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Destroyed.
>>9056609
I know, but I like having longer hair
Is it time to make Pasta-chan blush?
While the rest of us vomit.
>>9056635
I must ask, why do you like long hair? For me it's a pain in the ass. Then again, I can never get a normal-looking hairstyle even when short.
>>9056635
I'm the opposite.
>>9056637
>>9056642
>>9056655
Sorry guys
>>9056659
>>9056691
I dunno, I guess I feel more comfortable with longer hair
It's not you.
lick the bat ass
>>9056726
You have your own general. Two of them to be exact. Let's separate the friendship and fetishism here, okay?
Car wash achieved
>>9056691
I have shoulder length hair and a bald spot.
fadsfdsfdsafds
>>9056591
So what the hell goes on in these threads any way?
>>9056726
And here I thought I would have another filly anon pic. Until I saw the diaper. Way to enthuse me and let me down...
>>9056720
No, it is not you; it is him.
>>9056591
What is dripping from her mouth?
>>9056770
There is no conversation, only stupidity.
>>9056770
Bronies
>>9056697
*Tickles you*
>>9056770
Talk about whatever and avatarfag, usually with ponies.
>>9056781
I believe it was intended to be blood but the image is unfinished.
>>9056770
Sex!
>>9056762
My hair goes a little lower tham my shoulders
>>9056770
CIrclejerking and avatarfagging
>>9056777 (checked)
Whats wrong with him?
>>9056770
Stuff. Autism, shitposting, love.
>>9056795
No pls dont do that im very ticklish and I hate being tickled
>>9056825
>>9056837
What if a French tickler were used?
>>9056825
retard horse is best horse
>>9056818
For some reason, it feels like watching someone who is about to roofie you at a cheap bar.
>>9056862
>>9056857
I had to google to find out what those were
I don't know if I'm ticklish there but pls stay away from my stomach
>>9056868
What makes you feel that way?
>>9056888
>>9056893
Probably the avatar.
>>9056893
Butt, what about...?
>ywn be a pretty anthro mare
>>9056941
I don't think I'm ticklish there
I could be wrong though
>>9057019
I'll be fine with that. I like having a dick!
>>9056769
Did you have a stroke?
>>9057046
Oh I bet with the right stimulation, you'll be giggling like a schoolgirl~
>>9057089
The site was giving me connection errors.
>>9057097
Ruby, go get a hooker or masturbate or something.
>>9057097
>>9057019
>ywn be the milk mare
>Pasta continues to humor him
>>9057160
Hey, this is a safe for work thread!
He is taking one for the team. Bless him.
WELCOME BACK NORTHERN
*yaaaaaaawn* Aaaand I'm awake, feeling pretty good too.
Morning everypony. The Monster Prince has arrived.
>>9057019
Hah! Been there, done that. Was a while ago.
Good times.
>>9057146
It's not so much for my sake right now. I'm just trying to give Pasta some inappropriate thoughts.
>>9057148
Heeeeyyyy~
>>9057168
>>9057178
>>9057185
Whip your dick like a lasso and haul ass!
>>9057173
[spoiler]no[spoiler]
>>9057210
heya
I want Twiggles to violate my throat with her thick horsie tongue
>>9057230
Do not mind me. Have fun.
>>9057242
How's it goiiiiiiiiing?
>>9057234
https://youtu.be/AXzEcwYs8Eo
>>9057267
I'm humored just as much as he is
>>9057281
Eating some pasta, watching some youtube, how are you?
>>9057319
Gay as heck.
>>9057210
Where do you think we are nigguh? We're all thinking lewd thoughts all the time because we're on a board with porn everywhere!
Phallus everywhich way! Tits out the ass! Cuntcakes! Fudgepackers on a motorboat through the sea of dicks to become heroic semen on their way to twerk island of the milkmaids and babymakers!
>>9057319
Doing pretty good. Just got back from a fairly mellow protest. Gonna get home and make lunch soon.
>>9057336
>>9057336
>>9057358
A protest huh?
What are you gonna make?
>>9057393
Tell us in great detail how it feels.
>>9057428
How what feels
>>9057295
Come on cunt cowboy we've got rivers of jism and sweet sweat all around us! Now ride the bitchmobile all the way down to the candy shop for some sugartits with a side of extra booty.
>>9057437
These homoerotic experiences with the master tickler.
>>9057445
Welp. That's enough of that.
>>9057452
Oh
>>9057452
>>9057357
Not lewd enough.
>>9057413
Yep. Climate change protest. They reuse their slogans a bit too much I think. As for food... dunno yet. Maybe eggs and bacon?
>>9057481
Go on, then.
>>9057492
I'm not sure what to say
>>9057485
Ah, I see
Sounds like a good meal
>>9057474
Scrotum.
"Fuck and kiss you at the same time"
>>9057526
Oh... I see...
>>9057485
Every time you get an erection you grow an extra dick!
>>9057485
here we go again.
https://pastebin.com/ukiAjSNd
>>9057526
I think he's asking for you to describe in further detail how you feel about me flirting with you.
I don't get why it has to be a big deal. Flirting for the sake of flirting can be fun.
Who doesn't love some vanilla Coca-Cola
>>9057605
Yeah I guess that makes sense
And yeah it can be fun
Swill.
Does he typically document his trips to Wal-Mart, or is this a new thing?
New to me.
I can't sit idly, no i can't sit at all
>>9057595
What is the lookup array for?
Can't stand all these silly coke variants, original flavor remains the only viable option.
>>9057605
Maybe he's just thirsty?
>>9057691
Have you tried the life version of the sweetner
>>9057691
RC > Pepsi > Coke
Rather drink water.
>>9057740
My city has god-tier tapwater
>>9057684
The lookup array is intended to speed up the algorithm by storing previously primeswapped chars so they can be replaced instantly without having to be recomputed.
>>9057751
Mah nigga!
My friends are dragging me into heroes of the storm so I guess I'll be back later
>>9057751
I've been trying to lay off the coke and drink more water, drinking a sparkling water with peach flavoring right now
>>9057829
My deepest condolences.
>>9057839
>>9057790
Royal Crown. Made by the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.
>>9057790
>>9057790
>>9057740
RC Cola.
Royal Crown. I like it.
RC > Coke > Pepsi (Unless served with Ice, Pepsi is better with ice than RC or Coke, unless slushed, in which case Coke is the best)
>>9057857
I don't think I've had RC before
Heroes of the Storm is even worse than League, though.
>>9057829
I love Sparkling Water. It's like 80% of what I drink. I have a case of La Croix Lemon Sparkling Water right beside me right now.
La Croix > Everything else.
>>9057822
Duuuuude. I shit you not I am infallible! I'm gonna spend all my savings on bullshit!
Oh, it IS you.
>>9057902
If you can't get RC, drink pepsi with ice - restaurant style. Trust me.
The Monster Prince is seldom wrong.
All MOBAs belong in the bin to be frank.
>Not on friends list anymore
HM
>>9057887
I'll probably start drinking it more often
>>9057886
It's what they wanted to play
They also dragged me into overwatch a few months ago, but we haven't been playing that as much
>>9057923
You're pretty much right
LMAO
>>9057928
Who?
>>9057928
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>9057821
The table is supposed to be filled only with the chars in the bytestring in an attempt to save space. It is the length of the bytestring because in the worst-case scenario each char is different, and the table would be filled with the entire length of the string.
>>9057943
I am familiar with your predicament, as everyone I played with wanted me to transition into OW as well, but I do not enjoy first person shooters.
>>9057957
This is not how it works.
>>9057943
Schweppes isn't bad, Refreshe isn't bad either. Recommend Lemon and Lime for general drinking, with Grapefruit for a little bit of extra kick when you need it.
I knew, I figured I would try
>>9057969
>>9057943
Bro, I'm telling ya, I'm gonna get you smashed sometime and leave you with some random stranger at a motel 6.
>>9057975
Lemon and lime sounds good, I think I'll look for that
>>9058003
I don't know how to feel about that
>>9057911
>>9057994
>>9057968
So in other words, you're willing to eat up O(n) stack memory on the assumption that most of the strings your work on will be less than 256 bytes in size
>>9058022
Look at it as an improvement.
>>9057999
Yes, but at least it brought me back here in an indirect way, allowing us to find each other.
>>9058022
They're two different flavors, to keep things from being too same-y.
Lemon is a little stronger, but lime goes down smoother.
>Kept me
>>9058046
Interesting
>>9058047
Oh, alright
>>9058066
I dont know if you should play league
I'll be back later
>>9058066
Well, it was nice having exchanges with you every so often, and I will always be fond of you no matter what. It is up to you to reverse that, since I assume you had good reason to do it, but I would like it.
>>9057886
They probably want the overwatch skins for playing it, I'm making my brother do the same thing to get d.vas skin for overwatch.
>>9058033
I guess? I could just change it to always be 256 bytes in length.
>>9058137
Understandable.
Just about every city has a different tasting tap water, mostly because of how each city filters their tap. The higher the filtration quality, the better it tastes. If you turn on the tap and the water has a chalky or different taste to bottled, your water is shit!
>>9058117
I actually have something I'd like to get off my chest, so I think now may be a great time.
>being observant enough to realize someone deleted you
>not having a shit load of friends you never talk to
>>9058132
I'm just surprised.
>>9058160
Fine by me.
>>9058161
Well, I was going to say hi once I figured out who it was, and he did not show up when I searched for the name.
>>9058141
Gimme a bit of time to get home. I'll show you a couple of efficient approaches to the algorithm. And then you will be enlightened.
>>9058161
Literally me. We should be best friends, Shiny.
>>9058189
>saying hi any where other than bread
It's like you want to destroy the community
>>9058204
You and Laura are the only ones I talk to on a "regular" basis
>>9058217
MAYBE IF THIS PIECE OF SHIT SITE DID NOT FORCE ME TO SWITCH IPS TO GET AROUND CONNECTION ERRORS
>>9058232
That tells me all that I need to know.
>>9058238
Lame excuses don't make up for it
>>9058232
I mean, we can.
I remember Lora always tried to ERP.
>>9058264
Oh and you
>>9058268
>not riding the community bicycle
>>9058295
There are, like, 20 of those, man.
>>9058280
Do you partake of his teachings?
*cue Bicycle Race by Queen*
>>9058322
He's tried to.
We've had a lot of scheduling issues in that regard.
Monster Prince only has so much time.
>>9058316
Touchè
>>9058322
Nope
CONFLICTING REPORTS
>>9058359
*rolls eyes*
You alright there, Shiny?
>>9058268
Who hasn't erp'd her?
Yea you know there is no pleasing you, when you know your not pleasing me
>>9058415
We didn't get far, I never reached Equestria, and a couple sessions years ago, doesn't account for partaking in it.
So you are a dreadful student is what you are saying.
>>9058468
You could pick up any time you wish, if you have time.
>>9058481
I wouldn't even say that. It's... scheduling that got in the way, ultimately.
>>9058481
Indeed.
>>9058493
I don't dabble in anything anymore. After my break with the tulpa I'm not confident in trying anything extraordinary.
>>9058528
Well, I am entirely Anti-Tulpa.
This carried literally no risks.
>>9058541
I would but like I said I don't want to get involved with anything.
hey there haggots, what's the faps?
>>9058568
Enh. Suit yourself. The Monster Prince has other things to do anyway. Monster things.
>>9058626
Literally nothing?
>>9058679
oh.
that's not interesting at all.
>>9058743
I mean, I can only speak for myself. Other people might be fappening.
I'm a monster kid tho.
I'd say some mcDs sounds good right about now.
>>9058777
I was one of those once, I did shit all the time! then I got really depressed.
what's your excuse?
Buy me some ice cream from there.
>>9058849
What do you mean?
>>9058968
More of this.
>>9058956
for not having anything going on!
kids are always up to something. I scowl menacingly at the ones outside all the time.
You got to go inside for the best experience.
seems like i deleted my bookmark for the horseporn archive thing, anyone got it again?
>>9058987
It's like I'm really there.
You hold your phone like Skitty holds his God damn microphone.
>>9058984
I dunno...
I'm a nice kid who helps people?
>>9058976
BBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>9058992
What horseporn archive?
>>9059025
God damn!
Hello /b/read
>>9059140
Hi
>>9059140
Heya, Miracle.
>>9059140
Hi M1ra!
>>9059033
the one with all the beast and random shit in it
>>9059231
Ask mlpg in mlp
>>9059231
Hmm, it isn't
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LakxwRWYtT0UwcXc
is it?
>>9059337
>https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LakxwRWYtT0UwcXc
no it wasnt google or mega, it some database site or whatever, i cant remember what it was called, but thanks for trying anyways.
>>9059495
Is http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/ it?
>>9059495
If you're looking for Horseporn, try Derpibooru these days.
>>9059525
https://derpibooru.org/1422085
hey rappy. how are you?
>>9059526
thats the one, thank you
>>9059495
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7688122/Best_mare_pack_ever_(Beastiality)
>>9059337
Three methods of efficiently implementing the primeswap algorithm.
https://pastebin.com/cS4M0GVv
>>9059578
No problem, friend!
>>9059618
Thank you very much! I'll study these later. I've gotta go take care of something right now.
Finally back home, now I just got to put all this stuff away.
Where is my ice cream?
What did you get at McDonald's?
Why do fools fall in love?
Who shot JFK?
Why does he wear the mask?
I think I hate everyone
You were supposed to do "when".
We have been diverted by pineapples anyway.
Excuses.
>>9059852
>>9059948
>>9059948
I'm proud of you.
Your present is >rape
>>9059865
>>9059995
Fatty.
>>9059998
This is acceptable.
>>9059998
eat this instead
>>9059577
Just got out of bed, did the vaccuming, how're you?
I'm capped btw, till tomorrow so today I'll have slow response times.
You'll have to link it to me tomorrow as a result sorry. :(
>>9060055
it's no drama.
when will straya get real internet? like the states!
I'm aight. my manager just called to tell me I might get sundays off until my co-worker's mom kicks the bucket.
>>9060037
I did have a pinapple picture but I've misplaced it.
So have a person doing the roasted chicken instead.
>>9060111
Never.
We were going to, they were legit building it, then the opposition took gov and literally, fucked it.
Now we'll never have internet.
Did you and he not get along and your manager want to stop you making life hell for him on sundays?
Or did you and he get along famously and your manager hate him and want him to suffer without any support during that time?
>>9060173
shame
Pineapple
>>9060305
this guy
Pineapple is a shit fruit.
Pineapple on pizza.
Deplorable.
>>9060335
you're a shit fruit
>>9060352
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
>>9060173
I should have explained better.
my manager is trimming the fat, cause business is still slow. so she's going to replace my shift with the old dish-washer who has been working as an extra waitress that day. so I will have that day off.
the lady who does prep-work, her mom is sick, but we still need her on. her mom is intensive care, so she's just waiting for a phone call to come to the hospital. which, when that happens, I'll be taking over her shift while she mourns.
wonderful lady too. I feel bad desu. she's always nice to everyone.
I decided to try and drink one of these.
>>9060618
Do you do any drugs?
>>9060675
No, sir.
>>9060724
You should post a picture of your shit posting setup.
I don't know why, but I suddenly have the urge to tongue out a random person ass.
>>9060772
I would have to hide all the drugs I just claimed I do not do.
>>9060772
That goes for the rest of you too.
I mean, I dun wanna.
>>9060799
>>9060804
I can't handle being made fun of over my pube covered desk again.
>>9060818
Your persistence is admirable.
>>9060831
>>9060831
>>9060831
>>9060831
>>9060831
He will probably dox himself again as well.
>>9060843
That'd be great.
>hides the social security card card that was sitting on my desk.
>>9060870
Why? Would you be able to hold your spaghetti long enough to visit someone?
>>9060889
I'd be fine meeting up with a /b/read member but he lives in Idaho, I think
>>9060925
Who is this crush of yours?
>>9060925
Where do you live?
>>9060937
I don't have a /b/read crush.
>>9060966
Then whom would you visit and why?
>>9060964
I think I was at work anon posting when I said before but the great flat state of Iowa.
>>9060782
Toxoplasmosis infection according to /pol/
>>9060981
If I happened to be in the area of a /b/read member or if they came near by I wouldn't mind meeting up.
>>9061048
You are not answering my question.
>>9061068
Skitty would be most peoples first choice since he'd be the most fun and might try handing out pounds of weed, it'd also be fun to visit Raptor since he's an ausie.
It'd also be interesting to visit your place.
http://imgur.com/a/86Oa3
>inb4 I doxxed myself again.
REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE MAN FROM IDAHO
>>9061045
Sounds about right.
>>9061173
Cute.
>>9061173
That desk is really nice but it doesn't look very comfy to shit post at, unless that chair is really comfy.
>>9061248
its not.
but I used to post from a wooden dining chair. so it's fine.
>>9061232
thank. :3c
>>9061211
HAHA. I am victorious!
>>9061291
So what do you do when you're not here?
This nigger.
>>9061366
Post a picture of yourself.
Surely he isn't doing it on purpose.
send nudes
>>9061362
not a lot.
play ygo, work, trying to get in shape so next year I can join a soft-ball team. boring shit, desu.
>>9061427
Not unless they're actually a gurl, I don't to see no cocks.
>>9061405
No, please.
>>9061462
HA HA
>>9061456
By out of shape do you mean your overweight or are you just trying to gain muscle tone and mass?
>>9061467
doit or maybe you rather post you voice
>>9061462
wow, get out
>>9061533
no u weekend poster
>>9061520
Maybe on your birthday.
>>9061563
what
>>9061520
I gotta work on my stamina.
some visible muscle mass would be nice though.
too bad I'm fuckin lazy as shit, and too shy to just go out and jog in broad daylight.
>>9061634
run at night, thats what I would do
>>9061649
better than my idea to do it at 5am.
what time do you usually go out and run?
>bump limit
>>9061670
>>9061670
>>9061670
New bread
>>9061667
when I did it was around 1-2am