/sug/ - Steven Universe General
MALACHITE IS CUTE Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt0n2WVN_o
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
[NEWS]
>New episodes on May 8th
With "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?" and "I Am My Mom".
https://news.sug.rocks/su-back-may-8/
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
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Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu
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[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
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North Korea best!
LAPIS CRAPIS ON MY FACE ALREADY
OP sucks many dongs.
*heh*
>>9048046
>>9048020
You are mean and Malachite is cute.
Gems should hug their moms
>>9048068
Agreed
is this thread slow or does my internet suck?
>>9048282
yes now suck it
>>9048286
kys
>>9048286
so this thread is slow as hell?
feet are hands for the ground.
>>9048307
YES NOW SUCK IT
>>9048307
it sleepy time anon its 3am here go to bed
>>9048326
Feet are hands, but cuter.
>>9048335
it's only 2 am where i am.
>>9048339
2am is sleepy time, anon. go sleepies
>>9048347
ok fine MOM
>>9048347
No it's 11 in the morning
>>9048347
It's 5 am here
7pm here. Got a concert raging across the field. Probably gonna go to the movies.
It is 4 and a half am here.
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>>9048360
goodnight son i love you *smooches forehead*
Anyways... I love you, goodnight.
S L O W
L
O
W
>>9039416
kill yourself
Greg lost the love of his life, the very being he loved and adored because she wanted a child. Yet Pearl still blamed him when he was trying his best.
>>9041580
kill yourself
>>9042231
kill yourself
>>9042387
kill yourself
>>9049364
Steven deserves a maid.
>>9049409
Amethyst never asked to be a maid
>>9049409
Steven deserves a hard kick in the dick.
>>9049304
Don't worry, she'll start to see what Rose saw in him eventually.
Love you /sug/
I hope you're all having a great day
>>9049573
>Where are my tendies you promised, Pearl?
One day closer to the new episodes. Haven't been this excited about SU in a while.
>>9049517
When is Steven going to get a little sister?
That thread with those two people last night, was weird as fucking hell.
>>9050088
what, the Pearl erotica? I'll take that over the usual /trash/ banter.
>>9049588
>Good, let's fatten him up so he'll burst and poof
>>9050129
I mean, that's okay but the JOI part, hmm. I'm not against it or anything, it was just unexpected.
>>9050193
JOI?
How trustable of a source is http://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/clip-steven-universe-returns-for-5-night-event-on-may-8/ ? They say the bomb will be released on app May 5th, only 3 days prior to the TV launch.
If anyone is here?
mind if I have some sad gems? rough times ahead
thank u anons <3
>>9050416
you dont need a source to know that
>>9050416
I've heard some say it'll release this Monday
this guy uploaded the
whole AT bomb when it leaked and he uploads SU too, so on monday, before coming to /sug/ check his dailymotion
http://www.dailymotion.com/steven-universes
>>9050664
> I've heard some say it'll release this Monday
Well, yes, that's what I've heard as well. The thing is, May 1st seems to be a pure speculation, based on the fact AT's miniseries are released exactly one week early. And May 5th is cited in an article I linked, so supposedly they aren't just pulling it out of their ass.
>>9050637
>you dont need a source to know that
How would I know it without reading about it? Getting a divine revelation?
>>9042678
I haven't seen my name mentioned in the last 5 threads, what did you need from me?
>it's dead bread
>want to draw requests
why do people have lives
>>9050886
Can I request Jasper taking a drink after a workout?
>>9050886
can i request connies mom tied up?
>>9050886
Well i mean, i'd request a sapphire but eh.
>>9050886
Having lives is suffering
>>9050886
Pearl on all fours
i thought i was alone but yeah
>>9051012
I want armstrong to fondle and fist Sapphire.
http://hairwig.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Jasper-Belle-677636140
>>9050926
kinda
>>9050931
you know this is going to be a monkey's paw
>>9050886
Greg protecting Steven at his trail, leading to Yellow and Blue Diamond bursting into tears.
dumping doesn't make the thread any less dead, retard
>>9051108
I need to kiss her
Right now
Good job
>>9051140
It seemed to bring a small amount of life back, so that's nice.
>>9051108
Thanks!
What if lapis
>>9051234
She won't
>>9051234
Was shattered
>>9051234
saved the show by killing herself and Peridot?
>>9051316
kek
What if Jasper
>>9051472
killed zuke
>>9051472
Was dead?
Got AIDS?
Never came back?
>>9051472
didn't rape a dog and get AIDS?
Jasper has to be the most BTFO character ever
>>9051472
Breastfed every main character until they weren't retarded and incompetent anymore.
>>9051316
But what if she.
>>9051256
I hope Jasper and Steven form a new wrestling team together. I also hope Steven shoes Jasper how to sleep.
>>9051472
Was Hanma Jujiro in drag and cheeto puff dust?
>>9051234
was in the club
>>9051508
>>9051560
muh
>>9051518
This will be implied to have happened in season 6, once the show is revived as Jasper is.
i woke up to this on my canvas so if someone requested carnelian last night here you go
>>9051621
Are you gonna upload the requests to your page later?
>>9051653
probably not, maybe if i color them
>>9051679
Alright.
Thanks Holly.
>>9051690
I get a belly laugh at the meta behind this post
Her name is just holly now
>>9051704
I don't really see any other name except for a private one that fits.
>>9051766
It's hollyposter or hollyfag.
Something funny about just cutting it to holly
>>9051823
>tfw you're a jasprosefag but nobody makes art for the ship anymore
I'm going to make this my phone wallpaper
>>9051839
Have some sauce with it too
https://twitter.com/gram_quartz/status/858300114389000193
>>9051816
>To draw the Holly, you must become Holly.
Ok thnx senpai.
Has anyone posted this yet?
>>9051951
reeeee take it away
>>9051951
Fake and gay.
>>9051951
Not real
Please
>>9051951
No that's awful put it back
>Aqua and Topaz will be in attack the light
so I guess once Steven gets back to earth I assume they'll be our new team rocket.
>>9051951
Kill yourself retard.
i want to trap aquamarine in a jar and fucking shake her until she grants me a wish
>>9052069
That was Jasper's job
>>9051951
Lapisfags on suicide watch
Aqua's supposed to be cute so that's obviously fake.
It'd be funny if they did a role reversal though and Topaz was the stereotypical adorable character.
post malacute
So. Aside from fulfilling you sexually, how would you use your own personal Pearl?
>>9052315
>Topaz is a slightly dumb but golden hearted brute arch type
I would like them even though it'd be like a guy unless they did a woman voice (which they will)
>Aqua is a tsundere loli
Overused but it'd be funny to pair with previously mentioned golden heart.
To the anon who requested Sardonyx fishing last night I'm sorry i couldn't get to it earlier, and I'm sorry it's not very good.
>>9052369
Sketch?
Which drawfag are you.
>>9052344
Unlocking the secrets of gem technology, storage purposes, hologrammatic Swiss army knife.
>>9050886
Lars' mom and dad describing him like this?
>>9052344
i'd make her do pearl things like cleaning and scrubbing the pots and holding my stuff for me because im running out of space here
i would not molest her unless she could shapeshift
>>9052400
i have to go out soon, might be back later
>>9052380
I don't really think I've fulfilled enough requests or made anything of quality to count as a drawfag yet. I'm Gravelydesu if you need a name.
Also to the person who requested Garnet sunbathing in an oven I'm sorry it's so shit I couldn't get it right I gave up after spending hours on the pose when it came to the oven I crapped out.
>>9051012
>>9052455
>vargubas
Where's the weenies?
>>9052481
EIGHT VAGINAS
>>9052490
One vaginia. Six handjobs.
>>9052464
Ah, just clarifying. (You're one of the newest drawfags i've bookmarked so you're sorta right)
>>9051951
>THOSE LIPS AGAIN
>FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME
i'll commit a holy war on sugar if this is real
i do love the eyes and bangs though, but not even to forgive
>>9052510
a varguba for every pit
>>9052525
Maybe more.
>>9052533
>>9051012
>>9052455
Dickstrong is superior.
Lapis doesn't lay eggs
>>9052555
Agreed.
>>9052589
SHUT UP
SHUT UUUUUUUUP
daily reminder that your waifu will never be as wholesome as nervous pearl
I WANNA GAG ON JASPER'S COCK
>>9052605
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
>>9052606
I want to drown in Jasper's milk
>>9052620
i wish martha was my mom
Question /sug/:
Top 3 episodes from your LEAST favorite borader?
I'll start.
Lamar:
Onion Friend
Restaurant Wars
The Zoo
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/160122394800/weekends-are-better-with-fur-friends-which-one-is
>>9052678
Yeah and? You think your words can hurt me more than my fathers?
It is still 1:42 AM in North Korea.
damn drawing sardonyx is hard
i make her look ugly no matter what
>>9052678
I just want Sapphire to get dicked by Armstrong faggot.
>>9050416
They got the news from a CN PR, so yeah you can trust that source.
>>9052464
Kek saved, thnx drawanon.
What's the best way to torture a Jasperfag?
>>9052745
Thats cause she ugly no matter what
>>9052786
Niiiice.
>>9052800
Make them watch the show.
>>9052800
their lives are torture already
Posting in a Grearl thread.
>>9052706
>Yeah and? You think your words can hurt me more than my fathers?
Fug.
>>9049517
>Pearl only ever liked interacting with Mystery girl
>All the others she didn't want to be around
Yea that would make sense if Pearl hadn't just started trying to learn and get closer to humans in that specific episode
>>9050547
Why watch this show, if not for Pearl?
>>9052889
For porn of Sapphire getting dominated.
>>9052850
That entire post you replied to is bullshit anyway
>>9052928
You mean of porn of Sapphire dominating Ruby
>>9052961
No, of Armstrong dominating Sapphire with those big strong hands.
>>9052876
>Tfw living a life where you are happy overal, but you have no partner to comfort, or be comforted by, when grief strikes.
>>9051951
It's so ugly, it must be real.
You enter your room and see this. What do?
>>9053033
Why did she shit out a sniper rifle.
>>9053033
SmAsH?
>>9053033
Ask her where my wife Jasper is.
>>9052935
No it isn't
I was literally called lesbianphobic and kicked from a chat room when I mentioned gregxpearl
Is smiling at your phone really wide creepy?
Cause that's what I do when I catch up on /sug/
>>9053020
Good luck anon
> suddenly realise Yellow Diamond has 2 episodes and Blue Diamond has 3
Wait, how the hell is this even possible. They have barely appeared on screen, yet it feels like they are such an integral part of the show.
>>9053106
*sleeps on ass*
>>9053124
Are you honestly joking or have you never seen a show with the villain being an importance to the show but rarely shows up, they give off the atmosphere of being important because they are.
>>9048019
LAPIS FAPIS ON MY FACE ALREADY
>>9053124
of course they feel that way they are the main fucking villains and everything that has happened in the show is because of them
>>9053099
Those facts it tries to pile up mean nothing. Pearls never been proven to be attracted to any male IN CANON
>>9053116
Depends on what you look like.
>>9053124
They have great presence. You drink in every moment they're on screen and retain it all the more for doing so.
>>9052681
cringe
I visiously bullied a boy for being gay, about three years ago, now he is my boyfriend and we attend PRIDE together. AMA.
>>9053212
Who's your favourite gem
>>9051234
fucked me in the ass with her long slick whale dick
>>9053212
i don't care
>>9053219
Me too.
>>9053218
Steven, if you mean lesser gems, Amethyst
>>9053234
Me too thanks.
>>9053124
you think their are gems who consider their pearls friends?
>>9053244
Yeah, same senpai.
Why is Sapphire a manlet?
>>9053256
because she's shit
>>9053255
I agree.
>>9053256
She isn't, she's a domlet.
>>9053256
WOmanlet.
>>9053269
Wholeheartedly synced with that opinion.
>>9053236
My man.
>>9052767
Desu the only reason I've started drawing is so I can one day get good enough to draw more porn of Armstrong, Lefty, Barb, Martha, Priyanka, Vidalia, Sapphire, and Wy-six. It's painful how long it's gonna take me to get to the dicks and boobs.
Just so you know Anon, when you were drunk I played with your cock for a little bit. You're pretty big.
>>9053149
I mean it just feels weird to me. There are villains who show up rarely and then there are villains who take up less than 0.7% of the show. There are tons of fan art and libraries of essays on the two characters, who had literally 8 minutes of screentime each (5 of them shared). That's less than one episode, yet they feel like major characters, while townies with 10 times their screentime are barely considered C-listers.
>>9053302
kys
why is the blue gems depressed and the yellow ones mad? what's it mean
>>9053308
retard
>>9053316
holly and sapphire arent depressed
>>9053327
>holly's not depressed
lel
>>9053316
Why are green gems insufferably autistic? What does it mean.
>>9053337
not yet in the show
she looked more humiliated and frustrated than depressed
>>9053325
kys
I've tried to kill myself, who should be my favourite gem?
>>9053364
pearl or lapis apparently
>>9053354
it means she needs to be shattered and reprocessed
>>9053360
kill yourself
>>9053364
Either of the two that committed suicide.
>>9053377
Not that anon but that fits me.
>>9052394
I wonder if our Pearl is the only Pearl that has trained herself in the fundamentals of Gem tech. It is possible that many simply fulfill their purpose of being servants, pets, and musicians.
>>9052405
Is the shapeshifting requirement because you don't like a Pearl's aesthetic or because of the possibilities?
>>9053364
MY DICK LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>9052681
What would Anais say? Does she get a non-talking kitty?
>>9053395
i find pearl pretty but not sexuallly attractive
a little more meat in the right places would be cool
>>9053387
Jasper died because of gay sex unlike rose
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE STEVENBOMB IS GETTING FULLY LEAKED ON THE 5TH
GET HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>9053434
*dog sex
>>9053462
Hype confirmed, but it's not a leak senpai. CN's actually doing Steven Bomb 5 but RIGHT this time.
We truly are the Steven Universe by Rebecca Sugar as shown on Cartoon Network.
>>9053426
this
>>9053462
FAKE AND GAY
NOW GO BACK TO FUCKING SAPPHIRE WITH WATER TENTACLE LAZULI.
>>9053462
> LEAKED
It's getting OFFICIALLY RELEASED on the app on the 5th, you mongoloid, and there already is post in this very thread stating that much.
>"YOU DID WHAT TO GREG?"
>>9053484
i wonder if this will be good for the show, or if it'll just fuck the ratings more and add more fuel to the cancellation paranoia. it's not that easy to gauge online success
Here's the difference between a leak, an official release and a fucked up official release.
Leak: Lion 4
Official Release: Steven Bomb 6
Fucked Up Official Release: Steven Bomb 5
Now that no one's confused, let's continue.
>>9053434
Are you calling Jasper a fag you faggot
>>9053486
A LITTLE I SAID
>>9053521
They track numbers on the app unless what I've heard about that is complete bullshit.
THE EPISODES WILL LEAK IN A FEW DAYS
GET THEM BEFORE CN TAKES THEM DOWN AGAIN
>>9053462
>Liberation Day here
Niceeee I'll have a day off than. Also it's not a leak but "officially" released on the CN app
>>9053539
alright fine
i miss watching episodes live with sug and going WE
>>9053522
>People are getting technical about what a episode drop being released before the stated dates are called
I mean, you call leaks that happen before months ahead of what was stated a leak, but CN "tried" to say they totally planned that.
This isn't a leak, they stated they'd be releasing it on the 5th solely on their shitty app. (from what it sounds like)
>>9053573
We can all collaborate and agree to start the episode at the same time if you want.
>>9053573
Live posting was cancerous, it's literally like the youtube comments section of a popular video, just quoting what was said in the video till the original comments come in.
>>9053573
I miss my happiness.
>>9053603
No we won't.
And besides the show is reaching it's end and if more MONTHS BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS leaks arrive i'm not holding back.
>>9053570
LESS
LEEEEEEEESS
>>9053540
but i'm sure quite a few probably won't use the app and will just opt for a mega. maybe it'll be good in the long run, i don't know how successful streaming shows like voltron are
>>9053556
NOOOOO
MI TORTAAAA
>I-I have a crush on you anon-senpai!!! Please go out with me!!
>>9053713
R-really?!??
>>9053609
get out
>all 5 episodes really are getting released in one night
huuuuh, i hope they at least advertise that then, it'll be fucking crazy
maybe they'll release the next SoS all in one night
>>9053742
Nah, but maybe the night before? That seems more reasonable.
>>9053735
Peridoodley is a YouTube commenter confirmed. Probably frequents gay sonic home-made smut from the weird side too.
>>9053713
up your calories and do some light work out first
>>9053758
i can see them releasing the five episodes of the week on the friday before for each week, if a new SoS-like event is upcoming
>>9053804
Jascuck.
>>9053822
>light work out
idk man i think you'd need more than that to be jasper tier
>>9053833
Light workout can lead up to more intensive exercise.
>>9053426
This would probably be why some artists give Pearl a less lanky appearance.
>>9053713
Yes! Of course!
>>9053889
> COPICtober
> draws with Pigma Micron
Pottery.
>>9053434
Rose died because of unprotected monkey sex
>>9053995
She could have survived her bout of unprotected ape sex. However, she chose to give up her gem to the resultant offspring.
>>9054018
And Jasper could have survived dog sex if she let Steven heal her.
They both committed suicide through beastiality.
>>9054053
It's unknown if Steven can heal corruption even at that early stage. It would be a gamble.
I agree though. Both "died" from bestiality.
what the hell does Steven think he could do on homeworld? he's going to stand trial at homeworld for Rose's actions we're assuming. What kind of plan could he be scheming? Does he expect anything else other than execution?
>>9054069
*chose "death" and therefore committed suicide
>>9053099
>I was literally called lesbianphobic and kicked from a chat room when I mentioned gregxpearl
That isn't very tolerant, and verily, not very cash money, current 5 minute cycle of them.
Fucking bigots, in this current century cycle.
Also it's best hetero Pearlship.
w-what did she mean by this?
>>9054085
Suicide by dog fucking.
>>9053252
Yes, if they do, they'd grow to be the closest friends.
Lewd or no.
>>9054099
She's a footfag
>>9054115
Suicide by monkey insemination
>>9054099
She's trying her hardest to appreciate someones art, she probably doesn't even know foot fetish is a thing.
>>9054115
I'm imagining a setup similar to the Lust murder in Se7en
>>9054133
Nah. Jasper died from dog fucking. It was Rose that chose to die from ape fucking.
>>9053117
Thank you anon, good luck to you too!
>>9054158
We're discussing both of the animal fuckers
>>9054137
If normies kept away from everything that perverts fapped to, we wouldn't have this show
>>9054222
It is nice to see the bestiality lovers get along.
>>9054099
i need the image. for research
>>9053302
FOUR U.
>>9054288
lrn to internet, grampa
https://twitter.com/DeedeeMagnoHall/status/858122891212111872
>>9054222
>big body ship
Jaspmuth replaced jasprose
Of course only one fucker draws it even then
>>9053501
Aw shit we /co/ again~
Post an outfit for Jasper
Just do it
>>9054353
But Jasper x Rose is sexy unlike Gorilla x Rose
TOPAQUA SOON
>>9054455
Would u smash
>>9054489
Human clothes not alium
>>9054474
Ye but what about Jasper x gorilla
I'm gonna try this again. gib reqest. I'm gonna do one
>>9054491
I'd let """her""" blue me
>>9054529
Jasper and Rose have a positive interaction. Or Jasper holding a Rose and blushing
>>9054323
Gross, dried humanised dog feet.
>>9054529
Armstrong fondling and fisting Sapphire
>>9054529
Jasper and Rose at the zoo hitting on animals
>>9054455
>>9054535
Would u smash this
>>9054491
With a 5 kilotonne warhammer into orbit.
>>9054559
I suspect Deedee was being jus' a touch sarcastic
>>9054635
Sorry, but no :(.
>>9054635
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
>>9054635
I'd honestly rathar kill myself
>>9054605
Nice
But what I really truly mean is a photo of an outfit Jasper would look good in
Post happy gems, I need some cheering up
>>9054529
Sardonyx smugly winning from Sugalite/Diamonds/ and or Hollyblue, at a game of rock, paper, scissors.
>>9054703
>>9054652
>I suspect Deedee was being jus' a touch sarcastic
Yes, I think she was just being nice to a fan.
I'd do the same regardless of fame.
>>9054699
>>9054672
GOOD BYE HORSES~ I'M FLYING, FLYING, FLYING OVER YOU~
>>9054455
>>9054703
I hope that you will cheer up again anon!
>>9054703
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "Hello World\n";
>>9053980
What do you mean?
>>9054099
She innocently likes the art
>>9050416
That article also says
>The month of May will offer up even more quality time with Steven and the Crystal Gems premiering on Memorial Day
So stuck together on the 29th
>>9054971
Makes sense, it's a Monday. Another bomb then? Seems a bit early for Summer of Steven.
>>9054791
It wasn't even directly tweeted at her so she had to have liked it
>>9054703
>>9055025
Ah, what can I say, Asians and dog feet.
>>9055025
people can like things in a non sexual way anon. what a novel concept right?
So what happened with this drawfag who did not like getting Jasper requests, but may or may not have taken my Jasper request
3/15 had to do with jasper
>>9055142
>doing anything in a non-sexual way
I am offended. Outraged, revolted!
GUYS
>Peridot the shoe.
>>9055158
I don't know, but you misunderstood him. I was there, and honestly I can understand that those request could have been confused with meme-requests due to shortness and rapid succession.
Don't take it to heart anon
>>9055183
Why does she have elephantiasis in one leg
>>9055233
this is what happens when you skip legday halfway through
>>9055184
>not velcro straps
nah
>>9055183
Gay. No Sapphire.
>>9055184
does it "NYEHEHEHEHE" on each step?
>>9055158
What happened to the guy that was going to write all those requested shipping fanfics
>>9055269
>no jojo
gayyyyy
>>9055184
*actual peridot shoe
>>9055306
character requests?
>>9055257
Keek.
>>9055287
what happened to 2/3 of the regulars from the last hiatus?
>>9055279
Poor Pearl
>>9055287
>all of those
One guy randomly announced he was writing a jaspearl fic and hasn't checked in since
The other one chose mysterypearl per a request, that would segue into the also requested jaspearlapis if he went far enough with it. This guy popped in several times
>>9055351
How many visited trash last hiatus? We still get 70+
>>9055340
>Fuser, do you even pose?
>You even heard of vougueing my pebble?
>>9055349
Martha
>>9055349
Meepmeep
>>9055395
Jojo Part 9 looking good
>>9055279
>I'm cold and gay, and I miss my leading interest in life.jpeg
>>9055394
I could not tell, but many regulars had a somewhat unique posting style, and of those that did I see almost none anymore
>>9055434
Jojo part 9: Diomands over galaxies.
>>9055469
Pink Diamond is NOT Cracked
>>9055445
Can you recognize my posting style
>>9055349
Pearl!
siiiiiiip
>>9055486
Not sure. Are you one of the guys that one anon always replied to with "EDDIT SPACING"?
>>9055531
I'd let her live at my place inofficially.
>>9055485
Stet-stet's peculiar expedition - part 4: Pearl is unbreakable.
>>9055533
That is just saki.
>>9055533
So what's that special juice is made of?
>>9055403
smudgy smudgy smudgy
>>9055612
It's just saki, dude.
>>9055612
12% alc. Quartz milk - Chateau Roseus. 3000 bc ~ 2010 ad.
>>9055445
You mean gimmick posters?
>>9055539
>>9055486
If not, I have no idea. I honestly am better at recognizing image posters, generally. Or people with certain speaking habits and topics they stick to. That may of course also be it, that I've been out of the loop for too long and no longer recognize people because their habits changed without me around.
>>9055531
>Best gem?
I dunno know, would I let best gem rest at my home?
[spoiler]of course I'd let pearlgem = bestgem live at my place, come on in.[/spoiler]
>>9055722
for the most part, yes. I'm not a particularly perceptive person, and not particularly gifted in terms of memory either. I usually feel sorry for not recognizing anons because of that
>>9055731
How about now
>>9055034
Did Shelby update about when we'll be seeing Peridots star?
>>9055581
C-cute<3!
>>9055424
This paper is waterproof and I think that is actually what is messing with the ink and making it smudge so much
>>9055832
>>9055822
oh, certainly!
>>9054926
> What do you mean?
Copic is the name of a company that makes fineliner pens. Pigma Micron is the line of fineliner by a different company - Sakura. The picture in question has "copictober" written on it, by the pen lying near it isn't a copic pen, it's a micron. (There is a copic lying around as well, but it seems to be a marker, not a fineliner).
Basically my autism got triggered over nothing, ignore it.
>>9055846
The pearlmethyst anons were very pleasant
>>9053387
kill yourself
>>9055832
>>9055857
Pearl is made for cute.
>>9055882
She is!
>>9055873
It says Ink Copictober
Micron = Ink
Copic = Markers
>>9055896
>>9055887
>>9055882
>>9055857
just look at her, will MG treat her well?
I love Pearl
>>9055960
Hopefully, I just want a happy Pearl
>>9053948
kill yourself
>>9055972
fucking white-face dooing ass racist.
>>9055824
no because thats a spoiler
but who knows, maybe shes poofed on this bomb
>>9055972
That Pearl needs makeup help.
>>9055922
>On the mug
What tears?
>>9055977
poel a best!
Dopaz nigga
>>9055989
I'll bite. What the actual happened to that poor image?
i love pearl so damn much
Oh god the pearlfags are back.
Aquamarine
Aquanavy
Aquaforce
>>9056010
>>9055279
kill yourself
>>9056039
I love her more!
>>9055403
kill yourself
>>9056022
>>9056041
>>9056049
what a CLAMity.
>>9056049
It could be worse.
Will The CGs try and rescue Steven if he goes to homeworld? Or will they stay in the water crying?
>>9055619
kill yourself
>>9056010
>>9056051
>>9056093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95yw3JpkDe0
>>9055501
>>9056104
>How?
Lapidot.
>>9055835
MEEP MEEP!
>>9056080
sorry, could not resist making a terrible pun like that.
>>9056041
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>9056109
I don't care.
>>9056010
Poil a best gem!
>>9056162
GAHAAAAAAAA AAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAA!!!
where are the drawfags?
>>9056154
what if it's lapidot, but with lapis and peridot replaced with YP abd BP in costumes?
>>9056177
>>9056192
Living exciting lives. Getting laid. Traveling the world. Y'know. Weekend stuff.
>>9056192
Don't do that, just put out the request.
>>9056198
No.
>>9056019
it got posted on pinterest as a tumblr thumbnail, and then its pinterest crop got reposted on tumblr in the span of 2 days top
never trust content aggregators
>>9056198
Still terrible.
>>9056010
kill yourself
Lapidot should be called Peripis
>>9056051
kill yourself
Nopaz
Woepaz
Sewpaz
Growpaz
>>9056128
Holy fucking stalactites my sides.
>>9056233
>no genitals
no love
>>9056223
double art theft? Despicable.
>>9056166
kill yourself
>>9056260
Deep.
>>9056279
No, it would just be bad, and highly irrelevant.
>>9056263
it's not art theft if you don't claim ownership
it's just fucking stupid is what it is, aggregators should require source to post anything from other sites
We all agree Topaz and Aquamarine's ship name is Topaqua, right?
>>9056279
We acknowledge your exquisite taste in puns, now please stop.
>>9056312
Aquaz works as well.
>>9056312
> not Aquaz
Nigga, c'mon.
>>9056144
Thank you drawanon! Saved it!
>>9056304
>no genitals
no love
>still no storytime for beach city weird or the SU ongoing #3
what happened
>>9056312
yis
You may be getting ahead of yourself though.
>>9056362
What if their gems were their erogenous zones?
>>9056371
>SU ongoing #3
Who even cares about that garbage anymore?
>>9056371
It looks interesting, I wanna know too
>>9056204
Saved! I love how the artists have gotten so creative with SU characters, the very best that came out from the show!
>>9056362
The only gem who definitely has genitals is Amethyst. I hope you like'em fat and rude.
>>9056309
I would consider re-uploading an image without credit or reference to the source on a site like tumblr functionally identical to art theft. It's not imgur or an imageboard. Pinterest I cannot say much about since I can't stand it.
>>9056396
That's a bullshit art page that doesn't really have to do with the story at hand. These comics are fucking trash anyway.
>>9056390
I like discount-supervillian's take on Topaz and Aquamarine. Any other fan designs on this level?
>>9056412
you read it then?
>>9056427
>>9056407
>no genitals
no love
>>9056427
Kek
Reproduction is the only point of our lives. If you're still a virgin, you have failed as a human.
>>9056462
Is this a meme?
cuuut-e
>>9056488
So how many kids do you have? None? Guess you're a failure as a human then.
>>9056512
just because you hate the guy making them it doesnt mean you know what happens in the story.
>all of these unattractive fan designs will help soften the blow of the inevitably ugly final result
chill nigga.
>>9056498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIjXtM9WEA
>>9056530
>Caring what happens in a shitty fan fiction story when the writing in the past two issues has been awful and full of SJW pandering.
Nah, they may have improved the art of these comics but they've taken several steps back in the writing.
>>9056441
I like those designs, but they really don't look like they'd fit in the show.
>>9056530
Nope, fuck those comics. The pedo kiki one went ignored as well.
Have you seen any attractive ones so far? The in-show character design of late hasn't been the greatest, you must admit.
>>9056565
are you that person saying Blue Diamond was ugly? if so you're wrong.
>>9056488
A "point" implies a use of some abstract form, which implies a usecase and hence a (solution to a) problem or at the very least a goal of some sort. However, goals are arbitrary and man made things that only exist in context. Hence, point and measures of pointlessness are, without context, void of meaning.
>>9056415
???
>>9056571
She debuted in s2. Her unshrouded self being finalized by that time is also very likely
>>9056222
I liked it.
>>9056602
I think this too. Probably why Yellow Diamond's design was tweaked between appearances.
>>9056594
>gender
>sex
>>9056196
Imagine a Pearlfag lapidot shipper discord
>>9056565
>The in-show character design of late hasn't been the greatest, you must admit
Which designs do you consider weak? Hooly? Zoo guards? BD? Her Pearl? I honestly feel they were all pretty decent for minor characters.
>>9056643
love it, let's make one
>>9056488
Isn't survival the prime directive of humanities goals?
>>9056643
I'm a pealrfag and I like Lapidot.Also I'm on a SU discord. Does that make me cancer incarnate?
>>9056630
Aha, thanks famalam.
I'm struggling to think of a character design I don't like in SU and not really coming up with anyone in particular.
It's mostly pretty solid across the board.
>>9056686
yes, kys
>>9056698
Start thinking of human characters.
There's some real stinkers there.
>>9056698
sugilite is an acquired taste, in my opinion.
>>9056698
....you actually like Smoky Quartz's design?
>>9056682
Yes, not that anon, but reproduction is also part of that survival prime directive.
What kind of Fucking food booths have a 30 minute queue and then when you finally order completely forgets it? Fucking amateurs.
>>9056664
Not the anon you were talking to, but my least favorite designs are Smokey Quartz and Bismuth.
>>9056664
>zoo guards
They're just big amethysts- neutral
>BD/BP
Debuted in s2
>holly
Once I shook off the neokosmos feeling, she's alright
Bismuth and Smoky are the big offenders I've had in mind
>>9056686
kek
>>9056686
/sug/'s hate boner bingo has a winner.
>>9056750
Lulzite.
>>9056750
And no porn of these two exists.
Rule 35?
>>9056765
The difference being?
>>9056672
>>9056808
Imagine their child
>>9056565
the pedo kiki one was in a pdf in plenty of threads. im not saying the ongoing #3 isnt shit, but if it has townies interacting with gems, its in no way worse than that fucking awful graphic novel of steven in school. dont tell me that townie with gems isnt at least 1% interesting.
also, i think the only "ugly" in show design is smokey. thats the only character design i have ever been dissapointed with in the show so far.
>>9056808
Rule 34*
>>9056738
> Smokey Quartz
Well, I guess. Rather lazy and pretty disappointing for something anticipated for so long (Steven-gem fusion).
> Bismuth
Could never tell why people hated her design, though. I guess her personality and mannerism could seem annoying, but the graphical design was solid.
>>9056839
For me, I liked her personality, mannerisms, and voice. I didn't find her graphic design all that creative. Bismuth is such a colorful crystal metal, it is a shame to center all that color on her hair.
>>9056839
Bismuth a a half-naked formless blocky squat behemoth with a garish palette, packaged with a stupid face. Mismatched voice and appearance
>>9056682
Reproduction underpins a species' success, but our own existence demonstrates that it's a subliminal imperative that's developed to respond to external pressures, not an end goal. A successful social species either has a relatively large number of kissless virgins, e.g. humans, or is almost entirely made up of kissless virgins, e.g. honeybees, gems.
>>9056836
nono, r35 is right.
if there is no porn, it will be made
>>9056824
why is pearl dying
>>9056874
how would you have designed her then?
>>9056876
I fucking love bees
I am going to share my first kiss with a bee
>>9056902
She was just raped by Lapis.
>>9056902
Why wouldn't she be?
>>9056824
what episode was this again?
>>9056884
be careful
the more you hate it..
>>9056927
Mirror Gem.
>>9056664
holly's concept art was better but i like what we got too
SQ and Bismuth are hard sells, but I think they're pretty solid designs overall. It's nice to have a variety of designs when it comes to Gems.
>>9056933
I don't hate it, I'm just horrified of the thought of Alexandrite's version of Steven.
>>9056967
kys
>>9056952
Holly's final design is neat. It incorporates the pattern of an actual blue agate geode (her buns).
>>9056967
something the matter?
>>9056984
That's Sapphire's buns.
*ba dum tss*
>>9056371
>caring about a shitty literal fancomic
>>9056984
yeah i like that, but i would have prefered one bun instead of horns
i love her lots either way
>>9056996
One of my favorite characters died
>>9057003
Sapphire has rings on her ass?
>>9057051
What? Has there been another darn leak?
>>9057065
Not SU related
>>9057053
>Rings on her ass
>Amethyst paints her ass with targets just so she can smack it
Don't give me any ideas. You know i was referring to her censorship dress.
>>9057053
Floaty Sapphire does
>>9057085
which show then?
>>9056984
Mind = blown
>>9057128
Attack on titan
>>9057101
>Censorship dress
>Actually looks like a giant blue varguba from side on
>>9057043
The comic about Ronaldo, Steven, Greg as baras had better plot.
>>9057157
>Amethyst Pranks Sapphire by painting her dress or ass with red and white paint while she doesn't know and everyone always smacks her ass due to the literal target on her ass
Stop that.
>>9057153
I see, never watched AoT. That sucks. Aside from that, how have you been? Haven't seen you in forever.
Do you know that Stereotype, of X person in a family is dead, and then they come back years later, alive and well.
If that happened in real life wouldn't that rip a family apart?
>>9057175
get your mind out of the gutter rose
>>9057153
which character was that?
>>9057214
I've been okay. I'm not sure if I'm the anon you mean though.
If it's dev anon or nice anon who you mean, I'm neither of them.
>>9057224
If Rose came back, it would tear this show apart, I'll tell you that.
>>9057187
It was really well drawn, too. Somebody should make a wrestling cartoon based on bara artwork.
Take out a few blowjobs, et voila!
>>9057190
If the opportunity arose, I'd abuse that alibi until I got bored.
>>9057224
depends on the family. Some families are so small or loosely connected it would just be a shock. You keep asking those kinda questions. How come?
If you're suffering from depression, just know it's a made up diseases that is all in your head, and you need to just stop being sad.
>>9057190
>Slapping Icicle mom on the butt all day, because of target, and not telling her.
Oh fug, stahp bully little popsicle mammi.
>>9057251
[pretendspoiler]Ymir[/pretendspoiler]
>>9057292
As someone with clinical depression, I agree.
>>9057292
>stop being sad
I can't even start being sad.
>>9057292
> Depression
> Sad
Oh, if only.
>>9057224
What about if the woman they all said your mother murdered came back and wanted to talk to you about their secrets?
>>9057293
I blame anon for making such a suggestive comment.
>>9057333
The joke was inherently suggestive.
>>9057284
I just like to think about things like that, its file for thought
>>9057254
I know, and I'm pretty sure I know you. I just never thought of a name for you.
>>9057326
Firstly, I wouldn't do the cliche movie thing of not believing her, secondly I'd make sure me and x woman, spent some time talking about what the fuck happened.
>>9057333
>filename.
U cheeky fck.
Anthony Joshua in the 8th round, damn
>>9057371
I see. It's not that I mind, I was just curious.
>>9057292
All diseases are made up, if you have AIDS all you have to do is stop being sick.
What if Lapis put on trial for what she did to esteemed commander Jasper?
Steven is Rose's gemsona
>>9057459
*Humansona
Rose was a humanphile who wanted to cosplay as one and took it a bit too far.
>>9057455
>esteemed
>>9057504
>>9057504
>>9057511
This may be the more sane thread, ironically.