ERP Thread: Harem Edition Previous: >>9145324

>>9149024
Olivia was made for breeding.

>>9149024
>not Owain's Harem Edition

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Orcs a best

TIKI

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(Reposting from last thread.)
>>9148910
>Nidoqueen paused as he drew himself away yet again, the sensation of his touch still lingering on her generous rear. Was he staring at her? Groping her, even? No, he couldn't be. How could anyone find such an elderly Pokemon attractive? Knowing full well that she was past her prime was a large reason why she'd agreed to the job in the first place. The idea that someone, even a human, could possibly find her sexy was...arousing. More than just that, she was already starting to feel the wetness of her excitement dampening her panties. If there really was a possibility the professor was interested in her, she'd put on a little show to gauge her suspicions.
Queen~!
>She quietly called out, bringing her fingers to her underwear and slowly easing them down to her thighs. With her dripping nethers now exposed, she allowed her duster to clatter to the ground, and bent over as though she was about to pick it back up. With her bare ass pointed back at the professor, she patiently waited for him to take notice of her aching, naked sex.

>>9149028
(Oh, okay. Thank you! I try to make something that's nice to read, but I do worry about how long it takes me.)

>>9149048
Fuck off.

>>9149073
>t. Jiro

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>>9148994
My VEESAL has become a portal for the SEVEN DEITIES to speak through. But only so long as I allow them.

>>9149064
I kind of want to see how big your butthole is compared to my dick, especially after you've used bulk up

>>9149076
Did you enjoy your shitty meal?

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>tfw no qt3.14 Eldar Howling Banshee gf to cuddle with
Emperor preserve me...

>>9149087
t. someone who doesn't need anons sucking Owain's cock any more than he needs Owain to publicly suck his own cock.

>>9149104
>tfw Eldar and Imperium are working together now
JUST HERESY MY SHIT UP INQUISILAM

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>>9148748
(It's because I didn't mention it. I'm sorry. I still want to ERP though, pretty bad. But I can't right nowto. I am lurking here and there in this moment but I can't do a session.)

>>9148784
(Even If you did it for the giggles, I really like what I am seeing. If you want to goof around again I wouldn't mind playing with you If you're okay with my shit writing.)

>>9149064
>worry about how long it takes me
Good things are worth the wait

>>9149122
Heresy or not, if they're good enough for a fuckin' Primarch, they're good enough for me.

>>9149001
>>9148987
(Your replies are much quicker than I'm used to for similar quality desu.)
>The horny professor allowed his eyes to become slits, blocking out the world until he can feel his need to cum start to recede...Until he hears the lustful mating call of the pokemon. His eyes open wide and he gawks openly at the moistened sex of the curvaceous maid, the feast of fat presented to him so openly making him ache for something to breed. With wet pokemon pussy just a few feet away from him he can't help his hands finding their way to his zipper, tugging them down until his stiff erection flops out into the open air. He approaches without a word and positions himself behind her, pressing his swollen glans right against the entrance to her depths. Grabbing onto her child bearing hips he wastes no time in slamming every inch he can right inside of her cunt, cleaving her right to the womb with that single hip thrust.
"I-I can't..."
>The professor's earlier masturbation proved too much as he orgasms on the spot, pumping rope after rope of sticky seed right inside of the pokemon's sex. He bucks his hips forward like some sort of horny animal, desperate to milk out as much seed as he can inside of her pussy. His balls tug and pulse with each burst of seed, fermented seed splattering messily against her walls. Feeling extremely sensitive he attempts to pull out and finds his own butt hitting the desk, having to tap on Nidoqueen's hip to get her attention.
"Um...Nido. I-I seem to be a little stuck here..."
>Despite his protests his erection is still as hard as ever, leaking more salty spunk from the occasionally twitching head.

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Choose a Pokemon for me to ERP as!

>>9149137
>>9149064

>>9149135
>Robot Jeweyman
Oh boy. More "Ultramarines save the day lol!" I'm rooting for Chaos.

>>9149128
Hush Morrigan, you're great too.

>>9149156
Meloetta.

>>9149156
Feebas

>>9149156
Weedle

>>9149156
Stay as is, you degenerate cockslut.

>>9149160
Don't get me wrong, I hate the Ultrasmurfs too, but if anyone is better suited to unfucking the Imperium other than Big E himself, it's Papa Smurf.

>>9149156
If I do that, will you sit that ass on my face?

>>9149156
Gardevoir

>>9149128
You're gonna lose friends. Go play with em.

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>>9149156

>>9149196
Fuck you Winslow, you were the Squidward of your show you little cunt.

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>>9149156
Absol
Evee
Marill girl

>>9149122
It’s either working together or be anally raped by Chaos. I don't know the Mon-keighs but I’m quite sure that not even the Dark Eldars are eager to give Slaneesh the succ. Don’t worry once Failbaddon the harmless is fucked up once again we will end up bitching at each other like always.

>>9149184
The Best was Sanguinius but alas it was too Pure for this GrimDark Universe. So we have to do with Papa Smurf and his NuMarines.

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>>9149217
Sooooo... know any single Eldar ladies eager for the BHC?

>>9149156
Jinx

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>>9149092
(I'd usually be happy to take another session up, but it's super late for me right now and I'm pretty tired. I wouldn't want to give you a half-baked RP just because I'm sleepy!)

>>9149132
(Ha, I suppose. Thank you!)

>>9149137
>She gasped as the torrent of cum flooded into her depths, surprised at the sudden boldness of the professor. It was all she could do to just bend over and take it while he thrusted uselessly into her, before pinning himself against his own desk under the weight of her ass. Realizing the sudden control over the situation that she had, and the unsatisfied burning arousal between her legs, Nidoqueen turned back to shoot him a wry grin.
Queen.
>Before he could properly react, she began slamming her hips into his, refusing to even let him pull out and release the cum he'd kept inside of her of womb. If he wasn't going to pump his dick inside of her, Nidoqueen was happy to /make/ him do it. Surprisingly still hard even after he'd already blown his load, she couldn't help but wonder if his sensitive cock would break him under the pleasure of her seed-coating tunnel. What's more, she knew she wouldn't care to heed any protests about needing breaks or announcements that he was cumming again, instead content with using him as a living, perverted dildo.

>>9149232
(Can you at least sit on my face quickly, or just show me your butt a little? Im lusty for that plump, big, nidobutt!)

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>>9149241
(Oh, I can definitely show you some more Nidobutt.)

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>>9149156
Do u liek mudkips?

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>>9149168
>>9149169
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>>9149191
>>9149216
>>9149230
Geeze, thats a lot of replies, and not a single duplicate!

>>9149181
But I think this ava is taken!

>>9149190
Are you the anon from the last thread who was desperate for some face sitting?~

>>9149258
That sounds like me!

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>>9149001
(Sorry for stepping in a conversation but I don't think you're taking a while at all. You respond fairly quickly and your posts seem good (I don't really know since I don't read other sessions most of the time.) Some avas take around 10 minutes to post and some others take up to 20 minutes and this is my case. You're completely okay.)

>>9149162
(It's okay. I've come to accept what I am. It's better than scratch my head the whole day.)

>>9149194
(I am, I am! It's just that I am posting while I am dead.)

So who was Viral?

>>9149256
I would breed that mudkip.

>>9149270
Owain trying an easy in for Morrigan

>mfw it's 1 am and I just cooked tortellini even though I should be finishing my essay

>>9149263
>accept what I am
you mean great? I agree.
I'm not fucking with you, I enjoy everything I see from you. Even saved one I did with you to my archive of good shit.
This place is a darker place without you around as much.

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>>9149263
(Thank you, I'm flattered that you're actually reading any of my posts. I definitely think you're one of the better avas out there, both IC and OOC, so your words come as fairly high praise. Remind me to get your blessing to play 2B sometime!)

>>9149232
>The professor returns her smile with a shaky one of his own, believing that she would listen to his request. As he opens his mouth to speak it soon turns into a cry of overwhelmed delight, the entirety of his cock buried inside of the furnace hot depths of her cum drenched pussy. So sensitive after his last orgasm he can do little but moan and grasp her hips, biting his lip hard enough to break the skin as his trembling dick is fed mind blowing ecstasy.
"N-NiDO~! Please s-STOP! T-Too much...!"
>His pleas are soon silenced as his eyes roll in their sockets, his overproductive balls once again pumping more of his virile seed into the man's throbbing shaft. He cums with barely a warning, spewing as she continues to pound his pelvis so hard it aches. The roughness of her riding sends streams of cum splattering across his lab coat and her own ass, trickling down his thighs and forming a visible puddle on the floor. The scientist leans over the top of her and attempts to move away, feeling his legs beginning to turn into jelly as he leans on his desk for support. With his cock feeding a constant stream of testosterone fueled spunk into her pussy unprotected he mumbles to himself.
"Shouldn't do...Pregnant..."

>>9149270
Phone

>>9149258
Even if the ava is taken I doubt there'll be a problem since she isn't played at all. And besides, it's a crime for this butt not to be molested and ravaged, or at least licked when pushed against someone's face!

>>9149279
You don't need easy in for Morrigan.

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W-well.. if that Anon left...
I guess I'll just head to bed.

>>9149287
(So it's settled we all agree you're amazing at writing and it's fine when YOU take a decent amount of time to type. Also, keep up the good work Idk how you made a character that only repeats a single phrase so damn thrilling to read. but you did it.)

>>9149304
>kissu
Sleep well. Maybe you'll catch em later.

>>9149304
Leave your door unlocked and sleep naked.

>>9149304
>Hands Jolyne a 12 inch dildo
I don't want you to go to bed without something to cuddle

>>9149308
>we

>>9149328
>we
gonna have a fucking fight bruv

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>>9149323
I always do..
>>9149313
>Kissu on cheek backu
Thanks.
>>9149326
>Jolyne smiles and then marches off to bed, holding the oversized dildo
Thanks to you too.

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>>9149289
>Nidoqueen rolled her eyes, amazed at how such a perverted professor was also such a quickshot. While his quip about pregnancy should have come off as more than a little worrying, she was far too preoccupied with getting herself off. His second cumshot was only an appetizer that made her dripping pussy hungry for more, sending her deeper into her animalistic heat. She wanted more. Needed more. She wouldn't be satisfied with what little the professor had given here. She needed one final send-off, one last hard, sweaty round before she could even start to come down from the trance he'd put her into.
N-Nido~!
>Losing herself to the pleasure, Nidoqueen's mind slowly began to fizzle out as she bucked her hips faster and faster, desperate for any form of release. The loud sounds of their rough fucking crashed across the room, as all of the small knick-knacks on the professor's desk rattled in time with their heated thrusts. Electricity seemed to crackle through the Pokemon's body as she reached the brink of her orgasm, her frantic pumps turning into shaky bucks while her ass wobbled against the professor's hips. She let out a short cry as she felt all of her juices explode out of her needy pussy, coating the floor of the lab with her liquid lust.
Nidoqueen!

Hey guys, i've got about 2 hours and I want to try out my new ava Gajeel here before I do it during the regular hours. Any takers?

>>9149363
Gajeel?

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>>9149370
This guy, he's from Fairy Tail

>>9149363
What the hell is a Gajeel?

>>9149376
>Sucks dick

>>9149380
>>9149376

>>9149376
If I liked me some penis I totally would dawg. But I don't, so sadly I can't help ya.

>>9149387
Your comment alone was enough to satisfy me. Thank you anyways Anon~

>>9149396
Sure, no problem. Glad I could help...I think. This place needs more fairy tale anyway.

>>9149358
>The cum hungry pussy of his pokemon lover was voracious, despite the obvious age of the beast he still felt himself being wrung dry by the experienced walls of her sex. Each balls deep sink sent a bit of pre (or cum) spilling from his constantly dripping urethra, a permanent highway of his salty secretions to fill her with the sticky seed she craved. Outside the door multiple young trainers and nurses were gathered at the door, listening to the animalistic fucking that was occurring within. A few of the older trainers whispered to each other before running off to recreate a similar scene to whats happening behind the door. Inside of the room the Professor was on his last legs, each crash of that perfect ass against his pelvis sending a wave of mind melting ecstasy and pain through his waist.
"Ni...Do..."
>Whispering those words he manages to dive forward, presses firmly against her ass as he gives her exactly what she's hoping for. His cock tip presses directly against her cervix as he explodes, draining the last of his contents from his now semen vacant balls. Heated gushes of cock milk flow inside of her, stuffing her insides to the brim with his natural white paint. Feeling his erection finally calm down he practically collapses backwards onto his desk, knocking papers and frames to the floor as his tip slips out with a wet "pop"! A deluge of semen follows in the wake of his exit, adding to the already visible puddle on the floor. His eyes soon flutter shut, knowing he will probably be walking funny when he comes to.
>Professor has fainted!

>>9149418
Hi Owain

>>9149421
No anon. I'm Owain.

>>9149421
Hi Anon. How are you?

>>9149435
You can't be Owain. I'M Owain.

>>9149435
No Owain, I'm Anon.

>>9149421
Pfft. As if you jokesters could ever be me. I'm the REAL Owain.

>>9149418
Well, owain got his breeding fetish in
I say we call it a night

>>9149444
>>9149435
>>9149455
Fuck all of you, it was me, the real Owain, all along!

>>9149459
How is that possible? For I am Owain, the TRUE AND HONEST Owain

>>9149459
K-Kisama! You could never be the real Owain! I'll ask you a question only the real Owain would know!
What's your favorite type of soda pop!?

>>9149467
All of them, for they are all mine in a Harem of soda

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INTRODUCING THE ONE TIME OFFER LEWD TYPEFUCKER FOR JUST TONIGHT....

IKA!

>>9149467
Jiro's Tears of course!

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He's Owain, he's Owain, you're Owain, I'M OWAIN!!!

Is there anymore Owains I should know about?

>>9149476
nope

Nice memeing but he's Owain

>>9149476
>Hops on Ika and kissus her lips

>>9149480
Cumslit.

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>knocks on the door
Hey it's me MILF man

Where are the MILFs

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So much heresy... Go on without me, brother... my debt to the Emperor has finally been paid...

>>9149480
M-Masaka...I am the realest Owain!

>>9149476
Goodness .. I want to be smothered by those thighs.

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>>9149418
>Catching her breath, Nidoqueen turned back around to face the knocked-out professor. Goodness, she definitely went a bit too far. Although she didn't feel particularly bad for him, having initiated their little impromptu session and all, she still took it upon herself to prop him up in his chair. He slumped a bit forward, and she couldn't manage to zip up his tiny fly with her large fingers, but it was good enough for such short notice. It wasn't long before she'd snatched up her cleaning supplies and finished dusting off the room, mopping up the mess the two of them had made together. As she'd suspected, the actual cleaning only took a few minutes, and the professor was still sound asleep by the time she'd finished. She slipped out of the room, excited to hear about the glowing review he was sure to send after such a stellar performance.

(And scene! Great stuff, anon! That was a ton of fun to play out, and dipped into my maid/master fetish pretty nicely. The role reversal was handled pretty well, too. I hope you liked it as much as I did!)

I am but a humble refugee. Where is the ficki and benefits?

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>>9149463
I read this and had to do this shit picture, someone make a better one

>>9149508
(Yeah that was fantastic! Thanks for sticking around even though you said you were tired. Easily one of my favorite sessions I've had so far. Have a nice rest!)

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>>9149485
>give several smooches back in glee

>>9149499
I am bred to do as you wish, master~
>the extremely thicc pokemon stroked both her fat, huge thighs as she grinned at the man, almost beckoning him over with her wide eyes

>>9149516
Jesus Christ...

>>9149526
>Hops off and smacks her thick ass
Strip for me Ika, I need to cum

>>9149526
Are you?
>He said while coming closer to the Pokémon, his own hands moving to caressing her tights she has so lewdly offered to him. And she felt right, soft, pliable, and smooth. Touching her was a pleasure and he was already painful thinking about penetrating her, pushing his body against her softness, those legs wrapping around him.
Yes … you are. Perfect. Come here ... give Master some sugar.
>He said pushing himself forward, looking for her black lips, kissing her voraciously, and desire already building inside him.

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>>9149494
I wanna fuck that gaping wound in his stomach

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>>9149534
>doing as shes told, the huge, fat assed Pikachu tugs her bra down off her fat, teardrop tits as the flop out freely. Ripping it off her back with a single tug, she throws off her lacy shirt before turning around and presenting her enormous, fat ass for the anon
Here you go, master, as you asked for~

>>9149568
>she returned the humans kiss; sloppily and lusty as her hands felt him up. As she pulled away, she shook her head slowly as she closed her eyes, licking her fat lips
All of this is yours, master. Every inch of my chubby, warm flesh is yours to do with as you please~

>>9149569
Slaanesh approves.

>>9149594
>Anon watches her strip, his thick cock throbbing inside his pants. He pulls it out letting the slab of meat hang between his legs.
Such a good whore, I wonder what hole I should use.
>He says coyly as he immediately rams his thick cock inside of Ika's asshole, the girth of his shaft forcing it to stretch wide enough for him to easily insert it during his next few thrusts. His hips now colliding with her bare ass, Ika's thick ass rippling with each collision. Their bodies causing a clap to echo around them as Anon starts to slam his cock into her fat ass.

>>9149594
Whoever has bred you was a genius. You are my utmost desire made flesh. I’m going to enjoy you. Every inch of your soft body.
>He answered her, parting her legs while kissing her back, his tongue sliding inside her, twisting and probing for hers. And has the kisses grow he worked on her garment, realizing her fat, generous tits for him to touch and push and squeeze, they were so big and plentiful. Too bigger for his hands but he explored them all, stopping only to focus her big rosy nipples.

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There we go, finally. Sheesh, that was annoying.

I'm guessing the anons I was talking to went to bed, huh?

>>9149657
I would guess since the thread is dying, but I'm still here lurking. Trying to finish this essay still....

>>9149657
I have no idea who you are but I'm horny and lurking.

One of these furrys gotta have a vore fetish, right?

>>9149672
she does>>9149657
well she does vore but idk if it's her fetish

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These threads are wonderful

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>>9149661
I could always just eat your teacher, should he fail you.

>>9149665
Melusine, nice to meet you.

>>9149672
I happen to do it by request, yes.

>>9149685
It's a she and she might croak soon, she's in her 70's. But thanks princess, I'd gladly take your offer if she does fail me.

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>>9149696
I see. Old people taste all pruney anyway.
I'll simply wish you luck once again, then.

>>9149676
I don't mind doing a more soft or playful take on it, that's true. It probably wouldn't include death, unless explicitly requested. And certainly not guro in any case.

Not intending to stomp on anyone's toes but Futanari is unoriginal as all hell

>>9149734
Thanks again, hopefully I don't sleep in class. I'll see you later, maybe with a new ava who knows~

>>9149734
(Do you do regular 'man fucks dragon' session?)

Ika are you still here?

>>9149764
lol she dropped you guys

>>9149752
So is being a faceless self insert but you don't see me complaining about you.

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>>9149753
Oh my, now you have me curious~
Take care until then!

>>9149756
I certainly do.
That is, if you're into the whole size difference thing.

>>9149785
You do same size?

>>9149785
How big a difference we talking here? I'm up for a session either way.aven levante

>About to go to bed
>Someone you like PMs you for the first time in weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70vDkYvqk

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>>9149788
I... Don't believe I have saved any pictures for that, actually. I figured same size was pretty common already, and wanted to use Melusine for more exotic requests. Sorry.

>>9149806
It varies greatly from picture to picture, but this one here is probably the closest one to her actual size compared to your average person. It also happens to be my favorite, heh.

>>9149816
dude, respond and don't sleep.
POST RESULTS

>>9149832
>more exotic requests
Let me crawl in your ass and shit me out.

>>9149832
Yeah I wanna fuck that dragon, anything you into besides size difference?

>>9149832
Didn't you do an rp with someone because of this picture? Like a cutesy one. Or was that Kass with the bird

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GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGA DOOOOOOOOOOOOGU BREAKUUUUUUUUUU

>>9149859
Thank you, I needed this.

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>>9149842
That doesn't sound like a genuine request.

>>9149844
Nothing particularly relevant if what you're looking to do is lay the dragon.
What about you? Do you have any other kinks?

>>9149846
Mhm. That was the focus of my very first session with her, in fact. She had catfished an anon online, not telling him she was a dragon, and gave him a date at a particular bus stop.

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>>9149859
O-oh geez. O-ohh geez.

>>9149878
>Very first session.
I was your first.
>Celebrates before going back to writing

>>9149878
Nah nothing worth mentioning, this is my first time doing size difference though, so sorry if my writing is shotty.

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>>9149899
That you were. In more than one sense of the word, too~
... Now stop lurking and finish that essay!

>>9149905
Ooh, first time for everything, right?
I have a bit of time now, if you'd like. Or would you like to do it at a better time?

>>9149914
Yeah I got around an hour of free time, is that good?

>>9149914
Fine.
>Kisses Melusine on the cheek before he heads off
Hopefully I see you tomorrow.

>>9149914
What an adorable dragon. I hope I can manage to get a session in with you after I manage to get some rest.

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>>9149931
That's not a whole lot, but I suppose it could suffice for something short and sweet.
Here, I'll get us started, if you don't mind.

>Melusine was laying in, or rather on the grass in an open field on the outskirts of the city. She usually tried to keep a low profile, what with her sticking out like a sore thumb and all. But this morning, she felt a tad lonely, and hoped someone would wander out for a walk, run into her, and not immediately scream in terror and leg it upon seeing her.

>>9149940
>She plants a big wet kiss right on her lover's cheek in turn, letting out a small giggle.
Hopefully so!

>>9149950
Thank you! And I would be delighted to.

>>9149964
>mfw I find an anon and a dragon's relationship cute.
Someone bring me a guitar and help me fight a bear, i need to feel manly

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This place is nuts.

>>9149983
>Kissus the punny squirrel girl.
So cute~

>>9149964
>Anon wiped the sweat from his brow as he made his way home from the fields that day. He was awfully tired, so he took the shortcut this time, even if there was a warning of a dragon in the area. What were the chances that he would run into it? As he entered the field however, he stopped in his tracks at the sight before him.
W-what the?

>>9149983
I hope you like nuts.

>>9149983
>Puns
Boooo!

>>9149983
Morrigan? Can you play now?

>>9149983
Isn't that squirrel a shotacon?

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>>9149978
But dragons -are- manly, anon!

>>9149991
>As she lazily laid onto her side, she heard the incoming footsteps and the anon's surprised expression not too far ahead. She opened a single eye to look at the source of the noise, then both as she spotted him.
Oh! Hello there! How goes it~?
>She asks in a playful tone, trying to come off as little threatening as possible.

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>>9150003
Yes.

>>9150011
>dragons are manly
Your relationship isn't, so I need to go do something manly

>>9150013
Excellent.

>>9150011
>If he wasn't surprised by the dragon, then he was definitely surprised by its friendly nature. He slowly raised his own hand to wave at...her, he had to guess?
I-I'm fine, j-just on my way home, this is a short cut sooo.....
>Oddly enough, he found himself approaching the beast slowly.

Is the Nidoqueen still here?

>>9150041
Nina went to sleep.

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>>9150014
Aww, well, please accept my apologies then.

>>9150033
>She returned his wave by a friendly wiggle of her clawed digits in turn, welcoming him.
Oh? Is that so? Most people tend to avoid this trail, usually... Probably because of all these signs. Tch.
>She gives off a mildly annoyed shrug at as she mentions them, then shakes her head in order to focus back on her visitor.
Anyway! I'm glad you decided to stop by. You're not in a rush or anything, are you?

>>9150050
>As much as his instincts told him to hightail it outta there, the dragon seemed a whole lot more friendly than he was expecting. His set his farming tools down as he got closer to her.
Well...not really I guess, you lonely or something?

>>9150047
>on in the afternoon one day, then on well past midnight the next day
Her schedule is unpredictable as fuck

>>9150078
but damn is she worth it.

>>9150050
I will not until I become manly once more

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>>9150072
>As he approached her, she sat back upright, giving her guest a closer look... Because he was getting closer.
Eehhhh...
>She drawn out, refusing to outright admitting it, but not exactly denying it either.
Maybe just a little bit...? I mean, people generally tend to avoid me, so... Yeah.
>With another shrug, she added.
I might be a dragon, but I have feelings too, you know? ... And needs.

>>9150092
That was a trick question, you see. A real man never accepts a woman's apology, he takes full responsibility instead!

>>9150114
Take responsibility? Why do I have to? Go back to that other anon.
Goodnight I'm too tired to rp, but hopefully you two continue I enjoyed the read last time.

>>9150114
>When she sat up, he'd hate to admit it, but she was fucking hot. It'd been a while since he last slept with a woman, so he supposed his urges were taking over, causing him to admire her curves. He sat before her, more relaxed as he heard her remark.
Needs, like food? (Also quick question, do you only rp in the threads?)

Iowa

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>>9150122
Because that's the manly thing to do, of course.
And sure thing. Sleep well now, anon.

>>9150127
>She nodded a few times at his question in response, as she added:
Mhm, food, sleep, company... You know, the same stuff as anyone else.
>She looked down momentarily, letting out a bit of a whimper-ish sigh, before muttering:
I usually get plenty of the first two, but...

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>>9150127
>>9150173
(Oops, forgot to add: I do have Discord, but I very rarely use it, and it's mostly just for DMs and such. Rarely if ever for actual RP.)

>>9150179
(Can I get it to continue this if I gotta leave? I'll see when you're free and we can continue in the thread.)

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>>9150199
(Oh, sure thing! I'm usually around in the evening or late at night. Just give me a shout and I'll respond if I happen to be around then.)

>>9150213
(Ok thankss, sorry for cutting it short)

>end up saving pictures all night
well there is always tomorrow

>>9150224
Who was it?

>>9150231
Nitori and Youmu

>>9150213
can I get a link to shy guy's art? can't seem to find it anywhere

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>>9150220
(No problem! See you next time, anon.)

>>9150235
I have no idea who those are. But good for you.

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>>9150245
they are from touhou.

>>9150235
>Nitori
Are you going to play her?

>>9150250
I see.

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>>9150255
thinkin' bout it. Still trying to find a character that suit my style, though that might be hard to accomplish with being busy lately.

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>>9150235
Youmu is a cursed ava yet the best 2hu, I wish you luck.

>>9150299
cursed how?

>>9150320
Anyone who considers playing them disappears and never returns.

>>9150320
The one that was here the longest was so awful her grammar would give the ESL-hater shitposter here a heart attack if he ever saw it, and basically begged dozens of "masters," including resident dogfucker Jade while using the same five or so images. She eventually moved onto Steam begging and I don't know where she is now. The second Youmu didn't last much longer than a theme thread.

>>9150333
>steam begging
Please give me an example this shit seems funny
a story or a pic i don't care just give me something

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>>9150330
absolutely spooky

>>9150333
ESL-hater?

>>9149049
Ye

People I can play with Appear!

>>9150335
I don't really have an image handy because one of my friends was one of the ones who added them. He was convinced by some shipslut to add them without knowing who it was and almost as soon as they were added they messaged him with typical "m-m-muh master pls let me lick ur feet ;_;" shit. If you were expecting gift begging, I apologize for the disappointment.

>>9150337
There's an anon here that hates on ESL posters. It's like one guy with seething hatred.

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>>9150376
...I think I know who he is. I have him added on discord, steam and skype. We barely talk as of late but he sounds like the guy you're describing. He sent me a message a day ago.

>>9150376
Ah thats no good...well I might be cursed because i have no idea how long i'll be around.

>>9150393
Post it nigga.
>>9150404
Don't believe the curse, the only curse is Paul's if you use one of the ava's he did you die. But the ESL shit poster is real
>>9150376
Oh and who is jade and why are they a dog fucker?

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>>9150407
Post what?

>>9150413
The message

>>9150413
Well that ass is nice, but post the message

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>>9150407

>>9150425
There he is, hey Troll. How's the thick dick hanging?

>>9150432
No.

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>>9150421
>>9150422
The message was something very serious. I'm not sure If I should post it right here. It's very personal and I'd betray him If I do. But at the same time I am curious to see what you guys think about the message. It's sooo lewd. So pathetic. He's very cute though. And all he wants is a dick to suck... So, without further ado here's the message. '' :3 '' I am serious. This was the message.

>>9150432
>paying up to $600 to shill a Discord
Yeah, sure, I believe you. Totally.

>>9150447
Stop posting pantyhose lewds so early in the morning. My dick should not be this hard right now.

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>>9150462
Like these? You wanna rub your dick on the pantyhose? I bet it's pretty smooth

>>9150432
I saw this in another thread, what is going on with this

someone please explain the hate against Jade. I really don't know what he/she did. I just want to be caught up with the drama

>>9150464
Not that anon, but holy shit, yes.

>>9150464
Of course I want. I want to rub it all along those delicious legs and on those dainty feet. And feel how soft they felt on my dick.

>>9150472
Attentionwhore/spammed her nasty-ass nudes/has admitted having over 6 dogs IRL, most of which she had sex with, and vehemently defended how "natural" it was.

>>9150472
As far as I know she fucks dogs. In real life.

>>9150492
>Throws up in his mouth repeatedly
>>9150494
>Continues to puke
T-thanks......

>>9150494
you dont? lol normie

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>>9150474
You can tear a hole on the pantyhose and slip your dick in. You can use it like a pussy.

>>9150485
Is that so? Then I'm sure you won't need to jerk off. All you need to do is rub your sensitive head all over the smooth pantyhose and smearin your pre-cum all over them until you nut. Preferable on her feet or crotch.

Who got Ariel butt last night?

>Throws up in>>9150507 's mouth
>>9150492
please expand on the "Fucks her dogs" situation. there must be a story there

>>9150513
Oh gods? Can I? Rub my dick all those soft spots, enjoying the texture … I’m so hard right now.

>>9150522
Literally ask her about it, she trained her dogs to fuck her. Also she fucks her brother at any chance she get even though he's now married and has since she was 8

>>9150522
I wouldn't mind the why or how... Well, I suppose the "how" should be pretty self-explanatory.

Essentially, she was arguing that because she was on the receiving end, it was fine, normal, and even beneficial for the dogs to have sex with her. All of them.

>>9150513
While that sounds absolutely amazing, you wouldn't get to see the beauty of the pantyhose being covered in so much cum that it seems like they've been painted white. Christ, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

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>>9150533
wouldn't know*
Derp

>>9150531
I really don't see Jade though, and jesus christ that is fucking wrong on so many levels.
>>9150533
Please tell me someone called animal control

>>9150531
this sounds like a doujin
what the fug

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>>9150529
Of course you can. You can jerk off while doing so but I can tell it won't be necessary. You can smother your dick in between her thighs as well. So you'll be able to pound her thighpussy and feel that deliciously smooth texture.

>>9150535
Oh I see. That's even better then. What you can do is hump on her legs or even on her crotch. How about lifting both of her legs, closing them together so you can fuck a tight gap? Rubbing on her crotch of course.

>>9150542
Shes in butt fuck no where texas, it's legal there

>>9150531
HER BROTHER AND HER DOGS, WHAT THE FUCK
at this point I don't believe this shit, no one is that fucked in the head. What happened after people found out?

>>9150543
It probably isn't all true, but it's whatever. I usually ignored the shit they'd say about dogs in the public chat, and they'd never bring it up in public. Hell, she never even did/said anything loli related until I got them to try it.

>>9150556
She's never been shy about it, Midna used to ask her to talk about it in the lobby until they got enough people to complain

>>9150552
>Butt fucked by her brother texas
please tel me some form of retribution happened?

>guy's been trying to get people to discuss jade for like 3 days now, and you finally give it to him

>>9150570
She's in butt fuck no where, do you not know that term? That means you couldn't find her shitty town if you tried.

>>9150577
>Not him I literally just found out about jade right now

>>9150570
Nope. Also her place looks barely any better than the Baker's house from RE7.

>>9150579
I-I was just making a joke....
>>9150585
>Dirt poor, fucks her dogs and brother, and is insane.

>>9150551
I don't know what would I choose, to be honest. On one hand, being able to fuck her thighpussy while nuzzling into her legs sounds absolutely amazing, and she'd still get something out of it by having her crotch rubbed. ...on the other hand, my heart almost skips a beat whenever I think of mindlessly humping against her leg while she pets me and looks at me like I'm a dog in heat.

>>9150551
I feel like I might've seen you somewhere on /ftt/, do you have a Discord?

>>9150551
This will be fantastic, rubbing him all along those legs, caressing them with my cock until it’s hard and leaking all over them. Until it’s so unbearable good how I feel. Then I would embrace her, holding her close so I can enjoy how warm she is, how good she smell. Whispering sweet words to her, maybe kissing and licking her neck all while fucking her tights, her legs close so I can feel the texture of her pantyhose rub all along my length, from my sensible head, to the base. Squeezed in such heaven until I cum. Lots of lots of cum on her crotch, her legs …

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>>9150616
I am just teasing a bit before I go to sleep but here's my discord.

22#2474

>>9150602
I see, I see. So you'd rather hump on her leg and smear your pre-cum all over her thigh instead of fucking her thighpussy? My, my. It's a very lewd thought to have but I have to say it's pretty hot. Receiving a soft headpath while your hands are wrapped around her waist and you're not able to stop your instincts which are overwhelming your will and body to the point that your hips are moving on their own. What a surprise, that's the way I like it too.

>>9150629
That'd be like heaven for you, I bet. She'll make sure to close her legs pretty tight for you, to strangle your poor dick to the point you're not able to hold back your orgasm after a few pounds betwixt her thighs. I'd be soo deliciously hot to feel your glans rubbing along the pantyhose and peeking from the other side. The hot air brushing on your sensitive head while you keep thrusting like some kind of fuck machine without breaks. Of course, the sweet words you'll be whispering will keep you sane but those kisses and licks are going to make her whimper and maybe even moan a little.

>>9150682
Jesus fuck, go to sleep Morrigan.

>>9150695
Much like a succubi, Morrigan doesn't need sleep, just your semen

>>9150682
That would be too much. I like when a girl moans, All while her slender, toned legs give me so much pleasure. Damn, I’ll tease her more, so that she will mewl and moans all while I cum.
(I’m feeling so warm right now. Just writing this make me feel something deep. Thank you for the little play. And sleep well.)

>>9150682
There's no way I could stop myself from doing that, now that I think about it. I don't think I could even stop my hips from thrusting up and down her leg. The headpats would be amazing as well, especially when I bask in the afterglow. Although I'm pretty sure that I would go at it again if her thigh even grazed against me while I'm in it.

>>9150682
I miss the Duce.

WHO UP RIGHT NOW?

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>>9150695
I will, I will.

>>9150733
I'm glad I managed to do that. As for me I'm about to pass out so good bayo for now.

>>9150773
Oh my my. So, even after you cum you'd want to keep going and hump against her thigh even more just to have another orgasm filled with bliss and more headpats while she repeats the same line over and over again? ''Good boy. Good boy.'' Maybe she'd even rub the back of your ears. You know... To make you feel like a cute doggo mating with her leg. What greedy little pet.

(I'd like to continue but as you may already know I have to go and sleep. See you laterz.)

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>>9150872

Slepp tight Morrigan.

Who's ready to play?

WHO WANT SUM TYPEFUCK?

>>9150869
>>9150924
>>9150934
Calm down, jeez

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>>9150944

Still want someone to post Ariel's ass since she sent it to people last night

>>9150994
IRL ass?

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Ho, ho, ho!

>>9151003
They posted a pic of their legs bound and later their Discord, and told someone to add em for ass pics
Not him but honestly I was expecting them to have been leaked by the time I woke up too

>>9151029
Oh jeez.

>>9150994
not sure why so many people are hyped up about her, she seems really overweight and i'm not trynna hate since i'm on the verge (165) but still

>>9151029
Delicious ....

>>9151029
T H I C C

>>9151037
I mean, how many people openly share their ass? I think they might be a bit chub but the leg shot wasn't really telling.

>>9151037
>>9151057
Any indication how the boobs look?

>>9151062
I don't think anyone was getting boobs, just ass

>>9150880
This is why we need to chase off morrigan. She's nothing but cancer, and you are the reason why.

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>>9149859

JUST AWOO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?

>>9151083
Kill yourself.

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>>9151036
What is it? Is something wrong?
>>9151044
Yeah, the food they let me pose with in this photoshoot was out of this world!
>>9151054
Ah... I always see people say that, but I don't know what it means!

>>9151171
You want to know what it means? Well, it's something used to define women with more curvier forms, all in a positively of course. And when I look at you, I have to say that you're one of the "thiccest" girls I've ever seen!

>>9151171
Yeah. Yeah. Out of this world.
>He nodded while admiring her soft, tender, snuggable body.

>>9151171
Um...aren't you a little...underdressed?

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Just started my nofap last night. I will be able to control myself for a month. Try and stop me.

>>9151315
Tell me right now what you're into

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>>9151342
Faves & Yes:
>Anal
>Bad ends
>Balls, cock & taint worship
>Bimbos
>Branding
>Cuckolding
>Crossdressing
>Death, violence and snuff
>Drug addiction
>Degradation
>Face-fucking, rough sex in general
>Muscles
>Large asses, tits and balls
>Thicc
>Breeding
>SPH
>Orgasm denial
>Rimming
>Sweat
>Verbal and physical abuse

No's:
>Toilet stuff
>Vore
>Inflation
>Feet
>Cuntboys

>>9151315
Anyone doing a nofap should be required to orally service at lest one cock a day for the duration. If you give into temptation and pleasure your own cock then your punishment is being dosed with strong aphrodisiacs and your every part of your body being made available as often as anyone desires for the next week.

no matter how many times you fapped that burning need from the drug would unmercifully torment you. Your holes would be getting stuffed with cock and cum all day and your dick used like a living dildo. There may even be some lasting mental effects from the experience. Fail at nofap too many times and you just might find yourself forming certain lewd addictions...

>>9151402
>Anal
>Balls, cock & taint worship
>Bimbos
>Face-fucking, rough sex in general
>Muscles
>Large asses, tits and balls
>Thicc
>Breeding
>Orgasm denial
>Verbal and physical abuse
Someday you'll give away who you are, ahegaoposter
Then the real fun starts

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>>9151428
Y-you should really stop writing such things, Anon. This whole nofap thing is becoming increasingly more difficult!
>>9151450
W-why would I want to give away who I am? You'd just make it impossible for me to even try and attempt nofap. You'd probably bully and tease me for ahegaoposting, too.

>>9151402
>Bad ends
>Branding
>Cuckolding
>Death, violence and snuff
>Drug addiction
>Verbal and physical abuse
I was going to try and tease you but I wouldn't touch any of that shit with a ten foot pole

>>9151557

Hey, some of that stuff is hot.

>>9151530
So that at the end of no fap we could have some fun, since you're such a good girl you'd never want to break it just for that
Right?

So we dead right now?

>>9151630
Early am (us time)
No Ava's around
Not even Anon x Anon

It's dead, Jim

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Which do you prefer
Twink or trap

>>9151530
tehehe Is the thought of servicing a lovely cock with your mouth making you horny? You're enjoying the thought of running your tongue all the way up it's length and around the tip a few times. The yummy precum would start flowing and you'd be a good boy licking every drop of it. After a little teasing like that Anon would grab your head and just start thrusting into that cute little face of yours....

Actually no. I bet what's really turning you on is the thought of loosing. You secretly want to be our slutty fuck toy don't you? You want a cock ramming all the way through your mouth into your throat while another Anon stretches your tight butt hole open and pokes your tummy from the inside. Your entire body would become one long cock sleeve getting stuffed to the limits of what it can take from both ends. I wonder if we would even need an Anon to use your dick to make you cum at that point.

After that week of punishment you wouldn't be able to look at a cock without craving it inside you. Just that one week and some new instincts begin forming already. Your next no fap would be so much harder. If looking at a cock is hard actually touching your lips to it is going to be torment. You better be careful though. Repetitively indulging in that delightful punishment might do more than just make it hard to resist. Someday you might even find yourself unable. An Anon could wave his cock in front of you and just like that all ability for complex thought goes away as instinct compels you to service him any way he desires.

>>9151691
I'd prefer to be a twink that fucks traps.

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>>9151691
Twink. This place needs more of em

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I wanna ERP on Discord but I have nothing in mind.

I'm open to any ideas you want me to do for you.

>>9151759
Haruhi gets assfucked by a bunch of Anons.

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Yo.

>>9151766

I could do Haruhi getting ass fucked for sure.

>>9151786
Ugly Bitch!

>>9151759

Haruhi was so much hotter with long hair.

>>9151786
Oh dear. There must be a virgin aura around if you're here.

>>9151786
You gonna get bred

>>9151786
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>9151759
Lovingly impregnating Haruhi.

>>9151786
Suck me off.

>>9151786
>hides

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>>9151812
Watch your mouth, virgin.
>>9151823
You are correct! The virgin aura here is higher than anywhere else on this site (aside from /r9k/, which I have more interest in cucking in rather than freeing them from their stigma) and I've come to feed on you!
>>9151827
Boys cannot be bred, idiot.
>>9151847
Keep it down!
>>9151848
You seem strangely confident. Are you a virgin?
>>9151880
>appears in your hiding place.
You cannot hide from me, virgin. Any last words?

>>9151885
Yes now suck my dick.

>>9151885
>sniffles
Am I going to die gay?

Say goodbye to HG while you still can.

How do I contact purple heart,

>>9151906
Good riddance.

>>9151906
????

>>9151913
Jerk off to them 5 times a day for fifteen weeks and they'll come to you in your dreams.

>>9151928
>>>/bant/9319

>>9151932
Oh.
Good riddance,

>>9151932
Oh, the new board was made?

>>9151885
Or what fucknuts? What's a pipsqeak like you gonna do?

>>9151932
About time.

Now /trash/ can finally have all the futa furries it wants without triggering these autists.

>>9151967
I'd rather if we moved to /bant/ so we can tell the shitposters apart. People like Mecha and Jinx wouldn't want to because they would get caught pretty easily

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>HG leaves
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/l3yAx2uCoHs

>>9151986
They don't seem to allow porn. Or at least porn dumps.

>>9151998
No dumps, if /waifu/ is there they must allow some porn

>Owain posts in /Bant/
>Ugandan flag

>>9152013
Maybe try and make a thread there when we're not dead.

>>9151994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8

>>9152026
I'll keep it in mind. Catching all the false flagging while people get used to it would be worth all the effort

>>9152045
Shit, checking on the HG thread it seems global rule 13 (No Avatars) is enforced there.

>>9151986
Rule 13, HG could get away with it but no way ERP can

>>9151986
The popularity and purpose of the board would be no good. /bant/ would drag hoards of idiots into the threads on par with /b/. You might be able to identify the shitposters easier but you would also get a 10x increase in their numbers.

>>9152048
God damn it, we needed this

>>9152053
Worth it just to catch the false flagging, the Owain shit, the LD's

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>mfw I just contacted a mod about avatarfagging in /bant/

>>9152053
From what I remember the /b/ days weren't that bad in terms of shitposting. There was Cirno and the Spiderman posters but besides that it was pretty chill. On /b/ there was a constant influx of new people that we don't see on /trash/.

>>9151957
>>9151986
>>9152053
/bant/ is already full of shit with /pol/ claiming it as their third board, /b/ autists flooding in by the truckload, and flag circle jerks.
I don't see HG being gone for long, and erp definitely shouldn't move. IDs would be nice but they're not worth the tidal wave of shitposters that would join the threads

https://strawpoll.com/drgrbb1

>>9152130
This.

>>9152130
Glory to the white man.

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>>9152096
Let us know if theyre having it or not, that would be great.

>>9152130
This desu

How does HG expect to work there with the avatarfagging rule in place?

>>9152134
>yes BTFO

>>9152165
The same way we did on /b/ before /trash/

>>9152165
We simply don't give a shit.

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This is my waifu: Makoto. Say something nice about her!

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>>9152140
>>9152157
So...just like how it used to be on b/ then?
>>9152165
Exactly, we ain't leaving to bant/ if that is still enforced.
That rule not existing on trash is the sole reason why hg and erp are here and not on some crumm 8 board.

>>9152130
Now that you mention it /bant/ probably was meant to be a /pol/ board. There were some stickies in /pol/ recently about splitting the board with a new one just for the shitposting.

>>9152176
The difference is mods don't give a shit about /b/ in the first place.

If this board is an offshoot of /pol/, you can be sure reports will be dumped by the truckload.

>>9152182
Looks like a dude.

>>9152182
She is very cute.
>>9152193
Also possibly for /int/ shitposting.

>>9152189
Difference is /bant/ won't get as much traffic as /b/ so it's easier for mods to spot the avafags