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>>9157181
Good to hear!
>>9157315
Yay!
>>9157240
>>9157337
Oh, hope you atleast feel better now
and thx! :3
>>9157418
GO BACK TO WORK
>>9157450
I need a barbacoa recipe, but Skitty left...
>>9157435
>>9157357
>>9157551
You are a horrible person.
>>9157627
You are a smart person. You are a lewd person.
>>9157495
Y..you have returned!
world is a fuck
>>9157664
These are both very correct.
>>9157785
>>9157495
Also now I just realized what you meant by that previous post, thx <3
I am the lewd king of /b/read. What'chu gonna do about it?
>>9157684
>>9157860
>>9157860
ask u for a back rub
>>9157983
>>9157983
Okay Blewbs, you can has a back rub.
this is happening
>>9158050
That wasn't very long...
>>9158045
/cry
>>9158048
squee!
>>9158083
i am ashamed for my failure
>>9158130
/trash/ pony is a cute
>>9158130
You should be...
>That feeling after you get your teeth professionally cleaned
>>9158196
sho is!
>>9158214
>tfw you don't have insurance and you're too poor to afford a dentist's appointment
>>9158250
>>9158214
Lookit this rich fuck with the nice teeth.
>>9158282
Don't tell me you do not visit the dentist either. I went 7 years without going even though I could and I didn't have any cavities, juat general build up.
>>9158359
Nah. I'm messing.
I get one free clean-up a year. Though, I haven't been in years.
>sticky on /pol/ asking for board name suggestions
>explicitly says 3 characters long
>the majority of people propose 3 char names
>disregard all of them and make a 4 char board
I thought this was funny too, when I saw the new board.
Did /mlpol/ die or are they happy on their own site because I'm surprised they are not raiding the new board /bant/.
>>9158848
/bant/ has the no pony rule applied.
>>9158942
That never stopped them from raiding out of spite.
>>9158942
That has never stopped them. I think they're content on their own site.
>>9159015
What site are they on now?
>>9159049
>>9159079
I am on mobile and cannot tell who this is. I'm guessing Urshy?
>>9157860
Wanna netflixs and chill?
>>9159096
Yes. I swtched back to Twilight. Did you get the link?
>>9158401
>>9159160
What link?
>>9159210
What's gucci, i bubble butt?
>>9159268
Lol, nothin much. Half asleep still.
>>9158466
is that really the /pol/ spinoff? I thought it would be more politics related.
>>9158848
>>9159049
We are happy on our own site at mlpol.net because theres no chance we would get a board on 4chan. Also we are taking a break from raiding after continuously being on /qa/ for the last month. GR15 is effectively non enforced on /qa/ anymore, and we still post there occasionally.
>>9159336
You just wake up?
>>9159382
>linking the site directly
I thought that was against the rules.
>>9159388
Yeah. Still don't wanna get outta bed yet.
>>9159382
Sounds pretty chill. Kinda wish mlpol would have stayed a board though.
>>9159446
>4chan
>following the rules
Welcome new friend!
>>9159449
Is there something you need to do that's making you get up?
>>9159446
No longer enforced due to the being no reason to keep it a secret
>>9159486
I mean /mlpol/'s rules. Not 4chan's.
>>9159449
Spend all night there shitposting with us~
>>9159525
Oh...well, aren't you going to show me around? I'm new here!
>>9159525
If you are a 4channer first before all else, you should not feel a compulsion to follow other sites' rules.
>>9159518
Okay, thanks.
>>9159531
I have work.
>>9159637
>operation get aku to call into work and hangout here all night
>>9159637
And I have paper. Looks like we both have things we could cut.
>>9159694
:thinking:
Are trees doggos, since they have all that bark?
>>9159779
They're plants I think.
>>9159818
But with all that bjork, they must be doggo, right?
Like if something had lots of meow, itd be a catto
>>9159854
Nah man.
Lawn meowers scare cattos.
>>9159662
>>9159694
No I need money for things. I've got no excuse.
>>9159885
ok ok ok
but
WHAT IF DOGGO ARE PLANTS
@skitty
>>9159938
Fair enough.
>>9159947
No. Plants are sacred. Fku.
>>9159993
wot r u >implying bout doggos?
>>9160033
Dogs are trash tier.
>>9160033
>>9160081
snek top tier
>>9160104
Calling me a liar?
>>9160122
>snek
>>9160122
Wrong.
Cats are best.
>>9160183
You gotta be joshin' me!
That's libel BTW. I'll see you in court.
>>9160217
No hoodwinks here!
Fine, but like.. I dont see how playing a game of basketball will help..
>>9160175
You're wrong.
>>9160365
Arent there infinitely more cat pics than snek pics tho?
Snek so smooth too.
Nothing quite like a nice hot shower to make you feel relaxed and refreshed
Birds. Birds is the word.
>>9160365
no u.
>>9160607
Hey eat shit.
>>9160660
Rude
>>9160413
Quality over quantity
>>9160607
That, and jerking off.
or nobody cares about snakes,
>>9160607
Hot showers are bad for you, warm and cold showers are where it's at.
>>9160738
Yes, but I have yet to do that, I can't remember the last time I did, either
>>9160772
But it soothes my sore muscles
>>9160742
Only great minds can appreciate owning and loving a snek.
>>9160795
Beg for a heat pad
>>9160795
Were you performing physical activity?
>>9160772
untrue.
mostly trashy white dudes who still think being edgy makes them look cool own snakes.
Oh hey, I'm supposed to be sexually harassing Darwin or something....
>>9160862
We have one, but my step dad ends up hogging it to himself
I bet he has it with him in his bed right now
>>9160914
No
>>9160942
Same old pain, then?
>>9160921
That's why they don't own them for long, they are not worthy.
>>9160977
Yep
>>9160977
Remember he said he thought he might have inherited some fibromyalgia.
>>9161011
You seem more quiet than usual today. Still got a lot on your mind?
>>9161055
YES BUT WE ARE NOT TRAINED PHYSICIANS INTERROGATOR
>>9160988
and snakes don't have fur.
they're barely even animals. they're closer to sticks desu.
you like a pet stick?!
>>9161061
>>9161055
I did say I might have inherited it, yes
>>9161061
I haven't had much to say today, but yeah, sort of
>>9161061
*tickles you from behind*
Thank god its not me being tickled this time
I very much dislike being tickled
>>9161087
Yes I do like my 20 year old cuddle stick. You will not know true joy until you've cuddled with a snek.
>>9161105
*tickles your behind*
>>9161093
No sad Nanachis.
>>9161094
I hope it is nothing serious.
>>9161105
Why this?
>>9161141
>cuddle stick
I got one of those, if you'd like to see.
>>9161161
Sure post it.
Have I ever told the story on how I ate a porkchop too fast and it got stuck in my esophagus?
I was unable to eat or drink or I would cough it back up, I had to go to an ER and have them put me to sleep to get it out
And then I found out I had acid reflux, appearantly the acid scarred the bottom of my esophagus, so now I take medicine for that
Thanks for making me inherit that too, mom
I should never have kids, they'd just inherit a ton of horrible things from me
>>9161150
It's nothing too serious..
I guess I can talk about it over steam
>>9161199
I think the only thing I have to worry about is getting cancer.
>>9161184
I- I've never shared anything like this with another poster.
http://imgur.com/a/1cX39
captcha: deliceto public
>>9161284
What is that?
oh god im drunk and i have to go with my friend through my ranch to his house on an atv
with beer
>>9161367
it's a cuddle stick.
don't make it sound like some weird thing! I already had enough trouble posting it!
>>9161377
Make sure he wears a condom, I don't want skitty catching aids or hiv.
>>9161150
I think I promised Skitty in a previous thread that I'd sexually harass you.
>>9161377
You're not going to be driving are you? Is your friend sober? Can he drive the ATV? Skitty, youre running out of limbs to break, you gotta take it easy.
>>9161452
She is a troublemaker.
>>9161415
That isn't what a snake look like
>>9161525
Skitty's a he though. Women don't have mustaches.
>>9161776
you are correct.
it's eight inches of pure caecilian for your viewing pleasure~
>>9161833
Weird
>>9161889
I like it.
>debating on if I want to have some salsa
>>9161987
home made or store bought?
Anyone have plans for cinco de mayo?
>>9162206
babsee
>>9162217
anomalous
>>9162198
Store I ran out of homemade, I need to go raid my dad's house for more sauce.
>>9162227
'sup?
>>9162231
go for it.
but those better be some good fuckin chips.
>>9162256
I go for the efficiency model chips.
>>9161377
skittyskits
>>9162291
shamefur.
but not the worst salsa set-up by any stretch.
>>9162256
I ate a ton of sushi then got tired and slept six hours. Work is in six hours.
Probably gonna stay up, maybe go in a bit early, study some
>>9162339
>>9162392
...
remember you are dust, and to dust you will return.
>>9162357
not bad.
having free time before work is unbearable tbqh though.
>>9162441
it kinda is but eh
>hopes to get to the point where people will say hi to you when you post a image
>>9162468
be as horrible a person as possible
worked for me
>>9162468
It's not an achievement.
>>9162509
Your right it's a milestone.
>>9162539
My left too.
/b/read is dead. Let's talk about penis.
>>9162737
What kind is your favorite, how many have you tried out?
I found a dank cover to a dank song
https://soundcloud.com/madeleinebrossier/luv-sicfeat-shing02-part-3-cover
>>9162789
That song sucks
>>9162904
you sock
>>9162737
post yours.
>>9162759
I have yet to actually try any.
>>9162930
he's not wrong.
>>9162960
Who knew that people could have such wrong opinions
>>9162984
what's more likely?
everyone else is wrong, or you are?
>>9163009
hold on lemme flip a coin
>>9163032
I'll wait.
captcha: mexico algodones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2C8JAOq0Zk
this song is better anyways
>>9163048
What does tails mean, again?
>>9163061
heck. you're right.
>>9162933
Yeah, nah. Very few /b/readers have seen my dick, and I'm keeping it that way.
>>9163076
Hol' up.
The song is good being right
Or tails = right
Which means heads means left?
That gets us no where
>>9163087
wait, what?
>>9163102
>
>>9163135
Ohk so if tails is right, then what's wrong?
>>9163183
like, morally?
>>9163135
Only Reece and I think Blewberry know what my dick looks like.
>>9163061
Ehh it's better but the rapping was not good.
>>9163207
I don't know, man!
What the heck does tails being right even mean?
Maybe paws are wrong?
Or Sonic, even!?
>>9163242
Hrmm
Try this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
>>9162325
anon
>>9163228
I see!
>>9163243
I'll tell you what's morally wrong.
bringing up sonic the hedge hog.
ever!
my arm hurts a lot lol -skitty
>>9163327
i like sonic tho
not in an autistic fan base way but yeah
>>9163346
you know what that means?
it means you bets get fuck the out of my thread!
*loads shotgun*
>>9163350
sonic used to be aight.
I really liked the first sonic movie. the one with the anime cat girl.
>>9163346
he jerked off 6 mandingos before they went in for the kill.
>>9163277
The rapping sounds good in that one but the lyrics blow.
>>9163327
No one knows what my face looks like, by the way, except for maybe Blewbie. I'm like a lewd faceless entity of sorts.
>>9163400
I just assumed you are literally cloud kicker irl.
>>9163400
So the one person that for sure would jackoff to it in a diaper.
>>9163489
why would i jack off to someone's face? I stuck my dick on Skitty's eye that one time, but thats totally different. Im not a face fetishist or something.
bored
needs more filly
>>9163887
>here lets just post a classic that no one could find fault in
>>9163891
That's why I added the diaper part
>>9163887
head?
I'm sorry, we don't talk about that.
>>9163951
yay!
>>9163970
you have a right to bear arms.
but not your own.
>>9163983
Legs?
>>9164003
they help you move around.
what else needs to be said?
>>9163983
Wait more importantly, feet?
>>9163997
Mmm night time dried pasta.
>>9164040
very sensual to some
which is why I keep mine well manicured!
>>9164055
Heya
>>9164062
Good, this pleases the sock
fuckin tits christ
most of this week is not remembered
>>9164069
Hi
>>9164071
check out me feets!
>>9164132
how so?
>>9164141
Listen to the music dangit
>>9164132
What happened?
>>9164153
too much booze
too much work
>>9164162
>in the middle of a 14 hour shift
>janitorial bullshit
>drunk off my ass
>spend a solid hour puking and then cleaning up my own puke
i think that happened at some point on tuesday?
My power went out for a few seconds a few minutes ago
My lamp just flickered, if I lose power again I might just go to bed
>>9164189
what area are you in?
is it the floods?
>>9164167
I see. sorry to hear that.
>>9164153
woah nice feets indeedy
>>9164188
Oh... damn.
Or I might stick around on mobile, I dont know
>>9164200
Virginia, and while we do have minor floods here occasionally, its not that
>>9164218
toe
BEANS!
>>9163970
>>9164156
pretty decent remix
it is important for me to go 'solve a problmem' and then be back to chat
>>9164277
>>9164256
pristine
>>9164319
heckin
TOBY
HE KEEPS ON EATING HIS JELLY BEANS
HE NEEDS TO SAVE EM FOR LATEEERE
HE IS GONNA GET FAT!
>>9164319
Okay, it is fap time. What do?
>>9164335
>>9164354
you should take his beans.
>>9164379
hey rappy!
>>9164387
>>9164387
>>9164387
>>9164387
Id never steal his beans
he only has..
a few handfuls of them!
>>9164400
everything ok hon?
>>9164419
lmao
>>9164422
pawful.
>>9164383
>>9148619
>>9164446
:)))))))))
>>9164379
Hey Raptor! How are you doing?
>>9164447
Meh. Not a lot of good porn here.
>>9164446
No really.
How're you?
knew you'd like that one, the other two look similar to your art style and i figured it might be the directino you're heading and you might get some ideas from them.
>>9164483
Pretty shitty desu.
I'm still feeling sick though not near as bad as days before, but I'm also really weak from how little I've been eating, and I didn't even realise it till I went to work today, the 2-5 k's I walk for it with the bus trip has just destroyed me, muscles shaking and a lot of other stuff that isn't very nice.
How're you?
>>9164507
There is a ton of porn in the OP. Surely you can find something.
>>9164518
not feeling much better eh?
I'm assuming you didn't keep your meal down very well last night.
you might need an IV drip before long.
>>9164549
Right, but it's not GOOD porn.
Gonna see what I can scavange on Derpibooru.
>>9164518
>I'm also really weak from how little I've been eating
>muscles shaking and a lot of other stuff that isn't very nice.
Sounds concerning. Maybe you should look into those specially made liquid meal things for keeping up your calorie intake while sick.
>How're you?
I'm fine. Tired.
>>9164583
Oh, no, I'm definitely feeling better, but I seem to be lagging at the 'too sick to wanna eat, not sick enough to throw up' point.
When I eat I feel worse, but if I don't it's going to be bad times for Raptor.
but I'm definitely feeling better than I have been earlier in the week for example.
>>9164641
I'll be ok, I've forced myself to have a small breakfast and a normal lunch today.
I'm sure I'll be ok.
I got banana pudding
Alright. Futa Rarity makes everything better.
>>9164795
Still feeling sick?
Damn, that sucks
>>9164822
Good choice
>>9164795
sprite!
>>9164795
>I'm sure I'll be ok.
I hope so.
>>9164822
>>9089103
>>9164860
dun have any D:
>>9164898
I guarantee it.
>>9164929
Get some ginger ale, ginger is really good for fighting nausea
>>9164929
Or ginger tea, if you prefer that
>>9164957
>>9164971
I'll have to pick some up tomorrow.
To hell with going out again today :P
>>9164851
>>9164898
Best choice.
>>9164929
shit!
I heard it helps with nausea.
>>9165068
Make sure you write it down or something
Nausea really fucking sucks
>>9165099
Soda water/lemonade is supposed to yeah, same with ginger as Pasta was saying
>>9165103
Believe me, I won't forget
>>9165148
Happy Rarity thread?
>>9165254
Sounds like a good idea darling~
>>9165254
>>9165269
Aww, thanks babe~
>>9165291
>>9165301
>>9165301
i have finished cleansing myself after i finished defiling myself
>>9165321
>>9165339
how do you feel?
>>9165356
>>9165398
empty inside
also hungry
>>9165398
>>9165419
>>9165409
Do you have anything to fill the void?
>>9165409
Eh, you'll get used to it.
>>9165422
>>9165440
the only thing i have to eat until monday is four packets of instant ramen, a head of cabbage, half a gallon of milk, and three eggs
>>9165430
Yeah I bet you do speak like a sophisticated lady, Urshy~
>>9165464
>>9165430
>>9165490
Just being a teasing SOB.
>>9165509
this doesn't actually work
it chafes
>>9165517
What mare are you most sexually attracted to?
>>9165477
True
>>9165532
I will not tolerate you besmirching Mercury's wisdom.
>>9165509
I've seen a similar tutorial before on /mlp/
>>9165532
well thats just sad.
>>9165606
haha great perverts think alike i guess. or maybe same guy.
>>9165592
try it if you want, it either chafes or the marshmallows get destroyed and you get sticky shit on your dick anyways
it's soft but not silky
>>9165592
no, it totally does
Those who've never tried it may believe it does, those who were punished with marshmallow caked wing wangs
>>9165592
gosh dang if only mercury posted in these threads
>>9165645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-yGhsrvSfE
>>9165553
To some extent, Rarity. I like some variety though.
>>9165833
Noted.
>>9165673
i have actually had previous experience in fucking marshmallows and suspected that it didn't work, but i was drunk and bored enough to try it
i mean soap and water cleans pretty much everything
>>9161453
i can totally