What's the best cooking game?

>>9011503
Have you tried cooking? Its really not difficult if you can afford quality ingredients. See your own webm for proof.

Cook. Serve. Delicious
I forgot about it but I feel like re-downloading it. They're also making a sequel

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starwars galaxies

>>9011504
That looked pretty hard.

>>9011503
Isn't that dude a renowned terrorist or some kind of human trafficker?

>>9011507
Start with simple stuff. Tonight's homework for you: a mushroom omelette.

Breath of the wild cooking is fun, but I dont know if I could say its the best.
As far as games with the best food, Muramasa makes me so hungy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjrK5-vPkw

>>9011508
No, he's just a normie meme.

>>9011509
>botw cooking
>fun
What the fuck

>>9011503
dragon crown

>>9011503
That meat looks like shit, i wouldn't even give it to my dog.

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>>9011503
pick a cooking mama
any cooking mama

>>9011507
Are you joking he literal took a stake and put it on a grill. If that's hard for you then maybe you should kill yourself now.

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>>9011506
Crafting/Cooking in that game is so much fun and deep, it's unbelieveable no game has tried to mimick it so far.

>>9011513
It was very marbled with fat. Was bright pink and red on the inside too. Perhaps he is a fan of cooking with ja/ck/? :)

>>9011514
I wanna fuck mama

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>>9011517
I can't believe I share a planet with this person.

>>9011506
Thanks mister skeltal

>>9011511
run headfirst into a wall and make sure that helmet is okay anon

>>9011516
Sauce now anon

>>9011519
I want to love and protect Mama.

>>9011516
Source

>>9011517
america/10

>>9011517
What is this? Some kind of retarded quiche?

Dragon's Crown cooking mini game is legit good

best I've seen

>>9011516
H na Toshiue no Hitozuma Onna Joushi Bon, if anyone else other than me wants saouc

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>>9011503
>salt bae will never slap your ass like a raw piece of meat

>>9011517
MORE JA/CK/ PLEASE

>>9011522>>9011522
Choosing ingredients and watching it cook itself isn't fun. It's like saying the feline meals in monster hunter is fun.

>>9011520
>person
that's a sentient colony of e.coli

>>9011517
Jackposting should be a bannable offense.

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>>9011525
>>9011523
Oda Non is the artisté

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>>9011536
It isn't?

>>9011530
>salt bae will never share an expensive cut of meat with you while asking you what your favorite build in dark souls 2 was

>>9011531
all calories, zero nutrition

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>>9011531

What does that even taste like, why.

I could do the raman and doritos if I was starving, but all that extra shit, why.

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>>9011538
holy fuck how does he do it.

>>9011539
pure str with dual powerstanced ugs
you?

>>9011531

what the literal fuck. This is just pre cooked noodles with doritos and a shit ton of ketchup and mayo.
Ignoring the fact this is unhealthy as fuck, people actually pay to eat this shit?

>>9011531
do you have any more of these?

>>9011538
>eating science experiments
How is this man not dead?

>>9011541
>>9011545
dorilocos / tostilocos
apparently it's a big thing in Mexico

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>>9011544

>>9011541
Mix of spices, tastes good.

>>9011545
Yes, its $2 tops.

Auschwitz simulator

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>>9011542
A lot of practice on Cooking Mama

>>9011544
why

>>9011548

mcdonald looks like gourmet compared with that shit

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>>9011544
people who eat raw meat are on the same level as vegans

>>9011543
I honestly just ran around with a couple of raw daggers R1 spamming shit. Stacked health and stamina and just cut shit up for days. I think I carried a mace or two for armored enemies.
Was DS2 or DS3 the one where the Raw ASS was super popular? I just remembered that was a thing and the name always amuses me.

>>9011550

>2 dolaritos

Well, at least the price fits what you are shoving down your throat.
Good enough to fill your stomach if you are hungry I guess.

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>>9011556
what's wrong with eating raw?

>>9011503
>watch while cooking

steak fucking ruined.

>>9011552

100% he just wanted to look like wolverine

>>9011555
Pretty cool, until I saw the what looks like cheese and raisins.

>>9011558
DS3

>>9011555
wtf is this shit

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>>9011555

what the fuck did i just watch?

>>9011503
Cooking with Hitler

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>>9011555

Some kind of dessert disaster

>>9011555
That reminds me of that webm where the chef just smashes it on the table, throws some seasonings at it and walks off
And it's supposed to be like a $200 dessert or some shit.

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>>9011556
>cooking your food
lmao

>>9011552
>>9011544
someone explain this person to me pls
he must know what he produced is inedible
he knows, right?

How the fuck is Jack not dead yet

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>>9011538
What the actual fuck, how does he manage to do this?

>>9011545
Its Clamato and Cream, not ketchup and Mayo, that would be disgusting.

>>9011555
I was tempted to close this halfway and assume it was just a fucking rock on a plate that they lit on fire for a second. And I could have gone the rest of my whole life thinking that. I wish I had because the "reveal" here looks gross and disappointing.

>>9011547
His immune system has evolved to superhuman levels due to constant exposure to e. coli and salmonella.

>Tfw ja/ck/ isn't your personal cook

why live

>>9011571
Why are people so shitty to rental cars? The last one I had had toenail clippings on the seat.

>>9011571

Why would you do that?

>>9011557

There is literally no taste, no texture, nothing to experience from this type of "dishes"
This is just random shit thrown with tons of grease to mask the flavor

It's food to fill your stomach till you can't eat anymore. Nothing else

>>9011531

That looks absolutely disgusting

>>9011560
just tell me these aren't worms

>>9011531
People think America is the fattest country, when really its Mexico. This dish is very popular there.

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>>9011580

This webm is pure magic

>mfw that ham just falls apart in his hands

Does Jack have a legitimate motor neuron disorder? Autism? Partial down's syndrome?

He's not fully human, either way.

>that story he told on some shitty tv special where he calmly explained how he strangled and nearly killed his son for "disrespecting" him

>>9011580
Thank you for this, Anon. I needed a palette cleanser.

>>9011506
i need her name

I don't need this shit today.

>>9011546
Search "Tostitos/Doritos Preparados" in youtube.
"Verduros" too.

>>9011503
>cutting it before it's finished cooking

LOVELY DRY STEAK.

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>>9011569
Found the youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtsQkuuZeyg

>>9011581
he's mad he can't buy a car and has to rent it
he's "showing it to the man"

How do I learn how to cook? Like, not looking at recipes and stuff, but techniques and do's and don'ts for fundamentals.

>>9011535
>>9011531
>>9011517
>>9011503

is this how you trigger /ck/?

>>9011555
>rich white people food
Kek

>>9011506

>Sunbathing naked
>Still covers tits

females...

>>9011595
practice

>>9011595
Watch top tier chef videos by people like Gordon Ramsay prepare simple dishes and then just copy what they do.

The trick with cooking isn't ingredients, it's knowing the proper amount of time to cook things. Trial and error, just keep trying.

>>9011585
where exactly? i've never seen this kind of shit

>>9011503
That fucking knife technique makes me cringe. Use the flat of the blade to tip the meat over, don't reach over the cutting area with your opposite hand.

>>9011595
look at recipes, follow directions, eventually you will know what to do without directions

>>9011593
>"Heres your shit, fatties. Eat up."

>>9011595
Look for guides in youtube.

Trail and error, lots of it.

>>9011595

Subscribe to Jack's cooking channel, you will learn all the do's.

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>>9011593
If I had money I would waste it too
I would laugh my ass off during that
This shit is so ridiculous

>>9011565
A tourist bait meme pizza.

>>9011538
That's pretty thick.

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Overcooked is fun with friends

>>9011584
don't worry, they're only flesh eating parasites

>>9011604
>you will never be a disgruntled chef who can make millions by throwing frozen peas at rich people and calling it fine dining.

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>>9011597
>rich white people
>shitty looking restaurant
>Mexican or Asian child at the table

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*cooks autistically*

>>9011610
DELICIOUS MEDIUM RARE E COLI

>>9011506
doot

>>9011584
They're not worms, don't worry.

They're tapeworms

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>>9011595
Just watch Ja/ck/ and do the opposite of what he does
Also just practice, it's all in the timing

>>9011596
It's impossible to trigger /ck/. We've given up on cooking because of how many memes we have. We even have an /r9k/ tier alcoholism general. I haven't learned anything on /ck/ other than the difference between chili and chili con carne.

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>>9011602
He runs a fucking restaurant, i'm sure he'd listen to the advice of some sperg on /v/.

>>9011584
Tapeworms, have you ever wondered why the japanese have those sticky things to check for them often?

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>>9011571

>>9011580
>yfw they used to throw away the burnt ends

What the fuck were people thinking

>>9011614
>Indie Game: The movie

>>9011614
>puts it on a plate
>immediately takes it off the plate to cut it
>puts it back on the plate again

>>>no meat, just a cheese sandwich
kek

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>>9011615
pleb

>>9011560
Thats an enemy from one of the later Resident Evils. Duh.

>>9011593

As a career chef I understand that food can be art but this is the equivalent of "crudely carved wooden sculpture of man sucking himself off".

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>>9011601
>where exactly?

Mexico.

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>>9011503

This guy is like if Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to make a parody chef character.

>>9011595
The easiest way is to just start cooking for yourself more often, and to try new things. Get out of your comfort zone, and challenge yourself. Just practice and keep at it.

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>>9011618

>>9011601
Not him but its the style of that kind of food.

Doritos/Tostitos/Sabritas with corn and stuff.

>>9011595
Work part time in a kitchen. My sandwich making skills have inscreased exponentially. As well as my willingness to prepare fresh ingredients

>>9011626

even the buns look raw

>>9011506
Cute skeleton

>>9011610
this guy is more offensive than /pol/tards crying over literally everything on other boards

>>9011503
Based salt bae

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one lobster coming right up!

>>9011613
>so butthurt you make shit up
Kek, struck a nerve

>>9011637
We get it, you're a cuck.

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I really wish there were more cooking games

>>9011620
And I'm a meat cutter by trade. For any good cutting technique, home kitchen or professional, you never want anything of you to come in the vicinity of where the knife is cutting. Shit is fucking basic.

>>9011631
even if it's starting off real simple, hell I started off just throwing some extra seasonings into my microwave meals and pan frying microwave burgers and topping it with some extras.
Next thing you'll just be making your own shit.

>>9011518
He seared it and then was going to finish it in hot butter at the table

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>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW that eat their steak well done

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>>9011515
>stake

I'm dying.

>>9011625
What, you wanna fuck your plates up by cutting shit on them? Because that's a good way to snap a plate in two.

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>>9011641
>t. newfag from 2016

>>9011639

>People actually eat that

how

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>>9011639
this kills the lobster

I'm the chef on ps1 is my fav cooking game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opo_rMYKiJI

>>9011503
Is this where the salt meme drop came from?

>>9011582
it's an SNL skit

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>>9011639

>this kills the lobster

>>9011596
Every

Single

Webm

Thread

On /ck/ has a dozen Jack webms posted. And a dozen of those mexican chip packet abominations. It's infuriating.

>>9011644
you don't need to ease your way into cooking, just do what the recipe says

there is nothing remotely difficult about cooking

>>9011650
it's delicious

>>9011648
What kind of cheap fucking plates can't take the pressure of a knife cutting through something as soft as a grilled cheese sandwich?
Are you also motor impaired like Ja/ck/ and can't help but scratch ceramic plates when eating something with a fork?

>>9011639
Holy fuck, dude.

>>9011653
That was from some outside barbecue but same guy of course

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Can't believe you fuckers started a ja/ck/ thread without me. I probably won't even post his webms now. Have this one instead.

We got promoted!

>>/v/375202444
Who would have guessed that cooking games are off topic to video games!

>>9011651

>he left the sticker on the apple

WTF

>>9011669
Is this something mods have been told to do now? Haven't been here for a while.

daily reminder that mods are fags

>>9011677
mods just angry that he can't cook as well as ja/ck/

>>9011639
I'm no expert but I thought the proper thing to do was to just drop them in boiling water

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>>9011639
that's some sharp knife

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What the fuck is with Jack? Why is it that everything he makes is fucking disgusting? I don't know if I could even trust him with a basic PB&J.

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>>9011661

>>9011697
What even is that?

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>>9011700
stop being entitled

>>9011657

>there is nothing remotely difficult about cooking

from a recipe*

>>9011693
he grilled them

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>>9011728

Are you retarded?

>>9011728
Pork picnic. The firm layer on the outside is the rind. Crisps up nice in the oven for crackling.

>>9011693
that's what civilized peoples do but chinks are souless

>>9011732
if someone can't figure out how to boil pasta or cook meat without becoming sick then maybe he should stick to the recipe

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hehe

>second time in a thread that got moved to /trash/
>decide to look at the other threads
Jesus fuck, I'm glad the mods didn't just kill the thread but it's helluva lot more palatable than all the other threads in this shithole

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>>9011782

I can fix that.

>>9011782
It's literally just furry/pony stuff

>>9011782
Yeah this board is a failed experiment

>>9011728
A knife.

>>9011782
What exactly did you expect from a board called trash?

>>9011837

Quality content

>>9011837
I dunno. More fun off-topic threads like this one (ex: sleepover threads that go way too homo or /that kid/ threads that stop talking about vidya). A bulk of the other threads here seem like they should have just been canned.

there should be a trash board for blue boards that doesn't let you make new threads

>>9011759
Its actually more humane to just end their lives rather than drag it out by boiling them alive.

>>9011881
This also functions as a normal board so it's not like every thread here has been moved from another board

>>9011903

Which is really what it should be. No one should be able to make a thread here.

>>9011885
>>9011931
Agreed. As it sits, no different from just throwing threads into /b/

>>9011595
Watch Jacques Pepin
Cooking is my career and that's how I learned

>Actually tried one of Jack's "masterpieces"
>Literally got food poisoning and had to go to the hospital

Fuck that fat fuck

>>9011979
Was it Aunt Myrnas Party Cheese Salad?

>>9011979
Please don't tell me it was his aunt's party salad casserole thing

>>9011952
Really, they can move threads to other boards as well. I've seen /a/ threads moved to /e/. This board solves a problem that wasn't really there.

>>9011989
>>9011993

That hivemind, and it was

>>9011778
I could never watch past the initial dunk, but Jesus! He put it in COLD oil!

>>9012035
If it were hot oil he would've burned his kitchen down with how shallow that fucking pan is

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>>9012035
Jack is really bad at heating up oil.

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>>9012074
>that sad plop

>>9011801
I'm hoping you are keeping the homo horse thread alive anon

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>>9012027
haha, my condolences

>>9012119

I am not because it is full of name fags and assholes.

>>9011503
This dude is hot.

>>9012155

amazing cook too even though he i sblind

>>9012074
>ja/ck/ is really bad at everything
Ftfy

>>9012406

He's married and has kids so he's better than you at something.

>>9012435

>Married
>Going to lose half his shit in divorce

yea I don't think so timothy

>>9012435
>married
Check
>has kids
Why waste my youth? Also, having children isn't much of an accomplishment.

Papa's Wingeria

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Cooking with Hitler

>>9018290
kek

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>>9011503
Cooking mama?
Work at pizza place on rococks?
Diner dash?
Those are my 3 answers

>>9012752
this