ERP Thread That Better Have Been OP Edition Previous: >>9007303

The fuck happened?

Wtf

>>9010383
Seems like OP deleted the thread

>>9010383
OP probably deleted it because Lupin started shitposting Mecha every other post.

>>9010383
I'm going to hope and assume that it was OP who deleted the thread because of the shitposting and not a mod.

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(Reposting.)

>>9010248
>Marcy cries out into her pillow, losing herself to her orgasm as the cum floods into her depths, giving her the relief she'd been hunting for so long. Her entire body goes stark stiff, attempting to recover from the sudden overwhelming rush of pleasure, but ultimately going limp and collapsing down onto the mattress. She can hardly even manage to peel her face away from her drool-stained sheets long enough to voice her satisfaction.
Haah...Anon, that was...I love...
>She trails off, falling asleep with his dick still inside of her. As far as she was concerned, she was more than pleased with what she'd been given.
>It was good to be back.

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>>9010396
>>9010402
These guys are pathetic

If the person playing Marceline is still in this thread: thanks a ton for that, it was fun as hell and I've been wanting to lewd the vamp for a while now.

>>9010405
>>9010409

>>9010405
(Please don't stop playing her when Paul's ban runs out. You might be able to force him to pick a different character to blogpost with.)

>>9010406
>Mecha's 3 or 4 posts every other thread is worth you throwing a 10+ post fit in dead hours

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>It's another OP deletes the thread episode

>>9009964 (repost..again. Misaka)
>Her jeering of the man did earn a flustered laugh out of him-and though he attempted to downplay it, he never once denied the claims he made. They were true, after all.
Jeez, way to make me sound like a scumbag. Comon, it's not jail worthy at the least! I'm sure plenty of people have thoughts like mine.
>He reasoned, and no matter how true this may be, he stilled looked awfully guilty looking her up and down through the silence that came between them.
>That's when, for once, he actually seemed stunned-wordless, if just for a moment at her offer.
I...I earned an evening? You don't mean...
>He mumbled the last part-of course she meant it. Hell, this whole conversation was about saying what you meant!
I...uh. Wow. Shit, should I take you somewhere nicer than this, or something? I didn't exactly come with a plan for where to go.
>He began, flustered fully now, but suddenly very eager from the look on his face whenever he was regarding her-only once dipping away to try and find some place to take her.
Not that I don't want to...far from it!
>He clarified something she probably could tell at a glance. And not just from his face, either.

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>>9010406
Nah, I don't give a fuck about shitposting. I'd just rather that be the reason for the deletion than having mods just start purging threads.

In either case, this one is staying up.

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>>9010441
>People call out Jinx for circlejerking
>Oh but not Mecha, he's special

>>9010458
Both spats of shitposting are more cancer than a bunch of posters chatting friendly like with each other. Kill yourself.

>>9010463
This.

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>>9010409
(Happy to hear it. I'm glad I could be of assistance. This vamp was made to be lewded.)

>>9010434
(I'm tempted. I dunno if you could tell, but I kind of rushed just because of the time constraint. I didn't have time to build a folder or really get her speech patterns down, so I understand that this session was a little rocky.)

So has ERP seen any good movies lately? I watched The Void last weekend. It was cool as hell.

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>Thread dies as I post my reply
>Can't recover it
[Autistic screeching]

>>9010474
Kill yourself.

>>9010474
I lost an opportunity to have a session, plus wouldn't the archive have it?

>>9010463
>>9010465
Fuck off Hotaru

>>9010474
>This feel
I know it. Almost happened to me. Christ.

You think you'll be able to make do, or have you been drained of motivation?

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>>9010451
Really? I mean, really? Pftahahahaha….
>Misaka bursted into a wild laughter, shaking her head and then tapping the man’s arm with a hand, probably shocking it a couple of times before speaking up, wiping the tears off her eyes. Sighing and smiling at the man with that same smug grin, the railgun shrugged and placed her hands on her hips.
Oh dear… Seriously, what’s up with that? Guys are always like this: When they finally get the girl, guys have no idea how to proceed! What’s with that? Ah well… How about you take me shopping or something like that?
Or maybe buy me some crepes or ice-cream. I don’t know, I’m giving you full reign over me and you do nothing but mumble around like a fool.
>Shrugging her shoulders, Misaka sighed in amusement.
I don’t know if I should be amused or disappointed. Probably a bit of this or a bit of that.

>>9010483
Why?

>>9010495
Apparently not.

>>9010515
Nah, I'm good. I'll just retyped my reply.

>>9010474
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9007303/#9009964

>>9010536
Kill yourself.

>>9010470
Would you be up for another session? I would love to pound that vampire's ass.

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>>9010577
(Maybe in a little while. I've still gotta build a proper folder and work on getting her "voice" right. Besides, I still have decide if I want to bear the cross of making Paul screech and spam the thread because I "stole" his waifu.)

>>9010610
You didn't stole anything.
You recovered her.

P O S T
C A R D S

>>9010610
That's true. Wouldn't want to step on the wrong toes and have the whole thread turn to shit because of it I'll catch another time if you decide to pick her up for good.

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>>9010641

Reminder Mecha was worse for these threads then moving it to /trash/

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>>9010610
(I still have* to decide. Sheesh. Maybe I have to decide if I should take a nap, too.)

>>9010622
(I'm happy to hear it. But leaving well enough alone and letting Paul keep his precious vampire reaction images causes less grief than encouraging him to shitpost.)

>>9010646
(Thanks for understanding. I'll try to come around again soon.)

>>9010649
Is this a card?

>>9010667
No, it's a meme.

>>9010667
Something that Tsuyu made for past ava's. Most of them are gone.

>>9010536
>He regarded her with an increasingly sheepish grin the longer she pressed him. He guessed she had a point about that, he couldn't deny. Furrowing his brow at the thought, he realized he was probably over thinking the matter. So, he turned up to look at her again.
Well...it was more a surprise to me, I guess. Is that so wrong to ask what YOU'D wanna do instead of immediately ordering you to bend over for me?
>He hesitates, tapping his chin for a second.
...On second thought, maybe I should just say that.
>He snorted at the thought, though it had been on his mind.
Fine. If I have you for an evening, to do whatever I actually want, then comon. I'll spare you being right by the road, at least.
>If she followed after that, he'd guide her around the corner, between two buildings, a narrow alleyway that was at least mostly hidden from street-side. It was there he'd turn back to her.
I'm definitely not against going out for ice cream or something. But that can wait. I told you I was interested in your thighs, right? Well...maybe you should let me get a better look. As in, without the skirt.
>He hesitated, though his voice was just as sturdy as what he had said earlier, speaking his mind.
And whatever's underneath, too.

>>9010659
Mecha is pretty terrible, but come on anon.

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>>9010641

>>9010697
How is he bad anyway
People keep saying he's bad but I see a guy show up for two or three posts once a day and that's it.

>>9010712
I Can Has Cheezburger?

>>9010714
The biggest issue for me is that he doesn't really roleplay at all. He just blogposts

>>9010661
He's going to keep shitposting us whether or not you keep playing Marcy.

>>9010714
He just attentionwhores, and whenever anyone calls him out on it his friends come in and shitpost and derail constantly, as well as just generally post saying how much they love him all the time in the threads. He's obnoxious as fuck.

>>9010741
I only realize he exists because his irrelevant posts make people so angry.

>>9010741
Most people here do that. What make Mecha worse than them?

>>9010712
Welcome back Wendy. Are you too busy to continue right now?

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>>9010732
I don't know, can you has cheezeburger? Maybe speak some language that's not from 2007, then I'll think about it.

>>9010749
You guys are trying to make him a new Owain and it's just really funny to watch.

>>9010757
Mecha isn't worse, but he's definitely pretty terrible.
I'd say he's probably maybe the 3rd or 4th worst person in the threads. Paul being the 1st obviously.

>>9010773
Wasn't he cucked by Owain?

>>9010765
Curse!
something.
something.
Shitpost you!

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>>9010741
Can you tell me where the Mecha touched you? He touched your pee pee?

>>9010765
Nice ass

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>>9010761
Sorry, boy, I'm busy roasting McDonald's on Twitter, perhaps another time, maybe hang out with the other girls?

>>9010773
Someone asked a question, I answered it. He's not a person I care about at all or would ever bring up.

>>9010799
Darn. Make sure you get that creepy clown good.

>>9010782
Who is the 2nd worst?

>>9010782
What sort of newfag has to think Mecha is near Paul, Bolin, Peridot, Alpha, or a laundry list of other cancers for just showing up for two posts to say 'lol gay' at his friends? It's retarded behavior but you guys blow it out of proportion.
But the Owain meme is still alive after like half a year so you guys are basically dumb.

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>>9010789
>being this triggered by the very obvious fact that Mecha doesn't actually contribute to anything to the threads
This is ERP, not your fucking blog.
I only barely tolerate Jinx's blog posting because she at least on occasion typefucks.

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>>9010810
Oh I will, you can count on that.

>>9010812
Not really sure, honestly. Maybe Bolin.
>>9010815
I'm sorry, but not typefucking in an ERP THREAD is the worst thing you can do here.
I unironically like Owain more because he AT THE VERY LEAST typefucks here.

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>>9010819
lol gay

>>9010834
You are the sexiest!

>>9010819
Listen to this fucking chuuni
Brought up Jinx for no reason too
Hello Lupin

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>>9010819
>Acting like a fag ''I am right and you're wrong''
He barely posts right now and when he does is mostly during dead hours.
And sometimes is even funny. What's your problem with him? Oh right, you already told me and it's fucking nothing.

>>9010815
He's bad because he creates a constant circlejerk around himself and literally only uses the threads to stroke his own ego. You don't have to compare him to those actual nutcases to still say he's cancer and should leave/start ERPing.

>>9010861
For a while, I thought this was a grown up version of the loli salaryman.

Mecha is what Owain strives to be.
That's why he's hated for those who feel (and most likely are) inadequate.

>>9010879
>Mecha's mindbroken harem are the same shitposters that derail with owain drama

It all adds up.

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>>9010854
I don't like Lupin either faggot, but nice try name-calling.
>>9010861
I don't give a shit if he's funny or not.
He contributes NOTHING to these threads.
I would like him way more of he actually picked up avas for typefuck. I don't even care if it was futa furry trash. AT LEAST he would be doing that these fucking threads are supposed to be used for.

Avas are a mistake.
Anons should ERP Anons.

Can you guys like stop the gossip about literal whos
Like >>9010861 says since he stopped using Strange Mecha's basically irrelevant and barely posts. Holy christ can you cucks stop being so ass pained by people who have friends in the thread like him and Owain.

>>9010897
>Muh thread integrity
You're a whiny piece of shit, you know that. I don't even know anything about mecha, but wow.

OP here
Convince me not to kill this thread.

>>9010906
It's his harem that bring him up in literally every thread so bait people for (You)s so they can defend him.

>>9010918
I literally can't.

>>9010906
It's actively encouraging other avas to not roleplay.
Why roleplay when you can spout stupid memes and get the same amount of attention and circlejerking with zero effort?

>>9010897
You're not contributing anything either right now you know

>>9010918
It's too late. You can't delete thread this old.

>>9010935
This is what mindbroken cucks in the post-Owain era actually believe

>>9010676
Can't be made by her because Iowa is on it

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>>9010918
I'd be hard pressed to find a reason not to

>>9010935
This shit here is what actively encourages avas to keep lurking and come back later

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>>9010687
>Once again, Misaka sighed in disbelief to the man’s words, as if she had been witness to something extremely ridiculous and was then forced to partake on such thing. Shrugging and smiling as usual, she walked past him and made her way towards a nearby alleyway. Secluded, dirty and dark. The perfect place for someone to take advantage of a poor, innocent schoolgirl.
>Or viceversa.
Let’s not waste any time and get done with it, alright?
>Said Misaka as she crossed her arms and leaned against the wall, bending a knee and placing the sole of her shoe against the building behind her as she waited patiently for the man to approach her, perhaps giving him a brief glimpse of her shorts underneath the skirt.
Oh, that’s right: If you want it, you gotta unwrap the present. That’s the rules.

>>9010915
>"I'm literally okay with the ERP threads not being about ERP!"
Kill yourself.
>>9010937
At least I actually attempt to roleplay when there are people here and don't avatarfag for no reason other than to draw in attention.

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>>9010897
He may not contribute a thing to the threads as of late but he doesn't harm anyone either. He barely posts, anon.
I can't seriously believe that you're this fucking mad at him over nothing.

You're doing literally the same thing you are saying. Me too. And guess what he's doing? Nothing. He doesn't respond to your fucking bullshit.

How about you stop and stop degrading and causing drama over nothing. It seems like you're trying to start a hurricane in a glass of water and you want to piss on it first.

>>9010877
I think you already know who she is but read the filename and there it is.

Jesus Fucking Christ
>POST
>CARDS

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I'm the sexiest.

>>9010982
You're not contributing anything right now.

Avas are a mistake.
Anons should ERP Anons.
MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA!!!!

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Less drama, more fucking!

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>>9010918
You fuckin wot? Nice try, but I already said this one's here to stay.
>>9010452

>>9011000
Femanons are the future, des des des

>>9010935
Honestly as an ava it makes me want to ERP more to drown out his faggotry. He's definitely a negative influence on the threads but it's not comparable to Paul or anyone. It's his friends that are probably worse.

>>9010994
You are the thirstier.

>>9010994
Sexiest what?

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STOP WITH THIS FAGGOTRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9011012
Post your ava bruv

>>9011023
I want to fuck this angry doggo

>>9011028
>Drama/OOC posting with avas

That's the problem, not the solution.

Avas are a mistake.
Anons should ERP Anons.
MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA!!!!

>>9011039
>>9011000
Are you the same anon who did this?

''FUCK OFF CHICKEN-CHAN!
FUCK OFF SPONTY!
FUCK OFF HESTIA
FUCK OFF MORRIGAN!

MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA!''

>>9011039
Hi Lore

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>>9010989
O-OK...
Also, dropping Kaguya because I never do anything with her.
I guess I'll replace her or something.

>>9010712
Someday I'm going to fuck that wasp

>>9011053
Where's your Mecha defending FAG?

>>9011052
Hi Jiro? How are you?

Who let Lore out of his cuckshed again?
I swear to God, guys. I am not his fucking caretaker.

>>9011053
Thank you Anon, you up for a session with Hotaru?

>>9010981
>Despite the perverse nature of the thing he was suggesting-and clearly wanting out of the young schoolgirl, he never really dipped in tone, ashamed of his wants. Rather, he seemed interested to see Misaka's reaction to his rather blunt requests-and also seemed to be having fun seeing her strut herself here in a dirty ally. He figured this probably wasn't the first time, but he wondered if this was the first time someone just talked to her enough to earn some time with her.
You wanna hurry up? I don't blame you, the ally is a shit place for this sorta thing. But hey, it'll make do, I guess.
>He snorted a bit, before kneeling down behind Misaka at her request, and getting a real eyeful of her back here. His hands were almost immediately upon her, but unlike most, they went straight for her slender feminine legs instead of her ass, or groin. His fingers were sorta delicate really, as he squeezed her legs, testing the muscles here, and slowly starting to massage his way up, along her inner thigh, tracing the muscles in her legs, all the way up to her shorts, her skirt only mildly flipped out of the way.
Unwrap my present...ha. What a cute way to put it, Misaka.
>He shook his head a little.
I can't think of a better gift I'd wanna open up to see, either. So you got me there.
>He teased her back, before giving into the perverse feeling, and unsnapping her shorts, and slowly sliding them off of her, and down to the floor.

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>Lupin is on stage, jumps around
>audience starts cheering
>"You know what crowd!?!"
>audience yells "WHAT LUPIN!?"
>"i always wanted to be a rapper"
>Crowd laughs!!
>"so in honor of Quanzza day, let me kick a little rhyme for you"
>Base line starts playing, crowd cheers, a door in the back slams open and out comes a street dancing crew of urban youth start backflong onto the stage
>Lupin grabs the mic and starts rapping
>I like big black cocks and I can not lie
>You other white guys can't deny
>That when a black guy walks in with a 6 pack waist
>And a big dick in your face
>You get sprung, wanna pull out your bum
>'Cause you notice that cock is thick
>Deep in the jeans he's wearing
>I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
>Oh Koizumi, let him get with you
>And let him dump his BBC residue
>His homeboys tried to warn me
>But that big black cock he's got makes me so horny
>The Kuzuryuu girl asked how's laifu?
>Told her I don't care, just fuck my waifu!
>Use her, use your cock that's snuggled
>'Cause i ain't that average cuckold
>I've seen them dancin'
>To hell with romancin'
>My wife's sweat, wet,
>Black cock have her like a pet
>I'm tired of magazines
>Sayin' little white dicks are the thing
>So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
>Has your girlfriend got the Big Black cock? (Hell yeah!)
>Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
>Shake that throbbing cock
>Lupin's got Cuckd

>>9011053
And candidates so far?

>>9011053
I was going to rape you as Madara too.

>>9010984
>He may not contribute a thing to the threads as of late but he doesn't harm anyone either.
Doesn't excuse hid blatant attention whoring.
And he has started drama before.
>He barely posts, anon.
That's false.
>I can't seriously believe that you're this fucking mad at him over nothing.
I wouldn't be mad of he did nothing.
But he clearly generates drama and acts like an unfunny faggot.
>You're doing literally the same thing you are saying. Me too. And guess what he's doing? Nothing. He doesn't respond to your fucking bullshit.
Because he's a shithead that can't defend himself, or better yet, thinks he's perfectly flawless
>How about you stop and stop degrading and causing drama over nothing. It seems like you're trying to start a hurricane in a glass of water and you want to piss on it first.
I'll stop once he fucking leaves these threads. He isn't charming, he doesn't typefuck, and he creates an overly defensive group of whiteknites that can't seem to admit that he's an attention whoring piece of trash that should move to tumblr.
I still hate Paul way more, but Mecha is really close to being about as bad as him in my eyes. The only difference so far to me is that Paul pretends to ERP but doesn't and throws and autistic tantrum when things don't go his way. So I'll at least give Mecha those two things.

>>9010982
It's not about ERP when all you do is whine like a faggot, faggot.
Look in the mirror.

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>>9010984
>lupin did nothing wrong
fuck off with that shit newfag

REMINDER THAT ONLY SHITTY WORTHLESS PEOPLE NOT WORTH TALKING DISLIKE OWAIN

People who don't like Owain:

Paul
Chat
Lupin
Ermac
Anxious

People who love Owain:

Trixie
Shauna
Velouria
Hotaru
Jinx
Virra
Kyouko
Midna

If you don't like Owain, you're not worth talking to PERIOD.

>>9011002
>Slime girl
yes pls. There needs to be more of this.

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>>9011059
Say what.

>>9011071
I guess~

>>9011078
I got one in mind that their reveal will be worthy of appearing in WatchMojo's "Top 10 Anime Plot Twists"

>>9011085
You snooze, you lose.

>>9011105
Not even a hint?

>old /erp/ in the day
>turbosluts
>old /erp/ in the night
>avas just chilling and comfyposting

>new /erp/ in the day
>JINX OWAIN MECHA JINX OWAIN MECHA TSUYU PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL DISCORD
>new /erp/ in the day
>metaposting and shitposting

>>9011105
She isn't gonna put chocolate on my dick....right?

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>>9011102
I want to play her right now but all this drama is really killing the mood.

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>>9011119
I want to make a WCW reference here but even that it would make it too obvious.
Just wait.

>>9011144
Nah, she'll stick a Mr. Big up your butt instead.
How's that?

Reminder that the worst people in ERP don't really ERP. At least in the threads. The only real exception being Chat.

>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by Mettaton
>cucked by Ainz, Mecha, and DMG out of Ragyo
>heartbroken by Ragyo's Steam request
>cucked out of Juliet by Mettaton
>Ragyo has said there's nothing between her and Jiro
>Owain comes along and fucks his ex-waifu
>got falseflagged and shitposted about on /v/
>accidentally hurt EGG's feelings and bitchquit all the ERP Discords over it
>nearly lost his "mother" when she tried to kill herself
>despite tryharding got out typefucked by Goten and Trunks with Mercy saying she loved them and said nothing to Jiro about his session
>got BTFO by Kirino
>retired from ERP to get cucked one last time
>got cucked out of Jinx and EGG when Tank returned
>Then cucked out of his art dreams by Tank while EGG hangs onto him.
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs
>found out Jinx was a major falseflagger through Spider
>only has his mother and her abusive boyfriend left
>got cucked out of Jinx by Reinhardt over his gameplay skills
>got cucked out of his self-insert's waifu
>got ignored by Corrin and forced to watch her get deflowered by Rance
>got ignored by Zelda
>got ignored by Braixen

BEING JIRO IS SUFFERING

>>9011149
Hide the posts that are whining, then. It's pretty easy to do.
Its what I do, and it works for me.

>>9011155
As long as NEITHER of us eat it after, that's my terms.

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>>9011086
>Doesn't excuse hid blatant attention whoring. And he has started drama before.
So you hate him to death because he has started drama before? He's not doing shit right now and you have no reason. Everyone is attention whoring. This is a fucking ERP thread.
>That's false.
You are wrong. I can count with my fingers how many times he has posted this week.
>I wouldn't be mad of he did nothing. But he clearly generates drama and acts like an unfunny faggot.
You create the drama yourself. You jump into conclusions without knowing anything about him. You're the unfunny faggot in my eyes.
>Because he's a shithead that can't defend himself, or better yet, thinks he's perfectly flawless
He's mature unlike me or you. I am only parroting bullshit just like you and he knows this is a waste of time. No one is ''perfect'' or ''flawless'' and no one thinks this way. We are in 4chan goddammit. We are fucking autistic.
>The rest of the shit
Keep doing it then. No one will be able to change your mind or what you think about him. And guess what? No one is trying to either. What you need to do is stop being a faggot over little details that don't matter. He barely even posts and when he does is just one or two words. I'll give something to you, his ''friends'' or the people who adore him may be or are retards but he doesn't anything.

Reminder that Mecha hasn't doxed anyone.
He hasn't put a tantrum with spam like Paul does (just like you said)

To be honest, I would believe If you say you're the faggot who posts these things.

>>9011075
>>9011166
>>9011121

>Mecha defense force still unable to come up with any arguments
>Move to random shitposting instead
>Accidentally prove they are the main shitposters

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>>9010789
>>9010757
>>9010854
>>9010861
>>9010815
>>9010773
Mecha isn't circlejerked, huh?
Show them these fags.

>>9011086
The fact he has a bunch of white knights shows he's charming to someone though.
What a lil' cutie cuck you are.
Why do you care so much.

>>9011186
>the only positive thing you can say about mecha is that he isn't as bad as Paul

Just stop. These kinds of constant posts sucking his dick are why people dislike him.

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>>9011169
Where's the fun on not doing that? Geez.

Mecha:
>does not ERP
>shitposts
>whores for (You)s
>Currently irrelevant
>pretends to be relevant
Literally Bolin/Paul tier
how can you fags not see this

>>9011231
He's not Lupin. In fact, he cucked him.
That puts him above that.

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>>9011216
And what positive thing can you say about YOU? Maybe that you're trying to 'save' the thread with your constant shitposting about him. You want him to leave and become 'irrelevant' but all you do is stir this shit even more.

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>>9011072
A beggar who wants to be a chooser now? C’mon, get real. I’m doing this out of pity and boredom, so don’t make me change my mind so consider yourself more lucky than you deserve. Hmph.
>Misaka’s cheeks turned into a deep shade of red upon feeling the man’s hands reach for her legs, feeling his needy and masculine touch caress the tender and soft flesh. Averting her gaze for a second, the railgun bit her lower lip as she gathered her thoughts to speak up her mind in that moment.
Y-You’re still a massive pervert, you know? Hopeless and y-you’ll most likely end in jail.
>Sighing, she permitted his hands to work their magic as they removed her skirt and shorts, revealing more of that young flesh to the lustful male… And the lovely pair of really girlish panties with the face of a cartoon frog stamped on it. For someone so tomboyish and a bit aggressive like her, Misaka sure liked girly stuff.
S-Say a word to anyone about this and I’ll end you. Understood?

Hello.

>>9011251
Yeah, because you're totally not doing the same. And Mecha isn't either, right? Hypocritical faggot.

>>9011251
That was my first reply to you. I never bring him up I just tell people to stop whiteknighting him or shitposting about him. An ava who provides nothing but drama is a pretty bad ava. You're part of the problem. Stop.

>>9011257

Hi!

https://strawpoll.com/z8wewcc

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>>9011289
Pupper!

>>9011294
That's an excellent ass.

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>>9011260
>Comparing me to you when you've been doing this for days on end. I post at you once and now I am a hypocritical faggot.

Yeah, whatever. Keep doing your shit and tell yourself you're the ''good guy''
In our heads we are always the good guys but guess what? Your thoughts are nothing. The actions are what define you as a person.

Oh and yeah you forgot what I said here >>9010984 ''I am doing it too''

I am fully aware. I'm not a hypocrite.

>>9011281
Ok. I know. I am part of it. But sometimes you need to fight fire with fire.

>>9011186
>He's not doing shit right now and you have no reason.
He doesn't have to be doing anything now for me to dislike him. Paul isn't anything now, but he's still an awful person.
>This is a fucking ERP thread.
And yet he doesn't seem to ERP at all. Really makes you think...
>You are wrong. I can count with my fingers how many times he has posted this week.
I see him nearly ever other day.
>You create the drama yourself. You jump into conclusions without knowing anything about him. You're the unfunny faggot in my eyes.
I've honestly been pretty quiet about this whole drama thing. But it's gotten to the point to where I really can't stand it anymore. I'd be totally okay with him leaving if it meant less drama.
>He's mature unlike me or you. I am only parroting bullshit just like you and he knows this is a waste of time. No one is ''perfect'' or ''flawless'' and no one thinks this way. We are in 4chan goddammit. We are fucking autistic.
Sure as hell doesn't act mature what with all his forced meme spouting.
>Keep doing it then. No one will be able to change your mind or what you think about him. And guess what? No one is trying to either. What you need to do is stop being a faggot over little details that don't matter. He barely even posts and when he does is just one or two words. I'll give something to you, his ''friends'' or the people who adore him may be or are retards but he doesn't anything.
If he was really so irrelevant, then he wouldn't have such a massive defense force nor people that seriously dislike him.
>Reminder that Mecha hasn't doxed anyone. He hasn't put a tantrum with spam like Paul does (just like you said)
Being "better than Paul" is a possibly the lowest bar you could set for him. What makes him better than Jinx? Or Morrigan? Or even Owain?
Nothing. Because every single one of those avas ERP.
>To be honest, I would believe If you say you're the faggot who posts these things.
No, I don't like stale memes.

>>9011292
How's it goin', hombre?

>>9011220
Fiiine just eat it in the next room, do you want me to do the starter?

>>9011254
>The man simply found her choice of words funny, chuckling rather hard as she explained she was doing it out of pity, and boredom. He wondered if her straight up personality held out when she was exposed like this. He doubted it, judging from the looks of things.
Right, right. You pity me for being such a moron with girls, so you let me have a peek at you, huh? That's so sweet of you Misaka, I can never thank you enough.
>He smiled, and the way he said that sounded almost genuine, but with only the mildest hint of knowing behind it all.
I do agree though. I'm hella lucky, this proves that.
>He whispered a bit in a huskier tone, as his hands came to slide down her soft hips, and thighs, his thumbs hooking at her inner thigh, and slowly massaging the soft skin, and spreading her legs just a little as he admired the reaction, and amazing view of her back here. And, of course, he noticed the panties almost immediately too, the only thing powerful enough to stop his aggressive hand movements-and make him erupt in his own bout of giggles and snorts, gently tugging at the cute things so it rides up Misaka's butt to tease her even more for it.
Oh that's absolutely precious...! You sure you don't want me to share, Misaka? Think of how many boys would find out how cute you are, when they know you wear this sorta thing!
>He giggled, leaning down and planting a soft-yet hungry kiss along her inner thigh, before adding.
They'd all be so jealous right now...

>>9011121
We chased away "generic anime girls" for furries and futas. Great fucking exchange.

>>9011309
Then you lack any self awareness, there is probably no helping you.

You're why people dislike him. By fighting fire with fire you make the threads even worse. The way to stop that kind of shitposting is just to not reply. Eventually the obsessed, mentally ill fuckers will either move on, or they won't. Either way you won't have any effect on them.

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>>9011306

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>People dramaposting with their ava

I really need my dick sucked.

>>9011186
>>9011317
Are we on /a/ discussing power levels? Holy fuck why do you people care so fucking much about this garbage.

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>>9011340
Yeah you are right.

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>>9011328
The floor is yours~

>>9011357
Same.

>>9011356
BASED FRONK

>>9011322

Not too bad. Pretty bored.

>>9011364
Sorry for being so rude, the whole thing just pisses me off seeing it in every thread. I can see you've got good intentions.

There's a better way to fight this cancer, and its by just merrily ERPing at the same time, completely ignoring it. I've done it plenty of times. You'd be surprised how many people are down to fuck even when the worst paul breakdown is going on.

But I've been just as bad as anyone keeping this conversation going so I'll stop now.

AVAS WHERE YOU AT THO

How's it going, ERP? I heard some shit was going down in here.

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>>9011397
Probably shouldn't forget my image.

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How will Mechafags ever recover?

I have incredibly low standards when comes to avas on ERP. You literally just need to typefuck with an ava. And the fact that Mecha can be placed up there with Bolin, Paul, Peridot, and others is a problem.

>>9011397
Just had a small snap and called someone a faggot which I don't usually do.

But that's over now, ERP time again.

>>9011407
Like we always have.
Making fun of cucks who cry and whine over Mecha being better than them.
It is a good feel.

>>9011392
>AVAS WHERE YOU AT THO
Who wants to do anything in this?

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>>9011413
Oh, okay.

Have fun, famalam.

>>9011353
I want to lick it!

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We shitposting and spamming?

Why the fuck would you come to an erp thread if you want to play a male? And I’m not just talking avatars, why the fuck would you anon as a man either? Men are disgusting and smell bad and aren’t any good for kissing either with their rough jawlines and the irritating bristling of their stubble against your skin.
Nobody wants to have sex with a disgusting man because men are not sexy at all they’re too muscular and hunky, just be a woman or a futa if you absolutely need to have a dick because nobody will want to fuck a man because that’s gay and that’s disgusting and if you are gay you should kill yourself before you have a long slow death of AIDS.
Nobody wants to have sex with men because men are absolutely disgusting with their hard chests and rugged body hair and nobody wants to feel a strong, powerful man holding them in his arms as he pins you down and fucks you rough and fast.
Their thick musky scent from exertion or arousal makes me want to vomit.
And the sight of a bulging hard cock twitching over heavy pendulous balls just makes me wish I was blind retroactively, I never want to see a man's hard dick ever in my life unless that man is a woman and even then that's pushing it.
I don't want to see the chiselled ass of an Adonis either! I want to see the plump fat sacks of flesh hanging from a woman's pelvis and chest.

>>9011418
>We
Circlejerked unironically actually confirmed

>>9011418
>A person that doesn't typefuck being better than anyone aside from Peridot and Paul
Mecha can't even post as a fucking Anime girl.

>>9011391
Same.

>>9011426
This is why you play as futas

>Mecha posted twice over like two threads
>200+ posts of chimping out
Has Owain finally been topped?

>>9011367
>Anon sat behind the counter at his friend Kokonatsu's candy store.He and his father were out of town for the weekend but didn't want to close up the shop, so he asked you to watch it for them. All you really had to do was open and close it, keep it clean, make sure nobody steals anything and in a note Kokonatsu left for you, "Watch out for the one with the blue eyes and purple hair".
I wonder what he means by that last one?
(I hope this is good enough)

>>9011478
It's got nothing on the 'hi lupin' stuff last year, then again Mecha led that

>>9011497
No, that was Lore.
Why do you hate Mecha so much Lupin?

Is the Drossel player from last night here?

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>>9011480
>The sound of a banshee attacking an unsuspecting victim, ever heard it before? Because that's what just happened! Hotaru shrieked as she emerged from the shadows (Actually, from behind the counter) and tackled the man!
Stop right there, you criminal scum!
Breaking into Coconuts store to steal the goods, uh? Not in my watch!

>>9011662
I'm not Lupin, but one of mecha's friends told me he admitted to being half of them.

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>>9011663
(I am, but I work today)

>>9011679
Is that the same mysterious steam friend who says he has a shitposting cadre on there?

Good job keeping up that rep as the worst threads on /trash/, ERP.
Stay shit.

>>9011692
I don't see you ERPing to liven the mood up, faggot

>>9011692
Nah, that honor goes to /TLHG/.
Or HG, desu.

>>9011687
Ah I see. Sorry about passing out on ya last night. I had less than an hour of sleep for the past two days. Are you gonna pop in later to continue?

>>9011053
If you're still around, can we do some Undyne facesitting?

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>>9011333
S-Shut up!
>Sparks of electricity erupted from her hair, totally unamused by the man’s words. Finally she had given herself to him and now he was planning to reveal to the world her greatest secret? That won’t do! That definitively won’t do! A sudden surge of electricity ran through her legs, perhaps shocking the man’s hands for a second, although she eventually stopped because she wasn’t going to scare him off like that. At least not before she had her way with him.
W-Why don’t you stay quiet and get to work instead… Y-You’re hopeless, I swear!
>Despite her apparent displeasure, Misaka was clearly aroused by the rough approach. The touch of his fingertips send waves and waves of pleasure through her body. A wet spot was fully visible on the area covering her feminine slit too! She couldn’t help but wonder why he was taking so long to make her feel good and instead spent more time teasing her!
>Perhaps he was some kind of jerk who enjoyed breaking a girl into tears before making them his? Truly, a most dangerous villain.
C-Could you, at least, k-kiss me before this…? Y-You know, to make it count?
>Well, that escalated quickly.

>>9011671
>He probably should've known something was up when a shadow started moving behind the counter, or maybe when he heard the banshee screech, but it was too late as something tackled him from behind and pushed him to the floor.
W-what? Criminal scum? You're the thief here lady!

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>>9011717
(A personal decision is that, to avoid falling asleep on people, I won't post after work if I'm closing. And I'm closing tonight. If you saved your post, hold onto it because I am interested in continuing, though I can't until Saturday)

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>>9011737
Nah, I've been doing facesitting stuff over and over, already got boring.
That and I'm playing FFXIV while keeping an Anon happy.
Have some fishbooty instead.

>>9011771
Saturday it is then. I haven't made a post yet because I passed out before you replied back. I promise to whip something up before then though. See ya later.

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>>9011791
(Take care)

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>>9011767
>Hotaru seemed to ignore the man's words as she sat on him, taking her smartphone to call the cops. Or at least that's what she seemed to be doing.
Yes? Hello, officer?
I'm Hotaru Shidare and I caught a thief! Please track this call and dispense some justice!
....
......
.........
Who the hell is Patrick? Bah!
>Hotaru hanged up and stood up, looking down at the miscreant.
You dare to call me a thief? You've insulted my honor and for that... I challenge you!
>Who the fuck was she?

>>9011793
I thought I told you to hydrate more.

>>9011793
>>9011846
Holy shit, that's neon. How many fucking kidney stones has she passed?

Is Velouria here?

>>9011875
They're probably ricocheting everywhere as she's pissing. Makes my kidneys sore just looking at that pic.

>>9011836
>Anon looked on in pure confusion as the girl displayed surprising strength in her ability to keep him pinned down during the strange phone call. After that failed, she rose up and challenged him!
Uhmm.... I'm sorry but who the hell are you and what do mean by 'challenge'?

>>9011766
>He definitely seemed to be enjoying teasing the railgun a little more than he realized. His impish giggles took him over, and he was about to get a little rougher, when a spark of electricity jolted his hands! Enough to startle him into realizing who he was talking to, at least-even if she was even more precious than before like this. He had released her legs when she did that, leaving them absent of his touch, before he would slowly bring them back to her supple thighs, squeezing both, as he slowly ran his hands back down, along her inner thigh.
Heh...sorry Misaka, did I push a little too hard?
>He asked a little more honestly, as he found himself hypnotized by the way her cute panties hugged her sex. It was hard to just tease her when he was this aroused, but...
Here. Lemme make it up to you, huh?
>He added in a hushed whisper, and leaned close, letting his hot breath dance along her warm slit, hidden by her panties, and slowly ran his fingers along the feminine slit.
>Now, when she suddenly turned to ask him that, he looked genuinely surprised-then flattered at the request.
You're so precious, Misaka...
>He chuckled, sitting back up, and wrapping his arms around the young girl's waist, and turning her head to face his, before gently capturing her warm wet lips in a powerful-and surprisingly passionate embrace. Here, he'd also make it a point to press his own erection up against her from behind, just to make it oh so apparent the thoughts he had been having about her. As he started to kiss her, and suck at her upper lip playfully, he'd hook a thumb under the hem of her cute frog panties, and slowly start to peel them down, removing part of the barrier separating the two of them.

>>9011898
No. She has left ERP.

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You guys seem so angry.

Here, go ahead. Beat me to a pulp. Let out all that repressed irritation.

>>9011956
Kill yourself Boco.

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>>9011916
Who else but the legendary Shidare Hotaru, Heiress to the Shidare Candy Co. and Queen of Candy & Sweets!
I was tasked with the pivotal duty of keeping an eye on this place.
And the challenge is... Uhhh...
>Looking around the store, she quickly grabbed a couple of teethbreakers.
To show me your power level!

>>9011973

No no Anon, YOU kill myself.

>>9011978
>It took Anon a few seconds to figure out that this was the girl that Coconuts mentioned. He took some of the teethbreakers from her and stood up.
Okay, what's the challenge?

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>>9012046
Break them.... By not using your teeth!
>Simple enough.
Nor your hands. Use your lips and imagination to achieve that! Mwahahaha!
>Laughing like a 90s Cartoon Villainess, Hotaru shoved a couple of the teethbreakers into her mouth.

>>9012031
Why is this turning me on?

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>>9011898
I am. Though only lurking. Something you need, anon?

>>9011941
Have I?

>>9012031
Weirdly hot, despite me not normally being into mega close ups.

>>9012110
>Pats the awoo

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>>9012105
the pleasure of being cummed inside.

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Boyo oyo toyo! It's the guy who wanted Karen here?

I'm gonna pick her up and I hope I don't trigger his autism. It'll take me sometime but I'll drop and play her.

help me cum pls

>>9012031
Honestly this is oddly interesting.

>>9012120
I want to cum inside and impregnate Nue!

>>9012120
Can I cum inside you?

>>9012110
Fake and gay.

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>>9012135
I want to get past this 10 minute loading screen.

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>>9012149
Really?

>>9012117
"Awooo! Delightful."

>>9012151
Burn some time by letting me fuck you.

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>>9012110
Oh good, got worried when people had said you'd left.
Was wondering if you wanted to play, I'm very fond of the little bond our characters have built.
Doesn't have to be now of course. Do you know when you'd next feel up for it, if at all?

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>>9012185
KONO NEO DA#4454

>>9012123
Holy shit. What a thrill.
The guy will be ecstatic, and I'd like to play with you as well.

God bless him for never giving up hope, god bless you for granting his wish.

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>>9011917
>Misaka’s eyes widened at the sudden embrace and kiss. At least it was a kiss she asked for instead of one stolen by some teleporting lesbian. Now that was terrible. Returning the kiss with one of her own, she displayed a… Noticeable lack of skill! Perhaps most of the “lucky” partners of her were an inconsiderate bunch who never dared to kiss her in fear of ruining the moment or just because they were focused on her other features. Almost melting into the kiss, Misaka had to snap out of her trance to help him remove her panties, revealing her smooth and most sex to him. Awkwardly, she made sure to put her panties inside one of the pockets of her skirt, because she wasn’t going to let him steal them as proof of his conquest. Otherwise that would be terrible.
Nnngh…
>Breathing heavily, her hand reached for the base of his cock, giving it a couple of strokes before guiding his meat rod towards the entrance of her eager cunt, impatiently waiting for more of his advances.
R-Remember, if you make me feel awful I-I’ll make sure that you won’t be leaving his alley alive… U-Understood?

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>fans her thighs apart and waits patiently with a reddish blush streaking her cheeks, she slowly spreads her pussy lips and gyrates her hips side to side in anticipation

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>>9012228
>mfw BiriBiri player
(Keep the good work buddy!)

>>9012228
>Gives the Biribiri a one armed hug from the side
Well, good to see you stuck around
>It's the man that tried to make her submit to her desires a few days before and she ended up bonding a little

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>>9012209

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Expect her soon. I have other folders to build as well.

I'll try my best like always and like I said I hope I don't trigger his autism. Or anyone else's.

>>9012255
>Anon sees the beautiful sight in front of him. He nearly trips from removing his clothes while running towards her. Without any hesitation he plunges his shaft inside of her.

>>9012091
O-okay! This shouldn't be too hard!
>He sticks a few into his mouth and tries to use his tongue, but no dice. This was actually really hard. He looked and Hotaru and tried to copy her method.

>>9012353
Fuck you Misaka.

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>>9012353
>>9012220
...I forgot the numbers thingy.

>>9012228
>He did, actually, notice her lack of...well, talent for kissing him back-at first thinking he had surprised her, but slowly figuring out that, perhaps she merely hadn't kissed many people this way. This thought fueled his desire to kiss her more however, and as much as he wanted to fuck her mouth with his tongue, he kept it more sweet, and dare he say, affectionate with her. He didn't stop even when she was awkwardly trying to fish her underpants back up from the floor-though he did adjust to let her move for whatever she wanted to do with them. As cute, and sweet a bargaining chip as those panties would be...he was absorbed in the sweet girl he now had at his 'mercy' so to speak. If just by the lips.
Haa...Misaka.. don't worry, I'll make you feel so good..
>He managed a haughty whisper, solely focused on the girl's sweet taste, letting her breath, as she went to take hold of his dick, stroking along the base and making sure he was nice and ready for her. And oh god was he-that much was obvious from just the touch.
Heh...does it feel good, Misaka? Do you want more?
>He offered some, more or less innocent questions, his tongue gently parting her lips again, as he slowly slid one hand up her shirt, fishing around to find her round breasts, just as she held the crown of his cock, slowly, start to push inside of her warm cunt. He was being quite gentle, for a time, and as she slowly began to swallow his member...he would finally push it deep into her-several solid inches inside the tight highschool girl, so she could feel how excited she made him.

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>>9012364
>Hotaru smirked, confident of her victory, as she toyed with the teethbreakers inside her mouth until suddenly...
>SNAP!
>She had broken one.
Victory~ for me! Nyohohoho! Want to know how I did it?

>>9012368
Ain't even Misaka

>>9012255
>As if it were a natural motion, the man dropped the base of his cock right along the spread pussy lips, resounding in a soft wet smack, as he slowly began to grind, and push the swollen head of his foreign dick against her nethers. And, with a single solid thrust-he was inside of her, and sinking deeper fast.

>>9012409
It is

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>9012426
It's ot you literal fuckign retard

>>9012426
'kay

>>9012452
OT? That guy's even worse than Misaka! Fuck.

>>9012452
Who is OT

>>9012481
He's like Paul. Times a thousand hundred billion.

>>9012394
>Anon cursed as his loss was confirmed, but he was curious. How did she do it so easily?
How did you do that? Those things are too tough!

>>9012488
>>9012452
What makes you say that?

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>>9012354
>without much of a struggle besides the shedding of clothes and the heavy male pushing her flat on the ground, she kept herself spread eagle-wide as she composed herself and began bucking back and forth like a wild bitch in heat. fucking anon back with her inner pussy folds brushing and milking every inch of his smelly, veiny fat cock. she even cupped her hand beneath her lily white ass just to feel his cum-filled balls slosh and bounce on the palm of her hand. she bit her lip, pissing on him while everyone around them watched, making him as her man

>>9012529
Remember 9/11? That was OT. Trump presidency rigged by the Russians? Nope, OT again. The Jews crucified Jesus? Take one guess what actually happened.

>>9012275
>smooches her gloved hand

>>9012579
Alright, you're full of shit.

>>9012608
Whatever you say, OT.
>it's stupid meems i'm bored plz ignore

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>>9012275
Thank you~!

>>9012333
Do I have another choice? After all, I know how desperate SOME can be~
>By some, of course, she meant the guy.

>>9012368
I have never watched Bakemonogatari t b h

>>9012389
>A soft moan escaped her lips and into the man’s mouth as she felt the Crown of his erect cock slowly slide into her tight love tunnel. A familiar feeling that she always craved so much… He wasn’t a chode either! That alone excited her and worried her to some extent because she was always used to middle-aged men with small dicks. Now some young, virile man was making her his!
Nnngh…!!
>Her pussy, tight and wet, had little problem accommodating to the thickness entering her. Bracing herself, Misaka pushed herself towards her “lover” as she was penetrated. Once half of his prick was inside her, she began to move her hips, a single leg raised to give him even better access and goad him to do his part.
I-I noticed that look…
>She said with small watery beads on the corners of her eyes.
… D-Don’t you dare to steal my underwear… O-Or I’ll find you and make sure that you’ll regret every second of your life. A-Am I understood!?

>>9012531
>Anon was not prepared for the tight folds of her pussy rubbing against his virgin cock. His cock was buried so deep inside her that even the slightest movement caused a wave of pleasure to run through his shaft. He ignored her piss focused only on releasing his seed. Each one of his long slow thrusts brought him closer to filling up this stranger.

>>9012642
Not them, but you should give it a go; The show's bretty gud. Also, Heya Misaka.

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>>9012527
You know that part of your gums where you don't have teeth? You can squeeze it and then break it~
>SNAP! There goes the second toothbreaker. She was then happily chewing the remaining bits with glee.
I won~
Now... Who are you again?

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...well shit, I didn't expect this. My GPU's pretty much dead. I can boot Windows after messing with the CMOS, but the colors are trash and my resolution is smol. I can technically still work through this, and my activity shouldn't change (even if it fails completely, I can still go mobile), but don't expect any changes to the visual card itself for a month or so. I can definitely try a new character or two out, though.

>>9012707
That's so shitty luck, dude. Was it an old gpu?

>>9012642
>He gives her side a little squeeze as he stands with her
You had one after we finished, but you came home anyway.
Besides I ain't ashamed to admit I liked you, can you blame me for wanting to see you sometime?

>>9012707
(Can I get Chisa?)

And sorry to hear about that.

>>9012642
I am going to fug that biribiri.
On Saturday.
If you're around.

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>>9012720
(Old as fuck, I think it's circa 2008. GeForce 9600 GT, IIRC.)

>>9012736
(Not at the moment, unfortunately, and I apologize for that. I'm still trying to figure out what can I do to make this look as bearable as possible before I have enough shekels to replace it.)

>>9012642
>Her partner was now starting to gain ground against the wonderfully tight highschool girl, his hips a greedier than perhaps his personality would normally imply, as he pumped his fat prick in and out of her needy hole. Every spasm of her tight tunnel gave his next thrust new purpose, and he quickly found himself losing himself in this sweet lust he had for her. His playful smiles, and teasing kisses were being replaced with a series of hot, needy pants, and-by now-he was letting that familiar haze take him over. He hooked his arm around one of Misaka's firm, powerful legs, and turned her up-in the process spreading her sex that much wider apart to allow him to slide so much deeper inside-but also to feel her warm thighs pressing against his abdomen, where she could feel his muscles work harder to fuck her.
>Now, his desires were much more base-and needy too, from how he was clinging to her tight body, withstanding the assault her pussy was laying on his cock. In this position, he actually managed to hilt himself-if just barely- stuffing Misaka full of his cock, and letting the engorged crown press oh so sweetly at her depths, eager to pump her full already, no doubt.
>He was so absorbed in his newfound lust, he almost forgot what she was even talking about, before a snort followed by a series of chuckles followed at her threat, and her lover increased his efforts two fold to make her lose focus on such thoughts-the loud wet clap of his balls growing to be overpowering.
But Misakaa...they're so cute.
>He whined softly against her between eager pants.
I want to have something to remember you with, to see how cute you really are inside...haa. Please...?
>He pressed her just a little, though it was hard to keep up such a facade through all of this.

>>9012701
>Before he answered her, Anon tried the little trick himself. It took a while and the thing kept slipping but eventually...SNAP! He got it! He turned to her and wondered if he should even answer her after all that.
(Quick question,do you want me to call myself Anon, or can I give myself a proper name?)

>>9012767
(Then best of luck anon, don't let this get you down too much)

>>9012767
Jeasus, that's pretty damn old. I think I still have a 7700 lying around somewhere from my first computer. Still, hope you manage to find a replacement/fix it

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>>9012783
[Up to you, fampai.]
just because they're toothbreakers doesn't mean you gotta use your teeth, ya' know?
>Hotaru wagged a finger, giggling to herself as she swallowed the remains of the sweets in her mouth.

>DMG.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6MUAOdxmQ&ab_channel=Pivot

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>>9012820
Watching the Gangstar dance animated feels so wrong. But so right.

>>9012813
>nuzzles into legs

Paul
>banned
>All avas taken and redeemed
>irrelevant
it is a new age

>>9012813
Yeah, but what kinda stupid contest was that anyway, you cheated me on a technicality. Also, for your information, I'm in charge of this shop here, so what're YOU doing here?

>>9012869
Keep in mind that the ban is probably either 3 days or a week. At least I'm guessing so.

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>When a highly demanded ava is introduced.

>>9012885
A little over 2 days remain. Enjoy this respite of comf before DMG's dog comes crawling back to shit itself and chew on the furniture.

>>9012869
Peridot
>Gone
>Ava taken and redeemed
>Irrelevant
it is truly a new age
>>9012885
a new age for 3 days or a week at least

>>9012902
I'm usually the one unimpressed desu

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>>9012902
>When the worst people jump on them immediately, and scare them away

>>9012902
Have my (You) I enjoyed this.

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>>9012904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXmKiEqVx4

>>9012940
>DMG is music-posting now
LITERALLY PAUL TIER?
HOLY SHIT ANONS, DMG IS GONE
RIP IN PEACE TURBOSLUT

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>>9012862
AAAAAAAAA

>>9012882
I'm Kokonatsu's friend, duh!
I was left in charge as well! So, you're either lying and a thief or... Kokonatsu forgot to mention me. Again.
>Hotaru sighed and sat on the counter, elegant legs crossed on top of the other.
So absent-minded of him... Hmph!

>>9012986
>nuzzles more

>>9012986
>Now that she wasn't shouting, Anon kinda felt bad for her. Even though Coconut DID mention her in the note, it wasn't in the best light. he hated to see girls sad, plus she was kinda cute. He extended his hand and introduced himself to the weird girl.
My name is Kenji....well Ken for short I guess. Nice to meet you Hotaru

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>>9012698
Maybe.
JUST MAYBE.

>>9012730
Yes, I can.
There's plenty of many women all over this place and you go after one who berates you?
>Chuckle.
You're a masochist, aren't you?

>>9012753
Silly Mewtwoposter. Sure.

>>9012778
W-What of it if they’re cute… W-What of it.. A-Ahhh~!!
>A high-pitched squeal escaped Misaka’s lips thanks to the amount of dick she was receiving in that moment by the lustful man fucking her like an animal. She even had to stand on her toes with the only foot of hers on the ground as the powerful tool impaling her was too much for her to withstand. The onslaught of pleasure almost made her mind go numb in sheer pleasure, causing sparks to materialize all over her body and a slight electrical current traveling through her body and into his. Thankfully, it wasn’t painful, more like a small tickle of energy.
D-Don’t you dare… J-Just don’t… Ahhhh~~!
>Her squeals were replaced with loud, girly moans. One hand reached around the man’s hand, forcefully gripping on his hair as she was pounded mercilessly by him while the other grabbed a lose brick from the building which she had been using as support.
I-I’m… I’m going to cum…
>The sound of his flesh colliding with hers filled the air and combined with Misaka’s moans and squeals, they were bound to be discovered soon enough! What if someone walked into the scene? That would be extremely shameful for her!
H-Hurry… Hurry please…
>She said with tear sin her eyes as she planted a kiss on the man’s lips, the hand behind his had almost digging her nails into his scalp.

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>>9013068
Ken... Ken-Ken... Kenny....
It's a pleasure, I guess.
>Replied the Candy Princess with a smile as she stood up, walking towards him, her arms resting under those massive breasts of hers as she eyed him with hidden intent.
>A sly grin formed on her lips. Leaning forward.
I bet you're harboring all sorts of lewd thoughts about me in this very moment...
Right?

>>9013113
There is many but there's only one Mikoto Misaka.
>he leans over to kiss her on the forehead
If that makes me a masocist for wanting to see you once in a while, I guess I am.

>>9013113
dude's dick looks like a forearm sticking out of his crotch

>>9013113
Fucking
Do it, you baka

Hope you found like 100 clones for that orgy you promised, btw

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>>9013179
It's his third leg

>>9013209
Boo

>>9013148
>Well she seems nic- WAIT WHAT DID SHE SAY?! Kenji stepped back as his face lit up red. Did he stare too hard or something?
W-what? Miss H-hotaru you can't just say those things!

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>>9013253
I can't? I'm sure I just did, Ken.
>Said Hotaru with a playful giggle, covering her glossy, candy-flavored lips with a hand.
Besides, it's only natural considering how cute I am and, admit it, you're a healthy 20 or so guy who has never been with a gal like me.
Since I defeated you in my challenge I'm sure you're obliged to do what I demand... Right?

>>9013113
>Every sweet collision with Misaka sent (quite literal) arcs of pleasure up and down his body, every wet smack of his cock sliding deep inside of her hinted at by a soft spark of electricity-enough to make his hair stand up a bit on the back of his hands. Every small jolt along his body kept him on edge, kept him busily pounding the tight highschooler with renewed vigor every time she would let out a loud, feminine moan for him. He too, would let out his own deep seated gasp, keeping himself steady as he fucked the railgun's tight cunt faster and faster still. Holding her leg firmly like this, he shuddered at the warmth of her thighs pressed against his midriff. Her grip on his hair inspired him further, as he shoved his hips roughly against her's, pinning her against the brick, and railing into her tight cunt harder than ever before. He was chewing at his lip at her cries, and that was it. He had lost himself completely in this haze of want.
T-That's it Misaka...good. Cum...cum for me!
>He half begged her, though he was in no position to argue, his dick eagerly splitting her tight slit apart again and again, the swollen crown kissing at her depths and with every draw back, scraping against her clinging tunnel all the way until just the tip remained inside, only to drive right back into her with a loud wet slap. He cared not for witnesses at this point-and although he had taken her here to be hidden from the street-she could still see cars driving by-some suspiciously slowly-easily able to peek in on her lust if they happened to look that way. Finally, when she lunged for him to take his lips again, he immediately accepted, hungrily grasping at her warm lips, and bringing her into a passionate embrace, all the while he buried himself balls deep in his 'lover' and erupted in a beautiful bliss of pleasure, gushing his thick musky seed deep into her tight yet welcoming highschooler cunt.

>>9013341
Owain stop

>>9013289
>Ken looked away, he couldn't look her in the eyes while she said things like that. Although...she wasn't wrong. She had greatly developed curves, soft, smooth looking skin, those light blue eyes and that cute little face. He couldn't but have lewd thoughts.
I....I guess so.

>>9013341
STOP HIM

>>9013341
MISAKA HAS BEEN CLAIMED.
GOODBYE MISAKA.

>>9012923
It's rude to talk about someone when they're listening, anon.

>>9013436
RIP Misaka
Another one bites the monkey.

>>9013436
>>9013417
>>9013388
I know I shouldn't respond, but I'm not tho.

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>>9013436
>>9013388
>>9013417
samefag

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>>9013456

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>>9013413
Hahaha~ I knew it!
>Hotaru smiled, as if she had achieved yet another victory.
Now... What should I do with you, devilish thief? After all, you're at my mercy!

Who's lurking right now?

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>>9013611
I'm busy. That's why I'm lurking.