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>>9022170
what did I just say?

>>9022151
that is a very entertaining thread ender/op

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>>9022151

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>>9022179
I don't remember. that was a thread ago.

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>>9022095
Zoom in all the way.

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>>9022201

>>9022226
please donut do me a touch ok

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>>9021738
have you ever lived on your own before?
you said you can't drive. do you know how to do other stuff? cooking, cleaning, shit like that?

there's cheap places like america's best eyeglasses that will give you an eye exam and glasses for less than a hundred bucks. catch is that apparently they have to send away for them, so you would have to wait while they get shipped to you.

seems inefficient, but any online place will require you to have a prescription that you don't have because your eyes haven't been examined since middle school. i'm not aware of the quality, but something has to be better than nothing.

Brandon at the eye doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb7Zpp5cZA

>>9022151
I guess it's better but next time go ALL CAPS!!!!!! mostly to annoy other /trash/ users.

>>9022262
Have you posted your name yet, unless it's actually darwin?

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>>9022235
I probably should zoom into webpages more often
>>9022243
>have you ever lived on your own before?
I've never lived on my own
>you said you can't drive. do you know how to do other stuff? cooking, cleaning, shit like that?
I can..clean? I've never operated a stove before but I'm certain its not a diffucult task
>there's cheap places like america's best eyeglasses that will give you an eye exam and glasses for less than a hundred bucks. catch is that apparently they have to send away for them, so you would have to wait while they get shipped to you.
Yeah I guess I could do that

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>>9022262
the title of the video you just posted clearly says "george michael goes to the eye doctor". not brandon.

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>>9022262
Pssh
>>9022272
I'll keep that in mind

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>>9022337
If you dig around a bit, you can find the answer to that. Man, you want everything handed out to you.

>>9022339
It helps out a lot.

>>9022347
That was, uh, a typo.

>>9022364
Should it be more awkward?

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>>9022421
Nah thats about right, but quieter, and maybe with a little stuttering or something

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>>9022464
You did not seem that quiet from your vocaroos.

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>>9022482
It's cause I'm talking to a recorder and not a person, plus I make at least 3 attempts per vocaroo

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>>9022238

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Psssh nothin perosnnel kid

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>>9022339
howabout riding a bike? virginia lets you drive a moped without a license. thats how i got around cheap

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>>9022554
Do you use the Discord voice channel?

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>>9022590
I've actually tried riding a bike once, it didn't go all that well, turns out my sense of balance on those things isn't so great
A moped sounds neat though, but I cant afford something like that
>>9022596
Sometimes I voice chat with my sister and a friend, but I know them enough to talk normally
I guess my main problem is that I'm really shy

>>9022596
How much am I missing by not being cool enough to be in the discord?

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>>9022642
Shy is fine. You are still functional.

>>9022665
I would not know; I do not use it.

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>>9022590

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Urshula, I trust that you have seen my response in the other thread?

>>9022642
Sometimes I start to vibrate when I talk to people I don't know very well.

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>>9022681
there's photos of this on e621.

>>9022709
i'm gonna need a source on that claim

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>>9022678
Honestly I'd just like a nice quiet job working with computers or something like that, programming isn't my forte though, so maybe not that
>>9022707
Nervous ticks? I think I knew a guy like that

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>>9022709
Wha?

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>>9022720
The reality is that you do not have a higher education diploma, and in all likelihood, you will have to take a job that you will not be comfortable with because it will involve dealing with people. It might be better to practice.

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>>9022642
a moped is basically a motorized bike, so your sense of balance would be pretty important. Itd be a way for you to get around safely on your own without needing your parents,. Why dont you focus on figuring out stuff like that before worrying about moving out? lay some groundwork and take steps in teh right direction

>>9022681
thats so awful and yet I cannot help but laugh

>>9022720
Yea when it happens it feels like I'm going to vibrate apart but I haven't talked to anyone new in awhile so....

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>>9022717
>>9022751
https://e621.net/post/show/1145740/

don't report me for pizza pls.

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>>9022766
I laughed like hell too.

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>>9022784
I'm not looking at that shit?

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>>9022805
*.

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>>9022805
why not, anon?

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>>9022685

Yes. I'm getting junk for strings longer than 8 bits and I'm trying to figure out why.

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>>9022755
Yeah, you're right.. its not too late to get an education though..
>>9022766
The issue here is that I don't think they would even allow me to get one, I mean they already stall on trying to help me get my glasses, and I'm also in desperate need of a dentist visit as well
I just feel trapped when it comes to living here, which is why I brought up moving out in the first place
>>9022777
I'm sorry to hear that

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>>9022891
Cause i don't want to see pics of a kid being raped by furries. I can hear the van already.

>>9022908
By the way do you know where or what your social security number is or have any form of identification?

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>>9022926
fair enough.

>>9022926
Do you live in Canada or something?

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>>9022908
Yeah, but you might need to work first to pay for it, unless you have a shitload coming to you out of those neetbux.

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>>9022805
here is the linked image
it's literal shit

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>>9022952
I don't know my number but its probably written down somewhere, I don't think I've ever been told that number or seen it either
And no, I don't even have an ID

>>9022998
I get like 800/mo

>>9023001
t-t-tthanks I guess....

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>>9022977
California.

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>>9023030
I think you will definitely need to find some job first.

>>9023007
So you don't think your parents have the original card? I hope no mexican is out there pretending to be dried pasta.

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>>9023001

>>9023031
any time
e621 is squeaky clean legally speaking

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>>9022908
hmmm I see, thats pretty fucked up then. Yeah, theyre not even letting you take minor steps towards independence or something, so that kind of forces you to try to do it all at once which isnt ideal. Why the shit are they stalling on your glasses? its your money isnt it?

>>9023007
do you have some kind of ID or anything?


>>9022790
noice
>>9022926
Normies pls go reeee

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>>9023083
Yeah, most likely
>>9023085
The card is in this house somewhere, but I sure as hell never saw it
>>9023117
Nope, not even the most minor of steps
..I have a school card somewhere in this house, that and the social security card, that I dont know the location of, are about all I got

>>9022894

So... strings whose size is more than 1 byte?

Figure out how to do the algorithm for one char, then just apply that to every char in the string.

>>9023358
I'd go grab that card and keep it, also memorize it.

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>>9023117
>Why the shit are they stalling on your glasses? its your money isnt it?
I don't know, every time I try to bring anythnig up they say they'll "try" to save for it and that theres a lot of things they have to do, they aren't even good at lying about it
>>9023413
I'll probably have to wait until they leave and then try

>>9023001
I tried to find the nastiest thing I could in under 10 seconds of being on the site.

>>9023561
you didn't even try
i've jerked it to worse

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>>9023454
you sound like a pet that's badly taken care of

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>>9023454
>>9023358
alright, well, first step for you is to get some LEGAL ID, thats a basic, easy thing to do. Get your SS card at the very least. You're 18 now, you should be able to open a bank account as well. You probably dont even need to have any money. But with the bank account and ID, you can have your autismbux routed into your account instead of theirs

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>>9023454
How old are you?

>>9023594
>it's ok when I do it

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>>9023620
When I INTERROGATE?

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>>9023579
I basically am a pet to them, arent I?
>>9023584
Yeah, but I cant drive nor would they probably help me do any of that, cause that would threaten their meal ticket
>>9023594
I am 28 years old, I've been dealing with their stalling for a decade now

>>9023584
I think his best bet would be going with a credit union, they usually have less strict rules than banks. Since he doesn't have any credit history they'll probably want a cosigner.

>>9023639
Don't make me get out my waterboarding supplies.

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>>9023657
so, straight talk: how screwed up are you?

At 28, if you haven't lived on your own and can't use the stove, well those are really bad signs.

idk what you imagine living on your own is like but I mean, you have to have a job and be able to budget for everything, which is kind of an acquired skill. You don't really know what all you have to spend money on and how much until you try it, track it, and take control of it.

what the fuck is the deal with a lot of the tertiary mlp fans also being obsessed with undertale

is it just bandwagon bullshit or what?

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>>9023657
You just gotta be sneaky about it. Do you have a social worker or someone you can talk to?

>>9023669
not for opening an account. a loan, sure, but not an account.

>>9023706
Hes looking to live with someone I think, just not someone whos an asshole

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>>9023657
I see. Well, there is not much else I can say that you probably do not already know.

>>9023697
Oh, like you would ever hurt me.

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>>9023706
Pretty screwed, honestly
I'm aware living on my own isn't an easy task, but I can't keep living like this forever, and the longer i wait the worse it'll be for me
>>9023741
I can't remember the last time I spoke to a social worker, last time they had me sign a paper that allowed my mother to cash my checks, that was a few years ago, though, and that contract had an expiration date, I know this cause we were told I'd have to sign it again in the future

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>>9023741
ah
I just read through the old thread and I guess things are what I figured

pasta's on disability or somesuch and his parents use him as income? Powerfully lame

>>9023800
yeah I just caught up on your situation

why's your family such a bunch of tools

>>9023828
>why's your family such a bunch of tools
I'd like to know that, too

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>>9023893
personally I've always found revenge to be a good motivator, and I think there's a saying about the best revenge is a life well lived

guess you gotta get out from under them. Optional: start hacking them out of your life after you get settled. Maybe even sue them if you can.

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I know I am late but hey fuck it.

and It won't be too long before my autism catches up with me.

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>>9023918
While I'd love to up and leave, I don't think they have anything they can be sued for
Knowing them they'd probably start living with my step-dad's mom

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>>9023742
Do these look like the hands of mercy?

>>9024001
Because they wouldnt be able to pay the bills, and they're more than likely not going to start working

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>>9023800
alright, do you have an assigned case worker who you routinely see? Someone you could get in touch with? You have a phone at least right? If they're denying you glasses and medical needs, that could constitute abuse of a dependent adult.

>>9023828
i suppose its better to be a cash cow than a lolcow, but still

>>9024008
PPE and mercy go hand in hand

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>>9024008
I consider what you did to Nicole Brown Simpsons to be a mercy killing, so yeah.

-s

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>>9024001
well whatever
gotta get out either way

>>9024013
it's best to be a sweetie belle

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>>9024013
I do not have a phone, we also don't use a landline phone, instead both of them have cellphones
I do not routinely see anyone, I haven't seen a social worker in at least 3~5 years, and even then my mom is there next to me when we see her, so getting that info out would be very difficult
>i suppose its better to be a cash cow than a lolcow, but still
I suppose that's true
>>9024066
Yeah

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>>9024080
is there any way you could just like.......walk to a pay phone? Set up a meeting somewhere outside the house secretly?

>>9024066
no! a scoot!

>>9024080
You need to call a social worker somehow. What does your sister say about all this? is she cool? I mean, theres people that are closer to your situation than we are, what advice have they given? Me, I think you need to find a way to talk to your social worker and start things rolling. They have programs that are meant to help people like you learn to live independently so youre not in this situation.

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>>9024098
I don't know the number of my social worker, and as far as I know there isn't a payphone within walking distance

>>9024123
She's about as fucked as I am, but she's been trying to think of a way to move in with her boyfriend over in canada

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>>9024124
well idk, you got the internet
gotta be something you can do online

I remember overhearing them say they wanted to kick her out once, so it probably won't be too hard for them to let her go

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If she is out, maybe she can find a way to get you out of there as well.

>>9024197
She's not out yet

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Hello /b/read

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>>9024255
When it happens.

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>>9024151
>>9024124
this

>>9024166
does she have a phone or anything that could help you? I think you two should try to stick together if possible

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>>9024270

>>9024264
Hey welcome back. Anything new to tell us since the last time you posted today.

>>9024255
Don't worry pasta. We will help as best we can. You get paid soon. First get your glasses.

>>9024289
>SO NOSY

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>>9024264
Hello mira
>>9024270
>oes she have a phone or anything that could help you?
Afraid not
>I think you two should try to stick together if possible
We've been becoming a little more distant over the years, I don't know if she wants me moving in with her and her boyfriend anyhow
>>9024290
At this rate I need all the help I can get

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G'day bread

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>>9024264
>>9024596

>>9024596
Heya rap, you came in at a kinda awkward time
How've you been?

>>9024533
You're so mean, I'm just trying to get the conversation rolling.

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>>9024289
I'm pretty exhausted atm and I was talking to some people how're you doing?
>>9024568
hai hows it going? :3
>>9024622
hello anon how're you doing?

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>>9024639
You were being mean since last night.

>>9024596
I forget is this good morning for you.

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>>9024622
Hey Cate, how goes?

>>9024638
Just got home from work, I'm having lunch currently.
Why's it an awkward time?
What's happening?

>>9024650
I'm doing good almost done with work for tonight, it really flew by for me.

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>>9024659
It's short for good day, basically just 'hello'

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>>9024287
that is a very wet rara!

>>9024568
she aint movin to no damn canada. but if thats what she wants to fixate on sure. Dude. Alright. Someone in bread could send you a trac phone or something and you could get in touch with your social worker with that, right? Or, hell. fuck a phone, People have email these days right? Email them! If you really want to get the ball rolling you have means at your disposal.

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>>9024650
Same as usual
>>9024666
It's a long story
>>9024700
I'm sure they have an email, I don't know it, though, maybe it's on the social security card?

>>9024655
Nuh-uh

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>>9024831
Shush. I am trying to author excuses for my despicable behavior.

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>>9024650
I'm alright. How are you doing.

>>9024666
I'm ok. How goes it with you?

>>9024666
Wait do you get off at lunch or are you having lunch break at home?

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>>9024700
How's it going?

>>9024817
I'll ask in steam is that ok?

>>9024877
Been rough this year man, you know how it goes.
Currently I'm going ok though.

>>9024882
I've finished for the day, I finish after midday but don't eat till I get home.

>>9024940
I guess you can, but its pretty much all over the thread right now

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>>9024817
use the internet, Luke!
Find your local office and send them an email. dont sound too histrionic or aggressive, just explain youd like to get some help to be mmore independent and are wondering what programs they have and not getting much help from your parents

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>>9024940
That' s good. Sorry that its been rough.

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>>9025088
How've you been going?

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>>9025052
I'll see what I can do
>dont sound too histrionic or aggressive
Yeah, I'm not really aggressive, maybe a little histrionic in this thread but I wouldnt be with them
I guess I'll be looking for that card the next time they take off

>>9024940
pretty good Rap, hpowabout you?

>>9025128
no, forget the card. if youre serious about this, its simple to do. go find, right now, the website for your local department of human services, or social security office. I mean if this is something you want, you can look up a website to get it right?

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They won't be happy if they see a social worker knocking on their door about this, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared or nervous
>>9025183
I guess I can do that

>>9024854
So what do you do that allows you to be able to post on 4chan all day?

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>>9025221
You are 28 and they are not allowing you to live your life. At some point, you need to stop being scared because you keep stalling.

>>9025223
I am retired. I invented dice when I was a kid.

>>9025221
if youre too scared to contact a social worker and ask some simple, basic questions, you're too scared to move out of the house. Its a risk, sure, but its just a small step in the right direction. Let them know you don't want to meet.

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>>9025110
Same old shit. My father is sick though. I hope he gets better.

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>>9023369

Ruby, are yah still here? I finally know what my mistake was. The bytestring array that I was testing didn't have a null character at the end. Apparently strlen() has to have a null character at the end of the array for it to return an accurate size.

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so I got some assorted pony pics anthro whatever bs and I'm not into this brony shit anymore so I'm gunna delete them but they seem decent and someone might want them so I was wondering if I should post them here first ?

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>>9025241
>>9025251
Yeah, I guess so
Deep down I still love them and I don't want to hurt them despite all of this, and I know this won't be pretty no matter how it's executed

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>>9025308
well, figure out what you want and start trying to help yourself towards that goal. You have a sensible path infront of you if you want to get out of that situation.

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>>9025154
Ok overall

>>9025241
>I invented dice when I was a kid.
Can confirm

>>9025253
Do you know how sick?

>>9025241
So how has your day be going so far do anything interesting ?

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>>9025291
>I'm not into this brony shit anymore
Why not? Just curious.

>should post them here first ?
Could you put them in an imgur gallery or something and post that?

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>>9025376
No. He's going to his doctor tomorrow to find out.

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>>9025392
How's it going Urshula?

>>9025409
true, true.
Well I hope he's fine, whatever it may be.

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>>9025376
It is my favorite answer to the question.

>>9025388
A good portion of it went into finishing some work that I must complete before the week is done, so I guess not really? I am not an interesting person by any stretch of the imagination.

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Maybe it would be best to talk it out with mom, before I start to get them involved
If nothing comes of the conversation, I'll email them on that day
She at least deserves to know my intentions first

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>>9025376
thats something good to be said

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>>9025436
I wonder what the most ridiculous thing you could claim to have done, and still get away with it.
People will believe anything... it'd be fun to find out, and entertaining to see peoples reactions as you say the most ridiculous things absolutely deadpan

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>>9025524
On the other hand, no one believes you when you are being honest, but I only did that once.

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>>9025421
Good. Finishing my primeswap algorithm for Ruby since I'm pretty sure I've kept him waiting for over a week now.

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>>9025392
well I'm a furry now and the brony bs started this problem so I'm slowly getting rid of it all, or trying to

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>>9025563
Well, whatever you feel is best. Good luck!

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But for some reason, INTERROGATOR wants to know everything.

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>>9025607
ill post them then

>>9025563
but why

>>9025265

Okay then. Do you have a working version of the primeswap function now?

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>>9025665
because I must kill the cancer before it fully corrupts me

>>9025695
better the cancer kill you than the nukes

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>>9025545
Not sure I'd manage so well being seen or known as dishonest I don't think

>>9025554
Cool, fair enough

>>9025623
Kek, I doubt he'll get anything worth anything.

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>>9025675

I think so... hopefully... heh heh.

https://pastebin.com/5AutxsGv

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>>9025663
Gonna be honest with yah, anthro really isn't my thing, but I'll take it anyways.

>>9025623
You should take a picture of the inside of your refrigerator for me.

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>>9025899

I get the feeling that I may not have properly described the problem to you.

You are given a sequence of chars, which on every modern computer are equivalent to one octet (8 bits). So one char can represent a value between 0x00 and 0xFF. For any given char, we want to swap around the prime and non-prime numbered bits, and we will do that for each char in the string.

An analysis of the problem: one char is 8 bits, and the bits are numbered 0 through 7. Bit 0 is the least significant bit (a quick google search should reveal to you that this is the bit that makes a number even or odd). Within this number range of 0..7, there are 4 primes, and 4 non-primes:

0, 1, 4, and 6 are non-prime
2, 3, 5, and 7 are prime.

So we swap around 4 pairs of bits within one byte:

0 <-> 2
1 <-> 3
4 <-> 5
6 <-> 7

As an example, say we had a string containing just the letter 'U'. In ascii, this has the decimal value 85, or in binary, 01010101. For this number, bit 0 (the rightmost) is 1, and so is bit 2. Those remain the same. Similarly, bits 1 and 3 are both 0. Next we should swap bits 4 and 5, which are 1 and 0 respectively, same goes for bits 6 and 7. The resulting bitswap produces 10100101, or the byte with decimal value 165. This won't exactly print correctly, but that wasn't the goal of this exercise.

If we were to again perform the primeswap algorithm on the letter 'a', we'd go from 01100001 to 10010100, or from decimal 97 to decimal 148.

If I had an array of 2 chars with just the values 'U' and 'a', or 85 and 97, I would expect that calling primeswap on that array with the length of 2 would manipulate the 2 bytes of the array to become the integers 165 and 148 respectively.

To complete this assignment, you will need to either learn how to use a bitfield, or learn how to use bitwise operations, such as &, |, ^, <<, and >>.

Although strictly speaking, the fastest method is a lookup table. Although you'd need to be able to implement the algorithm to make said table.

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>>9022243
Heya Pokey Smokes.

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>>9026290

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>>9026475
Also, heya, Darwin. We've been crossing today. Nice to see you again.

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>>9026503
Just like old times.

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>>9026424

I need to start all over again then.

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>>9026549
Ah, yeah. I guess so.

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>>9026561
You'll get it~
Also, the thread needs more apples.

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>>9026589

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>>9026582

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>>9026660
Yabloki thread nao!

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>>9026693
Dawww how cute!

>memories of a tripfag
these threads are always wierd
is there something i was missing out on all those years ago?

>>9026561

Indeed. It was an interesting try, but swapping bytes around in that way would be both slow and really terrible for obfuscating data. The first few bytes might look like garbage, but as the string would grow larger, the lower density of primes would mean that many characters would be in their proper place, and the text would still be readable. With primeswap, every byte is obfuscated using the same technique of swapping around its bits. So the output should be completely incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't know how to decrypt a substitution cipher with a key length of only 1.

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>>9026693
Heh. Hug time.

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>>9026698

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>>9026714
Go back to work.

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>>9026744
But I'm already done.

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>>9026736
Interrogator is bullying me for being friendly. ;;

>>9026776
Go take a shower and make dinner or something.

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>>9026798
<3 U buddy.

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>>9026820
Y-You too.

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New board coming soon to a 4chan near you.

>>>/pol/123131940

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>>9026720

Back to work then.

>>9026848
what the fuck
haven't they fucking learned that splits never fucking work

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>>9026742
Cute

>>9026744
Get unretired!

Better yet, help me retire!

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>>9026848
Thanks for the heads-up, Interrogator.

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>>9026968
You mean... come back for one last score?

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>>9026989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uH--EZBjBE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xpURSoE_Ng

>>9027088

https://youtu.be/QyfHvhAuKWg

Raptor help, I can't escape.

>>9027107
seriously
what's up with undertail
it's not even a good game

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>>9027114
Undertail isn't a game, so I can imagine your confusion..

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I do not recall Northern being this sassy.

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>>9027167
I became a Monster Prince and halfway filled with the spirit of a certain snarky flower. One learns to love it.

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>>9027167
This things happen when you get older.

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>>9027190
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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>>9027199
Have you been affected by it yet?

>>9027132
hmm, google says that undertail is the porn parody

but what is up with this fucking shit

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>>9027199
>>9027199
*younger

>>9027203
I learned to roll with the punches too. Not take myself too seriously.

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>>9027211
No but I can tell you have.

>>9027244
My bad I forgot you identify as a young monster goat boy.

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>>9027260
Most people say I have mellowed out.

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>>9027269
Do you have any offspring?

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>>9027289
No, and not interested in helping spawn any.

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>>9027260

That's BOSS Monster to you, bunny. I kid, I kid.

But also technically correct.

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Yes, tell us about the offspring.

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Americana came out in '98, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

>>9027296
>not activating the pussy spawn with your shaft and allowing your genetic teammates to join you
Lol noob.

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>>9027296
That's unfortunate, is there anything that would help change your mind?

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>>9027297
let me guess it's a sex thing right
its a fetish thing you hold on to

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>>9027297
Would you be willing to take and then post a photograph of the inside of your refrigerator?

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>>9027324
I mean, I would donate sperm and some bitch can knock herself up, but I do not want to be responsible for raising a child in any way.

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>>9027342
Ew no. That's my brother.

It has no sexual value to me at all. I can honestly say I've never gotten off to undertale related anything ever.

>>9027347
Sure. I don't have a camera though.

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>>9027348
If you donate sperm the woman can hit you with child support notifications.

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>>9027372
All right, there goes that notion down the shitter. Thanks.

>>9027380
Better to be warned than not.

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>>9027361
...I have like 5 different things I could use to take a picture.

>>9027348
Can I be in your will then, it'd be better than leaving it all to the state, or do you have some siblings you're close to?

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>>9027348
I wouldn't do that Darwin;
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/kansas-sperm-donor-ordered-pay-child-support/story?id=21657212

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>>9027398
I don't have a phone. I don't have a camera. I don't have a webcam. I don't have a console capable of taking a picture and connecting to the internet here. I don't have any camera.

>>9027411
Slow on the draw there, rapty. ;) Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat Northy Dreams to the punch.

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>>9027398
Give me your full name and address and I will be sure you receive everything. I am an only child.

>>9027411
Northern-senpai has warned me.

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>>9027427
Can I be the executor of the estate, empowered to read and bestow?

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>>9027443
Sure, you can be Judge Judy and Executioner.

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>>9027423
Well it's for the best don't want the NSA spying on all the TOP secret things you do.

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>>9027423
>>9027427
Sorry, I'm only half paying attention, I'm playing a game with a friend to help keep me awake.

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>>9027472
That is quite all right. I miss posts all the time. Yours had a source, so you went one step above him!

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He wants pictures of our refrigerators, but ask for his address and he turns into a thread mute.

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>>9027361
its not fun to lie to yourself
that just makes it kinkier

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>>9027483
I'm not sure how legal standings and precidents work in America, that guy went through craigslist so I dunno if a spermbank donor has the same fear.
But if you're anywhere near Europe just don't even consider risking it, I've no doubt they'll find any reason they can to fuck you over if you decide to try it in europe.

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>>9027572
I'm being serious. Not a single thing. none. I have no feelings of sexual desire toward anything undertale related.

That said, I'm also not opposed.

>>9027597
Spermbank donors DO have the same problem in the states.

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>>9027600
nice digits

you post the same images all in the same style in every thread, that all yours?

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niggers

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>>9027628
Drew it all. It's extreme avatarfagging.

Northy W. Dreemurr. Monster Friend, at your service.

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>>9027597
Well, I guess it is time to turn into a tranny to prevent anything like that from happening.

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>>9027663
ok
what do your dicks look like
i don't mean you as a you but i mean how do you draw them
how good are you at drawing horsecocks

what i'm asking here is can you draw some horsecocks for me

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>>9027696
>Says the person dumping porn of my brother.

>__________>

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>>9027627
True

>>9027665
If you do that you get progressive stack and opression olympic points as well.

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>>9027710
ok how about this it's more topical

what can i do to appease you

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>>9027740
>And now you're dumping porn of my girlfriend.

Basically I don't like porn. What do you want me to draw?

>>9027763
>goatboi is your brother and sparklebutt is your gf
you know what i don't really want to get into it

what do you jerk off to
just let me know

I noticed you didn't say no. What characters do you not have an aversion to seeing in a compromising situation? One that involves dicks and possibly urethral sounding.

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>>9027791
I don't really oppose any of it, I'm just not a fan. What do you want me to draw?

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Every single time there's a steam profile I want to look at they have their stuff set to private. At least some kind souls leave theirs public.

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Who were you trying to stalk?

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>>9027815
Draw a picture of the inside of your refrigerator.

>>9027818
like me. I just don't have many details written.

>>9027838
That I can actually do ^w^

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>4 am
I should be asleep but I'm not

Why the fuck not?

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>>9027836

I don't know

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Well, go to sleep.

>>9027871
You can tell me.

>>9027815
Oh well that's nice of you.

How about asriel looking like >>9027628 with some kinda sounding rod sticking out of his urethra with a look of discomfort but also pleasure, and both hands visible and him looking at an upward angle, posture similar but not identical. Also a collar around the neck to match the socks and the flower looking more like flowey.

Would you?

>>9027815
ALSO (and this part is really important) a visible but also subtle bump/distension on the bottom of the dick where the sounding rod is/pushing against.

>>9027880
okay, fair enough. I won't draw Asriel porn. Next?

>>9027815
i can supply reference material

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>>9027866
What happened, well I guess it could have been our intense talk today.

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>>9027866
Try to relax, you're not in any danger

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>>9027879
Alright alright
Goodnight bread

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>>9027898
I will not draw my brother in porn. I refuse. Next?

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>>9027916
Farewell.

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>>9027912
>>9027913
I know, but its hard to sleep when so much is on your mind
I'm gonna try to lay down
If skit comes back tell him I said goodnight

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>>9027916
Sleep well

>>9027894
>>9027918
ok ok the character doesn't matter at all, it's mostly just the furry and socks and slim look that i like, character isn't important

how about generic goatperson and then all the stuff i said before minus the asriel part?

if that still doesn't work then how about anthro pinkie pie and all of the stuff i said before except no flowey on the socks and the socks are light blue

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>>9027929

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>>9027951
Why do you want this?

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woops didn't mean to link u ignore that

>>9027918
also background/setting is on a picnic blanket with one red stripe going down the side nearest the veiwpoint on a grassy hill on a sunny day

>>9027959
i dunno the occasion just popped up and there's not a lot of porn that serves my specific fetish

what gets your rocks off?

>>9027959
wait, are you an imposter?

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im ultra fugged up lel

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>>9027928
Night Pasta

>>9027951

>pinkie blue socks

>>9027994
but with a dick and sounding rod and also the dick is a horse dick and also FRONT ARM SOCKS AND COLLAR!

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>>9027969

....Nothing. I'm a monster kid. If anything it would be... uh... I guess I have a bit of a transformation fetish? Sexuality isn't really my thing.

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>>9027954
>>9027987
>>9027985
>>9027962
Pasta said to tell you goodnight.

>>9028014
haha yeah sure it isn't

should have guessed that tf is your thing
maybe you also like vore, expansion, and feet?

those things always go togethere, not at the same time but the people who like them tend to like all those

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>>9028010
but... pinkslip is female...

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>>9028043
No. Just TF. like not even sexual TF. Just TF. like this.

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>>9028014
Make my snek extra cute

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https://youtu.be/b6g90MfoaNc?t=1m48s

Not even Northern's magic pen can make that beast cute.

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>>9028061

>>9028078
>>9028072
Challenge accepted.

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>>9028088
yussss

>>9028078
rekt