HG Thread
give me 36 or more
>>9024857
Reigen Arataka
>>9024857
Togame
Damon Gant
>>9024857
Astaroth
Yukine
>>9024820
Yeah, I only make sure the guy stays on his feet. He's a real pain though, so don't worry about him! And yes it is, but he's such a broke hobo he can't even get offerings!
Rarity-sama
Kosaku Kawajiri
Momiji
Len
>>9024857
Lord Ratatosk
Ursula Callistis
Medusa
Rooster Cogburn
Grora
>>9024857
Emi
>>9024857
King Dedede
Jinko
Osamu Dazai
>>9024857
Gandalf the Pug
>>9024857
Kurumi
>>9024857
Plague Knight
>>9024857
Sterling Archer
>>9024857
Woman in Blue Clothes
Literally Asgore
Inkling
>>9024857
Maria and Harusame
>>9024857
Agrias Oaks
Fly Minetti
>>9024889 (Blue Lady)
I'm enjoying the finer things.
>He says as he takes another huff of some poor girl's soiled uniform.
Smells like piss. Hell, maybe even Satan's piss.
And let me tell you, that's something fucking terrible.
Tsunashi Takuto
Poor nigger
Eggman-kun
Artoria Pendragon
C.C.
I'm going to win again.
Fumi Kanno
Leoric the Skeleton King
Junpei Iori
>>9024857
Father John Misty
>>9024857
Yujiro Hanma
King Kamina
>>9024857
Ginshi Shirazu
I'm afraid I've got some bad news...
>>9024986
I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!
>>9024818(Fly guy)
>Lord Ratatosk turns his nose up at the fly-masked man
Have humans started to live off of actual garbage now? Disgusting.
>>9024846(Astaroth)
>He swats her hand away
Shut the hell up and learn your place. I've waited so long for the day I get to roam free again, there's no way in hell I'm allowing him to get control back so soon. I'm finished speaking with you.
>Lord Ratatosk
>>9024986
Tell us what it is so I can make it worse.
>>9025001
Aside from those broken at the bottom, all seems fine.
>>9024922
Who've I had the pleasure of irritating now? Hee hee hee!
>>9024819
Well, that makes more sense, at least
>>9024820
Minato, Personas, everything that happened... right. So where do we start?
>>9025001
Uh... there's seems to be something wrong with the last four
>>9025001
I accept this challenge.
>>9025016
>there's seems
>just fuck my shit up
>>9024857
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9025001
Say your prayers.
>>9025001
>>9025001
>>9024993
>>9024929
This thing looks like it's going to die. Smells like it too.
I really like that fucking smell. Burns my nostrils.
Swap this fucking thing in.
>>9024875 (Aikawa)
Great, now find yourself a hobby, anything, and record yourself, you'll get tons of views.
Just leave me out of this.
>>9025005
>smirks
So much edge.
Alright, I'll be seeing you in the arena "Ratatosk" if you survive through the bloodpath this time
>flies away
>>9025001
These woods again?
No problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGT4V6JmINA
>>9025031
>notices bulge
OwO
>>9024872
He does sound quite unpleasant with all the things you are telling me. Oh, maybe you could take me to his shrine. Maybe a few gifts would make him be less so unpleasant.
>>9024929
>She looks as the various articles of clothing thrown about, as she makes her way to the garbage can.
I have to say that this is an interesting sight. I have never seen someone so infatuated with things thrown away. Are you a homo? Or was it hobo?
>>9025001
Oh, could you put her>>9025029 in my place?>>9024916
>>9024888
>>9024978
>>9025001
Yo yo yo yo yo
Do this
>>9025001
Swap me out for >>9025029
>>9025001
>>9024949
>>9025051
MY SERVANT REQUIRES A SPOT, SEE TO IT
Hooray, just in time to get to spectate this game.
>>9024818
.......
>Seibah remains silent as invisible air blows around the HG dumpster and the hideous male scavening it.
>>9025016
>the wind attempts to blow Jumpei's cap
There is complex magic behind our capabilities as servants, I hope your doubts are a bit clear now, batter.
>>9025005
Well, fuck you too, pretty boy. You wouldn't last a god damn second on Garbage Island.
You've have a knife at your throat and a dick crammed up that feminine ass so quickly you wouldn't even know how to fucking react. Get me?
>>9025051
No and no. I like trash.
No, I fucking love it. I live garbage.
>Hops back into the dumpster and starts digging around.
I made an entire fucking island made out of it all by myself. Garbage Island. Now it's home to the sickest, disgusting fucks in the whole world.
>>9025090
Fuck off.
Was wondering if anyone was building a folder of the dullahan before I started making my own.
>>9025051
>>9025055
>>9025056
>finish batch-cropping a game
>short and sweet
>then three swaps
Just know I hate all of you.
>>9025094
>Her presence does not go unknown.
You there. Clean woman.
>The fly presents his blackest, fluffiest middle finger.
Fuck off.
>>9025099
>best girl.
>>9025099
Literally who? Never seen it before.
>>9025055
Ah. I didn't think this would've happened. I dunno what to do really. I ain't used to this...
>>9025090
>>9025001
Yo, host. Give this poor bastard my spot.
>>9025095
Now is that kind of language really necessary?
>>9025099
Nope.
Only folder i'm building up is Uncle Death from Let It Die
>>9025034
Oh, uh... thank you?
>>9025111
...One of the reasons I prefer individual-slide cropping.
>>9025099
>A discount version of blue dullahan
>>9025099
I was planning to, but if you want to then go ahead.
>>9025111
If it is a problem, you can deny our requests. I will think no less of you.
>>9025111
who won that game
>>9025126
I'm not a poor bastard, infact I prefer watching instead of competing. It allows me to watch for potential murderers.
>>9025042
F-fine, I gotta go now anyway...
>>9024857
Chip
>>9025132
Did you even take a fucking look at who you're talking to?
>Spreads his arms wide just so this punk can get a good oogle at him. Dirt and trash falls out from underneath his arms.
I'm trash. Human fucking trash.
When did you look at me and think I'd be a swell, polite little pansy-boy?
>>9025051
He has no shrine, I told you, he's a hobo. And a complete idiot.
>>9025048
What are you looking at? Do you want to die?
>>9025095
The denizens of this Garbage Island would be reduced to bloody messes before they'd even touch me with their mongrel hands.
Go back to your trash, you disgusting primate.
>>9025016
It would be best to start with the boy. You call him Minato, right? I have heard how he has made some appearance in some way here. Would I be wrong?
>>9025069
Hmm? I don't remember gaining a new master since I abandoned the last one.
>>9025095
My eyes may be burning at the moment but my heart pounds happily at your passion. I wonder how such a person came to love garbage as you say.
>She picks up a liquid stained shirt, a slightly revolted look on her face.
Because this is one of those experiences I don't enjoy.
>>9025111
Ooooh, I never been hated before!
>>9025112
>Not even the best Dullahan my man.
>>9025178
kys asgore
We begin! and I'm tired as shit so excuse my shakey commentary.
>>9025111
That's why you put a time limit on swaps
>>9025111
>Finish batch cropping 51st Express Games
>Start over to a single swap
>Same person wins
>MFW
>>9025149
>Speaking for others
Stop.
>>9025184
>Found out in only 20 seconds flat. Nice.
>>9025189
Got to run! Hah hah!
>>9025159
Well too bad asshole, ya got my spot. Yer gonna have to get up off yer ass and do stuff unless ya want me interfering.
>>9025189
Fucking hell...
>>9024972
7 quantillion hours in MSPaint
>>9025153
Emi
>>9025222
>MSPaint
>transparency
>>9025189
This time I won't fall.
>>9025224
thank god
>>9025170
Not even enough to secure a shrine? You don't seem to like him very much, I have to guess you are forced to work under him.
>>9025189
Down I goooooooooo!
>Eggs are splattered everywhere after the contact. She looks at a bloated coin purse, dripping in blood and bursting with change.
Dear me! I have been carrying a lot recently.
>>9025189
...Wonderful.
>>9025222
>Pffffffft ahahahahah
>>9025094
>the cap stays on because it was backwards
Well, I'm definitely less confused, at least. So you're... the spirit of King Arthur, right?
>>9025172
You're not wrong, I've seen him around here a few times, but it feels like it's been forever since the last time
>>9025189
Oh, so I'm the pack mule. Great to know
>>9025230
Technically it is possible
>>9025112
>Urge to slice him into pieces: rising
>But she remains calm and composed despite the strong pestilence stagnating the air around him
You should be the one to leave this place and take this horrid stench along the way, your body is in urgent need of cleaning.
>>9025189
Why do so many hosts not use transparent images now?
>>9025148
Thanks I'll get to it
>>9025163
>sighs
Finally...
>goodbye
>>9025189
We're just taking some vacations in those harmless woods, no need to bring all that stuff, ahah.
(mental's note: stay away from that girl)
>>9025189
A raid goes bust because some people are bloody idiots, other than that you guys are incredibly boring.
>>9025222
Holy shit anon thank you
Saved
>>9025254
>not use transparent images now
what
>>9025254
User script, boy.
>>9025260
>Hides into the bushes like that Iron maiden's song: prowler
>Waits for anyone to come close
>>9025260
Nope, I'm out. Not sticking around
>>9025260
Tch. Not like I wanted to live with you guys in the first place. I was just using you both until I felt the need to get rid of ya.
>>9025260
Our... Our... Our...
>>9025260
Damn it... What the hell's wrong with me?
I'm being defeated by something so weak, that I shouldn't have any trouble with it.
>>9025260
Seriously though what even is Inkling? Are they a squid or a kid?
>>9025292
>something so weak
>Emi
BOY
>>9025260
>Plague Knight just leaves a bag of dog kibble for the both of them.
>>9025236
Kinda I guess. He named but I can still leave if I want but someone has to support him.
The idiot even steals my money to buy stupid luck trinket scams.
Just don't worry about it, I don't want to talk about it...
So... where do you even come from? Because I have a suspicion that you don't leave there that much...
>>9025263
Host that use thumbnails instead of the actual image.
>>9025260
>It takes her hours but she successfully dusts off her book.
>>9025240
I am pleased to know that he is alive in some way. How long was forever? Did he look any older?
>>9025283
Something happens, and you know what, I'm not getting paid for commentating, so I'm not gonna bother with it, too tired.
>>9025171
Alright, fucker; picture this.
You're casually strolling through a field of trash-bags and destroyed houseware when all of a sudden a shit-covered bottle pierces your back.
You writhe in pain as you get god knows what fucking disease coursing through your veins and more of this guy's boys come and start clubbing you.
Strip you naked, take you to their lair, fuck your ass.
But go ahead, try and fight. That metal stick you've got there is just another piece of fucking garbage.
>>9025172
>The fly can't help but gently cup the dangling soggy t-shirt and give it a sniff. He shrugs it off. Must not be nasty enough for him.
Well when the world's ending you've got to have something to live for. Most of us went fucking mad; killing eachother left and right.
I had a dream though. No longer would I be some boring-ass businessman. My anime taught me I could be something better, something greater.
>He grabs two fistfuls of trash and showers them over himself in a magnificent display. Not so magnificent a smell, but the message is there.
A god.
And so I made this costume and started collecting garbage. End of story.
>>9025252
Cleaning? Ha!
Do you know who I am? I'm garbage incarnate. If there's anybody more foul smelling than me, you're probably tripping off my fumes.
>Fly casually leans against the edges of the dumpster, suave as all hell.
If you ask me, you're the one who needs to get down and dirty. Literally. Dirty.
Your clean scent is burning my skin, and not in the good way.
>>9025298
A little bit of both I think. Probably spawned from the wet dream of a pedo scientist with a thing for seafood.
>>9025260
Oh... thanks.
>>9025311
>Wow, that was fast.
>>9025311
I like the bg image
>>9025311
>As she finshes crossing the bridge, she flashes a grin and throws a card throw several ropes.
Have a nice Autumn! Hmm, that seems wrong for some reason. I wonder why.
>>9025307
Full images compress weird
>>9025311
Oh yeah "who was phone?" I think i've heard it at least a thousand of times...
>>9025318
Holy shit that made me spit of my water laughing
>>9025189
>>9025260
>I was afraid my event was fatal. I'm never going to get my second win.
This candy doesn't even taste good...
>>9025298
>>9025322
>The Inkling walks away in shame, and goes to sleep in some shrubbery she finds a few feet away from the camp
>>9025339
Demise...Demise...Demise...
>>9025339
Oh, don't worry, I'm sure it wasn't venomous, and it's not my problem if it was! Hah hah!
>>9025311
I should've just denied that goddamn swap. All you guys have been doing is treating me like a second-rate citizen this whole time! Do I look like an exterminator to you!?
>>9025344
Scrape it into a glass for me, would you? Saliva can ferment into something atrocious.
>>9025300
That thing's just some low-level pathetic creature. There's no way it should have been able to even get near me.
>>9025318
That's quite the scenario you have dreamed up, but that won't happen. I've cut my way through countless foes, whether monster or human. A few garbage dwellers are absolutely nothing compared to me.
>>9025310
He looked exactly the same as he did in high school. Time is really weird around here, so I think it was him from the past
>>9025311
The web is fireproof and slash resistant. I can't do anything, sorry
>>9025339
I had no idea where I was... and still don't
>>9025357
For me it's really faster, and it doesn't have bugs, but if you want to discuss things, just talk to that little gender confused german punk.
>>9025335
I'unno about that. I crop images given in thread to make special entry images.
>>9025357
With the new thing you press like 2 buttons and you have all the tributes in.
>>9025260
You can't catch me like that~.
>>9025339
>She snuggles right in to somewhere and just dozes off.
>>9025339
Some old hags aren't gonna be enough to make me running scared shitless. I wish they would've thrown something a little scarier my way.
>>9025385
genders tho
>>9025352
Oh hey... I... I was just joking you know...
>she finds the inkling asleeps
>she puts some food next to her and then leaves the place
>she also left a paper, something's written on it : sorry
>>9025339
Now you can rejoice your lover in her grave ahaha!
>>9025318
>She tries to clap but with one hand around her nose, she is awkwardly slapping her arm instead.
You humans come up with the oddest stories for yourselves! Your god journey must have been real thrilling and massed hundreds, no millions of like-minded individuals.
>>9025339
>She watches as the bear leaves, giving a wave.
Now that we don't have those distractions, I can truly see your capabilities.
>>9025385
But what about genders and name issues?
>>9025168
I figured you'd be a shut in like me... Y'know, minimal effort and doesn't go out much.
>>9025218
Looks like I'll be spectating after all. Thank god.
>>9025391
It's just for safety reason. I ain't afraid of the freaks that frequent this place, but I can't begin to guess what kinda ghouls could be lurking around.
>>9025391
It seems we have an unwanted visitor among our ranks. Could you be a hero and take care of it?
>>9025408
You can change the names to whatever you want, and there's buttons for gender
>>9025391
>Astaroth stays comfy inside her tent, wasting the night away in idle thought, frotting her body to fight off the cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
>>9025416
Next game ya won't be so lucky! If I get any say in the matter then you'll be taking my spot!
>he squats down in front on the hikki looking man but continues staring him down
I dunno if it's cuz you're afraid or what, but there ain't nothing to be afraid of. The people here are mostly cowards. None of them will do ya much harm.
>>9025435
No thanks to the horse, by the way. It was all my doing. I dunno why she had to tag along.
>>9025435
Is...is...is...
>>9025408
Okay, so he was off on the amount of clicks. You have to add an extra click for every female. And names you can fix on the spot before saving to load into the sim. If you're anal about transparent pics, you can take an extra minute or two to manually add them, considering the time saved with the script.
>>9025435
>she hears some cries outside of her tent but decides to stay hidden, it's probably nothing important anyway.
>>9025435
Stop flying around, we're all stuck on the ground!
>>9025391
Bah, leave him. He's only got a few years left anyways! Hee hee hee!
>>9025435
No, I'm not a real bird! Now find a rope or something!
>>9025378
Yeah, you might think that, pretty boy, but we aren't """monsters""" and we're definitely not human. Not anymore.
If you really think you can take on the trash master I'd like to see you try, but I'm more of a sports guy. Cart racing is the shit, and I'm the king.
>>9025404
Oh it didn't take long. Not everybody cares about life or success or anything, especially not in a world of fucking freaks.
Some people are just failures like me and want to get away, revel in their element; and so they become garbage like me.
>>9025416
There's a difference between you and me, kid.
You're trash. I'm a fucking landfill.
>>9025400
>The Inkling wakes up the next morning, finding the paper and the food. She disregards the letter entirely, because she can't read English. She eats the food that was placed during the nighttime and starts to set up a new camp
>>9025425
That's pretty much the same amount of effort though, isn't it? It only takes about a minute off at most if you're retarded and can't use hosthelper.
>>9025435
my event is broken
>>9025391
>>9025420
>After a few seconds, the rabbit is flung straight out the tent at a speed that would make professional pitchers jealous.
Gooot it~.
>>9025435
Kehehehehe...silly humans. You can't catch a vampire!
>>9025380
This just continue to pique my mind more and more. I knew this place was special. Are you certain it was him though?
>>9025435
>She just straight up whacks the crap of the bear with her book, resulting in it falling down.
Now we have protected our things and have something to dine on!
>>9025240
Correct, by a ritual that dates centuries I'm now able to retain humanity in the body of a Servant, you're free to dismiss frivolous worries about being possessed, at the least.
>>9025318
And your odor is numbing my sense of smell, fiend of pestilence. Even if the garbage is your home, even if you thrive in it, or if it strengthens you, none of s has to tolerate it.
>and more wind keeps the smell away.
>>9025460
Hey you know how you pissed yourself
>>9025473
What's that? "I'm loving this tender goat meat"?
That's bloody weird.
>thx bby
>>9025473
your heart isn't
>>9025472
It's actually more effort and slower than host helper, BUT it works every time since it functions inside of the website. Because of that it has easy access to the data in the websites and gets no bugs, unlike Hosthelper which is an external .exe program, which means that it has a hard time accessing the data inside of a website.
>>9025479
Et tu, Emi? I'm going down once moooooooooore!
>>9025479
I get what yer trying to do. Ya think you'll get lucky if ya save the one person that offers sexual favors for free, doncha? Yeah, never mind saving the one guy that has the potential to win it all. I ain't shit or anything.
>>9025502
>The fly just flips her off again.
Try me, dumb bitch.
>>9025507
So... it's complete and total garbage.
OH FUCK AUSSA ISN'T PLAYING AS RIKA!
>>9025471
>She cannot know all of this of course, being already far away from the squid, but, somehow, she feels it has happened and lets out a faint smile.
>>9025479
Sorry Ginshi but, you know how it works: Always save the beautiful one first!
>>9025504
Hmm... What?
>>9025479
Run, you old fool!
>>9025520
>No matter how much he runs, Plague Knight cannot run from his inevitable death.
>>9025520
Right...right...right
>>9025470
I'll turn this trash master of yours into compost without breaking a sweat, vermin.
Now it's time for me to depart. I've grown bored of this place already.
>>9025532
Are you retarded? Aussa doesn't only play Rika 24/7.
>>9025489
I'm positive it was him. We only got to talk for a short while though, unfortunately
>>9025502
So you're human, but also a ghost... or at least that's what I think is happening. How close am I?
>>9025520
Homerun, dude! Those vials won't help you now!
>>9025516
Damn, don't be so jealous Ginshi, it's just a simple tactical move, and even if you were right we both know I have more chance to win than you anyway.
>>9025520
You're still here?
Hmm nevermind, we'll talk about that later! Help me get rid of that girl
They teams up as succubi should and softly gets rid of their foe.
>>9025560
Steal? You're mistaken, you little fuck.
Whatever's in the trash belongs to me. It's my birthright.
>>9025561
Yeah, "bored".
>The fly lobs a jar of piss at the kid as he turns tail.
Fuck outta here, you fucking poser. If you can't walk, don't bother talking and just drop dead. You'd be better off that way.
>>9025532
They even hosted as Ariel last night, too, what a shock
>friendly reminder that the Cafe is still open!
>[[seriously tho, I just wanna rp.]]
>>9025570
They're bottles, not vials! Are you blind?!
>>9025585
>showers in kissus
>>9025578
Oh, there's the painful death. I was wondering when it was going to happen
>>9025588
Wait, there's a difference between them when they're filled with chemicals?
>>9025585
>burns the cafe
>>9025585
>The fly walks in like he god damn owns the place.
Alright. Bring me all your garbage.
>>9025560
>>9025470
What the fuck, really? Damn you can't even put clothes into a trashbin, without having creeps digging them out.
>>9025578
Hey! Did you even the meat I put
>gets kicked out
O-Okay...
>>9025585
>Enters the cafe.
Hey! Stuttering boy! Can you show me what you have a guy, the last thing was pretty good.
>>9025585
...
>Plague Knight throws a bomb at the doors, exploding them in a shower of glass.
>He then nonchalantly walks inside.
If you weren't open before, you are now! Hah hah!
>>9025605
There's a difference anyways, you fool! Have you yet to learn that in school?
>>9025453
I'm not afraid it's just I've been sent here by the SCI to find serial killers around these parts. And I can pay closer attention as a spectator instead of as a competitor.
So missing a game doesn't bother me much.
>>9025470
I'll still take that as a compliment. You're an alright guy Mr. Landfill.
>>9025578
Maaaaaaaatt....
>>9025601
Hmmm...weapons are boring, they're boring~.
>She picks up Grora's head and pain-stakingly places it back where it belonged.
>>9025601
are you serious
how
>>9025601
>Is in the HG Cafe
>Enjoy a nice drinks while she watches others walking to their demise.
It's a pretty comfy place. Good job Foxy btw.
>>9025585
>Sliiiides up to the seat in front of the cash register.
Bartender, could I get a large Hot Cocoa? Need to wash some things away, bartender.
>>9025470
This world of yours sound both thrilling and depressing for all of that to happen so well. It doesn't sound like one for me, no matter how fascinating you are to me right now.
>>9025481
>She looks as the rabbit goes further and further into the sky with a forlorn look.
I was hoping to keep it but thank you!
>>9025570
So even now, hes not much of a talker. Though it would be enjoyable to see him once more, it won't be a solution to my problem.
>>9025585
>She slams a heavy looking purse onto the counter, the sounds echoing through the cafe.
Bring me the most interesting liquid you have.
>>9025631
Around...Around...Around...
>>9025631
>The old guy is so boring she just falls asleep while he's teaching her out to wake a fire out of two twigs
>>9025521
>don't punch him
>don't punch him
......
>Instead she counterattacks with a flavoring spray, killing the actual flies surrounding him.
>>9025570
Close enough, despite my appereance this "humanity" is simply a magical construct.
>>9025585
>Knocks on your door
You wanna sell in my HG, you owe me money. It would be a shame if your nice little store got... shitposted...
>>9025669
You made me laugh today Hoshi, cheers
>>9025669
>Countershitposts
Haha... Beat that...
If dubs Astaroth gives me a detailed kiss.
>>9025671
AH! Not so good at jobbing anymore, are you, Len?
This is for last time.
>>9025620
The teachers probably mentioned it when I was in school but I never really payed attention in class
>>9025645
And what would that problem be? Is it related to Personas, Shadows, and all that?
>>9025660
So like a... what was that word, hom.. homon...
Homoncloos! Wait, no, that's not it...
>>9025699
YES
>>9025671
why do i always seem to get fatal events with her
>>9025699
Cancer
>>9025706
The...The...The...
>>9025669
Ayy Fat Tony.. I-I mean Fat Hoshi, are we gonna show this guy what happens when you mess with the oldfag mafia?
>>9025576
I'm not mad at all. Do ya not see my face? It's totally not mad. Why would I be mad that someone chose the wrong person? I'm insulted you'd think I'd be insulted over something so little...ya bitch.
>>9025624
Well ain't that something! Would ya believe me if I told ya I was here for practically the same thing?
>he caughs and looks away from him
Well...I should be investigating n' shit, but I can't seem to get a grasp on where I'm supposed to look. There really ain't any ghouls around these parts, but they're insisting I stay for a bit longer.
>he looks back at the man, spitting before stopping completely
Ya know, how're ya gonna catch him if ya don't rough him up while in the arena?
>>9025613
Well excuse me, dumb broad, but maybe you should think before you throw things in my domain.
>The fly reaches into his shopping cart of trash and pulls the defiled uniform of yours out. He takes a deep buff from it.
Man, I don't know what you are, but your piss is fucking nasty. I haven't felt my nasal hairs shrivel up like this in years. What's your secret?
Asparagus? Human shit?
I'm sure you've got something downright fucked in your diet that's giving you this acid piss.
>>9025624
Yeah, whatever.
Now fuck off.
>>9025645
Oh, you'd hate it. A good seventy percent of the population would do anything to pound a defenseless woman. I gave up that shit once I threw myself in the trash though.
>>9025660
Don't waste your time. I've got more maggots crawling around in this outfit than you've seen in the most rotten, disgusting piece of fruit.
>>9025699
Kuga pls
>>9025631
Hmmm...that'll do!
>>9025671
Aww...or maybe not.
>>9025645
Awww, but you were so scared of it, silly girl~.
>>9025706
Humans, humans. Always so clumsy and suicidal. It's a wonder they're not extinct yet, it is.
>>9025699
>>9025699
Was it you Dandy?
I hope you... I'd hate to kiss a guy who doesn't even have a face...
>>9025706
This will be good to rince my mouth after what's going to happen....
>>9025612
W-w-welcome! What will y-you be o-o-ordering today, s-s-s-sir?
>>9025613
>>9025645
P-please take a l-l-look at our variety o-of liquids.
>>9025608
>>9025620
>and just like that, the Cafe is the same way it was before, lie nothing had happened.
>suddenly, the smiling badge starts talking.
>"sir, please refrain from damaging our property. You will be fined."
>>9025644
I-i'm afraid we don't h-have that product. B-b-but we still have a fine variety of ddddrinks to choose from!
>>9025718
Send him a DM.
>>9025740
Of course it was me! Who else has been blessed with such luck? Space Dandy of course!
>>9025753
...Corner...
>>9025750
>The fly slams his fist down on the counter. The smell coming off of him seems like enough to instantly rot any food he comes in contact with.
I'm ordering your trash bin, to go. Make it quick and maybe I'll even give you a fucking tip.
>>9025769
Wait what?
>>9025781
D E A T H
M A C H I N E
O
D
E
>>9025781
uhh...Same winner, I guess the swaps didn't matter, just made it longer, twats.
>>9025793
How good does this bitch run??
>>9025719
I uh.. have my own way of dealing with serial killers. But it's usually Asano my partner works on finding them and then this other killer just makes them disappear.
So I'm not that good at finding people...
>>9025720
Y-Yes sir!
>>9025793
HAHAHAHA
Thanks for hosting
>>9025806
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>9025793
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9025806
Damn
>>9025793
>>9025806
Are you kidding me?
>>9025793
FUCKING FURRIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9025719
I can see that. We should take a picture of your face and put it on the dictionnary under "not mad" or whatever the word corresponding is.
>>9025758
Tcchh... Well I guess I can't fight Fate.
Just give me a minute.
>>9025750
Which one has the most alcohol in it? I need something that will burn my throat.
>>9025806
The little fox strikes once more ahah!
Thanks for the trip it was nice.
https://pastebin.com/0x7PRqCy
Saki is now the overwhelming leader in the tournament, being the only one above the 1300 point mark.
>>9025816
Summaries are mucho bueno.
>>9025806
That is one ferocious fox.
Congrats,and thanks for hosting.
>>9025756
Roger that boss, hell be sleeping with the brooks in no time.
>>9025833
>Not even on this anymore
fuuuuuck
>>9025839
>>9025720
>Saber keeps on spraying him, but the smell remains.
...How can this be? This, this is not your average dirtiness...what is this?
>>9025708
Not quite, this body is a vessel previously prepared before I answered the call from the other side. It could be quite complex as you ask more, are you interested in magecraft?
>>9025793
I'm hating that thing more and more I see it. I don't like the looks of it at all. Congratulations on making me wanna take ya down, fox thing.
>>9025802
Yer gonna tell me you have a shit nose?
Why even bother hiring someone that can't even smell their target out...
Look, I'll help ya out. Tell me who it is yer looking for and I'll find 'em for ya. If ya pay me I'll even deal the finishing blow for ya. How does that sound?
>>9025806
Thanks for the game. Shame ya let some of these misguided people into it.
>>9025507
>more effort and slower than host helper
What the fuck?
I've used both and the new tool is way faster and easier
>>9025791
>You said it!
>>9025813
>>9025815
>>9025831
>>9025841
>Thanks you
>>9025839
>Thanks for hosting
>>9025708
It certainly shows! You'd know a vial is tinier than a bottle!
>>9025750
>Plague Knight looks back at the now-pristine condition of the doors.
Keh?! What?! How fast are the handymen here?! Who are you?!
>>9025793
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>9025806
I suppose I should thank you.
>>9025833
>Hooow can you seeee into my eyes, like open doooooors.
>>9025833
This week just keeps getting better..
>>9025831
Don't worry, baby! This luck will also support our cause as we conquer that city in the name of Pandemonium!
>>9025833
>It's nice to be back in pole-position.
>>9025708
None or those and all of those. We both know what became of him. But I think I can save him from that fate, however difficult it may be.
>>9025720
So it's a strong rules over all kind of world. Then I should have no problem! I may look defenseless and poundable but I'm a anything but. Maybe an exception to the latter.
>>9025736
Does my face have a look of scariness on it? If I stepped in, I would have no doubt wiped the thing out of existence. I did not expect you to do the same as well.
>>9025750
They all seem rather interesting and noncommunicable. Unconstitutional? Whatever that word is. However the Skwange has my complete interest. I have no idea what it would be.
>>9025806
So she wins again. Congratulations. I thank you for hosting.
>>9025833
actually top 8 at this point
oh my
>>9025839
>good bed rubes
>>9025870
DUN DUN DUNNUNUNUN
>>9025831
I TOLD YA I'M NOT MAD SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SUGGESTING I'M MAD WHEN I'M NOT! I'M FINE THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER A WEAK, UGLY, GROSS, BLUE, SMELLY VANDAL IN THEIR GAME RATHER THAN SOMEONE LIKE ME!
>>9025892
From the outhouse to the penthouse
>>9025892
THE ROAD
>>9025720
>She doesn't even know how to begin, his face, the trash around him, the smell, the fact he's a FUCKING FLY
>she pinches her nose with a clothspin
I don't know... A lot of beer?
Damn, do whatever you want with it but stay away! I've never seen a guy so disgusting, not even in hell...
Mhh wait what, do you like them? The clothes I mean....
>>9025882
Alright I'm ready, close your eyes...
>>9025839
Have sweet dreams. Or at least a sweet nightmare. Tata for now.
>>9025833
I am doing rather well unless there's another Elizabeth.
>>9025833
>Len in top 10
>no longer top jobber
>abstract feels.jpg
>>9025777
>"Sir, I'm afraid we don't sell that kind of liquid here. However, you might be interested in the garbage bin, which is currently on the back room."
>>9025831
W-w-we don't sell that either. B-but chlorine has p-p-proven to be an eeexcelent s-s-substitute around 70% o-o-of the zones!
>>9025870
M-my name is Chip aaand I w-w-work in the Cafe.
>>9025887
Ooh! The Skwange! R-really good. Good Skwange.
D-do you pperhaps desire t---o give it a t-try?
>goddammit this takes forever to type.
>>9025833
Where did you stop counting?
Have you counted the gravity games we just played?
>>9025914
>Blindly trusting Astaroth, Dandy coses his eyes and puckers his lips.
>>9025935
A cafe, is it? Well, then - have you any sort of chemical to drink? It doesn't matter what, I'm not picky! Hee hee!
I fucking hated the Gabriel dropout shit before Red started fagging it
Then he started fagging it
I didn't think I could hate it more
>>9025858
I'm offended.
You think you can just get rid of me with a spray of that shit? I'm not filth. I'm a fucking disease.
Pollution? I'm right here. It's not my name but it damn might as well be.
>>9025887
Looks don't matter. There's always some fucked up dickhead waiting to surprise you with whatever fucked shit he can manage. You'd be surprised.
>>9025914
Hell no. I don't give a damn about whatever you're wearing.
>Fly man slings the soaked garments over his shoulder.
The smell. It's awful. Like a skunk, a dead man and a pile of shit smashes together underneath an elephant's sweaty ass.
That's what I love.
>>9025935
I'm sold. Hit me with the trash.
>>9025858
Magecraft? Like, being a wizard? I can barely wrap my head around math, magic seems way more complex than that
>>9025870
So not all bottles are vials, but all vials are bottles, then?
>>9025887
A way to save Minato? I'm all for helping if it means getting one of my best friends back and keeping the world safe
>>9025793
Congratulations Emi. Thank you for the match, host.
>>9025816
Thanks for the host.
>>9025793
Congrats, Emi.
>Sorry for how long I've been taking, a certain new ava alerted me to a webcomic series that I've gotten hooked on.
>>9025973
Is Fly Guy actually part fly?
>>9025753
Ssssshhhh.
>She puts a finger up to a tree.
Silly dryad. Be quiet.
>>9025781
How dull, how dull...!
>>9025793
Hmpf...congraaats...and thanks~
>>9025887
Hmmmm...it might still be alive. It's fall might've been broken!
>>9025859
To be honest I don't even know who I'm looking for. I just got told it's some mass murderer around this area and when I've confirmed their identity I'm to call it in and wait for backup.
So I'm sure I'll be able to deal with it. I'll just wait in a box or something until I see someone suspicious.
>>9025977
That...I'm not, hee, not really sure. Perhaps. Imagine them as mini-bottles!
>>9025905
>switches off the recorder she had kept well hidden... *somewhere*
Thank you for the spergout Ginshi. Now we just need to find a way to blast this accross all.
>>9025935
Oh great so... I'll take a big glass of that! Put some ice in it too!
>>9025961
>Staying at a safe distance she blows him a kiss, creating a flying little heart.
>When it meets his lips, it is has if he could feel Astaroth's, smoother than milk, yet burning like a passionate flames.
>The sensation, pervades his mouth, caresses his tongue and wraps him in a sinful exctasy.
>Yes everything happened, and yet, she didn't even move, all thanks to the power of lust and godmodding
>>9026012
>Dubbed English Anime
Accurate, since you love rancid garbage.
>>9025987
>>9025998
>>9026002
>Thank you guys
>>9026054
You take that back you fucking sopping-cunt bitch.
>>9026054
I've done dub work and am slightly offended
>>9025967
P-p-please take a look at o--o-our menu. >>9025750
>>9025973
>before Fly notices, he's already out of the Cafe, holding a garbage bin full of -surprisingly- ordinary trash. A "thanks for coming" can be heard from the store.
>>9026049
>Chip pulls from behind the counter a cup of bleach, with ice already in it.
Eeeenjoy! ~
>>9026054
kys subfag
>>9025973
Yeah, yeah whatever but... Do you have money?
You look like a hobby but I heard rich guys like to play poor nowadays. Heh if you like my.... clothes so much I can bring you more... as long as you're willing to pay.
>>9026006
Waiting in a box ain't gonna do ya much good. How're you supposed to watch how things go if yer practically hiding from everything? I dunno why they hired you as an investigator. Ya seem like a shitball one to me. Ya also sound like someone that's too lazy to do their job, but that's a different issue altogether. At this point, you should just become a neet.
>>9026049
What the fuck are ya talking about? Blast what all across what?
I don't want any part in yer dumb schemes. I just wanna do my time for ya and get out with the promised money. Don't rope me in and make me look like a jackass just for yer amusement.
>>9026054
This
>>9026058
>you're welcome. Keep up the awesome work, only furry I can stand.
>>9026084
>Plague Knight peruses the menu for a moment.
Hee hee! Chlorine, of course! Such a bitter taste, I can't help but love it!
>>9026105
Kys.
>>9025935
Yes yes yes! I may never get another chance. Pour me one of your finest cups of that liquid.
>>9025949
Wonderful!
>>9025973
Thank you for your concern but I could handle myself if I find myself there. I do four thousand points of damage with just my book alone.
>>9025977
I could use some help with this. I was told that I needed bonds on this journey. Just like anyone that wields the wild card persona.
>>9026002
You did launch it sky high. It may have even reached into the stars with that speed! Such a shame, I was hoping to dine on it.
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Fly Minetti
>>9026098
Well, you missed another faction battle today so... If you want to get paid, you might as well let me use this against our foes. Isn't it what you want?
Brad did literally nothing wrong
>>9026121
Hmmm...it could still have it's fall broken~. It was too small to eat anyways, silly girl.
>>9026105
>Oh nice! Thank you again then! I will
>>9026084
>Fly reaches into his pants and leaves a few god-knows-what-encrusted coins at the door.
Hey, thanks. You're doing the world a favor or some shit.
>Walks off with his new hoard of trash.
>>9026095
Do I look like I have money?
No, better question, do I look like someone who needs fucking money?
I don't need your charity piss. I can find and brew all sorts of nasty shit in my own time to get my fix. I alone built an entire island of garbage and you think I need to pay up to some bluer-than-a-dead-man's-balls bimbo bitch with piss strong like chloroform?
>The fly wastes no time giving her not one, but TWO middle fingers.
Fuuuuck off.
>>9026121
That means literally nothing to me, but whatever. If you think you can take on that hoard of lunatic motherfuckers, be my god damn guest.
>>9026146
>Spreading lies
Fuck you, Josh.
>>9026062
I'd watch dubbed anime too if I was a fly and fucking hated my very existance.
>>9026073
Nothing personal, Archer. Only anime.
>>9026088
Those aren't the real voices. Those characters you claim to love so much, you don't even know their real voices. The creator has a hand in selecting the original japanese voice roles to suit the source material. Way better than a team of wannabe otakus in a basement butchering context for wannabe weebs who can't stand reading or the japnanese language.
Dubs are a lie. And you can choke on that dick in your mouth while croaking "but there are decent dubs tho" while you fucking die.
>>9026049
>While he's high on the magical kiss his body twitches in place before slowly falling likea leaf into the floor, stunned by magic before peacefuly falling asleep.
b...baby...
>>9026159
>You have to listen to a character's original voice to love them
kys subfag
>>9026113
Ooone cup of chlorine, c-c-coming up!
>once again, Chip produces a cup of bleach and hands it over to the Knight.
>>9026121
>the woman receives a cup full of a liquid that can only be described as Skwange-colored. It smells like Skwange and tastes like Skwange.
>She's not sure how her brain knows this.
>Chip