Official pony thread. If you see another one, redirect them here.

>>9015758
I just wanted to see a thread made by you.

Dubs gets to stuff pineapples up Vort's butt

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Pineapple

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>>9015750

>>9015769
Reroll

boop

>>9015783
Reroll

>>9015788
BOOPADOOP
we has a winner

>>9015745
Don't compare us.
It is very insulting to him.

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>>9015742
Thanks for baking, Eris!

>>9015775
Oh neat

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>>9015788
You stole my dubs!

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>>9015766
Not happenin'. Even if it did, this would be the pic--

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>>9015774
when I was a kid I mostly figured I'd be dead by this point in my life.

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>>9015742

>>9015811
sasuga senpai

>>9015806
>>9015821
my literal fetish

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Pine
apple

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>>9015829
>>9015829
>>9015829
>>9015829
>>9015829

>>9015726
I do not make spelling errors.
Never have I done this.

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>>9015852
you misspelled drone

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>>9015825
No sprackenze doiche.

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>>9015817
Kek. What was wrong with the one you had to replace. Was it completely busted?

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>>9015874
Well, what other languages do you speak?

>>9015873
No. You are failing to understand.

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All these pineapples

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>>9015716
>Wanna talk one on one? Skype, Discord or Steam?
Nah, not really. No offense. I'd rather wait and get the full story in /b/read whenever it's convenient.

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>>9015903
>>9015906

Those records are sealed and will never be displayed in public again.

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>>9015898
you misspelled falling

>>9015942
These accusations are unfounded and insulting.

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>>9015893
Hands. Fire. Goatnoise. Nonsense. Gibberish. Baby.... the occasional spot of squawk and eek.

>>9015914
Ifn thou say'st. Why not ask me something to get me started. I will try to be concise and honest.

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>>9015888
it was giant. they fucked up in the design. I can repair a damaged saber, but this one was too big to fucking use, it was like trying to wield a sword made out of coke cans. Goddamn ridiculous. I'll get pics in a bit.

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>>9015817
Honestly, I kinda did too

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>>9015967
>Why not ask me something to get me started.
Sure! How did this cult start and what was the purpose?

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>>9015967
A true polyglot, I see.

I feel like you are opening the door to some more gobbledygook after it finally left in the last thread.

>>9015988
I know right? and its like "holy shit Im still living" even though you didnt really intend for it to happen, it just kinda did, like autopilot

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>>9015999
>trips

It's not so much a cult as something I've just taught people how to do. Astral projection -- in a sense. There are a lot of people who want to be ponies out there, so I offered to help them get to experience it firsthand.

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>>9016017
Won't be long until we're in our 60s and we wont know how the fuck we managed for that long

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>>9015971
How much did it cost?

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>>9016038
thats a terrifying thought.

>>9016050
around 320 bucks. I'm returning it though.

>>9016013
Nice Copypasta

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>>9016031
Ooooh, okay. So how does that work?

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>>9016092
That requires more explaining than is possible in a single post, but I'll try to boil it down to the simple elements. You learn to take direct control over an astral body, which is essentially linked to a 'soul' (I'm not religious, but this is /technically/ a spiritual thing. I'm also not someone who believes something without proof -- and I understand that drive). There's a lot of complicated things that basically boil down to figuring out how to experience both bodies at once, and from there you can corroborate your experience with other people, through things like performing an action over 'there' and having someone else tell you what it was who was also there. Yeah.

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>>9016152

Why the pineapples?

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>>9016070
Wow. Whats the most you ever paid for one?

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>>9016187
>>9016187
>>9016187
PineapplelamppmalelppaeniP

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>>9016208

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>>9016152
So imagination?

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>>9016152
Wow! Finally, are most people succesful in astral projecting, or does it just depend?

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>>9016208
You're a pineapple!

You are a cantaloupe.

>>9016208
It is a meme from the Discord.

>>9016278
How repugnant.

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>>9016253
From what I've heard about it, no. Most people also find it easier to do while sleeping, though it's not lucid dreaming.

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>>9016272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM

>>9016295
You got it.

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>>9016239
No no. like, you perform the action, then someone else who should have no way of knowing what you did would be capable of accurately telling you what you did. Because you're interacting in a different place, as well as here.

>>9016253
I've only failed 4 out of about 325 people I've taught... and all four of them quit before I was willing to give up, so yeah. Some people have also quit later on -- full disclosure, but that usually had to do with social things like arguments.

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>>9016212
probably around 4. It was a really sweet color changing saber with sound and rechargable batteries and sweet claws. This is it, still own it actually

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>>9016310
Interesting. Very interesting.

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>>9016301
I love that move.

>>9016310
So it's an out of body kind of thing?

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>>9016319
Geez. 400. Way more expensive than the guitar pedals I collect.

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>>9016392
No, you can do it (and I encourage doing it) while fully conscious and in control of your normal body as well. It might not be as easy to feel and see in two places at once, but with discipline, it can be achieved. And again, these can be corroborated by other people, since it's not just in your head.

>>9016341
Thank you. I like to think so.

>>9016398
I collect rare books. I have a signed copy of Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence~

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>>9016437
>I collect rare books
How much do you pay for those usually.

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>>9016398
like distortion thingies and the sort?

Yeah 400 isnt that much for a custom lightsaber. some lunatic paid over 1500 for a Darth Sidious replica with real gold plating.

This is the one I'm sending back compared to normal and large sized lightsabers

>>9016437
Oooh neat! Those are a lot of fun, they can really tell a cool story

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>>9016495
Depends on the book. Rare doesn't always mean valuable, and condition doesn't matter to me as long as it's readable. My prized book is the one I mentioned, but I also have a copy of the 1964 edition of The Volume Library, a compilation of human knowledge in all fields of study from basic fundamental math and reading all the way up through comprehensive biographical dictionary of great men and molecular biology.

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>>9016513
Yeah. Distortions, octave and modulation pedals.

>>9016513
>1500
Holy shit.

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>>9016577
sounds pretty cool!

yeah 1500 is a hell of a lot. the sabers I buy are mid range, just for fun, but some people get isnanley serious about it

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>>9016526
I had a nice collection of books but I had to sell them all when I broke.

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>>9016660
That sucks.

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>>9016631
Imagine how much disposable income he must have. Either that or he starves himself so he can pay for those fucking things.

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>>9016705
It's ok. Had to do the same thing with my record collection.

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>>9016710
haha well not that much cuz hes trying to sell it. Something like that is such a niche market theres almost no resale potential where you make a profit.

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>>9016896
He's fucked then.

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>>9016956
basically yeah. He might get 6 or 7 hundred for it if hes lucky

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>>9017000
To be fair, it'd be a steal at that price.

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>>9017000
That's a huge loss. He fucked up.

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>>9016437
>>9016437
So... that's it for the astral projection talk? I'm a little surprised.

>>9017196
I'm curious to hear more

The tulpa discussion was a tough act to follow.

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>>9017196
I was expecting you to continue on for a bit actually since I don't know shit about it other than monks, /x/, schizos and lonely whales like to use it.

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Worst porno ever.

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>>9017214
What do you want to know?

>>9017272
uh. Nope? Not discussing tulpa now.

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n- nyah!

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>>9017490

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>>9017591
what?
stop being weird.

>>9017591
Take any good selfies today?

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Have you hugged your favorite pony today?

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>>9017608
The fuck is nyah? Naaaaaah? Like nigga srs, dicks on mars.

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>>9017730
If only I could

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>>9017730
ponies don't exist.

>>9017733
it's nya.
you know, like,
nya! :3c

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>>9017730
Yes. I have.

>>9017758
Get a plush, Pasta~

>>9017765
You don't exist!

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>>9017765
Nya is nya but Nyah is < nya or something? Nya nya nya nya fuck I'm retarded.
>>9017627
>

>>9017795
Twilight says hi to everypony here. :P

>>9017712
Thanks for the help with mobile namesync pasta.

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>>9017825
you're trash. you're fake news!

>>9017827
nya.

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>>9017825
Consdering how fast the folks run through my welfare check I doubt I'd ever get a chance to save up for one
>>9017871
No problem

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>>9017881
Nya nya Nyah Nyah nya?

>>9017827
Very good A+

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>>9017907
okay, enough of that.

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>>9015778
I love pineapple pony

>>9017852
Tell twilight I said hi!

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>>9017971
I will.

>>9018028
Fuck her real good for me too :3

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>>9017945
Bark.
The head of NASA has warned of an imminent alien invasion.

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garbage.

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>>9018127
bullshit.
we have ww3, and aliens to look forward to? there's no way.

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>>9018129

>>9017903
So get a job.

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>>9018109

>Fuck her

No.

>real good

No.

>for me too :3

No.

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>>9018143
bruh.

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>>9018145
I wish I could, but my situation's a bit more complicated

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>>9018140
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nasa-administrator-suspended-after-claims-of-imminent-alien-invasion/
Fallout universe confirmed

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>>9018166
Never seen /trash/ pony?

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>>9018188
>world news daily
bruh.

>>9018191
I have. several times.

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>>9018146
It was a cheeky post. I know better, but, I can't help myself sometimes.

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>>9018188
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/stephen-hawkins-admits-intelligent-design-is-highly-probable/

*cough* Fake News Site.

>>9018226
Srsly. Bruh.

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>>9018246
I'm a rotten human bean. What can I say I love ponies sexually. XD

same.

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Psssh nothin personnel kid.

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>>9018255
>>9018255

Nah. I mean. I can understand that, but C'mon. I'm a monster kid.

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>>9018246

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>>9018271
Northern pls. Go back to before undertale, pls

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>has a princess pony as a wife
>doesn't consumate his love daily

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a game's quality is entirely dependent on how in depth the fan theories make it.

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Oh wait you sealed off equestria after season 2. So no princesshood. But still not loving your pony in every way...

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>>9018329
>Wife.
>Princess.

Hah! I mean... if we were married technically? o-o

but no. Not at all.

>>9018303
Why would I ever abandon Asriel~?

>>9018331
Sometimes it feels that way.

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>>9018364
Going for a gay goat over a beautiful pony pussy...oh northern, where did it go so wrong

>>9018214
I wouldn't be at all surprised that he'd say something so nuts. He also once said that he had a goal of reaching out to the Muslim world. He was a really shitty administrator.

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oh okay i didn't know things were going on here imma brb mb

>>9018246
>>9018214
Goddamnit.

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>>9018400
I didn't abandon twilight either. I'm just kinda... a monster kid now. I can't really sex. anything.

See the attached chart for the location of my current look.

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>>9018412
reach out how?
I can understand wanting other countries to work towards advanced space programs, but if he means feeding them supplies they could possibly use to create weapons of war, then he needs to be deported.

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>>9018475
Poor Twilight cucked by a goat. Tragic.

>>9018505
I think he just wanted to look good for Al Jazera

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>>9018512
Hah. I don't fuck my brother.

>>9018505
weed is bad mmkay

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>>9018583
I know, just saying don't forget twilight has needs too...

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>>9018555
sounds like mussy shit. so I'm just gonna say...

jihad one job.

>>9018606
suck an egg.

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>>9018618
Twi ain't exactly a sexual creature, buddy.

That aside. Cuddling's not off the menu. Even if pony form looks a little different these days.

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>>9018677
Well good, I thought she was left to stew in her own juices.

>>9018626
no eggs are gross.

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>>9018677
>Twi ain't exactly a sexual creature

this just in, predators aren't creatures anymore.

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>>9018626
Man I love being stupid!

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>>9018722
I'm made of them though.
made of egg.

don't be racist.
against me.

>>9018747
I hate you

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>>9018724
Predator?

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>>9018745
same.

>>9018766
cool story bro.
catch you on the flip.

>>9018778
as in sexual predator.

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>>9018747
Scrambled or sunny side up?

>>9018778
Wait, what is your cutie mark in that picture?

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>>9018794
Twilight? Nah.

>>9018816
>>9018816
Technically a sword crossed with a pencil. Was kinda unofficial. Never had a real one.

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>>9018833
Yea that's why I was like wait just a second here.

>>9018794
ok bye

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>>9018854
Any other questions about pony/monster business?

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>>9018798
poached.

>>9018833
it's true.
and I have fanfiction to prove it!

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>>9018677
>>9018778
>>9018895
Who is that green pone?

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Hello /b/read....

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>>9018919
*disengages from the conversation*


>>9018928
Me. Northern Wind.

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>>9018951
heloo.

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>>9018970
Really need to fix the eye problem with the colored pic in the Monster half of that. heh.

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>>9018970
I see. I like it!

>>9019019
Do you still identify as female?

>>9018951
Welcome back how you feeling this day.

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>>9019081
Then there is this faget. Where is nick?

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>>9018991
hi hows it going?
>>9018970
Sorry about earlier hi ;~;

splinters upset me greatly

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>>9019081
stop that.

>>9019120
good enough. and yourself?

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>>9019117
This is top secret intel, don't let the spies get a hold of this. He's fishing, This message will self destruct in 250 years,

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>>9019103
ennnnh. I don't really identify as anything but a kid thesedays. That said... I do flop back and forth. See picture.

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>>9019167
I don't wana

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>>9019120
Howdy. Nice to see you Miracle.

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>>9019187
wat

>>9019166
I heard metal splinters are fun.

>>9019282
NOT

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>>9019249
Hm? You alright there Skitty?

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>>9019167
I feel kinda like shit desu I feel like i'm just socially inept today likely do to lack of sleep some insurance guy was on the phone and my mom basically manipulated me so that id eventually have to hand her the phone and the fact that shes resorting to this and my moms boyfriend is in on it, she basically thinks i can't take care of myself and that she needs to make all of the decisions for me because i'm autistic even though ive been perfectly capable of making decisions on my own when given proper fucking information not information to set me up to have her gain control of my whatever I'm doing I'm beggining to literally trust my parents less and less each passing day and i got yelled at for being mad about being manipulated.
>>9019240
Nice to see you too ^_^ hows it going?

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>>9019187
So what pronoun do you prefer?

>>9019196
I demand monetary compensation for your insolence.

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>>9019505
Nope. I just woke up and woke up on the wrong side of the bed hyper af and I'm literally spazzing out and i mislinked your post

He is lying.

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>>9019533
Not too bad. Getting back to normal. Finally.

>>9019539
I generally enjoy being called them. I ain't no tumblr tho, so call me whatever you like. Prince when formal, if you don't mind.

>>9019603
Heh. okay.

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>>9019603
Skitty take a picture of your name all the emoji doesn't show on mine all of them

>>9019563
He'll probably just pay you off with bricks of mexican weed.

>>9019533
Have you talked to your parents about it?

>>9019282
gonna do myself a lie down

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>>9019626
thats good :3 i wonder if I were to kill a single monster not a boss monster not a strong monster just a monster somewhere in some place 1 monster would skeleton dude notice? i've played undertale before at a friends house sometimes i like to test things sans a genocide run but i only take it in short strides.

>>9019635
That is an acceptable form of compensation.

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>>9019079

Hey, so how's that homework?

>>9019693
Yes. He would. Don't fuck with my friends or family please.

https://youtu.be/VqdvMqGWX3A

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>>9019735

I'm gonna go get started on it. Was eating.

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>>9019741
don't worry its entirely hypothetical ;3 also id ask something about Gaster but theres no ability for spoilers on /trash/

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>>9019603
Hello skit

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scooot

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>>9019782
I can answer all of your questions on steam, Mira.

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>>9019801
heya blew

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>>9019820
hows it goin pasta?

>>9019779

>Was eating
Good, good. The mind needs fuel. Be sure to get plenty of protein

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>>9019867
I went to take a shower to try to allieviate the pain in my shoulders and neck
It helped..sort of

>>9019880
What do you consider the best source of protein?

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>>9019918

Lean beef, chicken, turkey, any fish. You should eat a little bit of bacon every so often to prevent turning into a were-jew.

>>9019918
activated almonds

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>>9019893
Aw im glad to hear that, a good hot shower usually helps!

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>>9019956

I just love seeing used needles on the ground on my daily walks :)

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>>9019967
Nothing quite like a nice hot shower
>>9019956
I could go for some almonds right now honestly

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>>9019999
quads of truth. all bread must now take a nice hot shower.

>>9019999
i used to eat almonds all the time as a kid, then one time i choked on one and then didn't eat an almond for 10 years

i'll keep you all updated on my personal almond news if you subscribe to my blog

>>9019980
fgt

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>>9019631

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>>9019795
Hello sir

>>9020022
Quads confirm girthy almond.

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>>9019999
chekt

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>>9020047
Rest well?

>>9019631
also you must be using a browser from at least 2015 for emojis not to work. or an android OS that's old af

>>9020051
double dubs isnt quads

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>>9020022
I used to always eat honey roasted peanuts as a kid
When I was younger, my parents were completely drunk and made this biscuit with mushrooms on it and tried to get me to eat it
I took a bite, got sick, and I never ate another mushroom again

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>>9020073
Yep. More or less. I overslept though, but that's because I just couldn't go to bed yesterday. I downloaded a bunch of nifty dev tools and then realized Microsoft Visual Code was an IDE designed for exactly the type of stuff I like doing and I spent hours learning my way around it. I think I will replace my notepad++ installation with MVC now. It has an extension for debugging and running NWJS, any version and that is pretty fucking awesome.

Also my friend just called earlier and wants to hang out and drink but I'm not sure if I want to go or stay home and learn more about this stuff.

>>9020108
How goes it today?

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Moondancer has red hair and thick rimmed glasses. Is she an SJW?

>>9020156
Overslept for what?

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>>9020168
No, she's a bitchy lesbian.

>>9020166
checked
Boring day at work as usual. Trying to get my squad to this guy with a ounce of reefer for $80. Otherwise I'm gonna be drivin a shitton tomorrow probably after my shift.
>>9020168
Probably

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>>9020166
>be me
>be cooking dinner for the senpai
>at one point mention I like to play with my meat while I cook
>mom stares at me for a full minute before changing the subject.

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>>9020156
Sounds like you've got a lot to learn
I'd say do whichever you feel like
>>9020168
How would social justice even work in equestria, nearly all of the ponies are female

Was it a gaze of empathy?

Didn't mean to quote. Fml

>>9020278
Kek

Wow, you fucked up in front of the entire thread. Change your identity and return later.

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>>9020305
It was a blank stare.

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>>9020186
Overslept because I had a ton of missed calls from people. Someone wanted me to go to the city with them, another was asking me for help getting out of jail and another wants me to drink with them. The only person I contacted back was the person who wants to drink lel

>>9020300
Actually I'm not sure I will be able to study this now. This stupid company contacted me and wants to hire me for some stupid crap. Not sure if I want to get into this..

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>>9020300

SJWs are never satisfied until all of the men are dead and everyone is black.

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>>9019782
Woah, hey. I wasn't done talking, I guess. Please hit me up again if you can.

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>>9020371
sorry steam had an update.

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>>9020347
Very troubling.

>>9020347
Is senpai your brother?

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>>9020359
Ah, I see
The aku poster and some anon were trying to convince me to move in with blew so my parents will stop leeching off of my welfare
I'm not sure if I want to get into that myself..

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>>9020476
What could possibly go wrong here?

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>>9020362
Perhaps, but with her shut-in nature, and how filthy her room is, pic related, she seems to be closer to an /r9k/ user to me
Especially so if you headcanon reversed gender roles in the show, but thats up to the watcher I guess

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>>9020496
I'm actually more concerned that the folks would go ballistic more than anything
I mean, their meal ticket moving out would mean they'd have to actually get up off their ass and work

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>>9020404
time to ditch town.

>>9020471
no, /trash/ filters F A M into senpai.
I made new jersy sloppy joes! :D

>>9020569
And what would they do in this ballistic state?

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>>9020616
I don't know
My step-dad's been arrested for assault before, so there's that
I just don't want anyone to get hurt, you know?

>>9020595
Oh yea it all makes more sense now.

https://youtu.be/uIpwJ4SY2nI

>>9020595
help cat fell asleep on my lap

>>9020667
Moving out might not be as risky as you estimate it to be. You are banking on some random event occurring to change things for the better otherwise.

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>>9020801
pick up cat, place on floor.
stubborn kitties need to be annoyed until they leave though.

>>9020801
Pet it really roughly till it gets off your lap.

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>>9020832
I suppose you're right
I know for a fact that if I continue to stay here, nothing will change, I won't get my glasses, nor a license, nor a job

>>9020838
Not a kitty
he a bige bpy
>>9020855
mnot mean
anyways am allergy so I dont wanna touch him any more than I have to

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>>9020961
you've got some boy asleep in your lap?
I demand to know who this "bpy" is!

>>9020898
Well, hang in there. I do not want to meddle in your affairs.

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>>9020778
Blew, have you been reading me and darwin's posts?
I feel like you deserve a say in this
>>9021010
I'll try, and don't worry about it

>>9021005
boy
grrr

hard to type with cate on me

>>9021039
whats the subject? im just spacing out.

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>>9021083
I know. just pulling your leg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMZiU2WaKQ

>>9020961
Just stand up then or call for a friend or family member to come dispose of the kitty.

>>9021134
im getting itch D:
>>9021140
but he cute tho

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>>9021177
You're allergic to him!

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>>9021177
have a friend to come in and pick up cate.
please! you don't have to live like this!

>>9021177
Play some coyote calls over your speakers.

>>9021209
yes
>>9021212
nyet
he too cute
>>9021214
>speakers
nop, just head set

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>>9021117
Basically, I told aku and some anon about how my parents were using my autismbux as a free meal ticket and they think I should move in with you so they stop leeching off of my money and so I can do something with myself, since clearly nothing is gonna change if I stay here
I'm not sure about it though, I mean ultimately that decision is yours, and its not gonna be pretty if I try to leave, quite honestly the idea scares me
I'm positive I'd be able to pay out my half of the bills with that welfare money, if you really wanted to go through with it
Honestly I just don't know, I don't want to be a burden honestly and I don't blame you if you don't think its a good idea

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>>9021232
>

Just wear diapers around the house in exchange for lodging.

>>9021273
cute boye cate tho

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>>9021282
I don't think so

>>9021232
I'll make sure to send flowers for your funeral.

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>>9021306
What if they are really good-looking diapers?

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>>9021252
Yeah, you dont want to just move in with some weirdo probably serial killer from the internet. Or worse yet, me.

Also, not in Virginia anymore, though I'm planning to head back there before long. You actually seem pretty sensible for an austism case. I wouldnt mind if I was still up in VA, itd be nice having someone to have lightsaber fights with and the like.

Are your parents like seriously being dicks? do they have power of attorney over you to keep you there?

>>9021310
its fine
my sneeze spooked him awake n he gone

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>>9021292
growl.

>>9021310
whose funeral am I going to?

>>9021383
see >>9021338
I am now itchy and mayb hives

>>9021405
This is the consequence of your inaction. Let this be a lesson.

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>>9021329
Still no
I'm not into that, and I'd like to retain what little dignity I have
>>9021335
Eh, I think you're alright, maybe we could work something out if you come back here, if you want
Basically they like to lie and procrastinate their way to keeping me around here while leaving me with no means to do anything to help myself improve, while spending my money on things like pot
They pressured me to drop out of high school, even, I'm positive they're trying to tie me down as long as they possibly can

>>9021485
but cate is adorable when sleepsy

It begins to meow but it then just yawns
A Meyawn

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>>9021405
wasps?
scary.

next time punch cate. he'll move before you get bees.