/hfur/ general
Post and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.
Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
Pastebins of stories from previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/3z4vigAh
http://pastebin.com/XiCRXakL
A cool drawfag:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/the0painful0truth/
>ywn be converted into a furry herm
Why live?
>>9137899
I can accept fin-ears, and some snouting but fucks sake make up your mind, canine or shark!
>>9137937
'Tis a legendary Sharkanine!
Dick or eggplant? We will never find out ...
>>9141275
this man needs to see a doctor immediately
>>9141275
There was an Episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog about something like this.
>>9138110
Heaven
>>9145784
Fear of DP?
>>9145819
Fear of seeing toriel, gardevoir, and futa-on-shotacon all in the same picture. There's an instinctual horror it elicits.
>>9145876
Well to be fair, if you were to suddenly to become a shota and could pick two herm versions of popular characters to get pounded by who would you pick? Kids love Undertale and Pokemon. It's quite sensible. I think.
>>9145993
It's certainly sensible, sure, but so are funnel-web spiders.
>>9146058
Now I want to see a funnel web spider herm.
>>9145735
>>9145743
>ugly ass toriel
>two characters from different games
>shadow2007x
Make it stop
>>9145993
>two herm versions of popular characters
Lamb and Ink-Eyes. I have a thing for masks.
For the hyper fans
>>9147622
There should be a hyper version of 'that's not real thick!'.
>>9147668
Okay fine I got real hyper dammit
>>9147668
Have I told you how much I hate purgy
I don't think I told you how much I hate purgy
>>9147761
But if I'm going to shitpost about hyper who else but Purgy would make the best shitposting material?
>>9147761
I have talked to them
Not a fan over here as well
>>9147811
As in talked to the owner of the OC? What were they like?
>>9147804
Well shit
>>9147861
I talk to a lot of OC owners and a lot of them in PMs just seem to come off as spastic. It's weird considering with how much they RP you'd expect some typing experience, but it's very unbecoming how their ability seems to be stuck in like the 3rd grade
tldr i am an autist critiquing the way other autists type
>>9147912
>talking to OC owners
For what purpose?
>>9147984
For RP and art buying reasons ;)
>>9148005
So what your saying is that you yourself have an OC
An OC that you frequently roleplay with
Roleplaying with other people who have OC's who buy a shit load of art
A shit load of art that you may also be buying of your OC?
>>9145743
>>9145735
it's like no one ever told this person to keep practicing. croc-shoe snout, flat profile faces, and the worst crime of all: shading with black.
>tfw no herm gf
why even live
>>9150754
We get it man, no need to remind us every thread
>>9143876
>"we're hittin your ass today dog, and it ain't gunna be pretty mea!
these are the kind of refreshments I'd like to have
>>9136498
Fuck... I wanna be her little boy bitch so badly
>>9143792
Thicc balls
>>9143416
this would be kinda cool if she was less busty, half clothed instead if completely naked and the hallway was darker
>>9160213
Wasn't expecting to see some of my not-as-recent stuff here.
>>9176195
>ywn eat out a herm's ass, face fully buried in her massive cheeks
why live
>>9137861
>>9150754
>>9176919
>ywn have a thicc herm sit on your face
just end it all
>>9176919
>ywn eat
>Ywn escape these faggots and have your porn at the same time
>>9179494
e621/FA, don't look at comment section. Done.
>>9179494
>>9179318
>>9179263
>>9181949
her snout is all droopy in this one.
>>9185075
Someone popped it.
>ywn come home from a long day out to find your futa gf spread open in the couch, eagerly awaiting you to drain her balls with your mouth
why live
>>9189702
Damn, Dreamworks sure went for a risky new logo.
>>9180715
nice dick,
too bad the pokemon is a bit overdesigned for porn
>>9176223
>mfw this one
Holy fuck, this one is pretty good. Can i get a chasity cage and ballgag version pretty please with a cherry ontop?
>>9199685
>>9208004
Stop
>>9208004
>why live
If you were dead you couldn't post sexually-charged lamentations on a public Iranian zoetrope gallery.
Or you could invent some genius way to bypass the captcha and set up a bot.
>>9210884
>No cute anthro herm to eat out her cunt while jacking off her cock
>>9209561
>beak
it's trash.
Is askthenightowl still around? Or any decent writefag for that matter? I've been meaning to ask if anyone would be willing to make a part seven to pic related, but every time we get a good contributor in terms of stories, they disappear shortly afterwards and never come back.
I would've done it myself long ago, but I'm way better at drawing than I am at writing.
>>9218645
writers are hesitant to participate in these threads because of what it will tie their names to
>>9221865
I understand that, it just sucks to get someone to give content so well and then leave so suddenly.
>>9221865
I've had a story in the works for a while now, but I just haven't gotten around to actually finishing it yet. Hopefully sometime soon.
Pic related.
>>9221865
Just start a new pastebin for a new group and niche. I swear, how hard is it to make a dummy account?
>>9221865
>writers are hesitant to participate in herm threads because of what it will tie their names to
Nigga what?
>>9223263
but what is the bottom?
>>9224309
???
>>9225965
>never wake up to this
>>9230375
i don't know why every male in these situations has to be the girliest femboy. seriously, do none of them find average or big guys attractive? does everything they fuck have to be or at least resemble a woman?
>>9231692
The futa/Herm fandom is roughly 90% straight according to pornhub so yeah, they don't want to see manly men.
>>9235177
>according to pornhub
We're talking about furries here though
>>9222280
Wait a sec, are you a reoccurring writefag or a person who's about to take a shot at writing? I'm merely wondering, I'm not trying to demean you or anything, just strictly out of curiosity.
>>9208004
>ywn have a giraffe maid slob on your knob like that gif of the giraffe with the fence post
>>9236134
>ywn have a giraffe futa seal her lips around the head of your cock
>ywn feel her tongue swirl around the head before its tip lines up with your urethra
>ywn inhale sharply as you feel it press its way inside, sliding deep inside your shaft until it stops just past the base.
>ywn moan and buck your hips against her mouth as she draws her tongue back slightly, then begins to tongue-fuck your cock
>>9235689
I've written a few things in the past, but that would be my first story written specifically for these threads.
>>9236331
i can always recognize bakuhaku's work by the wonky proportions, poor perspective, and generally retarded "style"
>>9138263
>tfw a porn pic gets your estrogen dick diamonds
'Feels good. Superb post, anon'.
>>9170459
Herm' x onahole plus lactation, juicily drawn!? 10/10
>>9239664
I like him, but you are right about the proportions a stuff. I have a feeling that's why he likes giraffes so much. Their bodies have a little more forgiveness for lanky and awkward parts.
>>9179523
People here dig up diamonds which I can't find in the coal mines of e621 though. ('Not that anon'.)
>>9240575
That's probably true
>>9240586
>male/female
>>9240766
Oh, sorry, that looked like a Schlong in the thumbnail - I wish it were. 'Honest mistake.
>>9240789
Isn't the bottom left one a hermaphrodite?
>>9240793
>not separating your porn in neat folders so it never happens
>>9240816
>no visible tits
>>9240858
My folder is just called "fem dick", which is why i have to sift through some non-herm content for you guys. I don't mind personally what they are, beyond having a dick and being feminine.
I will keep in mind to not post flat chests for you then. I like flat-chested girls.
What about this though? Is this obviously hermaphroditical in nature enough?
>>9240928
>implying femboys dont exist
Anyone want me to share my shitty OCs in this thread too?
>>9236331
W H Y
E V E N
L I V E
>>9240389
who's the artist here?
>>9241081
I never implied such, but rather that the border between femboy and flat-chested herm is so vague and blurry in some cases, that I have trouble deciding whether to post certain pictures.
>>9241559
https://octamous.tumblr.com
>>9241559
Reverse image search gave me results on Iqdb. Do that.
>>9237529
>>9243697
Reminder that this is not a femboy thread
>>9243761
that's not a femboy
>>9203136
s-sauce on this one?
I can't seem to find any good image results
>>9243996
i have proof of other wise
https://e621.net/pool/show/11241
>>9244034
You can't be too careful with titless girls
People come for dick and boobies you know
>>9245463
>gif
I already got fooled once, not again!
>>9239664
I totally agree, but tongue-in-dickhole art is hard to find.
>>9245463
the bulge
that foreskin
that h on m
if only the artist was good
>>9243697
>>9241635
where can you actually find his/her art? there's only 7 images on inkbunny and the shitty tumblr page doesn't load anything under the banner, even after disabling all my addons.
>>9231692
I wish there was more female in these threads because self-insert is hot, but there's just too many people that prefer dudes. I'll give you the same advice I was given. If you don't like what's posted here, go find it yourself.
>ywn have a herm /k/ommando gf with a minigun cock that fires globs of cum insamely quick
>ywn see her guncock BRRRRT cum so quickly it practically rains spooge
>ywn cuddle with her afterwards, her cock permanently hard due to its form
>ywn be able to customize her cock, changing it from a thick, horsecock-like minigun to a long sniper cock, a more compact magnum dong, a double "barreled" penis, or even a howitzer dick
>ywn watch her fire her cock(s) with incredible accuracy from multiple ranges
>ywn clean her barrels of all the leftover cum, wiping them down and polishing them with your tongue
Fug
>>9246804
instead of wasting all that effort in old and shitty >ywn lines, why don't you sit down and put in some effort to write some green?
>>9247386
Fucking this
>>9235740
This, can't I just be a big strong man who likes to powerbottom sexy dickgirls?
>>9247510
>>9247587
>>9247599
>>9247615
>>9247628
>>9247643
>>9247628
>Mixing snouted and human faces
This is dumb as fuck. Blacksad did this as well.
>>9247651
>>9247754
>>9247771
>>9247822
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>>9247873
>>9247982
>>9248049
>>9248060
>>9248072
>>9248098
>>9248108
>>9218645
HS here. I know I've been gone for months, but I've got another AnA story in the works that I hope to put up soon. Also hoping with the school year being over, I'll have more time (and privacy) to write more fics like I used to.
>>9248115
>>9248131
>>9248157
Are we trying to kill the thread off early or something?
>>9248177
>>9248200
>>9248323
>>9248338
>>9248362
>>9248381
>>9248401
>>9248419
>>9248455
Not to say images aren't welcome, but large porn dumps don't really do much compared to actual conversations about herms
Though recently the conversations here haven't been too good
>>9248472
>>9248508
>>9248520
>>9248534
>>9248560
>>9248571
>>9248587
>>9248621
>>9248635
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>>9248658
cocksocks
>>9248697
>>9248720
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>>9248743
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>>9248905
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>>9249034
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>>9245463
Fuck off
>>9248649
why live...
>>9248118
>He's back! My bitching and moaning finally paid off!
But in all seriousness, it's great to see you're back. I myself haven't been around as much as I used to be, due to the lack of inspiration. Great to know I'll have more soon! Can't wait for the new story!
>>9248098
why in the fuck is a rope tied around her ponytail?
>>9237529
Oooy gooy succulent sphincter
>>9255217
>huff puff
all i can think of is pokemon now
>>9248498
shhh, just take it nice a slow. gotta have something different every now and then
>>9137201
Source?
EXTRA
/T H I C C/
>>9258141
Oh wow she's hella cute!
If I kill myself will I be reborn in a futa universe?
>>9259355
Who dun this?
>>9261483
I guess there's always technically a chance?
>>9261991
>>9262007
>>9253297
>her
And it's so it's uncomfortable to lower the hands, forcing the subject to be unable to defend themselves without pulling at their own head roughly
>>9245717
*were
subjunctive
>>9252285
I always wish someone would edit a bigger pair of nuts for her.
Smol nutz mek squirly saad