RWBY/RT Trash General #412: Sleepy Edition
Previous threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/RWBY%2FRT%20Trash%20General%20/
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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Be quiet, waifus are sleeping!
1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
Chibi Season 2 starting May 13th: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4kI5s_07DE
>>9158851
Well done on remembering the Chibi trailer for the OP post. I was about to make a thread myself, and was concerned it'd been forgotten in this one.
Jaune ending up with a boy romantically endgame.
>>9158891
I always get anxious when making threads. At least in trash it's easy since you don't have to change the link.
>>9158851
BEST SHIP
What if Penny wanted you to teach her how to use Excel?
>>9158939
If you're a complete fucking retard, maybe.
>>9158960
no that's arkos
>>9158950
Install linex into her robot brain and then lick her feet
>>9158917
Me too. Gotta make sure all the details are right, and think of something amusing to say for rule 3.
We could keep doing the desuarchive in /co/, though. We'd just need a new desu link,
>>9158950
I don't know how to use Excel Penny
>>9159000
The queen demands you learn now!
>>9158998
And after you've spent ten minutes trying to find the perfect OP image some chucklefuck goes and makes a new thread with a million (embed)s. Such is life.
/co/ has an actual archive so the link is useful there. In here it doesn't work natively and it's a pain to even find, but on /co/ I'd rather keep it.
>>9158950
I would sit down with her, and we would gently learn it.
>>9159000
It's not as hard as people say it is, you can do it for Penny
>>9159035
>>9159077
It says I have to pay or start a free trial. I just do not care that much, sorry Penny.
>>9159054
I dunno, man, desuarchive makes more sense to me, in that it can do everything the archive does and lasts forever. If we set it up like it is in here, the thread before is immediately visible upon opening the link, and one can then scroll back as far as they want.
Though, admittedly, desuarchive does go down sometimes. The archive wouldn't.
Maybe this is something to take a strawpoll vote on when we get back.
Is there a doujin where neo kidnaps yang cuts off gangs arms and legs fucks yang with a spiked strapon and then slowly cuts pieces of yang off cooks and eats them forcing yang to watch yet?
>>9159197
Nope.
>>9159114
Will Sun ever have nipples
>>9159265
Well Sun is the special good boy of one of the head animators so it's probably likely
Hey Anon wanna join ?
>>9159287
I'll take Blake from behind
>>9159287
I'd take Weiss alone
>>9159287
I'd be off to the side lovingly massaging Arslans abs and breasts while she massages my dick.
>>9159450
Good taste detected
>>9158914
I think you are wrong anon, unless you manage to take control of the RWBY writing process yourself in which case your ambition and determination should be rewarded with more homos
>>9159222
Shit well maybe one day
>>9159035
That's not the queen, that's an ugly cosplayer
>>9159671
Hope not.
>>9159420
>>9159698
But who's the power bottom?
>>9158979
Arkos is best if you're a vanillafag, Baked Alaska is best if you're a complete fucking retard.
>>9159857
Lancaster is best if you want endgame.
>>9159977
You spelled Rose Garden wrong
>>9159977
Lancaster is like, a single step above Arkos, which isnt saying much
>>9158891
BLACKED!
>>9160090
doesnt mean shit
>>9160101
like this general?
>>9159418
>Lay underneath Weiss and fuck her
>Tfw Yang and Blake come in with strapons
>>9160116
RWBYg means something... At its best, it should mean a comfy place to post about Texan anime at any moment.
Neo's half black babies.
>>9160196
>Half
>Not 1/3
>>9160204
>1/3
>Not 3/5
>>9160264
>>9158851
Penny coming to RWBY chibi will be a great birthday gift this year
I can't wait
>>9160346
What if penny wants to do something special for your birthday but says it will take awhile so to lay down and relax
But you end up dozing off to sleep only to be awoken by penny squatting above you pushing out a hot steamy chocolate fudge swirl on your chest as she smiles down at you saying happy birthday ?
>>9160669
what a shitty present
>>9160685
ba dummm tsss
>>9159109
Anime MILF-curve has gone too far.
What if her plan to stay at Beacon was to fake her own death in the tournament by using a double?
>>9159109
Goddamn, JL learn how to draw mature faces please
>>9161012
Beacon is a shithole now
>>9161012
>Penny did more to cause the fall of Beacon than Cinder
Did the blu rays sell well enough in Japan to warrant them to keep dubbing them and putting them out? I really like Hikasa Yoko as Weiss.
>>9160196
>>9160139
L-lewd
>>9157994
>pregnancy
can i impregnate a robot?
>>9159109
Can someone explain why there is little Ghira and Kali porn. I prefer the actual married people to not cheat
>>9161278
Because people like the taboo and degeneracy more than established happy relationships
the trope 'milf hits on and fucks her daughters boyfriend while also cheating on her husband' is common
>>9161278
Because the people actually making the art don't care
>>9161278
That's like half of MILF videos on Pornhub
>>9161278
I guess people just find it more interesting. Not much can be done about it aside from the old "Stop liking what I don't like" shtick
>>9161278
There's just not a lot of Ghira porn in general. I guess people don't like bara anymore.
>>9161419
It's mostly just the rwby fandom, real unfortunate, Ghira and Hazel are fine as hell
New board >>>/bant/
>>9161419
Bara's always been more of a guy-on-guy thing
>>9161381
It's not really all that interesting, it's just hotter because of the whole taboo aspect of it
>>9161487
>It's not more interesting, it just has a factor that appeals to people more
What do you think "interesting" means?
>>9161541
I feel like it's not really all that engrossing, it's hot because it's wrong, people dont dig further than that with the most basic of MILF porn tropes
I really like the shot of the Atlesian ships landing at Beacon and the camera zooming up to where Ozpin and Glynda are standing in the tower. The music was good, too
>>9161485
Such a shame. I'd love to let him fuck his wife on top of me.
penny should be real
>>9162506
One day we'll reach the waifu age
>>9162506
there's that holographic waifu thing that you can get for like 3000 dollars
>>9162568
..can it do monkey boys?
if you post your best katt screencaps ill do things eventually to them
>>9162915
>>9162884
I hope so.
>>9162942
i mean from the show
did that already
>>9162962
>>9162942
>>9162915
What kind of things?
>>9163017
>>9159857
I think the real retards are the ones who come up with these names.
>Baked Alaska
>Lancaster
>Mustache Ride
>>9163218
lancaster and mustache ride I agree but Baked Alaska is pretty easy to get
>>9163086
>>9163270
Out of the loop, what is Baked Alaska and why is it retarded?
>>9163086
Y'all are fucked in the head.
>>9163344
Baked Alaska is Yang/Neo
Because Baked Alaska is ice cream set on fire
>>9163356
then come help me
if not, then leave me in peace
>>9163344
Ice cream and cake topped in browned meringue
>>9162915
done in 7 minutes
whoops guess youre not supposed to abuse the meme cat hahaha
>>9163728
This is not okay. Neon has done nothing to deserve this treatment.
>>9163775
She didn't pay off her debt
>>9162915
i guess she doesnt like that oh well
>>9163861
Why the Katt though?
>>9163775
Don't be silly anon, she's a faunus
>>9163894
then post someone then
>>9163894
no waifu is safe
>>9163920
>>9163923
Can't bruise a robot
>>9163894
Obviously she owed her drug dealers a whole lot of money from her habit, and she didn't have enough to pay them back.
>>9163956
you can dent her though
>>9163923
What about Salem?
>>9164000
>Dent
>Not tear
When is RWBY going to get a THICC character, not fat just THICC
>>9164129
the most thicc you're going to get is Port
>>9164129
Never
>>9163270
>>9164160
>>9164129
probably never any girl character
>>9164190
>this reminds me of that one comic where Port hypnotized Yang and Weiss into having sex with him
>>9164221
gross
>>9162915
Do one with this
>>9164221
sauce?
post MILFs
>>9164487
>Lost to Yang
Atlas is doomed if they have shitty protectors like that
>>9164129
What is thicc though?
>>9164502
thick thighs, big ass, smaller waist
>>9164502
expression used to describe curvy girls with a little girth and a nice ass
>>9164469
>>9164498
Neon lost to luck she hit a rock and spun out. Yang didn't deserve to win.
>>9164565
>she hit a rock
pathetic
>>9164565
So she had an incredibly fragile fighting style that feel apart the moment something went wrong?
>>9164602
Inexperience in dealing with difficult terrain. Is it her fault that Atlas streets are nicely paved?
>>9164615
.She had been wiping the floor with her opponent. Yang couldn't land a single hand on her. Clearly Neon learned more than than Yang did who only severed to really on her semblance rather than skill to carry the day.
>>9164698
And Neon relied on her rollerskates
Guess who paid for their reliance more in that fight
>>9164698
>difficult terrain.
A single rock took her out
And she's going into the huntress business? Huntresses have to leave Atlas
>>9164733
Maybe the rollerskates were just for show because it was a tournament and not an actual fight
>>9164757
>it was a tournament and not an actual fight
so she didnt care if she failed in the name of Atlas
>>9164779
She entertained the masses. Even if she lost, she won the hearts of the crowd.
>>9164712
And Yang relied on her temper tantrums to once again carry her to victory. I'm sure that won't bite her in her flat ass.
>>9164733
That's the fault of Atlas their roads are to good. If anybody at fault its Neon's school if she had been around rougher terrain she would've learned to compensate for it.
>>9164857
>And Yang relied on her temper tantrums to once again carry her to victory
>Neon relied on her rollerskates to carry her to failure
I mean, both are bad but but Neon is clearly the worst of the two
>>9164857
It's not Atlas' fault Neon choose a retarded combat style that's only useful in limited situations. She wants to be a special snowflake she's got to take responsibility when it fucks her over
>>9164962
>Neon got by because of skill
She didn't get by the semifinals where she lost to Yang
So of the main four, who would you rank for best girl?
>>9164995
None of them, they're all awful
>>9164995
I guess Ruby. She's not great but I doubt they'll do anything better with Weiss or Blake, and I doubt they'll do anything with Yang at all
>>9164990
She got passed the previous round did she not? And wasn't she chosen by her team to carry on to the next round?
>>9164995
>Ruby is a squeaky voice autist
>Yang is tits
>Weiss and Blake are entitled brats but Weiss less so
Weiss I guess. Maybe Ruby because her autism can be endearing.
>>9165096
Yeah
And then she lost
>>9165121
Which she will learn form.
Why do people like this show?
>>9165180
I don't have anything better to do with my time
>>9165180
Its better than most shows on CN and a few actual anime's.
>>9165146
I sure hope Ironwood learned from her loss, maybe he'll think twice next time he's about to let some loser like her.
>>9165180
waifus and pushing fetishes on waifus
I want to cum in their mouths
>>9165204
What makes it better though? The dialogue is shit, as well as the animation and plot. There's nothing special about it.
>>9165204
>few actual anime's.
Curious, to see which you think it is better than.
>>9165204
This has to be bait
Please let this be bait
>>9165180
Because they can.
>>9165382
I disagree, I think SU is better. It at least introduces some new concepts. RWBY is too derivative
Best prime boy.
>>9165587
>Famous
>History
>>9166472
good for her
>>9165180
Because I fucking do, and I don't owe you goddamn justification as to why. Cunt.
>>9158914
If it's shovel knight I'll fucking laugh.
>when grimm attack the village Jaune was born in
https://youtu.be/KDrUZsVL9L8
>>9166945
>Implying Jaune would ever go into a bloodlust rage
>>9167005
I never said Jaune
>>9166944
My soul would probably ascend from my body on pure smug if Shovel Knight ever became canon
>>9167259
Why wood you be smug?
>just now realizing we're probably going to get CFVY in Chibi V2
>>9158851
>>9158939
BEST SHIP
>>9164857
>in her flat ass
Delete this
>>9167685
Yang has a small ass, it all went to the tits, and even then they aren't that impressive
>>9167418
>just now realizing we're probably going to get Oobleck in Chibi V2
May is the best dressed character in RWBY!
>>9168254
Not today lesbo
>>9168295
I-it's not like I was even TRYING to get dubs...
I wish I could understand Misa's comics. This one looks funny.
How come Ruby and Yang make fun of Professor Port and treat him like someone they've never met before when it is later revealed that he's a good friend with their dad?
Answer: Miles and Kerry are writing.
>>9168412
Just because Port knows Taiyang doesn't mean that he was any major person in Yang or Rubys lives.
>>9168236
>Scorp in CV2
>>9168236
>Barty and CFVY in the same episode possibly
As shit as Coco and crew are, I wouldn't mind seeing a fight over best drink.
>>9168591
>"Hot coco is best drink!"
>"Coffee is better!"
>Cut to Ozpin pouring hot coco into his coffee
>"What?"
>>9168442
But how could he be like a total stranger?
>>9168412
Forgivable oversight, IMO. That sounds like something a lot of writers might overlook.
>>9168860
They don't treat him like a total stranger, they don't treat him like anything since they never have any significant interactions with him aside from being in the same room as him occasionally.
WHERE
IS
THE
ALBUM
JEFF
??
>>9169364
Where are my Quads anon?
Cinder!
>>9169364
Is this now a meme?
>>9169371
At least you're still bringing us Chibi. Surely you won't ransom that for digits?
>>9169441
Cinder is the best! THE BEST!!!
>>9169462
This guy gets it.
>>9169488
Yeah!
>>9169462
>Cinder is the best! THE BEST!!!
So why 15 years old girl defeated her
>>9169497
>>9169514
Because plot, duh!
>>9169527
Plot was the reason Cinder ever succeeded in the first place
>>9169561
Plot is the reason anything at all happens, anon.
>>9169561
Nah, Cinder is just very smart.
>>9169630
>Her group has explicitly dealt with silver eyes before
>Runs into girl with silver eyes repeatedly
>Even had her team under surveillance
>Didn't see it coming
Dumb bacon
>>9169641
Do NOT bully!
>>9164995
All are fucking garbage Yang is less so since she didn't have enough screen time for Miles and Kerry fucking her up
>>9169648
I mean it could be worse, her plan still mostly succeeded despite getting RUBE'D. So she's not a failure and a dissapontment like Tyrian
>>9165113
>Weiss and Blake are entitled brats but Weiss less so
>but Weiss less so
Weiss is easily the most entitled, she's the worst of them all.
>>9169641
Cinder is a genius? GENIUS!
>>9164995
I'm honestly not sure... Yang is the hottest and the funniest, but Ruby is the cutest and most endearing. And then, I also empathise with Blake the most. It's a really tough choice...
>>9169684
Yes! I love Cinder!
Step back from page 9, RWBYg!
>>9169756
I want to fuck Cinder while Emerald watches.
>>9170652
Why not call her to join in?
Need sauce
>>9169720
She got better. V1 she was the worst, but she learned. More than I can say for kitty.
>>9170714
That happens after she gets all worked up.
>>9170805
Sounds good.
>>9170757
V1 Weiss was the best character, since V2 she's been a boring Yang-lite with no strong characteristics beyond 'muh daddy issues'
>>9170720
It's from this cringe video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhmC5HCDcpY
>>9171120
Because your ship is shit and you should feel shit.
>>9171140
I mean why would anyone make a video like that.
>>9171120
>that image
Why?
>>9171173
I got it for this tread in /co/ >>92074148
>>9171172
Because your ship is shit and you should feel shit.
White Rose and BB are the most boring shitty ships in this series and it annoys me how much nicer art they get while better ships get shafted.
What's his endgame?
>>9171186
Oh, I see. The thumbnail swap thing happened I guess because I see a Touhou until I click the image.
>>9171223
not fucking Nora that's for sure.
What if May and Misa fused together to form Maysa?
>>9171223
Getting Jaune to blow him.
>>9171569
What if Arslan joined the fusion and they became [spoiler]Black Mesa.[/spoiler]
>>9171868
You really should cut down on the moonrocks.
>>9168737
>"Preposterous young lady! Coffee is the drink of Huntsmen!"
>"Nuh-uh. Smooth chocolate, nice and hot, is what all the cool Huntsmen drink. Dont be square Mr.Oobleck."
>Enter Qrow
>Smacks both drinks out of Oobleck and Coco's hands
>"Booze is best"
>Walks off while slamming back he flask
>Last shot is him throwing it at either-or's head as he walks out of frame.
We need drunkle Qrow shenanigans this season.
>>9172165
You guys are not funny.
>>9172257
Neither is over half of Chibi. It's just kawaii as fuck.
>>9172257
I don't know, man, I think they're pretty amusing.
But okay then, say something funnier.
I only sent out team WTCH to wreak havoc because Ozpin violated the NAP.
>>9173116
Who are NAP? Are they a team that lost a member?
>>9173205
The non aggression pact.
>>9173116
>>9173219
>Grimm
>non-aggression pact
>>9173380
The Grimm are also there to help my remove humans that violated the NAP.
>>9173501
>Grimm have been killing people from as far back as they have records
>>9173587
The humans are unlawful occupying my property.
>>9173737
I mean unlawfully
Hey dad look I dyed my hair
>>9173859
That's the third time this week
No one cares at this point, Yang
>>9173859
You look like an edgy bitch
>>9173859
Why do you look so familiar?
Theater Mode link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/26e8d5e2-a460-40d3-9e02-a4c0d2b4c8ad/index.m3u8
Any suggestions?
I hope Emerald has more chances to get involved in the story prosess. She's so cute. By the way, i feel like she'll be dead.
Well, this is a thing.
>>9159197
What's the name of this?
>>9174520
Same. Em a cute.
>>9174512
remove Nora
>>9174520
Yeah pretty good chance that Emerald or Mercury(or both) are gonna die
>>9174555
Dey's all fucked in the head.
>>9174520
Em will save Cinder from a possibly fatal blow from Qrow or one of the heroes and this will either trigger or be a catalyst for the Zuko Redeption arc coming a mile away.
The smugbug surviving will hinge heavily on how much fans like her by the end of the season. Also if they want to follow up on her whole implied Aladdin thing or not. Secret Vaccuo princess sent to Mistral for her own protection but things went super tits up reveal when?
>>9174597
Gochisou-sama Deshita
Enjoy the artist has a couple different ones
>>9174774
>the Zuko Redemption arc coming a mile away.
>>9174774
Reminder that fallen petals is endgame.
>>9174794
Thanks
>>9175177
This.
>>9175177
That's not Misa x Cinder though
>>9175211
Did hiwo get inspiration for this from these
>>9174794
>>9159197
...he should do more
>>9175177
Cinder x a frying pan is endgame
Backwardz Compatible link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/807b7bdb-999a-4642-abfe-e8fb32c57d35/index.m3u8
What if the Schnee told you that you owe 20,000 Lien to the SDC and if you fail to pay up in 48 hours there will be consequences?
>>9175860
Is there any dick I can suck to fix this
>>9175860
I'd pay her. I don't want trouble with the Schnee.
>>9169374
You going to make an imgur of these adorable ohayou's?
>>9175884
What if the Schnee told you that either you pay up or you will have your kneecaps repossessed by the SDC?
>>9176055
I am not the one making them but it would pretty neat if the Ohayou anon did.
>>9176131
pay them the money I guess
>>9176055
>>9176276
I think we need to make an imgur album, and then put that imgur album into the pastebin.
>>9176390
I agree.
>>9176390
>That style
Nice.
When the Schnees fight the Arcs
https://youtu.be/MTyyxUU5KzA
What if Cinder fell in love with the Merc?
>>9176518
It would be extremely irkful
>>9176518
Wouldn't be a total loss. Hallucination Cinder would still love her.
>>9176518
What do you mean "what if"?
>>9176518
Emerald can always move on to Jaune.
>>9176518
What if merc fucked cinder in the ass while emerald watched making disapproving looks at merc so after merc finished he told cinder it would be hot if she took a shit on emeralds chest and emerald had to let her do it because she loves cinder?
>>9176724
>>9175860
Obviously she's full of shit. She's just lying to scam money out of me now that she's a penniless tramp, she doesn't even have any power over the SDC.
>>9176817
Beggars can't be choosers Emerald.
I really should stop coming here for anything else than RvB links
>>9177227
Silly Anon. You're here forever.
I really really REALLY hate clickbait ads
who the fuck are they even targeted at?
Dumbass children?
Dumbass horny old men?
Complete and utter dipshits?
And who the fuck coughs up the money to keep running them?
>>9177227
I told myself that in 2013
>>9177288
Just use ublock origin, what are you doing?
Yang is the coolest!
>>9177288
normie iphone users
>>9177288
Make faunus women fall in love in three words? These faunus girls love human dick,
>>9177304
It's not the Ads I'm pissed at
I'm pissed at the 0 effort who ever makes them puts in to them
Your average click bait ad
*Picture of woman with huge tits*
*HeY WannA MakE uR deek fukkin HYUGE?????!!!! CLICK HERE*
*Virus*
>>9177320
Winter is cooler.
>>9177348
>Implying that is not true of ALL Non-Human females
Non Human girls were made for human cock
>>9177382
Including Salem?
>>9177359
Winter is a glorified delivery girl who got clowned by a drunk
>>9177397
Especially Salem.
what if ruby was sitting at her computer really sad and you asked why and she told you that strongbad still hasn't answered her email
>>9177455
Crawl under her desk and lick her feet
>>9177382
Non Human Female (NHF)/ Human Male (HM) should be encouraged when the resulting hybrids inherit the best traits of both races yet are STERILE as to not further pollute the human genepool
That means a few thousand rapes, a bit of indoctrination,brain washing and some intense physical and mental training and Badda Bing Badda Boom! you have yourself a sizeable unit of Elite Infantry that you can throw against a wall until you have to repeat the process
A better solution would be keeping breeding stock on hand and use them as sex slaves as well to boost troop morale as well as demoralize the enemy
>>9177415
Yang lost her arm to an edgelord and got clowned by an ice cream midget.
>>9177357
I wouldn't know because I never see them
>>9177382
I mean unless the faunus's one animal trait is some crazy dick then a majority of faunus cocks are the same as human cock
>>9177723
Non Human Girls will always try to piss off daddy by getting knocked up by Human Males
This is a fact
>>9176506
Why would the Schnees be attacking them
>>9177824
alright, I mean the baby has a 50/50 chance of being human or the same faunus type as the mother so that could either work or not
>>9177858
There is also a racial thing in play
Kind of similar to the "Mysterious foreign man from a distant land" thing
>>9177901
suuure
>>9177922
>t. insecure non human cuck "boy"
When does Chibi come out again?
>>9178344
May 13th
Do you see any place for this lady in Volume 5?
>>9178487
she will be the mc
>>9178487
Obviously leader in the teams' training montage.
>>9178487
Small speaking roles where she provides exposition about Haven, and mild comic relief with her team. If there's a big group fight at the end of the Volume, she can be in that too.
>>9178487
Maybe in the background to help fill out crowd scenes
>>9177975
L-lewd!
>>9177801
Roman is a classy man who smokes only the highest quality Vacuoan cigars, not cigarettes like some disgusting commoner.
>>9178487
She and her team are going to be cleaning out their dorm in Haven to make room for team RWBY. They got expelled because of their pathetic showing in the tournament.
>>9179119
Surprised more people don't depict him more like his clockwork orange self
>>9179450
Well he's not really all that much like Alex DeLarge beyond looks and being a criminal
It is a pretty easy reference to make though so it is odd that it's so underutilized for possible porn
>>9179556
He loves committing crime
>>9179963
Yeah but there's a pretty good difference between their sort of committed crimes