HG Thread
First for fucking traps.
>dabs into the thread
>>9107179
>tfw don't know what to message about
>tfw 2 people to message are enough for my introvert self
>>9107265
>Tfw same but people make fun of you for having no friends
>>9107280
Meanie.
>>9107280
probably chased so many off that they think you have none left
>>9107167(Chie)
Look, there's just a lot riding on me staying alive, so this is how things have to be until I find what I'm looking for and do what I have to do.
Now, I gotta get going. It's kinda late for me, so see ya.
>>9107321
Do I have you added anywhere?
Thougt so.
>>9107217
>sucks on toes
>Kyo
OH MY GOD
GUYS
U
Y
S
>>9107319
They tend to leave when you aren't what they want you to be.
>>9107370
B E I N G
D
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D
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S
>>9107366
>tfw avoids me, except for a few times a month
IT'S ALL GOING DOWN IN THE DISCORD SERVER HOLY SHIT
>>9107399
What is?
>>9107399
Which one?
>>9107335
You always wake up eventually. Goodbye, Keyman.
Post your discord direct messages tab
JUNKO'S GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OUT HIM BY SETH AND HOSHI
OH MY GOD, LITTLEFINGER JUST ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR KING KNIGHT
>>9107417
>Inkling
>tfw esl niggers on my board
HOLY FUCK ITS SOVIETS BIRTHDAY
KK JUST ACCEPTED HIS PROPOSAL AND ARE HAVING SEX ON TOP OF JUNKO'S UNCONSCIOUS BODY
FUCKING GOLD
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Need a host?
>>9107373
Well yeah but I bet that's a huge range for most people.
>>9107452
Sure, whatever
I think I'll host later, when the shitposting dies down.
>>9107452
Go for it. I was going to, but the shitposting has me put off for now.
>>9107465
It already has desu.
>>9107418
>
>>9107453
I don't blame them. I'm too much to handle and I'm meant to be enjoyed by only a few people.
>>9107396
>tfw avoid everyone
I need to take a shower pls decide nowwwwwwwwww
>>9107452
>>9107465
host now or i unleash stabbo the crabbo
>>9107525
>this kills the crab
>>9107525
Okayyy
>fucks you
Hey guys, shower anon here. Forgot that the water supply to my shower hasn't been working, so I'm back. Also, pay no mind to the UID it's irrelevant
>>9107562
Y-Yuno?
>>9107521
Like we're afraid of a little crab.
>>9107576
Fuck you stop impostering meeeeeee
>>9107593
Oh boy you've done it now
>>9107593
*angry crab noises*
>>9107593
>stabbos you in the ankle
>>9107633
Good thing I jacked some armor piercing ammunition.
>Kriger opens fire on the crab.
When does the magic begin?
>>9107683
Show's over, Samurai.
>>9107525
Ok I'm back
>shower-chan
>>9107705
imposter
>>9107649
Son of a bitch! There's two?
>he takes a step back, ignoring the pain. He then fires his last 3 rounds into the second crab.
...There's no magic is there?....
>>9107719
No, faggot.
What was on THAT list?
>>9107713
SCREEEEE
You can host now :-)
>>9107733
DRV3 spoilers
>>9107509
Why
I mean you could at least respond...
Do you think I am going to screenshot this?
>>9107794
this?
>>9107794
Yes. I lose nothing if you don't, but I was right if you do.
Also I know what you're talking about, fuck off.
>>9107794
Be sure to post it on Reddit
>tfw never eaten onion rings
>>9107815
You aren't missing much.
>>9107815
They're hardly ever good, to be honest. More often than not, you're just chewing on a slimy onion.
>>9107815
I don't like onion rings
I don't like onions in general
Garlic is superior anyways
Guys, I'm gonna shower now. Please no host. Thanks.
Guys I'm gonna go take a shower as well, don't host until. Oh hold on, there are gunsh
>want to pick up a character from an H manga but don't know if it'll be well received
You guys are very good at being silent.
>>9107794
Screenshot what? The scientist fighting a fucking crab? Hoshi putting on a sob story? Aikawa thirsting for Yuno? Be specific you cock gobbler.
>>9107775
I don't wanna respond with some really short forced reply so sometimes I don't say anything at all.
Teach me how to have nice rp.
>>9107875
>Implying an avatar will be well recieved when your rp is shit
Who's hosting next?
>>9107879
I'm busy dealing with a crab infestation! For the love of God, grab a gun and help out!
>>9107875
What character from an H manga could possibly provide for someone to interact to?
Unless you just want to drop them and reply to slides, in that case knock yourself out.
>>9107892
>implying they would not get (you)s n whiteknighting for picking a lewd ava.
>>9107892
I like to think I have decent rp I just need people to talk to
>>9107879
Mom always told me to never butt in to other peoples' conversations. It's rude!
>>9107879
Isn't that nice? I can hear myself think, and all that.
>>9107879
They have the right to remain silent, don't infringe on their rights!
>>9107879
>The Inkling shrugs. She seems to being used to the quietness
>>9107883
Well I mean... I believe you, I just feel a little neglected. If I had to guess, I only get a response 20% of the time? So I'll just take the hint and assume you're not interested.
Well that's what I thought before. Do you think I have good rp?
>>9107907
Hey Krieger, Ms. Archer want...ed...me...to.
>Notices Krieger with a gun fighting a crab in his lab
Umm, I see you're busy at the moment, so I'll just tell her you're pre-occupied.
>Walks away very quickly
>>9107961
>seems to being used to
>>9107907
>A loud, constant skittering
>A hundred 'blurblurblubububub's
>The crab cavalry has arrived
>>9107907
I don't know about that. You did tick them off. Why should others help you when you're the one to blame? Being an adult means dealing with whatever mess you get yourself in.
>Subaru stretches out
Until you come out on top or die, I'll watch and cheer you on.
>>9107932
That's right. Your mother taught you well. You have to wait until you're spoken too, or rudely yell at me like you just did there.
>>9107935
Why can't you normally hear yourself think? That's kind of messed up if you have to have it silent just to hear yourself.
>>9107939
I'm going to keep infringing until I've got someone to talk to. From the looks of it, I've infringed on...four people already. I'd say I'm ready to be a police officer.
>>9107961
Is that all you're going to do? I can't understand you just from a shrug. You have to use your words.
>>9107907
>Snips at
>>9108002
I wasn't being rude. I was just speaking with enthusiasm. It's always good to have enthusiasm about things! Mom said that, too.
>>9107995
Uhh... Smoke bomb!
>Kriger hightails it from the crabs, torwards the uncaring man
>>9108002
You just gave me a great idea!
>he picks up the bum and throws him into the army of crabs before running to his saferoom.
>>9108002
I would never let someone like you get your hands on a badge, let alone a gun. That's just asking for trouble. Especially since you go around talking about being a main character and immortal, maybe I should find you guilty of public intoxication!
>>9107969
>Do you think I have good rp?
Uhhhhh... You're the best Aikawa Kizuna ava we've ever had.
Good job!
>>9108002
You can think with people screaming all around you?
>snort
I don't think I can do that, unless I go deaf or plug my ears with something.
>>9108044
>he doesn't know that there was another Aikawa Kizuna that was better than our current one
Lmao
>>9108083
I miss Imposter-Chan
Archer still here?
>>9108109
Damn. Wanted to see if he had this pic
*shoots up the thread*
>>9108027
Jeez girl, is there anything your mom didn't tell you? It seems like she's a walking self-help book.
>>9108040
>he's thrown at the crabs, but instead if them getting angry and attacking they mostly leave him alone
Hey, that wasn't fair! What if I would've crushed one of them? I know crabs don't feel pain, but that would still be rude.
>>9108041
That's hardly true, Stingray-tan! If I were intoxicated I'd be way more over the line. Imagine how I usually am times ten. I wouldn't brag, but I think I'd have a better night if I was intoxicated. I'd be talking to people left and right, and I might even take a girl home and she'd cook for me all night long.
>>9108053
It's not that hard. I just don't think you're putting enough effort into things. You seem kind of lazy. That little snort you did there also makes me think you're not all that healthy if you're getting sick around this time of year.
>>9108120
>>9108118
>I'm lurking and no I don't have that picture.
>>9108120
>was a voodoo doll of you
>you die
>>9108002
>The Inkling tries to construct a sentence in english, but it seems.. jumbled.
It's norm- normal for their to be n-no noise
>Her stuttering seems to only happen because of her new grasp of English.
>>9108120
>stops you with the power of Glock Perfection, gen 4.
>>9108044
>>9107883
Y-yuno?
Gotta go! When you feel like chatting some time, message me on discord.
>>9108144
Well now you do.
>>9108120
>Headshots
Tango down
>>9108098
That was Hane
>>9108149
If dubs I post the doujin of her being forced to puke into that guys mouth.
>>9108179
Take my dubs
>Releases the hounds
>>9108190
If dubs, it's never brought up again.
>>9108158
Bye bye awawa.
>>9108127
...Y-Yeah, I think you're right buddy...I'll just sit there and...deal with the horrid noise until I colapse I guess, I'm quite good at that now that I think about it. Sorry for bothering you.
>>9108199
So we post it, AND never bring it up again? Whaaat?
>>9108179
>>9108190
>>9108196
>>9108199
Man, You guys are trying hard for those gets.
>>9108213
Yeah sure why not
Post all of it now
Never bring it up after
yuno pleeease host
>>9108194
>Fucking dies
>>9108149
>Subaru nods as if he understands what she's saying
I see, I see. You're one of those sheltered kids with strict parents. It must be hard adjusting to reality now that you're out of the house. I can't imagine living a life void of any kind of noise. I'm surprised you haven't gone insane.
>>9108206
You're being a weakling about this. Giving up doesn't really make you look mainly. It makes you look like a weak side character that'll die a horrible off-screen death.
>>9108217
I was trying to "get" it to stop.
>>9108127
I think you might me day dreaming more than anything.. Besides in day of age the main character is the one that knows how to cook! So it's more like you'd be the one cooking for any lady you manage to get. Speaking of, I wonder how good of a cook Paula is.. Actually that's scary to think about.
>>9108120
>
I am ready for this.
>>9108232
Please ERP with me
>>9108127
...How to move on.
>She sniffles and quickly wipes at her eyes.
She tried to teach me everything I know now.
>>9108194
>Becomes one of the hounds to blend in.
>>9108232
>Laughs at you.
>>9108254
>fucks you
>>9108254
>posts Aussa's lewds
>>9108194
>has no fear of the hounds thanks to his saferoom.
reigen please host
>>9108245
>Maybe some day when I feel comfortable with pretending to be an anime girl being fucked again
>>9108234
...Why would I look manly? I'm a girl, but I don't blame you if it went unnoticed. Besides, I'm strong enough to...uh
>On her hand there's a bag of cookies.
Strong enough to open this bag.
>>9108285
When was the last time you did it
>>9108285
>DeDeDe erped
Respect for you just dropped.
>>9108304
>First year within steam
>Which was around 5 years ago.
>>9108279
>tfw someone actually asks me to host for once
g-give 24
>>9108325
Chie
>>9108325
Len
>>9108318
>Oh well
>>9108325
Gascoigne
>>9108325
Inkling
>>9108325
Junpei Iori
>>9108325
Plague Knight
>>9108325
Maria and Harusame
WHO WANTS TO WATCH A TERRIBLE UGANDAN MOVIE WITH SOME IDIOTS?
>>9108325
Saki
>>9108243
I don't need to know how to cook, idiot! I have sewing as my special skill. As for a lady, I could get one easily. It's not hard when you can talk to them so easily. They love a man that brags about how great they are, and I think I'm good at bragging about myself.
>he pats your back
Paula...I haven't seen her in a while. She might be gone.
>>9108251
So she left you in your father's care? That's kind of harsh. He can't be that bad of a parent though. Dads are usually good people once you hit their soft spot.
>>9108325
Krieger
>>9108264
>Cries.
>>9108301
Nahhhh
>>9108266
>Takes the bait.
>>9108325
Kite-O
Oh nevermind it was just gorey.
games cancelled
>>9108325
The World
>>9108325
Perry Saturn
>>9108325
Machi Amayadori
>>9108325
Broken Sterling Archer
>>9108325
Avenger
>>9108325
Hatohara
>>9108325
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>9108325
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9108325
Lord Beerus
>>9108325
Nonon Jakuzure
>>9108325
Genji Togashi
>>9108325
Ichigo
>>9108325
Nyuu
>>9108325
Ash Crimson
>>9108325
Paru
>>9108325
Togame
>>9108339
>actually believing that would make me respect you less, when I'm friends with a shitposting ERPer
Kono baka!
>>9108357
Host anyways.
>>9108325
Ursula Callistis
>>9108325
Shiny Flygon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NwmFd2Y80M
>>9108325
Minnie May
>>9108290
I honestly never would have guessed...
The terrible thing is, you're not even good at being a guy. You can't just look like one without being strong like one.
>he crosses his hands and sighs
What's your training regimen look like?
>>9108325
Natsuki Subaru
>>9108407
Get on with it.
>>9108393
>OH WELL.
>>9108407
I'm ready.
>>9108423
Lol
Give me one reason why I should bump the game.
>>9108407
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>9108423
Normally I have a little giggle but don't even try with that thing.
>>9108434
Because you can
>>9108434
People will miss out on it if you don't.
>>9108434
Because 38 uids
>>9108434
I would think you're cooler for it.
>>9108434
Because CHEERIO!
>>9108434
Because you want to do something nice for your friend widdle owd Minnie?
>>9108350
>She shakes her head slowly, uncomfortably looking at the floor.
I never knew Dad....
>She's still smiling, but she's given up on wiping at her eyes.
>>9108434
Everyone would be happy!
>>9108452
Good answer.
5 more.
>>9108434
I'll hit you until you do.
>>9108430
>pets the baka
>>9108469
Senshougahara
>>9108469
Raphiel
>>9108469
a bowling ball
>>9108469
Edgy Banana man
>>9108469
Arashi
>>9108469
Utsutsu
>>9108469
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9108350
Is that right..? Well I suppose different people like different things so I can't say that's wrong, but you should have gotten one by now, right?
>He jumps from the tap on the shoulder and feigns an injury.
Ow man, that hurts you know. But she's probably just out fighting, I understand getting held up by work.
>>9108469
I was gonna say "because you're awesome", but the other anon had a good answer too.
>>9108476
>Appreciates the pets
>>9108451
Kill yourself already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqtJ3gbFn40
>>9108506
Dont worry I already noticed the subaru thing
>>9108467
...
Are you trying to make me feel bad? You're doing a good job, so please stop it. I don't like hearing sob stories from kids.
>>9108506
>>9108491
Give her my spot.
>>9108506
>>9108487
>>9108491
Swap, please!
>>9108506
>>9108483
>>9108490
>bowling ball noises
>>9108506
Swap please.
>>9108490
>>9108504
>I appreciate living too much do such a thing.
>>9108506
>>9108491
>>9108506
>>9108490
>>9108482
Please allow me to give my spot to this lady.
>>9108506
>>9108525
>>9108523
Give my spot to him then
Swappus done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQgfGNUD08
>>9108535
No one loves you.
>>9108553
I do.
>>9108523
I don't like being sad, either...why won't she wake up? Why can't I wake up?
>>9108548
I'm not a dogman! I'm a doggirl! See? Girl!
>>9108553
>I love me, and that's enough for me.
>>9108527
>>9108528
>>9108539
Thank you all. I keep telling people not to be late but I do the same thing...
>>9108548
>You know it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pNlPLGY05E
>>9108548
I'm sickened, but I can't look away. It's like a fatal car crash
>>9108523
>>9108525
>>9108535
You all given me the chance to win wonderfully or die horribly. I thank you all for that.
>>9108548
Looks like I get to die horribly!
>>9108548
Nyuu, nyuu. Nyuu nyuu nyuu nyuuuuuu.
>>9108494
Should have, but that doesn't mean I wanted one. Don;t you think settling is rude to the person that honestly likes that person? You're denying them the ending they want. The happiness their SO feels by being with them. I'm sure you understand.
>his hand hurt as well, but he doesn't show it. He shakes it and quickly puts it in his pocket
Speaking of, should you be held up with your work? I heard an idols job is never done.
>>9108545
You're making my sacrifice look questionable.
>>9108548
>Kaito's just walking around lost and humming to himself.
Not dead yet~ Good start~
>>9108553
I love DDD
A shitload of dogmen.
>>9108545
Ah....
If you want, if you win, I can give it to him.
>>9108602
Ah, hee hee, ohhh, I'm in so much pain.
>>9108548
I thought it was a bear. I'll just dispose of the carcass now...
>>9108553
>>9108557
I do too.
>>9108558
That's a good question! Maybe she's dead? Or if she's in a coma she'll wake up whenever she's ready to. It's hard for someone like me to explain, but...
>for a moment he feels extremely bad for the girl. He kneels down in front of her and smiles
If you love her very much, she'll wake up! Right now your mother meter is about halfway filled with love. Only time will fill it up, so you have to keep on going and live your life for her until it's filled, got it?
>>9108602
>>9108581
I did it to watch you die horribly! It's the greatest revenge of them all.
>>9108592
Nah, didn't mean to make it that way.
>>9108602
Fine by me.
>>9108602
I hope you're not afraid of choking.
>>9108602
Fuck this fuck you reeeeeeeeegoon oorbika kys
But seriously though fuck I win two of your games in a row and then never win one again
>>9108650
Is it really revenge if I enjoyed it more than you ever could? However i do not know why you wish to enact revenge on me in the first place.
>>9108573
Don't be gloomy about it, because if someone swaps you in are you really late? The answer's yes but that's not the point.
>>9108592
Who said anything about settling? Oh! You have someone you're waiting for, I almost forgot! Forgive me.
Well I have been, I haven't been around a lot lately, all this talk and work on a new game is killing me.
>>9108602
This isn't true! I only try to spread music and the color blue!
>>9108602
That doesn't make sense. I only date 2d girls!
>>9108673
>after you.
Well, she's doing a good job of pretending to be subaru that's for sure.
>>9108668
...
A little vocal to be Emi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYG6lzY74S0
>>9108652
>>9108602
No you won't. You'll give it to her and make it so there's thousands of her on the winscreen.
>>9108669
Why would you...never mind. I already know you're weird.
You see, I still won't ever forgive you for that nurse scene. Not until you've suffered just like me. Now that I've pushed you into the arena I expect something bad to happen.
>>9108673
If I killed myself you would be happy, and if I can prevent your happiness then that's a victory for me
>>9108690
Ahhhh! Alright, alright, no more ink! Hee...fine! You've earned a smidgen of respect!
>>9108690
Was that a good idea? She seemed to be able to control fire...
>>9108416
I'm a sniper, I'm not real suited for direct combat...nngghh...!
>She's trying to open the bag.
>>9108690
I'm gonna go feed Pigly 2 now...
>>9108690
>>9108416
>>9108707
ghhh...!
>But it just explodes in her grasp after pulling too hard
....ahahah...I messed up.
>>9108690
Huh? Well I'm an android, what was it supposed to do, kill me?
>>9108690
>>9108690
Really? I guess my smile really can light up a room! Ehhh? Eeeh--N-No? Ok-Okay I'll stop...so-sorry.
>>9108673
>>9108716
>
>>9108690
Tomorrow? Sad Sad Banana Man. Reality is an ILLUSION. Your existence and the spiritual essence may soon be OBSOLETE.
Banana split.
>>9108717
Oh.
I was thinking solely Reigen Game.
>>9108723
So much for winning this bitch, huh?
>>9108737
Y-yeah no
>>9108737
Ah hah hah hah! Banana split into pieces! Hee hee!
>>9108676
That's right, and I'll die before I let someone else take them! Although, what garnet-tan told me long ago still does ring in my head...
See Kaito-tan, you're just like Jack. Soon enough you'll become 100% dull, and then Paula-tan will leave you for me.
>>9108737
N-Nani!?
>>9108737
>>9108690
It would seem that the SEVEN DEITIES have deemed that person I spoke with last evening not worth remembering. He is OBSOLETE and was DELETED
>>9108737
Hamon is outdated. Try Stands, old man.
>>9108757
I want to pound Nonon.
>>9108700
Wisher for someone to be you has to be a fate worse than death. I thought main characters would be more kind than that. I did receive a knife to the head. I give that demise a 2 out of 1.
>>9108707
>>9108718
>he picks one of the cookies up off the ground, wipes it off on his already dirty tracksuit, and eats it
That's normal, I think. Opening it up like that usually makes it burst.
The thing I'm curious about is, how are you able to lift up your sniper rifle if you're not all that strong?
>>9108737
You should maybe start with another sort of costume, the egyptian theme isn't exactly...y'know...scarry.
>>9108771
same
>>9108737
can i at least get one kill
>>9108737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg
FeelsGoodMan Clap FeelsGoodMan Clap FeelsGoodMan Clap FeelsGoodMan Clap
>>9108757
SORE
>>9108785
She had a meat shield. A bit unfair, I know.
>>9108757
>Kissu
>>9108784
Into the dirt. With a baseballl bat. To her head.
>>9108637
>The girl locks up at all of this, not saying a thing for a long, long moment. Her smile is frozen on her face. When she speaks it's like she completely disregarded everything after the word "dead".
>
>>9108785
Road to 0 point
>>9108789
Erm...what?!
>>9108789
>Solid.
>>9108789
Damn it. It wasn't even a fun way to die either, like falling off a cliff
>>9108737
Drastic measures?! Alright, if it's come to that...
>Kaito pulls off his shirt, in dramatic fashion stage lights shine out behind him and flower petals rain down from above.
>>9108750
Ah? I'm dull? OH! I know what to do then! I'll just create another character from my songs, that always spices things up for me!
But what did Garnet say..?
>>9108789
Huh? I does this mean death?
>>9108789
Good event m8
>>9108789
>So does null negative mean live? Null is nullify and negative is usually bad. So null negative would mean live because you nullify the negatives?
>Or am I just overthinking this?
>>9108789
the fuck?
>>9108789
I can actually use this slide to host again. Thanks
>>9108772
You've got some messed up views on what an MC is. I doubt you've even seen an anime before in your life, so until you do I think you should zip your lips.
You know, I've taken a knife to my stomach before. Not only that, but I've taken a ton of dog bites too. A medieval mace and a few others weapons too. Let me tell you, a death like that isn't a mere 2 out of 1 whatevers.
>>9108789
lol
>>9108803
i ditched that road a few days ago and i don't want to go back on it
>>9108840
>Ah well.
>>9108779
Physical strength isn't the only kind of strength.
>she spends a few moments picking all the cookies from the ground.
Did you imply I'm weak because I'm a woman? If you did that's ok, my appereace doesn't help much either.
>>9108816
I'm confused too. Then again, it might be because of my Krieger Kleanse tea...
>>9108840
How do you know about my experiments?!
>>9108802
>Subaru jolts up from his kneeling position and nervously chuckles to himself
Th-that's what you meant! Well...uhm, you're lucky! She's in a better place where nothing can hurt her anymore! If I were you I'd be jealous of how easy she has it up in heaven!
>>9108844
No but I met one before. He was twenty the better character than you were and he barely said a word! Maybe that is what makes him better than you. Did I say 2. I mean ten. It was quite dull for a finisher.
You went to the dentist didn't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
>>9108870
Well, no anesthesia for him, anyway. I'm pretty much gone...
>>9108821
You can't just keep inventing more characters, Kaito! That's not how fixing dullness works!
Never mind that. She just told me about one of her friends that felt the same way about someone as I did, and how horrible it turned out when she fell for someone else. It honestly has me thinking about everything I know, and if I'm a little too hung up on Emilia-tan.
>>9108861
I did because women are supposed to be weak. That's why men are here to do the tough jobs. Honestly, isn't there a man that can do the sniping for you while you do something else?
>>9108840
>>9108789
That wasn't very fair at all.
>>9108866
>Her hands fly up to her ears and clamp down on them hard.
N-no! NO! She's just sleeping! Or maybe this is all just a dream! She can't b-she's can't be-s-she can't...
>She can't even finish the sentence, starting to rock back and forth, trembling heavily.
>>9108870
Neat. Peace time.
>>9108899
Now's not the time for this! Catch me later though.
Lowkey loving these Krieger events.
>>9108921
>>9108868
Wasting your time with a boring man that rarely talks. Maybe the pale apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that regard.
>he shakes his head and massages his face with his hands
Elizabeth-tan, you can't say it was dull. A knife going into your head while you're still alive is painful! Don't you have any nerves in your head?
Someone almost broke the peace.
I'm gonna break them in a second.
>>9108894
That's a lot of wrong in a single sentence, person.
>Crumbs fall from her lips as she chews on a single cookie
Not really, I'm the most talented sniper in Border, or at least I was before leaving. I don't know if anyone has outskilled me yet since I left.
Woops I missed.
>>9108894
The only advice I can offer is that maybe you should focus on something other than her while you two are separate, that's why I took up gardening, because my family left. But I don't know if that'll work for you.
>>9108895
I think for your sake we'll say she's in a coma. Who knows, maybe this really is a nightmare and we're all figments of your imaginations?
>he pinches the girl's cheek
Does this hurt? Do you feel like you'll wake up soon?
>>9108941
You say it's wrong, but you remind me of why what I said is right.
>Subaru gets down and looks for more cookies that she dropped
If you're so talented then why'd you leave? I don't get people that leave a job they do easily. It actually pisses me off.
>>9108953
I can do that? I must still be high...
That's more I like it.
>>9108932
Actions speak louder than words, is what I have been told. It says a lot when the most interesting encounter I had with you was feeding you glass. If I wasn't there, it would definitely have been a dull moment for you. You wouldn't be able to comprehend just how much pain I can withstand. Speaking of said knife...
>She pats around her head a few times before grasping something. Giving it a good pull she rips it off, showing him that it is the knife that was used for her defeat.
Well I don't need something like this! Maybe you can keep it.
lolbye
>>9108958
I'm still a sniper, let's just say I switched my worklpace for something with more..."freedom", I guess?
>Hatohara steps on the last cookie, crushing it with the sole of her shoe.
...Whoops.
>>9108687
Make me an anime wife please.
>>9108954
Kaito-tan, I have yet to see you garden anything. You're lying to me, and I don't like it. I thought we were brothers or something along those lines, but I guess I was wrong.
>>9108973
You want interesting? Fine! I'll give you interesting! Just say the word and I'll blow your mind, Elizabeth-tan. It's about time I show you why I'm the MC of this place!
Winner next slide.
>>9108990
>Shit, I don't even have a pic for this.
>>9109006
Oh? Did I touch a nerve, Subaru? Well mission accomplished! You may do whatever you desire to, I have earned my enjoyment.
>>9108771
me to
>>9109000
I can't imagine anything with more freedoms than someone who--
>he was right about to pick up the cookie before she stepped on it, presumably purposely
...
Why did you do that?
>>9108958
I just...I haven't pinched hard enough.
>She sniffles, still staring at the ground.
I need to keep pinching until it works. I try every day, I'll do it right eventually. It-it'll all the fine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
>>9109018
You...
>he shakes the anger out of his system and pulls out a coin from his sleeve
See this, Elizabeth-tan? It's nothing more than your everyday coin! Nothing special about it whatsoever. Go ahead and touch it if you don't believe me.
>>9109001
Pay me enough and I may consider it.
>>9109007
Damn it. What the hell did I do last night?
>>9109033
anime wins lol
>>9109033
>>9108386
winne
>>9109006
Huh? Would you like something from my garden? I can't exactly garden where my garden isn't you know.. It's like stargazing during the day.
>>9109046
Thanks, I'll go back to Otokojuku and rub it in everyones faces.
>>9109046
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
For some tournament guy.
>>9109023
Dunno, maybe it was an accident, maybe I didn't want you to have it. Eitherway, I stepped on some dog shit earlier so I wouldn't recommend trying to eat that.
>>9109046
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>9109051
I suppose I should thank you.
>Good night, HG.
>>9109046
Congrats.
>>9109051
Thanks for hosting.
>>9109051
Thank you for hosting.
>>9109051
Thanks for the chance.
>>9109039
>She then goes on to feel the object in his head, nodding soon after.
Indeed, that is a regular coin. Are you going to sacrifice it to the fountain spirits?
>>9109056
If I can't be the best, I can surely be the worst. Congratulations to him. I thank you for hosting this game.
>>9109033
>damn, almost made it.
>>9109046
>congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>9109051
Thanks for hosting
>>9109065
>nighto.
>>9109046
Uh...good job, scary man. Thank you.
>>9109051
Thanks for hosting.
>>9109065
GOODNight
>>9109026
Actually, little girl, I don't think pinching will work.
>he crosses his arms and nods, attempting to look like he's got something intelligent to say
I understand, now. What you need to do is defeat your inner fears or regrets. Whatever's haunting you at the moment, basically. It's what sent you into this dream-like state I bet.
>>9109046
>>9109051
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>9109048
I guess I could. Do you grow lemons or tomatoes? I'd like one of them, please.
>>9109060
>his eyes widen as she mentions intentionally stepping on his soon-to-be snack
I don't know what you're trying to convey here, but whatever it is I suggest you knock it off. I don't want to hate you, but you're on the right path to getting on my bad side.
>>9109065
Night night PK.
>>9108789
I still cannot believe that I was rendered Null and OBSOLETE!
>Broken Archer collapses on the ground.
>>9109051
>thanks for hosting
>>9109112
+
>>9109065
Children shouldn't be up this late. Tata for now.
>>9109082
Uh...no. I'm not that creepy.
>he then makes a fist with the hand that was holding the coin
Now then, with one shake of my hand, the coin will be gone!
>he shakes his hand one and then opens it up, showing Elizabeth that there's nothing in his hand anymore
Ta-da~!
>>9109109
>Krieger shoots Archer with a syrum to restore him to life.
It's my new prototype to replace the revival machine here. Just don't tell the government. It's not exactly "approved".
>>9109108
>Chie is silent for an extended period of time once more, swaying back and forth.
Mom...
>Unceremoniously she falls face-first to the ground, passing clean out, shivering now and then.
>>9109108
What kind of gardener would I be if I didn't grow tomatoes? I do have a lemon tree too but, why those two odd ones?
>>9109108
That's funny coming from you, kid.
>After lighting a cigarette she takes a deep breath and begins smoking right in front of him.
I don't really care if you hate me or not.
>>9109124
It is not creepy to want to be granted wishes?
>Elizabeth's eyes widen at the vanishing coin. She goes up to him, looking at his hand that some would find way too close.
I fail to understand. Did you absorb the coin into your body?
>>9109128
Ah Jesus Christ Krieger what the hell did you just put into me?
>Archer angrily shot to his feet without a trace of his "Broken" self.
Wait a minute... put into me... hehe phrasing.
>>9109132
>Subaru stares at the unconscious child for a little. He looks to his right, then left, and then right again
I can't be the only one here that's seeing this right now. I don't even know how to handle this situation.
>he kneels down again and pokes her
Hey. Wakey-wakey.
>>9109138
Isn't it obvious? I want to eat them. At the same time, to be exact. Haven't you ever eaten a lemon and a tomato whole before?
>>9109148
>he gets up and pokes her chest with his bony index finger. He's trying his hardest to convey an "I'm all business now" expression.
What's the big idea here!? First, you're sweet, and now you're sour, and now you're smoking in front of a kid! All because you're unhappy with yourself doesn't mean you have to make my life miserable too.
>he backs away from her, fearing he might get hit. His face goes from serious to fearful real quick
>>9109156
Some secret ingredients, a smidge of anti-psychotics, but mostly amphetamines.
>he proceeds to shoot himself as well.
That's the stuff...
>>9109149
I wouldn't say my body, but...
>Subaru reaches out to Elizabeth's ear and pulls the coin out from behind it
But you definitely did! Emilia-tan, your ear absorbed this coin like it was nothing. You might be some kind of magnet.
>>9109178
Great, I got shot full of Krieger Colada again...
>>9109169
>Her breathing is slow and steady, and she doesn't really budge at all. Judging by the bags under her eyes she's had a very, very poor time trying to sleep recently.
>>9109202
I can't believe she's going to make me do this...
>he picks Chie up and positions her so she's on his back, resting her face near his shoulders
Yo-you're a big girl.
>>9109194
>Her mouth forms an 'o' for a few seconds before she breaks into a fit of clapping.
You have exceeded my expectations once more! You have thoroughly had me interested in this whole trick of the mind that I do not even mind you called me by the wrong name again.
>>9109196
>Unfortunately, he's passed out from the Krieger colada. Also, he's watching ep 4 of season 8 of Archer.
>>9109169
No, I haven't, I've had a salad that's had lemon juice and tomatoes, but that's about it.. You have some odd tastes, but I guess I should try it before I judge you. Anything else though? I don't exactly eat so most of it just rots and goes in compost.
>>9109169
I was sweet? I don't remember acting sweet at all, the only sweet thing between us were those cookies.
>Satohara empties her lungs with a long exhalation, more smoke coming out of her lips.
I simply don't want to act nice and behave myself around you, It's too much of a chore to act nicely around brats with shitty attitudes.
>Hatohara
>>9109215
>If anything, she's underweight from how she looks. Either way, the ragdoll limpness of how she is at the moment isn't helping things, not that she shows any signs of waking up.