ERP Thread.
Shortstack Editon
Games have been restarted!
>>9115409
>restarted
>I was in final 3
Oh
>>9115409
>restarted
>I had won
Fuck you Ruby.
>>9115421
>>9115432
It's the same game, I just wanna post it again because it was such a lovely game.
>>9115409
I am not even present now...
>>9115409
Why would you do such a thing you... you... Argh!
But fine, I will win all the same.
>>9115439
>>9115438
look again.
>>9115439
You're the joke character that is never added in serious conflicts.
>>9115383
If Paul can be banned for spamming the thread, why can't HG fags get banned for posting outside their containment thread?
Think we should pick a post and try reporting it?
>>9115457
B-BUT MUH FEMININE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9115464
Because nobody bothers to report.
>>9115464
Smile!
>>9115464
I bet you were always picked last during P.E, you thin skinned manlet
>>9115464
Don't act like you don't love us.
>>9115464
Can we ban avafags for posting images of the same characters over and over??/
>>9115464
Hosting quality games with enriching RP isn't spam tho
>>9115485
That applies to both threads, so I don't know what you're trying to get at
>>9115474
Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St. Clements
I owe you five farthings
Say the bells of St. Martins
When will you pay me?
Say the bells at Old Bailey
When I grow rich
Say the bells at Shoreditch
When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney
I'm sure I don't know
Says the great bell of Bow
Here comes a candle to light you to bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head
Chip chop chip chop the last man's HEAD!
>>9115438
>>9115456
oh...ah! Hahaha! I knew that!
I see, I see! My apologies for not paying attention in this delightful!
>>9115457
But...I really enjoy fighting...conflict is in my blood, and quarreling is in my bones! Separating the two is lethal to me!
Alexander Hamilton was a nice play.
>>9115545
>tfw this is win 40 for me
God I hate it.
>>9115556
>tfw have over 320 wins
I need to die
Oceans rise! Empires fall!
>>9115556
Is it mate?
>>9115586
Well that's neat!
I harnessed the breeze, YOU'RE WELCOME!
https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM
>>9115464
>paul breaks rules
>gets banned
>hg posts outside if thread, which isn't against rules
>is fine
down vote post so no one sees this pls
Here lies ERP, I killed it, Whoopsie.
>>9115657
You also killed that slide. Dumb Rube.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
>>9115670
I just wanted to see if anyone is gonna notice is, :^b
Someone roll already and get me out of here.
Rolling dubs
>>9115657
Dead hour raids are always fucking epic dude!
>>9115682
I'm watching because I'm too lazy to look on desu and didn't see it the first time.
Want me to host again?
>>9115693
okie dokie.
>pets
Always dreamt to have as good RP as your fellow HG neighbors ?
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>>9115377
Look at this piece of wondrous and magnificent storytelling. The action, the drama, the vocabulary, the body anatomy accuracy, the turnabouts and swerves, even the climax, which is probably the part you're all the most interested in as it's something extremely unfamiliar with the majority of you. Everything you need to learn about good RP is in there.
Waste no time studying from the bests, as a good friend of mine once said.
"Good artists copy, great artists steal."
While I must break to you that you'll most likely never reach 1/8 of the level of good RP produced by The Great HG Community, and even less reach 1/24 of the level of the man talking right now, it is no validate reasons to throw in the sponge.
After all, all that matters is that you're satisfied of what you wrote yourself.
I must go now, my people need their champ and his preaches to keep up their good RP on the clocks.
Equal amount of good luck to y'all on your quest to becoming a good RPer. Us fellow HGers know you can do it !
>>9115701
More massages?
>>9115688
Eh, better then your poor excuses for posts
I'll take that silence as a yes
>>9115701
Yes, stay here so we can have some peace in HG without you
>>9115714
>kissu
good bully.
>>9115709
>Us fellow HGers know you can do it !
>Us
Speak for yourself, faggot. Nice job getting fucked by that other faggot last night
>>9115712
Good job!
>>9115727
Dubs for leave.
>>9115732
come on spam more epic slides
>>9115736
But Anon-kun, this doesn't count as spamming, read the rules.
>>9115711
Good dubs HG faggot
>>9115732
Thanks for hosting.
>kissu
>>9115742
whatever host again
Thanks for playing!
I'll host in 5 minutes!
>>9115760
Based.
>>9115760
n-notiice me
>>9115760
Stay.
>>9115780
thaaanks
>pets back
if dubs leave
Where did this retarded rivalry even come from?
>>9115794
no ruby stay here forever
>>9115797
Don't know, I'm not here for any rivalry, I'm here for the rolls, and I'll get out by the rolls.
>>9115797
Idk.
Guessing since ERP and HG are the two biggest generals on /trash/.
It's that time again, give me 24
>>9115825
Gascoigne
>>9115760
>5 minutes
host now
>mfw erp has become HG over night
the fuck did i miss?
>>9115825
Laughing Sonata
>>9115838
I made a roll and ended up here, and now I'm waiting for someone to roll me out of here.
>>9115838
HG raid
Erp Ava's are keeping their heads down
>>9115825
Yukkuri Kaguya
>>9115825
Sumo Betty
>>9115722
But fella, I'm the voice of the voiceless.
I know you weren't here for the ceremony but I've been decreed as the official Spokesperson of HG.
Making the only man eligible to use the term "We" "Us" "Our" and the likes when talking for The Great Community of HG.
I'll ignore your second statement.
>>9115825
The Mane
>>9115825
IU
>>9115825
Fem Frisk
>>9115860
How long has it been going on?
banished
>>9115882
About 2 hours now
Don't be cancer when I wake up.
>>9115825
Sucy Booty
>>9115859
not bothering to roll trips
>>9115825
Aeris
>>9115825
Loto
>>9115886
I'm lowering it to dubs, roll dubs to get me out, please.
>>9115811
At least we now know which one is more cancerous.
>>9115905
Get out
>>9115905
dubs and stay
>>9115908
Indeed, ERP.
>>9115825
Magdalene
>>9115905
Away with you then.
>>9115914
Roll em.
>>9115916
Say I'm go->>9115922
Bye bye boring lands.
>>9115908
Yep. ERP is pure cancer.
>>9115922
Based.
>>9115882
Since last half of previous thread
Sonata got banished to erp thru some roll game. Ava rolled quads to release. They then return with backup and you see the results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD3ylxcTomE
>>9115922
>sending her back to HG
Fuck you people. Just as soon as we got rid of her.
redpill me about HG
>>9115942
We don't want them here either dude, send em bck to /b/
>>9115956
We are pure cancer, don't come.
>>9115958
>bck
back*
fuck me
>>9115956
>we watch our ava go through an RNG simulator,role play sometimes,and there's occasional drama. All there is to it.
>>9115956
ERP when
>>9116021
When the shit settles
>>9116031
shit never settles, it only hides back in the shadows and pretends to be something else
>>9115994
Thumbs up to whoever put that shit in a frame.
>>9115956
Don't listen to those party-poopers mane. They're ERPinheads in disguise trying to keep you in their doghouse.
>>9115964
>>9115989
>>9115994
It's the greatest thing 4chan has to offer you. Although it's not for everyone, as some fragile egos are quick to be disheartened, it's definitely something of its own and which everyone experiences differently.
You can only test it for yourself to make an objective and unbiased opinion of it.
>>9116047
Okay
When the CURRENT shit settles
>>9115825
Jumbo Size Spicy Big Dad
>>9116060
>mfw I tested out HG and left because drama outweighed the HG.
>mfw HG runs out more avafags then ERP does.
>>9116085
>B-But erp shitposting is much worse than hg's!
I can't remember which one of you faggots said that shit, but god damn were you stupid.
>>9116118
It's true though.
ERP gets more triggered than HG and that's a fact.
>>9116149
>gets triggered easier
>one shitpost and HGbabbies have to call for a raid to salvage their fragile egos
>>9116172
Thanks Satan.
>>9116149
Maybe one or two people like Paul, whereas the entirety of HG's 10 year old child playerbase descends at the drop of a hat.
>>9116194
Don't forget that HG spergs out as soon as someone wins more than once, and they argue over ava's more than we do.
>>9116172
>this
>a raid
Way to show off your thin-skin m9.
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>9116085
S-sorry.
(Jesus guys, we went silent for this? Really? I knew the threads were thin-skinned, but seriously guys?)
(Fuck it I'll suck a cock or two to revive)
>>9116241
>kissu
>>9116242
it isn't over just stay silent for a bit longer.
>>9116242
There was an hour straight of shitposting. People just left to do other things.
>>9116216
>They argue over avas more
Of course. Because if someone niggers an Ava, or they have shit rp, they're going to be seen as cancer and therefore will be shitposted.
>They sperg out when someone wins more than once.
I'll give you that.
>>9116242
It was already dead before the raid.
HG just raided two dead threads in a row.
>>9116222
It is a raid by HG's """"standards"""", as low they can be.
>>9116242
God bless you, hetereochromic rapebait.
>>9116222
Raid or not, they did manage to derail /erp/ for at least 2 hours
>>9116252
>>9116253
>>9116260
(Blah blah blah, who cares, shove your fucking dick in me)
>>9116248
>kissu
OU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
ERP IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE BAD SEX ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BAD SEX ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE BAD SEX IS DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE BAD SEX.
>>9116242
Eh, no one's fuckable showed up. No point in posting for me.
>>9116278
>kissus again
>>9116262
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>9116241
Sorry for what? you didn't kill HG for me
>>9116277
No.
>>9116262
(I don't want blessing, I want cock)
>>9116282
(Fair enough)
>>9116278
Hey are you in mood for succ cuddling?
>>9116303
O-oh...
>>9116280
Paul what are on about?
>>9116314
>is confused if he should fuck or hide
>>9116273
There was literally no ERP going before their """raid""".
Only Sonata desperately trying to get (You)s and getting buttflustered because someone else started to play with their godawful character.
>>9116300
I love this pasta.
>>9116305
Fuck you then.
>>9116314
You are one horny cockslut aren't ya? Tell ya what...
>Turns 360 and walks away
Come back later. That's it.
>>9116306
Pass.
Back to lurking.
>>9116305
>I want cock
That's what I like to hear
>>9116328
That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.
Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.
I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.
>>9116329
>360
>walks away
nigga you walked to her
>>9116277
>Impales you on dick
>>9116278
>kissu
>>9116314
>kissu
>>9116327
>she shakes her lovely booty, swaying right to left slowly, wondering if anyone is gonna dick her
>>9116328
(Please do)
>>9116329
(But I want it nooooo-
>she gets trampled by the anon
>>9116339
(I like the sounds of cock)
>>9116344
>He doesn't know the meme
>>9116355
>spanks cautiously
I don't know if I should
>>9116344
>not knowing how to moonwalk
>>9116375
>fails at moon walking and accidentally jumps out of moons orbit.
Furry Futa Cockvore ASMR for Relaxation and Sleep
>>9116347
>happily enjoys the impalement
>>9116351
Eep!
>>9116369
>she yelps at the slap, giving out a tiny moan after it
Ow...why not?
>>9116242
First in line.
Typing out all those advices to help you pinheads get good RP got me tired.
>>9116306
This guy knows what's up.
>>9116341
Now that's a new one.
Gimme more (You)s
>>9116351
Holy shit, someone give this walking abortion a Pulitzer for the best post ever.
>>9116355
I rather stick my 2 inch dick in a blender.
>>9116397
JUST FUCKING STOP
YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME
JUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER
STOP NOW
>>9116347
>Screams of pure agony due to high impact sexual violence
>>9116397
Hi mecha, nice to see you pulling out your old faces
Where can I find all the sonata porn?
This Martin Shkreli isn't the old Martin Shkreli. I am the real Martin Shkreli. It sucks because I was the original Negan, and someone also stole him.
Why do my shitposting avas get stolen?
>Sees all the gay memeing and hops out.
gonna go watch decapitation videos instead
>>9116394
>she grabs the man by the belt, crawling up to him
Please give me cock, Seth...
>>9116397
>she frowns
I-I can pretend to be a blender!
>>9116393
I don't know if this is a real ava or not, so i am wary of you.
>Spanks again even more cautious than before
>>9116743
Better start whirring, then
>>9116355
>Walks up behind the girl and grabs her ass. He sinks his fingers into the soft flesh so it squeezes from between his fingers. Anon puts his lips to her ear and calmly asks
So does this cutie have a name or should I just call her 'bucket'
>>9116748
(I am)
>>9116762
nice rp
>>9116766
(Ayy, okay then I'm for sure wrecking that ass.)
Hey you think Charles at the end of The Thing was the thing, because you can see MacReady's puffing out vapor in the cold but Charles isn't, kinda suspicious no?
>>9116402
1 (You), 1 Pray.
Keep them going.
>>9116421
Do I look like a fucking overrated game developer to you? Get the fuck out.
>>9116743
Then pretend you're broken and in the garbage where you belong, you piece of shit.
>>9116787
You look like him using a shitposting avatar so he can claim he doesn't shit up threads.
>>9116786
never thought of it that way. Maybe
>>9116786
It's an issue with the lighting. You can see his breath in some shots and not others.
The real issue is that he takes a swig of a molotov cocktail without noticing. Dude just chugged gasoline like it was nothing.
>>9116766
What's the hunched goth girl doing here?
>>9116787
You're a fucking clown, mecha. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>9116752
>she starts making random noises, whimpering as she knows she doesn't know how to pretend to be a blender
>>9116762
>she trembles, her little tender butt was being embraced by a man, she doesn't dare try to escape
B-bucket...
>>9116780
(<3)
>>9116787
(This made me feel more horny)
>>9116814
(Old ava)
(Don't use her much)
>>9116766
(Do you have a Discord?)
>>9116818
My new shitpost ava is goofy Kiryu though
>>9116771
Don't see anyone doing any better
http://poal.me/p0grg8
Tell me about your regulars.
Why don't they have good RP ?
>>9116743
Sure.
After you've taken over 12 anti-HIV tests, including antibody/antigen tests and nucleic acid tests.
You may go over your local medical facility to get the tests as soon as possible, and if the results are positive, your chances of me considering your invitation might increase by 37%.
>>9116830
(I'm sick and tired of ERP in discord, I'm not gonna give it)
>>9116829
>Spanks that ass once more.
Lose the clothes.
>Anon pulls out his thick cock and uses his other hand to squeeze that thick ass.
>>9116843
Seth, would you erp if someone picked up a diva?
>>9116812
Ohh, really? Damn, never noticed that.
Also what happened to that other black guy? The one with skates. Did they run out of time to give him his own death scene or what?
호시는 누구입니까 ???
>>9116833
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>9116901
Je n'en sais rien.
>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
>>9116901
hey mooty
>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
wew my lads
>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
>>9116843
(But I thought you frenchies loved things dirty)
>>9116889
>she helps again, tracing her hands on the edges of her panties before slowly moving it down, then hastily moving her bra away, too excited to slow down, as her lovely butt is squeezed and played with
>>9116829
Well what about that one-eyed brunette sitting there like she's a dog?
>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
>>9116915
>>9116915
new meme?
>>9116966
>Laughing
>That pic
Riiight....
>>9116962
(Say Yogurt if you want to give her a treat~)
>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
>wrestling autism
Paul shitposting with 2B images was honestly better
>>9116967
Love me already.
>>9116974
Close enough
>>9116915
>>9116983
(Fuck me first!)
Wait what the fuck was that?
>>9116893
No, because I can already get the real thing anytime, any place I want.
..Are you suggesting something ?
>>9116915
I believe the person you are referring to is more into my brother-turned-archenemy known as Dean Ambrose.
But I keep the suspicion in mind, it's always good to know my impostering skills keep getting better without me even trying.
>>9116950
Precisely.
I'm Swiss.
And it's a big turn off for me whenever someone call me French.
Immersion ruined, boner reduced.
Disappointed with your services, ERPinheads. Expected better from what the rumors were saying.
>>9116981
You seem to be SETHING, my good sir.
Let me help you with that.
>>9116915
We are hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible
That is the intelligence level of Jinx circlejerkers, everyone. How do we get rid of them?
>We get raided and now that it's over ERP is back to normal thanks to someone thinking DMG likes seth over dean
Bless you, you retarded fuck
>>9116829
>He smiles at her response. Roughly the man spun his new toy around so he could get a better look at her. She certainly was cute. Her blushing red face starkly contrasted with her aqua locks, but it was her heterochromia that surprised him. One ruby eye, one sapphire. A rare toy indeed. It was in those mismatched eyes he stared
Bucket. Buckets are used to hold fluids. I've got a lot of hot fluid I need someone to hold for me. Now where does this bucket have an opening I can fill to the brim?
>>9116983
Sorry my dear sorceress but there is no WONDERFUL relationship to be had with THAT LU-NA-TIC.
>>9116915
Why does this have so many responses? Are DMG's orbiters going wild?
>>9116997
Either Mickie James or Chyna
>>9117040
He said Hi Jinx, it's a Jinx circlejerker
>>9116915
>There was a bar, hidden away behind curtains to seperate the educated and well raised patrons from the degenerates. Upon hearing the comment if this ignorant plebean, a burly Irish man spits out his beer
Now come on, fella. I know Seth looks like Justin Bieber al ot but this is just plain bullcrap. Let ol' Sheamus tell you why.
The beard. Look at it. It's an impressive stubble he got there. As far I am aware, DMG does not have one. Secondly, Seth Rollins has abs, not tits. Last but not least- Seth's dick is bigger
Usually.
>>9116994
Maaaaybe.
>>9117039
God dammit I can TRY you broken beautiful man
>>9117040
Is this bait or are you actually this stupid
>>9117056
I want to erp with Steve-O
>>9117040
>Si
>>9117039
Ole~
>>9117056
Ole~
>>9116915
>Replying to this like all the cool kids.
>+1 UID
>Enjoy the (You)
did you just quote my chemical romance
>>9117082
>unmasks you to reveal asgore
>sucks your dick
>>9117076
Wrong cocaine addict. This is the fella you need -> >>9117039
>>9117080
Alberto, fuck off.
>>9117086
>tries making joke about guy who is only active during dead hours.
Still funny though.
>>9117025
You're welcome.
>>9117041
First choice's not bad.
You'd get quite the clientele if you gave a run with Alexa, though.
..Not that I'm particularly interested, of course. Just letting you know, I'm always up to help a man get his market going.
>>9117056
Thank you for this much helpful input, potatohead.
>>9117099
>Pic happens.
>You get arrested for bestiality and molestation.
>>9117103
Que?
>>9117113
Que?
>>9116997
(Who cares about nations, only nation that matters is the nation of fuck!)
>>9117034
>she looked at the man's eyes, as she slowly moved her arms over her privates bits, blushing a bit more, before looking worried at the man's respond
U-uh...anywhere?
>>9117086
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.
>>9117086
EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Shh, Tracer is sleeping. Don't wake her up!
>>9117116
>lives in a place where bestiality isn't illegal
>there is no way for the police to have found me out
>continues sucking
>>9117060
(can I make that maybe a yes?~)
>>9117099
>wanting old bara over smexy Asriel
>>9117135
>Picks Tracer up and chucks her on bed.
>>9117113
You are very welcome, my beloved wrestling comrade and good luck when you fight Dean Ambrose for the Intercontinent -
>The Celtic Warrior cannot contain his laughter as he and his tag team partner the Swiss Superman touch glasses and drink to their newfound success.
>>9117143
Can you wait about 45ish min? I got a thing to do
>>9116976
YOGURT!
>>9117113
Hmm... Then I'd rather choose Paige instead. She's hot as fuck
>>9117149
>old bara
>not knowing that i'm talking to littletale asgore
>>9117141
>Hastily puts mask back on.
>Slaps you right across the face.
>>9117156
(Okay~)
>>9117159
YOGURT! YOGURT!
>>9117135
>switches to lucio
>boops off of the cliff
Post what you're listening to!
https://youtu.be/00Z-Gbyb7l8
>>9117162
>Paige
>nigger cumdumpster
The bloody hell are we here anyway?
>>9117179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInrJ72eeUU
>>9117179
>still trying to force a meme
are we sure HG stopped raiding us?
>>9117170
>fucking dies
>returns as a zombie
>suckening 2 electric boogaloo
Where is that smug tsun with the eye patch and silver hair whose name escapes me?
>>9117202
Yagyu?
>>9117202
Nue.
>>9117202
90% it's Laura, And I've got no clue.
>>9117190
It already became a meme.
>>9117195
>Launches self back into HG.
>>9117080
GRACIAS my mexican friend. How is the orphanage? By the seven deities I could have sworn you'd have passed on!
>>9117060
I then wish you the luck of best! May you two have a BEAUTIFUL child some day. Ah-aha-ha
>>9117103
You're mistaken, you bruteish irish fiend! And for that I will see to it you're: DELETED
DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE
>>9117209
>>9117217
Dammit, get back here!
>attempts to lasso you down
>mfw HG was just waiting for us to get comfy to continue the raid
>>9117216
>this
>>9117135
>yanks down Tracer's shorts and fucks her up against the building
>>9117174
Haha, I know you would come out here for that. Here, have this holy treat.
>Anon give Saffie the the most legendary treat in the universe, bacon
>>9117129
>He had heard loud and clear what she wanted. His bulge, now swollen and throbbing, ached for release
Put those hands to better use and undo my pants
>>9117225
nice
i miss senrans
You know I unironically enjoy Welcome to the Black Parade.
Just saying.
You talk too much, señor. I'm muting you. And no, I won't pick another hero.
This scheduled eye of the shit storm is brought to you by ass
>>9117243
>she looks at the bacon with the most happiest eyes you can imagine, before throwing it up and eating in one bite, before sighing in delight
>>9117222
Speaking of stuff being deleted, Matt: Did Jeff find that tooth yet. And while I am at the subject. Me and my buddy are doing to delete something that's lodged around your fat potbelly: That belt which we NEVER lost.
>>9116766
(I want Suzie to tie up up, light matches one at a time, and drop them on me, slowly burning me as the matches burn away.)
>>9117251
>she nodded, before moving her hands away from herself and into the pants, undoing it and pushing it down, before moving on of her hands to the cock, tracing her finger on it, amazed at its sight
is it safe now to post my card?
Lurkers, AWAKEN!
>>9115847
Still here? It's Taco Tuesday.
>>9117124
Nani ?
>>9117129
That's nice and all, but I've been internationally banned from the country of AIDS, so I can't make the trip there.
Your fault for electing that new guy. They no longer accept people from over 25.
>>9117153
Clever.
Hilarious.
Laughing my ass off right about now.
Literally rolling myself on the floor as I cackle in 5 different voice tones.
>>9117162
She's a slag, mane.
Without makeup she looks like the worst Mr.Hyde cosplayer.
>>9117186
I'm chilling.
>>9117234
Why you calling it a raid, friend ?
Can't we relax from the stress of the arena with our fellow RP professionals ?
>>9117277
I zwill require gasoline to burn you whole.
>>9117266
Good girl!
>Anon then pets her on top of her head, he knows that this is weird to pet a girl who acts like an animal, but he doesn't really care about that
>>9117304
How desperate can a cuck like you be?
It baffles the mind to see such a retarded behavior to be ever possible in a fucking Homo Sapiens.
Holy fucking shit.
comfy thread
Remember to fight back, brothers
>>9117322
>replying this fast
obcessed
>>9117309
Oh please. Don't do that. Just that one voice I constantly hear every freaking time on Monday Night RAW is already more than I can handle.
.....
.....Want a drink? It's on me. I promise I won't spit in your cup this time.
>>9117300
Threads a bit mild right now, but go ahead if you want to.
>>9117331
this
lets raid HG back as revenge
>>9117259
If you don't pick another hero you'd best be prepared for the storm, maggot. Sombra's basically hot garbage.
>>9117326
>Hugs Kenny
>>9117340
It's just Mecha, pay him no mind
>>9117350
>Lets continue to start shit!
No. Fuck off.
>>9117331
>>9117350
>wanting to stoop to their level
>>9117351
So she is.../trash/?
>>9117315
>she moves her head around, letting the petting reach all over the top of her head, before jumping on top of the Anon
Kind kind!
>>9117314
I was thinking it would just be letting matches burn out on my skin for a while, then full immolation at the end.
>>9117359
>Lets just let HG know they can walk all over us and shit in our faces and nothing bad will happen to them
>>9117351
>mfw I main hanzo but am too ashamed to say it thanks to Hanzo "Did you quote My Chemical Romance" Shimada.
>>9117322
Shkreli 2024
>>9117375
>Retaliate in a way that shows your skin will bleed if touched
Off yourself.
>>9117309
Well I was planning on bullhammering you for nothing, but since you're being a little slothful bastard, I'll leave you alone, just know this, the bullet club are going to become the next big thing, bigger than your Freebird.
>points and laughs at /ERP/
So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something that you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then
Fire at will
POST MCR LYRICS THAT DESCRIBES YOUR AVA
>>9117386
Again
>Wanting to stoop to their level
>>9117283
>His cock twitched at the touch of the girl with the jewel eyes. Those same eyes were now locked on his proud manhood. Watching it throb and grow larger with each beat of his heart. He placed one hand on her face and gently stroked the girls cheek with his thumb. His other hand slides down her side and underneath the waistband of her panties, indicating that it was her turn to remove her garments
>>9117350
So what are you going to do? ERP in our threads? Post porn? Oh by all means you millennial thin skinned fuckboys, do it.
>>9117375
Giving them attention is exactly what they want and it proves them right.
>>9117367
Woah, hey now, I don't allow free rides. But...I since you such a good girl, I can make an exception. Do whatever you want up there, I don't mind it.
WHEN I WAS
>Get home
>Open ERP thread
>It's all shitposting, HG, and wrestling circlekjerks
I don't know if me shitposting would actually be worse or not
/ERP/ does not lay down for anybody because /ERP/ is always bending over.
>>9117438
A BLACK BOY
>>9117450
MY NIGGA, TOOK ME INTO THE GHETOO TO SEE THE STREET PARADE
>>9117431
what we need to do is host one of their games
but make it, way better than they've ever done, though our superior RP skills
then all their games will look like shit, and they'll beg us to host it again, but we wont.
>>9117450
MY HAREM
>>9117461
Hey Paul.
>>9117461
BLEW ME INTO SOME DRAMA
>>9117423
>she kept looking at the cock, as she imagines all the things she can do to it, but the man's hand wandering under her panty snapped her out of it, as she slowly moved her panty down
I-I hope you will have fun.
>>9117461
Hi Chat.
>>9117479
TO FORCE RELEVANCY
>>9117459
We won't because one; they won't give a shit, two; they want us to fight back; and three; it really shows us that we're a bunch of salty faggots for letting them piss us off enough to start an autistic war with them.
Get the FUCK off of 4chan Trump.
>>9117434
>she moves around the head, before finally settling down, laying her front infront of the man's face, letting him see her panties and all below
Bored bored.
>>9117496
HE SAID OWAIN
YOU NIGGER
WILL YOU BE
THE MONKEY TO MY PUSSY
TO KEK ALL OF THE THREAD
>>9117511
Who cares what the kid with special needs has to think?
>>9117528
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL SHILL YOU
YOUR BLACK COCK
AND ALL THE BIG PARAGRAPHS
THE LINES THAT YOU'VE MADE
>>9117529
Which one?
>>9117555
Both.
One for trying to start shit.
The other for being from HG.
>>9117505
Uh, well, what would you like to do, where to go exactly?
>Anon is too distracted on what he's doing, he blushes over the sight of the cyclops' panties
>>9117411
"Teenagers scare, the living shit out of me!
They could care less, as long as someone'll bleed!"
>>9117566
>trying to start shit
Shit was already started a long time ago.
>>9117576
Cute MILF
>>9117572
Know not!
>she just hums, being as bored as ever
Hmmm... oh! Hump da rump! Hump da rump!
>>9117576
I remember hearing that in Saints Row 2.
So we dead right now?
>>9117411
No, no one will know how I bear my pain alone
in the end, I choose my solitude
>>9117628
Yes
>>9117628
Might need a Ouija board for this one.
>>9117600
>Anon was shocked by Shaffie's lewd request
You want me to hump da rump?
>>9117600
>Soft and Wet.jpeg
>>9117642
Hump! Hump!
>she jumps away from the Anon's head, on all fours looking up at him
Hump!
>>9117554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zd3wFJvvHx
>>9117482
I intend to
>Anon pulls the aqua haired beauty next to his body. His cock was now between her legs, pressing at the entrance to her hot snatch. But he didn't penetrate, instead grinding his length along her folds. Slowly, deliberately, his cock slides back and forth allowing her pussy lips to feel every ridge and vein.
I want to hear what my bucket wants. I want her to tell me she wants to be filled
>>9117697
Fuck off VocarooAnon
>>9117654
I'm mean, I can't really turn down from an offer like that.
>Anon pulls down his pants, then takes off his underwear, his hunged dick limping roght in front of Saffi
You sure tou can handle this?
>>9117707
>she squirmed and slowly moaned, as she gets wetter and wetter from the teasing cock of the man
P-please I want your cock...I want to be filled with your cum...
>>9117729
>she nodded excitedly, before moving around before moving her butt up, ready for the man
Yes yes!
H-Hello?
I still want cock...
>>9117748
>Her response pleased him and he quickly bring her into a passionate kiss. As their tongues wrestled for dominance, the man altered the angle of his hip thrust allowing his hard dick to stab into her wet depths, burying himself halfway. Then the pulls back slightly and once again thrusts into her, this time with enough force to cause her to jump. He wraps one arm behind her back, steading her, as the other lifts her leg and wraps it about his waist. Slow fucking ensued. Getting their rhythm. In. Out. In. Out
>>9117894
> Shits in a trash can
>>9117894
Goodbye
>>9117904
>she happily wrestled the man with her tongue, before she gives in, squirming from the cock penetrating her, rubbing her walls and making her tighten up from the slow pounding, moaning in delight
Ah...ah!~
Anyone seen Jade?
>>9118019
Think I saw her at the dog pound.. or pounding dogs. I get that mixed up.
>>9117903
Undress now!
>>9117965
>Her moans and cries of pleasure were fuel to the flame of Anon's lust. He started to thrust in earnest. Wet slaps of flesh joined the chorus of her moans.
Umph... Ah, yeah... I don't think you're a bucket are you? N-no. You're a cock sleeve. Mmmmm... A premium cock sleeve with a pussy like this. Ah, I may need to take you home after this... S-so I can use you whenever I want. What does my toy say?
Should I wait for the next thread to post my card?
>>9118106
Nah, go and do it now
>>9118106
We're only on page 6. Go ahead you've got time
>>9117439
Josh Homme ava when
>>9118079
>she undressed, revealing her butt naked state
Done!
>>9118099
>she is too busy moaning over the pounding, her eyes looking at the man, saying yes to him
Ah~ ah~ Aah!~ yes!~ I-I am but a sleeve for you!~ a toy~
>>9117301
Is it safe?
>>9118133
>All those busty choices
I thought you were looking for a shortstack with big hips and a flat chest
Not that I'm complaining. Looking at you card makes me feel Like a kid in a candy store
>>9117301
Welcome.
>>9118176
>(Thanks for the compliment)
>(Also, I was planning having some variety on my card, like picking up shauna (pokemon) but dont know if someone is already playing her)
I return. Who wants the fucc
>>9118252
Wanna fuck me? I-I already got a condom, see?
>>9118241
The only Shauna I know is the one that hangs around discord, and they don't visit the threads at all. You're free to pick them up.
>>9117697
Absolutely based
>>9117301
>Awakens
>Read the thread
Jeez guys, c'mon. You guys are being louder than a monkey. Bah, I guess I'll return later.
>>9118252
(Me!)
>>9118150
>Her words were the final straw. His nuts churned and released. He hilted his cock in her one final time as boiling hot seed erupted from his dick head. Pump after pump of thick cum filled her insides.
Sssss- hah... Yeah...
>He holds onto her tightly, all his strength draining into her
>>9118307
Return when you want to, although it's much more quiet now monkey.
>>9118307
See your awesome bod when ever you get back Kanbaru
>>9118318
You want futa right? Do you wanna play Spooky butt or anyone else?
How much toobs is too much toobs?
>>9118252
I want the futa fuk stik,but I need to head out in a few. Will you be on later tonight?
>>9118373
three toobs
>>9118373
when the word toobs starts sounding weird every time you say it
>>9118371
Darn. See you another time <3
>>9118373
ENGLISH WOMAN SPEAK IT.
>>9118378
Honey I'm here everynight.~ See you then!
>>9118371
(No prob. Glad you had the guts to step up and get the thread started. But I'm going to want to finish fucking my new cock sleeve sometime. Bye for now)
>>9118403
Had to make sure
See you tonight
>Kisses
>>9118446
>Blows kissu~
Dead once again
>>9118393
>>9118400
I think my folder might be too much.
>>9118403
Sorry I don't speak c(an)uck.
So what's ERP been playing lately?
>>9118577
RUDE.
Now play 2B. I like her fat ass.
>>9118588
Level 1 Dark Souls 3 build. Paper Mario for the first time. Other games on my list to do.
>>9118588
Sad to say that games are slowly losing my interest. I don't know what it is, but I guess that's what happens when you grow up. You simply lose all interest in what you used to love while you were young. That, or maybe I just lost my taste and waiting for something to grab my attention.
>>9118588
Arkham Knight.
Before I fixed the framerate issues I wasn't sure why everybody hated the Batmobile parts of the game. Now that I managed to fix them and the goddamn thing zips around at insane speeds and swerves all over the place whenever I steer slightly to the left or right, I think I get it now.
>>9118588
I have been playing a lot of HotS recently.
>>9118577
Maybe, but it gives you plenty images to choose from. Now gimme your favorite 2B ass pic
>>9118577
#anyonebutPaul
>>9118577
Same lol
>>9118280
(btw, does she counts as a loli? I mean, I can erp with non-lewd images but what if anons want lewd pics?)
>>9118623
Or webms.
>>9118635
I've not looked through it properly yet, I finished the download this morning.
>>9118647
#AnyoneWhoPlayedTheGame
>>9118676
She's good to go I think
>>9118678
Do I need to have played the game to tap that ass?
>>9118602
>Paper Mario for the first time
good tastes. That's my childhood you got there.
>>9118695
Yes, I expect you to know my lore!
>>9118676
It all depends on how the artist draws them. Mods ban by body type, so watch out if anything looks too loli.
>>9118602
>Paper Mario
Make it Super and you've got good taste
>>9118698
I'm a huge faggot and I try to complain about everything. But I honestly can't find much to cry about. The gameplay is fun and the story isn't smothering me.
>>9118678
Especially webms.
>>9118708
Get fucked Paul.
>>9118708
I know you exist because of a series of evens involving a man putting his penis in a dragon
>>9118708
Is there lore why your ass is so perfect?
>>9118689
(also, other question, does images that shows tiny dicks but no face or body counts like shota porn?)
>>9118709
>(so if she has at least a bit of tits is fine?)
>>9118729
>impersonating me
S m HHH Paul
>>9118743
300 kilograms of precision crafted ass
>>9118732
Yes
>>9118719
The first one is pretty fantastic all the way through (with only a few parts that made me wanna tear my hair out.)
It's one of my top things I've enjoyed through my childhood that I played again and loved it just as much.
Also, the island level was the best imo.
>>9118716
1,000 year door first. Than super. Maybe.
>>9118764
You're giving me Paul feels. Go away
>>9118307
Since when we have a monkey?
>>9118732
Vaguely
Man riding a dragon tackled a god baby monster so hard it smashed through the boundary of reality into the real world's tokyo where they proceeded to fight via a rhythm game until the japanese defense forces shot them both down.
The decay of a magical being in a world devoid of magic poisoned the world and set course for NieR.
>>9118588
(League, Purse Owner V and Va-11-Hall-A.)
(Hopefully getting the new digimons to play this summer.)
>>9118764
>Pokes the android ass.
>>9118745
Sometimes. Mods are finicky on what they ban, so even small breasts can get you banned. At the end of the day though, all that matters is if someone reports you, because mods rarely, if ever, visit trash.
>>9118771
Shhhh. I'm only on like, chapter two. I've been busy doing other things. Maybe more playing today. Might just watch more Hero Academia.
>>9118588
Final Fantasy XIV
Europa Universalis IV
Super Smash Brothers for the WiiU
>>9118745
Honestly unless it looks really, really young,or you make the mistake of saying you are underage in a first person post you'll be golden.
Do you do RPs on discord PMs as well?
>>9118858
>Points a gun at your face.
WHY DO YOU WHERE THE MASK?
>>9118307
>Kanbaru picked up
I can feel the dragon stir within me.
How would people feel about an Anzu ava?
>>9118588
FFX
Spider-Man Ultimate
CoD4
MW3
Piano
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.
>>9118588
I've been playing Shadowverse lately. I was thinking of picking up Isabelle but someone else beat me to it.
>>9118888
The quads compel you to play them, because I would love one.
>>9118888
We had one years ago. But they're long gone. As long as you're okay with being asked if you're the old one I'd love to see her around again.
>>9118829
>(So.. I can use cropped version with a bit of the tits and not showing the nipple and I will be fine, and if I find big breasted shauna I can easily post it, right?)
>>9118860
>(so tiny dicks with no face or body is fine?)
>(also, yes but I rarely do that, I love doing it in the thread)
>>9118902
What if I played her as an actual loli the age she looks and not 16 or whatever she's meant to be in the games?
>>9118888
Everything about this post is wonderful. I would love one.
>>9118889
>Kissus the Len
>>9118919
>OwO
What is this?
>>9118810
>kissu
good show
How blatant does shota/loli have to be for me to get banned for it? I have an ava I want to run but all her art is /ss/. I've cropped a lot of it but it's still obviously a kid in a lot of the pictures.
>>9118930
>Iowa
>Playing Azuz
Either I'm out of the loop or you're wrong.
>>9118888
Nice quads.
As long as you're lazy as hell it should be fine.
You may get confused for the old-old Anzu who used to have a discord for fighting games and shit talking, or the former Anzu who was probably Iowa that got banned for a year for saying the character's age in character.
>>9118839
Don't worry, I didn't intend to spoil anything.
>Bowser did it.
Fucking normies.
>>9118930
Iowa was dumb enough to say she was underage, even if it was IC.
>>9118911
Yes you should be able to post them under those conditions
>>9118944
I mean if you can drop the shotadick out you should be fine.
>>9118888
Just don't say her age out loud
>>9118923
Do not
>>9118858
Fuck off already.
>>9118958
I feel so bad because I was the one who asked her, in character, to say her age.
Whoever reported her was a cunt though.
>>9118588
Super Robot Wars V and Nier: Automata. A little Payday 2 as well.
>>9118858
>Someone else actually plays EUIV
MUH
DICK
>>9118958
>>9118946
(DMG a silly.)
>>9118937
>>9118900
Best craft?
>>9118954
>Pats the fucking robot.
>>9118959
>(Last question, does images of her ass count (clothed/naked/getting fucked) count like loli porn?)
>>9118969
Don't post cute Lens then!
>Kissus again.
>>9118991
Huh. Okay, never knew
>>9118980
>SRWV
ye nigga I need to get back to that once I finish watching Yamato
>>9118588
Yakuza 0, and probably getting back to Automata now that I can stare at 2B in Kaine's outfit.
>>9119001
I actually play poverty aggro bat but Isabelle still a best. Is that ava still around by the way? I haven't been in the threads very much and I only saw that one session she did with Owain.
>>9119009
Those should be fine as long as no butthole/penetration.
But even then, if she doesn't look like a loli you'll be golden too.
>>9119009
Loli is only considered porn when there's explicit content or if it shows genitalia. If your images don't show any of that, then you're fine.
>>9119023
I'm hyped for the remaster of Yakuza 1 to come out in the summer.
Hmph. Looks like my newest baby is on the fritz again.
Beat it, creep.
>Midori flips you off before returning to running tests on her illegal Black hole app.
>>9118916
What do people think about this?
>>9119050
Baby? On the fritz? What is it, like an android baby or something? Baby android maybe?
>>9119058
>Squats like a Slav next to the squatter and places a bottle of vodka in front of them, saying nothing more.
>>9119058
Wow that's a first, you turning down a male's attention, Midori.
>>9119050
Oh no! What type of baby was it?
>>9119038
>>9119046
>(So no butthole or penetration or genitals, got it)
>(so, any lewd things like sucking a dick is not allowed in a image too?)
>>9119068
If anybody asks you're ○○ years old you got that?
>>9119068
Do it, but don't say your age, or refer to yourself as that age, rather.
>>9119050
Need help Miss Crazy eyes?
>>9119112
or maybe it was ◯◯ years old?
>>9119058
"Not my fault you're squatting and giving everyone a front row seat to camel toe's blues, lady."
>Ekko sneers at her before leaning against a wall, idly fiddling with some device in his hand.
>>9118916
Late reply, but you're fine. Just don't post any lewds/crop em out and you'll be fine.
>>9119028
No idea. haven't seen them around since that time.
>>9119076
No, silly! A baby android would just make a mess of things and guzzle my machine oil. It's just a little device that helps me write. I call of my inventions "babies", because they're all my little babies.
>>9119108
A brain-pattern-to-text baby! I tested it out a few days ago, and it seemed to work pretty well there, but I can't get the darn thing to work anymore. All it does is read out basic emotions instead of complex thoughts.
>>9119123
Ooh, for sure! I haven't gotten a chance to take a female subject for a test run yet. Unless you're one of those dickgirls, or futas, or whatever they're called now. I haven't gotten one of those yet either, so you're already a perfect match!
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>9119058
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.
>>9119138
Can you fuck off already.
>>9119161
Huh. Brain pattern to text huh?
>The curious anon shamelessly moves behind Mei, most certainly not stopping to peek at anything, and leans over her to look.
How does it work?
>>9119161
Oh I see. So it's not working right? Well what's the problem with it? Is it not writing at all or is it just writing the wrong things?
>>9119138
Jesus you just fucking pounce an anything.
>>9119161
Futa?.. Well.. Like.. magic.
>The embarrassed mage raises her staff shyly, waggling it around to show off the bits of magical dust falling off of it.
I CAN have a dick.. If you're into that.
>>9119194
On* Lupin.
>>9119097
>Midori eyes the wannabe-Slav for a while. Her initial reaction is confusion, but she is quick to make up her mind about the guy. She lifts her leg to kick him over, while still standing on a single leg.
I said beat it. Get out of my sight.
>>9119099
What the fuck did you just say about me? Are you implying that I'm a slut?
>Midori stares daggers at the Anon.
>>9119138
Eh?
>Midori glances down between her legs, only to realize that the boy was right. She was showing herself off. Blushing madly, she presses her thighs together before standing up. She mutters something insistinguishable under her breath and leans against the wall opposite to Ekko.
...
>Pops into the thread
>>9119165
>>9119161
>>9119202
>Kissus and quickly disappears
>>9119182
Well, when it /did/ work, all you had to do was hold it. It's supposed to sync up with your pulse and then it matches the fluctuations to a certain emotion. That's the basic stuff, anyway. I added a text parser that translated the uncertainty into a possible thought, and it had a 99.78% rate of success. But now the parser isn't working properly at all.
>>9119187
Calibration is easy enough. It's the fact that it's only printing plain emotions instead of thoughts.
>>9119202
>Mei's eyes go wide as she Zooms in on the staff, attempting to give a visual inspection to the arcane artifact.
You mean, like, REAL magic? Alright, no half measures. Studying the effects of magic on the human body was already something I had in mind, so we can get a two-for-one study going here. Just cast that spell and give me any observations. I'll mark them down, and we can go over the details after.
>>9119272
>whirls around in search of the moth, but she seems to have vanished into thin air
Huh. Weird.
>>9119272
Ty for kissu
We've purged the scum, right? It's safe?
I'm about. Someone can come fish me up or something.
Also, another half-human ava could be fun. Suggestions are welcome. Needs to be either an alien or only partially human, and preferably Western.
>>9119272
MOTH MOM
>>9119262
>The anon just grins back at the alien schoolgirl.
I wouldn't say a slut...
No wait, I totally would. You're just the type who can't say no to a nice hard, juicy cock aren't you?
>>9119262
>Ekko snickers under his breath at her naivety, a bit sad that they unintended peep show ended so soon. A bit of heat rises to his cheeks as his eyes scan up and down her body, tugging on his collar and running his fingers through his silver hair. Shifting within his t-shirt he kicks the ground with his sneaker.
"Sooo...You got a name? I don't think calling you panty flasher would be any fun. At least for you."
>>9119293
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.
>>9119272
GOD DAMMIT ICHIGO LET ME FUCK THE MOTH
>>9119293
When it did work huh? So what happens if you try it now?
>He folds his arms and frowns. All the while, anon's position standing behind Mei is still not anything he is taking advantage of whenever her attention is turned away.
Somebody fuck me
>>9119293
Hmm...It only does emotions...Lemme just try something.
>Anon stands there silently and starts to think "Testing 1 2 3 4", but afterwards believes that such a monotonous way of thinking was pretty stupid since it might've not triggered her baby to do anything. Instead he thinks back to a scary movie he saw recently in hopes that it would activate it to print out the fear he had when seeing it.
>>9119272
Hi.
Bye.
>>9119293
For the name of science!
>She cries out as she swings the magician's wand, poking her pink and blue skirt with the golden tipped wand. Hand on her hip she tosses her staff away. Looking down at the expanding crotch she feels the slight extra weight of her new limb
.. Well it's there! You can.. "Study" it all you want
>>9119428
>Presents a cock for you
Come on guys, you're almost at image limit! I believe in you!
>>9119428
Fuck off Paul.
What are good ways to justify 2B fucking?
Glitching out / logic virus?
Naive data collection? (Really seems like an NTR route considering she'd be gathering the data for 9S)
>>9119486
What will come first, page 10 or the image limit? Oh, the sheer curiosity of the outcome!
>>9119502
Source?
>>9119373
Like you'd suspect, not a whole lot. It just guesses a pretty basic emotion based on whatever heart rate it detects. Fear, sadness, joy, you know. Here, I'll show you.
>She picks up the device by its small handle, gripping it tightly in her fist. It gives a quiet beep after a few seconds, and Mei turns the display back to him. Faint green text adorns the display, simply reading "Annoyed".
This baby has one thing right, at least.
>>9119431
>A small looping animation of a loading circle takes up the screen before a beep alerts her to the word "Frightened".
Oh, don't be scared! This baby won't explode, or anything. Probably not. The lithium battery's only melted down about twice, and that's only because I shorted it.
>>9119469
Okay, great! Just hold this, and I'll make sure it's nice and calibrated. We might be able to fix this baby and get some important magical data in one fell swoop.
>Mei snatches a notepad off of her workbench, pulling a pen out from behind her ear. Dropping to her knees, she lifts the magician girl's skirt, staring at the prominent bulge threatening to burst through her panties. She reaches out, grabbing a hold of the thick dick through the cloth, and begins scribbling down notes about it on her paper.
Approximately seven inches in length, nearly four around. Impressive measurements, no sign of testes. Potentially internal. Alright, good, good. Everything seems to be in order. Now, tell me what you see on that display. Let me know if anything changes.
>>9119502
Hacking into her to make her horny. Use that as a cheap excuse if you don't have an opener ready. It's ERP I don't think we need deep reasoning
>>9119521
Nier Automata
>>9119502
Data collectoin
Data collection
Data collection
>>9119521
Dunno, it came with the huge zip.
>>9119573
I meant who did the animation, smartass.
>>9119519
Sycamore is a good boi.
>>9119578
:^)
But to be honest with you I have no idea.
>>9119556
>As her cock is toyed with she sucked in a breath, raising her eyes to look away, trying to contain herself as her body is teased with in the name of science. The cock swelled and pulsed in the hands of Mei and soon, almost without warning it spilled from it's cotton prison, hanging out of the panties in front of the hero. Slowly stiffening the blushing mage looked away.
.. Well.. Like, it's getting bigger.. but that's natural... D-do you need to be so rough there?
>>9119576
You're NOT Paul right?
>>9119582
Thank you, anon. My parents raised me well, and with the many teachings provided by my personally assigned butler, Raymond, I was able to grow up to be quite the esteemed gentleman.
>>9119556
Man. That sucks. It really is junked huh? Let me see if it works on me...
>He somehow drags his attention away from ..where it had been, and reaches over Mei to grip the handle like she had. The word that flashes up on the screen a few seconds later isn't exactly great for him.
>>9119556
I wasn't afraid of your baby thou- Wait did you say explode?
>A small chill runs down his back at the though of it exploding on him.
Uh, nevermind. I was thinking of something scary I saw a couple days back, so it picked up on my fear. I'm gonna try it again just to make sure.
>Once again Anon starts to think back of a past memory of his, aiming for happiness this time. However, his train of thought wanders astray as he begins to think of something a little more obscene, involving a couple of girls exploring each others body. He gets lost in his little daydream, but quickly remembers there's a machine tracking his emotions and snaps out of it, a little nervous.
S-So, what does your baby say now?
>>9119633
A shame not many will recognize you.
>>9119613
Roughness is a pivotal part of the scientific process. It's like they always said in chemistry class: pour your chemicals with confidence! You'll spill acid everywhere if you go too slow, y'know.
>Continuing to note all of her observations, Mei picks up the pace of her writing as the dick stands proudly before her. Heavy-looking, not many noticeable veins. Overall pleasant to observe. Appears to have the potential to get bigger with stimulation.
Physical use of hands is out of the way, which takes us straight to oral. Now, I've gotta remind you again. Keep an eye on that device, and tell me what it says you're feeling. If it starts giving me anything other than one-word replies, it means we're doing something right.
>>9119642
>She snatches the device back from him, her eyes flitting across the screen. It's a matter of moments before she lets out a giggle, staring at him as she laughs.
"Horny"? Really? Geez, you boys really can't focus on anything other than sex. Is it true that you think about lewd things every seven seconds?
>>9119658
>Mei blinks, reading out what the little display is attempting to garner from the anon's thoughts. It seems to be all over the place, leaping from joy to lewd and back to happy again.
Hmm...I can't seem to get much of a solid reading. It's stuck trying to decide on sexual pleasure and happiness, but I don't see why it'd be the former. Remembering something from when you were a kid, maybe?
>>9119750
That's the plan, Layton.
>>9119629
Absolutely not.
But I'm paranoid that if I start RPing tubie he's going to respond to people pretending to be me.
>>9119777
If only your images didn't have your name, Sycamore. A shame.
>>9119804
Just out write him. It's not hard.
>>9119823
Even then, the apathetic onlookers would still remain oblivious. They tend not to delve into affairs that are not their own.
>>9119752
>Just having her look and study her fat, hanging member was strangely arousing. The casual nature of it forced a throb out of her cock. She almost zoned out until she motioned oral. Her eyes widened as she tried to contain herself from her excitement
O-oral hey? Well.. if you wanna see it at it's full size... Wh-what device by the way? My head's kinda.. swimming..
>And she wasn't lying, her cheeks burned with a pale pink, her cock and balls were pumping pounds of lust into her, and she became consumed with the burning need of pleasure. She blinked a few times to refocus herself.
I can tell you what I'm feeling.. horny, flustered.. a bit embarrassed..
>>9119889
>Flexes
>>9119752
>He coughs into his fist and turns his face away, blushing.
Yeah it's definitely broken. No way that's true.
>The embarrassed male throws Mei a frowning look
...maybe when there is a cute girl nearby. I don't know. T-that thing is definitely junked though. 100%.
New thread when?
>>9119752
>With the machine giving him the emotional reading of his mind, Anon breaks out in a cold sweat after it more or less found out what was going on in his mind.
I-Is that so? I wasn't thinking about anything like that at all, so your machine must really be broken.
>After lying to the mechanic, he lets out an awkward laugh, and looks away from her amber eyes. The thought he previously had started to ravage his mind though, and he couldn't not think about it. Within time, his body's more honest way of expressing emotions surfaces, in form of a tent hitching up his jeans.
>>9119889
Ah, a very interesting answer from a distinguished scholar. I expected no less.
>>9119901
Layton, put your shirt back on! If you're trying to impress me then you're surely misguided!
>>9119944
And your speedy deduction is also quite admirable, Hershel. Truly the master of puzzle solving.