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Foiled once more.
>>9103139
You bastard
>>9103139
No way
Or did you mean us?
>>9103139
Oh well, there's always next time
..why do you always want me to make the thread anyway
>>9102972
>>9102976
>>9102982
I've no idea, I was meant to go out today to spend time with friends so I'm waiting to see if It was just that I ate something poor, or if I've caught a virus or whatever.
If it's the latter I'll be devo, but otherwise I'll be outta here to do things no matter how shit I feel.
(was super excited about going out today believe it or not lol, even given everything else.)
>>9103185
No real reason. I just figure I will ask you if you are around.
>>9103244
If you say so
you chased off pinkie with your meanness. now i have to go all the way down to the mirror pond and get another one.
>>9103277
Nothing sinister, I promise.
I didn't think I had this power.
>>9103285
rip
>>9103291
I trust you
>>9103209
hopefully i's not somethin serious.
you still feel nauseous?
>>9103285
he was in his way out anyways.
he'll be back.
>>9103327
If these were still on /b/, I would not ask, in case ban-evading was too inconvenient.
>>9103369
Resetting my ip would be a lot more difficult compared to someone else, since my sister's room has the router
>>9103335
If I move too quickly, yes.
I've not had the guts (kek) to have any water yet and I'm dehydrated as hell and the headaches starting to kill me which is to be expected.... but yeah... I might have to miss out today which is actually really quite upsetting.
>>9103431
Tell her over Discord to unplug it.
>>9103335
he better, or there will be hell to pay.
or at least gas money.
>>9103327
we will always remember his pinkness, and his pieness.
truly he was a pinkie pie.
>>9103302
you must only use it for good.
from this point on.
>>9103435
disappointing, but it happens man. sorry.
drink some water soon. stick by the toilet if you have to.
>>9103459
if not. it was fun while it lasted.
>>9103445
But then she'd want to know why
>>9103459
He will live on in our hearts
>>9103459
I'll do my best.
>>9103487
O-Oh. Are you ashamed of us?
I thought Pinkie was pretty fun to have around.
>>9103459
rest in pinkness, pinkie friend!
SIEG HEIL! How goes it, Leader?
>>9103511
She's almost practically a tumblrina, so she obviously hates this site
I have to live with her for now though, what she doesn't know wont hurt her
>>9103486
Will do
>>9103514
>implying they're not
>>9103487
but my aorta is already jammed with loved ones.
>>9103547
well enough, just waiting for better call saul to come on. how are you?
>>9103577
>implying implications
>>9103601
oh shit thats back on isnt it? ima have to catch up
Im doin damn fine here too
>>9103655
Implicating impulses
>>9103572
I guess we will never have the pleasure of meeting her.
>>9103725
Would you honestly want to, though
>>9103689
>impulsing implications
Hope you feel better soon.
>>9103689
>implicated impulses
>fuckin fuck
>>9103765
I'm confused :P
>>9103760
>implying warpcore
>>9103793
I missed the memetic arrows.
also, thanks.
I'm hoping so as well, but I'm pretty devo over not being able to go to my mates gathering today.
>>9103751
It would be interesting, but there is no need to. You are the hero we deserve.
>>9103827
It would be interesting, if she talked here, but I doubt she'd bother
Not worth getting into potential drama over it honestly
>>9103798
>implying warpcore
>not warpcoring your impulsively implied implications
>>9103821
Yeah, that really sucks...
>>9103900
Yes, I think I get it. This world here, this is Brandon's sanctuary. If Brandon's sister comes into contact with this world, Brandon's worlds collide.
Hmm...
Shut up.
>>9103961
A sanctuary huh?
I mean if you want to call it that, sure
>>9103930
So what're your plans for today?
>>9103961
>Brandon's worlds collide.
>>9104061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
>>9104061
What would you call it?
>>9104133
Honestly I saw that coming
>>9104135
I dunno
>>9104041
How're you Darwin?
>>9104161
Well, that ought to work for a lack of a better, more accurate term.
>>9104181
I am doing okay. Might sneak out in a while to see some people.
>>9104069
Find a tutorial on Git... eventually...
Other than that, nothing.
Give me snuggles.
>>9104249
No snuggles!
>>9104262
You weren't the one I was asking.
Someone should give me snuggles instead
>>9104224
Fair enough.
Hope you have fun when you do take off
>>9104228
whatchya tutorialing for?
>>9104280
You didn't ask specific persons! No snuggles for you!
Heh. Howdy everypony. I'm having a good day.
[ SAVE ]
[ CONTINUE ]
Helping another Frisk successfully escape the assault of Undyne.
How are you all?
>>9104300
NO!
>>9104300
Needy.
>>9104303
Do you have any plans?
>>9104317
[CONTINUE]
>>9104327
>>9104328
I desire affection on occasion
>>9104344
C'mere ya goober. *snuggles*
>>9104343
Howdy, Aku. Nice to see you again.
>>9104300
Seems we could both solve each other's problems...
>>9104356
Northern has you covered.
>>9104303
Ruby wants me to learn how to use Git. Git is a way to track changes in code.
>>9104317
I choose
>[ SAVE ]
Hey Northern!
>>9104317
[ACT]->[PETPET]
>>9104328
Not anymore no.
>>9104401
Ah, fair enough.
>>9104402
[ * Northy appreciates the pets. They're always welcome, especially on the ear. Be respectful though. ]
>>9104401
[ * You are filled with... Something. ]
...what's your favorite color?
>>9104375
Thanks northy
>>9104388
Seems to be the case
>>9104394
Dont be that way, you know you want to
>>9104456
*Snuggles close*
>>9104436
Hopefully the ailment passes soon. It is still early there, if memory serves right.
>>9104456
I might give you cooties.
>>9104443
>...what's your favorite color?
Red usually. Why?
>>9104480
john wayne was a fag.
>>9104456
[ * The snuggling continues. It's quite relaxing. ]
>>9104531
Ah. Then...
[ * You are filled with DETERMINATION. ]
If you have any other colors you're feeling right now, let me know.
Gary Cooper too.
>>9104520
Darwin pls
>>9104578
I WILL give you cooties, but mine are the best.
>>9104520
just after 12pm now.
honestly I feel like I'm gearing up for another fun bought of guess that meal.
>>9104578
Now you have cooties.
>>9104635
Think of all the starving Africans. You cannot do that.
>>9104606
>>9104641
>>9104644
Who's to say I don't have cooties too
>>9104578
Dried Pasta, you have cooties. Your life will never be the same.
>>9104685
Then it was very irresponsible to kill us like that.
>>9104685
I can't get Cooties.
>Advantage #234 of being a Monster: It is physically impossible for us to get germs or sickness of any kind.
>>9104668
don't worry, I'll post the bucket to rhodesia when I'm finished with it.
>>9104685
What if we all want cooties?
>>9104566
Do you still listen madcuck instead if the superior Dick Show hosted by Dick Masterson?
>>9104709
You are making the world a better place, but only if they get infected as well.
>>9104703
Cooties are deadly?
>>9104727
I'm not sure there's any infection I can give them that they do not already possess.
>>9104758
Most things seem to be in high enough doses.
[ * Northy offers a SAVE point to anyone who wants to take it with a little sign reading "Must let the operator know favorite color to get proper restorative results" ]
>>9104758
Yes he can't handle knowing soneone touched him so he rips himself apart to get the cooties out.
>>9104571
>>9104788
I've decided that I'm feeling fairly razzmatazz right now. What does that mean?
>>9104758
Yes, of course.
Shut up, Interrogator.
>>9104777
You have a point there.
>>9104788
[CONTINUE UNTIL DEATH]
>>9104788
>favorite color
What if someone used that information to track me down and kill me?
>>9104850
This man is right! Data miners are evil conniving shits!
>>9104817
[ * With your most cherished connections in your heart, you strengthen your resolve with DEDICATION. ]
>>9104850
*shrug* Pick a color at random if you wish.
>>9104837
That's fine. SAVE points restore your HP though, so you might want to stop in, even if you don't want to SAVE.
>>9104902
I couldn't just lie to you.
>>9104726
n- nani?
>>9104915
Well
How about this instead;
Pick an Element of Harmony that you feel most represents you and I'll stick it to the soul color most appropriate.
>>9104933
Lol fag cat
>>9104942
Honesty.
>>9104956
nyan!
>>9104942
Somebody could use this to kill me with the pony I love most.
>>9104902
>>9104942
Prince Northern, what is your favorite color and Element of Harmony?
>>9104973
Whatcha up to?
>>9104966
[ * With lock, stock and focused aim, you set your heart on JUSTICE. ]
>>9104988
My favorite color varies between green and purple, but my SOUL color is RED.
My favorite Element of Harmony is Magic.
>>9104942
generosity.
>>9104996
watching repo man while the senpai tears the sink apart.
>>9105011
That sounds nice. I'm pleased with this.
>>9104933
Typical madcucks fan.
>>9105015
He cleaning the pipes or what?
>>9105029
what's that supposed to mean?
>>9105047
nah, when one sink drains with the garbage disposal on the other fills
>>9105015
[ * By remaining cautious and waiting for your chance, your heart is tempered with PATIENCE ]
Soul Color: Light Blue
>>9105015
Soul Color: Yellow
alcohol :DD
>>9105079
Does SOUL color BLACK represent hatred?
>>9105059
http://madcastmedia.com/shows/bestdebate/45/
>>9105079
>>9105015
>>9105015
Shoot. I messed up again. I forgot that Generosity actually tags to
[ * You ground your heart in the weight of your unshakable convictions. Holding fast to your ideals, you are borne upon the wings of your INTEGRITY. ]
Soul Color: Blue
>>9105159
Black generally Fanons to nothingness or hatred, but has no canonical association other than secrecy.
>>9105211
Huh, okay. I've also enjoyed black occasionally.
>>9105337
>I've also enjoyed black dick occasionally.
FTFY
GOT EM
>>9104942
Kindness I guess?
For colors, I like violets and grays
>>9105357
No, I mean the color black...
>>9105357
I don't think anyone enjoys aids Ruby.
>>9105408
[ * By filling your heart with the sustenance of your efforts, you heal your soul with KINDNESS. ]
Soul Color: Green.
>>9105516
Works for me
>>9105571
All Human SOULs possess a baseline level of DETERMINATION. It is what allows them to persist after death. Each human trait is powerful in its own way.
GREEN magic is charged with Kindness. It produces healing and powerful barriers, as well as being usable to root a target in place as long as it can be sustained.
>>9105451
>>9105505
There goes my shot at making the post dirtier than it was...
I've got to have a little fun, right?
>>9105641
So that makes me a druid?
I'm okay with this
>>9105211
integrity is right.
I want to murder anyone who doesn't follow my moral code.
>>9105767
I cannot conceive of truer justice than that.
>>9105751
With at least 3 layers of protection if that's how you're having your fun
>>9104788
Briarwood
>>9105791
Oh no, I'm not saying I'd be taking black dick...
>>9105834
Hey man I'm not judging, just looking out for a friend.
yet.
>>9105878
kek, rosie pls.
How're you going?
>>9105904
I'm aight.
you feeling any better?
>>9106095
Not really no :(
But I'll get there eventually.
>>9105760
I guess?
>>9105767
Heh. Nice.
>>9105795
[ * By drawing on your past experiences with life and hard-earned lessons, you're steadied by the weight of your GRIT. ]
It's always great to let your coworkers enjoy your music.
>>9106188
I like my reading.
>>9106269
*Chuckles* That is how you fill yourself with your trait, and restore your health and vitality.
Grit falls between Justice and Bravery on the canon scale, and closer to white (Read: Monster) than normal colors.
>>9106296
How's it going?
>>9106188
Druids are spellcasters in rpgs that use nature magic, mostly to heal others
>>9106296
Is that you skit? how are you doing today?
>>9105875
Well there's nothing to judge. I'm just trying to mess with Urshula. My male attractions are mostly to the more feminine guys, and black people are often very masculine.
>>9106322
>>9106305
>>9106322
I know that. Rooting is, however, non-literal. The abilities will flavor themselves to your SOUL naturally. You will be a druid if you are nature inclined to that point in your soul. Outside of that, you could do so with warrior spirit or clerical faith or any other aspect that makes you you.
>>9106343
>My male attractions are mostly to the more feminine guys
Same
>>9106353
Ah, I see
>>9106177
it'll come in time.
>>9106189
I don't think my co-workers would enjoy mine.
>>9106350
>>9106343
I'm just teasing you Rubles~
>>9106350
Same.
I've been pretty terribly sick since about 2 am this morning.
>>9106378
Here's hoping sooner not later.
>>9106368
The Canon examples were warrior spirit providing a spear to defend with and trapping an opponent in a defensive position and generating restorative and energy-filled foods and magic.
As well as a subtheme on cooking -- which is, again, optional.
>>9106343
>I'm just trying to mess with Urshula.
Why?
>>9106378
Implying they get a choice with this.
>>9106443
Because you're a soft bitch babe.
Don't be rude to my best friend Urshula.
>>9106443
I like teasing people from time to time. I don't mean harm, just dicking around, ya know?
>>9106512
wow.
>>9106560
Things never get boring with my 6,000 song playlist and on Mondays and Tuesdays I play my podcasts.
Should I be acting more professionally with Urshula because he's my pupil, or less professionally because he's a /b/reader?
Less.
>>9106719
do you take recommendations?
>>9106733
less.
horse assing is an important part of any teacher student relationsip.
>>9106733
I'm in your threads. Slowly stealin' yer pupils.
>>9106748
I have before but most people just accept what I force on them.
>>9106296
daily reminder that ilu
goodnight
stay hydrated
>>9106781
I'm in your pupils, stealin' your visions~
>>9106868
I'm in your visions, showin' you the future.
>>9106868
>>9106781
KIRA QUEEN
BITE ZA DUSTO
Did we scare off Urshy?
I have that power.
>>9106522
>says the worthless Anonymous dipshit on the internet
Is that better?
>>9106981
Maybe.
Maybe.
>>9106990
As a JUSTICE soul, you possess YELLOW magic, including the ability to fire accurate energy blasts, manipulate active and inactive states and control various other aspects such as turning the SOULs of your enemies entirely in any direction.
>>9107033
If only I could control it.
>>9087649
>>9107050
I teach. I should also mention that Yellow Magic is known for being tricky and changing direction mid-flight.
>>9107030
Oh good, I didn't scare you off.
>>9107069
Why, what fortuity that you happen to be here.
>>9107107
If you wanna learn, hit me up.
>>9104788
Purple
>>9107169
[ * By amending your notes and trying again, you bolster your spirit with PERSEVERANCE. ]
>>9107164
I am taking this into consideration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9TdoO2OVaA
>>9107581
Hey that's actually pretty neat
>>9107756
he makes some good content.
>>9107304
Heheh
Thanks.
boots and pants.
haircut
new shoes!
Hi, guys
>>9108096
Heya
>>9108096
what's good, finnik?
>>9108115
I've been out of these threads for too long. I guess school is getting to me. It's almost over, though. Just 1 more week.
>>9108115
*poke*
>>9108096
Howdy.
>>9108135
Only 6 more days, you can do it
>>9108128
Just studying a bit before I play WoT, you?
>>9108148
How's it going northy?
>>9108148
Oh dude, a flower bro
>>9108151
I will survive!
>>9108166
Not bad. Been up for about 30 hours. Going strong!
>>9108171
My name's Northy. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>9108156
doing a couple doodles.
>>9108214
I haven't stayed up that long in a while
Did you draw that picture too? I've been saving a lot of your asriels
>>9108214
Northy, I like it. Finnik is mine. Due to the fox, of course.
>>9108248
Oh, you mean the flowey or my pocky pic? I'm not Asriel. I'm just his brother. You can call me Frisk if you want, I don't mind.
If you wanna know the basic gist of why I'm a monster, I'll tell you.
But yeah, That's not Asriel. That's Monster-Frisk, and specifically, me.
>>9108289
Nice. Northern Wind "Frisk" Dreemurr, long form. Or "Prince of Monsters" If you're being formal.
>>9108312
Ah, okay
They're pretty good drawings though, I have to say
>>9108312
>If you wanna know the basic gist of why I'm a monster, I'll tell you.
Let's her it.
>>9108312
Which would you prefer?
>>9108400
*HEAR
>>9108395
Wanna see something a little more impressive?
>>9108400
To make a long story short, I broke my soul in half and gave half of it to bring Asriel Dreemurr not only into reality but also back to himself.
>>9108405
North or Frisk, your choice.
http://orig06.deviantart.net/7043/f/2016/154/4/6/rainrainbowbow2_by_zephyter0-da4vsk2.gif
>>9108470
>that link
Pretty impressive
>>9108470
Truly selfless.
>>9108509
That's not what I was talking about.
Here, Have a picture of Fell!Northy.
>>9108521
And you don't actually believe a word of it, do you~? That's okay. I wouldn't without evidence either.
>>9108470
If I remember correctly, you said you teach
What is it that you teach, if I may ask
This may be a great exploitable meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN2svYwOrHk
>>9108567
Nice
>>9108567
Some things require a bit of faith.
>>9108575
Well.... I teach people how to do a specialized form of.... for lack of a better word 'Astral projection'... though I hesitate to strictly speaking call it that. It's a long story, and I would /love/ to show anyone who's interested. Just tell me if you wanna learn more and I'll give you anything I can for clarification.
>>9108638
See the above.
>>9108618
http://orig05.deviantart.net/df5b/f/2016/284/6/2/yourbestfriend_by_zephyter0-dabhcz5.png (Unfinished)
http://orig12.deviantart.net/abf8/f/2016/050/d/e/84449d62f02132eb8251a90e0ed3568e_by_zephyter0-d9see28.png (Finished)
http://orig08.deviantart.net/f669/f/2017/070/6/7/damage_chart_by_zephyter0-dauaot6.png (Finished)
http://orig10.deviantart.net/06b8/f/2016/135/2/5/rainbows___featuring_northy_by_zephyter0-da2lbzs.png (Finished)
http://orig01.deviantart.net/1871/f/2016/160/5/4/my_dog__cocowa__bean__by_zephyter0-da5nbzv.png (Finished)
http://orig03.deviantart.net/5bb1/f/2016/024/2/5/asriel_dreemurr_emotions_study_by_zephyter0-d9p5jn2.png (Finished)
And of course, the picture I'm sending right now isn't finished.
>>9108728
I am aware of your teachings.
>>9108752
Then you do know that I'm completely serious about this when I say that Asriel is my brother.
>>9108781
I did not intend to imply disbelief.
>>9108794
I never said you did. I'm just used to it.
I apologize if I got a little defensive.
>>9108824
Understandable.
>>9108728
Astral Projection huh? I've heard of that before but haven't put forth a lot of research on it
Those drawings are pretty nice
>>9108865
Enh... A lot of what you'll find is bunk. If you're curious, I can help you become anything you want to be (within reason). That's what I do. I help people.
>>9108883
What are some examples of things you've helped people become?
>>9108883
That's pretty interesting, I'll keep your offer in mind
>>9108883
What would you consider to be unreasonable?
mmm this raspberry ale actually tastes like raspberries.
Shocking.
>>9108940
Mostly ponies.
One monster other than me... uh... Just different kinds of human. I've helped transsexual people become male and female over there, a lot of other things... really.
You'd be surprised how many guys actually, like, not even jokingly want to just be Mares.
>>9108951
I'm not going to take on power-based requests. No hyper-powerful energy beings or stuff like that. And I can't make you a god. And I can't make you even exceptionally good at magic or anything like that unless you're predisposed.
>>9108962
I got some raspberry sparkling water and it tasted more like raspberry medicine
It's still in the fridge and no one will drink it
>>9108940
>>9108971
Oh and furries. I've taken on a few of them, and those worked out well, I've found.
>>9108971
I suppose that makes sense.
So do you guys refrigerate your ketchup?
Do you not?
>>9109072
I dislike ketchup, but there is some in the fridge
I didn't put it there though
>>9109102
What condiments do you enjoy?
>Ignored
>>9109100
Not quoting
>>9109120
No I do not it tastes way better at room temperature.
>>9109116
It depends on what I'm eating it with
Burgers and hot dogs I like a lot of stuff on it, ketchup included
For chicken, either honey mustard or barbeque sauce
I eat fries plain
>>9109133
My apologies. I'm sure it's very difficult to spot my posts in such a fast thread.
The ketchup is my fridge says to refrigerate after the first use.
*in
In.
Yes.
is it in yet
>>9109145
It's mostly to save they're own asses just in the off chance something bad would happen.
With most brands of ketchup it has so much salt, sugar and acid that it won't spoil at room temperature for a very long time.
>they're
dijon mustard is pretty good as a condamnit.
>>9109187
Dojin mustard?
>>9109204
>Dojin mustard
pardon me. do you have any grey poupon?
Bearnaise needs to be made into a regular condiment to put on everything.
>>9109230
Never heard of it
>>9109230
>Bearnaise
looks..... fattening
>>9109224
No. I've never even heard of it.
>>9109251
Got anything new for me today?
>>9109230
what is that?
butter and eggs?
>>9109251
good day, to you sir.
you've never heard of grey poupon?
what are you, savage?!
>>9109262
>you've never heard of grey poupon?
I haven't either, honestly
>>9109245
It's like hollandaise sauce, but with tarragon, and a couple of other little tweaks...
>>9109247
Probably.
>>9109262
Butter, eggs, shallots, white wine vinegar, tarragon, and lemon juice. Mostly butter and eggs though.
It's mainly eaten over steak, but to be honest, it goes well with everything.
>>9109259
You're so incredibly interested in me bun, but I can't say I know too much about you other than you work in a werehouse.
What sort of picture do you want?
>>9109262
Oh you know I am.
>>9109295
I havent heard of those either
The monsters that are your parents keep everything from you.
>>9109281
>>9109296
uncultured. the lot of you!
it's pretty much just fancy mustard. nothin special.
>>9109295
sounds like it. lol.
you know what else goes on pretty much everything? russian dressing.
>>9109296
I work at a factory and do you have any pets or maybe just a picture of your shit posting station.
Oh, another factory worker.
>>9109312
Heya Darwin, almost didnt see your post..
I don't think I've ever ate anything too fancy, honestly..
>>9109306
Alright, you ever eaten Eggs Benedict? Hollandaise is the sauce used in Eggs Benedict. Tarragon is an herb, and one of the key differences between Hollandaise and Bearnaise.
>>9109313
Slavs like Mayo a whole lot, which is fucking gross, even if the process of making it is similar to making Hollandaise or Bearnaise (with the key difference of using FUCKING OIL instead of butter).
>>9109317
My shitposting station is anywhere, but heres a coffee machine
>>9109328
You will fix this some day; that is my hope.
>>9109357
This image looks like a reference.
>>9109336
bruh. mayo is just eggs and oil.
on its own or in excess it is nasty, but it goes with pretty much everything.
>>9109368
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, I think. Some GARBAGE.
>>9109357
Maybe someday
>>9109374
How horrible.
>>9109368
>>9109374
>>9109387
You will know these delights intimately. You will notice things that you never knew were there before: birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
>>9109392
Of course you would know.
yare yare daze.
>>9109357
>>9109413
You should go visit him and rent a hotel and hang out for awhile it's only a six hour drive.
>>9109429
Because you want pictures?
>>9109413
That sounds wonderful
Back again.
>>9109429
>>9109438
>>9109438
Of coarse not, there wouldn't be time for pictures with the amount of fun you two would be having with each other in person.
I want pictures.
>>9109479
Yes, so much fun
>>9109464
yo.
>>9109468
He is always trying to bully.
>>9109479
I thought all the kids documented every part of their social interactions these days.
>>9109464
>>9109504
How're you
>>9109515
It's why there was a huge panic over child porn when that instagram app got hacked.
>>9109523
>>9109536
Fucking Russians.
>>9109515
It's dieing off already, it's mostly rich people doing it anymore.
Better yet you could just drive up there and pick him up and have him stay at your place for a week.
>>9109540
Mighta been snapchat or something, not instagram.
I can't remember.
The one where the picture only exists for 30 seconds or something.
basically it turns out the picture was still on the server after that timer, and when someone hacked it they gained access to huge amounts of cheese pizza
>>9109555
I think I would have some angry people after me.
>>9109562
That would be Snapchat, yeah. A lot of people from here wanted me to download it. Never gave in.
>>9109585
>I think I would have some angry people after me.
They would assume we were dating, which I don't know if that would be true or not
And my step-dad is very homophobic