/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Wet Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt0n2WVN_o
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
[NEWS]
>New episodes on May 8th
With "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?" and "I Am My Mom".
https://news.sug.rocks/su-back-may-8/
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
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Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
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[MISC]
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>Archived threads
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>>9042148
Jasper is best gem
Everyone should love North Korea!
>>9042202
What you're looking for is called a "tulpa", my friend.
I learned to lucidly dream. Now I can be with Pearl, and fuck her however I want, but I'm beginning to long for her in my waking hours.
I'd like to sleep forever so I can spend eternity with my lovely, wonderful pearl
first
>>9042148
wet quartzes make me hard
Why are Lapidot fanfics so fucking awful. Here's how you make one.
1. Pick a random AU, zombies, coffee shop, humans, college, medieval, sci-fi, feral animals, high school. Literally anything but canon.
2. Write some shit about lesbians named lLesbian 1 and Lesbian 2, don't worry about their personalities at all.
3. Change the names to Lapis and Peridot
4. Done! Upload that shit to fanfic.net or AO3 and watch the comments and hits pour in
I demand more Pearl lewds
What's /sug/'s favourite magical girls anime?
>>9042258
No, we need more Diamond lewds
>>9042265
star vs the forces of evil
>Wet Edition
>>9042265
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
>>9042265
Madoka
>>9042308
kill yourself
>>9042258
>>9042280
We need more of both!
Gems should stop trying talk with the hand monster in their cellar, it never ends well
>>9042292
MALACHITE IS
C U T E
U
T
E
>>9042327
Well I know what im coloring next
>>9042354
Is this from Build a Pearl?
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9030292/#q9036506
>>9042320
post about it
What if the gems were yandere anime school girls?
>>9042265
>What's /sug/'s favourite magical girls anime?
OG Pretty Cure
>>9042334
Can i talk with them please?
>>9042431
>>9042371
Her and Jasper are the only gems I truly love if I'm honest
Perithicc
>>9042500
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>9042451
last thing I colored from xxxbubbles was this. What do you think?
>>9042500
A little too thick for my tastes.
>>9042492
IF YOU LOVE MALACHITE YOU HAVE TO LOVE BOTH OF HER MOMMIES
>>9042580
You do damn good work. I like the highlights on Garnet's leg and the shading on Lapis's face/ass.
>>9042254
You just got to look harder to find something decent.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8950039
This one is cute.
Music anon here. I'm sorry about the person who made the Aquamarine request. I was getting nowhere with the idea and I decided to drop it.
But instead have that Peridoodle theme I did out of fun. I went pretty deep into this Traditional March structure. I might even adapt it for a real band.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06S8F4boJqM
Tell me what you think, /sug/
>>9042265
Meduka Meguca
>>9039416
kill yourself
>>9042500
Ohhhh I love her. Artist?
>>9042492
Jasperfags like you need to leave.
>>9042636
fitting
>>9042646
Where were you indexer when we needed you the most
>>9042635
Meh, I'll pass. On AO3 I purposely filter out the Lapidirt fics
>>9042225
LINK
Here is the last of it for that one anon
>>9041197
>>9041349
>Steven comes to his senses and, looking towards pearl, asks
>"Did you say something pearl?"
>Distressingly, pearl says, "What, no, I was just mumbling is all"
>Steven, not convinced, grabs hold of pearls nose
>"I know you mentioned mom, pearl, don't hide it."
>"Oh ok, I admit it, I did happen to say it while I was mumbling."
>Smirking, steven begins to stroke pearl's nose
>"Well, go on, you can say it if you want pearl, Im about to cum too anyways."
>Now relaxed, pearl continues to stroke steven hard and fast, while having her nose stroked and rubbing herself as well
>"Rose~ oh rose~"
>"yeah pearl, her it cums, ah, aahhh!"
>Reaching climax, steven splurts the fleshlight full to the brim with hybrid semen, and at the same time, pearl is convulsing in her own orgasm
>door barges open
>"STEVEN!! I ronaldo, have come to you in need of assistance! I seem to have lost my precious project that I showed you earlier, and was wondering if you happened to know its whereabouts?
>shocked and in the afterglow of their climaxes, steven and pearl stare at ronaldo
>"Well then, it seems I have intruded in something, excuse me, for I will return later to retrieve it after you are done, fare thee well steven
>Seinfeld theme
FIN~
>>9042602
In fanon maybe
Malachite is like mega Jasper, she comes off as more japs than laps
>>9042686
I only read the first chapter or so. Haven't checked it out since.
>>9042618
ah thanks, Most of it was already on the original image so I knew what to shade and all
>>9042500
Enough with the fucking fat ge-
Oh, wait. That one's actually perfect. Carry on.
Requests?
>>9042500
SAUCE???
>>9042757
Alexandrite
>>9042693
BOTH OF HER MOMMIES
>>9042757
Thumbs up sapphire
you never see hype for beach city con. did it died?
are naked monsters really porn at all
>>9042687
Ima gonna repost for context since last thread is delete
What would happen if Pearl caught Stevn unloading his sperm into a flashlight?
>pearl is looking for steven
>finds steven unloading that hybrid semen
>fleshlight reads, "authentic pearl pussy: limited edition"
>pearl and steven blush as they meet eyes
what next?
>"s-steven, what are you doing"
>"pearl I uh, w-well, you should knock before barging in here you know?"
>pearl looks down to steven's crotch, seeing his hybrid semen spilling from the fleshlight
>"where did you get that thing?"
>"oh, well uh, I uh, got it grom ronaldo, I was borrowing it."
>noticing what it says on the fleshlight, pearl blushes even more
>"well steven, you know you don't need to use things like that to uh, relieve yourself, I'm here if you need me
>steven blushes harder as well, then looks away
>pearl, waiting for an answer, blushes at what she just said
what next?
>>9042757
Jay Ten please.
>>9042828
Anything with visible genitals that are doing the lewd
>>9042757
Armstrong fingering Sapphire
>>9042687
Backstory 4 u
>"hey ronaldo, what is this?"
>"ah steven, I'm glad you asked my curious friend, this is something I've been working on, my prototype pearl pussy mold"
>"why did you make something like that?"
>"well steven, this is to help in my research about gems, I'm writing a book called, "the inner workings of the mystery of crystal gem anatomy"
>"but this says "authentic pearl pussy: limited edition"
>ah yes, well I simply emptied out the original mold and put the one I made in, then labeled it, "pearl"
>"why pearl?"
>"because steven, now I need to go off an investigate stuff, I'm trusting you with the safety of my most precious project, farwell steven."
>door closes
>steven looks back to the pearl fleshlight, and figures that ronaldo wouldn't mind if he tested it out for him.
>steven thinks about pearls offer, then asks pearl if she means it
>"Oh, well steven I just want to be able to help you with any problems you might have, so never be afraid to come and ask, alright?"
>steven, appreciating pearls response, smiles at her, tearing up a little, and then, takes up pearl on her offer
>"Uh, alright pearl, you can help if you want."
>Pearl nervously moves closer to steven, and steven, still holding the fleshlight between his crotch, gets more flustered as she puts her hand on his crotch
>"so, just tell me what to do and I'll try my best steven."
>"Oh, uh, you think you can uh, go slowly first, I'm a bit sensitive still."
>Pearl, nodding, grabs hold of the fleshlight and begins gently moving it up and down
>seeing steven's reaction, pearl decides to tease steven, moving it only up and down his inflammed cockhead
>"oooh, pearl~" steven cries out as pearl teases him more and more
what next?
>>9042636
im gonna listen to this a BILLION TIMES
Hey, /sug/, It's Sketch
How was your week?
Doing requests
>>9042687
>Pearl, feeling pleased that she is pleasing steven, begins feeling a bit flustered herself
>"Hey pearl~"
>"Oh, yes steven?"
>"Im getting close, you think you could speed up more, and maybe, try squeezing it."
>"Squeezing?"
>"Yeah, only a little"
>Pearl complies and speeds up even more, adding a little pressure in her grip
>"yeah, pearl~ Im getting really c-close"
>Pearl is also getting very aroused by this, feeling herself moistening up as she shakes her hand around steven cock, feeling the hardness though the fleshlight
>with her free hand, pearl decides to grab the bottle of lotion and squeezes a few drops on her hand
>with it, she movies her hand don't on her already soaking pussy and begins fiddling around
>pearl wishpers "~oh yes, rose~, do you remember what we use to do with this lotion?"
>steven asks, "huh?"
>>9042757
Horus Lupercal
Peridot is green.
>>9042860
visible in the image or existing on the body at all
>>9042789
I want lapis to give up her gem to make a less powerful single gem malababy just like that
>>9042872
Ok calm down peridoodley. Now.
>>9042265
MLP:FIM
>>9042687
>Pearl, looking up at steven and still stroking, grins as she sees how steven is panting
>"Am I doing it right steven?"
>"Uh, y-yeah pearl, y-your doing great, um, could you maybe, speed up just a bit?"
>"Ok steven, as long as your feeling good."
>Pearl begins to pick up the pace, stroking up then all they way down to the base, then teasing the head, then pumping it down again.
>"Oh yeah, that's really good pearl, just like that for a little more
>As pearl is now pumping steven's dick, she notices it is sounding a little dry and thinks that maybe she could moisten it up a bit
>Pearl's gem lights up and pearl raises her hand to pull out what seems to be some kind of bottle labelled, "PxR special lotion"
>"huh? what's that pearl?
>"Oh, this is just a little something that might help make it feel better steven, hold on a moment."
>pearl removes the fleshlight off steven's dick and then splurges some of the lotion in to it
>"Ok, now let's try this steven."
>Pearl puts the fleshlight back onto steven's penis and begins pumping again, this time with less resistance.
>"How's this steven, better?"
>"oooh y-yeah, thasss, grrreat, pearl"
>stevens face begins to get really flustered as the pleasure is almost to much for him
>>9042863
Sorry not doing lewds
yet
>>9042878
Lapis cutting herself
>>9042897
ok
ill just sit here listening to my theme music
>>9042891
visible
>>9042878
Let's get some Connie up in here.
>>9042888
Peridot is shit
>>9042952
pedo leave
>>9042936
>>9042687
That wasn't so bad
>>9042934
shit, switch 3 and 4
>>9042960
You've got a sick mind. I did not say lewds.
pearls should help each other
>>9042961
Peridoodle no...
>>9042968
wasn't so bad as in was ok,
or wasn't so bad as in, wasn't "bad" enough?
>>9042842
Yeah. J-10 was the winner of the choose a gash slash to smash contest in the zoo. Not even a contest.
>>9042949
so this isn't porn?
>>9042884
Not very good. If you want my honest opinion.
Stevenfeld universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHUn3DSaP08
>>9043058
It was ok, you have a lot of room to improve
>>9043105
Im talking out my ass, but I think that would be considered suggestive despite it obviously being explicitly lewd
>>9043083
>Ahh heck yeah this one next
YES!
What's up with all the Pearlposting lately?
Not that I'm complaining, in fact I think it's great.
>>9042636
fucking cute
are you gonna put this on your soundcloud
>>9043083
wut
Please guys vote for Jay ten
http://www.strawpoll.me/12841629
>>9043176
someone decided /sug/ needed more /ss/
and there is no better /ss/ than pearl
>>9042686
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9581048
this one
right in my kinks desu
>>9043176
kill yourself
>>9043083
I was dumb and forgot to post the picture
IT'S
>>9043198
why?
>>9043219
THE
[spoiler] test [/spoiler]
>>9043227
NUTSACK
>>9043207
>>9043198
kys
>>9042911
>>9043176
I want hot, steamy, pearl sex against her will
>>9043198
Link to stream
>>9043263
>might
If you don't like thicc gems you might be stupid.
>>9043303
that's not thicc
>>9042878
Yellow Diamond bottomless
>>9043312
Hum diggity
>>9043308
Yes it is.
>>9042878
more Nervous Pearl or Tax PEarl
>>9043361
It really isnt. Now, this, this is thicc, unlike your obese monstrosity trash
>>9042878
Pretty good, need more of nerdy gems being wedgied.
You guys are fags
>>9042878
Lapis with pumpkin on her head and a tiny hat on pumpkin
>>9043454
>kms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asncbpnfoHA
>>9043460
THIS... is pleb taste.
This thread is now dedicated to best gem
pic related
>Episodes still haven't leaked yet
Hurry the fuck up CN I need to know if Aquamarine is ugly or not
B E E F
>>9043493
YOU'RE... a faggot
>>9043511
She will be.
>>9043502
Amethyst?
>>9043511
I NEED AQUA LOLI
>>9043460
We may desire the perfected thicc, but the thicc of this universe comes with dire consequences. Consequences that we must either embrace to gain entrance to the thicc, or ones that we must discard, and lose thicc in the process.
>>9043561
At times we must purge things from this world because they should not exist...
Even if it means losing someone that you love
>>9042842
>>9043166
Shouldn't have done the hand
>>9043571
chui
>>9043534
END... your life
*sip*
>>9043592
That may be true, but answer me this;
are we as willing to let go off the thicc as we are to embrace it?
>>9043633
>>9043597
choo cha choo
>>9043630
cuties
>>9043671
I can't see it hardly??
So a few days ago, I made a bunch of meme images mocking the reddit/roundtable conspiracy thing. One of the images claimed that we would get the Steven Bomb on May 1st.
AND NOW IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
>>9043561
>>9043592
>>9043651
*buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
>>9043697
This was the other one I did regarding May 1st.
>>9042952
>>9043651
>thicc pearl
This thread is too weird
>>9043697
WAO! Gongradulayshuns. You made me feel stupid by dragging a laugh or two out of me before,
what if when gems got sick they were like a video game in that they would lag or have artificating all over them
>>9043724
People actually laughed at those shitposts?
The only half-funny one was this one.
>>9043709
kys
>>9043756
What if when Jasper sneezes her gem pops off
>>9043757
My sense of humor is JUST
>>9043783
imagine jasper on the ground looking for her gem in some deep carpet like contact lenses
>>9043697
H-holy shit. Do you see that?
>>9042785
>>9043692
Are your eyes okay?
>>9043783
what if jaspee had that sneezing-orgasm disease? She came every time she sneezed, and her gem would come off unless someone held it in place (but she cums at the same time so it's unbearably awkward)
>>9043719
MORE
>>9043829
WHAT THE FUCK
>>9043756
What if Aqua mind controls Lapis and makes her her sex slave and raped topaz
>>9043849
>actually saving that
kek
>>9043829
I need to research butch fashion for jasper
>>9043378
wanna rub muh dick against her gem
>>9043896
I need you to kill yourself
>>9043852
The smaller the gem the bigger the rapist.
>>9043896
Dude clothes
So now that this fandom is dead what's going to fill the void?
Pearlplushanon here.... she still hasn't responded to me
I'm getting more pissed than bummed out
>>9043897
What if a gem had one buck tooth and it was her Gem.
>>9043897
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS???
>>9043932
What if Gold's "gem" was a tooth
H O L Y S H I T P L E A S E G O D let Aquamarine or Topaz be a winner
>>9043929
She's a rebel princess she's the best! She's a ball of lightning and a feminist!
>>9043931
give them the final ultimatum if no reply in some specific number of days you are going to get your money back
>>9043947
They're both gonna be ugly as shit man.
It's just the way it is.
>>9043931
Send her angry mail
>>9043975
I literally couldn't get three minutes into the first episode before tossing it. Nothing I've seen since has convinced me it's remotely watchable
>>9043980
I wonder if Topaz could be like Big Red, my silhouettefu from the SOW flashback...
>>9043931
Dude, do something. You can't get your money back somehow?
Even if she's working on it you still sent numerous messages and didn't get any updates. You need to do something.
>>9043931
Claim her body as collateral and make her into your personal sex slave.
>>9044002
It's not that good
>>9044002
The first season has tons of duds with a very few great episodes, but then season 2 improved a lot and it's at a good high point right now which hopefully continues to rise.
I drew her
>>9043910
>blue
>very tiny
>very bratty
>probably cute
Watch her be the dom in thousands of porn
>>9044038
I need more peri toes
>>9044047
Do you think the feet are done well? They were a last minute addon
>>9043454
>4chan.org
What were you expecting?
>>9043837
Rood!
>>9044037
thats funny because i thought season 2 was way worse
my biggest thing with that show is that i fucking hate the comedy. and you can say it has lore and bla bla bla but at its core its still a comedy.theres more comedy episodes than story ones. and i fucking hate the comedy.
not the anon you replied but thats why i cant get into star.
why does p look like a gorilla?
>>9044060
they look alright yea
>>9044040
>blue topaz
please no
>>9044098
She has the penis of a horse, that's for sure.
>>9043896
get hamber to help you
>>9044040
>if genndy tartakovsky boarded stevenbomb 6
>>9044125
w-what
even as a footfag something about this makes me uncomfortable
>>9044110
You got a problem with blue.
>>9044040
>not lone star blue topaz
goddammit, Bobby
>>9044125
Now someone has to link her a picture of her 18 incher.
>>9044040
I want Aqua to be a sickeningly cute to accentuate her annoyingness. That's not cute.
>>9044098
i want her pagina
>>9043830
Thank you
>>9044182
Now someone has to kill themselves. It's you.
>>9044190
>>9044168
Nah man, blue's beautiful. But yellow is also beautiful. Plus it'd make a nice contrast and show that YD and BD are both working together to capture more humans.
>>9044176
I don't get it.
>>9044217
>THE DIAMONDS TOOK MAH ARMS
>>9042265
Star vs the Forces of Evil
I saw this on here a while ago and someone said Chris O'Neill drew it on Doodle Doods.
Anyone know which specific video it's from?
>>9044217
That's a little better.
>>9044125
Deedee approves of feet fetishes and Rebecca approves of cow tits
>>9044264
Does this mean feet are in again?
>>9044264
>Amber drew and posted her
>Rebecca and others presumably others liked it
THIS PLEASES ME, IMMENSELY.
NOT DEAD!
COMIN BAKC
>>9044261
looks like you were taken for a ruse cruise
T H E F O R E S H A D O W I N G
>>9044125
Deedee has good taste
>>9044283
I sure hope so
>>9044295
I'm pretty sure Amber's continued pulse is our greatest indication that Jasper will come back.
>>9044250
A blue variety of topaz can be found in Texas, and the official gem cut for Texas is the "lone star cut", named after Texas' nickname, the Lone Star State.
Kinda fit's SU's star theme.
this show is for pink boys
heyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVJhtbh3xmU
You now remember Amethyst.
>>9044320
We need to crowdfund a spycam heart monitor for this.
I say it gets installed inside her Jasper JO necklace
>>9044380
is this your video, anon?
>>9044295
Kill yourself
>>9044397
Son of a bitch
>>9044380
Every other motherfucking cartoon is pure kiddie shit save for a few select ones, people need to fucking get off it or do better
>>9044376
you mean queers?
>>9044263
>9:11 PM
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>>9044398
Kill yourself
What gem gives the best blowjob?
>>9044295
Amber is just Rebecca's replacement pet hippo who she loves and feeds and will eventually rebel and break her heart like her old pet hippo (Zuke) did
>>9044470
Amethyst.
>>9044454
That's pretty good.
>>9044470
steven
i want to grab aquamarine out of the air and fucking squeeze her and shake her
>>9044320
the greatest indication that shes coming back is the fact that the crew calls her complex and canon wise, shes just a brute who screamed her mommys name once
>>9044470
Centi
>>9044506
Aw, don't fly off so soon!
>>9044519
ouch
>>9044495
If you're circumcised would Steven's blowjobs restore your foreskin?
Now for something not so cute.
>>9044506
I want Aqua to ride on Lapis's whale dick like it's a little squirming horsie
>>9043977
>>9044007
Okay, I'm going to contact Paypal tomorrow and see if I can get my money back. If I know there's some case I can open then I will go ahead and proceed with it because I'm pretty much done waiting at this point.
I
NEED
LAPIS
TO
SHIT
ON
MY
FACE
>>9044542
I want to believe the right is a joke, but it is tumblr so...
>>9044522
Stop trying to rape blue gems, Jasper. Remember what happened last time.
>>9044125
STOP
DEEDEE IS PURE
>>9044570
I mean yeah same haha
>>9044580
Jasper didn't just TRY to rape Ocean Jasper, she succeeded.
>>9044295
Becky also likes Pearlmethyst art and most other Pearl art.
She either is a huge Pearlfag or is in love with Deedee.
Not finished coloring obviously but how is YD so far? I was thinking about going a little orangey color for her pussy
Remember when SU wasn't afraid to get dark or deeply disturbing?
Remember when Steven became a roiling mass of feline boils that threatened to consume his form and sanity?
Remember when greg nearly had a heart attack from the realization that he was the only human on earth aware of an impending armageddon and that the only way to keep his son from running head-first into a potentially endless lifetime of imprisonment and vivisection was to confess to him that his mother figures were war criminals?
Remember when Garnet found out her deceased friends had been reanimated as half-sentient body parts in constant agony and then buried partially-alive for millennia until they merged with each other into formless flesh golems bound together by sexual congress none of them consented to?
TRUMP PLEASE DEPORT ALL NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
>>9044628
I mean, both or either is fine. I won't judge.
>>9044620
And got aids.
>>9044542
This would actually be pretty funny as ironic joke fanart, but it's probably not ironic.
I need to piss
>>9044683
Piss in my ass
NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS
>>9044683
Would Jasper enjoy pissing?
>>9044542
Wait what the fuck
When did that cap from the show show up? Is there more?
>>9044697
One can only hope
I MASTURBATE TO HOLOCAUST DOCUMENTARIES
It's amazing to think that was have the single worst shitposter on this entire website full of edgy autistic 14-year-olds
>>9044693
Calm down there, Dellor.
>>9044725
I want to PISS with Jasper! In a field of hollyhocks
>>9042828
is that ArmstrongxLefty?
>>9044716
From a promo
>>9044650
It gets dark when plot happens.and we aint got none of that right now.
best gem
>>9044749
*bed mutant x hallway mutant
>>9044716
it was in the season 3 episode "chinaman dan and the slant-eyed clan"
I NUT EVERYTIME I SEE A PHOTO OF HITLER
>>9044650
Jasper corrupting should've been more gruesome (so I could whacker more vigorously)
>>9044776
Maybe if they had shown the horns growing out of her eyes, or fixated more on ocean's suffering
>>9044628
I mean fo sure there's something going on there
>>9044776
What did you want? Blood spewing out of her eye sockets as the spikes grew out of them?
I BET ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD LOVE WATCHING NIGGERS FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
Keep hope.
>>9044806
Kill yourself, you fucking stupid jascuck.
>>9044806
slit your trachea
>>9044804
J6 is upset the Lapis doesn't want to be Malachite again.
>>9044806
kys
>>9044806
Kill yourself
>>9044764
How big do you think his dick is? 8 inches?
This is some lazy ass shitty posting.
>>9043713
That torso is looking better than usual, nice work Sketch!
>>9044806
Be gone
>>9044831
I want to kms lol
THERE IS ONLY ONE HUMAN GENDER: MALE. WOMEN WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEN BUT THEIR DNA WAS DIFFERENT SO THEY ARE JUST GENETICALLY MUTATED FREAKS
>>9044843
>>9044883
You should
>>9044820
>>9044827
>>9044832
>>9044833
>>9044860
no :^)
>>9044802
It would've been more convincing if she pissed herself too.
>>9044883
Then do it already.
>>9044892
One less jascuck is always a good thing.
>>9044038
You drew a gud.
>>9044831
J6 should realize that stalking someone and threating to kill their friends doesn't make them want to fuck you.
>>9044038
Should have drawn her instead.
>>9044907
Well too bad. Cuz I'm not leaving.
White6 is upset the fruit is black.
>>9044890
I want to lick up those sweet watery dribbles.
>>9044864
L6 is upset. that's it.
>>9044470
Armstrong.
>>9044806
She is confirmed to join in on the season 6 fusion orgy, do not worry.
>>9044506
>STUPID GEM, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
>>9044940
*bed mutant
>>9044915
It's called curbing the competition. It's tactical, you wouldn't understand.
is it posible to have aquamarines hairstyle irl??
>>9044950
This doesn't look vegan.
>>9044764
He sure is.
>>9044988
Watch your fucking mouth.
>>9044553
Yea good idea. They have been given long enough time.
>>9044986
We don't know what her hairstyle is. Only the silhouette.
>>9044950
>Post face when cheese sandwich is actually topaz
>>9044986
It's just like Lapis's, a springy bobcut. I'm suspecting she has a bow in her hair.
>>9044986
I kinda have it
>>9043430
If you say so
>>9042888
not a creative color
>>9044799
jesus christ
>>9045043
kys
Which crew member likes BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
There's quite a few farts in the show.
>>9045039
Thanks sketch.
>>9045107
kill yourself
>>9044649
Das kinda hot
topaz I'd be the better gem, but get overshadowed by aqua just watch.
>>9042957
You're shit
>>9045145
Cute anime girls are better.
>>9045039
Garnet blushed so hard it went over her hand!
>>9044806
>tfw when literally me
if by the time su ends and jasper didn't come back and i dont have a job, im doing it
>>9045184
Kill yourself, frog posting jascuck.
>>9045184
Do it anyway.
>>9045197
>>9045135
I'll take that as a "yes good"
>>9045158
dumb peritard
>>9044802
It'd be nice, yeah.
>>9045197
>>9045201
not yet, now fuck off fag
>>9044843
>A picture catering a rare fetish I have
>It's wasted on Lapidot
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>9045242
cat post aren't shitposts
>>9045145
Topaz was said to be a fusion by the leaker and all her components are going to be autistic dumbass midgets like the rubies
>>9045259
Kill yourself
>>9045039
Not a fan of the fetish, but you did an excellent work on Amyethist hair when trying to capture her reaction.
Hello again nighttime /sug/
I'm back with peributt and perifeet
>>9045262
she's going to made of a bunch of loli jasperthysts
Yep I have been fucked out of classes because my teacher gave me the wrong info for sign up dates
>>9045261
what about cats?
>>9045262
They never said that, kill yourself retard.
>>9045287
Retard
>>9045289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHV09L1_t0g
>>9045205
I love this image, the perfect shitpost.
>>9045299
they're stupid babies who can't count to 10.
why did she have to take my frog
why?
>>9045283
nice but should draw her left shoulder a bit or else it looks like shes missing her whole left arm
>>9045332
I don't get it.
>>9045299
They are fine
>>9045353
Exactly
Who's gonna date me?
Come on don't be sh-
Alright alright
>>9045350
That's just Peridot practicing her shapeshifting!
Steven has a crush on Jasper
look at these lovely ladies
>>9045492
not ugly enough.
>>9045476
His beefy and terrible gf
>>9045537
Okay, tumblr
>That episode where Amethyst and Steven tried to get Pearl into human activities by locking her in a bathroom stall in a nightclub and only letting her out after she serviced everyone who used the hole in the wall that night
Come on Sugar I know Pearl's kind of repressed but that was little much
>>9045476
Jasper is not nearly giant enough for Steven.
>>9045569
Fuck you, we need more episodes like that one.
I fully expect Topaz to look awful but how bad do you think they'll fuck up Aqua?
>>9045443
perfect, could you do yellow pearl booty as well?
>need to wake up really early
>1am
I need sleep any errors I'll fix tomorrow when I check the archive of this thread. Goodnight /sug/ hope you like this
>>9045723
I want to squeeze Sadie's stomach.
>>9043312
Sorry
>>9045720
Hey
That's pretty good
>>9045720
You're doing God's work, anon
Bless you
I can see you're tired, get to bed anon.
>>9045748
Hate to end on a weak not, but that's all for toight
>>9045720 did a better job at this than me, so you should give him support and shit like that
I'll see you tomorrow, /sug/
>>9045806
No I'm not.
>>9045569
>That episode where Stevonnie loses a drag race and has to give up their anal virginity to Kevin
Sugar for fuck's sake not every episode needs butt fucking
>>9045812
Pretty sure hes just a coloranon but thank you for your drawing though
>>9045806
make me fag
>Finally get to upload a fic onto AO3
>Can't name chapters individually unless I've written more than one.
>Naming convention looks dumb otherwise
Fuck, how frustrating.
Well /sug/?
>>9045611
I can certainly try!
>>9045723
God Sadie's adorable.
>>9045723
i noticed the arm was fucked when i had already posted this last thread reee
>>9045900
It's a little chubby, but I thought that was intentional.
>>9045723
>That episode where Steven wokre up in the Lars' body and the first thing he did was fuck Sadie in the Big Donut's break room
>>9045935
it's fucked in general
>>9045878
It's aight
Keep practicing, you have potential
>>9046022
I would say round her head out a bit more towards to the bottom.
>>9046047
Alright. Do you mean for her character specifically or just in general? I wanted to try drawing a thicker Amethyst so I veered off model a bit.
>>9046022
>>9046066
Yeah, for that picture in particular. Amethyst's head is a bit more round.
>>9045878
I'd work a bit on the flow of the hair, and maybe thicken out the torso just a bit. Round out the head more. Otherwise, it's a good start!
I kinda wanna draw, But I'm lazy and have zero motivation.
>>9046100
Yeah I made the hair hasty, Amethyst deserves fluffier hair. I was a bit worried the head was too small so I kinda made it rounder. I'll try again after Yellow Pearlbutt is done.
/sug/ is so comfy right now
>>9046138
Real /comfy/ hour
>>9046186
It's a shame that I don't get as many music requests or feedback on my music when I upload to comfy hour.
But that's the trade-off for half-decent discussion.
>>9046066
I feel like you might just be making her bit more tall than she actually is
She's a bit more scrawny, but besides that everything looks decent enough
Keep it up, and try drawing different body styles
When I think about Peridoodle, for some reason the Ratboy Genius theme song
>>9042636
This some Pokemon shiiit! Good stuff music anon.
>>9046252
I drew her a bit off-model, yeah. I gotta draw Amethyst more, she's fun.
>>9045878
The head's a bit small.
>>9046266
For sure.
One of my favorites to draw here.
>>9046287
You drew that anon? It's cute
>>9042500
I always wonder why would anybody want to see sexy Peridot, she's so fucking ugly,
why nobody draws T H I C C Lapis
>>9043595
Thank you muchly. Even with the hand.
>>9046266
It's always fun drawing people who have more unique body types, it gives you better insight into how proportions work
Best of luck to you, Anon! I hope to see you again once we move back to /co/
>>9046253
I couldn't help but notice the Pokemon vibe I got from it.
I guess Pokemon music follows a March structure to an extend. Hey, I learned something today.
>>9046290
Yeah, it's one of my favorite drawings I did for /sug/
>>9043713
Thank you, Sketch. I hope she is decent enough in a fight when it comes to it. I don't expect her to win without fusion, but damn it would be great to see her kick a moderate amount of ass.
anyone else miss zuke's twitter
Here we go, long awaited Yellow Pearl butt.
>>9046320
Thank you!!
>>9046337
Its pretty great.
>>9043940
Business Pearl.
>>9046343
I actually do
Didn't Zuke have a webcomic that she didn't renew the website for? Anyone have it?
So I colored this in a few weeks ago.
Nobody told me what they thought of it so I thought I'd show it off today.
Is it any good?
>>9046311
Because Lapis is flat as fuck and Peridot has more of a hourglass figure
>>9046393
YES BLESS YOU ANON
>>9046393
That's some good colour work anon, it really pops now.
>>9046393
it makes me feel funny in my pants
nice touch on the body fluids
>>9046431
Thanks.
Also, I recognize that linework.
Did you draw this? I'm a big fan of that art.
You have bewitched me with great might, of which I could not possibly dare be able to withhold, half the mind to expel you. My cognition tells me practicalities, while my heart tells me against such boring ideas, and sings of the sweet idealistic tune of possibilities. Oh beith.
With this i may perchance be capable of reaching a greater form of being. I may, with this unnatural might, have the mind to shape the world around me. It is of course up to fate to decide should i have it bestoweth upon me to continuously dish out such commands.
Woe is one such as myself, capable but indecisive. If i had the ambition, nay, the will to use this power to its utmost extent. Change of extreme necessity would be made. May be, may not. It is as fate has decided
>>9046458
you ok
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
>>9046464
yes i was just bored in Geography.
You don't feel 100%, you feel slightly sick but you don't know why.
Is it weird that Skinny jasper somewhat reminds me of 2D from Gorillaz for some reason
>>9046503
creepyanon desist DESIST
>>9046506
they're both lanky and have that chill look i guess?
>>9046526
Pretty much. I really need to see some crossover art of some gems drawn in Jaime Hewlett's style.
I'm very lonely but holding on
I hope you all find happiness in life
im the cancer of these threads
>>9046550
I hope you kill yourself soon
>>9046558
kill yourself lapidirt
>>9046558
You're a kind anon, who just wants some attention. I like you.
>That episode where Ronaldo tried to become a Crystal Gem and got thrown out after he busted a nut all over the CG's faces
>>9046592
you're supossed to call me a dumb lapidirt and tell me to kill myself
So another thing I want to post to the /sug/ that I haven't in a while is my lewd writefagging.
http://pastebin.com/xmu1CdsG
http://pastebin.com/nk58Zcsd
http://pastebin.com/j7rrxzdc (this one was a request)
What did you guys thing?
>>9046343
No, her humor was annoying
Why do animal / human mothers go insane when you hurt their children?
>>9046470
Is this from Naked Lunch
>>9046618
they made them
imagine you make a cake and it takes you nine months to finish it. and then someone threatens to ruin it
i'd skin them desu
>>9046618
Maternal bonds, instincts to protect the children, a drive to protect the next generation. In humans, it's much deeper due to relationships and actual love being involved.
>>9044380
>Spends a good two thirds of the video talking about inconsistent art styles
Man, they can talk about how the story has kind of gone to shit and how a lot of arcs seem to go nowhere, but goddamn it, the shifting artstyles is what got me into this bullshit in the first place, and seeing snooty ass animation bloggers suddenly turn on SU all of the sudden turn on it for not being Seth McFarlane quality is a bit horseshit.
>>9046597
>that sequel where Amethyst came back for more and ended up raping Ronaldo
>>9046597
Don't worry he will redeam himself by busting one in a diamond to kill her
I'm trying to build a Jasper folder, does anyone have a link to a ZIP or RAR that can help me out?
>>9046696
How does one do that?
>>9046696
There used to be one but I doubt the Jasperfag who has it is here
>>9046709
Right-click the file or folder you want to turn into a ZIP file and your computer should have the
What if Blue Diamond Started to daydream about Greg?
>>9046734
Alright, let me get to it and then I'll see if I can upload it on mega. gonna have to figure out how to do that too
>>9046740
do you daydream about your dog?
>>9046608
I just fapped before, but I liked the Amethyst one.
And even that short, the Bismuth was nice.
What else have you written?
>>9046867
Those three things were the only things I've written, but I'm looking to do more at some point.
It's almost therapeutic. Writing smut.
Try to make the worst possible ending for SU.
here's my entree.
>first part is townie
>The diamonds come to earth with some bullshit superweapon
>Steven poofs
>Rose and steven can now coexist for no explained reason
>Lars gives a speech about freedom and convinces the diamonds to join their side
>Steven becomes transgender
>Jaspisdotithyst becomes canon
>Pearl goes straight
>Jaspisdotithyst becomes canon
>said ship sing off tune
>The next 20 minutes is rebbecca laughing with an extreme snort.
That was awful.
>>9046926
kys mysterhurlfag
>>9046976
i did not even mention her.
chui
>>9046883
That's nice to know. Any gem on mind?
Keep Beach City Queer.
South Korea is full of sleazy traitors. North Korea is full of honest, hardworking citizens!
>>9047183
how are you doing kimposter? what was all that about the missile?
>>9047124
What is she cooking
>>9047222
Doesn't really matter, the Amethysts will eat it no matter what it is.
>>9047222
disappointment
G U Y S
>>9047193
I'm doing well, considering. The missile may have failed, but i have faith that North Korea will prevail and perfect these devices. They are a necessary protection against the U.S.
>>9046843
Sometimes, I really enjoy taking him to the park. I love collies they're really fun to jog with
>>9047265
>i dont get it, why make skinny characters fat?
Part of the fun is making skinny characters fat.
Also, post proof of your North korean friend. It's pretty rare to escape from there.
>>9047251
>admitting to NK failure
You aren't the real glorious leader
>>9047287
he's an online friend, he said his family escaped to non naughty korea when he was a baby
i feel awkward asking him for proof but i could post it in another thread if i get drunk enough to ask him without the awkwardness
>>9047299
Obviously, Such a perfect leader would never be found here. i am merely reminding people of the great North Korea!
>>9047301
That's more believable.
It's a sensitive topic, so I wouldn't ask for proofs of that.
>>9047341
i could make him tell me, i've known him for 6 years, but me mostly talk shit to each other and i'm as awkward as i am irl with online peeps
Just had a shower, and I'm going to have a full English ama.
>>9047405
a full wh
tell me a gem and ill draw her
im not that other anon btw im just bored
>>9047443
Amethyst
plz
>>9047443
Lapis and her killer water from Mirror Gem
>>9047443
Lapis.
>>9047443
Sonic the hedgehog.
>>9047410
A full English, it is a type of fried be brekfast
https://mega.nz/fm/EugliJDC
here's the folder filled with jasper porn as a small gift for the anon wanting to fill up their folder with it. I'm certain you might have some of them already, but who knows. It has 89 pics of Skinny and Buff Jasper
>>9047443
Worst Gem
>>9047443
Jasper
>>9047506
Worst Gem has already been suggested
>>9047443
Carnelian?
>>9047487
Wrong link anon
>>9047513
I know but I requested Jasper not Lapis
>>9047523
Son of a bitch
https://mega.nz/#!MvBTRS5J!_Am6Q79U4AAUKdYxjzhpFCD73XfnwaeefauN_pYcj1E
Sorry, I'm fairly new to upload stuff like this
Fuck dude, why are quartz the hottest out of all gems?
>>9047443
Business Pearl
>>9047579
b-but her gem
>>9047605
because they are made for breeding and breastfeeding
>>9047493
>
>>9047605
cause
>>9047443
Skinny jasper and Nervous Pearl kissing please?
>>9047591
>https://mega.nz/#!MvBTRS5J!_Am6Q79U4AAUKdYxjzhpFCD73XfnwaeefauN_pYcj1E
Thanks Anon, I was also going to mention that you need the key in the link if you want other people to access it but it look like you already found that out.
>Includes Skinny and Buff Jasper.
You, good sir, are a godsend.
>>9047605
Semi-related, but can anybody tell me why Rose as breasts? It seems that getting into a place in her life where they would be useful kills her before they actually become useful.
>>9047681
It gave me a key or something while i created my account. You're welcome anon!
>>9047681
Why does Steven look like a fag?
>>9047443
The invisible gem?
>>9047697
The current theory is that Rose Quartz Gems were originally made to attend to the Human Zoo.
>>9047732
But humans already have breasts.
>>9047697
>slowpoke
Because Rose Quartzes were specially made by Pink Diamond to take care of humans
>>9047697
>That is why rose loves humans so much
>>9047465
Goodnight /sug/
>>9047443
Sardonyx please
>>9047776
Cute.
>>9047776
Looks worried about something.
>>9047506
im bad at this
>>9047855
I disagree
>>9047855
She looks fine anon!
Also, gonna keep asking this because I need this to be a thing, but Peridoodle porn when?
shit sorry guys i feel imma pass out soon
ill try to draw your reqs tomorrow, right now im not at my best to draw
sorry again
>>9047844
I'd like an army of cute hybrids.
>>9047880
Night
>>9047245
>tfw i actually find chubby pearl edits cute but know others probably get off to that shit
Don't you think Lapis had put on a little weight?
>>9047880
thanks new drawfriend
>>9047898
Chubby edits are cute, but that's just plain fat.
I want my own Steven and I want him now. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>9047898
>probably get off to that shit
If you find it cute, you're not to far from that.
>>9047923
Those just chubby edits was made by a different drawfag
page 10
>>9048009
>>9048009
>>9048009
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