>By God! The madman did it!
>Plague Knight
>Wow... Congrats... Or Whatever
>Merak
The Cancer Games 42 won by Sterling Archer had some mixed opinions on the ending which saw Sterling knife Lincoln Loud while Nanahira just quit. But that was yesterday and this is today... or something like that. Either way. WOOOOO! Archer is celebrating his big win the only way he knows how. BY ENTERING IN ANOTHER CANCER GAMES!
I'm gonna need 35 brave souls to take on this intoxicated madman.
>>9004614
Ruby Gloom
>>9004614
Machi Amayadori
>>9004614
Plague Knight
Emilia
Eric Andre
Nice Filler
>>9004614
Reigen Arataka
>>9004614
Xayah
Sterling Archer (Defending Champion)
>>9004614
Imizu
>>9004614
Agrias Oaks
Senshougahara
>>9004614
Night Dog
>>9004614
Plant girl
Ichigo Kurosaki
mfw 1.7 is greater than 7
>>9004614
Cyril Figgis
Damon Gant
Maria and Harusame
Chizuru Hishiro
Yukine
Togame
>>9004614
Fujiwara no Mokou
Did I miss a link because of funposting?
>>9004614
Miku's ass
>>9004614
Lum!
Inkling
Len
Armpit Maidens
>>9004614
Merak
>shit, I wanted to make the OP.
Regi
Bed
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9004614
Rika
>>9004614
Marie
Claudia Enfield
Anchovy
Hoshi
Gotta get that Cancer Belt.
I'm 2 years overdue.
Lord Beerus
>>9004729
Cancer
>>9004663
Why would I want to be you?
>>9004658
>MFW 12 = 1.7
>>9004639
Fuck.
>Runs
Crab Nicholson
>>9004741
Or maybe not.
Don't anyone dare swap me out.
>>9004614
Andy Von De Oniyate
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>9004730
who tf is this
Its 48 now because if i cut out the obvious filler for actual RPers I'll get bitched at so 6 more or deal with the loss of bed and armpit maiden
Araragi
Shepard
Mora
>>9004791
The bed is my filler, take it out so I can lay in it and sleep. or not.
>>9004796
>not the first post from this IP
>>9004787
That's a monkey.
Double King
Kiyama Harumi
THE GRONK
>>9004791
Arashi
Sanae Kochiya
>>9004614
Urotsuki
>>9004811
???
>>9004614
Sucy Manbavaran.
>>9004815
Same guy?
>>9004855
>kissu mushroom maiden
>>9004860
Yeah, he's a pro-player for League of Legends. Team Solo Mids manager right now, Reginold.
>>9004867
nice rp
>>9004791
The moon itself
This is filler, cut if not needed
>>9004614
Watashi
>>9004888
thanks I tried
>>9004888
Trips confirm, this is the RP of a God!
5 minutes for swaps
>>9004868
Reminder that TSM dropped one of the best CS:GO teams in the world to pick up a pretty-okay-at-best team solely because they were an American team.
>>9004867
>
Ugh, affection. Can we not do this? Thank you very much.
>>9004901
>>9004834
>>9004735
Put her in, would you?
>>9004901
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>9004901
>>9004810
>>9004855
>>9004828
>>9004901
Swap me out with her
>>9004903
Thanks Gore.
>>9004901
Looks good to me.
...Wait, Emilia, you're in? I thought you were heading to bed.
>>9004855
>>9004901
This sucks...
>>9004912
...Or maybe not... Thank you.
In that case, the slaughtering will continue.
>>9004901
The gronk was my filler, change em for someone else if there is anybody looking for a spot.
>>9004740
>>9004901
I-I was overlooked.
>>9004901
This should be fun. Lets see how all you humans do this time.
>>9004903
They should have picked a Godly American team.
>>9004920
>>9004901
Miscounted, give it to someone else.
>>9004920
Sanae's already in
>>9004920
There's no need for that, I've arrived on time.
>>9004901
>>9004929
I'll do whatever I want, get off my back!
>>9004952
You're looking cute today
>>9004901
Let's begin.
>>9004958
All right, all right. Sheesh. No need to be so hostile.
>>9004965
I... uh...
Thank you! You're looking great as well today.
Ak!
I did mysewf a, uh...
uhh....
duhhhhhh...
Heehehe!
Pway Ak! Pway!
Ak besty fwend!
Ak wet me wub on her?
Sooz howny! Sooz howny!
>after finding a note on Sucy's desk, Akko soon discovered that Sucy had found a way to lobotomize herself using magic.
>The note requested that Akko keep her in such a state forever, and that she be used as a daughter/sex toy by anyone who pleased.
>Akko, not being stupid, quickly went to the teachers about Sucy's latest jaunt into perversion.
>unfortunately, it would take them around a month to gather all the materials needed to enact a counterspell.
>Akko and Lotte were just going to have to take care of Sucy until then; a burden neither desired.
>maybe they could thrust the responsibility onto Amanda, Costanze, and Jasminka if they were lucky
>>9004952
You arrived last, where you belong.
>>9004977
>>9004822
Others don't need to do that why me...?
is brantsteele loading slow as hell for anyone else?
>>9004992
Because no one knows who you are.
>>9004933
I knew I was right. You're getting to be like how you used to be when we met, you know that? Worse, even.
>>9004992
others have been. Also because I don't know your character, sorry.
>>9005005
G-goodbye...
>>9004992
You play the most generic anime girl ever. Link your shit, bitch.
>>9004990
That was quite rude, have a bit of faith in me, I'll do fine.
Someone give me a spot
>>9004998
Working perfectly fine for me.
>>9004988
>>9005024
>>9004901
>>9004799
Give this kid my spot then.
>>9005020
nice false flag :^)
>>9005024
>>9004901
Regi gives spot to the chimp.
>>9005012
It feels better off this way... I'd rather be like this.
>she takes her chainsaw off her bike and revs it up
>>9004988
OwO
>>9004932
Ah, I already know that transformation spell. That seems like it went quite wrong though.
>>9004919
Oh, lucky me.
>>9004988
>Chooses daughter option
>Gives her hugs and plays with her until cure is found
>Kind of regrets parting with Special Sucy when it's time for her to be cured
>She doesn't remember you afterwards
>You go back to your dull life alone, missing the days Sucy would cling to you
>You smile a bittersweet smile as you watch Sucy collect mushrooms outside through the window of your room like she used to
ITS THE NUTSHACK
>>9005039
>>9005045
That's what I expected. Thank you both for your sacrifice. I'll be taking both of your spots.
>>9005029
I couldn't get the edit page to load for he life of me, took 5 minutes.
>>9005081
It is indeed the house in which the nuts reside
>>9004988
Well, that's certainly... interesting.
I think you have the wrong thread, though. ERP is that way.
>>>9002704
>>9005084
>>9005088
Now don't get greedy, you only get one spot. Even then I could have called you that Slowpoke kid.
Get out there and don't make more of a disgrace out of yourself.
>>9005096
HEY!
WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
>>9005091
>>9005088
It was likely a problem on your end with your connection. Looks good by the way. Start whenever.
>>9005078
>fucking dies making macaroni
>>9005109
>>9005088
I like the name. You're a good man for waiting until I've shown up.
>>9005104
Have I ever done such a thing before? No, of course I haven't. I've all but gained nothing but the best reputation around this place, sir!
>>9005124
This gif tried to crash my browser. Anon we've talked about this before.
>>9005088
Huh... odd. But yeah, looks good to me.
>>9005124
>3 fucking megs
Saved!
>>9005140
>eats the macaroni
>>9005050
Like hell it does, Uro! Turn the thing off while I'm talking!
>She flinches at her own harsh tone, looking nervous all of a sudden.
...Please.
>>9005084
Oh God. It's you again.
>>9005095
>I think it's pasta, my friend.
>>9005088
Fine. It'll do.
Shall we? Let's go while I still have the energy to bother.
>>9005126
We are number one but ________.
>>9005163
THAT WAS MY MACARONI
>>9005146
>implying i'm the same guy
A-anon please...Perish the thought.
...Ok I'm sorry again
>>9005143
Then prove it to me. Good on you to, but no need to be so formal civilian. Just call me Shepard.
Bloodbath 1/2
>>9005168
Pasta sure. but I wrote it.
>>9005175
Every 1 is replaced with a random number determined by RNG
>>9005185
And it tasted as bad as you look in that dress. Seriously, how the fuck do you fuck up macaroni
>>9005175
Everytime Eggman-kun wins someone leaves HG
>>9005203
Good luck everyone
>>9005168
>*shrug*
>>9005203
...You know it's a long bloodbath when it's split in two.
>>9005203
I'm sure I can manage that
>>9005175
It's about me! Hee hee hah hah!
>>9005203
Oh, good. The gender-confused one.
>>9005210
the instructions were made in hebrew
>>9005221
How long does it take for there to just be Eggman-kin left?
It sure does make it hard to comment when EVERYONE RUNS AWAY!
>>9005167
>Urotsuki stares at her for a few moments. A sigh escapes her, and she lowers her chainsaw
..What, Rika?
>>9005253
I'm just biding my time.
>>9005253
I don't have to do anything, she just has to leave!
>>9005253
*shrug*
Oh well, let's get this party started.
>>9005245
We need to cherrypick him out of the games.
>>9005168
Should that be "thank god it's you again! I've missed you so much!"?
>>9005202
Right on, Shepard! Watch and be amazed, because I, Natsuki Subaru, plan to kill everyone in this place with my bare hands! That's my goal, anyway.
>>9005253
Books? Only rookies use books! Even if we had to, books don't mean anything to these people.
>>9005277
>tfw Eggman won 8 of my games
>>9005290
He only won one of mine.
>>9005203
Well, I dunno why I got it, but I'll try to put it to use.
>>9005278
No, it shouldn't.
...just stay out of my way, if you could.
Len once again proves to be one of the deadlier Cancer Game newbies, eliminating multiple early on in the name of her love Smol Plague Knight. Also... Lesbians sure are popular today.
>>9005295
Has yet to win the Cancer Games.
>>9005295
>tfw Vert won 361 out of 392 of mine
>>9005302
>Grumblegrumble why do I even have henchmen grumblegrumble
Oooooo, Former champion Mokou is down after just 1 day. How will they recover from this defeat? Tune in next time on "Press F to Pay Respects"
>>9005302
What's with your eyes? Why are you looking at me like that, I freaking hate you both! D-don't touch me!
>>9005305
I almost laughed, but then I realized this is probably true...
>>9005302
Why did I have to get so cocky earlier?
>>9005325
F, Miku's glorious ass
>>9005302
>miku absorbs the explosion with her behind
the ass was fat
>>9005300
That's a rather bigoted request considering you came to me first. You wouldn't happen to be bipolar or something similar, or do you just like telling others to get away from you?
>>9005302
I'm plenty accurate and fast enough. I make sure to keep my weight down just so I can be agile.
>>9005302
All this ammo will surely come in handy.
>>9005302
>>9004734
>>9004680
You won't even notice I'm there.
>>9005325
>all this anime trash
Good riddance I say
>>9005329
>The remaining 23 are LF and Kaneki.
>>9005341
>I-I'm sorry, but I'm not in any mood to do rp. I'm about to go to bed actually.
>>9005358
Luckily Vert, LF and Kaneki are you. So that's 392 wins for Mokou!
>>9005361
>oh, no worries my dude. Sleep well. :v
>>9005361
Good bed, Reegen Ahratahka
>>9005361
Goodnight
>>9005302
I cannot help but feel watched.
Wait, what on earth did you call me?!
>>9005358
I should post Ken Fillerneki in your games more often, I like your winscreens.
>>9005372
>But in my own games
>>9005361
>Good bed, Regala Aphoretta
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5o16EZEog
I G N O R E
G
N
O
R
E
>>9005386
You should post Yuma, BECAUSE HE'S NEVER WON ONE OF MY FUCKING GAMES!
>>9005390
Why do you always post songs here
So Archer and Hoshi have similar... interesting? choice in entertainment...
>>9005335
And now it's kind of... chunky.
>>9005345
TOUHOU ISN'T ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9005390
Hey Dach.
>>9005265
...Thanks.
>She echoes Uro's sigh, relaxing only a tiny bit.
Look...I'd like to think I know you after this long. And this? This isn't the person who resolved to change. This isn't the person who manned up and left her room all that time ago. This?
>Rika gestures at basically all of Uro.
This is that person who thought it was okay to commit mass murder because it was just your dream.
>>9005302
>>9005341
Oh? We won't? As long as you don't make yourself stand out in the crowd, then you're free to join. We - well, mostly I - operate using stealth. That's why we are so effective.
I'm assuming you know full well of what will happen if you fail and expose yourself to the world?
>>9005361
(>kissu
Ciao Reigen)
>>9005402
I'll just undo everything you've undone, making your undoing a waste of time.
>>9005402
I propose you all keep your distance or you'll get stabbed in the face, or we can even go as far as to tell you to quit the game now or we'll kill you.
>>9005402
>she's on the floor, shaken up due to the violation done to her by a succubus and a corpse, if she only took that desk job and avoided all this
>>9005402
Buh gawd king, that squid girl just threw that talk show host through a shelf!
>>9005402
>Ever since finding that actually shooting it was actually surprisingly similar to using a slingshot, Lucky had apparently actually practiced the use and care of a firearm.
>Now what he needed to do was actually use it.
>>9005402
>And with that death, goodnight. Thanks for hosting.
>>9005302
...this bed isn't for sleeping, is it?
>>9005337
Just a warning, actually. I don't need more problems than those I already have.
>>9005402
I guess a little backup never hurts.
>>9005402
Hmph... Now you're dea-
...What in the hell...?
>>9005414
Even if I do, there won't be anything to connect you to it.
And don't worry... I'm about as normal-looking as they come.
>>9005413
>the chainsaw in her hands shakes as her hands do.
...It's tougher to change than I thought. And it never completely went away.
>>9005454
Congrats on your eleven kills, and goodnight.
Ruby Gloom, despite her arrogance in carrying her Cancer Games championship with her, has managed to save herself and her allies, mean while Hoshi forms the Korean Krew with Regi.
>>9005396
>check the folder because I'm sure I got a kuga express wincard
>mfw when I don't
Crap you're right, maybe I will plaster some kugers on your games. When do you plan on hosting?
>>9005483
Thanks, Ruby.
>>9005396
>>9005484
>mfw
>>9005471
11 kills? When did this happen?
>>9005484
>Tomorrow for sure.
>>9005456
You're the one that's going to have a problem if you keep this up. I don't think you know just how strong I am.
>brb. my tumtum hurts. Gonna go for a smoke to fix it.
>>9005483
>Plague Knight looks around and takes note of everyone at the meeting.
...You all look utterly useless. Hee!
>>9005483
Ugh.. again another horrible showing.
After a fairly peaceful day 2, we must take a moment to mourn the fallen.
>>9005483
Be happy that I am generous! molenga!
>>9005483
>sighs
Another one of these?
How lame.
>>9005506
Oh, really? I'd sure looove to see how strong you are.
>it's fine.
>>9005483
That's fine... I have nothing but time now.
Bide your time if you can. I'll be waiting...
>>9005483
Hey, what the hell are you doing on my show set?!
>>9005498
I have several of those with other characters at least.
>mfw a triple Superlsam winner
>mfw a triple Phantom Game winner
I used to be everywhere.
>>9005502
I'll try to be there, [spoiler]mom[/spoiler]
>>9005467
Good. The last thing the either of us need is our "gang" to be imprisoned. I hope you don't think you're going to get any action. We work efficiently and quickly as to not arouse suspicion.
>Kosaku fixes his tie and looks back, wondering just where Reigen is. He'd like a second opinion before adding the woman he was after him a few nights ago to their little clique. "Great. The one time I need help is the same time it's unavailable. Good grief." He looks back with a blank expression.
I suppose you look relatively normal. You're in, but we don't tolerate recklessness. Keep that in mind, lest you bite the dust during a mission.
>>9005499
Board Games CCCXXXVI yesterday.
>>9005467
And you think I don't know that? Hell, I've been trying to be less...hostile to people because Sapphire said it'd be better for both of us, and you know how well that's been working out for me? It's not! It's fine to enjoy a bit of violent stress relief but this...this is just you doing this because....
Ugh. Because you don't think you can actually succeed in anything else. Right? You're afraid of trying to do anything that'd make things better, since you think you'd just make everything worse...right?
Xayah wasn't killed by Archer but she was close enough to death to be easily finished off that night. Meanwhile a lot of secret meetings are being held.
>>9005579
Maybe someday.
>Kaneki wins three in a row during ava weekend.
>>9005583
I don't remember that...
>>9005583
You're mistaking Agrias for Saber
>>9005579
You always knew how many wins you had
>>9005620
Maybe my password shouldn't have been 1234 after all.
>>9005582
Is that what you have? A gang?
...What a suspicious stare.
>her glance is mostly normal, if with a hint of danger to it
Fine by me. The arena makes strange choices, but I won't question them.
>>9005620
It helps when you know people.... and how they work.
>>9005613
...
>she doesn't respond at first, casting her gaze downward
I can't afford to be afraid, and yet...
>>9005620
20,000 bells and a silver slingshot? Sold.
>>9005620
The heck do we have a code for?
>>9005620
Hey, don't you have the feeling someone's watching us?
>>9005643
I have almost all of them saved, so it's not hard to keep track. I also have 4 Armaggedons, and three Value Cards.
>>9005630
Feels good, I mained him hard since then
>mfw 10 wins in two weeks.
>>9005620
All i want is the ranch in the fridge over there, and I'll be happy.
>>9005719
What is it with him and ranch?
It looks like the Korean Krew may be dead before it can even hit it's stride, though Hoshi may yet live, Lucky haven't you seen Zombieland? Always double tap. Meanwhile a dog traps a fetish and a bed in an elevator and they manage to escape... I won't even question how. But who could have killed Len? A jilted lover? perhaps a Knight of sorts or a neglected squid child?
>>9005659
I know, Uro. I know better than anyone should. How do you think I feel, doing any of this? How I feel watching you turn in to...this and not being able to do anything about it!?
>Her voice chokes up for a second before she catches herself. She takes in a slow, deep breath, reaching down and pushing the chainsaw off to the side.
But you're not getting anywhere by being afraid of trying. No risk, no reward.
>>9005729
W-well... I shot him in the head! There's no way that a man who was shot in the head could live to...
...Fuck.
>If you don't get the reference I swear to God.
>>9005729
Shouldn't have left that bed there for them to bounce out
>>9005729
Just don't expect me to have your back when you break something on your end.
>>9005729
>Plague Knight amuses himself by throwing bombs into the pool to scare children that pass by him as he relaxes.
>>9005729
She doesn't seem like a threat for now, but I guess you never know.
>that Len event commentary
>made me chuckle.
>>9005728
> i think the joke is that it's supposed to be weed, because his ranch character is like a college party boy or something.
C'mon brotendo, just take a hit of this ranch, i promise you'll be happy you did ut afterwards.
>>9005742
>doesnt get the reference
>>9005659
Not quite. Me and that other man had agreed to work with each other if needed. Supposedly, he knew one of my "colleagues", but that isn't important enough for you to know. It's just you, me, and him. And I don't quite trust you just yet. I'm not as gullible as you think I am.
>Kosaku shakes his head, looking behind the woman to check for any potential dangers. Afterwards, he shakes his head once more and gazes back at Urotsuki.
What are you talking about? "The arena makes strange choices"? You came here by your own free will, and I will entrust you the responsibilities given along with your choices.
>>9005729
>>9005772
Just try to catch me! I be you'll never be able to keep up!
>>9005778
at least Aussa's not just shooting one-liners
who has the stronger thirst
garry vs rika
who will win the urotsuki bowl
find out next time on /hg/
Oh dear god the carnage! Competitors being vaporized left and right. 16 people killed by the lasers including several top contenders to win and the previous champion.
>>9005778
Bitch, shut the fuck up. Don't like it? Ignore it.
>>9005729
Was this because i forgot to add you to my game last night? If so, this serms like it might be a bit overkill, don't you think?
>>9005793
i want to see some ntr shit
>>9005763
>Fallout New Vegas you faggot. The pic's a reference to Joshua Graham, a character from the Honest Hearts DLC.
>>9005796
Eh. Sorry, but my own life's worth more than a bunch of bells and a fancy slingshot.
>>9005793
soviet
A moment of silence for the dead... especially me.
>>9005793
>>9005796
Rude...Thanks host and grats future winner
>>9005796
Shit. Fuck. Piss. Dammit.
>>9005796
Corra como o vento!
>>9005729
>>9005788
>Kosaku is snapped back to attention as soon as the man calls out to him, a more attentive look appearing on his face.
What? Was I doing something wrong--?
>Kosaku realizes what the person just said and ditches the skis, running after him with a fearful expression on his face. "Nani?! I strayed away from my objective while talking to someone! The others will have taken notice!"
Get back here, you little brat! I cannot allow you to run any further without us taking your life!
>>9005824
F me.
>>9005729
I can at least do this much....
>>9005796
Good luuuuck. You'll need it for sure.
>>9005730
Tch....
>she drops the chainsaw entirely
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore...I'm directionless at this point.
>>9005772
I see.... Not much of a full-on gang. Not that I'd expect one from a normal-seeming salaryman.
This place isn't entirely under anyone's control. Besides, haven't you considered what's brought these particular people together?
>>9005730
Can you just stop.
>>9005851
>F's
>>9005833
Inkling becomes the very first person to successfully kill someone with the elevator... congrats.
>>9005872
Only 2 deaths at the feast? These contestants desire to live upsets me.
>>9005854
No.
>>9005824
Mess with the best, and that's what happens, Archer.
>>9005853
FIND that direction! At least try. Don't you remember all that stuff we talked about? Publishing your book, painting, baking sweets and such? I know you haven't even dragged in that stuff for the second one I got you in to your room. Sometimes, you just have to pick a direction and go, just as long as it's not backwards.
Look, I...I don't have the answers for you. It's not my place to give them, all I can do is give you support. And you and I both know I'm more than happy to give that, especially now. Look at my eyes, I've barely slept this past MONTH I'm so worried sick!
>>9005872
>>9005849
No way! I need to survive this game in order to buy myself something I've been longing.
>Imizu continues to ski down the mountain before disappearing into the forest.
>>9005894
...... I want to cross the redline with you.
>>9005872
>>9005908
>>9005927
>>9005872
>>9005908
>>9005942
>>9005937
>>9005894
A pillow is just as good as a gun. Or an axe. And either way, it's not as messy or loud.
>>9005923
Eh, not hungry. And besides, we just had a fuck-deadly event not that long ago.
There's a doujin where alice shoves a tiny Marisa up her puss puss
>>9005894
>from a nearby bush, she watches
Why didn't I pick a faster acting one? Damnit.
>>9005923
I can at least esca-
>>9005926
... I know what I'll do...
I'm going home, Rika.
>strangely calm, she picks herself up, walking back almost as if in a trance
I know exactly what I'll do...
>>9005944
Theres a doujin where Alice fucks a girl (male)
>>9005944
Emilia and Gant fight off assassins while Marie (who is a squid and can swim) watches a girl drown saving a puppy.
There a doujin where sex happens
>>9005965
This is not okay!
!
>>9005942
>>9005944
>>9005961
>>9005970
Didn't you know? Splatoon squids can't swim in water. Only ink. They dissolve if they hit water.
>Lucky stares down the mountain of paperwork... then gets to paper-work.
There is a doujin that is actually a doujin.
>>9005969
dont jinx it!
>>9005853
We do the things we do in our best interests. I need answers, and I will do whatever it takes for me to get them.
>Kosaku scoffs, staring at the woman with a disbelieving expression.
I know that. I was more inclined to believe it was fate, but saying it was the place itself and not your free will? That says to me that you're not responsible. What's the point in joining if you were "told" to do it?
>>9005928
No, I cannot allow you to pass any further! That's the last thing either of us would want!
>As the man disappears into the forest, Kosaku feels a sense of dread overwhelm him. Running as quickly as he can, Kosaku makes it to the entrance to the forest... But by that time, he bets, the man would have gone far enough for him to not be able to catch up.
...Curses! That... BASTARD managed to make a fool of I, Kosaku Kawajiri! The rest of the chasers would have my head on a stick just for failing them!
>Kosaku begins to walk through the forest, praying that it wasn't too late.
It doesn't matter... I never have given up on a goal without seeing it through to the end. Come out, you trickster.
There is.
>>9005985
>>9005999
There is, in fact, a doujin.
>>9005994
squid kids do, but we don't know about squidults, I would assume that is an issue with kids not knowing how to swim.
>>9005985
I'd rather fuck this Alice >>9005982
What isn't?
>want to pick up a mom ava
>don't know how to incorporate her here
>>9005982
>>9006024
No deaths tonight... though not for a lack of trying.
What the fuck is going on
>tfw probably have the best rp in the thread, no exaggeration
feels good, man
>>9006037
This except I don't but I want to kill myself
>>9006044
Alice posting.
>>9006044
One boring fucking game and 2hu's shitting up the thread like usual.
>>9006057
I feel like I'm at cooking with Alice
>>9006051
Fuck no, it's a human. Not a furry.
>>9006003
>There was no response within the forest. Maybe he was already gone or he was hiding only to come out when it was his time to strike.
Claudia is ruthless, you have to be this late in the game, not as ruthless as Ichigo. My god man someone call PETA on that monster.
H-hello anon.
>>9005960
...Fine. I'm right behind you, you're not doing anything stupid on my watch.
>>9005969
Stop whining, at least I'm not yelling at the top of my lungs and swearing nonstop.
>>9006050
Calm down, Shinki, your daughter's fine.
>>9006093
Fuck kek, stop, my sides can't take it
>>9006043
That's real cute guys. Did Callie send you?
According to the Cannon Shots, Lucky did in fact survive that gunshot.
>>9006043
Fuck, she got away.
>>9006087
>Something something Courier something something Joshua Graham.
>Dammit I already used both of my Fallout images in this thread.
>Wait I have my Monochrome images still.
>Phew.
>>9006093
I bet you twenty jerma bucks that's actually a man
>>9006087
Maybe you'll do better in the next life.
Rooting for the dog, I'm feeling lucky today
>>9006108
>still doesn't get the reference
T-today we're going to be making some tea before those mods ban me again.
This is Alice, she is very cute. Please look after her while I go get some groceries.
>>9006123
>Aims gun
Delet this
>>9006130
>tfw you got my hopes up for a second
Izumi, Marie and Lucky make a visit to Spyke. Ichigo quits and retires while Gant kidnaps Dr. Krieger to assist him. Last game Archer kidnapped Krieger and won so what will happen this time?
>>9006130
this is amazing.
>>9006131
>shoots
>>9006130
...This looks a lot like my cousin's kitchen.
>>9006112
see no dick
fear no gay
Who cares if the ass you fuck belongs to a dude if you can't see the benis? She's dresses up like a girl so it can't be gay.
>>9006143
>>9006156
Cousin, let's go bowling
>>9006165
>she
No, anon. You're a faggot.
>>9006173
NICO LETS GO BOWLING
This tea is my favorite type of tea. I-I hope you like it anon.
>>9006128
>In New Vegas, the Courier is a man who was shot in the head and left for dead, then comes back to kill the guy who shot him.
>In the DLC, Honest Hearts, Joshua Graham is a man who was burned alive and left for dead, but comes back wrapped head to toe in bandages. Also he's a Mormon. Insert Mormon Jesus jokes here.
>>9006143
>>9006170
...I fail to see how a squirt gun helps me. I'm not a squid.
Do you have any conventional firearms? Or an axe? Hell, I'll even take a slingshot if you have one.
>>9006188
The timestamp is off