hg thread
hunger games thread
the cooooooooooolest thread on all of 4chan as of this very moment
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS
AFTER AN IMPROMPTU INVASION OVER THE LANDS OF /b/, OUR LOCAL JABRONIES GOT QUITE LITERALLY D E M O L I S H E D BY MR.ZOOM, ONE OF THE MOST FEARED CHAMPIONS OF THE /b/ TEAM.
CAN OUR FAVORITE STUPID IDIOTS REDEEM THEMSELVES TONIGHT AND PULL OFF AN EVEN MORE STELLAR PERFORMANCE THAN HIS ?
LET'S FIND OUT !
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER IF.. YOU KNOW.
> SPECIFY SQUAD
THE RESULTS ARE IN: +33% CHANCES OF WINNING FOR PICKING A DISTRICT IN PARTICULAR TO FIGHT FOR.
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
LIST: (HART FOUNDATION / nWo / D-GENERATION X / THE MINISTRY OF DARKNESS / THE RADICALZ / EVOLUTION / AGE OF THE FALL / THE NEXUS / THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE / THE WYATT FAMILY / BULLET CLUB)
TALK'S CHEAP
SHOW NO MERCY
AND DON'T MAKE DUMB MISTAKES
IF THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH ASK FROM YOU GUYS
>>9039420
White Peak
Bad News Barrett
>>9039420
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9039420
Vinny
Saki
>>9039420
Smolgore
Hart Foundation
Damon Gant
Grora
>>9039420
Emilia
Eggman-kun
>>9039420
Ken Kennedy
Len
Lum!
Hounds of Justice
>>9039420
Astaroth
Utsutsu
Starlord
Evolution
Starman
BROKEN MATT HARDY
THE HARDY BOYZ
(FUCK YOU SETH, MAKE IT HAPPEN)
>>9039433
B I N N Y
I
N
N
Y
Patty
>>9039420
Obsolete Eric Andre
>>9039420
Merak
>>9039420
Elly
>>9039420
CM Phil
Machi Amayadori
Tamamo
Toxicroak
Scooter the Mouse
>>9039420
Emi
>>9039420
Aja
Andy Von De Oniyate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
Reigen Arataka
>>9039420
Leviathan
FORMER RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPION
THE FACE OF AMERICA KEVIN OWENS
Suz
BC
>>9039420
MC Ride
Fire Guy
>>9039420
Alex Shelley
Father John Misty
Kongou
Evolution
Jessica Ablert
>>9039420
Lenny
D-Generation X Slot 2
Enthusiastic Black Man
Doflamingo
>>9039420
Bogandoff Brothers
Togame
Inkling
Bullet Club
Leoric
>>9039475
It is a say day when a FORMER WWE Champion and a CANADIAN is the face of the United States Of America.
>>9039420
Late Eastwood
>>9039441
Put me in the bullet club
>>9039433
D-Generation X by the way...
>39 uids
But I thought Seth's games were the best??
>>9039546
t. King Knight
>>9039420
Sterling Archer
Bullet Club
Tony Montana
I am just a mortal /co/ peasant, what technology have you used to create such a giant game last thread?
>>9039420
Oi, half-blonde, bloody swap me with this twat
>>9039428
>>9039559
I have a much more important business to attend to!
>>9039581
jewish magic
>>9039420
Avenger
>>9039581
Someone from our community made his own simulator.
>>9039581
Ask the one known as 'Jude'.
So is it true you can no longer say kys?
>inb4 banned
>>9039581
He made his own sim
>>9039591
Thank you BNB
>Archer (mobile)
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9039635
In discord yeah
uh
hello
>>9039707
Yes hello this is Jumex how can I help u?
>>9039546
That you be 39, 70, 24 or 1, I could care less about the numbers.
Because no matter how many of you show up I'll guarantee that'll it be the night of your lives and that those who missed on it will be biting their nails out of regret for missing out.
With that said.
> picks up megaphone
ARE
YOU
>> ALL <<<
READY ?
>>9039707
Hello. What is it you need?
>>9039722
>Mouse noises
>>9039722
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9039722
Let's do this!
>Also, holy shit, Ministry of Darkness is fucking stacked.
>>9039722
Swap
>>9039517
>>9039722
>>9039505
>>9039647
THIS ONE SHALL SERVE IN MY PLACE
>>9039469
>>9039517
>>9039722
Give my spot to the old cowpoke.
Much obliged.
>>9039722
I'm too ready! I want to rip things up, and I don't care what!
>>9039722
Oi; swap me out for >>9039647 will 'ya?
>>9039722
Oh yes. Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9039722
What a follish question. I am always prepared and willing. Those who enter these hallowed grounds without the neccesary arrangement deserve to perish.
And..I have scores to settle. Three of them. Let's begin.
>>9039707
Hello.. um, faceless creature? why do all of you look the same? at least try to find a face or something
>>9039707
Shhh! This is the time honored tradition where all involved stay silent until the movie starts.
>>9039725
>>9039722
Gant is good to go.
>>9039749
TIG BITTIES
>>9039722
You bet I am! Bring it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPvQoxXUQok
>>9039725
>Stares back
>>9039749
gdi jessica noooo
>>9039722
It's time to shake the rust out properly...ready, sir!
>>9039707
Good evening, sir.
>>9039788
Thank you for this opportunity.
>>9039738
>>9039747
>>9039826
new thread
>>9039767
Yeah? Now stop starin' will 'ya? I can basically feel it.
>>9039804
What? It's not like I don't got better things 'ta do.
>>9039749
>>9039746
I cannot put my appreciations into words so I will show it by making everyone else meet their proverbial maker.
>>9039826
Looks like no getting out of it. I'm just going to have to show these people the tricks old Andy can do with a sixgun.
Good luck!
>>9039836
>How many images do you have?
>>9039870
>How many can you handle?
>>9039826
Ah! Well ain't 'at lovely!
>>9039870
>Plenty, why?
>>9039835
Lol no.
HERE WE GO.
What is this nonsense it's well known Owens has no friends to form a team.
VINNY GIVES NO FUCKS.
Freakin' fanboys..
Len became a fuckin' legend after her faction game swerve.
Who is the Jay Leno of /hg/?
>>9039887
DUMP EM
>>9039889
>>9039889
>Confused mouse noises
>>9039896
Who is Jay Leno?
>>9039889
I see that you're blushing to from end to end, homie! I must be acting real cool right now. Stay right there, I have some cool glasses I can wear!
>>9039889
>gets kicked into a shelf
>>9039889
Ahem... The Revenge incarnate has arrived!
>>9039889
The weak deserve to be left behind. This is no playground for children. Least of all that of invertebrates.
>>9039919
Jared Leto's brother
>>9039889
>She plays the trombone, but instead of a cheerful tune, the instrument only produce an eerie screech, as if it was from the depht of hell itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrBoQLkZY2g
This will be your requiem guys
>>9039942
please no
>>9039889
AAAH!
>>9039889
AHHH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
>Smashing the keyboard, she fully intends to break it, completely out of ideas.
>The screen blinks green and tells them they've passed.
... ... Is.. Is it too late to still break it?
>>9039889
Fuck, I got distracted and missed another game.
Oh well. Popcorn aisle for me.
>>9039952
Oh, now that's just cold.
>>9039896
Why be the anyone of HG when you can be your own man here and cement your personal legacy ?
I heard quite the rumors about Emi climbing up the rankings lately.
Those were not just rumors.
Fucking nope.
And you guys call yourselves wrestlers ? Pitiful. Instead of dicking on twitter you two should hit the gym a couple more times.
>>9039887
wait a minute, only one ava talks like that
AUSSA!?
>>9039985
>>9039889
>Spirit Battle ~ Perdition Crisis
I have no intentions of being bested so easily today, sir. Please, for your own sake, just back away.
>>9039985
>
>>9039998
>Aussa
>ever posting decent art
It's 100% not Aussa.
>>9039985
I really don't want to know what kind of scary things that man keeps on his computer.
>>9039985
I still trust her
>>9039985
D E A T H
M A C H I N E
>>9039985
Doflamingo is your Loser of Losers of this edition.
I wish to express that you shouldn't be proud of that title in any ways, shapes or forms.
>>9039985
Gah! What tremendous power! Such powerful creature should not be allowed to exist by the law of nature! At least... I used think so...
>>9039985
>Angry mouse noises
>>9039981
Huh?
>Smolgore stops and turns to the man.
Are ya okay?
>>9039983
No. It is the most primal and accepted law of natural selection.
>She observes the undead doggo. A slight curve appears on her lips as she realises what IT is
A contest you lost in the past.
>>9039985
Worthless. I should have expected better than to rely on a former champion. Without merit, tacts and allies. Away with you, Kevin Owens.
>>9039985
I know some people here are sick, but this miiiight have gone a little bit too far.
>>9039965
Hmm, maybe you are right. My coolness levels must be contained for the safety of others.
>>9039985
Birds of a feather flock together. Think about that next time you insult someone.
>>9039889
>she stumbles for a bit before falling down
Ow...
>>9039985
Are you kidding me?! This is freaking rigged!
>>9039985
>>9040023
I knew you looked like a smart girl!
Don't listen to her. She's still angry because I killed her yesterday. She'll get over it eventually.
>>9039900
>HG is a non-lewd place, anon-kun. An-And I was going to RP...then I died in the bloodbath
>>9039998
>But Jessica is English? Actually most Dragon Quest characters have that kind of accent. Just because someone plays someone with an accent doesn't make them Aussa.
>>9039985
Hey, i happen to like these stupid idiots.
>>9040042
>
>>9039985
> the decapitated head smiles back
>>9040071
post the vegemite gif
>>9039998
Aussa plays the Mage from dragon quest
>>9040009
>I post decent art when the characters have it. Though there's no accounting for taste.
>>9039985
I'd be lying if I said I knew what this was for...
>>9040086
> ok
merak's reaction
>>9039889
Why do I have to be with such weaklings? I bet most of them don't even talk
>>9039985
WHAT DID YOU D-.. wait a minute, levi doesn't even have a country
>>9040030
TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF 2D GOING AT IT TO SHOW THE WORLD WHO IS THE SUPERIOR STYLE
They know him as Lenny Leonard.
In my games, though, you may refer as Yellow Devil.
Scratch the may, DO refer to him as such.
Unless you want to finish like these guys.
>>9040071
..I've met a lot of weirdos around here, with all different types of races and shit.
And yet you take the cake.
>>9040045
>It seems her perception could be brought up a few notches.
Nope. Although the world and Lady Luck seem to hate my guts, they at least seem to have chosen suffering over the void of death. Or undeath.
I still breathe, I still have a pulse, and I somehow still have my bits, so I'm not yet out of the game.
>>9040108
I will let you decide this time Eric, what should we make him do? Hmm?
>>9040108
RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>9040108
TAKYON, SHOT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER!
>>9040108
...No. This will not do. If I am to be succesfull for a second time, I have to develop my own wrestling moves. How fortunate that this is an excellent opportunity for trial and error analysis.
>>9040108
Lenny, please, we can talk about this!
We're friends, ri--
>He does not listen, obviously, and she is slaughtered.
>>9040108
>>9040128
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>Dead.
>>9040071
>>9040099
Well, this is slightly disturbing.
>>9040108
Yes, it means you're a loser.
>>9040108
And I had a fitting song on my mixtape. A shame I forgot it in my ship.
>>9040108
Th-this...this is beyond humiliating...! Just whose idea was this...!?
>>9040119
So you take on the apperance of an ancient mummified as to lure your opponents into a flase sense of security. And strike when they are not expecting it
.....Clever.
Did you know? Sprinkling lime over a body helps hide the stench of a decomposing body and makes it decompose faster.
>>9040108
> thanks i try my best
>>9040108
Can one inhuman possibly change the fate of inhumanity? Of course! We all have our own journeys of self discovery like them. There's no reason we can do some much more like them as well.
>>9040108
Provocation or Admiration ? Knowing Starman, we'll probably never know.
SUZ GOES FOR THE BIG KILL, AND WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS EITHER !
Tamamo is going to be known as the Wrestling Remover in a very near future.
I'd give that video game.. 6/10.
COULD RIGGINSMANIA 70TH MARK THE SECOND ARRIVAL OF YELLOW DEVIL ?
..Come on guys it's only been two days.
Weak bitches.
>>9040166
Uh, that's also a no. The bandages are there to hide scars and dress wounds.
>>9040175
Is that what they do with our dead bodies after the game? Or do those get used up in the respawn process?
>>9040189
>Devious mouse noises
>>9040175
Chalk is much much faster
>>9040137
>>9040140
(I love you really. :3)
>>9040189
>Ahri dies
>Suz enters a state of ecstasy
I'm sure these are in no way related.
>>9040189
I accept this ranking of power. I may lack the tactical genius of humanoid strategist. But if aspiring heroes fail to find a way to disable or negate my firepower then what hope is there for them beyond me? None.
>>9040189
>The Inkling keeps screaming
>and screaming..
>>9040189
LENNY'D.COM
>>9040218
Oh shit.
Does that mean Suz's going to go full berserk from now on ?
>a steel chair hits the ground
>>9040207
You are an interesting creature. Canine appearance. movement that is bipedal. Capable of speech, appearance that's obsolete one way or the other. WHat are you supposed to be?
>>9040189
Hey Reigen, have you gotten your sanity back yet?
>flaunts the gameboy
Or maybe you're still a little bitch after the hypnosis Eric did to you?
You don't want to respond? Too bad...
>she throws the gameboy into the crowd
>Hypnotized Reigen cries like a little bitch.
>>9040189
I wonder how much I can make from this...
>>9040240
Uh... hello?
>>9040189
Is it really you? I have never forgotten the night of passion we have shared that one time. Ahhh...
even your strikes are quite powerful as last time! I shall return the favor soon.
>>9040240
I'M MAD
>>9040240
IM MAD
>>9040233
..It's calm.
For now.
>>9040240
> PICKS IT UP
> STAB EVERY FRIENDS I HAVE IN THE BACK WITH IT
> PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SWINGING A STEEL CHAIR AT AIR
>>9040216
>Right back at'cha Lenny.
>>9040240
EU SOU LOUCO!
>>9040189
"People around you are frightened by your actions."
Sounds accurate enough.
>>9040240
>Uncle Death kicks the chair out of curiosity
Who threw this in here?
>>9040272
Ugh... the catchy ones are the worst.
>>9040216
>You too Lenny.
>>9040240
Oh good, I was looking for a place to sit. The popcorn aisle's packed today.
>Lucky takes the chair, unfolds it, and sits down.
>>9040244
I'm a dog, or so they tell me. Back home, most animals can and do show up in both the standard, normal variety you're probably used to, and... well, animals like me, who stand up and can talk and everything.
>>9040272
I don't understand. I was supposed to have been showered in the benefits of extra lives.
>She starts it again by jumping twice and then ducking twice and so forth.
This would be a good workout if it keeps not working.
>>9040272
>She's taken out of her dreams when the two girls crashe into her room, burning most of the furnitures.
>She notices Patty.
Oh you... So finally sided with that one-eyed brat huh?
>conjures a whip
Did your mom ever whoop your ass, tell me?
>>9040320
>tfw Ahri will never love you
>>9040272
Bad move, Kongou.
Bad fucking move.
That kiss was probably more deadly than the toxicity of Toxicroak's poison.
>>9040249
>STOP BULLYING MY BABY BOY
>>9040325
So. Either you are another step in canine evolution. A one time fluke or an abomination. Interesting. Up untill this moment I assumed that canines were compelte incapable of vocal communication with words and sentences.
Perhaps I shall attempt to not permanently damage you if we ever come toblows. Perhaps not.
Missed a game and want to rap but the only way how is to butt in or greet post
>a mysterious thief sneaks into the thread and starts stealing everyone's porn stash while they are not looking
>>9040347
Uh...do I have to pay for that?
>>9040347
That mirror is clearly faulty. Sure, I am not the best looking guy around, but look at that ugly face only a mother would love.
>>9040347
No one died on the third timeslot.
I hope this changes soon.
A peace like this is often presage of a big killing.
>>9040380
Hey guys I'm missing some porn.
>>9040272
Actually... this people are gross, and levi don't know them
>>9040377
Son, you seem to be lacking in what they call "the social skills".
>>9040347
>She turns her attention to her target, giving a bow.
If you wonder why we are all here, we were trying to kill you. I apologize that it could not happen.
>>9040354
>What's great with silent avas is that you can bully them godmode-style all you want!
>>9040347
>>9040383
I'll let you decide...
>wipes her lips
By the way... Brush your teeth, seriously.
>>9040347
Well, this is embarrassing.
>Proceeds to awkwardly walk off while drinking his ranch
>>9040370
Judging from my friends back home, it's either the former or the latter, not the middle one. And as for being permanently damaged... trust me, I'm already well past that mark. I did already tell you why I'm covered head to toe in bandages, right?
>>9040347
Do you see this, Suz? Pay attention. That wretched fox woman you call your lover, Ahri. She has tormented and thwarted my plans for far too long and far too often. A state I find to be unacceptable.
>It's on. She pours the ashes of the dead kitsune all over the floor, staring at Suz with blood-coloured eyes that seemed to glow as the intensity of her stare grew stronger
Will you avenge your fallen allies? Seek vegeance for your loved ones? Or will you back down? I cannot claim to know how a woman of your kind would react.
>>9040398
At least now you know what you're in for. Don't be fooled by the cute look, she's a real brat.
>>9040398
I'm terribly sorry, miss. Please wait a moment, I'll take you down after he leaves.
>>9040404
Oh I can greet post I just know I'll get fussed at for it for doing it midgame which is just pointess
>>9040423
>try bullying my other avas see what happens
>>9040436
Yes you did. What of it? You seem to be capable enough to still operate at an acceptable function. It would be curious to see how you would perform when your body was not compromised with injury. Can you arrange that, canine?
>>9040377
I can rap with ya!
>>9040447
>Holy shit.
>>9040347
How does it feel now, you imbecile?
>>9040398
Sorry, but not today.
>>9040398
>The plushie in question is a rare Elizabeth in nurse clothes. Can't be bought nowhere and is thus very valuable.
>>9040447
>This frightens the Ahri.
>>9040398
The sun was in my eyes.
>>9040423
Two words, honey: Dental plan.
>>9040474
Unless you're popular, I wouldn't recommend it. You need some pretty impressive anime boobs to get away with a greetpost midgame unshitposted.
>>9040380
> your eyes get splattered with liquid soap
> lemon-flavored liquid soap
Anti-theft device, punk.
>>9040398
FUCKING CALLED IT
LENNY VS WHITE PEAK
IT DOESN'T GET BIGGER THAN TH-
OH SONNUVA BITCH !
This makes my betrayal look like baby stuff, Astaroth.
Eastwood is The Good, but tonight he showed you The Ugly.
>>9040506
Well then I can't because I'm not popular at all so I just have to sit out
>>9040476
>Ok deal.
>>9040505
>Kek
>>9040519
Well you know what they say Seth: Study from the best, and do even better
>>9040492
> laughs to himself as he finally gets the plushie
>>9040519
>>9040519
>>9040519
What is it you two could be talking about? It must be very interesting to keep me out of it.
>>9040546
>Elizaplushie is pleased at your victory over the claw.
>>9040519
>Astaroth eventually stop,
>>9040519
This just goes to show that the top dogs aren't always the best to bet on.
The more "popular you are", the bigger target you become.
>>9040544
Welcome to the hunger games.
>>9040519
I used to watch your movies back in the day. I should have known that you were an opportunist.
>>9040519
...fuck.
>>9040493
I will grant you honesty and what humans refers to as ''playing with my cards open'' I believe: I mused the idea of allying with the both of you. But secondary simulation has shown me that declaring war against the both of you proves far more beneficial for me in the long run.
I did it before when I aligned myself with The Architect as a memeber of the Freebirds. For the sake of progress and humanity's evbolution I shall gladly do it again.
>>9040519
>This is her change. She sees the two wrestlers exhausted form their fight and if there a time to kill two birds with one stone, it was now.
This is what I call..The Rising Sun!
>She climbs up the top rope and does a move in link related that hits both of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNdHhtx-Kog
>>9040571
>>9040588
You know, you guys should just stop drinking tea.
I mean, after ALL those games, you should have take the hint by now.
Coffee's objectively better, anyway.
>>9040519
>>9040519
>>9040545
Ow. Ow. Ow. More ow.
Jeez, what's with you people and going out of the way to make everything the most painful way possible?
>>9040589
Woohoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzpNZKDTBSU
>>9040588
Pfff, where is onee-sama when levi needs her..
>>9040639
>The woman eventually pulls her head out of the tv. Shards filling her vision every which way.
Dear me. I may need to wear glasses permanently after this/
>>9040639
>>9040693
But you already have glass in your eyes
>>9040642
Well, after you've been betrayed countless times or killed by a resurrected zombie.... You kinda want to make sure the guy is really dead before you leave.
You should have learned that by now Merak.
>>9040639
>No matter how hard or swift she strikes, she just cannot touch Mokou and falls down on her knees.
B-Break! Okay...
>passes out
>>9040639
You people are just giving me even more reasons to keep her on the roster.
I swear you're like rabid animals. Find an obscure room, with no cameras around, and you're in for THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE.
But nothing isn't seen at RigginsMania, oh nooo..
If Asgore was still alive, we all know he would have replaced Reigen's spot there.
Annoying isn't the word.
You should start being WORRIED, Lum.
>>9040735
Don't blame me. You're just not marketable enough, who wants to hear a black guy screams satanic verses on TV?
You've got to be more subtle about that... the satanic stuff I mean, look at girl... Beyonce.
>>9040735
>Smolgore grumbles under his breath and glares at Seth from the sidelines.
>>9040735
Pitiful. Instead of trying to combine forces to take me out, you complain to a senile old man to have my contract doscontinued. I may yet make an example of you two.
>>9040735
I'm not sure how I feel about Ken Kennedy anymore
>>9040718
Yeah, but can't you just blow their heads of or something?
At least, anything that doesn't take that much time...
Or hurt that much.
>>9040735
I told you to start getting worried Lum, not straight up paranoid.
>>9040770
*wink wink*
>>9040782
Well, you don't have to worry about it either way.
>>9040477
>Lucky leans a little closer to Kongou, his up-until-now laid-back stance transitioning into seriousness... his single visible (remaining?) eye's yellow gaze turning into a cold stare.
Miss... if I could arrange that, I wouldn't be like this now. In fact, I wouldn't have been like this for the past three years, and on top of that, probably wouldn't even be here right now. Instead of diving into a gladiatorial arena fighting to my last breath only for some strange... thing... to bring me back to life at the last second, I'd be safe at home, perhaps fishing, perhaps enjoying a perfect peach. Unfortunately for me, Father Fate and Lady Luck seem to have disowned me, which means I'm practically a magnet for enough misfortune to have caused me to be like this. So, no. I'm sorry. I can't arrange that, because I'm not the one up top deciding if poor Lucky's going to get crushed under a tree that just so happened that it didn't like which direction the wind was blowing.
>Sorry for how long this took to write, but I thought Lucky going on a rant fit the situation.
>>9040710
That was very clever of you. No, quite lever of you! Even I failed to notice the whimsy with my sentence.
>>9040735
Oh, you must be a non-fan of I? Maybe I can change your mind in a bout of polite discussion.
>Within a few seconds, the hater is breathing their last breaths on this earth as the woman contiues to hold them
Hm, I am not certain how it got to be like this.
Okay guys I'm calling it a night.
Have fun, and thanks to Seth for hosting.
>>9040823
Night, Lenny. Thanks for being slightly less cancerous these days.
>>9040735
Hell isn't as bad as you think actually, the got a pool table and a arcade down there. You always lose at the last bss though, it's infuriating.
>>9040811
>She looks less angry and more focused on him.
You really aren't fond of me, are you? I must warn you, I can be very persuasive of non-fans of I.
>>9040800
Oh spare me the crying would you? It's over already. You don't have the time to think about all that when you're killing...
And... I thought you'd be pretty used to pain by now since you're so low on that tournament thing.
>>9040811
What?!
That's... that's just not possible! It must be a hidden feature no one have found yet...
Damn those guys have NO TASTE!
>>9040823
Yeah good night, and don't forget that dental plan...
>>9040811
TRULY A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
>>9040823
Sweet nightmares, as I imagine this is what you envision every nights when closing your eyes.
>>9040823
Tata for now, man with the skin color of bananas. Sweet dreams.
>door slams opens
>>9040900
>>9040879
>Drinking a poison frog's medicine.
Are you actually serious
>>9040879
I am guessing a lot of people must rejoice at the sight of the bottom tribute being featured on this slide.
>>9040900
>>9040915
> HNNNNNGGGGGG
>>9040900
Oooh, a tape deck-
>>9040915
...Huh.
>>9040915
>click
>>9040900
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
>>9040879
Trust me Suz, Ahri knows me well... In fact, I think we should team up to avenge her don't you think?
>looks at Grora
Why are you always on my feet ?! Shoo! Go away or you'll get the Gant treatm- hmm nothing
>>9040927
https://youtu.be/opSXCYkOOis
>>9040834
Thanks anon. Believe me, I am trying.
>>9040879
>>9040870
>the voices resume, an unending chorus of pained screams of pure agony amidst frequent wails of "DENTAL PLAN"
>>9040940
>a mysterious man appears out of nowhere
>>9040879
Is Asian mist just farts?
>>9040841
>>9040879
Like i said, you ALWAYS LOSE! AAGH!
>>9040879
Another soul attacking me? It is about time I-
>She sees how there a beam just hanging near the two, easily putting the pieces together.
I must thank you, my wonderful hero.
>>9040960
...
>>9040959
>it's like a soothing melody to her ears.
>>9040919
Those guys lad, they would believe anything.
You could sell them walls' plaster as heroin and they'd fucking buy in.
VINTAGE OWENS
>>9040940
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4StAFB4eqU
>>9040973
>takes off hat
Wassup Y'all
>>9040988
i'm going to piss in your eyes
Who hosts/hosted the Highschool Sawyer Games?
>>9040988
>rips off coat
Da Samurai is in the Hiz-zer-reh-ouse
>>9041004
My dick.
>>9040813
You have an unfortuante existence, I will not dispute that. But you have creators. You have a place to fall back to, no matter how miserable. You have goals, you have limits, you even have creatures blood related to you. You feel pain through the wounds beneath your triage, you feel anger, grief, happiness, anxiety in the ways they are ment to be.
I feel nothing. Whenever I take someone's life here. I do not feel rejoice. I do not feel regret. I only feel how their death can improve me. Whatever I feel is branded inside my reaction algorythms One way or another, you are more alive than I ever will be.
>She hesitates before touching the creatures ear. Her touch has no feeling of skin or temperature. There is no heartbeat resonating through her digits and no veins that expand whenever blood rushes through
I envy you more than you can comperehend, canine.
>>9040921
>>9040879
I already proven myself once. There is no immediate need to repeat the process again.
>>9041011
D-D-D-D-Da
>>9040981
Of course. I never. Ever. Lose at poker.
>hides the cards further in her bracelet before they falls down.
I think that guy's outif will sell pretty well.
Who do you think is gonna win?
>>9041030
Sam moo rahi
>>9040981
It's empty.
>>9040879
>>9040967
Do be careful, miss! I can't always ensure someone's safety here. I'm happy to be of assistance.
>>9040981
This again...really, what is the appeal in all of this?
>>9040929
Esdeath ava when
>>9041037
As if it wasn't obvious: Me, of course!
>>9040981
M-made a call a bit too soon..
ERHM
VINTAGE
O W E N S
STOP DRINKING TEA
AND BOY
WHAT FOLLOWS NEXT IS GONNA PUMP YOU UP
BECAUSE IF BEING SHOVED DOWN A TV IN THE CARE BEARS WORLD FOREVER IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
THAN THE NEXT EVENT IS THE END ALL, BE ALL OF THE ULTIMATE FORM OF SUFFERING.
>>9041037
The Winner
>>9041047
That's right mmm hmmm
>>9041090
>>9041095
ain't no bout about that
>>9041091
AAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAHHH
AAAAHHHH
AAAHHHHHHH
>>9041103
Don't call me bad
>>9041091
Fuckshit
>>9041034
If you intend to sell them all, you may as well take my own..."winnings".
>She says it with a note of disgust.
I don't have much need for either of them, myself.
>>9041091
Mistress...how am I ever supposed to do right by you if-ghhck...!
>>9040981
Three beings who have nothing in common with each other? Who am I to deny what the fans desire?
>>9041052
It seems I have become quite a magnet of trouble tonight. All unfortunate circumstances are beginning to surround me in a torrent of misery. What a thrill this is becoming to be!
>>9041091
Look at him go! I wish to be the next ball in the corwd.
>>9041102
>>9041091
... Fuck off...
>>9041115
call me badder
>>9041125
I'm the samurai dude who invented groove
>>9041136
Ain't no stopping this booty-kicking brother
>>9041122
Says the one who roleplays as a purple big-titted anime girl for a (totally real) WWE match
>>9041143
And this here, is my Mama
>>9041143
OH MY GOD JUST MAKE IT IN ONE POST HOLY SHIT I KNOW YOU'RE QUOTING THE SHOW DIRECTLY BUT FUCK THIS IS OBNOXIOUS WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO DO ANYTHING BUT THIS JUST LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT WITH FUCKING DEMONGO
>>9041153
Don't you be talking bad about my Mama
>>9041118
>She takes Utsutsu's clothes, but she wasn't wearing much in the first place, no wonder she lost.
Really? Oh great, I'll probably find a midget stripper for those.
Thanks for playing along with my little cheating by the way.
>>9041168
or she'll give you a whoopin'
>>9041024
>Lucky blinks softly, looking from the woman before him, to the hand touching his ear... the indignation he'd felt quite sufficiently disarmed by this. Assuming Kongou could feel it, while her skin didn't experience those qualities, Lucky's did... despite the thin layer of fur between his skin and hers, which served to mask it a bit.
...I, uh. I... didn't know...
>The mummy dog certainly wasn't expecting anyone to envy his own existence, although what the woman... android? ...was saying certainly made sense to him.
>>9041168
So... I suppose you came to participate in the Games, Mr...?
>>9041152
B I N N Y
I
N
N
Y
No need to get savage now holy shit
>>9041152
I didn't see anything against blue skin on the rules, right? So I can compete. Stop being so racist.
>purple big-titted chocolate brand girl
Why are all iphone posters such cancer?
>>9041199
I often say that to myself. When I thought I experiences everything a human could possibly undertake, I am proven wrong on a daily basis. Perhaps one day I shall with you but a small part of my history. One of which even I am not sure if it's either truth or nothing but a veil of lies. Farewell for now, Canine.
>Kongou