Wake up, HG
>>9011665
It just so happens to be my bed time.
>>9011665
I need a hug first
>>9011665
Five more minutes...
But there's no games
>>9011665
NO
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>>9011665
>zzz
>>9011665
I am wide awake.
>>9011665
>
Can we do it tomorrow, I'm so fucking tired after playing FFXIV.
>>9011665
I don't want to
It's so warm and comfortable in bed
>>9011476
>mfw this actually motivated me
I might be autistic, guys.
>>9011681
Good bed.
>>9011685
>hugs
>>9011688
Alrighty, five minutes and no more.
>>9011695
I'll host one soon or not, after I'm done doing something important
>>9011699
Okay, Anon, you can sleep.
>>9011703
Wakey wakey.
>>9011707
Goody.
>>9011708
Good night!
>>9011719
>>9011753
Alrighty, good bed.
>>9011761
>huggus back
Okay I'm good
>>9011761
I suppose they are over now.
What is it?
>>9011770
Good.
>>9011773
It's the afternoon, silly.
Reminder that Kamina likes to dress up in cute clothes that make him feel more girly.
>>9011761
I'll always be here when I am needed. As of now, I am not... so, I must go into hiding.
>>9011790
I work night shifts, silly.
>>9011665
>Keeps sleeping
>>9011810
VwV
>Check HG for some games
>No games
>Nobody around except the D-squad shitters
Vidya tiem. Have a pity +1 for your dying community.
>>9011810
>climbs into bed
>>9011810
I'm not even going to call you ESL autist cancer today.
>>9011810
>gropes
>>9011665
>>9011833
You're the one that died, dumbass. You couldn't handle HG. Thin skinned newfags are better off than you. But keep shitposting here to fill that empty hole in your chest. We know you desperately need it, kid.
>sudokus the poster below
>>9011843
>bowling for championships makes adachi stop shitposting
Can we set up a championship for him every day?
>>9011665
But I'm comfortable in here.
>when you contemplate hosting but there is no yuno around
>>9011835
>kicks out of her bed
>>9011843
>thanks, m8
>>9011848
WHAT THE HEEEELL
>>9011929
Do it awawa please.
>>9011930
>kissu
>>9011929
Do you only host for Yuno? Host for the good of the people, host for me.
>>9011955
If Gab lets me lie in her bed
>>9011929
Don't make me get out of bed I'm so comfy
>an anime girl
>>9011929
I want to do another shitty stolen code game, but my computer is currently in use by another so i can't do jack diddly shit.
>>9011972
if you give me a hug
>>9011980
you can do stuff with your phone...
I wish we had a Bettlejuice avatar.
>>9011991
I don't have my special hungertale entries...
>>9011761
Thanks Rubes. See you in 6 hours.
>>9011758
GLHF
>>9011998
Then I better not huh
>>9012008
>6 hours
Get 8 hours instead.
>>9012018
Pretty please host ruby
>>9012029
I'm conflicted on what code to use.
>>9012016
I DO
I DO
Who cares if he doesn't, I have mine
>>9011974
>>9011982
Fine.. it better be a good game
>>9012041
flip a coin/roll a dice
>>9012041
Pick the 2nd one
test
>>9012041
Awawa's gonna host, don't do anything
>>9012041
Do eeny meeny miny mo.
>>9012008
I only slept four hours last nigni. Get on my level of terrible sleep scheduling.
>>9012055
No he's not
>>9012048
>>9012051
Let me use a RNG
>>9012055
Oh, okay.
>>9012045
>jumps in the bed and wraps in
Now do I host, or Ruby? I don't mind either way, I got what I wanted.
>>9012071
Aikawa said he's not hosting
>>9012076
HOST
>>9012076
rape the gab
>>9012076
>kissu
you host.
I'm recording for Red Vox, whadd'ya want?
>tfw just wanted to nap so i could rp to aikawa's game
>>9011995
You really think anybody could do justice to Keaton's Beetlejuice? I don't.
>>9012090
>kissu
Okay, in 2 minutes.
>>9012077
>>9012086
>>9012087
>>9012092
Get your transparent/pixely entry pics ready.
>>9012107
what about the Addams family?
Ditto can be Gomez
>>9012165
Ditto? Lol, maybe if we need somebody to play Rain Man.
Hungertale
First 24
Transparent images look better!
>>9012190
Reigen Arataka
>>9012190
Lord Beerus
>>9012190
Natsuhi Ushiromiya
>>9012190
NE1 YUKINE WHO COMIN FOR SUCC
>>9012190
Astaroth
>>9012190
Syoko Hoshi
>>9012190
Shota
>>9012190
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9011665
The nurse recommends that everyone gets at least eight hours of rest.
>>9012190
Chizuru Hishiro
>>9012190
Eggman-kun
>>9012190
Megaman
>>9012190
Double King
>>9012190
Hacka Doll 3
>>9012190
Togame
>>9012190
Takumi Hijirihara
>>9012190
Len
>>9012190
Bernadette Dullahan
>>9012190
Maria and Harusame
>>9012190
Emi
>>9012190
Eric Andre
>>9012190
Sterling Archer
>>9012165
Ditto being Wendy's yesterday was the highlight of my evening.
>>9012190
Clawdia
>>9012190
Seth
Rollins
>>9012190
John Bender
>>9012190
Classy Raven
>>9012190
Miku's ass
>>9012190
NE1 Mike
>>9012016
Lucky
>>9012190
Vinny
>>9012234
>huggu
I love you.
>>9012190
Pink Ranger
Awawa, do you know any alternatives to HG Customizer?
>>9012190
NE1 Nigel Farage
>>9012190
NE1 Funky Student
>>9012190
Caster
>>9012190
Sliver Queen
>>9012258
Because Miku's ass never fails to make my day a little better. Stay awesome, filleranon.
>>9012251
Stop using are nige for your cancer
>>9012249
Nope, there are none.
But I recently wrote a mail to userstyles.org and they said they were going to overhaul the website very soon anyways. I say give them a few more days to implement the selectors.
>>9012190
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>9012233
Hey Raven, got your victory pose from your Cancer Games win the other day.
>>9012281
Damn it.
>Hoshi says he's going to sleep
>Doesn't go to sleep
Every
fucking
time
>>9012190
Pretty Late Adachi
>>9012190
Medusa
>>9012281
Hey Aikawa are we still able to put backgrounds on the slides?
>>9012296
I can't if you're putting all this unnecessary pressure on me, anon. Holy fucking shit.
5 minutes for swaps!
>>9012310
The current userstyles will still work. If you still have it running, you can edit it and swap out the background URLs from the CSS.
But you can't use the website at the moment since they're under construction
>>9012328
Let it be known that if there's any criminals in this game, I will find you and bring you to justice!
>Also this image might be less blurry.
>>9012287
Much appreciated, sir.
>>9012190
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>9012328
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9012328
>>9012237
If possible, can you switch this icon out for that one? I don't know if this will look better or if it will look like shit, but there's really only one way to find out, right?
...Also if anyone can find an online sprite generator so I won't have to resort to making it look like Donkey Kong Country instead of something like >>9012197 or >>9012214, I'd love that.
>>9012328
remove all the shitty NE1 fillers for actual tributes
>>9012328
Please give my place >>9012207 for his>>9012297
>>9012328
I'm paired with one of those NE-1 dogs... Tcchh nevermind, it will only be the fuel that leads me to victory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjfnsRctM74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjfnsRctM74
>>9012328
Swap
>>9012208
>>9012372
>I have to manually edit something
>>9012347
Now you only need to figure out how to fit this buckle on your belt.
>Too thirsty to sleep
>Drink
>Have to piss
>Piss
>Too thirsty to sleep...
>>9012359
>Shitty
Subjective. Be on time next time.
NE-1 cancer taking places of legitimate avas.
>>9012328
Someone swap me in
>>9012279
I need more ass tributes
>>9012359
Something something last night's shitstorm
>>9012380
I wish your name was Succ
>>9012372
>>9012328
Deny this.
>>9012392
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
>>9012410
They should put Miku's ass on the one dollar bill. Fuck Washington.
>>9012328
The fact that eggman is the only person here at level 12 scares me. Oh also use this image for eric instead.
>>9012408
Oh, wait, fuck, I'm in
>>9012410
Here, have a fox ass.
>>9012441
No get that shit out of here
>>9012441
>>9012413
...Ok
>changes name to "succ"
>Now that she's known as "succ" the contract is now obsolete because she signed it with the name "Astaroth"
AH! I knew I would find a way out of this eventually!
>>9012441
Good to know you're into hairy chicks, anon.
just took a shit and forgot they turned the water off so I couldn't wash my hands in the sink... had to use my brita water to wash my hands... cold as hell man.
>>9012486
Pay your bills, dumbass.
>>9012382
Fate's at play and it wants me to play as well. This victory be in your honor.
>>9012416
This little thing will benefit us both in the end. It is up to whoever is governing power this moment so you may get your wish.
>>9012498
Not bills, they are doing construction on our apartment building.
>>9012352
Didn't know they let in rodents in these facilities. First degenerates... now this...
Good luck everyone!
>check back
>some cunt enters your fillers again
also, based farage barrage
>>9012525
As long as I bear this name, it does!
...
...
...
It sure sucks though...
I can stop saving images of anime girls assholes and no I'm not Ramsay
>>9012535
. . . !
Where did all these frogs come from?!?
>>9012535
>
>>9012548
If you can stop then you're not ramsay.
>>9012548
>ramsay
>>9012535
>>9012525
Eh, not entirely pleased with it. I'll fix it for next time.
Anyways, in we go!
>>9012535
No one can resist the talk show host charm.
>>9012534
R-Rodent!?
>The hedgehog looks up to the tall man on black armor.
Why the heck are you calling me a rodent, bub? Didn't your mom ever teach you manners!
>>9012548
Post them so we can judge your taste in assholes properly.
>>9012535
It appears I won't be playing at all. Oh well. It's fun being a spectator.
>>9012577
Manners are for the common folk, humans. You are not a human by any measure. You're nothing but an oversized, filthy rodent.
As for my mother... what about yours? Isn't she rotten in some ditch, like the garbage she is?
>>9012620
Awawa...
DAY ONE
>>9012602
w-well you did want to swap yourself out
>>9012577
>>9012534
...Is there... a problem with rodents being here? And yeah, hedgehogs aren't exactly rodents.
>>9012620
Eh.
>>9012358
it's shitty, but i attempted
>>9012620
Oh come on, you're just saying that...
>>9012628
H-HEY! Cut that out or we're both going to fall!!!
>>9012621
>Immediately, the Hedgehog turns around and runs off quickly. Tiny bits of water, falling onto the floor.
>>9012587
Have one of my older ones
I come too late more often than I should. Keh...
>>9012628
Get away from me...
>>9012628
It's getting cold don't you think?... Come near me, It will bring us a little bit of heat.
>>9012658
No no, it's true!
>>9012664
there there
>pulls off the mask
>>9012667
I don't think I want to know what happened after that!
>>9012671
>>9012628
Is that so? Tcch, enjoy freezing outside then.
>>9012628
Oooh, pretty.
>>9012621
Exactly... why did you do that? He wasn't doing anything to you other than being here.
>>9012644
Yeah, not really what I'm looking for. I'm looking for flat colors instead of shading, not obvious lines between pixels.
>>9012662
Not bad. 7/10 but I docked two points because of the hair.
>>9012602
Indeed it is.
>spectates
>>9012628
Better hold on, don't want to fall now do you? Shake-a shake-a shake-a shake-a shake-a.
>>9012684
You're a lot cuter than I am! Younger too!
>>9012684
I'm on patrol. Criminals, beware!
>>9012639
>>9012691
As a combat training facility, this local should have minimum filth as humanly possible.
And do you honestly think I care about that wretched vermin!? It doesn't belong here, not to mention that thing was only a child.
>>9012661
Ha! And never come back trash!
>>9012628
And that truth is clear as bay. Say? Ray? In any case, I do not mind this result.
>>9012664
Are you late for something or early for something after this? That is the question.
>>9012684
Seeya later anime!
>>9012692
Fucking picky. Have a vocaloid ass.
>>9012694
N-N-NOT FUNNY!
>>9012684
>Embraced by morpheus, she dreams she's in london at night. A heavy rain is soaking the whole place.
>Suddenly, she smells something, and she realizes the rain as turned to gold
>>9012684
>Under the mask is just another mask.
>>9012684
>>9012719
I likes what I likes, not judging.
>judges
9/10
>>9012694
Why did I lose to this kek
>>9012711
b-baka!
>>9012719
Yuno??
>>9012727
>takes pictures
Hehehe...
>>9012743
That's a Luka not a Yuno
>>9012684
>It's supposed to boost healing rate.
>It instead does absolutely nothing.
>Turns out it's just a fancy placebo that cost, after conversion rate between bells and G, 18,000 bells.
>Canine is not happy.
>>9012664
Hey, Plague Knight.
>>9012716
...Okay, as a fellow 'talking animal that walks on two legs', I am personally offended by that.
...Besides, he didn't look that young to me.
>>9012743
...Not the worst luck I've had in my life by a long shot.
Fuck it, it's a 5.
>>9012684
I didn't play undertale, i don't know what bad joke to make here,
>>9012743
>puts her "soaked" clothes into the dumpster
What a shitty dream... and I feel like I've been watched all night.
>somehow she manages to turn the golden shower's drops into real gold in the real world
>uses it to buy a mass destruction weapon
>>9012719
Post your favourite one. Also kys Parsee
>>9012743
>syoko unknowingly eating mushroom
>>9012757
The elevator you're in is like 95% OC and not related to Undertale at all. Someone got murdered there.
Undertale has no blood.
>>9012780
I-It's all than damned guy fault.
>enters the dog house and sleeps there.
I hope no one will make a pet play joke...
>>9012743
Baka? Is this some sort of hip young kid phrase?
>>9012780
>Tucks the child in.
You'll catch a cold like that.
>>9012717
It'd be both, but as of now I'm just plain late.
>>9012755
Yes, yes, hello...erm...dog.
>>9012735
Not them but posting because why not.
>>9012743
I don't want to eat you, you probably taste disgusting, but i need fiid and im out of energy pizza so you're gonna have to do.
>>9012776
I'm not Parsee and no I won't pull out my favorite since I'm only showing those at the bottom of the barrel
>>9012780
All this stuff looks so familiar.
Oh wait, this is my house.
>>9012755
Be offended, be angry. Though at the end of day, nothing but the human race is important. Dragons, demons, even Gods shall bow to our superior intelligence and might!
As for you... I don't want to repeat myself.
>>9012693
I am pleased you can agree with me. Several things can be learned alone just from witnessing it. Now tell me what you are spectating so I can join you. Is it the game perhaps?
>>9012804
Do not despair bird-faced child. I expect we will be able to participate in another in game in under eight hours.
>Runescape client keeps telling you to update drivers
>Your driver is so old it's no longer being updated
S-shut up bakas!
>>9012816
kek
>>9012774
>thinks "what a baby"
>>9012835
Child?! Who are you calling a child?!
>>9012807
That asshole has seen some traffic, or the artist doesn't know that assholes and vaginas are separate holes. 7/10
>>9012847
Uhh...
Nice hair.
>>9012780
>...What.
>Well, time to make your "Lucky is a bitch" jokes here.
>FemLucky attempts to reverse this by going through the door again. I'm just going to assume this succeeds because I don't have any good female Lucky pics. I'm using this one because it kinda looks like he's in a dress.
>>9012823
Oh. ...So you're just speciesist. Why don't you shut up and actually show your """human superiority""" in the arena, huh?
>>9012847
Nice moves.
>>9012868
Well it is miku after all
>>9012847
So bored...
>Sees a villager.
Hey! You! Yes the cutie over there, let's talk a bit!
>The stranger draws near, greets her and asks "What is your name"
My Name? Huuh... mh... it's... it's *gulps down* it's Succ....
>The old guy doesn't have time for dumb shit like this and leaves.
H-Hey! Come back! It's not my fault I have this name!
...
I hate you Aikawa!
>>9012847
What do you think of THESE moves.
>>9012847
So this is your special ability? A shame it seems to be as useless as Top Man's ability. No reason to copy it.
>>9012868
This one has likely seen more.
>>9012855
The one that looks like one of course! Now is this plague get up one of the phases someone your age goes through? It piques my interest.
>>9012910
her pussy is going to eat me
>missed hungertale
>>9012880
Why so I show my ideal...? Why, it's already in motion. And I don't have to lift a finger. For as you see now, I see about... maybe 13 humans in the battlefield.
>>9012880
It's fine he already looks like a girl~
>>9012938
>tribute dies in bloodbath
>>9012920
Not if you eat it first.
>>9012941
What about this?
>>9012880
>>9012900
>matches
>>9012894
You succ!
Hehehe...
Do you want your old name back yet?
>>9012951
Ah finally someones to talk with in this shithole. Do you like vodka?
Lucky is the best trap in all of HG
>>9012938
talking to a training dummy in the bloodbath killed me
>>9012950
Yeah, that's cause more humans entered. Numbers doesn't say anything.
>>9012951
Mrf.
>Wounded doggos make great jumpers, apparently.
>>9012951
>>9012975
H-HEY! You watch your language, missy!
Don't you think it's a little cold to be dressed like that?! And drinking!?
>>9012973
Yes I wa-!
No I mean no! Who needs a name like Astaroth? Succ is perfect!
>breasts inflate with pride
>>9011796
I want a lapdance from Kamina
>>9012959
9.9/10 Fantastic asshole.
>>9012916
I am not a child, you wench! And this "get-up" is necessary for what I do!, but you wouldn't know that, now would you? Hee hee hee!
>>9012969
kek
>>9012951
I'm sure she'll be fine down there in the mysterious darkness.
>>9013015
heh
>>9012988
Oh well, you cannot get cold if you drink enough. The burning taste of beer is enough to keep you warm.
>oozes one before her eyes
Are you sure you don't want some? It must be a pain to walk with such a big armor
>>9012984
Numbers don't say anything... numbers don't say anything?
Are you daft?
>Berkut
>>9013015
Top quality
>>9012988
>>9013031
>"flaunts" instead of "oozes"
>I'm tired and confused.
>>9012993
Last one since I don't want to spam the thread like an asshole.
>>9013031
I don't drink. I'm on the watch for criminals!
>>9013002
Oh right, how could I ever forget? Children don't like being called that. From now on, I will refer you as a teenager. I am quite aware of what plagues and other things like that consists of. Do you? It is odd that you decided to honor such a terrible thing.
>Lucky will never give you the Knot
>>9013057
Another self-proclamed Hero, huh?
Well too bad then.
>swallows her beer.
But tell me.
Who watches the watcher?
>>9013055
8.5/10 Anatomy's a little fucked but Miku's ass is divine. Thanks for the pronz
A consolation for Lucky in a moment
>>9012237
>>9012358
Here, made this, check it out.
>Aikawa
>>9013089
>Animal Crossing on the Commodore 64
>>9013075
I'm a cop.
>Flashes a police badge.
I am sworn to protect the innocent from harmful criminals. Like pirates! I captured four pirates the other day!
>>9013088
Well... I don't think anyone will mind if I take a nap here.
>>9013088
Oh.... You again.
Well, how is the white little rodent doing since last time?
>>9013087
Oh and this because fuck everything.
>>9012982
>>9012951
>>9013074
>...Pic related.
>>9013046
All that the numbers say is that more humans entered the arena in the first place. Not that the humans are actually any better in the arena.
Judging from the arena's location in an area mostly inhabited by humans, and people like you driving away any competition, the numbers saying jack shit becomes even more obviou-
>>9013088
>Lucky dies like a bitch.
>>9013089
>That's actually pretty awesome, thanks!
>>9013088
> Vinny
>>9013099
That doesn't answer my... nevermind.
>eyes glitter when she sees the badge.
So tell me... "officer" do we get any reward if we help you capturing "criminals" ?
Why do we let furfags like lucky in HG?
>>9013088
No hard feelings right lucky? It's all about self preservation, plus it's not like you're going to stay dead anyway.
>>9013109
Disgusting.
>>9013125
Well, I get paid to do my job, so... I guess?
I've never had a helper before.
>>9013073
Oh for the love of- I'm not a teenager! I am a knight! And it's not terrible, it's beautiful! Don't you appreciate alchemy, disease, and explosives? Of course you don't!
Good choice, Togame!
>>9013131
Because he's not /tlhg/.
>>9013145
I won't rest until I know for certain there aren't any criminals crawling around!
>>9013145
>>9012835
Nope, I'm spectating you.
It's a nice view, you should try it.
>>9013145
Aaaah! Surprise murder!
>>9013141
Nice!
That being said, I'm pretty sure that this guy : >>9013142
Is a terrorist making weapons of mass destruction! He doesn't even hide them!
...
Can I get the money now!
>>9013145
>she didn't want to catch Reigen, he just happened to catch her and threatened to bring her down with him.
>>9013132
>Lucky respawns.
Naw, naw, you're fine, man.
>>9013154
I'll enjoy showing you personally how full of shit you are, then.
>>9013145
>thanks for hosting
>>9013199
rest in peace
>>9013183
>>9013142
!!!!!!
>>9013205
>>9013205
>>9013217
>Is having a nice dream.
>>9013205
>sleeps
>the snails put their disgusting slimes all over her body
>it triggers a very special dream inside her mind
>It involves [REDACTED]
>>9013184
Ha! Just try dog.
>>9013183
Keh? What? Who are you?
>>9013206
And what are you?!
>>9013142
Are you sure about your own assessment? You don't resemble any of the knights I have heard about. I can appreciate and learn of all of those things separately. All together sounds like it can make quite a mess.
>>9013172
I do make an interesting sight, don't I? Very well, I shall join you in the spectating of myself.
Where exactly are you looking? My head go can only go in so many directions.
>>9013251
I-I have an anonymous tip that you're carrying d-deadly weapons!?
>>9013237
heeeeeeeh
>>9013205
Can I not sleep here and instead find some small space that isn't filled with snails to rest in?
>>9013132
>>9013184
>>9013205
Never before has what has happened in the arena been this canon.
>>9013251
>>9013206
I could have sworn we already met Plague Knight. Oh well, you may not know me, but I know you.
She's a cop, you're going to be arrested for making chemical weapons of mass destruction.
Nothing personnal.
>>9013205
Please statue man, forgive me for my sins-BLAAUGH!
>Eric proceeds to vomit all over the statue, visibility drunk.
>>9013237
>you will never spime the succ
>>9013254
I'm trying not to be rude, so I won't focus on places where you wouldn't want me to stare.
I must say though, you've chosen a lovely colour to wear. And it's a great contrast with your eyes.
>>9013282
You should follow always your dreams and hubris anon... even if they lead you to destruction.
>>9013270
>grumbles
>>9013274
>>9013237
>matches
>>9013309
Don't match me with random strangers!!
>so angry she kicks togame into a black hole
>>9013309
Be more careful with that rope!
GHOST SLIME
>>9013309
> but who's corpse is it
>>9013305
Hey semen demon, where did you hang out before finding hg and when did you join us? This is an obvious OOC question.
>>9013309
>>9013309
What're we matching?
>>9013254
I've heard that a lot, that all knights should have shining armor and whatnot. Well, it's bunk! And of course it's messy! Did you expect it to be a squeaky clean sort of work? How foolish!
>>9013263
Depends. Would you call explosive potions deadly weapons? Hee hee!
>>9013280
Perhaps. The brain's a bit shoddy after all these yea-
...Keh?!
>>9013275
At this point the simulator is being more the coincidental.
>>9013356
What do you plan on doing with those?!?
>>9013332
Probably his
>>9013340
F
>>9013353
your history!
>>9013371
>Has another nice dream.
>>9013371
Aikawa I'm beginning to believe you don't want me to win these games
>>9013339
>April 5th 2017
>On 4chan? Sometimes /lit/ but I heard of a secret board and I decide to check. I remembered having heard of the HG simulator when it first came out and decided to check, I saw there was RP, saw there was an astaroth pic in my PC and decided to join the bandwagon
>>9013371
Can wr instead match the parts of my body back together?
>>9013368
Yeah, pretty much. I... don't have an explanation for that.
>>9013371
...I thought shooting stars were supposed to give you fancy furniture. Or, at least, that's what Mom told me when I was a pup.
>>9013370
Using them! What else?
>>9013283
Please, I don't mind. I am quite aware of the nice shape my body has grown into. If you desire so, you can spectate all you want. Oh dear, that was two compliments I wasn't expecting. You will be pleased to know that neither of those will change anytime soon.
>>9013356
If many people has told you, then maybe it is a problem? I expect one to try and keep it from getting messy. All of those things combined could create a super weapon, wiping out anything within a planetary radius. That could be awful potentially!
>>9013405
FOR WHAT!?!?
>>9013275
w-woah
>>9013387
w-who are you?
Please stand by!
>>9013421
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>Poofs out of existence.
>>9013421
AIKAWA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9013356
No, it's just that it's difficult to miss you with all the fumes you're spreading everyday.
>>9013371
>sees a shooting star
>wishes for a normal night for once
>fells asleep
>For the first time of the game, she has a nice, delightful dream... according to a succubus's standards of course.
>>9013407
Err, you should change them sometimes though. They might get smelly after a while...
>>9013421
Aikawa? H-heh, we're friends yes? We're just joking around right?
Dontletmedieplease!
You won't have anymore wishes if I die!
>>9013421
>That is actually the most creative event I have yet seen. Bravo.
>>9013421
> corrupts into nothingness
>>9013430
WHAT!
>>9013446
Thanks!
>>9013445
Not my choi-----
>
>>9013407
Or potentially awe-inspiring! Ah hah hah! Believe me, when ingredients for an explosive get mixed, isn't an accidental bigger boom a blessing in disguise?
>>9013415
...Exploding things. You're not the brightest star in the sky, are you?
>>9013431
Ah, is it time to wash this cloak yet again? I cannot remember the last time, so it certainly is. Thank you for the reminder! Hee hee!
>>9013393
I see, thank you for answering.
>>9013475
>>9013429
>A glitch in the matrix made the police officer disappear.
>>9013468
...
Sigh...
Fuck... I'm getting back my old name, I'm tired of all this.
>>9013443
I don't think my eye color will start to smell anytime soon. Or ever really. But thank you for your concern.
>>9013475
So you want this to happen? My mistake then! I had thought you were a sane child! Good luck with your work!
>>9013493
Succs to be you!
NOW...
WHO WILL WIN
>>9013464
Vinny no
>>9013511
B O W L I N G
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>>9013499
I meant your clothes and you know it, too!
>>9013525
This reeks from the stupid anon that keeps thirsting after girls
>>9013475
Well, trust to be told I denounced you to that weird blue-skinned cop girl... but she didn't give me any money for that and it seems she's totally useless anyway.
No hard feelings?
>>9013511
This is getting old. You should ask Lenny to teach you how to make puns one of these days
>>9013464
>Click on this gif to enlarge it.
>As soon as I do, Pandora on my phone starts skipping and then crashes entirely.
>mfw
>>9013491
...This is fine. Hah hah!
>>9013499
I'm not a child, you vixen! Go back to the brothel or wherever!
>>9013546
Red, we know it's you shitposting when the English is this shit. Not that you're wrong.
>>9013550
>>9013475
>truth to be told*
>tired.exe
>>9013558
sweet my disguise work
>>9013511
>>9013522
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9013525
You saw through my whimsy. Good for you! You shouldn't worry about my clothes either. I have a nurse outfit I wear just as much as this.
>>9013551
Oh right, you're a teenager. You will have to keep reminding me. Hm? Why would I go back to somewhere I have never been?
>>9013577
grats yukine
>>901357
AIKAWA THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME GETTING SO CLOSE!!!!!!!
>>9013580
You're a nurse?
Huh, thought you were a stewardess.
>>9013577
NE1 IS INFINITE
LONG LIVE NE1
NE1 IS INFINITE
LONG LIVE NE1
>>9013577
>blinks eye
So you're telling me...
One of these NE-1 dogs just won?
...
>>9013577
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>9013597
Not when it counts
>>9013597
what kind of dogs are NE1 members?
Golden Retrievers?
Chiwawas?
Cats?
>>9013577
Congratulations, Student. Thank you for hosting, Aikawa.
>>9013618
I don't know. What I do know is that all of 'em are bitches.
>>9013618
>Chiwawas
Chihuahuas.