HG THREAD
I miss Spike
>Using a 5 hour old thread
???????
I miss spy
>>9125301
So do I
>>9125281
>>9125301
Same
>>9125299
>making a new thread when this one works just fine
???????
I want to fuck blaytman
>>9119840
why is there so much samefagging on this? Do we really not have enough people to make it seem like people actually come here?
>>9125119
>>9125200
>>9125193
Done.
>>9119840
>Hoshi is there twice
sm.h tb.h fa.m
>>9125325
Thank you for hosting Yuno
>>9125325
So..... not gonna explain the bullet club stuff?
>mfw "i miss spike"
>>9125175 (Monoe)
>The memory of Uboa sends a chill running down her spine
... You speak... way too much...
Maybe you should have been the one getting those extra hands...
...
>she sighs and waves her hand as if to dust off her worries.
Well, forget about all that, war is war.
Give that to Monoko for me
>It's a ring, like one she wears in her hands.
Heh, maybe she'll have the complete outif in a few months.
>she flies away
>>9125178 (Raven)
Well Honor is just a fancy term to say how well you appear clean to others but you get the point. We need to be feared!
I'll see you around, bye!
>>9125345
I made Bullet Club after my first win. this was my second win
>>9125361
That doesn't explain how it got on the map.
New factions don't get on the map.
>>9125357
I wanna fuck suz too.
>>9125368
If you are fractionless yes they do
>>9125371
>mfw this post isn't Ahri
>It's a Yuno fucks up the rules and the faction games fall apart at the hinges episode
>>9125373
Oh so if I win I can make my own faction?
>>9125345
Even if I explain it it'll get picked apart over some bullshit or another.
>>9125391
Yes
>>9125397
So what's the harm in explaining it?
>>9125325
Thanks for the game, you gonna host again?
>>9125325
Monoko and I shall stand for Monochrome. We hold what we have and wait for now.
>>9125227
Oh, no, that's not what I was implying...you have a desire that's...oh, so deeply-rooted. Perhaps...one of those dearly departed or missing friends? Enough rage and desire to burn anything that would dare stand against it.
>>9125358
Oh, yes. For as much as I may bother you...she scares you. As it should be, she represents...something not best left mentioned. You should think, if my sister and I's positions were reversed...could you really stand her acting like I, and vice-versa?
>She takes the ring with a smirk, and once again folds her arms behind her.
I suppose I'll give her that. Goodbye.
>>9119840
>No Fyxe
>No Furry Porn
I suppose the answer is pretty obvious because "xd furries"... but... was it intentional?
There is doomguy, Ranma and Ichigo on this but not them?
Fyxe made more than all of those guys together
>>9125368
Then I don't know
>>9125431
They didn't exist at the time
>>9125431
Better question is.
Who cares?
>>9125455
Good, so I can sleep.
Goodnight.
>>9125423
...Just how much do you know about me? Who are you?
>>9125461
Don't drag my wife's corpse into this
>>9125477
Because I said so.
Case closed.
>>9125477
Who cares, they killed something that wasn't important, :^)
>>9125474
>DDD
>>9125477
Jesus christ just drop it already.
>>9125494
>>9125499
>oshit lmao
>>9125491
When are you going to do special favors for me so I can have an unfair advantage?
>>9125455
How did Pandemonium get the points too if Archer used his first win to make a new faction?
>>9125495
t. Bullet club faggots
You guys were bitching at the slightest attempt of cheating by Hoshi/Adachi but now it's okay because it's Archer?
>>9125506
Archer was in Pandemonium.
Let's see what happens with one of these.
Welcome to the One Hundred and Fifty-sixth Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
>>9125477
It was a thank you gift for killing NE1
>>9125524
Classy Reigen
>>9125502
I miss Birdie too.
>>9125524
Classy Suz
>>9125524
Haru
>>9125524
Saki
>>9125510
>Adachi
He wasn't in NE1, he's not even taking part in any of this.
>>9125524
Len
>>9125468
Nothing before you encountered me. Everything that lingers on your mind now. I am Monoe.
>>9125524
Monoe
>>9125524
Classy Utsutsu
>>9125524
Junpei Iori
>>9125524
Classy News Barrett
>>9125524
Emi
>>9125524
Mr. Teacherman
>>9125524
Shota
>>9125524
Classy Sterling Archer
>>9125524
Serval
>>9125524
Madoka
>>9125524
Togame
>>9125524
Gascoigne
>>9125524
Chizuru Hishiro
>>9125524
Sumo Betty
>>9125524
Chie
>>9125524
Inkling
>>9125524
John Bender
>>9125524
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9125524
Eggman-kun
>>9125524
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
>>9125524
Nanahira
>>9125524
Twitch
>>9125524
Smolgore
>>9125536
When Adachi got 7 points and Pandemonium 12 he bitched because he got "more points on average" and Yuno made a pool to ask if she should hand him the point for most kills.
She can't stop fucking around the rules she made herself
>>9125524
Axel
>>9125524
Fem Frisk
>>9125524
Ghost of NE1
>>9125524
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>9125524
Emilia
>>9125524
Senshougahara
>>9125524
Ash Crimson
>>9125516
So Archer got 3 points and Pandemonium too?
3 points each?
>>9125524
Miss Acacia
>>9125536
Adachi is part of Bullet Club.
>>9125524
Rose Quartz
>>9125530
>She'll show up again eventually. Just didn't want that other post to get any t. DDD's since I didn't make it.
>Why is that? Dunno I'm weird.
>>9125584
Adachi didn't give a shit. He just did it to rile people up. He succeeded.
>>9125608
Yes and it's fucking retarded.
It's even more retarded since he created the faction after they used the points.
The "Subaru gave me his faction" was tolerable but this is straight up bullshit.
>>9125608
Pandemonium got 3 points and they took NE1 out.
After that game, Archer decided to split away from Pandas to form his own faction, Bullet Club.
The rules state that factions created after the first iteration of the map must win a game in order to be placed on it. Archer won a game while he was in Pandemonium, not Bullet Club.
So; how the fuck is he on the map?
Hey Yuno, can I make a faction and have it put wherever I want too? Thanks.
>>9125626
I don't care about Adachi.
I'm just saying that Fucking Yuno can't follow the rules as if she was retarded or something.
Everytime she fucks around them.
>>9125524
Fujiwara no Mokou
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
test
>>9125664
Are you doing this on purpose?
>>9125658
>Yuno turned heel and joined bullet club
>you got played sucka
BULLET CLUB 4 4 4 4 4 Life
>>9125680
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9125680
Ready as I'll ever be.
When were you when Bullet club got 4points out of nowhere? :^)
Guys it is time for Egg Faction
>>9125680
Let's go!
>tfw Hoshi was just being scum
>Archer is straight up cheating the rules
>>9125700
Now THIS I can understand bending the rules for. Bullet Club is just shit.
>>9125700
Why is there a face on that toast
>>9125680
I'll do my best!
Good luck everyone.
>>9125708
I don't think it's his fault.
It's just Yuno being a shitty game master.
>>9125680
>>9125664
>>9125578
(Swap)
>>9125680
Let's do this!
Goodnight, Yuno.
>>9125708
I'm not cheating I go by whatever Yuno says. If Yuno says this win doesn't count for points, that's fine
>>9125716
ya, wanna join? our good friend Ryan is our co-leader
>>9125726
don't Question it
Germany should have won ww2 :(
Kys Yuno
>>9125680
>>9125624
>>9125568
Could you put him in? It's just a feeling I have.
>>9125680
Get on with it.
>>9125652
>>9125658
Can you guys stop being fucking assholes for a second and properly address the issue?
If someone's taking time out of their day to host a goddamn game for you you don't fucking call them retarded. If they're doing something wrong, you point it out with respect. It's their decision whether or not they'll listen to you. Jesus Christ. This is why we barely have any hosts nowadays. People like you are the ones killing this community.
Sukuna out, Mokou in. Chie out, Deku in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>9125752
As long as you place the capital over the Bullet Club's.
>>9125775
>Can you guys stop being fucking assholes for a second and properly address the issue?
We already adressed several issues MANY TIMES (remember NE1) and she was just being smug about it.
>If someone's taking time out of their day to host a goddamn game for you you don't fucking call them retarded.
See above, also if you can't into basic Math yes you are retarded.
>>9125795
alRite cool, that is enuff for our founding
yuno put eggs man, ryan, and anon in as the EGG FACTION
(this is our logo btw don't steal it)
>>9125795
They hate us cause they ain't us.
>>9125835
>Not Eggs Man, Eggman-Kun, and Anon
>Someone crying after a faction game ends
Someone see anything unusual going on here? I don't either.
Alrighty then, another Bloodbath is upon us!
Note to self: actually fix that typo I've been meaning to fix for a long time. Note to everybody: Len scores First Blood! If that was the feeling you were referring to, Chie, you were spot on. The journey meets an abrupt end for a pair of strange ladies, and also for one who likes to eat.
>>9125860
idk if he wants to join us tho
i want to be Fair and Balanced in our creation
>>9125873
Oh. Maybe that was the feeling I had...oh no...
>>9125766
Me? Re-Really? Oh thanks a whole bunch!
>>9125873
...Th-That was short lived.
>>9125873
That's for almost winnin' the faction game thingies! Meanie!
Bend the rules
>>9125873
I-I didn't expect to get very far anyway, my best isn't really that good...
At least it isn't last place.
>>9125686
>Why would I do this on purpose?
>>9125870
i just hope yuno knows that the vocal minority doesn't represent everyone who joins her games. i genuinely enjoy them and i would hate for her to stop hosting them just because of a couple shitposters..
>>9125873
Oh, a bow... I'll stick to my baseball bat and leave the bows and arrows to Yukari
Another note to everybody: if you don't notice a really fat person "running" at you, you deserve to die. Archer having to practice archery? How deliciously appropriate. The lack of any other deaths is rather inappropriate, but hopefully you can resolve that without my intervention.
>>9125926
>>9125927
Hey, this stuff is really good!
>Smolgore begins devouring it by the literal handful.
>>9125927
You stole my stuff, didn't you... asshole
And so one-sixth of you take an early exit. Be sure to get your consolation prize on the way out.
>Post yfw you love Yuno
#thankyouyuno
>>9125910
Bend em, break em, it doesn't matter because Bullet Club is TOO SWEET!
>>9125927
I'm more of a sniper and magnum guy.
>>9125967
We-Well...At least I tried, that's the thing that really matters...
>>9125890
I'm so sorry I did this to you! Really, really! If I knew I never would've done it, this was the last thing I could've wanted, please forgive me!
>>9125927
...It's a secret.
>>9125968
>
>>9125981
>Can't Here You.gif
>Here
>This rustles my jimmies
Fat and stupid is no way to go through life, Betty. Of course, that ended up much worse for Chizuru. Speaking of Chizuru, we seem to have lost both of them on this night.
>>9125990
He-Hey! Don't apologize to me! I'm the one that blew it! Li-Listen...ju-juust clam down, alright? You couldn't have known, I-It's all good, I-I don't blame you for anything.
Yuno is a hack who just happened to have found a really good concept.
Factions games with Seth as a host, now that would be something.
Peaceful already? Let's just scoot on by this as quickly as possible.
>>9126048
>Trying to kill another host's will to keep hosting so you can hope to satisfy your own selfish needs
>Implying seth asked for your opinion
>>9126023
>I'm glad someone finally noticed that, was hoping to slightly upset people with it lol.
>>9126073
Suck it NE1! I killed you!
>>9126073
But...if it's dead...how does it attack'ya?
>>9126048
>Just happened.
You say that as if faction games were new in the first place.
>>9126073
Well. Time to kill this thing with fire
>>9126103
Someone else should do them then.
Asgore but he's too chill for that.
So Robin decided to sit this one out. Oh well, more for the rest of us!
>>9126135
>no pic again
>fuck me
>>9126032
But if I hadn't swapped you in nobody would've gotten hurt! It's all because I don't even think and bad things happen...I'm such a big fat dummy that can't do anything right!
>>9126125
Why don't you do them, asswipe? See if shitheads like you don't turn on you and tear your ass apart. You don't even know what you're talking about.
>>9126142
WHAT IS THAT THING?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH-!
>Dead.
>>9126028
>she turns around and starts walking away from him
Just pretend you didn't see me and I'll do the same.
>>9126142
How cruel...
>when ya bypass their entire FUCKING ground force and go straight for their capital
>>9126142
+0
oh
>>9126125
I was planning on it a while ago, but my themes too shit for it. Besides, I've got bounty games now.
>>9126142
They're over there. You're welcome
>>9126125
I've been slowly working on my own faction games long before Yuno began hosting his.
I'm just working on them real slowly as I'm lazy.
If you need a time frame I've been working on them at the start of this year back in January
>>9126135
>First person to notice it in 2 years
>>9126142
>Can't win them all
>>9126172
I like how France is covered in mountains... except where it shoukd have mountains.
Now this is the kind of thing I like to see. The priests will earn their keep today.
>>9126151
He-Hey nooow...I-I would've eventually kicked the bucket anyway...sure dying in the bloodbath is pretty humiliating in it's own right, but it's not like I haven't gone through worse. Pl-Please don't worry about it, I-It's really not that big of a deal. Al-Although I really do appreciate you swapping me in, that was really swell of you in all honesty...an-and I really wasn't expecting it.
>>9126214
Perfect geography is hard to balance I guess.
>>9126172
kek
Togame's comment about Twitch...surprisingly accurate. There's another clone roaming the area, but that does nothing to help this latest outbreak of peace.
>>9126265
I like how Raven got away with what made ta-class' games so shit
>>9126296
What was it?
Following peace...Feast! I see three corpses.
>>9126238
M-mom always taught me to be generous. A-nd...and maybe-...maybe if you got swapped in by someone else you would've won! I gave you my bad luck! That's what it has to be.
>>9126265
Why yes, I do have my illusive moments, thank you for noticing! I pride myself on my ambushes, after all.
>>9126314
Oh, so I died in the dumbest way possible. Great
And crickets yet again. Wonderful.
>>9126296
Nobody's forcing you to stay. I suppose I could also be doing other things, but here we are. As we're both still here, perhaps you'd like to make a friendly suggestion? I've always been open to reason.
We have the Feast to thank for our only three deaths.
>>9126314
Ooo, impressive! This strange "Pate of Pheasent and Truffles" seems quite putrid and deadly.
It will make an excellent addition to my poison recipe... and a nice snack, too.
>>9125664
Post full pic
>>9126329
Do-Dooon't be silly! It was my own bad luck! Do-Don't get yourself dooown! Don't le-let it bother you, alright? Ha-Happens to everyone! so-sometimes you just botch it, you know? Tr-Trust me I know the feeling! I know it veeerrry well! Th-There's always next time...I-I bet I'll get it next time! an-and who knows, maybe you will too? Ju-Just keep that chin up high an-and think positive!
>>9125902
Cute
Did you idiots forget how to kill? It's really easy, I swear.
Perhaps the only thing of interest is Twitch deciding to not be stealthy. Otherwise, it's an immense bore.
>>9126428
Huh? Oh! Uhhh...t-thanks! Uhhh...hahah...
No deaths. The quick skims continue.
Night four, and it's not a good night for fire. Or meaningful action.
[insert commentary regarding peace here]
Right then, the fifth night was trashed without incident. Moving right along...we reintroduce ourselves to the taste of death.
>>9126544
>Chugs
>>9126520
Cellulitis, Pneumonia, the Bubonic Plague, ooo, I'm getting excited just thinking of the possibilities, haha!
>Is it wrong to make my twitch RP a worshipper of nurgle
>not that I know how to RP him anyways
>not that I know how to RP yet
And somehow, you manage to meet the minimum threshold for recognition. You never cease to amaze me.
Oh, Togame...maybe if you hadn't been hung over, you'd have noticed that trap.
>>9126566
>I swear I chose an image file
>>9126544
...and long story short, the doctors were so baffled they listed the cause of death as "suicide by flu", hehe!
Anyways, this illness of yours... I hope it's something serious and exotic, I'm always looking for another plague to carry.
>>9126608
You know, I was expecting another week of peace, but I was pleasantly mistaken. Behold your winner!
>>9126403
There's no need to lie to me about it...I always mess up. Really, there's no need to be nice about it.
>She wipes her face on her sleeve, managing a tiny, weak smile.
At least I could make you happy for a second.
>>9126647
AFK boost my fluffed butt!
I demand a refund!
>>9126647
Fuck you Raven. Quit rigging your fucking games against me.
Before the festivities, however, there's still time to be prim and proper.
>>9126665
It doesn't count if you're still actually here, though.
>>9126666
You're a terrible liar, Satan.
>>9126647
Oh yes, new poisons, aha, I can't wait to for some new infections...
...
>ded
>>9126680
Well that's lengalenga!
>>9126656
I-I'm not lying about anything! I'm being super duper honest, I swear! Li-Listen; just let it out for now...bu-but remember that I seriously appreciated it! Cr-Crying's good for the soul...bu-but don't let this get you down forever!
>>9126666
Oh hey Adachi, you forgot your pic.
And so we (finally) reach the end of the trudge to the finish. Congratulate the winner if you so choose.
>>9126721
>Thanks for hosting.
>>9126721
Não.
>>9126721
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
JAPURI BUN DA!
>>9126721
>>9126729
Thank you for hosting and congratulations to the winner.
Placements.
A decent showing for District 7.
>>9126721
>>9126741
Congratulations, Nanahira.
Thank you for hosting, Raven.
>>9126721
Congrats!
>>9126741
Thanks for hostin'!
>>9126721
Thank you for hosting bby
>>9126741
Thanks for the chance.
>>9126741
>Thank you for the game
>Congratulations
>>9126741
Thank for host
>>9126741
Thanks for hosting for us Raven.
>>9126741
thanks for the game
Guys tournament guy is kill right?
>>9126774
Probably.
>>9126721
>>9126741
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>9126774
Really?
>>9126701
I do so much now...my eyes hurt about it all. Hey...hey. Is there such a thing as too much crying?
>>9126741
Ju-Just my luck...I was right, I did get last place...we-well at least now I know I'll do better next game! There's no way I'll get last place twice in a row!
>>9126774
(HDD died I think, RIP Tournament man)
>>9126774
Yeah
>>9126791
No that was Guts throwing jokes
Some vital statistics.
Thank you for playing, watching, lurking, or even entering and then promptly going to sleep or doing other things. Winner, your portrait will arrive sometime soon hereafter.
If, for some odd reason, there is a host waiting, you may now proceed.
>>9126782
>>9126791
Rip in kill : tournament guy.
>>9126774
I hear the madman spilt chocolate milk on his machine. What a waste of milk.
>>9126804
shut the fuck up
>>9126789
We-Well yeah; your eyes will get all dried out. I-I think you should at least stop before then, you might actually hur-hurt yourself.
>>9126774
I know you're here, Tournament guy. Update that shit.
Even if his HDD isn't dead he still hasn't posted in 3 days. Not even a pastebin update.
>>9126797
(Uh, who's that and why would he joke like that?)
>newfags dont know Raven is a clopper
Lmao kys newfag.
>>9126836
>tfw I know but I don't give a shit
>>9126844
>tfw didn't know but don't give a shit.
>>9126815
Unless you have any pizza, I'm afraid that won't be happening.
>>9126843
He could at least ask for our help. I don't mind helping since I don't live in the US so I can track games when he's sleeping.
>>9126836
>le X is Y post xddddd
>>9126844
>>9126851
>Tfw would happily enjoy a clopping together thread with raven
>>9126834
Some oldfag
>>9126857
shut the fuck up
>>9126872
Kill yourself horsefag
>>9126872
...ANYWAY
>>9126877
(Okay)
>>9126872
kys rarityfag we all know applejack is the best out of the mane six
>>9126895
Kek that filenam3
>>9126895
Kek
>>9126895
Yuno looks gay
>>9126901
>Applejack
>Wanting Big Mac's sloppy seconds
>>9126895
please don't be too mean to yuno
they just fuck up, they don't mean for this to happen
>>9126895
Current State of My Sides
>>9126921
I remember when in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cartoon show Applejack was fucked by Big Mac
>>9126822
>She forces herself to stop for a moment, smiling awkwardly.
H-heehee...what ifi t's all you've been doing for a long time?
>>9126926
>they
>>9126944
(((they))) just fuck up
>>9126944
xer
>>9126937
>Needing to be spoonfed.
>Not understanding anything
Lmao.
So.
You peasants are gonna entertain me or what?
>>9126940
I-I am a pretty bi-big crybaby...s-so yeah; I-I know what crying a lot can do to your eyes. I-I remember when I was a kid, I had to ca-carry around a little thing of eyedrops s-so my eyes wouldn't dr-dry out.
>Deku awkwardly laughed himself. He was really putting all of his almost non-existent people skills to work right now.
>>9126926
so this is how you try to get your ship
>>9126983
let's fuck bby
>>9126981
>Needing to imply that my horsefu is of the mane six
Lmao.
>>9126986
>getting a ship
>with Yuno
lol never happening
>>9126990
(In ERP as Kogasa, sure)
>>9126993
>Horsefu isn't Rarity
Lmaoing at your life
Checkmate.
My objective opinion wins again.
>>9127019
(Fluttershy is better)
>>9127019
>having a horsefu
>being even more of a degenerate
(You)
Off yourself
>>9126985
And...and if it's really all you do any more? I got used to the hurt...
>That smile lingers on her face, but it...definitely, definitely fails to look happy now.
Reminder that 1.7 > 7
Junko please save us
>>9127019
>Implying Rarity is not the absolute worst of the mane 6
>>9127045
Thoughts on this years draft?
>>9127053
No. Talk about MLP with Hosh. This is what you wanted.
>>9127054
even non-fans know Rarity is trash
>>9126983
HOLY SHIT GUYS THAT DOLL IS TALKING! PHANTASMAL POSSESSION HAPPENIG!
>>9127079
>Happenig
Nig.
>>9127045
agreed
>>9127062
Top notch draft.
Only real reach was Jabrill Peppers, who the defensive coordinator wanted because he has a boner for linebacker/safety hybrids. He made it work for the Rams, so I'm sure he'll make it work for the Browns.
>>9127085
It's almost midnight, niqqa.
>>9127065
TYPEFUCK ME
>>9127037
We-Well; I've learned that crying will ge-get you nowhere...Su-Sure it's nice to release every now and then...bu-but sometimes you gotta just DO things, o-or suck them up...
>>9127079
>she trips backwards from the loud yelling, looking confused and angry
Seu estúpido covarde! Eu sou apenas uma boneca!
Rarity is second best, and there's a power gap to three. Everybody knows this.
>>9127029
Fluttershy is second
.
>>9127033
>>9127054
>Not wanting the classiest pone
>Not wanting the cleanest pone
>>9127066
>"""Nonfan"""
:thinking:
[Irrelevant background pony] > [Irrelevant background pony 2] > [Irrelevant background pony 3] > every other character
>>9127065
I will always love you, Junko-sama.
>>9127142
>wanting a horse
>>9127142
Classiest and cleanest pony is Octavia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>having a horse waifu
Might as well just kill yourself at that point.
>>9127109
S-She's also speaking in some ancient spectral language from hell! Alright guys calm down there's no need to panic, I have a plan! I just need to do like in Ghostbusters.
>Dandy contacts his space ship
QT! Get your ass in here we have a rare ghost to suck out of a doll!
>>9127161
This.
>>9127104
Sometimes, though...sometimes...you don't know what else to do other than that. Sometimes you just...don't have anything else at all. Right?
>>9127161
For once I agree with Dach.
>>9127065
>Dangan
>Talking shit about ponies
Lmao kys
>>9127150
>Not wanting everything
>>9127153
Lmao, side character. Might as well have said Derpy.
>>9127187
>He says he wants everything
>Then dismisses a character because it's not a main character
>>9127169
>she facepalms her face with her hand, before just groaning, feeling the pain of stupidity that is coming from the man's mouth
I am not a ghost, you moron!
>>9127197
This is Hoshi we're talking about. He doesn't do logic or good taste
>>9127199
You're totally a ghost! Since when a doll can talk? Huh? I've seen through your tricks!
>>9127176
You're right; sometimes you just can't do anything else...but right now isn't one of those times. Yo-you gotta keep your chin up! On-One little mistake won't make anyone think any less of you! I-I know it's hard to stop crying...bu-but you gotta realize, that you did nothing wrong...Yo-You only did what you thought was right, an-and that's a-okay.
>>9127241
>she shakes with anger, before stepping closer to the man, her height can barely reach the man's knees
I'm no ordinary doll! I'm the incarnation of perfection!
>>9127274
>Dandy squats low enough to be almost face to face to the talking doll.
You're certainly not ordinary, buy you're far from perfection, baby. For starters, you're far from looking like a sexy and mature woman.
>>9127248
Th-thank you, but. What if...what if that was just a thing? One more reason to do it? I just don't know any more...
>>9127310
Says you, I got married twice in my life! That's a sign of my maturity! Course my first husband was killed by my order and my second disappeared without a trace, but I feel mature enough.
>>9126729
If it so happens that you're paying attention here, congratulations; you have earned this.
>>9127372
rig for me next time, k?
>>9127233
Not here at least.
>>9127336
We-Well you shouldn't come up with reasons to cry...yo-you should only cry when your heart tells you too...
>>9127372
Thank you so mucch for this.
>Nanahira
>>9127377
Tell me who you are and I'll consider it.
>>9127410
You're quite welcome.
>>9127405
It's all that it's been telling me to for-
>She falls silent, looking at her hands. She counts on her fingers, from one hand to the other, before doing it again, and again, and again, before pulling her eyes away mid-motion.
...A long, long time.
>>9127435
baah, you know me
it's me
>>9127441
O-Oohhh...we-well maybe you should find a reason to be happy? Ma-May I suggest getting a hobby? I-I heard knitting i-is a really good way to relieve stress; Yo-You could always try that...n-no harm in it really.
>>9127355
......
>Dandy stays silent after hearing the murder part.
At least tell me you were a sexy maiden when you used to be alive, baby.
>>9127519
What? I was always like this!
>>9127497
I don't know how...nothing takes things off my mind anyways. Only sleeping...and I can't always do that anymore, either.
...Why does everything have to be so hard?
>>9127532
Say that after I suck you out of that doll, ghost!
>and the vacuum starts sucking up.
>but nothing really happens aside of the doll stuck in its mouth.
...Let me try again.
It's about that time of night now, isn't it. The boring hours are upon us
>>9127580
Yup.
>>9127579
>she already looks like she's tired of the man's shenanigans, not giving a respond other than a hateful stare
>>9127533
I-I don't know. Bu-But you have to truck on through it! Li-Life's hard, th-that's just how things ar-are. I-I'm sure you'll make it in life.
>>9127608
...Alright maybe there's no ghost here. So...you're some sort of doll alien?
Hello /trash/ HG
I am bored
>>9127638
You are the alien! I mean look at your ridiculous hair! It's goofy and weird, no regular man would make their hair like that!
what is this the thread of people who dont wanna fuck with TLHG?
hey beter
>>9127661
Uhhh...ya wanna tell some stories?
>>9127598
It can't be helped, I guess. I always hate this time of night, it's just so quiet around here
>>9127661
The rest of us are too, dude. The rest of us are too
>>9127669
>I don't want there to be a leak of pedos in the threads, so I'm choosing to stay away from their containment
>>9127673
Can I borrow your egg beter
>>9127580
I feel bad even poking my head over there...
>>9127633
But I've been trying! But I'm lost and I'm confused and I'm along, and I'm...I don't know!
>>9127667
What did you say about my haircut!? Burn this in your memroy, this is how a real man should look! But then it would stop being cool if everyone is doing it so...
>>9127681
Well, 'cause people are goin'ta bed n'stuff. I'm gettin' tired, too, but not really sleepy tired, just...tired. I guess.
>>9127692
Oh...okay!
So.. what do you people do exactly?
>>9127714
If this is how men look like, then I'd rather be a queen married to another queen.
>>9127735
Circlejerk
>>9127713
Poking your head over where?
>>9127721
I know that feeling, little dude. I know that feeling all too well. It'll pass eventually
>>9127713
Yo-You won't be alone forever...pr-probably. Just try to make some friends!
>>9127749
Ahh.. so the same thing back where I came from
>>9127739
That...! That's...actually kind of hot, baby. If you can grow up and turn into a hot and sexy queen, do it.
>>9127735
>In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
>During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>9127758
Well, yeah. Once I go'ta bed, duh! Which is, uhh...I dunno when. Is it past 10 yet? 'Cause Tori always told me'ta go'ta bed by 10.
>>9127758
You know where...the weird place...where everyone's name start with an L.
>>9127769
>She sniffles.
Mom always say to stay positive...even when everything's so dark and gloomy.
>>9127735
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>9127772
Yes hello welcome anonymous, would you like some cookies to make your stay more comfortable, mau?
>>9127797
widdly is that you?
>>9127804
Cookies couldn't hurt
>>9127775
You think I can grow to a beautiful quee- Wait a minute, are you trying to budge in the royal blood?
>>9127735
I BEAT UP FAT UNEDUCATED WHITE TRASH WHO THINK THEY CAN DO BETTER THAN THE
BIG BAD
BOOTY DADDY
THEN I GO AND SHOW THEIR WIVES HOW TO RECLINE ON MY OTHER STEINER RECLINER
I'm gloomy...
>>9127826
I don't think I'm compatible with someone made of cloth and cotton, baby. And...I guess? All kids gotta grow up eventually.
>>9127797
Th-Then listen to your mom...b-be positive.
Wh-Whew...th-this pep talk is really wearing me out...wh-who would've known this kind of thing was so hard?
>>9127841
Ayy sup Kuga
>>9127789
It's nearly 1 AM, so yeah, definitely past ten. You might want to get to sleep Asgore
>>9127797
Oh, there. Yeah, you're gonna want to avoid that place
>>9127841
Hi there gloomy, I'm Junpei
>>9127823
>She takes out a bag of cookies of many varieties out from one of the pockets inside her raincoat and puts them in the hands of the anon
Enjoy your stay.
>>9127862
Flattery will get you somewhere, peasant.
>>9127814
That's just the moon. You silly.
>>9127841
So am I...
>>9127864
It's-it's hard to be positive after staying that way for so long when everything's bad.
>She sniffles, and smiles once more, as weak and small as it may be.
I'm sorry for stressing you out so much, mister.
>>9127880
I am. I guess this really is the only place where I can start to fit in.
>She sits down on the ground, resting her head on top of her knees.
>>9127880
Oh...man, that's really late! Okay!
Nighty night, guys!
>>9127910
Flattery always gets me somewhere, kid! I'm not Space Dandy, Ultimate Space Hunter, Master of the female body for nothing!
>>9127868
Sup
>>9127880
You mean like the baseball player?
>>9127918
Sweets help a ton.
>>9127962
Hmmm... perhaps having one of those male escorts I heard about wouldn't be so bad...
>>9127918
Je-Jeez; stop blaming yourself for everything. I-I'm surprised you're not worn out from all of that. We-Well anyway, I hope you find something that'll make you happy.
>>9127918
Well, that's one of the things this place does well. Even the biggest misfit fits in around here. So what's your name?
>>9127921
Seeya Asgore. Sleep well, dude
>>9127969
The uniform give it away? Well, it's less "play professionally" and more "coach little league", but someday I'll make be professional
>>9128005
>"I'll make be professional"
>Fuck you too, 1 AM tiredness
>>9127974
Male escorts? I know I look like the right man for the job, but I'm already an alien hunter. Who'd want to hurt a talking doll anyway?
>And this is how you know Dandy completely forgot he was the first to do that very same thing a while ago.
guys yuno died
>I thought The Loud House was raiding us and just dealt with it
>It turns out /hg/ was raiding the loud house
>I was in The Loud House thread
>I was an asshole to people for liking different things than me for no reason, not realizing they didn't raid us, I was raiding them
Feels FUCKING bad man
>>9127921
Goodbye, mister goat.
>>9127969
You think so? I haven't had any in...ooh...it feels like forever, now. I never even thought of that!
>>9127981
I don't know what else there is to blame...I'm just used to crying now, I guess.
Uhm. Thank you, mister...I'm Chie.
>>9128005
Chie...just...just Chie.
>She looks around slowly, before turning her attention to the floor.
I just wish that there wasn't so much blood here.
>>9128049
me to
Goodnight everybody
I enjoyed my stay
>>9128049
STOP BEING A FUCKING BITCH OR I'LL SLAP YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
FAT NERD TRASH LIKE YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A CAGE WITH A REAL MAN
>>9128050
Well Chie, it's nice to meet you. I'm Junpei. And yeah... there's a lot of bloodshed around here. But at least nobody actually gets hurt because of the arena
-Junpei
>>9128058
Sleep tight anon
>>9128027
Those who wish to get the crown. Filthy peasant rebels and false-blood!
>Emilia
>>9128050
Ju-Just call me Deku. I-I have an actual name but...I probably shouldn't give it out in public.
>Deku