Official pony thread
slow edition
see another direct them here.
>>9089100
>not owning a rice cooker
Oh.
they call me quick draw. I already have it whipped out before anyone can say no.
>>9089309
the pot isn't for the rice nigga, it's for the veggies I put in the rice
>>9089357
>Not owning a nice enough rice cooker where you can cook more than just rice
>>9089371
I'm gonna stop you there because of numerous things
I do have a pot but not my teflon pot so I'm being fussy, also I think people who put butter in appliances of any part are the worst
and I'd have to cook the rice and veggies separate anyway
basically you're being a fuck and I hate you
Interrogator is a BULLY.
Officially back home!
>>9089357
>>9089371
And not putting placing tender, succulent, delicious MEAT at the top of the pyramid of tasty treats? Gasp! Shame on you all
>eating rice
>>9089416
I use meat very, very infrequently
last time might have been...last year sometime
you weeby scumbags don't like rice
find that hard to believe
I only eat yakisoba.
ching chong suck my dong.
>>9089392
>using fucking oil to cook your veggies
>>9089454
implying I even know what that is
>>9089468
NOODLES
>>9089464
yes
motherfucking deal with it
>>9089474
aight
well I gotta go shopping at some point anyway for sure
>>9089437
Oh... I guess that's okayy
Dead animals make me sad anywho even if they're tasty!
My cat killed a bird last night so cleaning up the remains this morning, probably put me off meat for a day or two
>>9089464
>fucking oil
>????
>>9089485
Remember to document your shopping experience for us.
Interrogator is such a pushover.
>>9089496
This is why you put a bell on them.
so the cats can't do that.
>>9089549
taco bell keeps its dumpster in the kitchen though.
>>9089509
>>9089485
Yeah! take lots of photos! OH! especially near the bathroom and changerooms. We promise BAD will happen
>>9089529
The bell fell off actually... annnnd I felt bad with the poor thing having to choke under that collar day and night. He needed to be free! Plus, he's a big boy - he killed a possum once even with his collar soooooo there wasn't much of a point to it anymore.
>>9089549
Dogs are nice but high maintenance. If you have others who could look after it with you, it'd be a breeze though!
>>9089584
yeah I'm shopping for bolt cutters and a prybar
>>9089592
that reminds me, lot of kids in this neighborhood
I bet the landlord will let me use the furnace room as a darkroom if I ask nice and he doesn't ask anything
>>9089592
Holy shit really?
is your cat like, 3 foot tall or some shit?
>>9089600
you bring a tear to my young khajiit eye.
>>9089592
as for the dog, yeah I was thinking the same thing. I'd rather have a pet with two people. Something about this place feels lonely.
>>9089619
well idk what a khajiit is but I do like it when young animals cry
Gonna have one last clop before bed. Who to?
Well, then.
>>9089600
Bolt cutters and a prybar? Where ya breakin' into?
>>9089618
I don't know how he managed! I even hid the body under a tub to remove later on but the corpse had disappeared by the time I came back. He's reeeeeeeeal crafty! He's even opened up the food cupboard a few times in the past
>>9089624
I always recommend cats since they dont need much training and can look after themselves. A lot of people raise their cats as indoor pets too so being outside isn't a necessity for them
>>9089630
it's a cat person.
known for abusing hallucinogens, and thievery.
>>9089656
do it to fillies.
>>9089656
breaking into the taco bell kitchen for scraps
apparently
>>9089677
I would a cat, maybe, except for the smell and the hair.
>>9089689
I actually have read prequel, despite not playing any of the games
>>9089689
I miss Morrowind
>>9089677
Balsy too, to take on a bloody possum
>>9089703
the games are good desu.
>>9089705
you should play it again.
>>9089733
yeah probably, I'm just not much of a gamer. tend to overinvest in one thing
here's my sweet ass fallout builds
http://imgur.com/a/KCEUK
>>9089705
>>9089733
Hey guys Todd here, I'm glad you enjoyed my games thanks for pa.. playing them.
>>9089744
You should really consider buying skyrim and morrowind great award winning games.
>>9089753
yeah, thanks for the free copy of skyrim remastered.
>>9089744
aw shit.
that's impressive.
>>9089765
piracy is a better option.
>>9089765
I may stock up when the summer sale starts but right now I got higher rent and a foreign trip planned, and basically just want to keep expenses to a sane minimum right now
>>9089780
ikr
>>9089780
>>9089765
>Puting Skyrim on the same level as Morrowind
Also tell Michael Kirkbride to stop writing fanfics
>>9089789
No problem friendo, hope you enjoy those games when you pick them up.
>>9089809
I'm sorry are we going to have a problem
>>9089792
suck my thorny khajiit cock!
make a daggerfall remastered and change absolutely nothing but the graphics you prick!
>>9089851
Look into my eyes kiddo
>>9089826
>>9089863
gazing~
>>9089879
what do you see?
>>9089886
darkness imprisoning me!
all that I see, absolute horror!
>>9089914
When you look into my eyes you can see that mountain and climb it.
>>9089886
>>9089874
>>9089937
>>9089924
I can see the white-gold tower.
can I go to cyrodill?
>>9089950
Of course just pick up oblivion or The Elder Scrolls: Online
>>9090000 (checked)
fuck you. the bloom in oblivion burns my eyes.
I could also go there in arena. which is free.
>>9090018
JUST BUY MY GAMES!!!!!!!
>>9090031
I bought morrowind.
TWICE!
if you want to peddle games to me, just make them like morrowind.
>>9090048
if you just open the door I could show you the similarities fallout 4 has to morrowind.
Why do you always misspell "angry"?
>>9090065
who the fuck cares about fallout?
give me them catgirls.
>>9090078
Come on dude just let me in I'm sure we can find some mods to help.
>>9090090
is there a mod that will give me a full refund for fallout 4?
>When Interrogator ignores you
>>9090018
This.
And the character models in Oblivion look like Cabbage Patch Kids
>>9090113
Why would you want to refund an award winning game like Fallout 4, also thanks for your purchase.
>>9090119
I'm sorry?
>>9090122
I didn't buy it desu.
but I have played it.
not impressed.
>>9090119
even the catgirls.
how do you mess up a catgirl?
>>9090128
you should be.
>>9090116
This Interrogator person sounds pretty cool I bet he's even bought all my games.
>>9090135
This is awful, what you are doing.
>>9090128
I didn't say anything.
>>9090133
I'm sorry sir could you repeat for the record how you obtained Fallout 4?
>>9090145
my friend has no taste.
also a ps4. and a copy of fallout 4.
I played it for, like, 10 hours. it was horrible.
>>9090152
I've patched the game many times since then you should buy it and give it another try.
>>9090161
once was enough.
>>9090174
I think we need to talk in private
>>9090161
Can you patch away hollow gameplay that caters to a casual audience?
>>9090178
/picks up the phone
moshi moshi
>>9090183
BUY MY GAME YOU FUCK
>>9090181
That's what are great community of modders are for
>>9090195
ow...
today is a national tragedy. man.
don't be yellin at people over the phone!
>>9090208
come on man just buy it, it'd really help.
>>9090204
Are you admitting the unpaid modders are doing a better job then you, Todd?
C'mon now, you're better then that
>>9090218
No of course not we purposefully left spaces for modders to easily build off of hahahha.
daily scootapost
>>9090177
listen here u little shit
Well I'm going to bed see ya guys later.
>>9090235
I worked very hard on this costume...
>>9090249
Dream of Todd~
>>9090249
OH!! but you only just got back! You missed the Todd Howard AMA
Bye bye
>>9090244
>>9090278
where were you
>>9090325
Here. and in my room watching some cartoons.
>>9090402
sweet just went through the millimeter scan
i like to get the biggest boner possible before going through
>>9090596
heh
i wonder if thety can see that
>>9090637
the millimeter wave scan basically makes a 3d map of your naked body to see if you are hiding anything and then some agents gather round the screen in the back and masturbate
>imagine
>>9090655
>>9090655
eerie
>>9090820
the attendant left the manifest on my seat
she was none too pleased to find me leafing through it
thirty minutes to game time, some light meditation followed by coffee and sit-ups is in order
>>9091000 chekt
I too like to meditate. Usually on the subjects if life, love and peace. For about three seconds. Then I feel silly and do something else.
>>9091084
that's not the sort i meant but i bet the type i meant lasts even less time for you. if you are to mediatate in that way you will get more out of it if you try to emulate siddhartha.
i meant for you though, this is the biggest day of your life and it all begins in less than three minutes
also that image needs to be flipped i have done it with some in the file i like when they look at the posts sometimes remind me to do it later thanks in advance
I'm home.
How're you lot?
hello rap, have a pleasant day?
>>9091212
went for a walk for just over 3 hours with a mate at a local broadwalk.
It helped a bit with my anxiety so overall yeah feeling better overall.
>>9091212
Yourself?
How're you going?
Keeping busy?
>>9091170
Hiya Rap!!!
I'm doin' good, just ate lunch, gonna have some coffee, then gonna get back to studying and a lil reviewing for my exam tomorrow and the one after tomorrow
>>9091294
Cool, I wish you the best of luck :3
>>9091450
Thx! :3
u got a holiday tomorrow?
>>9091489
Today actually, it's 10:46pm now for me, it was labour day, which I think is the day the labour party first formed however many years ago.... I think.... I could be fuckin wrong about that but who gives a shit, public holiday woo!
lol.
I wasn't working either way so its just a day for me unfortunately.
>>9091512
oh right! yea here also a holiday, so I guess that gave me an extra day to study and prepare so yay for that!
I heard that in Australia not all states give the day off today but on some other day..not sure how accurate that is
>>9091569
It's pretty accurate.
There were 2 or 3 public holidays that were all on different days depending on the state you were in.
Labour day and the Queens holiday are the two I know of, but I'm unsure if there are others.
They have started trying to bring them all in line with each other though I dunno how successful they'll be on that.
>>9091569
yep, west australia's labor day is in march
>>9091617
Is the labour day holidays based on when the party came into the state at all?
or am I just off by a country mile on that one?
>>9091617
>>9091624
Labour Day / May Day is a public holiday held on different dates in different Australian states. It has its origins in the eight hour day movement, which advocated eight hours for work, eight hours for recreation, and eight hours for rest.
Close enough
>>9091244
That's just absolute swell. It definitely helps to get out and about.
>>9091598
>>9091617
Oh I see!
Yea I guess everyone's got their own system, also yea would be interesting to see them make the holiday on the same day
Given my country's literally the size of a dot on the map, we don't have states to have different regions and regulations so we all stick to May 1 for the holiday
>>9091668
My brother brought some girl or other over and I couldn't handle a stranger in the house sharing the room with me so I had to leave basically and my mate helped me out.
>>9091677
I think it varies in Aus based on when the state itself adopted it.
There's some restrictions on it too, like, if it falls on a saturday or sunday, you get the monday off still and stuff like that.
wa's is first monday of march
>>9091710
True... I might be thinking of different public holidays, or a general rule about them, or maybe there isn't a set monday in qld, I dunno, I've never cared enough about it to find out desu.
>>9091704
Guess so
Yea, that applies to most countries too I think
anyways, I'm gonna get back to studying now, laters!
I'm heading to bed myself, night /b/read, have a good one.
>>9091886
Have a good one Canon.
>>9091896
Nighty!
attention pls
thank you
>>9092585
>>9092667
rawr xD
>>9092705
>>9092714
your new streetname
>>9092765
it's better than the stupid one everyone calls me
>>9092833
don't you have a few?
i can't rember them right now sorry only elvis comes to mind i don't think wero counts. what else?
>>9092848
el zeta..
>>9092924
Hm
this raises more questions than it answers
is there something you aren't telling me
wtf is this the /b/read thread? what is your purpose here? you already accomplish your goal of making MLP popular.
>>9093007
I feel like I've told you this before and had to explain it. Was at a funeral where a lot of family and friends of the family were here at our ranch and I showed up, I usually carried a colt SAA in my holster and I don't remember what happened but someone was acting like an idiot when I showed up and kinda just gave them a look and suggested to my friends to get them out of here and a close friend found it really amusing and was saying I was just 15yo but acted like an old man, they were really talkative but we got along well and then later when I showed up he referred to me as that name and people started laughing. Even made me laugh because at the time that group was running around on the other side getting a really nasty reputation and the name kind of implied I was a just like them, it was pretty stupid and the name stuck and people just call me that all the time now.
>>9093066
Our mission is never complete.
>>9093256
totally have not told me that
and i can see how it might be annoying to be grouped with them but it does give you a certain street cred
>>9093066
CURRENT TASK: destroy all lifeforms
Remember to hug your Skitty.
Remember to steal skitty's things and store them all in one place with a creepy shrine.
>>9093778
No, bad Anon!
>>9093766
>>9093778
>>9093827
lol
>>9093778
When he comes across them rape can happen too?
>>9093914
Doesn't his butt belong to Nick, or whatever his name was?
>>9093960
That's why it will be rape.
>>9093980
>Raping another man's man
>>9093999
chex
>>9093990
maybe this whole rape thing isn't for you.
Or is it?
Zeta porfis.
>>9095668
Heya Darwin, how are you today
>>9095709
I am not any worse than yesterday, so I count that as a win. My breakfast has not materialized in front of me. I might need to do something about that soon. How about you?
I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality, ask me anything while i'm in my lab.
>>9095776
I haven't eaten either, still in a bit of pain as per usual
I just remembered my mother has fibromyalgia
After a google search I found out its heriditary, so that's more than likely the problem
>>9095921
>tfw I inherited aspergers from my dad and fibromyalgia from my mom
>>9095977
Your sweetness is all your own, though.
>>9095993
Aww, thanks babe
>>9095895
>>9096166
>eating
>not inhaling liquefied nutrition to supplement the maintenance of homeostasis
>>9096020
Just what I see.
>>9096166
Consuming the remains of other beings is the only joy I have in life.
Actually, fuck that. Eating is God damn annoying.
Anyone ever live on a bay island before?
I did for a short while, my car ended up sounding like a mobile pig slaughterhouse because apparently you have to wash your car at least once every 3 hours or the salt in the air totally wrecks everything.
>>9096258
Sounds terrible. Fortunately, I've lived in the mainland US all of my life.
>>9096422
I was just thinking about it cause i used that car again and it sounds terrible...
>>9096736
hungry
head hurts
throat hurts
arm hurts
at least I have over 200 adventure time episodes to watch
>>9096925
is it gay to masturbate
>>9096969
>6969
>>9096998
NICE
some people think mountains are funny.
I think they're hill areas.
Time to find my katana.
sorry. I ran out of coffee, so I'm a little depresso.
>>9096925
Go to doctor or die!
>>9097282
So take an espresso, so you have time for more esso desso mofesso!
I'll join you.
>>9097320
what?
>>9097395
stream it.
>>9097395
>>9097499
Lion penis.
>>9097499
I need to buy some equipment to commentate from the afterlife first.
>>9097565
>>9097565
>>9097594
ching chong bulldog dong
>>9097601
make it snappy!
:3c
..It's nothing
How are you doing? I just had lunch
>>9097633
It might not work too well, depending on how fast I can communicate via the Ouija board.
>>9097685
That is good. I had a smoked salmon sammich and now I suppose I will wait for someone to return so we can watch a movie or just awkwardly not communicate. Unsure as to what to do in the interim.
>>9097754
you know.
back in the days where people were hung from gallows. they used to place the rope around the right side of the neck. so that when the prisoner falls, the rope twists, and snaps their neck.
>>9097754
I see
The friend I usually do stuff with is asleep right now, so I'm not sure what to do right now either
>>9097633
Fong Gong bulldog strong
>>9097789
if you hang a man too high, his head will pop off too.
>>9097789
Public execution is a lost art now. I feel like they went easy on them. Prolonging the death still gives you some time to be filled with the terror that must come from knowing that in a few moments you will cease existing.
>>9097800
I am going to hazard a guess and say that you will play Warframe.
>>9097881
Would probably be thinking about silly things.
>>9097909
How the rope tickles.
>>9097881
and it instilled a healthy ammount of fear on the public. if you commit a crime, you may too be hanging from your neck.
>>9097844
metal asf.
at least near the end of the days of the gallows they didn't soak the noose in soapy water beforehand (to clean it).
the rope was slippery enough in one case where it didn't snap the perp's neck, but instead choked him to death, getting blood and shit all over the audience.
>>9097881
You have me on steam, you cheated
>>9097873
love that picture. Slightly higher res.
>>9098025
Or if you were a witch!
>>9098026
Oh, details.
>>9089272
I want a Nyx version of that image
>>9098281
I heard that some fuckin corn fungus that targeted girls specifically was the cause of the salem witch trials. cause it targeted specifically teenage girls, and drove them mad.
>>9098624
nyx?
New
York
Xenomorphs?
>>9098624
Mlpg pls go
Monday /b/read blues.
apparently there was a greenday documentary that came out recently.
>>9099253
Go on
>>9098670
No Nyx the qt pony oc
>>9099573
How good of a story would you say Past Sins is?
>>9099368
it's alright. I haven't finished watching it though.
I like how they talk about the classic LA punk scene and what its like juggling a career in punk rock, and being high school students.
it would be worth a watch, only if you are interested in the band and its members.
>>9099573
tell me more about xer.
>>9099615
Huh actually sounds interesting
>>9099818
it's here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOiQr6a9rs
later on they have the members talk about their experience rising to fame. pretty standard desu. it only panders to the PC crowd a little. which is saying a lot considering docs these days.
>>9099615
You just made Green Day sound like a shitty boy and with a tv show
>>9099897
isn't it?
I mean, it's just a pop-punk band, dude.
>>9099881
*draws a penis on your face*
never mind. they let the social justice take over near the very end.
>>9099944
why?
>>9099980
What level of social justice are we talking about?
>>9099938
Well yeah.
>>9100048
Because dicks belong on your face.
>>9099615
>tell me more about xer.
>>>/mlp/29983599
Nyx is the main character of the MLP:FiM fanfic "Past Sins". She used to be a popular pony for shitposting on /mlp/ until she was overtaken by Sarlight Glimmer.
>>9100065
they talk about homophobia during the reagan years, and having bands like "pansy division" play would freak people out. they have little moments like that peppered throughout. kinda wish they'd talk more about discovering the scope of their reach, and realizing their affect on the punk culture at the time.
but I guess not.
>>9100106
why not slap me with it, and leave a red mark instead of drawing one on?
>>9100118
I can see why. her design is ugly as sin.
How much longer till we get to hear about skittys job interview.
>>9100191
Aside from her headband her apperance all makes sense for the story to work.
>>9100191
>I can see why. her design is ugly as sin.
>>9100504
Even if Nyx had canon origins she'd still be ugly.
>>9100466
her design is still ugly as sin.
>>9100504
desu.
>>9100547
What do you expect for a pony created by one dude in the peak years of the fagdumb?
>>9100547
And yet people love nightmare rarity
>>9100504
I thought niggers were zebras.
>>9100118
One of these days I'm going to need to read Past Sins.
>>9100603
>mobile
Anyway, hard to be a lessar race when you're an alicorn. Not to mention all the ponies with white coats in the show could be counted on your hands.
>>9100618
Why bother reading something that is so criticised? You could use your time much more wisely.
>>9100575
nightmare rarity's design is actually attractive.
nyx is just generic, and not even in a graceful way. it's like that edgy black and purple OC that's desperately trying to look unique amongst other edgy black and purple OC's, mixed with the weird outsider nerdy girl who likes to read and is smart motif you see fucking everywhere.
>>9100547
>>9100572
>>9100575
>>9100603
These couple gifs were made out of frustration from faggots spamming Nyx requests in the /mlp/ drawthreads.
>>9100654
Because I like semi-trashy fanfics.
>>9100818
one guy
and you're him
>>9100964
Nope, sorry.
Isn't it funny how the morals in Past Sins are the same morals constantly violated by the ignorant who believe they are above Nyx.
You don't think it's funny? Huh, I thought it was pretty funny.
Hello /b/read
>>9101501
Hello!
your highness.
how are you today?
>>9101562
hello urshula how're you doing?
>>9101574
i'm fine just got back from librarry gotta go to bed early tonight because of an appointment tommorow how aboiut you/
>>9101636
I'm okay. A bit tired and just relaxing at the moment.
>>9101636
I see.
I'm aight. just plucking at the bass slowly getting used to all the frets being spaced so far apart.
>>9089272
Hm. /trash/ is a peculiar board.
>>9101721
well hope things go well for you :3
>>9101768
I've never gotten myself to learn an instrument it just seems more difficult than alot of other things i'm used to doing, well if you like it and want to use it I hope you git gud :3
>>9101868
id refer to this as a misc board but hai ^_^
>>9101868
How so? Is it the fact that it's better than /mlp/?
Hey Urshula, have you read Eakin's Hard Reset series? You should read the Hard Reset series, especially if you like Twilight.
>>9101921
Eh. I have lurked /mlp/ for a good while, the horsefuckers can be a very funny bunch. Haven't been there in forever though.
>>9101918
so are many boards nowadays. Yet, each is different.
Morningggggg
wowee the same thread is still here!
It really is a slow edition
>>9102136
you will see that when I do make a thread, they come exactly as advertised!
>>9102136
>>9102217
also good morning. how did you sleep?
>>9102217
>>9102236
I slept GREAT! I had a dream but now I can't remember the dream *gasp* do you ever have that where you have a dream that you can't rememeber? Oh gosh how silly of me to not rememeber my dream BUT DON'T WORRY because as soon as I remember my dream you'll be the first person to learn about it *gasp*
ooooohhh yes! I see! People listen to you! I can listen too!! I can be slow too! SUPER SLOW... well I have to go into the city soon anyways so I will be gone
Will you miss me when I'm gone?? You don't have to lie I know you will miss me everyone misses me *gasp*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OH and how are yooooou?
>>9102136
You should liven it up and tell us a bit about yourself.
Like what you're currently doing for a living.
>>9102417
Hello, pink one
>>9102417
heheh, definitely.
I'm alright. head hurts a bit, but it's no drama.
>>9102445
recommend me a movie.
STOP MEDDLING INTERROGATOR
>>9102482
Heavy Metal
>>9102556
good recommendation.
>>9102445
What am I currently doing?
wellllllllllllllllllllllll,
right now I work part time as I'm a university student. I work at a fast-food place which is really really fun!! althooooough, now that I work in fast-food I never want to eat fast-food... funny things happen behind the counter
Hopefully when I graduate I'll go work in a government department!! I know, so exciting! I'm excited, are you excited? I want to work in foreign affairs soooooooo I'm planning to travel overseas to study next year and learn a language too! I still don't know where to stay but WHO CARES! That's unimportant, right?
>>9102482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tIHECJcNo
Just watch this on loop instead
I strongly dislike this Pinkie Pie roleplayer.
Hey guys.
I'm back.
>>9102725
as excited as I am.
no.
think I'll rewatch repo man.
>>9102777
don't you dislike the majority of posters?
>>9102799
This is beside the point.
>>9102786
hola sailor.
what's up?
>>9102686
your costume was good, friend
>>9102786
Heya rap
..Are you alright?
>>9102686
It depends if you want to have to learn a hard language or an easy language and what kind of people/culture you want to have to work with.
>>9102777
n-nice trips
>>9102777
i like him.
>>9102777
I think he brightens the place up a little
Nice trips btw
>>9102827
>>9102837
I'm terribly sick, woke up at 2am and spent the next 2-3 hours vomiting and other stuff.
I managed to get back to bed around 5 am I think, but with my heart racing and anxiety and adrenaline and shit I couldn't get back to sleep till after 7 some time.
I was lucky enough to have a cat hug me back to sleep though.
Literally threw himself into me as hard as he could to be as close to me as possible, then purred himself to sleep.
>>9102686
what sort of gross things did you witness working in the fast food industry
>tfw no cat to curl up on you and purr
>>9102777
looks actually kinda endearing, that one. But it's not like I come here often either way.
>>9102931
aw. sorry to hear that, hon.
any idea what might have caused you to come down with the sickness?
>>9102931
Geez that really blows, was it something you ate?
>>9102931
Sorry to hear that
I hope you get better soon
>tfw a cat with no one to curl up to while purring.
>>9102948
My cat won't get close to me and hates being held, so I know that feel
Need new threas
Thread*
At least we have each other?
You can have each other when you create a new thread.
>>9103106
Indeed