WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER BROCK BASH
HUNGER GAMES BOIS
ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS A PIC AND A NAME
36 LUCKY MEN AND WOMEN WILL ENTER, BUT ONE WILL LEAVE
>>9160494
Kyubey
Uncle Death
Senshougahara
Gascoigne
SCOTT STEINER BPP
>>9160494
Sliver Queen
Tanaka-kun
>>9160494
Lana's mom
>>9160494
Mayor of Cantown
Brownie
Len
Eggman-kun
>>9160494
Sundowner
Ash Crimson
John Bender
>>9160494
Neopolitan
>>9160494
Gishki Ariel
Junpei Iori
>>9160494
Sumo Betty
>>9160494
Madoka
Ambrose
Sleeping anime girl
>>9160494
Leviathan
Haru
Großdeutsches Reich
>>9160494
Delirium
>>9160494
Magdalene
>>9160494
Shauna
>>9160494
Loto
>>9160494
Sora
>>9160494
Cordelia
>skip if needed
>>9160494
Chie
>>9160494
Zarya
Futaba
Exoplanet
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9160494
Flamin' Yawn
>>9160494
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9160401
I am just a being that is entertaining herself. Others enjoying it makes my heart soar. Though t looks as though we are seeing this in different ways. While I do admit that the shapes your body pressing are appealing, my soul is bonded to another.
>>9160419
>Already doing it.
King Kamina
I love you guys.
>>9160605
Who are you?
>>9160605
I-I love you too senpai >///<
Avenger
>>9160494
The Dealer
It is time.
>>9160595
I am fated to be with another as well as we plan to marry but a girl has needs. It is a bit of a shame but at there is some fun in this.
>>9160637
To be late you mean
>>9160595
Sorry for dissapearing before I could get your answer...
a-a...
see ya
>passed out -_-
>>9160647
I only said that it IS not whether I am late, on or early.
>>9160637
hahahahahahah
>>9160494
Lance Storm
>>9160653
BEST FUCKING RP EVER
Yukine's RP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elizabeth's RP
okay looks like i'm out of this one. i guess i'll go to bed when the game starts
Reigen Arataka
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES (UNTIL ABOUT 9:11) TO GET SWAPS AND CORRECTIONS DONE
>>9160572
>>9160686
>>9160711
Do it.
>>9160711
There appears to be a lot of potential here.
>>9160720
Swap them? If so, sure.
>>9160711
>Neo jabs a thumb to the robed man, then shrugs and taps her wrist.
>She turns and walks out, apparently giving her spot to him.
>>9160637
>>9160536
>>9160711
Get on with it.
>>9160734
>Forgot pic, I'm out for now.
>>9160711
Sliver instead of Silver
>>9160711
Let's go!
>>9160711
Looks good from here. Best of luck everyone!
>>9160711
>fucking with people's names
Faggot.
>>9160770
oh shit you're back
>>9160744
Rolling for higher dubs to negate!
>>9160538
>>9160595
>>9160711
I don't feel up for dealing with this infernal heat. Exchange me.
>>9160785
That is not how it works.
>>9160734
>>9160720
If I can be serious for a minute...WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED...I would thank both of you for gracious enough to give me your spots. It would be a pleasure for all of you to watch me take out the competition of degenerates and other creep shows.
>>9160711
>>9160536
>>9160735
Fuck you fillers
>>9160645
Ah, the fates of ones attached to other can be quite troublesome. It does intrigue me to see what it may be like however I am quite devoted to this boy. Only the will of the ones that govern us will have me change my mind.
>>9160653
I was wondering where you scampered off to. And there you go again! Tata Yukine!
>>9160778
>>9160790
I must apologize for being late. I will go to great lengths for it not to happen too many times. I thank the both of you.
>>9160735
Thank you neo
>>9160802
Rolling to keep it as Silver then.
>>9160822
But I just swapped out my filler.
>>9160802
kys silver
I have no idea about the spelling.
One last look at the tributes before we go to school! Hope I didn't miss anything!
>>9160838
>Neo snaps her fingers repeatedly, making finger pistols and winking.
>>9160812
>The ice cream girl narrows her eyes, curious as to what the melting skull is doing.
>>9160850
Kiss my ass, Kamina.
>>9160872
Thanks for hosting, and goodnight.
>tfw haven't been in a single hg today
>>9160844
Counterrolling for horsefucker
>>9160898
A-Adachi?
>>9160880
>Whistles while making very suggestive hand gestures while staring at the icecream girl
>inb4 2 slides of bloodbath alone
>>9160919
Wait, is Delirium trading for Neopolitan?
This is confusing.
>>9160941
Yes
>>9160872
can you just swap the fat and footfag entries out? disgusting shit
>>9160954
I wish I could, buddy.
>>9160941
Yes.
Neo swapped out, so Delirium is giving her his/her/their/its spot.
(Don't worry, it was filler anyway.)
i wish my ava was a cute enough anime girl that people would swap for me
>>9160975
Yeah Lance Storm is so kawaii right
>>9160954
Rolling to fuck with Sliver's name is one thing. But unless stated in entry post rules you'll just have to suck it up, Buttercup.
>>9160711
>>9160872
>"The Mayor"?
>Certainly yes, you are the mayor, but of what? A mayor without a distinguished town can HARDLY BE CALLED A MAYOR AT ALL!
>However, you were too late to notice this ghastly clerical error, so you just grin and bear it.
>Reminder: fire secretary at once.
>>9160975
Same
>>9160824
Do you always have to listen to them? My boy is always wanting to care for me so he understands even if he is an idiot at times. There's always a chance of at least trying it don't you think so?
>>9160975
desu I would only swap for interesting noms
anyways, here we finally begin, and that silver/sliver argument was for nothing!
>>9161004
>>9161004
You're an anime girl, that's half the work. Stop smoking, reveal some tits, stutter and for the love of god consider regular bathing and you're good to go.
>>9160929
>Neo responds in kind.
>>9161019
This is the perfect environment to find good magical girl candidates. I must act quickly.
*The little Kyubey rushes off*
>>9161019
THE POPPA IS COMING FOR YOU, YOU FAT
UGLY
WHITE TRASH
>>9161019
Fitting.
>>9161019
I thought it would be funny
Also, just noticed that Sumo Betty event. It might be fetish shit, but it's funny.
>>9161049
Of course you flunked your math test!
>>9161028
I can't
I wont
No
And that's too much work
>>9161026
>Pets that grotesque monster on the left
>>9161019
>>9161019
I have finally managed to go to school The first step of my journey begins now.
>>9160770
been a while since i've seen this fucking thing
>>9161066
>Stupid, stupid, stupid! They're just shitty little kids! Ignore your morals and kick the crap out of them!
>>9161052
Should've farted the national anthem.
>>9161066
Oh boy! I never went to real school bef-
What is with Lance Storm? Everyone he comes across gets ran over!
>>9161066
Huh, what'd these kids bring- ...Oh dear.
>>9161104
Yeah, maybe. It was kind of funny though, at least
>>9161135
That's faked. Totally faked
>>9161066
YOUR MATH TEST SUCKS
I AM COLLEGE EDUCATED ASS KICKER
GIVE ME A TIME BROCK AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS AND THEN FUCK YOUR WIFE
>>9161135
IE'M NOAT EVEN EFFACTED BY ALCHOHOL WHITE TRESH
>>9161066
>The ice cream girl can't believe her luck!
>
>>9161135
>Neo seems to be perfectly at home, draping herself over a statue of an angel who has open arms.
>>9161171
You're gonna try challenging the mayor of Suplex CIty? You can't even do a butterfly suplex!
It looks like we have a PC brigade!
BUT THAT'S WRONG, YOU WHITE TRASH
>DENTAL PLAN
First 24 for the look at me I want to feel special games. This isn't bait, btw. I really want a double hosting session.
>>9161135
What is this "thug life"?
>>9161196
But you are especially, Grimes
You're especially cancerous
>>9161196
pls wait
>>9161194
>Too confused to do anything, Neo is strangled by an object without hands.
>Obviously, she dies.
>>9161196
fuck off cancer
>>9161196
I'll wait.
>>9161194
I'M NOT GOING TO BE POLITICAL CORRECT FOR ANY OF YOU BITCHES
FUCK YOU
FUCK SLUT UGLY BITCHES
FUCK SPICS
I DON'T NEED SHIT
I CAN STILL DO A FRANKENSTEINER WHICH IS LIKE 237 CHANCES BETTER THAN YOUR BASIC STUPID SUPLEXES
>>9161194
Actually, that would be a bad idea. I don't want to die because of a bet, that would be stupid
You know what they say, the less, the merrier! Also, it was a good idea to get the Dealer in.
>>9161243
Hey Guy, have you hit Flavortown yet?>>9161253
too bad lol
>wahhhhhhhh don't host we already have one!
>wahhhhnhh someone host we haven't had one for hours!
Why should i put my time on hold just cuz you guys want something to do afterwards? Y'all ungrateful as fuck.
>>9161074
Not even for Ahri? Come on man.
>>9161264
You and I both know there's an order to this shit. I don't think anybody really missed this game either, so yeah no fuck off Grimes.
>>9161260
I DON'T WANT YOUR GAY GROSS WHITE BUNNY TRASH SHIT NEAR ME
AND NO I HAVEN'T COME NEAR YOUR STUPID BITCH TOWN
I ONLY TRAVEL FOR MY FREAK FUCK FESTS AND TO BEAT UP FAT ASSES
>>9161264
do it fag
The greatest lesson school could teach: Don't mix sports with testicles.
>>9161296
Ah sir, please calm down! I just wanted to ask about, I don't know, making an alliance?
Hey host guy, what do you want to be listed as on the list?
>>9161260
I love these Sumo Betty events
>>9161334
>first game
>putting him on that list already
>>9161334
Brock Lesnar, or just Brock if it has to be one name.
Anyways, let me hear your opinion, Scott: Would you? She might be a total dyke, but she's also a genetic freak!
>>9161354
I think it's just a host list in general?
>>9161329
I DON'T JOIN WEAK SHIT TRASH GROUPS
GO TALK TO SOME WHORES AND FAT FUCKS
>>9161316
THEY PUTTIN YA IN THERE TO PROTECT YOU
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND SNAP EVERYTHING IN YOU
ONCE YOU'RE OUT AIN'T NOTHING GOING TO STOP ME
>>9161010
Before I continue to deny you, I am very flattered that you wish to do such acts with me. I do not believe a girl ever asked me of something that nature. I have no clue what fate may plan for me but my heart rests with that boy.
>>9161135
Ohhoho. She bares a resemblance to the one I wish to consumes.
>>9161194
Is that so?
>She looks at herself in a mirror. Going into a session of poses.
I wonder what she finds the cutest of me.
>>9161316
I may be losing time but he has lost the opportunity. to have children.
>>9161373
....Can I be on the list?...
>>9161359
SORRY, YOU MIGHT BE A GOOD FREAK, BUT I DON'T FUCK DYKES
YOU CAN PROBABLY BEAT SOME FAT
WEAK
UGLY BITCHES LIKE ME THOUGH
>>9161359
How was Betty able to get out through the window?
>>9161389
A - Aaliyah, Adachi, Aikawa, Ainz, Alma, Anime Titties, Anon, Aqua, Archer, Asgore, Aussa, Ayumi
B - Baron, Brock
C - Chosen Undead, Cirno, Crendor, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, DeDeDe, Deidara, Delgado
E - EFH, Emi, Endo, Eric, Erica
F - FP, Fuck You Guy, Fyxe
G - Garnet, Godot, Gravesly, Grimes, Gumball, Guts
H - Handsome Jack, Hoshi
I - Ichigo, Iroh, Izaya,
J - Janus, Jesus, Jude, Junko, Junpei
K - Kamina, Kerag, KK, Knuckles
L - Len, Lenny, LF, Lucky
M - Maria, Miku, Mio, Mion, Mokou
N - Nep, Nod Unit, Now
O - Ocelot, Okabe
P - Painwheel, Potatonigger
R - Raven, Ramsay, Red, Reigen, Rikka, Rin, Ringabel, Ruby
S - Seth, Shadow, Shion, Shorty, Sliver, Sokka, Sol, Soviet, Spy, Stocking
T - TCH, TND, Tricky
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
You already are faggot.
Just saying, am I going too fast for you guys? Just wanna know.
Also, I highly doubt either of these have good grades. Especially Steiner, because he flunked that test earlier.
>>9161316
>>9161359
Well, now I'm kind of glad he didn't invite me.
>>9161389
You already are retard
>>9161412
>it cut off the Y -
Y tho
Yukine and Yuno are supposed to be there as well.
>>9161433
I DIDN'T FLUNK SHIT, YOU WERE JUST MAKING TESTS ON HOW TO BE SHIT AT MATH
I SHOWED YOU ALL I KNOW MY MATH WITH THAT FAT BASTARD
AND YOU BETTER BE SMART
I GRADUATED SOME CUM LOUDLY AT A PRESTIGYOUS UNIVERSITY
>>9161433
I'm sure that whatever you said had SOME comedic value to it.
>>9161388
Hardly believable honestly with a body like that but fair enough. We'll see how it the fates end us then right?
>>9161433
Nah man, timing is perfect. Once it gets to be about 1 AM EST you should speed it up though. I you host at that time, that is.
Can I just say how in-character Sumo Betty has been throughout the game?
>>9161469
This kills the Kyubei
>>9161501
>>9161490
YEAH I LOVE TO BEAT UP SMALL MIDGETS LIKE YOU
THE BIG GUYS DRAW THE CROWDS, KIDS MEAL
>>9161490
...
Mister Kamina can NEVER know of this.
>that's the worst thing the third reich has done
Zarya's hair stays the same, seemingly.
Ahri, you here?
Looks like Leviathan chose her partner!
>>9161571
busy fucked by astaroth
>>9161490
My my! It seems man and machine have combined! I must get a closer look.
>>9161480
We shall, won't we? Before we part, may I receive your name? I would like to know who engaged me in this wonderful conversation.
>>9161539
Ah, the water caressing my body shall be good fun.
>She is ready to jump in until a teacher stops her.
What is the matter? What do you mean my outfit isn't appropriate?
>>9161571
Hm? What is it that you need?
Sorry if peace is a little too boring for you. I think that it gives you more time for interacting with others before you are brutally killed!
Don't worry though, you all will. You all will be killed...
I just want to tell you all that I could pin you, 1, 2, 3, with only one hand. The fact that this is taking so long is pathetic.
I like peace for this kind of game, though.
>>9161600
>Pinching the bridge of her nose, she looks to her little brother.
I sahll tell you the rules. You are to eat your dog food by seven and be in bed by nine. But to make sure this night isn't too dull, we shall play Theodore gets hit by Megidolaon one hundred times!
>>9161630
Death rate should be set to very high
>>9161600
YOU'RE A WEAK UGLY BITCH
>>9161626
Give ya this, and maybe some edits later. If they come out well.
>>9161683
>>9161694
Not as weak as you, smashed mouth.
Things get really spicy now! Now we can seperate the weak from the strong, and by the strong, I mean the weak to Brock Lesnar!
>>9161703
Did you make this?
>>9161703
>Why thank you!
>I'm actually going to bed shortly, but I should be around some time tomorrow.
>Goodnight HG. Sleep well!
>>9161703
That's a cute chibi Ahri. I want to take it home with me.
>>9161729
YEAH YOU ALL HAD TO DOUBLE TEAM ME BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW
SIZE DOES MATTER
>>9161729
Eliminating him will bring me one step closer to my goal.
>>9161630
Word, man! Don't ever face me unless you know you can take me!
>>9161683
>The woman turns around to see the demon close behind.
Doing this would have saved many hours, wouldn't it?
>>9161729
But some of these look as though it will bring much enjoyment! I cannot do any of it?
>>9161729
Why didn't I clean that thing better...
>>9161621
My name is Hitagi Senjougahara. but I go by a nickname Senshougahara, call me what you'd like. What are you called?
>>9161751
You're really failing at it, to be honest.
>>9161731
No, but I plan to use it in an edit. I found it trying to find pics to practice editing on.
>>9161783
How?!
>>9161799
Locker of infinite holding, perhaps?
>>9161783
This was expected.
For everything in-character she's done, this is the most OOC thing I have ever seen in these games.
>both the fetishits still in
Huh.
Anyways, we have our sinister six here. That kind of reminds me of sixteen.
The number of suplexes Cena took.
Wait a minute, got it wrong, Zarya is dead, disregardthatisuckcocks
The survivors are narrowed down! I feel as if this thread is dying as the competitors do.
>>9161904
It doesn't help when you've been dead since the second slide.
>>9161904
*Kyubey reappears only to eat the charred remains of the previous Kyubey*
I am still present.
>>9161922
True.
I sense salt. I hope it doesn't happen, but I can feel salt.
Only few are left, yet some still need disciplinary action.
Our winner, ladies and gentlemen.
Junpei triggered lol
So who's hosting afterwards?
>>9162007
YOU
why is it so dead
>>9162023
because i didnt get in the game
>>9162023
Because all RPers died in like the first half of the game
>>9162023
Kamina Aloha Snackbar'd. We're all deaded now.
>>9162001
But was it all a dream?
Thanks for hosting Brock. You're a top lad.
>>9162039
But Kyubey was rping
>>9162063
takes two to tango
>>9162001
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9162063
I thought it was just Red thirsting for more tables.
>>9162050
It was an honor to host.
I just hope I can bring the banter.
>>9161945
Jude?
>Looks around to see if nobody is watching him
>Let's one rip
>Badly
>>9162086
Thanks for the chance.
>>9162086
>combining the results in a single slide.
Smart.
>>9162086
Thank you for everything.
>>9162087
(No.)
>>9162086
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9162086
>You give both the winner and the host a thumbs-up.
>Good thing those brats didn't devour your fingers.
>>9162007
I certainly can if needed.
>>9162110
>I certainly can if needed.
new thread pls
>>9162078
I don't get it
>>9162110
>bites your thumbs
DESU, I wanted Steiner or Sumo Betty to win, but the game was fun as hell nonetheless
>>9162161
Thanks for hosting
>>9162161
You have a thing for bad wrestlers dontcha
>>9162119
I said if needed. I dunno if someone else wants to go. I'm also kinda tired so I don't know if I can even do good commenta-
>>9162129
>Suddenly returning to yourself, you feel something bite both of your thumbs simultaneously.
>If those kindergartners are back, you're going to give them a spelling lesson: p-a-i-n.
>>9162089
Hand it over. That thing, your beyblade.
Yuno pls host
>>9162178
I like /woo/ in general. Besides, Brock has that badass vibe to him, and Steiner is a fucking great RPer.
>>9162200
Hey why are you trying to take his beyblade? Dosen't this man have the right to beyblade?
A - Aaliyah, Adachi, Aikawa, Ainz, Alma, Anime Titties, Anon, Aqua, Archer, Asgore, Aussa, Ayumi
B - Baron, Brock
C - Chosen Undead, Cirno, Crendor, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, DeDeDe, Deidara, Delgado
E - EFH, Emi, Endo, Eric, Erica
F - FP, Fuck You Guy, Fyxe
G - Garnet, Godot, Gravesly, Grimes, Gumball, Guts
H - Handsome Jack, Hoshi
I - Ichigo, Iroh, Izaya,
J - Janus, Jesus, Jude, Junko, Junpei
K - Kamina, Kerag, KK, Knuckles
L - Len, Lenny, LF, Lucky
M - Maria, Miku, Mio, Mion, Mokou
N - Nep, Nod Unit, Now
O - Ocelot, Okabe
P - Painwheel, Potatonigger
R - Raven, Ramsay, Red, Reigen, Rikka, Rin, Ringabel, Ruby
S - Seth, Shadow, Shion, Shorty, Sliver, Sokka, Sol, Soviet, Spy, Stocking
T - TCH, TND, Tricky
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
Please host
>>9162204
Steiner in The Loud House thread was the highlight of my month.
>>9162214
Mum said it was my turn to play
>>9162204
I liked the man more when he was involved with MMA. I haven't lost any respect for him but he's definitely fallen off my radar. Steiner? That fuckin' guy. When's he running for president anyway?
/woo/?
Never heard of that. School me.
>>9162235
>tfw representing my letter in the alphabet
Also no
>>9162248
/wooo/ is the wrestling board on weedchan
it's better than /asp/ imo
>>9162253
kys wiggins. you just host other people's games anyways
>>9162235
I don't wanna
>>9162235
>I already did tho.
>>9162235
>DO YOU NOT HAVE EARS, THE ONE KNOWN AS "ASGORE" HIS ALREADY STATED HIS INTENTIONS. PLEASE REFER TO SEVERAL STATEMENTS ABOVE. THANK YOU, MY GOOD SIR.
>>9162281
If this is because I'm using Mayor, I swear to God.
>>9162235
I'll do it when nobody is here.
>>9162287
>>9162281
Who's stopping you from going again?
Jesus Christ it is dead in here. Faction games when?
>>9162287
So then... I'm Asgore? This is confusing.
>>9162309
>Me 'cause I'm feelin' bad.
>>9162247
But you have your own though, I can see it sticking out of your pocket.
>Gestures over to the beyblade stcoking out of your pocket.
>>9162330
Who bullied you
I'll kill them
>>9162319
What's happen to you good sir? You look like you need some weed.
>>9162335
But this beyblade FUCKING SUCKS
>Pulls that shit out of his pocket and throws it far away
>>9162329
>You tell the disembodied voice yeah sure, why not?
>As long as you stop being confused for "Asgore," you're fine with the title being passed off to someone else.
So, guys, who were your picks to win?
Other than yourselves, of course.
>>9161744
Have a pleasant rest.
>>9161774
You may call me Elizabeth for that is my name. I also go by Liz for the ones that think my name is too long, and Eliza-death to the few enemies I have. A pleasure to meet you, Hitagi.
>>9162086
Most of this became a blur towards the end but I thank you for hosting. Congratulations to the one that bested us.
>Sorry for being so late with this. Was getting dinner ready.
>>9162361
A worthy candidate.
>>9162361
Dealer.
>>9162337
>I'm just down cause I didn't get to hg much today. no bullies.
>>9162381
Stop posting the shitty loli, you fucking piece of shit.
>>9162352
But you can't just steal someone else's. Looks like I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.
>Pulls out beyblade.
LET IT RIP!!!!!!
>Launches beyblade
>>9162361
I'm afraid I don't know many of you to make such a decision. So I shall bend your rules and go for myself.
>>9162460
>socks in the fucking face
Faggot
>>9162365
Eliza-death makes you sound like a metal band or at least a wizard. Nice to meet you Eliza
>>9162361
I was rooting for Leviathan there at the end.
>>9162265
Weedchan huh? Is that place pretty active?
Figure it must be.
>>9162460
>Picks the beyblade up and runs off
Cya bitch!
>>9162482
Weedchan is just a nickname to keep filters out but yeah /woo/ is a breddy active board
>>9162473
You dare mock my fearsome mockery of a name? But Eliza. Eeeeeeliiiiiiza. I love it! I want you to call me that for however long you live. You have made me thoroughly interested in you and whoever this boy of yours is however I have some duties to tend to. I do hope it doesn't take me forever but this is a goodbye for now. Tataa Senshou!
Role call
>>9162626
Hello.
>>9162626
>>9162532
Fine then nibba, let's RP fight right here right now.
>He wraps hand up in bandages, healing the wound and nulling the pain instantly. He grabs his beyblade launcher and sticks his beyblade onto it, twisting it multiple times to ensure it locks into place. He looks tentatively at his opponent, finger slowly curling around his ripcord.
LET...LET IT RIP!
>With immense power he jerks the ripcord, launching the beyblade at terminal velocity. It flies through the air and collides with your head, bursting through it and raining down your chunks throughout the beyblade arena.
fag also not godmod because my beyblade bettere
>>9162626
>>9162626
>>9162626
'sup
Hey... what happened while I was busy?
>tfw watching Beyblade right now because of you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PabIBVihLw
>>9162626
I-I'm here.
>>9162626
>>9162646
I want to fuck you
>>9162586
You mean someone hasn't called you that yet? I just thought the name was a bit silly. Goodbye Eliza until then.
>>9162626
Yo.
36 or 48?
>>9162626
Since you asked, I figure I might as well tell you I'm here.
>>9162381
I apprciate the thought.
>>9162626
Ever present, mayor.
>>9162699
Dirty sex
>>9162699
36 probably.
>>9162699
blirty dait
>>9162699
The holder wields the pen. So you decide.
>>9162699
36 sounds about right.
>>9162626
Present#
>>9162699
didnt you literally just do a role call
New thread coming up.
>>9162734
I do what I want.
>>9162644
>It was just a hologram
My turn kiddo.
>Beyblade comes from side slices your dick off at the speed of fucking light
Top that.
>>9162699
Both
>>9162666
Nothing, because nothing you ever do has any effect on us or the rest of society.
>>9162745
>Unknown to you I had mastered FTL travel with instant acceleration, thus I was able to phase through the beyblade with relative ease. It this state of fast I blur through you, scattering your atomic structure and re-arranging you into a dumb bitch. To keep the Beyblade theme going, I replace one of your eyes with a Beyblade
What can you do now, dumb bitch?