/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #70: Too Hot Edition Previous Thre

>>9057639
I would totally fuck her.

>>9057728
Me too.

>>9057728
I wouldn't. Her puss probably smells of fish that was oeft in the sun for a week, maybe 2.

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>>9057823

>>9057823
What makes you think that?

>>9057823
That part's horse, so it probably smells like horse pussy. Which smells like hay drenched in thick feminine musk.

>>9057955
unf

>>9057639
Let's talk more about this satyr. What does she do for a living? How often does she pleasure herself on these hot stagnant days? Or does she seek the cooling comfort of a nice cold water bath?

>>9057997
I figure she mostly just lives on a royal allowance and plays games and stuff most of the day. Though she breaks off for a fitness routine she picked up during the brief period she wanted to join the guard.

She probably soaks in a cold water spa to cool down, and slowly fingers away.
Or maybe her uncle joins and handles that part for her.

>>9058070
Isn't that DJ pones kid?

>>9058093
That's Dagger, the Shining Armor kid.

>>9057997
>What does she do for a living?
She's a NEET.
She spends her days playing games, browsing the changenet or watching TV, often with her uncle Anon who is also a NEET.

>How often does she pleasure herself on these hot stagnant days?
Not as often as you'd think. Uncle Anon is usually there to help her out. If he isn't, there's always her trusty (and often crusty) dildo, which can usually be seen lying on the floor somewhere in her room when she isn't using it.

>Or does she seek the cooling comfort of a nice cold water bath?
When it gets really hot, she might just do that.
Uncle Anon usually joins her.

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>>9058126

>>9057955
Mixed with week old sun steamed fish

>>9058126
>her uncle Anon who is also a NEET.
I figured her uncle was and still is the royal consort, and more or less keeps his nieces and daughters libidos under control so they don't act out and embarrass the family.

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>>9057823
>>9058247
Did somebody say fish?

>>9058357
>I figured her uncle was and still is the royal consort
I think you're confusing Dagger's uncle Anon with some other Anon. Dagger's uncle has no daughters and was never a royal consort.

>>9058369
Cook her pussy in the sun. Or just cook her. Buoy Sushi

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>>9058450
Not mien headcanon.

>>9058477
>Cook her pussy in the sun.
Which satyr is most masochistic?

>>9058477
Tie her up and let the sun slowly cook her for a couple of days until she's ready to eat?

>>9058844
Did she lose her pet goldfish in there?

>>9058979
No, just one of Muddle's dicks that he tore off so she could use it as a dildo.

>>9058979
Just a loving roleplaying pain game.

Or this is how she's chosen to birth his great grand/daughters

>>9058917
Buoy jerky

>>9058369
I'd like some buoy porn. Also does thr buoy like the shark fin soup?

>>9061555
>does thr buoy like the shark fin soup?
Is that what she calls her femjuices? She is quarter horse, after all.

>>9061555
>Buoy porn
How do you feel ahout... Gale?

>>9061979
I like him. And I liked the canon of him being a horrible rapist, like I do with most canons. And saved the pics from last time. But if ya got anything new man let me know.

>>9061979
He's pretty shit. Rapist story or no.

>>9062024
Sadly not, was just gonna repost some of the first batch.

>>9062885
>tfw need more buoy porn

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I want to brutally torture Tonsil clones while the original helps.

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>>9062024
He can be fun to write. I do have trouble what I want to stick with him personally. I sometimes think a sort of scarecrow/Mad Hatter theme could be perfect. I also think Purple Man could be great too. I guess I look for a theme wear he enjoys controlling others, it's more of the method I have trouble sticking with.

And of course there are a few that are either immune or can fight it off to it such as Utah.

can someone repost that changling satyr from last thread? I came back too late :(

>>9057997
She's a cop on the force that has to work on the field through the festering heat. She'd be exhausted following up on complaints and the like, so she'd head to the pub for some cold pints with the other ponies on the force. Conversely she's the tallest one in her precinct and is often challenged as a joke in boughts of arm wrestling matches, loser buys the drink. It's pretty 50/50, but she gets a streak going on once in a while. What she really does to cheat someone out is when she unbuttons her top to air out her sweaty boobs and get the colts distracted enough to win the match. They don't mind too much because of the show though.

>>9066418
Who the hell is on the left?

>>9066442
Gargle

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Went with just the Apples on Sweet Apple Acres, the idea was a little too much for me...
And its just a sketch for now, while i have to work on some other stuff. I'll do more with it soon!

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>>9067330
I'm still amazed that Mistake manages to make that hideous pattern look good. The wing tail is still dumb as fuck, though.

>>9067534
[Erection incestifies]
Applenon is a lucky, lucky man.

>>9067534
Nice. Futer version when?

>>9067534
This art reminds me of MSOB but they dont have giant beautiful tits. Is this /d/s? Nice fucking pic btw, very fap worthy.

>>9067534

so what's the deal with scarlet, the remaining applejack satyr girl? she's on the by parent list, but i've never seen a picture of her.

>>9069745
She was eating by Cider so she could grow stronger.

Real answer is I'm as clueless as you. Suppose we could muck about with her? I know one of the apples is supposed to have spontaneously gotten Granny Smith's coat, so maybe that was her? Or was that Gala? I don't know.

>>9068080
Never.

>>9067534
Very cute!
Can't wait to see the finished version!

>>9070198
i remember an early coloration of cinnamon cider having granny smith's coat and apple bloom's hair.

scarlet points to her having some red in her coloration...

i think she should exist due to the whole apple family = big family thing.

>>9058844
I wonder if there's water inside her pussy.

>>9067534
No Granny?

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I made an attempt at coloring this classic vintage Ariana.
Let me know if you find any mistakes, or see anything that can be improved.

>>9071977
Whole thing looks a bit blurry, but otherwise it's really nice.

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>>9072505
Yes, it is a bit blurry.
The original art is a scan of a paper drawing, so the whole line art is extremely blurry.
I could turn off the blur layer of the coloring, but I suspect it would look a lot worse with crisp jaggy coloring on blurry lineart.

Also, here's a slightly revised version.
Filled in some details I noticed I had missed before, like the horn rings and the head ornament.

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>>9072530
That is one sexy, sexy daughteru.
Would fill her with new sisters/10.

Really, the new details kinda make it pop, glad you filled them in.
Noticed her clit piercing is still outline color, and her collar is flesh tone, however.

>>9072581
Oh yeah, I didn't realize that was supposed to be a clit piercing. Will fix that.

What collar though?

>>9072600
It can be a bit hard to see, but fairly sure there's a collar there that the gold ring attaches to. As it stands, she looks like she has a big gold ring going through her neck.

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>>9072616
You're probably right. I thought that neck ring looked a bit odd.
I made the neck gold, made the clit slightly darker color and made the clit piercing gold.

>>9072683
That is a very sexy goat, my friend. Thank you.

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Another vintage Ariana colored.
As always, point out any mistakes.

>>9074006
Too cute, my man.

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>>9074006
>>9074271
Realized I missed her head ornament.
Fixed that and some other minor cleanups.

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>>9074332
I don't recall ever even noticing she was wearing it in that pic.
I always went with it being a gift from her dad.

>>9074372
I didn't either until I looked closely trying to spot missed details.
Presumably it was a gift from her mother.
A family heirloom perhaps.
Maybe she was wearing it when her mother dropped her off at Anon's house.

>>9074372
As for the one in that pic, it's probably a different one. That one only has one gem on it. Might be a necklace rather than a head - whatever the other one is. The other one has several gems on it.

>>9074411
An heirloom would be nice.
And perhaps >>9074372 could be interpreted as being after he found it after it was lost, or got it fixed after it was damaged.

>>9074478
People tend to draw it differently as they see fit.
And I was actually the requester of that pic, it being the specific one she always wears being given to her by her dad was the intent. Of course, everyone is welcome to their own ways of seeing it.

>>9074411
Considering how large her mother is it's probably an earring.

>>9074519
I don't see how it would fit as an earring.
Probably it has removable chain parts that can be added to make it fit differently aged arimaspis.

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>>9074372

>>9075918
Nice.
Though the minimalist lines don't work on coloring to a degree because of the floating hand effect.

>>9075940
Yep, I noticed.

>>9074516
>Of course, everyone is welcome to their own ways of seeing it.
If the artist intended for something in a pic to be something specific, then you can't go and say that it's something else. It'd be like looking at a picture of clowns on a black-and-white picture and then telling everyone that it's a pic of mimes.

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If Ariana shaves her forearms, will they look human aside from the claws?

>>9076749
No. Personally I think she looks better with human hands, though.

>>9076749
>making her shave her big fuzzy hugging arms
Of all the anons with all their shitty headcanons and ideas, yours somehow trumps them. Yes, even the NTR rapist scat ones.

>>9076808
I never said she should shave them.
Personally, I'd prefer if she didn't.
It's just a lore question for the sake of discussion.

>>9076840
I thought lore didn't matter?

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>>9076808
Ariana's a very cuddly daughteru.

>>9076840
>lore
>for something that barely has any lore at all in the show
>Literally just a random monster that showed up in a flashback
>lore
Are you drunk?

>>9077210
>Implying
>Implying she isn't pure crap whose mom you can't even waifu
>Implying there aren't better out there
Really, with how often you bring her up and how much you all keep making her out to be this perfect and sweet innocent daughteru, I'm surprised the one who used to yell that everyone was circlejerking when they were talking about Darcy, Yuzu, Simmer, and Broil to name a few, hasn't made an appearance yet.

What does Ariana have that no other satyr has in your eyes, besides being strange and freaky and perfect fetish material for those who have a giant fetish?

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>>9077544
>Not happy with just subtly bitching about Arianna in /sat/
>Nobody was giving you the (you)s
>Come here and blatantly try to start shit

Wew lad

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>>9077683
So you can't give an honest answer?
>Implying that was a shitpost
Almost every single thing is seems to be a shitpost to you nowadays.
Someone questions something? Shitpost.
Anyone pointing out flaws or how certain ideas sound legitimately dumb? Baiting.
Someone comments that your idea is not as good as you think it is? Shitpost.
Others have opinions that is different from your own? Shitposters.
Anyone posting their headcanon that two satyrs are just fucking because they're only horny? A crying bitch.
Are you really this sensitive?

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>>9077544
>whose mom you can't even waifu
I don't know about you, but I'd let her be my waifu any day of the week.

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If this ain't sexy, I don't know what is.

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>>9081040
>>9081090
Goat is cute and for fug.

So about how often do you think she actually sees Ariana? Once or twice a year, maybe? It's a pretty long trip, but she could also move plenty fast.

>>9081612
>So about how often do you think she actually sees Ariana? Once or twice a year, maybe?
Probably something like that.
It would depend on how busy she is and where her travels take her, but she endeavors to visit her daughter at least once a year.

>>9082025
>It would depend on how busy she is and where her travels take her,
I still stand by the idea that she's a battlefield scavenger, and pries rings, lockets, cash, weapons, armor and other valuables off of the the dead left behind in wars.

>>9082263
Sure, when the opportunity arises. There aren't enough big battles going on to make a living doing only that all the time though.

>>9082333
I dunno, in ye olde days of melee oriented combat, it was common enough and left enough dead that you could survive quite well on it.

>>9082473
If there's any military conflicts raging where Ariana's mother (who we need a name for) could feasibly loot battlefields, they're probably pretty far from Equestria.

Generally battlefields even that far back would not have massive piles of corpses sitting about for long enough for a 3rd party to hear about them, travel to them, then collect shit from them, there just won't be that many people dead, and battles typically had a post battle "dead collection" period.

I think it works best if she's just a wandering oddjobsgoat out to see the world.

>>9085045
Or hang around in areas currently in heavy conflict.
But that might not work. She'd still have to follow the battles, and wait close enough to know what's going on. And battlefield looters aren't liked, and arimaspi not stealthy. So yeah, you've convinced me it'd only be an opportunistic thing if she did that.

So what kind of odd jobs does oddjobsgoat like to do, then?

>>9085257
Thinking maybe heavy lifting at docks could be very useful to bum rides and meals over seas. Given how much she can handle, she could load up a ship in a fraction of the time it'd take a full crew normally.

Maybe sometimes she's being an auxiliary guard to some important person. While I'm sure she could hold her own to some degree in combat, I'm thinking just her size alone generally ensures she rarely needs to do fuck all.

Could also sometimes be helping with demolition or harvesting of resources like trees or in quarries.

And given she's so mobile, probably couriering too. Basically any work she can get that will keep her fed and not keep her stuck in one place, Could see her spelunking ruins or doing some general treasure hunting stuff too when the opportunity arises. A lot of the fancy shit she finds seems like good things that she might pass onto Ariana whenever she comes to visit.

>>9085480
Mhmm, they could probably pretty easily do most any heavy lifting job quite easily. And we've already seen that a single arimaspi, assuming competence in fighting, can handle an entire keep of griffins, who are surely more lethal combatants than most species. Though it presumably helps that the griffins were caught off guard.

>A lot of the fancy shit she finds seems like good things that she might pass onto Ariana whenever she comes to visit.
Cute, goatgal really could use a name.

So does she try to respect Ariana's preference for more low key stuff? Try to encourage her to be more traditionally flashy? Or perhaps find a middle ground of bringing practical stuff like enchanted items?

>>9085871
>So does she try to respect Ariana's preference for more low key stuff? Try to encourage her to be more traditionally flashy? Or perhaps find a middle ground of bringing practical stuff like enchanted items?
She probably brings in useful practical items that she thinks are more useful for Anonymous or Ariana than herself, and lots of classic arimaspi-brand jewelry. Anonymous and Ariana probably do their best to find a use for everything she brings, since I don't think Ariana would let it get sold, gold or not.

>>9086615
Yeah, I could see her as the sentimental type who finds it hard to part with gifts.
I can empathize. I actually kinda dislike getting gifts because I feel bad if I don't like or use it enough.

>>9085045
>I think it works best if she's just a wandering oddjobsgoat out to see the world.
That's always been my headcanon too.
If she heard of an upcoming battle she might try to get there and find some good shit, but even the arimaspi lands isn't some sort of war-torn wasteland where battles rage all the time. Most battles would just be small bands of bandits vs travelers, and those would usually be over in minutes and only involve a dozen or so people at most, and whoever lost would immediately be looted by the winner.

Most of the time she would be better off seeking out old ruins and whatnot to search for treasure, or taking jobs for payment. Escort and mercenary jobs would pay decently and might even give her the opportunity to be on the winning side of the occasional battle against offending bandits that could be looted for whatever treasures they'd stolen.

>>9086615
>>9086721
I imagine Ariana has quite a collection of arimaspi jewelry. Even if she doesn't wear it everyday it isn't necessarily useless. She just wears it for special occasions, the same way ponies do with dresses and humans with fancy suits and smokings.

>>9077210
thicc

>Everyone is circlejerking over Ariana again
You might as well just rename this general the Monster Offspring general, because you sure don't seem to care about ponies or Equestria being at the centre anymore. At least nowhere near as much as you care about Ariana.
The Arimaspi may as well be extinct for all we know.

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now back to our regularly scheduled ponyponyponypony

>>9090091
Cute satyr.

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>>9091109
She's cuter when she has sizable sweater cows

>>9092530
I prefer her with DFC personally, although something in between would be nice. B-C cup maybe.

>>9090091
Now those are some nipples that I'd like to shove safety pins through.

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>>9092688
I wish I could draw for you Anon so I could draw Candy covering her tiny tits and cringing in fear.

Pony mothers lusting for their satyrs' dicks.

>>9094193
Don't forget femanons.

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Mal!

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>>9094193
>>9094367
Warren prob got lots of lusting over from his mom. And given his lack of self confidence she prob wanted to teach him some confidence

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>>9094470
Dunno man, Vitiligo is a pretty severe turn off.

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>>9094395
wouldn't it make more sense to post lewd Mal in this bread?

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>>9094546
But the horse cock is real on Warren. Lots of females would grin and bear his off color swaps for a chance to know a true filling from his thick dick

>>9094611
>Implying
Warren is literally shit stained. He should never have let Muddle sit on him.

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>>9094611
How exactly would that work when he has no confidence, though? The insecure weirdos IRL don't exactly drown is pussy.

>>9094470
I'd rather talk about Pinkie and Pogo.

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>>9094808
>Drakes have a possibility of carrying a disease that fucks up a creatures pigmentation and changes it to match theirs

Deloras was white as fuck before she met Muddle.

>>9094831
Things work different in Equestria, even the most beta of males can get pussy if they are around the right creatures in estrus or a heat season

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>>9094865
Pogo is one active little cutie, getting it on with Mayor Mare, Alex and his mom. His bubbly and optimistic attitude is a big turn on

>>9094907
How would Ace even meet Pogo?

>>9094987
>Ace

Did you mean Alex?

>>9094907
>Pinkie loves to tease Pogo when nobody is around
>When they bake together, she makes sure it always gets messier than usual
>That way, she can get rid of all the dough and sweet stuff from Pogo's body with her tongue
>And she always makes sure to take her time

>>9094580
It sure would.

>>9094831
Because Warren is a cock worship meme. Nothing more.

>>9094868
>Things work different in Equestria,
Agreed, but not because I think everyone loses control during estrus. But rather because pretty much everything has such a high number of females to every male.

>>9094997
Yeah. Dunno why I read that as Ace.

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>>9095330
Figured after the whole being a bitch thing Gilda calms down and tries to make good with RD again and as a result does bring her kid with her. Sooner or later Pinkie and her kid will be there and the two meet up like that. That'd be the most likely imo.

>>9095302
And because this is /sad/, so, you know, sexy universe.

>>9095643
I mean they already made their peace in the show so. This is fairly self explanatory though, since I read it as Ace that's why I was confused. What sort of relationship to the Pinkie satyrs have with the Dash satyrs?

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>>9095665
I honestly like the stupid idea of a parallel universe existing to satyr where its all a lewd version of Equstria, so things like cock socking, daddy daughter, and harems are common place and encouraged. And each satyr has a lewd and perverted copy of themselves. And I also love the idea of parallel lewdzu warping into the SFW reality to live with her SFW and loving dad. Just for stupid non serious fun and one shits.

>>9095707
They probably know one another and are on good terms, but maybe dont mesh too well depending on their hobbies. But still would be fun to see them interacting. I imagine Pogo would be closer to Prism in that she enjoys Pinkies snacks and sweets and the two bond over them as she tries to learn how to be a baker from him. Since as we know Prism is a very top tier old fashion waifu, cooks cleans, and is very shy and reserved. And more fertile than a bun satyr, holding her hand even slightly romantic could get her pregnant.

>>9095788
>things like cock socking, daddy daughter, and harems are common place and encouraged.
A mans daughters are his most valuable property.

>>9095857
What about the D?

What kind of swimsuit would your favorite satyr wear?

>>9096472
Nothing at all.

>>9096472
Lewd
Candy in a small skimpy two piece.

SFW
Annie in a one piece with a duck floaty around her body

Let's say you're a father to a cute satyr and you discover the portal to the lewd verse. Do you take a temporary trip there and what or who do you do?

>>9096450
If you mean dick that apart of him so it's not really a possession. But the lewd verse is a very liberal place.

>>9096726
I'd rather just assume lewd verse from the beginning, and claim my daughters as my wives.

>>9096903
You're a disappointment to us all.

>>9096601
I want to see Annie wearing nothing but a duck floaty.

>>9097061
I want to see Annie get anally raped by Sombra right before Salai bursts into the room and shoots him with a shotgun.

>>9097061
>tfw can't draw Annie properly to fulfil this request.

where even is /d/?

>>9097703
Probably sleeping and dreaming about his freaky arimaspi waifu/daughteru.

>>9097524
>shoots him with a shotgun
Funny you say that I wrote a one shit back in AiE where Sombra tries to reach out to SA and be good but kept getting shot by Cadence with a shotgun. Fun times

>>9099843
Sounds like a fun story. Got it saved somewhere?

If AiE was as serious over headcanons and shipping as this place is, then how do you think that general would have been like by now?

>>9095330
Because you want her. It's okay, nothing wrong with wanting a strong babe to pin you down to the bed and have her way with you.

>>9101774
I want that.

So im new to this and just half of this post makes my brain hurt from whats going on

>>9102503
What in particular is confusing you? We could clarify it if you want.

>>9102503
People are just headcanoning.

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>>9102622
Who is Darcy, Yuzu, Simmer, and Broil and what happened that created this thread that first started

>>9103204
Darcy is Big Macintosh's elder daughter.
Yuzu is a daughter of a Bat Pony.
Simmer and Broil are the kids (son and daughter) of Fizzle. They're generally a point of contention, particularly Simmer.

/sad/ exists because of autistic screeching, and persists being red boards are superior to blue boards when it comes to lewd content.

>>9103331
>/sad/ exists because of autistic screeching,

That surely won't cause another shit storm at all. But I am curious why that Anon asked such a specific question like that.

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>>9103204
Big Mac's kid. Latina girl who loosely follows some of those traditions. Lives life on the farm. Usually depicted in her late teens or early adult hood.

Kid of an unnamed bat pony. Lives with her dad, hangs out with Mistake, changeling satyr. Usually a pretty big daddy's girl.

They're Fizzle's kids. They're often depicted as monster hunters of some sort.
They're very polarizing ones, I'd advise lurking more before delving into that can of worms.

MSOB drew some pics of Hope, the Lyra satyr, in reference to Wonder Project J2. People liked the idea of having kids with their waifus, and the general started there.

/sad/ was created when a particularly persistent troll caused enough fighting that some misguided soul made /sad/ in hopes of making it stop. It didn't work and he now trolls both, but we stay here because it's nice to be able to easily post explicit stuff.
Most people usually ignore the guy now.
General rule, if it seems like it's trying to start a fight, it probably is.

>>9103416
Benefit of the doubt, he might just want to know how the general started, perhaps not the /sat/ - /sad/ thing.

Bumo

>>9103204
Well, the Satyr General originally started when someone posted a pic ofd Lyra being pregnant and saying something like "well, it looks like you could get me pregnant after all" or something like that. This spawned many, many feels and family stories, and just a tiny bit of mild incest that actually had some thought put into it.

>>9103474
>/sad/ was created when a particularly persistent troll caused enough fighting
Oh please. We all know that /sad/ was created because some faggots wouldn't stop pushing weird sexual fetishes like inbreeding almost every time others were talking about things not sexual. The archives exists as proof.

>>9108287
The satyr general was only around once satyr was for fug? Other than that it was contained in AiE?
Cool to know the origins.

>>9109910
>The satyr general was only around once satyr was for fug?
No.
>Other than that it was contained in AiE?
Also no.

>>9109910
Satyr was always for fug. I'm pretty sure one of the first satyr stories I read back before it became a full general was some Hope incest story.

one random satyr doing one random lewd thing

go

>>9110955
Hope wearing a bikini made of cum.

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>>9111031

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>>9110955
Young Gumdrop picking out a collar for herself.

>>9110955
Icarus jacking off to Prism in the shower

>>9110955
Snaphot in a chastity cage. It's prostate orgasms or nothing whether he likes it or not.

Protip - He does.

>>9111319
unf

>>9110955
Ace peeping from a cloud and schlicking

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>>9110955
Yuzu dressed as a succubus and saying "Master." them as themselves are pretty lewd.

>tfw DJ returned only to not draw anything and prob passed out

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>>9110955
>>9113855
Apparently she was a Gargoyle, not a succubus. And can she bending down picking up rocks and unaware she is flashing her naughty bits?

>>9110797
Maybe it was the first you read, but it sure as hell wasn't the very first story.

What would happen if satyr walked in on her parents doing the nasty?

>>9116866
Depends on how old she is. If she was too young to know what was going on, she'd probably ask them what they were doing.
If she was old enough to know what sex was, she'd probably get embarrassed and leave before they noticed her if she could. Maybe she would even get a bit moist from listening to her parents' grunts and moans and start touching herself outside their door.

>>9117227
I'm surprised and a little disappointed that you didn't answer that you would tell them to come closer so you could turn them into your cocksock.

>>9113707
Peeping at what?

>>9117597
Not everything has to be lewd, friend.

>>9117835
(You)

>>9118113
Masturbating outside your parents' door while listening to them having sex is still pretty lewd.

>>9117597
>>9118113
I'd say not everything has to be daddy daughter. That's already a really common and popular thing here to the point where it feels over saturated. But a slower build up to it may be a bit more inticing.

>>9116866
If SFW Verse
Close the door in a hurry. Get a very awkward but somwhat angry rant from mom or father depending on sex of satyr of the importance of knocking and not just barging in. And some very conflicted feels about the whole thing.

>NSFW verse
Depends on the satyr desu senpai
>Alex
Nopes the fuck out of there. But uses the position for later reference with Pogo.

>Deloras
Masturbates to the thought of being mated like that herself with her dream male. Which varies depending on her fixation that month. But not her step dad you pervs. She is not about that life.

>Rory
Is distraught at seeing his dear mother be railed and vents to Thistle. Thistle has secret perv thoughts of her and Rory doing the deed.

>Muddle
Yells at his mom and dad for having sex. Gets royally yelled back at by his folks. Muddles slams door pissed how it was their fault for putting themselves in that awkward situation.

I'll do more when im free again

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>>9118620
>Is distraught at seeing his dear mother be railed and vents to Thistle. Thistle has secret perv thoughts of her and Rory doing the deed.
I like to think that Rory and Thistle are BFFWBs.

>>9118113
Have you forgotten that we're in /sad/, friend? If I want cute and innocent things, then I'll go to /sat/.

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>>9117597
>tfw you unironically like cocksocking.

>>9108287
>>9103474
Thank you both that was what my question was is how it all started in the first place

>>9118851
I'm still not entirely sure what the specifics of cocksocking entail, but I'd much prefer to have a deep meaningful loving relationship with my daughteru than just use her as a living sex toy.

>>9119332
Definition changes from person to person basis, I guess.
Personally, I like to see it as a form of fairly uncommon, due to the westermark effect, but socially acceptable form of sexual parentalism, letting a girl bond sexually to the dominant male figure of her life and provide her relief during estrus. Usually a father, but also sometimes an uncle, much older brother, or close family friend.
That this arrangement fairly often ends up with a just out and out romantic relationship is of little concern in the female heavy cultures that practice it.

>>9119332
Then you don't belong here.

>>9119685
rude desu senpai

I did ask this in /sat/, but which satyr would you consider have the most character?

>>9117835
An amorous squid, a tentacle monster, I don't know, she's hiding in a cloud!

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>>9119980
Prob Muddle, since he got the most character building or interpretations. Ranging anywhere from spoiled brat, to nice guy with a good heart. Just my opinion which Im sure somebody will tell me how wrong I am

Who is the tallest satyr?

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>>9123905
That's a pretty obvious one.

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>>9123905
Snap is actually the tallest "normal" satyr capping out at 6 feet 8 inches by the time she's 19. Most satyrs get dwarfed by her excluding Arianna

>>9124164
She doesnt count since she is monstrously huge due to life on genetic easy mode

>>9124688
Snap is a drake.

>>9123905
Probably Warren. Female, Darcy.

who's the shortest satyr (besides teri)?

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>>9127327
Mia Incognita, the shortestest of the shortstacks.

>>9127422
She's not stacked, though, just short.
Girl's got serious neoteny.

>>9127439
She's very sensitive to her lack of stack. Be nice.

So which of the Main 6 satyrs is your favorite?

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>>9127635
Cider.

>>9127702
THICC

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>>9128046
Yeah she truly is

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>>9128076

>>9127702
>>9128076
>>9129675
Cider is a cutie. Utah must have a hard time containing his boners.

>>9129702
And it's off to sibling incest country again.

>>9130249
It's a wild time down in apple country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VceudUh1o4

>>9129702
No

>>9127702
>>9128076
>>9129675
Fuchs sure had a wicked nice artstyle.

>>9113855
>DJ returned only to not draw anything and prob passed out
That is correct. I apologize for any false hope.

The good news is I have been drawing like crazy lately. I believe I'm rediscovering my passion for drawing. I hope it lasts...

>>9131821
Good to hear. Got any new satyr art planned?

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my tablet's sensitivity isn't working. that makes me sad.

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>>9131961
I'm doodling satyr at the moment. I've mainly been focused on establishing my own characters for my own projects, but I can take satyr requests to warm up when I begin a drawing session.

Of course, completion and quality rely on how much I've had to drink.

I also take requests from /sug/ and it's WAY more active than /sad/ and /satyr/ so I lurk the other guys more.

>>9132010
That happens to me occasionally. It is quite infuriating.

I've been thinking about getting a Wacom Cintiq with my income tax.

>>9132053
Mind if I ask what sort of characters you have? (Is it lewd?)

>>9132010
Cute Mistake!

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>>9132077
Shit, I have over 120 original characters from around 13 stories that vary from high fantasy, to the wild west, to a cop drama, to giant mechs in the far future. Some are more established than others.

>>9132010
Do you think Mistake and Yuzu frequently chill naked at home?

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>>9131821
Well hope you take request on my day off, I really loved those nights when you would taking requests and the thread would bubble with activity

I request more Laika lewds

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>>9132784

>>9133155
>Kid Laika
A cutie. If you don't mind can you do a pic of Snapshot winking playfully while tilting his sunglasses down a bit? Maybe in some cute summer wear?

>tfw You always seem to be active and taking requests when I'm working or not at home.

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>>9133593
i can do that, but i'm not DJ, just so you know..

>>9133796
>Implying that's a bad thing
I love all our artists. You too.

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>>9134124
cool, just wanted to clarify

>>9133155
Could use less horsecock, 3bh.

>>9134495
Thank you based /d/.

>>9133155
Needs more peanut butter.
>Garret and Laika experimenting
Lewd little abominations.

>>9134495
Draw a pic of Snapshot where he doesn't look so much like a fucking girl. You've girlified Snapshot so damn much that we have to beat it into someone's head that he has a dick everytime someone asks "who is she?"

>>9135428
What if Snapshot actually was a girl?

>>9133155
Cute!

>>9133796
unf

>>9135428
Chad Shot? Also

>We have to tell people when they ask "Who is she?"
>Things that never happen the post
>inb4 sudden "new fag" asking about snapshot and then never appearing again

>>9135500
Then he'd be hot.

>>9135428
Isn't that the whole point of a trap?

>>9135546
>Everyone thinks she's a cross dressing boy just because she's flat as a board and slightly androgynous.
>It really does bother her.

>>9136210
Or maybe that's exactly what she wants people to think.

>>9136210
Reverse traps are pretty okay.

>>9136855
They most certainly are.

>>9137234
A shame we have so little art of them.

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Vag did a new Simmer on his blog.

>>9143085
I mean it's a bit cleaner than the last few, but still needs work. Wondering as well why he has no pink underscale.

>>9143085
Isn't that Broil?

>>9143380
Broil's hair is pinker.

>>9143085
>Femboy tits
>Big butt fucking ass
Lovely

>>9143380
>>9143897
And Broil has no wings

>>9143380
Nope, Broil has human arms and no wings.

>>9146599
Why is there even such a difference between the two of them anyway?

>>9146780
I have no idea. Probably just artistic preferences. Also, it would be more difficult to tell them apart if there were no differences other than Broil having boobs.

>>9146904
Well aren't they twins? Twins tend to be pretty hard to tell apart. I figured Broil's hair being a pinker color would be sufficient.

>>9146920
They are, which is why they are so alike to begin with. I dunno, really. Probably just because they were created by different artists.

>>9144014
>>9143085
Why does he have tits? If he wanted to draw tits why didn't he draw fucking Broil?

>>9147255
Good question.
He usually doesn't have tits.

>>9147255
So trapfags can tell themselves it's totally not gay, bruh.

Or maybe Simmer finally became such a pussy he finally started just getting the operation.

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>>9147255
It is a mystery. Post horses instead.

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>>9147391
Do you think she takes commissions?

>>9147403
No.

>>9147403
Maybe once she became confident enough.

>>9147255
Obviously they're for naizuri

>>9147719
Who?

New Thread
>>9147830
>>9147830
>>9147830

Secretly the wrong numbers edition.

>>9147859
>There is literally 40 posts left in this thread
>Still makes a new one

Stop being a damn retard and delete the thread. And stop making them earlier and earlier. Wait for bump limit

>>9147859
We've got 40 posts to go and you didn't even do it right

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>>9147859

>>9147255
Because he wanted to. You aren't forced to look at it, you know. There is a hide post button. Jesus.

>>9148499
I'm just saying it looks dumb. If you put tits on a guy, they're hardly a guy at all. And Simmer being flat chested was the only way to tell how he wasn't female considering how feminized Vag likes to make him.

>>9148803
>Wings
>Hair
>Scaled body parts
I know you're upset because "Waaah, muh pure ponies. Drakes a shit", but you could at least try harder with your arguments.

>>9149203
I don't see any whining about drakes being shit in his post.

>>9149238
Usually people who give a shit about simmer and broil looking alike [spoilerino]Shocking, for twins to look alike[/neghborino] have a problem with drakes in general. the ones without pussies [mokiedokie]or a cloaca [/artichokie] at least.

>>9149276
You realize people can have criticisms without having to hate the thing in question, right?
The criticism he made was that it doesn't make sense to put tits on a guy. That's a valid criticism, and in no way indicates he hates drakes. Even if he does hate drakes, it's still a valid criticism. You don't need to be so defensive.

>>9149203
I argued that it doesn't make sense to put tits on an established titless character, draw him like a female and still call him male. That just turns him into a futa.

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>>9149368
Didn't he already have a hint of tenderness in the chest area when Vag drew him?

>>9149395
That one's an edit, so I don't know how valid that is.

wrote a thing

>Day Equestria in Equestria in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, because who else would you be?
>It was a pretty hot day, all things considered, and you and Gumdrop were in your backyard.
>You sigh, taking a sip from a glass of lemonaid you had.
"What a scorcher, huh?"
>Gumdrop nodded, "Yeah... Do you think the pegasi will send some rain our way soon?"
>You shrugged.
"No idea, sweetie."
>She groaned, shuffling in discomfort.
>Despite sitting in the shade, the heat was clearly beyond her.
>Getting up, the half-pony suddenly gripped the bottom of her long shirt, and slowly began pulling it up over her head, the cloth struggling a bit against her moist fur.
>You blinked as she tossed the white shirt aside, standing chest bare with naught on besides some pink panties which seems even more drenched than her shirt was.
"Uh, Gumdrop...?"
>"It's too hot, daddy, I can't..."
"Well at least head inside."
>The filly gives you an incredulous look. In truth, it was a bit of a silly suggestion.
>The two of you had abandoned the house entirely because it was even warmer and mustier than outside.
"Right. Nevermind."
>Sighing, you take another sip of your drink, only to find your glass was empty.
>Leaning up from your lounge chair, you look over at the pitcher. It too, was empty.
>You could try to make more, perhaps. But that would involve going into the house.
>Resigning yourself to your lemonaid-less existance, you look back over to the toppless Gumdrop, who had moved over to the yard shed.
>She had dug out the inflatable pool, and was dragging it into the center of the yard. It was decently large, but without a pump filling it up was a pain.
>Gumdrop's eyes caught yours, and she smiled softly.
>You smiled back, but were curious of what exactly she planned to do with the pool.
>She had no way to inflate the thing, and even then, no water to actually fill the pool with.

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>>9149434
Here's the original one.

>>9149487
>Your smile faded when she peeled off her panties, flinging them slingshot-like towards her abandoned shirt.
"Gumdrop come on. What if the neighbours see?"
>She ignores your complaint, and instead, after an exaggerated diver's pose, jumps onto the flattened pool.
>To your surprise, the thick sweaty coating on her belly causes her to slide a reasonable distance across the little pool.
>"Come on in, Daddy, the water's great."
"Gumdrop, there is no water."
>She rolls her eyes, and begins doing various swim strokes in place in the empty pool.
>Laughing, you decide anything is better than roasting in the sun.
>You get out of your chair and undo your shirt. It had been all but ruined in the sweltering heat, so you didn't feel too concerned tossing it onto the chair.
>Making your approach the satyr flipped over, giving you a fairly liberal view of her unmentionable regions and flat chest as she did a faux backstroke, giggling profusely.
>"Hurry up, Daddy, we're running out of water!"
"Hold your horses, Gumdrop, I'm coming."
>Realizing that it would be 'improper' to go swimming in your pants, you quickly unbutton and drop them, Gumdrop's face turning red when she realized you had opted against wearing underwear today.
>There was literally nothing wrong with going commando. Especially given how itchy and miserable every attempt at boxers Rarity had made for you was.
>You dived into the 'pool', not really sliding like Gumdrop had, but you landed close enough to her to begin the assault.
>Before the filly could react you quickly began tickling her inner elbows--her one sure fire weakspot.
>She flinched away, giggling madly, but your arms were far too long and her back's friction against the rubber of the pool was too strong for her to escape.
>"S-Stop it, Daddy!" she choked out between uproarious laughter.
>Never being one to deny her, you let up your assault and instead brought your head down onto her soft stomach, blowing a mighty raspberry.

>>9149501
>She couldn't withstand your advance, and continued to giggle wildly.
>But as you caught your breath for another round, she attacked to turn the tables against you with a tickle attack of her own.
>It was not very effective, to her dismay, and you reached around her tickling fingers and lifted her up.
>Sitting up you brought her close into a mighty bear hug, one she warmly returned.
>With your mutual laughter settling down, you took the moment to look at Gumdrop as she took a seat in your lap.
>She smiled brightly up at you. "I love you, Daddy."
>You returned the smile.
"I love you too sweetie."
>The pair of you sat in the rubber pool for a while, enjoying eachother's company.
>You reached a hand up to her head, running it through her hair as she leaned against your chest.
>"It's still really hot."
"Yeah... Seriously, this can't be good for all the fields."
>Gumdrop nodded in agreement.
>Another moment passed in silence, you leaning back some in the pool, using your free arm to prop yourself up.
>A soft moan broke you from your stupor, as you looked back down at Gumdrop.
>It seemed the weather was not the only heat that was starting to take it's toll on the little one.
>One of her hands had slowly but surely traced its way down her body, over her budding breats and soft, every so slightly chubby belly, onto her privates, where they found their mark softly rubbing the plump entrance.
>You smile wistfully, content to watch her for a short while as her speed slowly built.
"Did you want some help with that, Gumdrop?"
>Your only response is a soft 'mhm' through her moans.
>Rolling your eyes, you free your hand from the curls of her hair and reach down under her own hand, replacing her vigourous rubbing with your own more deep and thoughtful rubs.
>Her eyes roll back as your strong hand goes to work at her nether regions, the strength of her winks growing deeper and more forceful by the second.

>>9149509
>Finally, with a deep whine, she peaks, the sounds of your fingers sliding through her growing deep and goop as her light orange soup pours out onto your memeber below her, which stood tall and alert.
>You leave your hand in as she rides the afterglow, her breathing deep and meaningful, her smile warm.
>She looks up at you, meeting your own smile.
>"I... don't think we can fill the pool like this, Daddy."
"It was worth a shot."
>She chuckles, eyes wandering down toward your own need. Her smile takes a more sensual as she gazes upon it.
>"So, Daddy..."
>You pull your fingers out of her finally, rubbing their thick coating of mare juice between them.
>"Did you want some help with that?"
>You grinned.
"Sure."

fin
https://pastebin.com/MVtPZZry

>>9149522
It was good until the squash soup killed my boner

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>>9149608
my condolences

>>9149625
Gross. Don't ruin soup for me Anon. Do you even know what actual soup made from pureed squash?

>>9149315
You haven't been here long, have you? Almost everyone gets defensive as fuck the second anyone criticizes anything.

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>>9149522
Good stuff.

>>9149700
Not everyone, just one or two overly aggressive guys.

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>>9150571
Sorry Big Mac, nothing could make that twink anything more than a complete faggot.

>>9150626
But Anon look at those abs

>>9150795
Anon pls, everyone has abs underneath whatever they've got above them.
But he must be dangerously malnourished for them to be that accentuated, same with those arms. But he's got the thighs of a morbidly obese man.
I don't know how you end up with a body like that, but it's clearly life threatening.

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>>9150843
What's your diagnosis of this satyr then? She bought Mac's Maximum Percent Workout and turned out just fine. Look at all the people oogling at her now!

>>9150916
I diagnose her with a cripplingly atrophied knee.
She'll never walk right again.

>>9150937
That knee does look pretty weird.

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>>9152100
Annie becomes a shapely woman when she grows up.

Also,

>Spamming pictures
Why be in a rush to make a new thread when we are so slow we can barely move along this one?

>>9152166
Because threads get slow specifically because they're near their limit.
Nobody generally wants to talk when the thread's almost over, causing it to grind to a halt.

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>>9152206
>Still 2 posts early
Retard

Might as well kill the thread since that idiot OP aint gonna finish what he started. And stop making the threads early you moron

>>9152190
>Nobody generally wants to talk when the thread's almost over, causing it to grind to a halt.
I'm not so sure about that.
I think it's more just that threads tend to get a burst of activity whenever a new one is started.

>>9152087
So how come Asha is chocolate? I thought Anonymous was a green dude.

>>9153508
>Not knowing Zecora has black skin under her coat

Also Anon is green just like a green screen, you can add whatever effect you want in there. He is for self insertion

Gooood