Official Pony thread, if you find another one, redirect them here
>>9123870
thanks for baking.
>>9123870
>>9123852
Ah true, fair enough.
>>9123932
Is that a digimon?
>>9124004
No
>>9124072
I find its cute face on that buff body to be off-putting
>>9123962
i had gotten used to the bad brakes, but with the increase in traffic here in the last few months, it's been too much stop and go driving to use a car that can't stop.
it's a pokemon.
called inquiromon.
>>9124101
Yeah I know what it's like.
First time something similar happened to me I panicked like nothing else.
>>9124096
It's from gran blue a mobile game and they had a goofy event recently that spawned this version of the character.
>>9123855
Thank you.
>>9124130
i had my brakes go out on the highway one time, it was scary as fuck.
>>9124108
>>9124143
I see
>>9124191
No problem.
>>9124205
>>9124239
>>9124279
>>9124338
Hahahahaha! Foolish catboi!
>>9124372
I prefer
>stupid sexy catboi
>>9124372
>not even posting catbois currently
When do you go to work?
>>9124457
11-7
How often do you guys enjoy an ice cold Squirt?
>>9124405
Stupid, yes. Sexy, maybe not.
>>9124544
right in my self-esteem.
I'm trying my damnest you know.
>>9124511
So like 45mins or 1hour and 45mins?
>>9124543
never.
soda makes you fat.
>>9124575
Just cute as a button!
>>9124582
45min.
>>9124591
nice save.
>>9124584
Your right it makes (you) fat I've drank pop for years and I'm only 130lb
>pop
>>9124647
>>9124667
Hey at least you know what doesn't work for you and are not some huge fatass asking themselves how it all happened.
>>9124645
4d chess mayne
>>9124647
>pop
>130lbs
Tiny fucker.
>>9124752
I've been trying to get under 140 for years.
apparently putting in minimal effort doesn't help.
>>9124759
sup?
>>9124771
I'm looking forward to where your passive aggressive approach to flirting takes you.
>>9124788
Not alot, just had a shower and trying to drink some more water.
Yourself?
>>9124788
1)Aggressive->2)pass-aggressive->3)passive->4)repeat step 2
Mr. Darcy tier flirting.
>>9124655
>>9124771
silly southerners
>>9124822
just managing some folders.
>>9124864
does it work?
>>9124878
I'm a northerner. and we've always called it sodie pops.
>>9124878
>>9124900
I don't know Elizabeth, I'll have to get back to you on that.
>>9124900
But are you not from like Idaho, you don't count.
>>9124948
I'll be waiting.
>>9124950
I'm as north as you can get without being canadian. to say I'm not a true northerner is dishonest.
no one in the south calls soda "pop".
it's called coke here.
everyone in my state drinks RC, and we beat up everyone we see drinking a pepis.
n'wahs rarely get a warning.
>>9125013
Thanks for the correction I forgot about that. I mixed up the locations midwest pop, old north soda and west soda, and then the south coke.
>>9124543
Shit tier pop.
So...
Muslims can't eat non-halal meat, but Sikhs are explicitly forbidden from eating halal or kosher meat (anything killed in a ritual manner). Putting the two at a dinner table sounds like a terrible idea.
>>9125072
I haven't had an RC in awhile mostly because I can't get just a bottle, I'd have to get a 12 pack.
>>9125013
So then what do drug dealers say when they want cocaine?
>>9125216
my old dealers used to call it "white girl."
they certainly would never call coke by its actual name, that's dealer 101.
>>9125204
you have to go to dollar trees to find them.
walmart sells two liters, but, who the fuck drinks that much soda before it goes flat?
>>9125243
I'd prefer to call it the traditional "yay".
which build should I go for with my new character in morrowind?
race is dark elf.
>>9125347
way too direct. when you call dealers here it's so random you have no idea what they're talking about.
"i'm going to the movies later if you need me to pick up a ham sandwich."
>>9125334
my aunt used to drink 3 a day, and it fucked her up
>>9125381
she must rea
lly like her RC cola!
jesus fuck this track pad.
>>9125381
3 litres of soft drink a day?
Bread is slower than usual today, it seems
>>9125509
YOUR slower than usual
>>9125509
this damn soda talk is tearing us apart.
can't we all just agree that coke is the best, and all drink lots of it?
i may or may not own stock in coke.
>>9125432
I'll work on it...
>>9125573
Cut me some slack, I've been tired all day
cola's are the worst of sodas
>>9125613
Coke is pretty good, I used to drink about a litre of it a day, but I'm trying to lay off of it
>>9125613
Pepsi is better.
>Anons have bad taste
Poetry.
>>9125613
>>9125653
I buy cans and mexican glass bottle coke.
>Discord is a sissy homofag
Lovely
>>9125669
nah. too sweet.
i did used to love it when i was a kid.
>>9125653
i also like cheerwine, and especially citrus drop extreme, which i mix with bottom shelf tequila for a makeshift margarita in a can.
>>9125710
they have that here too.
>>9125613
Coca Cola is super acidic garbage. Pepsi is better. RC Cola is also better. Dr. Pepper is the best, although it is not strictly speaking, a cola.
>>9125735
you damn kids don't get enough acids in your diet these days anyway.
>>9125733
Never heard of cheerwine, but I've had citrus drop
>>9125735
>>9125619
Shoulda taken that nap.
>>9125772
but have you had citrus drop extreme?
the extreme gives it an extra kick.
or that might just be the tequila.
cheerwine is a semi-regional soda. you can get the real sugar version of it here too.
>>9125809
>>9125833
Interesting
I've never had the extreme version, I don't think
When I was a kid, I had a field trip to a coca cola factory, got to taste freshly made coke, it was really sweet, but still warm
We also taste tested mountain dew remix I think it was called?
It wasn't in stores at the time of that field trip, it was pretty good though and I'm kinda sad they don't sell it anymore
>>9125911
It was sprite remix, my bad
It was so long ago
>>9125772
Cheerwine is pretty good, although I think it's mostly sold in the south. I know I can get it here in Washington though.
>>9125911
the old coke museum was awesome. you could drink as much free coke as you wanted, and they had disgusting foreign sodas from all over the world.
>>9126015
yall sock
>>9125973
I'll have to try some someday
>>9125983
Nice
>>9126033
Kek
>>9126052
>>9126041
Hey, socks.
>>9126068
imbying?
>>9126059
>>9126046
the old museum was right next to a neat part of atlanta called underground, where roads were built over an old part of the city, preserving it as it was a hundred years ago. but niggers took that place over, i wouldn't advise going anywhere near it now.
>>9126078
I know its you.
>>9126091
>>9126099
That's a damn shame
>>9126124
h0ow
>>9126136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liaCDeWpmXA
>>9126193
>>9126157
Wild guess.
>>9126226
hek
>>9126216
>>9126236
How goes it?
>>9126293
Swiming Pool by Kendrink L:amar
Dranlk
I just found some skooma.
you know what that means~
>>9126335
report it to the authorities?
>>9126335
You'll be posting some pics tonight?
>>9126335
HIGH = ILLEGAL
>>9126345
uh...
sure!
>>9126384
plenty!
>>9126387
fuck the police!
>>9126450
LEWD
>>9126387
Not where I live.
>>9126465
not literally!
>>9126450
>fuck the police!
but.... you ARE the police...
>>9126491
you need to learn how to pace yourself, loon.
>>9126508
but it's me destiny to be the king of pain.
>>9126584
But
I was challenged to outdrink somone
I lost
>>9126605
come on man.
you don't have to do this every time.
>>9126616
I was challenged tho :/
http://thegoldwater.com/news/2682-Bananas-Hung-in-Nooses-After-Black-Woman-Elected-Student-Body-President-at-American-University
>>9126754
>>9126616
I JUST READ THAT IMAGE NO THATS BAD GRR I HATE OUOK
>>9126837
you just can't trust nig- argonians!
>>9126754
I wonder if this is another false flag
>>9126849
knee
kcik
>>9126853
Dumb bitch is lucky in these modern times she can be elected student body president at a university. In the old days she would be hanging from a fucking tree.
>>9126942
Lol.
So how're you going?
To bad we don't have a black /b/read member
>>9127001
We do... when he's here....
\which isn't often these days.
>>9126988
I'm alright. Its really fucking hot though. Feels like summer already.
>>9127017
in coming summer kids posting
>>9127036
School should be all year round.
Trump is anti marijuana as has instructed the DOJ to ignore state laws where it is legal.
>>9127077
As long as I can get mine medically I don't give a shit.
>>9127036
This makes me wonder how big of a boost /trash/ will get during the summer.
This board is kind of like a secret club since it's delisted and kids love secret hideouts.
>>9127166
We already got you and Pasta.
>>9127224
>>9127166
considering it's 90% porn I doubt any of them will stick around long enough to find us for fear of their mothers beating them for looking at porn.
>>9127356
It's not a bad thing.
>>9127474
Yeah, I know
I never spent a lot of time on 8, so I probably would have never found you guys if you stayed there
>>9127492
Who else did you pick up on your way back here?
>>9127524
I'm pretty sure it was just me, Urshula, and (just recently) Pinkie so far, but someone could have come to /trash/ bread before I did
>>9127573
Yeah I saw some old faces who were in /b/ here but didn't post in 8. Looks like a good mix of old and new.
>>9127492
So how did you find out about these threads? What got you posting once you it?
>>9127774
I mostly browsed /mlp/ and /trash/ and saw a few threads, eventually decided to say hi, then was informed of namesync, installed it just to chat, and I guess I stuck around
>>9127573
also the applebloom poster, CMEnox
>>9127817
Why that name?
>>9127817
Why were you browsing /trash/? I mean which porn threads were you looking for?
>>9127911
And Finnik
>>9127911
>>9127995
How could I have forgotten them
>>9127919
It's a paper mario healing item, one of the worst in the game
I..don't know why I use that name honestly, I guess I wanted something unique without sounding like a special snowflake, and wasn't creative
>>9127950
It depended on how I felt at the time, clop dump, pony anthro, pony human, homo horse
I have broad tastes, but probably not very good ones though
>>9128014
So you're lazy.
>>9127911
I will produce a class of 17 poster for them all at some point!
>>9128063
Yes
>>9128065
Probably best to do that near the end of the year, in case we get more
>>9128081
if we do they can be lumped in with the class of 2018. anyhow by then I might forget them, or die. Gotta do it now.
>>9128111
I suppose you're right
You could write them down and the character that avatar as, though, so you don't forget
which purple pone does Urshuhla usually use?
>>9128201
Twilight Sparkle
I find it funny how often you can just say someones name and they just appear.
>>9128216
AAAAH FUCK ITS URSHULA RUN AWAY THE MISSION IS COMPROMISED
Me too.
>>9128237
Bwahahah! I've come to crash the party!
>>9128244
So what did you do today?
>>9128216
Heya Urshy
>>9128257
Spied on you.
>>9128258
Hey Pasta! How's it going?
>>9128252
Twilight for realzies? I didnt think it was Twili but ive been only peeking in occasionally
>>9128261
And not me?
>>9128261
I was starting to wonder if that was the case, since I wasn't constantly being called out for asking things today.
>>9128278
I'm alright, how about you?
>>9128280
Maybe I was actually spying on you, and I am using him as a cover.
>>9128287
I really need to leave someone else in charge of that for when I go out.
Oh and there was another guy that said he lurks and sometimes anon posts, but put on a name once and went by "lonely only".
>>9128316
Heya rap
>>9128328
I see
>>9128279
I started as Twilight, then moved to Starlight Glimmer briefly, then Rarity, then Applejack, and back to Twilight, if I'm remembering correctly.
>>9128289
Fine. I'll probably be heading to bed soon, but I wanted to check in on /b/read.
>>9128316
Hi Raptor
>>9128328
So what normal people things did you go do when you went out?
>>9128344
Ah yeah it was Glimmy i was thinking of
>>9127995
oh yeah~! thanks
>>9128342
>>9128344
How're you two?
>>9128344
I'll probably be sleeping soon, too
>>9128419
Nice, saved, also good image choice for me
>>9128427
I'm alright, a little tired
>>9128344
>>9128342
you are now official breaders. But in my day you werent really considered a man until you killed your first mod with your bare hands. Once you achieve such a feat, I might make a movie poster just for you.
>>9128419
Awesome!
>>9128427
Good. Are you feeling any better?
>>9128460
As long as we're in /trash/ I don't think we'll be doing any modkilling anytime soon
>>9128460
I thought one of them already evaded a ban or is that not enough?
>>9128469
>>9128454
glad you like!
>>9128483
we must always be ready. and if nothing else, the anniversary of the scootalocaust will come around on 2/22 of 2018, and we must raid the derpiniggers mightily.
>>9128501
ban evasion is a pretty good start too.
>>9128454
Did you just wake?
>>9128469
Much, yeah.
Still not 100% but I reckon I'll be perfectly well by tomorrow.
>>9128342
You could also spy on me.
>>9128409
Cruise around the red light district.
>>9128460
>>9128501
That was me, technically twice, since the first proxy got banned
Actually, both got banned, some guy in /tv/ really likes using proxies to post cp appearantly
>>9128511
Nope, it's almost 3 am here
>>9128527
I could
>>9128460
Still got the enders game one i made?
I don't think I have a copy
>>9128527
Were you buying or selling?
>>9128547
I save everything, especially by my good friends!@
>>9128545
I have actually had people do that to me. It is somewhat flattering, I guess.
>>9128548
Buying, but I could not find any 2d girls, sadly.
>>9128568
How big is the chickun folder?
>>9128582
Is asking personal questions good enough?
What kind of work do you do, if you do?
>>9128582
So what were you driving?
>>9128586
1 point 2 gigabytes containing 10739 images divided among about ten folders -
chickun general,
nazi 911,
austism
book news and vidya
movie chickun,
music chickun,
screen caps 4chan,
screen caps 8ch,
taunting faggots,
weird shit,
and vectors
>>9128599
But those are the kinds of questions I try to avoid. ;;
I can say I do work and mostly from home.
>>9128602
A Knight Industries Two Thousand.
>>9128615
Ah, I see
Sounds nice to work from home
>>9128626
I highly recommend it when you escape It is much better than having ants bite your dick when you are outside.
>>9128615
Do you have a bad history of revealing stuff about yourself that makes you hesitant on reveal to much now?
I accidentally a full stop. Time to kill myself.
>>9128656
Yeah, and I know there are certain people I am acquainted with who frequent 4chan, so it is better to be vague. There is really not much to know, regardless.
>>9128641
I'll see what I can do about it if I get out of here
I wonder if skit's dick still hurts over the ant bite
>>9128673
Arm pain is probably stronger.
>>9128678
Probably
I feel sorry for him, honestly
>>9128699
He has survived much worse. What did I miss while I was out, and who neglected to answer Interrogator's questions to curb his need for knowledge now?
>>9128712
I think I answered a couple of questions not too long ago, but I'm sure you were around to see it because it was in this thread
Other than that you didn't miss much
>>9128669
Why don't you reveal your power level to them?
Oh and what's your family like, I haven't seen you talk about them yet?
Bored.
>>9128723
Well, I guess anyone I missed is still around.
>>9128724
They are normies.
I do not interact with them.
>>9128775
set fire to something
>>9128779
But you said they use 4chan they can't be complete normies, maybe they want to come out too but they think your a normie.
>>9128801
Those are acquaintances, not friends, the kind who would want to cause trouble.
>>9128801
>browsing 4chan means you're not a complete normie
have you been to /b/?
lmao
>>9128829
/b/ the normie entry point trail by fire.
Interrogator just wants to BULLY.
>>9128842
did you know girls attract bears with their pheromones? not only can they ruin lives but they can help end them.
Good thing you like guys, huh?
>>9128829
>>9128854
Hasn't /b/ been surpassed by /pol/ as a normie entry point?
>>9128866
So if I want to go hunting bears, I should bring a girl along?
>>9128891
Good thinking.
>>9128874
Contain your pheromones, christ no need to get upset.
>>9128854
/b/ is a cesspool of normies.
there's no trial by fire, just reinforcement of normie behavior.
it's much like reddit.
>>9128903
Forgive me, Master.
>>9128880
yea kind of, /b/ kind of became /soc/-lite
>>9128904
>>9128903
>Contain your pheromones
Darwin's a guy though, right?
>>9128880
probably.
/pol/ has been getting a lot of notoriety lately. it's probably what most hear about. has /b/ even done anything noteworthy in the past year or so?
Y-Yeah.
>>9128915
what?
>>9128928
darwin isn't even xir real name.
>>9128983
Yeah, and Ruby's not my real name. What's your point?
>>9128866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTRSmjUfYrs
>>9128956
>has /b/ even done anything noteworthy in the past year or so?
No idea.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29990986/#29992389
Post totals for boards during the first half of April.
>1. /pol/ ~2.1M posts
>2. /b/ ~1.7M posts
>>9128983
Interrogator is totally my real name.
I bet you put your name on your Steam profile.
If Darwin's not his real name, then I wonder what it really is
my real name is rose btw
>>9129003
xer real name is roxanne.
>>9129014
is it?
>>9129012
huh. interesting.
>>9128983
Are you trying to imply Darwin may not be a guy because Darwin isn't his real name?
>>9129026
The seed has been planted.
>>9129024
It was until recently when I changed the settings because I talked about it here.
>>9129066
And why would YOU not share it?
>>9129040
The seed of curiosity?
>>9129039
yes.
isn't everyone using their real names?
>>9129030
And why am I supposed to believe you on this? I mean, none of you know my real name... 'cept for Tetra and I think BP. Why should I believe you know Darwin's?
>>9129040
stealing my line I used on you I see
>>9129069
Same goes for you too, and I was until recently.
>>9129073
Indeed, unless someone planted a seed in me, since apparently I am a woman.
>>9129087
I might be hiding in plain sight. This could be my real name for all we know.
>>9129086
I'm a trustworthy person.
>>9129102
If I were a woman, would I have just been impregnated by the seed of curiosity?
>>9129080
>isn't everyone using their real names?
Yes, clearly
>>9129126
Quite so, and you would be eligible for child support from Interrogator.
>>9129128
oh good.
I thought I was the odd man out.
>>9129126
Does the seed of curiosity cause knowledge to be born?
>>9129102
This sucks though I was going to ask you about your name. Is the and part referencing this?
>>9129136
Interesting
>>9129161
I suppose so
>>9129164
The what part?
Please do not post that.
>>9129172
What will you name the infant?
>>9129173
!oshinoUhB
>>9129125
Says who?
>>9129128
Urshula would have to be a weird name to have IRL. It sounds like Ursula, which is a chick's name.
>>9129179
But I'm not a grill
why does reading conversations between some of the regulars make me wana smash my mouth in the corner of my desk
>>9129186
I borrowed it from a friend after mine got leaked.
>>9129201
But if you were!
ENOJOOOOON
>>9129209
>>9129199
me. just now.
are you even following this conversation anymore?
>>9129209
you have no patience?
>>9129209
I'm sorry
>>9129212
I dunno..
If I had a girl, maybe Stella, or something, not sure if I had a boy
>>9129232
Where did you get that from?
>>9129199
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Kazmil-urshula-kelloakizilian
>which is a chick's name
Ruby is a feminine name, isn't it?
>>9129212
Also what's wrong with this loli vampire?
>>9129239
Get what from?
>>9129244
Someone I am not too fond of still uses her as an avatar.
>>9129248
The name.
>>9129250
I'm not sure, but I always thought it was a pretty name
>>9129241
I actually took it from the male protagonist of the Ruby/Sapphire arc of the Pokemon Special comic. Pic related is Ruby.
Also, cool.
>>9129228
Are you?
>>9129250
Did you have a small panic attack when you saw that picture?
>>9129263
It has that A Streetcar Named Desire association to it. I like it.
You have a nice name too.
>>9129285
Mildly annoyed.
>>9129273
trying to, but it's hard when you're not making any sense.
>>9129289
You think Brandon is a nice name?
I actually like my name a lot, too
>>9129273
Huh, neat.
>>9129300
Your parents did something right.
>>9129310
It's a miracle
1 hour before I go to sleep. I should fap again. What/who to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_yEIE2I2o
It's a good name to yell.
To be fair, I'm being a bit too hard on my mother
She's not entirely all that bad, my step dad is another story, though
>>9129228
if bread were a classroom I'd probably be re-adjusting my seat every 10 min so i can slide it on the floor and make it squeak, drop my pen and pencil at least once between that and also wear a fuckload of jewelry so every time i move i make a noise. you better not expect me not to fart out loud, i'll fuckin do it
>>9129325
That happens to be my alternate tripcode.
>>9129348
If it were a classroom, you would be a grade or two behind.
>>9129348
okay?
I guess you have a special butt, but, you do know you wouldn't be the only attention whore in that classroom, right?
>>9129374
not really, I graduated a year early.
>>9129374
>If it were a classroom, you would be a grade or two behind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Ua4EaxW9U
>>9129388
They could not wait to get rid of you, huh?
That is pretty cool, though.
If bread were a classroom about half of us would be fucking each other in the bathrooms between classes
>>9129390
I try not to do it because he yells at me in Spanish, but it is so difficult to repress instinct.
>>9129397
I feel bad for the janitor.
>>9129414
It would probably be someone who gets off to that.
>>9129402
Darwin, man, if you have a burn as funny as that (legitimately made me think of losing what little I've got in my stomach fvrom laughter) use it. :P