Pony thread
>>9082244
Thanks!
>>9082244
>>9082135
Jesus you weren't joking when you said it'd be obvious
>>9082244
>c-checked
>>9082135
>>9082298
>>9082152
>>9082244
My oc as op, well I never
>Close To Hospital, Collage And Public Schools.
Not close enough it seems
>>9082339
It was about time don't you think?
>>9082349
Is suppose, yes! About Damn time!
>>9082135
Nice.
>>9082380
We could keep it going well into the foreseeable and unforeseeable future. How do I get a pass to show up I want to copy you
>>9082277
those pictures are legendary
and my power level is infinite
>>9082298
I never joke when it comes to arousing fillies
>>9082315
wat
>>9082400
ikr
>>9082427
I appreciate you.
>>9082423
Add since4pass to options in qr
>>9082320
Heya, sorry I missed this.
You'll get there eventually mate.
You've got it in you, just gotta push on through.
adn 2 left isn't much, you'll get there easy mode.
>>9082427
haha, I can see that now~
Post
>>9082244
waste of dubs
kys senpai.
>>9082483
it's only dubbs
why you haff to be mad
>>9082447
orly
why's that
>>9082460
the world has to know
I'm Days old: 12374
So are we fur fags or not?
I took a Valium and need to stay up, it's pay day
>>9082528
nice threes
did you do anything special on April 1st?
yes.
>>9082528
33.9 years?
Alright, Urshula, how would you feel about getting a more practical assignment?
>>9082577
checkm8
Need sleeps, nighty all!
>>9082460
no worries
Yea, hope I will, just about there!
nighty!
>>9082591
Watched the premiere of Rick and Mort and the creation of mlpol
>>9082620
Yep, now tell me when I was born, XD
>>9082657
Night Canon
>>9082657
Good night
>>9082667
Wow, on day 12345, very auspicious
hopefully prequel actually updates tonight. we already have a new side-story.
>>9082657
sleep well.
>>9082690
Lol
>>9082506
Just the way you are and stuff.
>>9082657
G'night!
>>9082625
I think it's up to you... Whatever you're comfortable with and is most convenient for you because I don't wanna bother you too much.
>>9082667
Tuesday, June 14, 1983 ?
>>9082699
so he's finally started doing it again?
>>9082751
15th
>>9082753
hopefully.
he promised he would.
>>9082761
Dammit... lol
Such a pain in the ass to archive pics on android
>>9082797
I'll give you credit for it, Damn close
>>9082830
Thanks! That was the result I got from https://www.wolframalpha.com/
suck the bat pony
>>9082748
I like the way I do things, but it's mostly unappreciated by plebs
Hello bread
>>9081465
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=gay+in+front+of+girls
>>9083336
How's it going?
>>9083336
oy gov.
>>9083366
I'm alright, waiting on a friend who wants to play a game with me, decided to see how bread was doing
>>9083336
Hey Pasta!
>>9083271
>>9083395
>>9083399
Sup
>>9083396
Enjoying a fresh loaf ourselves.
>>9083399
Burn it in holy fires from above.
>>9083336
Welcome back pasta
>>9083436
ready to celebrate the exact fuckin moment prequel updates.
what's up with you, dry man?
>>9083436
Not much!
>>9083442
Better?
>>9083529
Man, that frozen movie was terrible right the way through.
>>9082751
This would take a lot less work from me, but it might be a little bit more work for you than the previous two assignments. If you're willing to give yourself a little bit of a challenge, I'd like you to start by creating yourself a Github account (or an account on any public git repository, such as BitBucket or GitGud if you have a problem with Github in specific), and familiarizing yourself with how to use git commands over the next day or so.
>>9083499
Hi
>>9083520
Friend has me playing heroes of the storm again
>>9083576
I didn't realize that was a reference to Frozen... Whoops
>>9083336
Hehe, I love that tag.
I want to put little ponies in jars
>>9083656
nice.
I only have a vague idea what that is thouhg.
>>9083649
Do I have to make a public account?
>>9083926
I should be able to access it. I think GItGud and Bitbucket both offer free private repos.
>>9083656
So that's why you've been absent, hope you're at least having some fun.
>>9083676
at least now you understand my aversion to it :P
>>9083990
I don't know if I want to create a publicly accessible account...
>>9084257
How're you going?
>>9084092
Fair enough.
https://gitgud.io
Go make an account there. Create a private repo, play around with it until you can get used to the idea of committing, pushing, and pulling.
When you're ready, I'm going to have an assignment for you to develop, and you will need to add me as a guest to be able to view your progress.
>>9084257
Hot.
Okay, who killed /b/read?
>>9085235
Everyone is off being busy I guess.
>>9085235
I shot the skitty.
but I didn't kill no bread
>>9085316
IT WAS YOU?!
>>9085346
ye.
>>9085370
w-why?
>>9085511
seemed like the ICE thing to do!
>>9085544
>>9085558
what?
>>9085575
aw :<
>>9085544
I suppose being an officer you have to make the hard decisions
>>9085575
How's it going Darwin?
>>9085611
It goes. I am mostly chatting with some friends and avoiding work.
>>9085666
Ah true, what sorta work are you avoiding?
>>9085666
checked
>>9085694
The kind of work that Interrogator is dying to know about.
>>9085697
Thanks, babe.
>>9085706
Right, sorry.
Anyone watching Alex jones?
>>9085746
Lol, no, why do you ask?
>>9085746
not physically.
>>9085706
If only I held off on posting.....
>>9085729
No worries. You know how reserved I am on some matters.
>>9085776
I doubt it would have changed more than five years of [redacting] those details.
I have never seen a person bitch so much in a single fucking video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCPqS5c028&t=139s
>>9085795
>>9085863
Forgive me.
>>9085776
Darwins not so careless, he'd not have said anything different~
>>9085795
I do, I'll try n be more mindful in future
>>9085886
>>9085933
I will interpret that as a yes.
>>9085929
I feel the need to play along.
>>9082244
uh.
full image?
I was looking at new tvs a little bit ago and I think it noticed and is trying its best to look better.
>>9086011
it happens.
television is crafty. have you SEEN the news?
>>9086060
no could you fill me in.
I'm 5,306 days old
>>9086085
they're incredibly crafty! they had me thinking the world was going to flood soon at least seven times!
>>9086135
shhh they're watching
>>9086162
*gasp*
skeery.
>>9086253
Wow, you pervert.
>>9085975
Who put cameras in my shower!?
>>9086282
>>9086271
That anon is probably fapping to that picture as we type.
>>9086271
>>9086352
All in the name of gratefulness, since my profligate best friend here delivered.
>>9086361
Something tells me you are hiding the good stuff still.
>>9086352
How can he resist?
she's just got a stylus in her ass. chill.
>>9086379
I might be
>>9086419
Show me your favorite one.
>>9086440
I cant think of favorite
>>9086419
We have ways of making you spill the beans
>>9086481
The last one you used.
>>9086440
>>9086481
>>9086487
>>9086509
WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT?
>>9086497
I can't remember, I haven't fapped in almost a week
I dont do it often..
>>9086544
Seems like we have that in common.
>>9086526
you wouldn't understand
>>9086572
Try me.
>>9086572
He would.
He's /b/reads resident Geniusâ„¢
>>9086572
hmmm yes, indeed.
>>9086562
We have quite a lot in common
>>9086580
>>9086609
Geniusâ„¢
>can't get it without having it spelled out for him
30mins til pay day!
>>9086646
We are not so different, you and I. Which one of us gets to be the villain?
>>9086649
So you have NO IDEA.
>>9086747
I'm not mean enough to be a villain
>>9086811
That is fine. I am used to being typecast.
>>9086747
See, I knew you'd get it eventually.
I just wan't to use one of my new snips ha.
>>9086846
What is the number now?
>>9086864
189
>>9086888
That is very thoughtful of you, to parse all that porn simply to get the best reactions, fill a folder, and then send it to me.
>>9086888
Checked
>>9086900
>>9086930
Bad friend.
>>9086945
>>9086975
>>9086994
>>9087035
Cute. I know I have a pony version of this Touhou in this folder. If only I bothered to name them, I could easily find it.
>>9087058
I have that exact same problem lol.
That isn't even the picture I wanted to post but it's close enough.
yours just reminded me of it.
>>9086737
Does this mean when you get more drugs? Not a standard time to receive a paycheck.
https://mega.nz/#!NBcGQSpJ!EREnlueF1vxM0zHP6YZcbRQX6WJIMjyyz_UqZXvurcM
>>9087202
yea sunday/monday seems like a weird time to get a paycheck.
>>9087344
>409KB
Hmmm...
>>9087407
>>9087402
Not the day but the time. Thought it was weird since he said "30min to payday" when it was already 12:37 am
>>9087446
>>9087344
>>9087522
>>9087572
>>9087583
:P
>>9087572
here this might help
>>9087649
>>9087625
>>9087701
prequel still needs an update, anonymous.
jesus fucking CHRIST he actually had that filly picture hanging somewhere in their home
what a crazy guy lmao
>>9087583
>>9087801
He mentioned that he had those back in march.
>>9087801
i'd love to see the look on the frame shop guy as he framed those up.
smoked stujpid
haid rpone
>>9087852
when people say stuff like that, i generally end up projecting to the point that i assume they are joking and if they take pictures of it, that they are still joking and that the pictures are a prop
>>9087801
Also has this one. I find it admirable.
>>9087697
Is that chocolate?
>>9087909
he also posted a picture of them hanging up on his wall.
>>9087928
It's yellow cake with chocolate frosting
>>9087968
yes
i assume things like that are props
>>9087978
These are almost fit to be posted on facebook now.
>>9087874
This is what I keep thinking lmao
they must have walked by it and done a double take like "the f-fuck is that!?!"
>>9087852
>expecting me to pay attention to everyone
just lol
>>9088049
Needs more artifacting and compression first.
>>9088009
that he had framed, and hung up on his wall.
he doesn't strike me as the type to go to all that trouble, in advance, for a quick gag.
>>9088077
fair enough.
>>9087968
>>9087914
Are those schematics for the house on the wall?
Why would you need to ponder escape routs in a tiny house like this
imma make schematics of my room and just put them up on the wall lmao
>>9087976
I can tolerate it, I guess.
>>9088125
yeah, that one.
>>9088077
i ran a framing department for a few years. mostly it was just group shots of mormon families, but occasionally i did get odd ones like preggo women who wanted full body shots of themselves naked in a matte frame with triple thick laminate.
one time i got a huuuge order that was nothing but 20x30 portraits of this guy's gun collection. i stole a few of them for myself. my house is decorated with oddball stuff i stole while working that job.
>>9088123
yeah, but it's something i and friends of mine have done and thus i project that as if it's a more normal thing to do than to actually print out and frame pony CP with complete sincerity
>>9088103
Did you save my images from posts here or are you using some image renamer?
>>9088142
Heya Skitty, how's your project going?
>>9088125
So how do you end up with shit like this up on your walls?
I mean, typically what you hang on those are things you are proud for your guests to see. At least the picture that are hung around my house are there with that intention. Old family paintings etc.
But this. These are lascivious pictures of fictional humanoid ungulates. That is nothing to be proud of. So how does one hit rock bottom in this way?
Do you just have absolutely no friends, or are all your friends like minded, bold degenerates?
>>9088188
I just woke up and unfortunately for me I woke up rather early.
How about you?
>>9088170
you assume too much.
nothing about how it was presented even hinted at it being a joke.
>>9088202
jewish
media
>>9088164
lmao
framing gun pictures? that's weird
>>9088212
I'm going ok, accusing some flat earther baptist of satan worship and watching the fireworks.
having a lot of fun donig it :3
>>9088132
You'd have to ask him. Sweet update btw
>>9088235
Can you prove the world isn't flat though?
>>9088217
i've already insinuated that i know that i assume too much in cases like this, i also am aware of people that do such things in ways that don't make it look like a joke, as that itself is the joke
you're annoying
>>9088248
Yes.
Unequivocally.
>>9088202
Maybe all his friends and family are brony porn enthusiasts.
Also how'd that job meeting/appointment go?
>>9088244
Excuse me sir, who are you?
>>9088177
I have 4chan X set to change my filenames to random 4chan timestamps whenever I post. Haven't saved any of yours yet except for the link >>9087344
>>9088250
it's a bad habit is what I'm saying.
and you're interesting!
>>9088268
Yeah that's what I was wondering in the last sentence.
I just woke up, anyway thing was I had a pretty screwed up sleeping schedule so I was just staying awake until earlier so I could wake up around this time. Now to wait 7 more hours LMAO
>>9088231
not just gun pics, he also had tons of manuals for how to convert them to full auto. i have a full-auto uzi conversion manual cover from that collection mounted and hanging in my bathroom.
so while i was doing that order, the company president walked in on a tour of the facility. i was hoping i could demonstrate my craft with a nice safe pic of some fat mormons, but instead here i was framing a hundred gun pics. the president told me to hold off on sending that order out while he called the FBI and asked if it was legal for us to service the guy. turns out it was.
>>9088269
oh thank god I didn't want to ask and get shat on again
>>9088281
I thought that was you, noted
>>9088311
wow that manager is a douche, this is why I never take pictures of stuff like 50% of my surroundings are probably illegal in some way
>>9088269
>>9088346
Land of the free, home of the brave
Nominally.
>>9088346
this is why i have tons and tons of film from college that i'm afraid to have developed.
>>9088356
that picture lmfao
I thought you had to travel? or are you trying to stay up for a certain amount of time?
>>9088338
>I thought that was you, noted
Have I just been interrogated?
>>9088416
>Have I just been interrogated?
Where were you on the night of the murder?
>>9088448
With Officer Rose.
Commiting the murder.
>>9088396
I leave for the airport in a few hours and have yet to start packing. I can be a terrible procrastinator at times. Oh I found a way to deal with those files, there is an option for a secure delete that will overwrite the files, the only problem is I started it too late. There are around fifteen thousand files left to go and each one takes about a just less than a second. I really should have done this weeks ago. I wonder what will happen if I try to stop it. So did you not even do the thing or?
>>9088461
I only murder black people.
>>9088416
>>9088484
Is it really murder at that stage?
It is a cleansing.
>>9088498
it's an act of fratricide.
but it's necessary.
>>9088503
>>9088531
Right, gotchya.
In that case we should go on cleansings more often.
I had fun :3
>>9088478
No, I just woke up. Imma do that thing around 7am. It's no bid deal anyway.
Also this is why i recommended something like dban because whatever you're using sounds like it probably doesn't deal with things that were already deleted. Or who knows idunno.
>how quickly the conversation shifts
>>9087202
Drug dealer did t respond, went to Walmart got the essentials
From what?
>>9088557
Oh okay, knockem dead skits
The stuff in question was not deleted before hand, though there are many previously deleted files that will need to be dealt with, but I think I can do that with the disk utility using the os installation cd. Anyways it is a matter for another time, I can't even burn it where I am either. also
>>9088346
this is a rare crop that implies pornography while the image is actually okay for the whole family to enjoy.
>>9088563
Wait so that is actually what you meant by payday? Do you go to the one on pb lakes? What sort of stuff did you pick up?
>>9088549
what's the difference between a black man and a tire?
a tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
>>9088613
Kek, nice
>>9088461
Well I can't arrest an officer. You're free to go.
>>9088484
The victim was Eddie Murphy.
>>9088564
Talking about daily life stuff.
>>9088636
funny you should mention.
did you know he's actually a white man in really convincing black face?
>>9088636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6W07hmCGV0
>>9088647
Is this not better?
>>9088606
Eggs, dry cat food, wet cat food, milk, cereal, bottled water, half and half, milk and cheese
>>9088658
Can I get a source on that?
>>9088700
Not when you've read the same thing on /pol/ a million times
>>9088714
Your mistake is going there at all.
>>9088606
I went to the one on belvedere and military, which is really close to my home
>>9088709
I found it on the deepweb.
>>9088751
Seems legit...
>>9088702
What was it like out there? Sometimes I get scared in that area at this time of night. You ever go to Howley's?
>>9088726
Oh nice, the other way then. There is a pretty good Sushi Jo if you head east on belvedere.
Disregard those last questions I'm not sure what it's like there at night. Interesting haul though. What is your preferred cereal? Why both wet and dry cat food? Do you have another cat besides Luna?
Or actually just the first one you still have to answer the second
>>9088789
It was all black people, and I got 6 other cats. Kiwi, sweet pea, tig, luna, sparkle, mango, and chloe
>>9088789
Never been to Howleys, and Frosted mini what's is my favorite
>>9088789
Both wet and dry cause that's what they eat.
>>9088817
>>9088845
>>9088817
Wow, that's a lot of cats. Must need quite a bit of food. Nice names. Yeah I thought that might be the demographic.
>>9088828
Oh, Not sure what to make of that. Usually you can tell everything you need to know about a person based on their cereal preference. It's sort of cool, and you are pretty close. They are open till five am on weekends maybe stop and check it out some time.
>>9088839
It makes sense now, I had no idea you had more than one cat, not too mention six more.
>>9088839
Good on ya, I've read that it's best to feed cats both dry and wet cat food.
>>9088869
I'm gonna post a picture of myself, do you think it's a good idea?
rotten luck
>>9088890
no.
>>9088890
No, it is almost never a good idea, it is seldom even a mediocre idea. So i would recommend against it but do what you must. What brought upon this urge?
>>9088909
I dunno
Yes. Do it.
>>9088923
Maybe just send it to me instead, it might sate your desire to camwhore.
>>9088929
Where to send it?
>>9088132
It's a technical drawing of a TD datacenter built in the city. I took it back when I worked for the city, and I thought that wall needed something to make it look less naked, like so many frilly filly panties.
>>9088202
You may not like or believe this answer, but I've got actual irl charisma. Let's not forget my last gf, who saw all those long before we fucked. You can't know how this pleases me.
>>9088396
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK.
>>9088925
>>9088948
What? You do not have a monopoly on encouraging these actions.
>>9088937
Steam? Whatever works.
there was no update.
kaz lied to me!
>>9088986
>>9088986
Perhaps its just been delayed and will be out tomorrw?
>>9088970
I don't see you online
all is lost.
there is no hope anymore.
>>9089035
No rush
>>9089010
No he released a short comic instead that'll be released over the next couple of days to try and sate the fans hunger until he finishes the update.
why go on anymore?
Do it for her.
haven't brought my pots yet so can't do rice
haven't brought my baking sheet so can't make english muffin pizzas
even missing ingredients for pasta
toaster's not here so no waffles
shite I kinda screwed myself. I'm hungry
Is there a Tim Horton's open?
>>9089057
Oh true.
Bugger.
>>9089104
No, and do they have those in USA?
>>9089120
No, but he is in Canada.
>>9089104
What's a tim hortons?
You and cuppers are the only one to see me
>>9089132
Pastries and coffee.
>>9089132
A better dunkin donuts
>>9089141
>>9089144
Ah fair enough.
sounds pleasant enough
>>9089133
Esteemed company. I give you top marks. Sorry, I had to look for shoe trees
>>9089169
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Odka54ygk
I'm off to bed, good night bred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
>>9089193
goodnight sleeptight
>>9089193
sleep well.
>>9089193
goodnight
Where is my best friend to create a new thread?
I'll get next thread.
There are eighthundredseven Tim Horton's in the US, and many are open twenty four hours
>>9089104
yeah but they won't have fuck all yet, I've tried that in the past.