HG Thread

>>9091721
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAEIPkwBQs

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>>9091723

You wish to visit a Club for fun? I do not believe anyone has made such a thing around these parts.

>Holds you by the waist and tosses you into the air
>Catches you as your fall back down
>Sets you back on your feet

How was that? A moment of amusement, no?

Rin.

>>9091687
girth

Hoshi.

Spike.

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>>9091754
Haaaaai?!

>>9091741
Are we a music thread now?

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>Suzgets a message on her phone

Sunset.

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>>9091762
>Suz
>Getting anything
>

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>>9091743
>she giggles after the playful tossing
Why yes it was a moment of fun, you seem to be a very amusing person, don't you think, Miss? oh my, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Ruby Gloom, and you are?

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>>9091760
Got some a e s t h e t i c psuedo 80's hits?

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>>9091759
Why did you delete you me on discord, I thought I was your chummy pal. How will I harvest more info now?

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>>9091762
oh wow she's leaning against a wall to rest her butt and is loving the comfy feel
good for her
Sometimes you have to be desperate with how you rest your ass and against the wall is all you got
I would squat personally

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>>9091776
no you have to be a cummy pal!
best pals no homo!

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>>9091772
>She hesitates before explaining her name

I have a strange name, C.C.

You pronounce it like C2.

Of course, what would I be if I were able to entertain myself but not others?

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>>9091773
Er, no. But i do have what this.
https://youtu.be/LdPyYze2NIA

>>9091783
Made me chuckle

>>9091791
Here's a really swell tune, andre


https://youtu.be/ejUcnpwNDLs

>>9091790
damn I must be seeing two because you're a real knockout

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>>9091790
Well howdy Miss C.C! Hope you are having a nice day.

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>>9091791
I used to think this band was just a meme.

Used to.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4

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>>9091790
No no, you pronounce it like "sissy"

>>9091750
>>9091696
>>9091697
>>9091708
>>9091713
thanks for the help. i think its one of these, but i dunno lol

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>>9091809
I've slapped many famous men for making such jokes at my expense.

>>9091814
>Sharply pinches your waist
Silence. You make it really hard for me to introduce myself.

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>>9091812
>Even thinking it in the first place
You're a fucking subhuman.

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>>9091750
oooooh yeaaaaaaaaaah
check out the girth of my balls
look at them
delicious

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>>9091831
>there's a skeleton inside him

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>>9091826
...everybody makes mistakes.

opinions on greeting posts?

>>9091847
Still won't work if your rp is shit.

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>>9091847
>jumps into thread
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>9091840
Agreeable. You get one.
>>9091847
If well thought out, they can be good.

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>>9091847
A good way to start a conversation, but do make an entrance like Aang did.

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>>9091847
Comedy's the best route to take.

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>>9091860
>he remembers how Aang would write a unique paragraph every time he made a greeting post
Unique entrances is for nice boys
it was pretty swell

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>>9091867
Yeah, it's a good way to flex your rping muscles, Aang was fun.

>>9091867
Why arent you at school fagboi

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>>9091822
ughhhh!

>>9091867
Now you made me remember that one time he literally copy pasted the story of the first avatar from the wiki as RP.

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>>9091866

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>>9091877
I wish I had rping muscles... I'm pathetic
>>9091880
uhhhh, cuz your not a nice guy
bam
gotem
>>9091885
kek
he was kinda dumb
but his obi was good

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>>9091889
You bring a compelling argument, anon
I don't think I can disprove this

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>>9091811
A nice day? Nice days are nice. I've had more bad days than nice days. I can say playing around with people and causing an occasional conflict would make a few days nice for me. What would make a nice day for you? Maybe there's something we can do together?

>>9091881
You are the sissy here. You, don't forget that.

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>>9091889
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_C0IjjEz2E

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>>9091889

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>>9091900
grrrrrrr

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>>9091900
I suppose... Nice things make for a nice day for me. Say, what's your favorite creature of the night?

>>9091902
What are the green runes?

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>>9091930
One word summaries of the team members

>>9091912
hah, sissy

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>>9091902

>>9091943
Huey, Dewey, and Louie?

>>9091943
Shit, Gay and Ugly?

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>>9091952
My man.

>>9091956
Something like that.

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>>9091930
left one says "young"
Middle one is "beauty"
Right one says "common"
But they're really hard to make out so they're probably wrong
>>9091946
shut up

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>>9091960

>>9091974
SISSY BOY

>>9091960
I guess you don't have a translation, then?
I'm curious.

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>>9091912
Look at me, child.

>Nudges the bottom of her chest upwards with the back of her hand

I am a true woman. Do you really believe that you have the right to call me a sissy?

>>9091918
A logical question... My favorite creature of the night? I suppose owls. Not once in my life have I had a problem with owls. They did help me when I was having trouble warding off the rats from nibbling on my limbs.

>>9091974
Nah, you got it mate.

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>>9091987
...
yeah

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>>9091974
>>9091983
Danbooru says 'Young, Beauty, and Advance'

>>9091978
>?

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>>9091998
Aikawa speaks moonrunes though

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>>9091987
What a lovely choice, Madam, mine would be the bat, so cute and adorable.

Oh would you mind if I go and do something right now, I do feel a bit hungry from having woken up two hours ago.

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>>9092009
Just sayin'

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>>9092009
No I don't
I don't have the time to learn moonrunes.

>>9091974
>>9091998
I dunno. "Common" seems to fit pretty well.
Thanks for the translation.

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>>9091998

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>>9092028
Beautiful

>>9092009
Aikawa speaks the language of true gods and men.

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>>9092030

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>>9091994
>Slaps a hot pizza on top of your head
There's no changing you...

>>9092010
Very well, we will meet again.

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>>9092030
>>9092037

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>>9092046

>>9092035
Deutsch

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>>9092042
Thank you, can you get closer before I go?

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>>9092035
So, aikawa speaks trap?
>>9092025
Teach us the language of the trap.
>>9092023
You mean you're just saiyan.

>tfw pretty much the most powerful person here
It fucking sucks

Check 'em

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>>9092042
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9092067
SÜßE ANIME MÄDCHEN

>>9092073
t. eggman-kun

Rin.

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>>9092065
>C.C. leans closer
>Enough for her hair to brush you as she stops

Close enough?

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>>9092067

>>9092067
Here is the first phrase you must master

Damn son, where'd you find this?

Pin

>>9092073
But I wonder if you could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

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>>9092049

Lit

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>>9092087
>kisses cheek
Yes, goodbye!
>walks away

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>>9092058
Can I have some...
I'm hungry

does... does anyone have food?

>>9092096
>Lit

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>>9092088
Fucking made me spit out my water again fuck you

>Our thread feels a surge of hot air blasting through the gaps of a locked doo.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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>>9092105
Why, I just fried up a batch!

>>9092115
Delet this

>>9092093
I could fucking run circles around that nigga.

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>>9092127

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>>9092088
This is the best. Have another one that you can dick around with.
>>9092090
Got it.
Here's a question for you. Why are Germans usually so angry?

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Kek

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>>9092115
>he starts to chow down heavily, grease dripping down his face and hands, as he devours the "chicken" at an alarming rate
DEWISHISH ISH SHO MOUSCH
>he says with a full mouth

>>9092134
Now I'm confused and mildy aroused.
Delet this?

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>>9092097
>She stands, frozen in place for a moment before her stoic face breaks into a subtle smile

>>9092148
peedoo

>>9092139
Getting blamed for two world wars will do that for you.

>Ruby x C.C.
Huh. Doesn't do anything to me.

Thot

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>>9092139
I would if I wasnt busy laughing at the face I see here

>>9092161
Looks disapproving.

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>>9092111
Here you forgot the hand

>>9092161
Looks grumpy.

>>9092155
Boring ship

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>The locked door is kicked open and falls apart, only to reveal

Where the food at? Don't tell me you planned on having a picnic without me now.

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>>9092144
>The bucket of fried wonder never seems to dwindle
Anothah satisfied customah! Don't worry none about payin, that time will come soon enough I reckon.

>>9092127
Backsass me again, and you very well might be starin down the most ornery sight you evah did see!

>>9092155
What does it for you, then?

>>9092172
And forgot the knee

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>>9092151
>Shrugs.
>>9092161
Looks like a grumpy face.

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>>9092181
What do you mean by my time soon enough
>he's still chowing down uncontrollably

>>9092181
> the most ornery sight you evah did see!
A wrinkly old man.

>>9092110
>>9092179
You kicked in the door, but you forgot to kick in the doo.

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>>9092168
>>9092172
>>9092195
bruh
look at this dood

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>>9092195
I want to bully Parsee

>ywn watch Yukine devour a hearty meal that you prepared for him...

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>>9092216
Delete this.

>>9092216
>that face
Ayy lmao

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>>9092224
says who
>>9092227
w-what's wrong with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H27Ul9ZsHk topfuckinglel
instant karma

>>9092232
Someone who wants to keep being straight.

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>>9092209
Well look at that, you're right.
>He kicks the doo out of the passageway where the door once was, letting a probably endangered species have to fend for itself in the harsh wasteland that is trash/
Run along now little doo, before someone makes deep fry outta you!
>Only for our redhead to turn back to the anon
Seriously what IS that smell? Fried Chicken?

YA LAUGH
YOU LOSE!
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME

I want to see Aikawa's boobs desu.
He's knows what I'm talking about :^)

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>>9092247

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>>9092197
There's a mighty storm a brewin in the west. Wind gonna roll on in, and sweep us all away. Nothin to be done about it, nothin can be done about it. Eat up son, eat up.

>>9092208
I did warn ya boy, ya can't say I didn't! Went and got me all riled up
>A loud crack pierces the air as the Colonel's back grows nearly a foot, snapping over like a dry twig. His elderly features boil and melt, skin pooling at his feet.

>>9092294
>His elderly features boil and melt, skin pooling at his feet.
...
Is this nigga fucking God or something?

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>>9092232

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>>9092304

>>9092307
Are you flipping me off?

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>>9092294
Jesus christ he's going full super sanders on us.

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>>9092260
>>9092179
>A horrifying abomination clad in a tidy white Kentucky Colonel suit shoots you a curious glance, every movement jerky, as though its bones were snapping in and out of place. It growls in a distinctly southern drawl
Wait in line boy. Ain't your turn for service

>>9092302
A hundred twenty seven yeahs on this Earth son, only thirty seven since I passed. Might as well call a newbohn Lazarus

>>9092322
n-no

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>>9092216
Do not
I'm looking t this grumpy face.

Billy Jack ava when

go fuck yourself
you know who you are

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>>9092332
>The young man materialises two red hot chakrams, with which he spins about casually.
I thought this was a fast food joint not a food bank.

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>>9092342
Fund it

....tch

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>>9092400

>>9092342
Ch'p ava when

...ech

>>9092413
>3046
why

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>>9092394
>The monstrosity twitches its lips into a tortured imitation of a grin.
Fast alright, fastest damn chicken you evah seen before!
>Slowly, a mangled arm cracks toward you, large bucket of original recipe sitting atop it

...acht

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God damn it's really cold here.

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>>9092423
Why do you care?

>>9092429
...neun

>>9092439
>kissu

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>>9092439
>drapes a big warm jacket over your shoulders

ye boi's here.

>>9092440
it just seems
excessive

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>>9092428
And the price? No-one has any money here so it MUST be something else.

>>9092449
Show your damn face

>>9092439
>>9092448
OH MY GOD GUYS
SUZ X PARSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9092463
Later, when I get off work.

Don't have any of me folders atm.

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>>9092439
>he attempts to warm the girl by casting a firewall next to her
Don't get too close to it now.

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

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>>9092429

>>9092468
DOUBLE NTR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9092439
Let's fug to warm you up

>>9092479
This pasta has been written by someone who's never experienced sex in his life.

>>9092468
>>9092485

Why are you laughing? If you're getting cucked, just dump your bitch and find another one.

Smart move Suz

>>9092439
Put on a jacket then.
>lights up a cigarette
Dumb cunt.

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>>9092451
Price always been accounted for, nevah been too much for one man to pay.
>Suddenly, its entire body twists around, coiling up like a spring. His head swells, eyes bulging, veins popping out. The deformed cranium bursts, pieces of original recipe spewing from his neck in a shower, home style gravy spraying from the mutated arteries

Colonel Sanders is a fucking monster dude, what the fuck.

Hey Beter

>>9092524
Nani the fuck

>>9092524
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVbOSEsJNo

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>>9092524

>>9092512
Enjoy lung cancer.
>blows vapes cloud at you
Dumb cunt

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>>9092448
>Parsee holds onto the coat and gives Suz a heart warming smile.
Thank you.
>>9092477
>Parsee backs away from the fire wall since the heat from it was too much for her to handle suddenly.
T-too hot.

Are Kamina or Martin here?

>>9092587
helo it is i iiya

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>>9092533
>>9092547
>>9092552
>>9092569
>A gentle voice, carried by the wind, whispers across the grisly scene
Finger lickin' good

>>9092587
Can't you tell by the level of shitposting?

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>>9092572
>Suz returns the gesture briefly, returning attention to the cigarette hanging from her lips.

Anytime. Gotta be one step ahead of the weather you know?

I-i think i lost my appetite for kfc now

>>9092608
>Faints

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>>9092587
Ai ai Kamina des

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>>9092524
>his face when he has clearly seen too much for this shit.
Just, what ARE you?
>>9092572
Thanks~

>>9092620
Fuck off. If anyone gets to fug Parsee, it's me.

>>9092629
Nevermind, it's resolved.

>>9092629
Why do you hate me
I know you do

>>9092653
who are you

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>>9092608
God dammit sanders you got me, you got me good.

>>9092626
Should've been having Popeye's from the start

>>9092661
I'm you but stronger

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>>9092643
REMEMBER WHEN THE NTR MEME WAS SO FRICKIN FUNNY

I SURE DO

>>9092670
Then I feel sorry for you.

>>9092665
But spinich is rank

>>9092610
I get Kamina, but Martin? He's like the purest fag.

>>9092677
>teleports behind you.
No, I feel sorry for you

Aussa stop shitposting.

>>9092697
Shut up Aikawa

>>9092681
Oh no, I was only referring to the former. Martin's alright.

>>9092682
Not if I feel sorry for you first!
>feels so sorry

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>>9092650
W-Well what was it?

>>9092653
No I don't.

>>9092711
kamina where have you been?

>>9092702
N-NANI?!?!?!?
>feels sorry for you at lightspeed
>slice you with the Regret Sword

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>>9092620
That's kind of hard when mother nature is a bitch and will decide to turn everything on its head.
>>9092633
that was not a compliment!

>>9092711
Stop posting images of me, you faggot.

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>>9092721
Don't worry too much about it. Just gotta feel her out, find out what kinda mood she's in.

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>>9092715
Finals coming up, so I've been resorting to the very occasional lurk.

>>9092726
Sorry, won't happen again.

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>>9092721
Easy, no need to get so heated I was just joking.

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>>9092752
Kike.

>>9092752
Your friend is in /erp/
>>9092755
tell them to stop.

>>9092776
Why do you care?

>>9092790
Because Tnd should leave /trash/

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Post yfw

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>>9092752
Now that's really lewd.
>>9092764
It wasn't a funny joke.

>>9092810
Again, why do you care?

>>9092819
>posting images of cucked SJWs

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>>9092819

>>9092810
What did TND do to upset you so much?

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>>9092766
Remember. With Jews, you lose.

>>9092830
That's diplomacy.

>>9092776
Why? That's like, her thing.

>>9092719
>cuckles
It is too late. I had already felt sorry for you before you were born.

>>9092834
That's a picture of past Bill, he is seperate from current timeline Bill

>>9092880
Once you turn into a SJW cuck, it infects you in every single timeline, at all periods of time, even in the past, it still makes him a SJW cuck.

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>>9092859
How many times do I need to shove you into the oven?

>Screams into the night air
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>9092897
That's not how timelines work, don't be such a faggot because we ended up in the darkest timeline

>>9092676
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE EVER FUNNY?
I DON'T BECAUSE I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT MOMENT

>>9092940
that's what makes the cuckening of people so devastating, that's how it works.

>>9092959
Newfag

>>9092935
>Punches you in the face
I fucked your wife. Now stay away from me and my wife's son.

>>9092996
Joke's on you, I fucked your wife's son.

>>9092935
>fucking stabs.

Say hi to >>9092916

>>9092752
>does the helicopter dick

>>9093016
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>tackles u

>>9092935
t. Hoshi

>>9093020
>>9093041
>Fucking dies from being tackled and stabbed simultaneously.

>>9093055
Thats what I thought you cuck.

I AM THE LORD OF ALL ANONS.

ALL ANONS MUST NOW BOW TO ME AND MY WIFE'S HUSBAND.

>>9093093
>Fucking stabs

>>9093093
>shoots

>tacklehugs

post lewds

>>9093126
Blaaaagh.
>Huggus the anon and bleeds all over him

>>9093150
>Falls over and bleeds all over your ankles

I want to fuck parsee

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>>9092929
Over and over until you stop screwing it up.

>>9093034
>this impresses the chick

>>9093155
>glomps

OwO

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>>9093159

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>>9093202

>>9093202
>breeds

>>9093175
Ayy bb, want som fug?

>>9093209
L-lick my clit

>Flexes and expands his muscles
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>Screams and excretes a thin blue aura

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>>9093221

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>this entire thread
>this entire community
It's still the same boring people doing the same boring RP with the same boring shitposts everywhere. No wonder this place is dead as fuck anymore.
Stay shit, HG.

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>>9093221

>>9093221
>stares
this nigga a super sayain or some shiet

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>>9093209

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>>9093242
Are you sure about that?

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>>9093159

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>>9093248
I want to eat her peaches

>>9093251
HOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>9093242
Why dont you improve it faggot and lead by example?

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>>9093251

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Does this imagine remind you guys of the artsyle in JJBA?

How many GFs have you had, HG?

>>9093233
VINCE LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN

>>9093242
See you tonight.

>>9093251
Oh that's fucking disturbing.

>>9093281
yo is that a....

>>9093308
...

>>9093318
...

>>9093320
...

>>9093327
JoJo reference?

BREAK THE SILENCE

>>9093327
... a goergy porgie crazy quest?

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>>9093288

Which avafags do you miss, hg?

>>9093356
me

>>9093332
Oh. Well, fuck me.

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>>9093267
>>9093278
>>9093301
Kesshite wasurenai, ore wa itsumo mite iru.

>>9093373
*switches to english dub*

>>9093356
Matoi

>>9093356
Shinobu, Aang, Holo

>>9093373
Is that....A flower?

>>9093378
>kicks your dick and switches to the sub
Faggot.

>>9093387
>missing holo and shinobu

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>9093356
Kana

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>>9093373
>Hoshi has destroyed and burned the dubbed version of this recording

>>9093389
Hoshi-desu.

>>9093356
My fun.

>>9093387
Aang comes around once in a blue moon.

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>>9093251
The fuck you doing man?

>lifts infinity

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>>9093356
Jo

>>9093402
You are not very bright, are you?

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>>9093407
Enjoying the receiving end of a gloryhole.

>>9093408
OH MY GOD
IT'S BRAUN STROWMAN

>>9093402
"My fun." was a good guy

>>9093422

HOLY SHIT
ITS JASON BOURNE

>>9093398
I'll just have to do a fandub then.

"hey im hoshi lol"

>>9093421
Isnt his real name Kou tho

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>>9093442
Th-That's pretty accurate...

>>9093451
Don't bring up the name of that cucksucker in front of me again.

>>9093463
Kevin Winoto.

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>>9093434
Who are we going to see next in this HISTORIC Royal Rumble™ all available for free with the WWE Network™

>>9093463
Why? What about the name Kou offends you? Also,
>cucksucker

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>>9093471
Ara~? Winoto isn't a Korean name...

>>9093477
He's some rich, cocky kid with a stick up his ass. He should really hang himself by the tie, really.

>>9093488
SUNG KI-WOONG

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>Feel like getting pizza
>local one tastes better and is cheaper but have to walk and its roasting out.
>Dominos delivers but is expensive

What do?

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>>9093493
Aka Shigeru Motokuma.

Remember it, cherish it. Curse it.

>>9093497
Man up and walk for a better tasting and less expensive pizza.