Hunger Games Thread

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>9071518
I CUT MY FROG INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAB REPOR

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Ten questions from the Actors Studio. Anything is fine. Meme answers, serious answers, IC answers, OOC answers, etc.

Post without an ava so people can guess.

Whatever you want. Just to have some thing in the thread as a theme until a host shows up.

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

meme

I want to nut

>>9071552
me
me

>>9071589
>>9071552
mememe

>>9071551
love
cunt
sad classical or romantic era pieces, really makes me think.................
arguments
FUCK!
baroque music
crying
forensics
septic tank cleaner
sup nigga?

>>9071552
>>9071589
>>9071596
memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe

>>9071604
>>9071596
>>9071589
>>9071552
maymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymaymay

>>9071601
Sliver Queen

>>9071604
>>9071613
momo

>>9071624
MOMIJI?!

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>>9071551
>1. What is your favorite word?
Oblivion.
>2. What is your least favorite word?
Crunch.
>3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
My favorite song.
>4. What turns you off?
fuckbois
>5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit.
>6. What sound or noise do you love?
That little "mrr" sound cats make when they're sleeping and you touch them.
>7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Ambulance sirens.
>8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Hmm...I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was little.
>9. What profession would you not like to do?
Teacher.
>10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You're kinda fucked up but not enough to go to hell so get in here."

>>9071628
nono

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I guess I found my new ava.

Sophisto 2.0 here I come

>>9071551
1. Kikongo
2. stinky
3. Nothing I am dead inside
4. Episode 8 of Evangelion
5. Damn
6. Soft Rain while inside of a car.
7. Trains horns are a blight on civilization
8. Cooking
9. Semi-Driver
10. "I guess I wont send you to hell"

>>9071551
1. Dunno
2. Faggot
3. Dunno
4. Dunno
5. Pissweasel
6. Dunno
7. Dunno
8. Dunno
9. Dunno
10. Ayyyyyy

>>9071643
Yuno

>>9071652
wasn't me

>>9071652
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever called me

>>9071649
Aikawa

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>>9071656
Sweet, can you not hate me anymore now?

>>9071622
That's the meanest thing anyone has ever called me

>>9071657
Wrong

>>9071662
I don't hate you, if you're talking about #4. I really just dislike Asuka.

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>When you can't get any of them right
>When you're this disconnected from the community
>Having doubts about running for HG president.

>>9071673
>consolation pat

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NGW?

>>9071551
1. Anemious
2. Don't have one
3. Don't know
4. Deep end /d/ tier shit
5. Shit
6. Raindrops falling on the ground and windows mixed in with a bit of thunder.
7. Nails scratching against a chalkboard
8. EMT
9. Sewer maintenance
10. Yo.

>>9071551
1.Coolio
2.Freak
3.Music
4.Annoyingly loud people
5.Shit
6.Bubble wrap
7.Screeching
8.Computer programming
9.Cleaning up shit
10."Hey, buddy. How about a reset on your life? Except this time, you get to keep all the knowledge you have amassed up to this point."

>>9071551
>1. What is your favorite word?
ayaya
>2. What is your least favorite word?
diversity
>3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
well-engineered objects
>4. What turns you off?
feminism
>5. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck
>6. What sound or noise do you love?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZNnPSt3ijm
>7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Crying children
>8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A shit ton
>9. What profession would you not like to do?
repetitive manual labor
>10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Alright so who do you wanna be next?"

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>>9071657
No but I posted one

>>9071551
1. What is your favorite word?
gameboy

2. What is your least favorite word?
anime

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
pen and paper, i get myself off

4. What turns you off?
moeblobs

5. What is your favorite curse word?
fucking

6. What sound or noise do you love?
gunfire

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
microphone static

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
actor

9. What profession would you not like to do?
animator

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"hey feller, wanna play some foosball?"

>>9071697
>>9071726
Gotcha!

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>>9071731
nope
Though that one has a few better choices than I chose

>>9071731
Nope. No one is gonna guess who I am correctly. I'm a dead avafag.

>>9071738
Chitoge

>>9071738
S-Same

>>9071737
Huh.. I thought the computer programming was a dead giveaway.

>>9071552
>>9071589
>>9071596
>>9071604
>>9071613
>>9071624
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

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>>9071747
Yeah I thought so. But I would not want to work as a programmer.

>>9071760
Well in that case, you're >>9071699

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>>9071765
yeah, guess I gave too many hints

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It's high poon.

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>>9071768
Actually, the only thing there that really made me think it was you is "Well-Engineered Objects". But I guess living in Germany you'd really grow to hate diversity and social justice.

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>>9071777
Well I think it's just plain stupid.

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>>9071551
Rainha
Fake-prince
Uhh... sitting on a throne?
Peasants
Foder
The sound of revolution.
The sound of peace.
Being a president.
Anything else.
"You are god now"

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>>9071774
>Stands in direct line of sight

>>9071551
1. Cheerio
2. Ento Ju
3. Good endings
4. Bad endings
5. Cunt
6. Laughter
7. Gun shots
8. Nothing.
9. Ninja
10. She's here

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>>9071780
It's daijobu, Deutschland Über Alles.

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>>9071799

>>9071812
;_;

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>>9071818
I'm still here.

>>9071861
I know that...........I know...that.

Ded

Rin.

>>9071551
Dab
xD
Nice piano tunes
Metal
Mongoloid
That "dink" sound from CS:GO
My alarm clock
Chef
Work at some office, must be boring as hell
I want him to do a sick dab while he yells "Enter the realm of gods, my nigga"

>>9071551

1. Chicken
2. Needle
3. The sound of rain hitting my windows
4. People that can only see in extremes
5. Goddammit
6. See 3
7. High pitched sounds
8. Teacher for older people
9. Teacher for kids
10. ´´Your grandfathers would like to see you´´

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>>9071861
I made a portrait of you

>>9071913
Do one for every ava in the thread

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>>9071873
Then make sure I stay around.

>>9071913
That is... just... That looks very expensive.

>>9071924
I will

Togame...

>Junko

>>9071551
>1. What is your favorite word?
Salvation

>2. What is your least favorite word?
"dead end"

>3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A clear path, a steady path.

>4. What turns you off?
Knowing what I have to do but being unable to do it.

>5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit

>6. What sound or noise do you love?
Any kind of music that makes me forget that I'm walking.

>7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Ominous ambience, the vague and muffled noises around you as everything seems to gall apart.

>8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Podcaster, voice actor

>9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that restricts my freedom. Anything that includes repetitive labor

>10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You have cleared the game, now you can play Sandbox Mode. It will never end, yet you will never run out of happiness.

>>9071551
1) Retribution
2) Traitor
3) A good show, being entwined with the songs of nature.
4) Loud and Obnoxiously flmaboyant
5) Bastard
6) The music of nature
7) The sounds of Civilization
8) Artist
9) Builder
10) You've done your people well.

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>>9071989
>4
>5

>>9071551
1. Don't really have one
2. Epic
3. Glasses and headpats
4. Putting effort into things
5. Cunt
6. Rain on a roof
7. Children being little shits
8. Auto mechanic
9. Hospitality
10. Doesn't really bother me what. Thinking about that kinda thing doesn't change anything.

>>9071999
I just woke up. My bad on the typo.
The fun part is that a loud, obnoxious, and flamboyant man is suppose to be their canon partner.

>>9071551
1. Rest.
2. Working.
3. Peace and quiet.
4. Having to put any effort.
5. Glitch.
6. Typing on a keyboard.
7. Noisy people.
8. Any profession that requires the least possible effort.
9. Any manual labor if that counts.
10. God's for simple-minded losers.

>IC btw

If someone made a Bojack the Horseman parody based on HG, who would be who?

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>>9072048
Heh,reminds me of this.

https://www.tsumino.com/Read/View/22664

The fuck?

>>9071999
>>9072032
Besides you don't interact with me anyways because we never have any events in games together. So a flamboyant bastard like Tamaki doesn't have anything to worry about.

Hans Gruber ava when?

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>>9072086
>Pushes gloomy Tamaki aside

Ara! We don't actually need to meet in the game for any of us to want to speak to you. In Tamaki-san's case... well... he always springs up where he sees a beautiful woman...

1.What kind of ava do you hate?

2.Why is your characters here?

3.How did they come here?

>>9072125
I prefer to get events with people to interact with them honestly. It also gives two characters from completely different sources a common ground.

>>9072133
The boring "emotionless" ones.
For blood and glory.
Portals and shit

>>9072125
>whenever a beautiful woman appears
>never appears when I post
Bullshit

I identify as beautiful. If you do not respect that, you are intolerant as fuck and a bigot.

>>9072133
Characters that just want to be friends with others.
Because they have nothing better to do.
Through the door.

I'm thinking of applying for a Green Card.

How is your code going guys?

>>9072133
People that just rp and don't ever reply to the slides
They fight to better themselves and those around them
Magic

>>9072233
good i guess

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>>9072233
Real well, almost done!

>>9072250
You are hosting again?

what anime girl should i fuck

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>>9072160
>Pushes up her glasses

It is common for the members in our agency to establish common ground under any circumstances. But we also respect the preferences of our clients.

>>9072179
Ara... I don't know the exact specifics about Tamaki's behavior, such an unpredictable fellow he is.

I remember him saying... "When I see a woman in need of my company, I just can't help myself!". Yet he doesn't spring to the company of all women... Perhaps they must pass his litmus test. I'm not certain what the requirements are for them.

>>9072257
yourself

>>9072247
>>9072250
Nice! Keep up the good work bros.

>>9072214
>hauls you back to Mexico/Canada before that happens

>>9072258
Alright well. I might as well try to think of some more events for my game now.

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>>9072295
May it be a cursedly blessed code. Any help may be filed to any of my associates! They'll be happy to provide their professional insight.

>>9072307
Well I'm basing it off the universe of a game I doubt you've played. So the only real name drops in it are places.

>>9072324
What game?

If you want a tip: Make sure that everyone will be able to understand the events, don't namedrop.

>>9072343
League.

An assassin sent by the Black Rose kills p1 before his/her1 adventure even begins.

Coming across a group of seasoned Noxus warriors, p1 is killed with an axe to the back. p2 can only run in fear, lucky to have survived the encounter.

Using the event manager these are two events I've made and an example of how I'm name dropping.

Rin.

>>9072362
Oh I see. It's ok then, I understand even if I have no idea what the Black rose/Nexus are since I don't playe league. But a lot do here, so they'll appreciate.

>>9072362
I don't think you should be telling p2 what they feel.

that's what rp is for dontcha know

Junko got back together with Littlefinger after everything that happened

>>9072409
why did you delete it awawa

>>9072413
It's basically just descriptive words in some cases.

>>9072416
Yeah probably, but it'd still be p2 forcibly having to run to survive.

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>>9072362
Stoppo!

I'll have to stop you there.

That event is a boner kill. An in game entity that is not a natural disaster should not be killing tributes.

Your top priority should be having the tributes kill each other. Every time a tribute kills another tribute, they gain a certain amount of momentum that increases the value they bring to the game. Mainly kill and event flow. Having your own events kill off tributes is a way to suck away all of that good momentum you have built up!

Characters should be killing characters, someone should be responsible for their deaths. Players who see their tributes killed must blame another tribute, not feel as if they are a victim to the game.

Mandatory single death events are unfortunate as the code requires they be entered. But heed this, nobody will find a game enjoyable where the die to the environment. The factor that you are basing it off a source and are making references will not help.

At best they should be a mere hindrance in non-fatal events, or an indirect cause of death while another tribute is the direct cause.

EX : P1 pays a very generous bounty to the (Black Rose). They track down and kill P2
.
Death events are sacred. They will always be the final event to your game. Think really hard about that, realize how important they are. It would be best if all deaths of a tribute are caused by another tribute. Not the environment.

The golden rule of fatals!

Excluding single death events.

1. At least one tribute in a fatal event must survive.
2. It is best to avoid kills by the environment, if possible it is always preferable for a fatal to generate momentum and kills.

>>9072427
Those are both bloodbath events where I'm trying to make a feeling of starting an adventure but I could change the noxus one to having p2 end up forced to either be killed or kill p1 to survive the encounter.

Like being forced by a group of bandits per-say to either kill your friend and be let go or both be killed anyways.

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>>9072443
>"Black Rose kills p1 before his/her1 adventure even begins"

That's a little too brutal! A straight up middle finger event that will make anyone in it feel bad, TOO BAD!

At best a single death event should be one where the tribute is at fault for his own death! The important key rule is "The tribute that dies must always be at fault!".

For example, "Player1 picks a fight with the Black Rose" or "Player1 steals peculiar black bags from the Black Rose, thinking they were supplies"

That way they don't feel cheated out of a game!

>"Either kill your friend and be let go or both be killed anyways."

Now this event, although it sounds fine does not follow the logical pattern of the Hunger Games itself. To win you must be last man standing, your friend must die anyway for you to win, you entered because you want to win, so you must kill your friend because it's the most logical thing to do. Apologize and get it over with already!

I personally would allow such an event, if you're counting on avafags and avatars to care about such things as friendship in the arena, but consider the logic above and decide if the event is right for your games!

>>9072471
>The important key rule is "The tribute that dies must always be at fault!".

Not him but I never thought about that though I agree with everything else.
Thanks.

(Player1) dips their penis into (Player2)'s bum so hard that (he/she2) dies.

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>>9072483
A host must consider three perspectives while forging his code.

The perspective of the host, the player, and the one who missed the game.

Host : You may believe that the fatal events are good enough, you may just be blindly filling a quota, maybe some of them are creative, too creative even. From this perspective, your game looks fine-

HOWEVER!

Player : "What kind of event is that! What a shit game, killed in the Bloodbath no less!" The player cries inside whether they like it or not. Whether that deep seated resentment is covered in a sense of morals for "respecting the host", for some players that resentment will boil into outright shitposting. But you must realize that certain "bad" events will plant a seed of disdain in the hearts of your players. Whether they feel disrespected for being thrown in a filler event, or being put in an event full of references they don't understand, or being thrown in a double suicide, events that defy all sensible logic and make their tribute do unreasonable things, meme events, lewd events, broken events, typos, events where the wrong player dies, or even a six player fatal event! All of these things will chip away at the patience of the players, and amateur hosts will not understand what they did wrong. And they will feel a vague despair, but if they understand the subtle levels of event writings all these doubts will disappear!

Player who missed the game : They should always be "FUCK I MISSED IT, SWAP PLOXXXX ;;--;;;;" instead of, "Lol missed the game, don't give a shit" or "Lmao this shit code again? Kys."

>>9072522
Drama queen

(Player1) breaks into (Player2)'s base and rapes (him/her2) to death.

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>>9072529
Not drama queen! "Hosting Nut Hoshi, May 2015 Model!"

>>9072529
>>9072522
He is.
But right now he's right and dropping truth bombs.

Thanks for the tip Hoshi, I'm guilty of shitty filler events for death to fill a quota. Gonna re-work them all.

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Could you all just stop speaking about whatever and start worshipping me?

(Player1) chokes to death after trying to break Littlefinger's record of sucking three million dicks.

(Player1) just gives up and fucking dies.

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>>9072537
Good fucking luck, always have a book references at hand

>Hands you a black book
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathTropes

Beware! You may be lost for hours!

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>>9072557
>>9072546
>>9072532
>>9072507
Just stop.

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>>9072255
No, I was just joking.

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>>9072574
Karen a cute
do things with me!

>>9072471
Ah fair enough. Got caught up in a 200 ping game with one of the aussies from here.

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>>9072576
Hmhm, like whaaat?

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>>9072593
I don't know, I just lie around all day waiting for something to happen. How about you

>>9072563
(Player1) thinks a cat is fine too

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>>9072596
>Lies around all day waiting for something to happen

>>9072609
>>9072596
>Kicks legs back and forth waiting for a circlejerk

Rin.

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>>9072614
>Haunts you

>>9072615
Cock.

Greetings comrades

>Soviet

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>>9072614
hi
>>9072609
>joins and does the same
>pokes

>>9072615
Irrelevant.

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If anyone from games 1-99 wants a wincard let me know.

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Well, hello there! I don't believe we have been properly introduced. I'm Bonzi. What is your name?

>>9072621
Ship with me comrade before I shoot myself

>soviet

>>9072633
I miss Matsuda-kun and the list

I love _____
>LF

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>>9072633
do you have the original winscreen for 23?

>>9072633
I miss Matoi

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>>9072633
It should be obvious, Yuno-chan. An updated winscreen for your beloved, me, Yukiteru Amano. The King you have crowned with your own two delicate hands. It remains to this day, the single most important victory in my Hunger Games Career

I love anal
>asgore

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>>9072663

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>>9072633

>>9072656
Quality rp from hoshit amirite guys lol destroyed him again XD

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>>9072633
>Haven't won once
Just end me des.
>>9072623
Heyyy, what're you poking me for?
>>9072614
>Does the same

yuno please host

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>>9072676
Maybe something will happen.
>tickles feet

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>>9072633
>Sure, i'll take mine

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>>9072671
For what purpose?

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>>9072653
This?

>>9072692
As a White Knight of Junko Enoshima, Queen of the Monokuma World Order and The Warhounds of Despair, it is my sworn duty to blow you the fuck out.

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>>9072703
Yes, thank you for that. Lost a lot of my winscreens a while back.

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>>9072682
No tickling des!

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>>9072703
It feels weird to see a Mariah entry without her corpse of a girlfriend

Rin.

>>9072722
You want to suck his dick? THat's gay, man.

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>>9072722
I've made peace with Junko-chan a while ago.

I don't know if the letter I wrote to her was actually delivered, but I've decided on my own that she and her associates no longer have anything to do with me.

If you were expecting a battle of playing roles, then I'm sorry to disappoint you. My ability "The White Rose Gala" will not be in display.

>>9072752
Stand down Hoshidog, I have no quarrel with you.

>>9072761
>fucks

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>>9072764
There will be no dicksucking here. It's Sund-

>>9072761
>I don't know if the letter I wrote to her was actually delivered

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>>9072738
fine fine.
>lets go
I'll go play some video games

>>9072761
lol what a chump you're too easy to btfo got u again
D E S T R O Y E D

Rin.

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>>9072768
Gomennasai! We do not provide those sorts of services at the Ouran High School Host Club! We are no lowly, trashy, pillow hosts. We are the most esteemed of any host club in existence

>>9072773
I would like to believe that it was. Easier to deliver messages that have been conveyed to her are still not confirmed to have reached her brain to this day!

>>9072790
>Taps his elegant blonde temple
You can't lose if you never fight, anonymous.

Show me your face, if you be a maiden. I will treat you to a cup of tea.

>>9072809
>host club
>doesn't host
:thinking:

>>9073288
>hoshit
>hosting
even if he did it'd just be shit games

>>9073301
Can you do better?

>>9073288
>A host is someone that entertains someone typically for money.
>Usually its among rich people who need someone to talk to or spend time with.
He's actually playing the character properly.

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>>9073288
>>9073301
I do a very different type of hosting, my fellow gentlemen! You have never been to a hostess bar? Well, Host Clubs are the male version of those bars, except we are for the highest class of ladies!

I have brought it upon myself to leave my school for the time being and come host for the wonderful maidens and ladies of the Hunger Games!

...Tis a challenging job... morale can dip if one finds himself alone...

You must take note, the Red Woman and THe Star do very different work than I.

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>>9072633
I'll take one.

>>9073336
Some autists would think otherwise

>>9073336
I know he is, I just want him to host again

>>9073344
I got something you can take

>unzips

Where is he?

>>9073355
ok

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>>9073366
>Zips back up.

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>>9072656
bang

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>>9073361
Miss Asuka is in a very trifling position, you see. Overwhelmed with worldly responsibilities and the challenges of technical mismatches, she deems herself no longer fit to host. She has gladly handed over her codes to Miss Ruby, and it appears she is doing an adequate work of representing her codes.

>>9073382
>Pins you on the ground for anon

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>>9072668
bang

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>>9072685
bang

>>9073382
>His dick gets stuck
>Screams
>Punches your face in

>>9072633
I'm like 90% sure Biff Tannen was one of my fillers back then

south bos

Rin.

So, I should avoid fatal events where only one tribute perishes? But the ones I have are really fun, I swear!!!

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>>9073386
>Tamaki loses his carefreeness for a moment
>One thing he had been insecure of was his inability to win many games compared to his companions at his agency
>This winscreen erases all of that
>He can't help but have a sincere smile on his face

Really, thank you for everything, Yuno-chan.

>Takes the winscreen.

>>9072633
100-199 when

>>9073389
When's the podcast

>>9073432
Give an example.

Also you have to make 1p fatal event anyway, the RNG requires it.

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>>9073462
Do you mean Asuka Radio...?

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>>9073435
Oh.
It's nothing.
>>9073441
Once I finish the collage thing.
>>9073414
Coming right up.
>>9073344
Which game did you win?

>>9073473
Yeah

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>>9073394

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>>9073402
>Looks good, thanks!

>>9071551
1: don't have one
2: don't have one
3: music
4: futa
5: F U C K
6: the sound of the rain
7: balloon noises
8: drawing
9: none
10: "we have free internet"

>>9073468
The theme for the code is that the tributes are taken into an enchanted forest where they are blessed with magical powers. These are some of the fatal night events. The majority of them involve two or more tributes, but I like having the single player events sprinkled in here and there. Examples as follows:

(Player1) is possessed by an angry spirit and becomes so irate that they die of an aneurysm.

With a click of its fingers, a suave demon sends (Player1) back into (his/her1) mother's womb.

A celestial body descends from the heavens and takes (Player1), claiming that (his/her1) magical power is needed to save Heaven.

(Player1) is sealed within their nightmares by an evil spirit, forced to live through the horrors imagined by their mind until their eventual death.

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[Insert generic meme here]

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>>9073492
She doesn't seem to be answering my calls...

How about leaving the question to me?

>>9073510
Kys Janus

>>9073529
Upvoted

>>9072633
have all these been finished or do you make them when someone requests theirs?

>>9073535
Alright fine, can I see your other "friends"

>>9073535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs

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>>9073576
State a name, I will summon them here, those who are my subordinates.

>Post screen caps showing best moments in HG.

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>>9073561
Thanks champ, really means alot to me.

>>9073620
slow

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>>9073568
Upon request.
>>9073344
bang

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>>9073626
Fast

>>9073638
nu

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>>9073414
bang

I struggled a bit making that render, hope it still looks okay.

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>>9073390
>>9073405
>Is now fucking dead.

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>>9073634
Nice tits. Saving.

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>>9073642
Yes
>>9073643
I didn't win one, but cab I have one anyway so I feel special?

>>9073601
Nah, let me just state a tarot card, the high priestess

>>9073517
Oh it's you!
I've seen your code and I think it's great.
The events aren't too bad really, i've seen much much worse like Cirno's code where 1 time out of 4 you die eaten by a toad.

I hope you'll host soon.

>>9073655
MADE FOR BREEDING

>>9073680
Thanks. I think I'll host later today if I don't end up going out.

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>>9073643
>Can I have a winscreen for the 216th Murderous games? Thanks

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>>9073692
In your dreams!

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>>9073669
>The card glows

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>>9073732
>>9073669
Who... woke me from my sleep...?

INCEST IS THE BEST

>>9073757
fuck off

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>>9073661
You actually did win one tho lel.

>>9073757
Only if is yuri

>>9073757
Kuga why won't you answer my calls

>>9073772
kys Red

>>9073772
>yuri
>being the best anything

>>9073744
>calls ghostbusters

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>>9073757
>>9073772
>

>>9073813
banned from my everything

>>9073813
Please host

>>9073813
kys baron

>>9073813
>Touches your ass.

>>9073813
>kissu

>>9073813
I'd destroy this Charmer's ass.

>>9073813
>Marries

whens mahvel

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>>9073721
bang

>>9073841
After Project M
:,)

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>>9073807
W-wait... I'm not a ghost...

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>>9073842
>It looks really great. Thank you!

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>>9073820
>>9073823
>>9073824
>>9073826
>>9073831
>>9073833
>>9073835
>il host within half an hour, just need to setup

>>9073881
Kys Baron

>>9073849
>calls creepygirlbusters

>>9073881
Thanks Baron

>>9073881
Ily Baron

>>9073881
I want to fuck you in a half an hour.

>>9073849
Wow look at this girl, get a new look, generic anime girl #8397

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>>9073907
>>9073926
I'll just... go...

>>9073920
>Wanting to fuck a whore

DROPPIN'

>>9073929
>not wanting to fuck a tsun

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>>9073928
Oh no, please don't go, we'll miss you.
>she said in a rather blunt and sarcastic tone

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First 36

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>>9073974
Shiny Flygon

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>>9073974
Togame

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>>9073974
Cool Syoko

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>>9073974
Xayah

>>9073931
FIRE

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>>9073974
Emilia

If I'm not here to say who I'm hunting, just pick the three peasants below me

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>>9073974
Nejimaki to Okitegami

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>>9073974
Supa Fox Fire

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>>9073974
Saki

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>>9073974
Takumi Hijirihara

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>>9073974
Starman

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>>9073974
Sliver Queen

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>>9073974
Baki Hanma

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>>9073974
Leatherman

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>>9073974
Izumi Kyouka

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>>9073974
Leviathan

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>>9073974
Arashi

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>>9073974
Suz

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>>9073974
Cthulhu

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>>9073974
Ice Queen

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>>9073974
Hellstar Remina

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>>9073974
Ursula Callistis

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>>9073974
Eggman-kun

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>>9073974
Japanese Crested Ibis

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Drama Queen

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>>9073974
Filthy Frank

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>>9073974
Maria and Harusame

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>>9073974
Captain Luna

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>>9073974
Caster

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>>9073974
Supa hot fire

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>>9073974
Slave Knight Gael

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>>9073974
Charlotte

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>>9073974
Jon Malkovich

4 more

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>>9074058
C.C.

>>9074058
>>9072618
Ghost Of NE1

Hey fellas, there's a lot of ruckus going on downstairs. I live alone, so this is a little alarming.

Anyways, I'm gonna get my shotgun and kill whoever it is. You guys want a pic afterwards?

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>>9073974
The Crying Man

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>>9074058
Jess

>>9074076
Sure

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>>9074058
Princess Margaret

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>>9073974
Odin Arrow

>>9074076
Do it faggot

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>>9074076
Timestamp too, you fucking liar.

#DidAnonDeliver

^ For Desuarchive search.

I'm going to bed. This shit legit better be real.

>>9074076
hell yeah

>>9074109
Inb4 it was just a raccoon that snuck in via a dog door

>>9074115
Having a "Please Wild Animals Come Rape Me With Your Rabies Aids Cocks Please" Door.

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>>9073974
Kawakami Sadayo

Arsenal BTFO

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>>9073974
Meltlilth

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Trying out the new rule voted on last night
(If you die to one of your bounties, that tribute gets 1 point)

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>>9073974
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

>>9074214
Kys