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Official pony thread.

If you see another one, redirect them here.
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I want to go swimming in Lulu.
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Normally when making a taco I load it up with beef, but we had some pulled pork so I used that instead. Not too much! Remember, my penis needs to fit in there!
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>>9177055
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...!
They are all those of 『in』.
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>>9177063
Why are you writing on a taco wrapper with a marker?
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>>9177063
i also wouldnt normally write on my taco, but this is cinco demayo so there are no rules today, we can do whatever we want to.
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after this it'll more like cinco de gayo amirite
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Oof.
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>>9177098
if I'm going to fuck this taco, I should at least learn its name first, right?

cheese and salsa next. im using pace picante
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this part is optional because some might want their skittyhole taco mild, but I like a bit of that spicy sweet smokey chipotle flavor, particularly on a pork taco, so I added some chipotle hot sauce. I'm used to hot stuff so I dont think it will hurt my dick too much, and it'll taste great! This is my favorite part!
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>>9176950
that's really disgusting..

I thought you said you were a chef
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He is going to fuck the taco, not eat it.
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>>9177226
He's a shitty chef.
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Daily reminder that he makes people food and actually charges for it.
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>>9177226
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>>9177234
Looks like hog slop and triggered my gag reflex.
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>>9177248
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>9177262
All I know is that it looks too clean to resemble any actual Mexican food.
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>>9177258
>he touched the slop with his dick

EW
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>>9177234
I never said I wasnt going to eat it.
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aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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This is the best thread I've been in all day.
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>>9177258
>>9177292
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>>9177258
We need a webm, and you need to finish inside and show results
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>>9177292
what if someone finds you doing that
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>>9177313
>>9177313
>>9177313
>>9177313
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>>9177292
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So glad I came to witness this....
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ah fuck
the absolute madman he actually did it
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>>9177334
They would probably ask for a bite.
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Hey guis what's going on in this th....
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I'm making mashed potatoes but blewberries taco is making me think twice about eating now
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>>9177328
dont get greedy.

>>9177334
I'd offer them a taco. They're tasty.

>>9177313
>>9177319
>>9177335
>>9177362
>>9177371
>>9177353
hahahaha
thanks guys, glad I could make this day interesting. Im going to get some tequila. My mouth kinda tastes like tacodick. This must be what Skitty's mouth tastes like all the time.
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actually i'm not making them, my moms making them, literally the first time she makes me food since 2017, this is an ok day
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I want to taste skitty's mouth
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>>9177400
Vaya con Dios.
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>>9177056
How's things?

>>9177226
One would think he'd look for one of those markers DESIGNED for writing on food, like these:
https://www.amazon.com/Gourmet-Writer-Decorator-Assorted-Colors/dp/B0012DMI1S
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>>9177383
howdy Canon = )
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>I come back to this
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>>9177413
consider potato pancakes if you have leftovers
it's the cool new way to eat potatoes that's taking the nation by storm
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>>Hey Ruby, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?
>I watched a friend jerk off into a taco
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>>9177445
Good. I'm gonna have a Git account ready by Monday for you.

How are you?
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>>9177505
this goes for all of us.

to be fair i closed my eyes when it happened
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>I came to this
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>>9177537
Did you really masturbate to this?
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>>9177563
My instinct is to playing along and say yes, but no, I did not.
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darwin x blewberry
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You cannot pin that one on me when he literally put his dick in a taco with your name on it.
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>>9177496
>telling the jew to eat latkes

>>9177505
hope you had fun, Rubles!

>>9177537
*blush, giggle*
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>>9177523
I am well. Taking my May from hell one day at a time.

>>9177529
You see, I'll watch it with eyes wide open.

>>9177605
Did you jizz into the taco yet?
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>>9177598
Something has made me terribly self-conscious about these things. I hope to resume normal behavior eventually.
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>>9177616
>Taking my May from hell one day at a time.
Projects?
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>>9177529
I'm eating a frozen pizza for cinco de mayo. Does that make me a racist?
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>>9177651
yeah, you douche!
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>>9177649

Yep. Got a presentation, a paper, and a program to make.

Also, I want to fuck that twi-butt.
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>>9177618
Understandable
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So God puts you at a table with buttons for every poster in this thread and you are required to press one of them.

Which one do you press?
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>>9177616
Naw I already finished eating it. It was hard to really enjoy the skittytaco cuz I didnt bother to heat up the pork and the chipotle sauce bothered my glans. Tasted good though, but maybe next time i'll add the hot sauce after I fuck it
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>>9177681
the button kills that poster by the way
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>>9177651

No, it just makes you lame. I have Barbacoa.
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>dick in a taco
>taco says skitty on it
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>>9177681

Darwin. I don't know him well enough to care about what happens to him.
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>>9177715
i'd press mine immediately.
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HA
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>>9177671

I'm sure you'll do fine. What are you presenting? Writing? Programming?
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>>9177725
like 10 minutes too early.
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All of trash slows down every time we're near a get
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>>9177681
all bread posters ever? if so, Twilihaze. if its just current ones? myself.everyone but haze is p much a better person than me and more deserving of life.

>>9177651
it makes you a rapist. especially when you post pictures of this awful rapist!
damn i wish Andy was around for new feminism. He could have so much fun!
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They should skip that particular post just to spite us.
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>>9177681
Just slam my hands against all the buttons until I hit my own button or no survivors remain.
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>>9177663
I'm pretty turned off to Mexican food right now. If he jizzes on some Italian food I'll never be able to eat again.
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>>9177777
>>9177777
>>9177777
>>9177777
>>9177777
>>9177777
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He's done it.
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>>9177777
Checkt
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>>9177777
noice
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I fucking did it
holy shit
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>>9177681
What does the button do? Kill a them?
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>>9177777
Impressive.
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Now it is time to shun him for stealing it away from us.
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>>9177807
>>9177688
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>>9177815
>oshino
who's oshino? your japanese bf?
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>>9177777
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>>9177777
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>>9177777
chekt
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>>9177777
Ch-checked!
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>>9177829
Google image it
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>>9177691
Can I get get maguey leaves. In America? Never heard of them.
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>>9177777
well done tiny friend!

>>9177768
>>9177753
>>9177728
well, three votes for suicide, good deal!
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>>9177829
A vampire loli from a terrible anime.

>>9177835
It is thread law.
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>>9177777
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>>9177850
meh
some faggy imaginary cartoon character
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>>9177823
Darwin I guess.
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PEDOS BTFO
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>>9177876
That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.
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>>9177871
It's his favorite, post at him with the images.
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>>9177777
At least it wasn't /hg/ cancer.
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>>9177753
He made a lot of people hate him when he started wrestling women.
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>>9177893
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>>9177898
ESL pedos btfo
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>>9177898
get out of our thread nigger
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>>9177811

>>9177903
He was hilarious. They'd crucify him for that today. And not figuratively either.
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>>9177803
Congratulations.
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>>9177898
your name says anonymous, but I should say "friend"
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>>9177898
>complains about 'hg invading their threads'
>invades every time anyone gets repeating digits
>>9178018
Thanks.
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>>9178020
Thanks
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>>9178034
And your name should say fuckbucket.
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>>9178074
YO U ALWAIYS DO THIS!
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>you will always be a filthy taco
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>>9178117

Mmm.... barbacoa tacos....

Skitty had the best idea.
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>>9178142
I wish I hadn't deleted my sci-twi folder.
really kinda fuckin miss it desu.
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>>9178089
Nuh uh.
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>>9178142
You made some?

What meat did you use?

It's really good...
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Why aren't you lot on /mlp/
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>>9178117
>a filthy taco with a dick inside of it.
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>>9178160
Why delete it in the first place
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>>9178160
I keep all of my twi in the same folder. No dedicated folder for sci twi.

>>9178168
Beef.
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>>9178172
We must be fuckin retarded!
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>>9178172
because this thread is irrelevant to that board.
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>>9178166
yuh huh.

>>9178193
I don't even remember.
probably to make space for more cat girls.

>>9178204
but she's the best version!
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>>9178172
from 2012-2017 i wonder how many people asked this same question

i feel like it's maybe in the 2-3 thousands
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>>9178214
Double nuh uh!
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>>9178204
>Beef.
You didn't make barbacoa tacos then...
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>>9178249
tell me what you see in your dreams.
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>>9178117
but youre *my* filrthy taco.

>>9178232
there have been quite a few, and I always tell them we'\re shitposting til we get /mlp2
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>>9178266

Well we pulled it from a recipe...
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>>9178341
What kind of beef did you use?

I was kidding but you make barbacoa with the meat that comes from the head of the cow, using other meat isn't the same..
usually the tongue or cheek meat
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Hey guys anybody want to talk trash about reece?

I'll start.

1) reece is dumb lol
2) he's a faggot
3) he's lame
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What is your obsession with Reece?
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Reece is gross and likes licking dirt aney holes
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>>9178404

I think it was just chuck. We're broke anyways.

>>9178434

1. He's a cutie
2. He has a nice butt
3. He's nice
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>>9178434
Who is Reece and why does he seem to be so important?
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>>9178447
You drunk or something? everything you need to know is in the letters retard

>>9178459
lmfao
>>9178470
DOING IT WRONG!!!
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>>9178509
There are plenty of people who display the same qualities, but you give them a pass.
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>>9178447
>>9178497
Skitty used to be Reece, though he'll deny it up and down.
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>>9178522
Like who?
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Ayy, dudes.
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>>9178584
Hey there
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>>9178581
Me.
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>>9178603
Last two finals are next week. I'd ask if you guys missed me, but I was never super active to begin with
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>>9178584
hey hey! did i post this for you yet?
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>>9178297
Ok, probably one of the ones I've been able to remember the longest was watching New York get flattened and pulverized by a multicultural alien society.
I remember walking through the streets of New York seeing the strangest massacre. Men and women holding onto each other in tuxedos and wedding dresses as couples, lying in the streets riddled with holes and gashes. I walked along the streets until I came up to Central Park.
I looked to the sky as I felt the ground start to shake. Thump Thump Thump! Looming above the treetops and some of the buildings was this great steel monolith on six legs. It had five holes at the front end of it facing towards the building next to me. I think it could have taken up an entire fourth of Central Park. Behind it was a second one.
As I watched these two massive machines folded in their legs and unleashed a barrage of missiles. One immediately struck a building adjacent to me, snapping the skyscraper in half. I dove into a conviently open storm drain and rushed into the sewers, which I guess were safe.
Eventually I came back to the surface to find the city I was in before wiped away, and replaced by some strange multi-species space faring society.
Earth had been demolished to make way for a new suburb, which to us would look like the largest metropolis ever conceived.
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>>9178584
Sup Finnik! Pasta got 7 quints >>9177777
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>>9178584
yo.

what's fly, my man?
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>>9178606
I don't know enough about reece to know if you're serious or not
>>9178612
You'll get through them, and then you can be active and shitpost with us
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>>9178497
Some poster who was a patron of this thread until we moved from 8ch /b/ to 4chan /trash/, he stayed on 8ch because he has some mental illness that makes him incapable of social interaction outside of a particular domain name

>>9178522
You like to use big words and and act mysterious a lot because you know some people find it alluring, yet sometimes you display this level of social stupidity that tells me you're more of a book smart kind of guy and really lacking in the street smart area. If you weren't so fucking autistic you would understand that bringing up people (especially under a negative light) typically brings out a self defensive side of people, the whole fucking point of it is to get said person to make an appearance. Didn't know you really were this stupid. guess now that said there is no point to continue, your legitimate social stupidity ruined my plan
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>>9178584
Bee
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>>9178655
Well, he does give me a pass sometimes.

>>9178658
None of what you typed is germane to the question.
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>>9178626
sounds cool as fuck.
desu.
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>>9178612
I always remember you as that guy who asks questions and the never comes back to respond to the answers given.
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>>9178658
Why did you feel the need to abandon your Reece persona when we left 8ch? I'll never understand that. Everyone liked you much better when you were Reece
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>>9178687
>What is your obsession with Reece?
Pretty sure it is relevant to your question.
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>>9178620
It's beautiful!
>>9178655
I'm seriously looking forward to this.
>>9178641
Just playing overwatch! you?
>>9178631
The sick gets!
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>>9178694
Yeah, then I was a celebrity known as "the last human" until I woke up.
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>>9178715
You described who he is, your goal of producing his presence, and none of that provides a reasonable account of why you feel the need to summon him to defend himself. The rest of that was your inane attempt at dismantling my psyche.
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>>9178719
yay!
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>>9178699
That is I
>>9178684
I heard it's hip to fuck them.
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>>9178719
not being a scrublord.

>>9178723
did you get to talk on alien degenneres?
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>>9178744
First and foremost, sorry, I wasn't really serious about what I said about you, I just like riling up people. Anyway, yeah, I like to peeve people sometimes if I could get them peeved enough to post here, it is a victory for me, but now they likely know this and I have lost because of you.
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>>9178805
Well, now I know.
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>>9178818
fkning faggoit
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>>9178836
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*speaks in tacos*
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>>9178845
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>>9178792
Post your battlenet tag.
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>>9178794
I never actually remember them talking to me. Just about me sometimes. The dream got really vague after watching flattened city. I think I was kidnapped by a bunch of native's rights activists from the alien zoo?
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>>9178858
nice!
gotta preserve aku!
truly a specimen to behold!
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pablo the filthy boytaco
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>>9178852
hug u
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Would you fuck a sexbot if she uses proprietary software?
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>>9178856
Buy me Overwatch.
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>>9178949
No
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>>9178966
I'm at work if you'd bother to read my posts.
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>>9178983
Would you be my friend if I was made out of proprietary software?
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>>9178986
Buy me a pass.
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>>9178998
i would
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>>9178874
They were made up of groups of aliens who also had their homeworlds destroyed, it was better than the dream I had where my hometown got nuked and demons started coming out to eat everybody left in burning melting city.
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>>9178998
Yes
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>>9179006
You would fuck anything apparently, even disgusting biohazardous blewbberry kitchen slop
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>>9179024
>>9179006
oh, wait, I thought you were answering my question but I see now you're FUCKING ANSWERING QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T MEANT FOR YOU

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AHHHHHHH
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>>9178579

Skitty couldn't be Reece. I have seen Reece's face. He doesn't have a mustache like Skitty does.
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>>9179024
i didnt say i'd fuck you, i said i'd be your friend
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>>9179007
metal as fuck!
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>>9178983
So does the bot need to be made of free and open source software before you put your dick in it?
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>>9179005
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>>9179058
I like my stache you fuck oiff
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>>9179058
what does he look like
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>>9179077
Preferably, yes.
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>>9179048
.... hug me?

>>9179058
Its like Superman taking off his glasses. Reece with a moustache = skitty.
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>>9179068
There was a point where I went to this hospital to look for medicine, and all the doctors rushed off to this one room to take care of a woman giving birth. Then the hospital exploded and a 100 foot tall demon came out of her.
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>>9178856
Bedfellow#1664
>>9178794
Teach me your ways.
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>Smokey has a job and money pester him to buy you stuff
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It must be you.
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>>9179139
start playing mobile games exclusively.
>>9179121
jesus fuck.
that's my boy!
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>>9179114
I'm going to buy you a stallman sexbot in that case.
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>>9177777
>ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chekt
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Should I go to sleep?
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>>9179100
And I like my mustache. I'm just saying that there's a clear difference between the two of you.

>>9179103
That's a well guarded secret. He does not have a mustache, however.
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>>9179242
>people can't shave
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>>9179240
Yes.
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>>9179240
no

>>9179242
bet he's an ugly cunt lol
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>>9179216
I'm dat boi
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>>9179220
Aww, that's so thoughtful :P

>>9179226
Hi CaNoN!
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>>9179252
I am a living testament to the fact that people cannot, in fact, shave. The hair just grows back.
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>>9179267
Hiya Urshula!
how's it going?
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>>9179266
O SHIT WHAT UP
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>>9179216
What about you man? Anything crazy ever happen in your dreams?
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>>9179267
im sleepy though..
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>>9179375
woops mislinked >>9179264
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>>9179307
I'm fine. Just chilling in the /b/read.

How're you doing?
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>>9179375
But I would really prefer if you didn't
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>>9179401
who are you
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>>9179397
Doin' a bit chillin myself as well you could say, might head to bed sooner or later.. it's been quite while since I could just chill and not worry about exams or assignments or projects lol
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>>9179447
Does it matter?
When did you wake up? I don't have a firm grasp on your sleep schedule at the moment.
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>>9179458
Must feel amazing! Enjoy it, because you've earned it!
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>>9179145
Only you.
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>>9179508
I hold different views on different people, the views and feelings I have for people are formed by my perception of their character, things they say and how they act. So idunno, I guess.
I think it was like 12 cause i stayed up late but i had been getting up quite early as of late and it's around that time I have been going to sleep so I'm really sleepy now..
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>>9179520
Haha oh yeah. definitely will for the time being :P

also, I really wanna build a new pc and replace this 2012 laptop I have
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>>9179585
Uh oh.
How much sleep did you get last night? Even considering your recent changes toward better sleep hygeine you shouldn't be too tired adter only having been up for eight hours.
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>>9179585
What is your view on me?
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>>9179535
Buy me an iPad??? or any tablet that runs android or something
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>>9179643
Give me your address.
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>>9179593
Do you have a budget? An idea of what you're looking to build?
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>>9179615
You're sentimental, take things personally and are easily upset by things I say about subjects of your interest and will cease all communication with me over it.
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>>9179613
I don't even remember what time I went to bed. I think it was 7AM so I'd say about 5 to 6 hours?
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>>9179651
nvm
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>>9179677
But I stopped though, didn't I?
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>>9179696
That is fairly standard for you I thought.
Yes I think you went to sleep shortly after I said something about mexican princesses but really who can remember. What sort of tablet do you want?
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your dancing transcends the universe.
that funky music has meaning, and you are the expression in which it flows into the cosmos.
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>>9179366
yeah. had a dream my friend died.
didn't really impact me until one of his friends found me and my posse in a culvert. somethin about that stoner fuck made me break down. it was fuckin weird. he drove us to the funeral.
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>>9179723
Well, yeah I guess. But it's like a thing that happened. lol

>>9179734
lol, yeah..
I wasn't really serious.. I just wanted to see what they'd say. Hello
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>>9179674
I wanna do something high-end, with 1 gtx 1080ti and a 144hz monitor..however I heard there might be some interesting news coming about Vega on May 9(just a rumor) so that's also something to keep an eye out for

won't be cheap, but with time I can arrange it, and I really want to make it happen
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>>9179808
What can I do to make up for it then?
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>>9179838
w-what
nothing.. don't worry about it :P
pls
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>>9179808
It will be dope with the range extender. Don't make me get one you might end up hating.
hi
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>>9179783
Dude.
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>>9179853
stoppit
how wewre your not filthy tacos?
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>>9179926
other than that just common frued shit.
and being hunted and stabbed to death in the streets, trying to scream for help, but your entire body is numb, and you can't scream worth shit, cause you can't get the right register. just dry hissing comes out.
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Alright, who likes Milo Yiannopoulos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faefeilGwrQ
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>>9180072
I think about him every night.
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>>9180052
What would you do if katia managan materialized in your room and, grabbed a broom and started beating the shit out of you screaming something about not wanting to be posted by you
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>>9180072
He's alright. Pretty good speaker.
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>>9180102
bust my zipper, cause being physically and emotionally abused is my fetish.

and keep posting her anyways, cause fuck that bitch.
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>>9180096

Well he's supposed to be on stream or something today. Bitch hasn't showed up though.
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>>9180125
Who hurt you when you had a confused boner nigga? Who hurt you?
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>>9180152
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>>9179990
NO
They were pretty good but i want to try your [taco emoji] it would be far superior
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name pls

>>9180184
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>>9180152
comic is garbage, anon.

>>9180167
fashionably late as always.
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>>9180225
actually your gay face is garbage
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>>9180184
Ara ara!
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#SHOTSFIRED
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>>9180249
>knows me well enough to know which sexuality I chose to identify with

wow. does this mean we're best friends?
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>>9180287
why not
it's not like I treat them any better
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>>9180287
Goddamnit, stop making me want to fuck Gumball!
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>>9180187
Don't waste anything on me.
I'm sleepy...
You don't want my filthy tacos.
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>>9180348
Shut up. I will do it if I want to, we can discuss this later. I actually do, the way you describe makes them seem divine.
Aw. Well, sleep if you must. I have to go to the tequila bar soon anyways but i'll miss you.
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>>9180313
nice!

>>9180329
you should probably force me to.
with physical violence... senpai.
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>>9180329
He looks like his mom.
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>>9180406
heh, nick pls
I'm probablyy not but I'm going to watch adventure time I guess, I'm starting the 3rd season.
Neato, hope it's fun.. My friend was calling me earlier, wanted me to go to their place and shoot some bow and arrows at targets but I don't feel in the mood to be around others right now..
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>>9180458
horrifying
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>>9180329
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>>9180589
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>>9180458
stop normalizing homosexuality by relating it to heterosexuality. you fucking racist homophobe nazi looking motherfucking ass ableist, transphobic, goldfish smoking ass weed bong!
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>>9180598
ENOUGH
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>goldfish smoking
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>>9180575
okay well just think about it. i did promise about the extender though so that is non-negotiable
cool, i think you are almost to where i got to. I get that. But take him up on that offer I can only be friends with people proficient in archery, i make a special exception for you but..
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>>9180618
>>9180621
Everybody can get fucked in the ass. Anal is the sex of the future. Don't be a bigot.
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>>9180695
you can fuck me in the ass any time desu.
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>>9180664
PLS
>>9180664
>I get that. But take him up on that offer I can only be friends with people proficient in archery, i make a special exception for you but..
>special exception for you but..
>BUT
But what?
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>>9180712
I think I've had your backstage pass for awhile now. Gonna have to cash it in one of these days.
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>>9180712
You should give him you address by posting itin the thread.
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>>9180782
His address is 4213 brokeback ln.
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>>9180776
bruh.

>>9180782
4213 brokeback In
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My pronoun is dragon lord skater 6969 XX XY XYX multi chromosome
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>>9180732
It doesn't bear thinking about, yet. Just get good at archery okay? For me.
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Dropping addresses
2240 Ivy street
3100 Peckerwood Rd
12 TallyHo blvrd
3442 Coon st
960 Market st
>>9180830
What're you gonna do? Give him my address?
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>>9180834
why is everyone so obsessed with getting extra chromosomes these days? down syndrome people have them and it doesn't seem to do them any good.
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>>9180808
>>9180830
>>9180880
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>>9180880
who would want to harass you?

>>9180914
people with down syndrome are enlightened.

>>9180930
captcha: straben 2000
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>>9180871
That's never going to happen, not with this arm.. Kinda also part of the reason I didn't want to go. playing with the bow is just gonna mess me up more..
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>>9180945
I wish a nigga would sometimes.
>>
fist my aney
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>>9180978
No excuses
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N07x9Z6VPW4
But okay, I will extend your exemption. I much desire to fix your mangled arm.
>>
>>9181015
>>9181015
>>9181015
>>9181015
>>9181015
>>9181015
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>>9180945
they also have terrifying retard strength.
that kid corky from life goes on could rip a phone book in half.
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>>9181020
He's going to be a cripple forever.
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>>9180989
I'll shove a stick up your ass and use you to sweep cobwebs and chimney,
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>>9181032
so what you're saying is ableism is wrong, cause being retarded is superior.

got it.
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>>9181062
Good thing that's my fetish.
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>>9181136
I don't see how you could even lift me.
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>>9181020
>mangled
[audible lol]

Well to be honest, my arm isn't the only problem.. but I really just am not very interested in launching death sticks around... idunno..
also this guy was BORN that way come on
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>>9181189
I have retard strength~
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>>9181151
it's like master blaster in beyond thunderdome. they just need to team up with a little smart midget guy who can ride on their back and communicate his demands regarding the methane embargo of barter town.
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>>9181210
Another excuse
bo jackson does it this way too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJyowYWRxk
I want to know the other problems you must tell me. Or i can just get a carfax report on you. it's about the sport
not the killing
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>>9181294
That was the other problem, i'm just not into the sport.. sorry. y-you fuggin white male!
>a carfax report
LOL oh god no
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>>9181272
lmao!
top notch reply btw.
>>
New.

>>9181420
>>9181420
>>9181420
>>9181420
>>9181420
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>>9181346
Oh. How are you going to join my band of Merry Men? I suppose I can find another role for you as a maiden fair.
Okay I won't, I thought you were forcing my hand.
>>
>>9181433
LOL wow
How would I be forcing your hand? To do what? get a medical record/car report on me? I'll give whichever if you want.
>>
>>9181521
Yeah exactly. I would need to see if you've been in any accidents and how much work you have had done, also your mileage would be good to know.
>>
>>9181555
chekt
I've been in a few accidents but nothing that was worth mentioning aside from my arm which has rendered me inefficient.
Not much work at all I think so.
My mileage is pretty low depending on how you see it.
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well I guess since we're doing carfax reports i can also add that:
-i can speak in two languages, english and filthy taco
-i can make stuff on the computer
-i don't like blewberries
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>>9180664
I'm pretty good with a bow, we should totally hang out. After the apocalypse skitty will be like a Rick with his gun, and I'll be like Darryl or Michon. You can be like Corral.
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>>9181774
>i dont like blewberries
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>>9181847
Can you please go here >>9181420 and stay there.
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>>9181903
if i go there will you come play with me there? I would miss you too much because youre my best friend
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>>9181679
thnxbb
i think you are still worth way over market value
i'll take you
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>>9182491
LOL

Well that is probably the most warming, nicest thing anyone's told me all year.
>>
>>9182522
<3
>>
>>9181774
you forgot to add that you are
-the best
-the only good poster on fourchan
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>>9183939
nick pls

are you back home?
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>>9183986
it's true
yes
this fake holiday makes for too much tequila
i am going to go practice piano in the other house
how are you still up?
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>>9184021
eris pls
lel
>>9184131
what song?
idunno
I might just fall asleep after this post I don't know but I am really sleepy
>>
>>9184189
It is true.
>>
>>9184189
Chopin ballade no.1 in g minor. it takes awhile to learn.
that's okay, thanks for staying up so long
>>
>>9184444
Tyrannosaurus chekt
>>9184199
:s
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>>9184444
also nvm still awake
>>
>>9184488
thank you :)
this ducks oilers game is crazy
at least the last three minutes woah
what have you been up to tonight
>>
>>9184504
good
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>>9184518
>what have you been up to tonight
nothing really, after having drunk yesterday i don't feel like doing much today.. im on the 4th episode of AT too
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>>9184587
i know that feel and will probably feel it tomorrow
ima check where i left off
last time i watched it i was on site drilling a well in texas i had to buy all the episodes like some sort of faggot
>>
oh neat im am up to season six
i will te watch them all
>>
rewatch
>>
>>9184644
Do you come to texas every now and then? you should tell me when you're in the area
>>
>>9184752
the area is quite a bit north of you, i checked. i don't go often but that could change, depending. if i am in the area i'll probably just show up
>>
>>9184786
>i'll probably just show up
i think i'd be too nervous/embarrassed to go outside
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>>9184836
Fine
I will ship myeslf to you and when you open the box
boom surprise
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>>9184879
KEK

I wonder if those videos of people doing that on the internet are true

i'd like to ship myself somewhere
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>>9184906
There are no lies on the internet so i'm sure it's true.
it's not like the shipping companies actually scan the boxes it should be easy
where to? i bet it would be a luxurious mode of travel
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>>9184936
huh.. well now that i th9ink of it i rather not, what if they dropped the box from somewhere really high?

fuck that

where would you ship me?
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>>9184997
I would not ship you anywhere, it is cold af in those cargo planes. i think a normal plane ticket might be nicer. but for the purpose of this conversation i would ship you to jaretts house
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>>9185044
NO... man... wtf
NOOOOOO

just NO
also you should go to the new thread, it's hard to switch places on phone...
>>
>>9185072
lol
okay fine
im on phone too
but like
you're the reason im here and if you're in this thread then why bother
but okay
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