9180369
You'll be right back.... right?
>>9180438
Boo.
>>9180438
As I said with that last group I traveled with, really, there's no need to concern yourselves with supplies for me.
...Luckily for you, I doubt that a duck takes up much in need for feed, as well.
>>9180438
Splitting among three people... Doesn't look like things will end equally here, how should we split this stuff up?
No war here, boys! TIME TO SOCIALIZE!
>>9180438
>You're not comfortable being in groups anymore after the previous two. Go figure.
>>9180496
They all seem nice.
>>9180494
>>9180489
Two people, one of which doesn't need food...and a duck, actually.
>>9180489
How about we just give him some bread? You sure you don't need anything by the way?
>>9180496
I'll take the third shift. Be careful while keeping watch, ok?
Congratulations to one lucky person, who was sent home today!
>>9180538
>He gets bonked the head by a stick from the person who was stalking him before.
Ow... Hey, what'd you do that for?
>>9180538
>While still wary of everyone, you cannot pass up the opportunity to go into a SUPER SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FOR STUPENDOUS PEOPLE.
You know, you'd think that Sarge could do much better in a war environment.
>>9180556
You know, being underground means that nobody can hear you scream. Some people have learned that the hard way with me.
>>9180585
https://youtu.be/bX7V6FAoTLc
>>9180585
>Come back after doing whatever
>See this slide
It could've been worse, could've died in bloodbath. At least I didn't though.
>>9180514
>>9180512
Oh, yes, entirely. This, ah...well, it's a complicated matter. But yes, I'm entirely certain I don't need it, really.
>>9180538
Well, this is certainly one of the more embarrassing things I've been asked of me.
>>9180585
>You cannot wait to be a metaphorical ball-catcher star.
>>9180610
>pets
You did what you could, that's what matters the most.
>>9180626
That'll have to wait.
The problem wasn't being underground, it was being aboveground.
>>9180644
Can I be a mime instead?
>>9180644
>This was so utterly stupid that if stupid was written on every atom on every grain of sand in the Sahara desert, it would not even equal one one-millionth of the amount of stupid that led you to make this decision. Stupid, stupid, STUPID.
>>9180644
Don't you worry! I-I'll make it quick, I promise.
>>9180585
>He checks his net trap for food, but finds something unexpected
Whoops! Sorry about that, I was just trying to catch a rabbit or something. Didn't mean to catch you!
>Sora let's him down
Go ahead and get a free hit on me if you wa-
>>9180644
>>9180619
>He shrugs his shoulders
Alright, if you say so. I'll just take my stuff and see you later.
>>9180677
Here's a can to cheer you up, Sir.
To be real for a second, Ruby Gloom never airing in America is one of those mandela-like things for me. I know it's true, but I just can't believe it.
>>9180687
I hope you got your sweet release.
>>9180696
Sorry, but I kinda keep you from spilling beans before the coppers get me, you know what I'm saying?
THE BEAST
REVEALS WHO DIES AT THE FEAST
Wait, Ruby isn't dead? What an awfully written event.
>>9180694
>You grab the can and instantly forget how stupid you were.
>Too bad the rest of us won't.
>>9180749
Sorry mister, but you know how it goes.
>>9180749
The event's written fine.
>>9180772
I guess I should have saw that, but it should be worded better desu.
>>9180786
Maybe "but" instead of "and" would do the trick.
>>9180687
Not in a sociable mood, sir? Very well, I'll not keep you.
>>9180749
My heart never was in this...
>>9180786
I don't really want to eat any animals.
Alright I'm back from a phone call, what did i mi-
>>9180438
Oh I'm dead, back to being a silent asshole then.
It seems this will end soon...
>>9180822
Rooting Mookoo
>>9180822
Boom goes the red heads.
Good game.
>>9180832
Have a nice dream.
You wanna know who won, don't you?
>>9180878
Yes
>>9180878
Not really
>>9180878
yes
>>9180878
dat neck fat tho
>>9180878
Mhm.
WELL HERE'S WHO WON DAMNIT
>>9180896
It's more of a muscular neck.
>>9180900
This is what I imagine a genderbent Suz looks like
>>9180915
Good Job.
Thanks for hosting!
THANK YOU ALL FOR LETTING ME HOST
CONGRATULATIONS SLIVER QUEEN
>>9180915
Oh...
>>9180943
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for the match.
>>9180943
Putting them all in one? smart.
>>9180943
>You give a thumbs-up to the winner and the host.
>>9180943
Sixth place...That's not bad at all! I'll get my second win in no time! Oh; and thanks for hosting.
>>9180943
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9180943
Thanks for hosting, Bork.
>>9180915
Of course.
>>9180943
We appreciate having been given the opportunity to add another victory to our collection.
>>9180956
>>9180935
>>9180965
Your congratulations are appreciated as well.
>>9180943
Seventh...well, that's certainly better than last time!
Congratulations to you, and my thanks for this trial.
Does anyone have a save file with these events or any others with a shitton of custom events?
Im fucking lazy and cant be bothered to do make custom events most of the time.
>>9179001
>>9180943
thanks for hosting m8
>>9180995
And thank you.
Post teams while we wait for the next round
>>9180943
Congratulations to the queen, and thanks for hosting brock, apologies for not playing along, I was busy with family stuff.
>>9180997
uhh it's called making your own events, or typing what you see on other people's slides...
I'm not giving you mine, I don't want my shit to go stale
>>9181033
They aren't the best, but I do find the new monSTAR edits and stories fun.
>tfw no more chainhosting like few weeks ago
>>9180997
https://pastebin.com/qUnZZqxb
>>9181022
>>9181068
Give it a week or two. These things occur in cycles.
>>9181022
>>9181068
Once Garnet, Vert, and Mokou get back to hosting, we'll probably see hosting queues again.
>>9181068
>tfw want to go on vacation and can't participate in chain-hosting
damn it
>>9181022
Best team
>>9181099
Hold on, let me get Hoshi and Yukine's entire rosters.
>>9181113
They still look like penises.
>>9181091
Were they really our only hosts?
>>9181099
>4 fucking months
Wew. Who are you?
>>9181134
No, but they've all pretty much stopped hosting; in Garnet's and Vert's cases, to finish their codes. I just named them because they've chainhosted prior. There's also myself, Seth, Yuno, Yukine, Lenny, Len, Reigen, Eric, Ruby, and now Brock.
>>9181187
Bert also has personal issues
>>9181187
faggot not naming me
>>9181099
Bullet Club
Sterling Archer
Bad News Barrett
Axel
Adachi
Crossfit Jesus
>>9181187
>Who are you?
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!
>>9181187
Cough ARCHER Cough
>>9180943
thanks for hosting yuno
>>9181022
Posting best team
>>9181217
HERE'S MY SHITTY TEAM AS WELL. FEEL FREE TO CALL THEM GAY, CAUSE THEY REALLY ARE.
THIS IS WHAT A FUCKING AV LOOKS LIKE, YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
>>9181217
Aranea > Vriska
>>9181235
>pet pet
>>9181239
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>9181187
What am I, chopped liver?
>I'm just joking pls dont hurt me
Also if you want me to chainhost I can go on ahead and do that. I'm kinda bored anyways and could use something to do.
>>9181195
I've heard of him having those, but I don't know anything about them.
>>9181201
>>9181218
I figured I missed a few people.
>>9181217
Oh, shit, what's up?
In a relevant tangent, I gave Homestuck another chance after 5 years and it is far better than I thought or ever gave it credit for.
>>9181226
>>9181187
Don't put me on here, I'm just the last choice host that dose shitty dead hours games at 4 am.
>>9181258
Hell no, Vriska a shit.
>>9181239
KARKAT>>>>>EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
AT LEAST UNTIL THAT SMUG FUCK NEUTERED EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IN THE FUCKING RETCON
>>9181267
>it is far better than I thought or ever gave it credit for.
IT"S FUCKING TRASH, I WANT TO DIE.
>>9181275
Not alot people host in super ded hours,it's nice that you do.
>>9181225
I'm not Yuno.
>>9181187
yay I'm an actual host now, maybe I can evolve into being a liked host
>>9181212
My, that sounds like a nice stable.
>>9181264
If you want to host go ahead. I'll probably go after you.
>>9181275
Still a host, though.
>>9181296
...I'm not IC right now, friend.
>You inform the troll that this is your style of being "in-character," whatever that means.
>>9181302
I'd say you're already liked.
>>9181276
PVP ME IRL
>>9181286
Yeah I gotta admit... That did really suck.
>>9181286
Hey
Thanks for Playing :^)
>>9181330
VRISKA IS SHIT NIGGA
SHIT
>>9181339
Story behind this?
>>9181286
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M STILL IN ACT 4
LET'S BLAST THROUGH WITH SONIC SPEED
>>9181369
Hussie released Act 7
/co/ reacted in pretty much the best way.
>>9181369
Homestucks final chapter I think
Judging by that image it seems like it sucked.
>>9181324
>You inform the troll that this is your style of being "in-character," whatever that means.
IT MEANS GO TO HELL.
>>9181333
>>9181339
CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS AND CALL ME VINCENT VON GAY
>>9181371
FINISH ACT 6 PART 1 THEN LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN. YOU WILL BE SATISFIED THAT WAY.