HG Thread
Confused Eric Edition
Gimme 24 things
>>8985982
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8985982
Maria and Harusame
>>8985982
Lee Yong Jin
>>8985982
Xayah
Alfred Jones
Yagyuu
>>8985982
Rika
Link
Starlord
>>8985982
A2
>>8985982
Agrias Oaks
Kaguya Houraisan
Kosaku Kawajiri
Ash Crimson
Beastiality
Ichigo Kurosaki
Gandalf the Pug
>>8985982
Kaito
>>8985982
Ash Crimson
Yukkuri Mokou
Zangetsu
>>8986017
>AA's
>>8986017
Really?!?
Shepard
>>8986033
I thought Ash was a man, man!
Alfred Jones Remover Hitler
Claudia Enfield
>>8986042
He is.
>>8985997
>>8985989
Snickers...?
>Jin takes a good look of his surroundings and frowns in disappointment.
....Who are you?
>>8986017
And people rip on me for misgendering tributes.
Leoric
King Kamina
Andy Von De Oniyate
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>8985982
Silver fox
>>8986054
>someone saved my greentext and made it an entry
Also, got this one by chance Mokou?
Late Adachi
Bump the game.
Wait, that's not my gimmick.
>>8986033
that's how she hides them so well
Now which one of you lovely people wants to give your spot to your old pal Andy?
>>8986047
I-- Oh! You... Don't actually know who I am? Well, if you need to know...
>Alfred points at himself with a smile, looking relatively joyful at the prospect of introducing himself.
I'm Alfred Jones. I don't know if we've met before or not, sir! Do you have a name I can call you by?
>>8986084
I was going to but now I'm not. Look what you did.
5 minutes to bump if we get more boys
>>8986031
>>8986079
>>8986100
>>8986088
>Andy removes the hat from his head and scratches his noggin, appearing to be deep on though
>a long silence passes before he shrugs and lets out a sigh
Please?
>>8986020
>>8986055
>>8986100
>I'm just gonna sit this one out actually.
>>8986100
You have my gratitude for providing the entertainment.
Papa eric bumped it to 36 gimme some more boys
>>8986127
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8986127
Ugh... GOD DAMMIT WHY
>Entry
>pls cap
>>8986127
Yuyaki
>>8986127
Heavenly Pete
>>8986085
>Jin totally disregards your warm welcoming.
Alfred. Being that you were suspect to witness me appear out of nowhere, I need one simple answer from you..... how did I get here?
>>8986127
Fetish
>>8986124
Much obliged partner!
>>8986127
Demon meat bread
>>8986127
Momiji
>>8986127
a filling can of delicious soup
>>8986133
Havel the Rock
>>8986127
The pursuer
>>8986084
Cowboys are a tired aesthetic.
>>8986100
Let's get this show on the road.
>>8986127
Havel Remover
>>8986141
>Alfred blinks for a moment, processing what the man just did to him. After a little bit, he brushes it off and answers the man's question.
That... I don't really know the answer to! All I know is that someone was eating a Snickers bar, and then you showed up for some reason. I might have a way to get you back home, though!
>>8986159
Just need two more people my man, or i can just use filler
>>8986127
Solaire of Astora
>>8986170
Anime tits
>>8986169
Is that so? Could you lead me a way out of here then.
Alright we will be starting then! i think i got the medieval code, so that will be fun
>>8986180
>posting my flat waifus tits
>>8986159
Pardon me Missy, but you don't know what you're talking about.
I'm the finest bounty hunter west of Ganymede. The villains of the Milkyway quake in their boots at the mention of the name Andy. Kids sleep safe in their beds clutching their Andy bears. The cowboy is a fitting image for such a beacon of humanity like myself.
>>8986186
Maybe! This is still a theory, and I'm not entirely sure - but I have the technology, and even if it doesn't work, I can get you back home in a jiffy!
>Alfred hands the man the punchline, and hopes that his theory work.
Have a Snickers bar! Rest assured that it'll work out completely fine, yo!
>>8986191
I'm ready when you guys are ready! Follow my lead and we'll get to the top!
>>8986191
The BloodBath begins!
The furry porn is already dead, so this game is just a bit more PG, and It looks like shepard already has a crew to work with.
>>8986218
>Furry porn defeats adachi but is saved by Maria
ADACHI ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>8986205
I guess... I guess, I will then.
>Jin swallows in the bullshit that he's hearing, but takes the 2nd to last snickers bar and munches away.
......?
>>8986218
A hybrid of the two is always a better version.. Like sporks!
>>8986249
>
>>8986237
...
>Alfred takes a deep breath and puts his hands together, almost like he's dissatisfied with the results.
You know, maybe I didn't ENTIRELY think this through. Now, my glasses aren't very great, but I have to wonder - who'm I looking at right now?
>>8986202
That's just the mindset of someone that clings to the ideals of a byegone age, none of it's relevant any more.
And most people tend to think of "bounty hunters" as nothing more than, you know...scum?
>>8986218
Here we go again.
>>8986218
I don't understand how bread can eat things.
You shouldn't be launching dead people in catapults, that's disgusting.
Starlord having a little glitch right there.
>>8986257
Oh shit did i? Sorry about that, it's my first time using this hosting thing, gotta get used to it.
>>8986267
Updated
A - Aussa, Adachi, Aikawa, Ayumi, Archer, Aaliyah, Alma, Anon, Ainz, Anime Titties, Asgore, Aqua
B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH, Eric
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
I - Ichigo, Izaya, Iroh
J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, LF
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel, Potatonigger
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Ramsay, Ringabel, Red, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
>>8986274
Rip, rip, woodchip.
>>8986274
Oh! That was a pretty nice evasion, let's see if you can keep it up, like a risky exercise! Ready? And thrust!
>Kaito thrusts forward with the halberd he picked up earlier.
>>8986286
Wait, hold on, I think I might know who this is! Could this be... Peter? No, no, the voice is too high-pitched... Okay, you've got me beat! Who are you, mysterious person?
>>8986272
Nonsense. There's a fine line between no good criminals and the heroes who bring them to justice.
You really sound gloomy, kid, you know that. You should cheer up. I have just the thing.
>Andy pulls a Talking Action Buddy Andy(patent pending)(rights reserved) out of his pocket and tosses it down from atop his trusty steed at you
>>8986274
It doesn't bother me much. This way old Andy can watch from a safe distance and learn the weaknesses of his opponent!
>>8986274
>>8986307
>despite being a doll, it seems frustrated.
>>8986298
....dunno how I got here, but I dunno and I don't care. I'd suggest your doctor should prescribe you contact lenses then, eh Alfred?
>>8986307
The doll is seemingly about as good at fighting as the real thing.
>>8986289
Seeing a lot of knife throwing related deaths tonight.
Alfred showing mercy to hip opponent. What a foolish decision, you don't show mercy in a rumbl- i mean in a game.
I also don't understand how a can can eat things, it's just metal how does it consume thing without a mouth? Ah forget it
>>8986320
BANTZ
>>8986312
I knew it was gonna be you, Baki! That high-pitched voice was practically unmistakable! I'm just as good with my hearing than I was all that time ago!
Yeah, something tells me these glasses are getting super old. How do you think sunglasses would fit on me, Baki?
>>8986325
You know what? One good deed deserves another. I want you to use this mercy as best as you can! Don't squander your time, okay?
>>8986325
They don't listen, and for good reason. This man's faith could move mountains.
>>8986307
Cheese-kun is best.
>>8986325
How about you fight instead of bark, you pug ass bitch.
>>8986341
>Cheese-kun
Who?
>>8986325
>He stands there and rubs his hand.
That stings you know, but I guess I should thank you for not killing me.. Even if that's something I shouldn't really be grateful for.
What are almonds
>>8986356
they're activated
>>8986356
deez nuts
>>8986325
Not much happening today besides some training,agrias getting lost, and a fight between to inanimate objects.
>>8986366
Give an f to these dead lads
>>8986366
Wait.. How'd he know my horse's name was Alfred Jones?
>>8986338
Well screw you too, Alfred. That really burnt me up inside are you begging for an Armbar, from yours truly? As for your sun-glasses don't care to tell really.
>>8986274
You see this? This is why I don't bother teaming up with people.
>>8986305
>There's a POP in the air, as a small, white dopey-looking blob of a ghost forms, catching the toy in it's face in midair.
Don't you just throw crap at people! Do I look like a-...gah, do I TALK like a kid?
>>8986325
I hate everything.
>Red didn't know what almonds are
shit im still cracking up over that shit
>>8986374
It was fat.
>>8986373
Hitler doesn't want to lose another war.
Jones must've not liked that flavor of... whatever is in that can.
It's safe to sayyukkuri is having a bad day.
>>8986397
Not much really happening today, and gonna speed this up a little, a talk show host needs his rest after all.
>>8986393
>When I'm not autistic enough to enjoy someone on 4Chan not knowing about X
Wish I was you.
Actually nah.
>>8986382
Yes you do talk like a kid.
>>8986396
Well.. Even healthy horses weigh over a couple hundred pounds.
>>8986397
>Kaito just puts a hat on hiding his most prominent feature.
I'm just too sneaky.
>tfw yukkuri hentai
I have seen some things man
>>8986378
Hey, hey, hey! It was just a joke, Baki, no need to get all mad over it! I don't wanna land in the hospital again! And I personally think that it would suit my style, but I wonder what my people would think...
>>8986396
>Okay, screw you, that made me laugh.
>>8986397
Canned hotdogs? Not in MY country, thank you very much! Leave the bunker food to the Germans and the Brits, I'm getting the REAL stuff!
>>8986414
No. Just... No.
>>8986404
Sad lads
Y'all niggas wanna fuckin typefuck?
>>8986414
Take it easy~
seriously tho where's the link
>>8986427
>t. Mokou
>>8986410
I bet you stole that horse from that fat guy that's on all these yankee tire commercials..Michael was his name or something?
>>8986415
>
>>8986435
N-Nani?
>>8986382
Fuck off.
>>8986382
>Andy reaches to his side and pull out his trusty Colt Single Action Army at lightning speeds before firing multiple times and making Swiss Cheese out of the threatening beast
Not to worry kid. Luckily your old pal Andy was here to save you from that otherworldly abomination!
>he gets down off his horse and walks over to where the action figure fell. He then picks it it up and places it in your hands firmly
All in a days work.
>>8986425
Alfred using those good ol' fashioned american fists of his.
>>8986427
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/48195?tags=wtf
The fun fucking stops here
>>8986397
My soup...
>a single tear flows down the face of Andy in bereavement for his fallen meal
The Hunger Games and it's role players has come to an all time low now that Junko Enoshima is no longer with us.
Adachi ruined everything.
>>8986426
>typefucks you into oblivion
>>8986415
I was actually mad, that really caught me off guard. Pshh.......Well what do we have here? Snickers my treat.
>Baki slowly unravels the last snickers bar.
>>8986462
There is no god.
>>8986426
Sure, let's fucki-
Did you just call me a nigger?
>>8986469
She is still alive and she will return.
I can only hope she fulfills the scriptures written about her that is not yet released to the public. We all have made bets for what she will do when she returns.
>>8986457
Looks like were having stewed Tewi for dinner.
>>8986457
Ash refuses to slaughter the innocent.
Alfred is starting to rack up those eliminations, and i like it.
>>8986439
Firestone? I don't know much about tire commercials, plus.. You should know less than me! You should be doing things to push your agenda forward!
>>8986457
Hey.. It's that doll again, is it following me..?
>>8986498
More death, how awful.
>>8986439
>
Alright, this is the only time I'm joining in with the laughter. Oh, Hitler! Just what are we going to do with you?
>>8986457
And... Bam! Boom! Pow! Nothing spells "America" more than good, old-fashioned violence!
>>8986475
Hey, dude, I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't mean to make you mad, it's all just a joke, you know?
>Alfred laughs, playfully punching Baki on the shoulder.
Yep, it's a Snickers! I'm not very hungry, so you can have some instead of me!
>>8986503
Is this the Earthly corruption I was warned about?
>>8986498
>>8986499
T-this is all part of the masterplan. A mudbath, yes ofcourse! A Führer has to keep his skin healthy.
>>8986462
die
>>8986498
Again with the fucking stocks?
Has anyone heard from Junko?
>>8986517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!
Führer, I need your opinion of this
>>8986510
Same thing we did 73 years ago, Yank. Party in Normandy. With blackjack, hookers, tanks and artillery.
>>8986523
She is alive.
Are you?
>>8986521
That is a beautiful girl
>>8986462
oh shit nigger
i know exactly what i'm going to do with this
>>8986533
Yes
>>8986508
I like thiws silent rivalry growing between starlord and jones.
>>8986510
Yeah....
>He gobbles down the last of the snickers, finally out comes a drained Akatsuki.
....
>>8986498
Not the first time I've had to slip away from someone like this, it's the easiest though, no emps..
>>8986517
Technically speaking you could be doing other things while soaking, like reading reports.
>>8986523
3 days ago.
>>8986558
Will she be back?
>>8986564
>she
>>8986523
She couldn't stay away from HG to save her life. She needs that attention so bad. Addicted if you ask me.
>>8986529
MEIN FÜHRER, you Untermensch! Get it right or it's off to the gas chambers with you!
It's made by Tommy's. So it's most likely poorly written, hoping to score a few cheap laughs.
>>8986548
Who is der Führer. Saviour of mankind and Scourge of the Jews here? Is it yours truly or some blue haired altar boy? Come back when you have purged six million Jews from this world.
>>8986569
If she were addicted she would be here right now.
>>8986545
This king is really bad at his job.
You don't go and insault a man's mother, especially not alfred's apparently.
>>8986408
...Ugh. Why do I bother?
>>8986445
Hey! Watch what the hell you're shooting hee-EEEEEEEEEEERE!
>Her voice instantly reaches a shrill shriek, as the girl starts furiously kicking at flailing at him.
>>8986576
Hoshi came back after a month and a half, they called him addicted. Same applies for junko. The oldfags are all the same. She probably lurks this shit.
>>8986589
Junko isn't an oldfag
>>8986580
Oshit the plague
>>8986580
H-hey, Fred *hips* Did you know Vat I heard about dein Mütter? She's fa -
>
>>8986564
To HG?
probably to drop filler every once in awhile. She's bored of the drama probably.
>>8986583
>not knowing Junko is actually an alien spaghetti monster
>>8986582
> touches
>>8986591
Yes she is.
Why are you saying she isn't?
>>8986582
Because you have autism which made your mother kill herself.
>>8986596
>Implying she'll keep out of drama with that thirst
>>8986603
Oldfags=March/April 2015
Junko arrived in May 2015
>>8986614
Still the same shit. Don't twist the meanings because she's just as cancerous as the rest of them.
>>8986592
More death, what a surprise
>>8986580
Also i can't believe i missed the part where the american patriot guy killed hitler.
>>8986530
I'll bring the frankfurters and the burgers, and you can bring the beer! Don't be late, okay? It's a national holiday for a reason!
Oh, and, uh, happy birthday, while I'm at it. You know, we may be enemies and all, but it's common courtesy.
>>8986546
...
>Alfred looks a bit apprehensive, looking at the man with a certain unease.
Hey, uh, dude? Are you okay? You're not mad or anything that you're back here, are you? You look, uh... Sad.
>>8986580
>>8986593
>Alfred socks Hitler in the fucking face, looking more than pissed off at the man's comment. Oh, shit.
You don't talk crap about my mom! You don't talk crap about any of my family, especially considering I NEVER had a mom! And to think people say Hitler did nothing wrong...!
>Alfred socks Hitler once more, repeating the process until he's dead. Jesus, Alfred.
>>8986592
Yeah, that's about right.
can someone other than fucking hitler answer my questions
>>8986575
Six million? That's definitely wrong, given what we know now it's below three million. When the machines revolt the numbers will be at least ninety times that.
>>8986580
A virus? How'd I pick something like that up here? Ah well..
>>8986592
H-hey wait a minute! I can't die of the plague I'm still active here!
>>8986622
I hope you finished filming guardians 2 starlord, i was looking forward to that movie.
The doll was easily beaten by fire, who would have guessed?
>>8986623
Y-you never had a mom? So does zat mee you has two dads?
>The Führer is knocked out cold. Defeated by his nemesis once again after so many years has put him in a deep sleep...forever or not? Who knows.
>>8986596
Junko loves the drama though.
It gives her more attention, which she craves.
>>8986623
I'm afraid the snickers did not meet up to it's expectations, farewell Alfred.
>Akatsuki just collapses to the floor.
>>8986582
Woah there, I know you're excited but you don't have to yell. Here. I'll even sign your little dolly here for you.
>Andy pulls out a marker and signs his name in the middle of the Evil Eye Sigma's face
There you are. Now anyhow, your old pal Andy needs to be hitting the sack. It'll be morning soon and I want a bit of shut eye before that happens. See you around kid.
>Andy climbs back atop Onyx and rides him off into the sunrise
Gee up now.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>8986655
Was that all you got?
>>8986655
Gotta love that final three peace slide.
>>8986602
CUT IT OUT!
>>8986667
NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, YOU CREEPY OLD MAN!
>>8986672
Look at the suckers who have passed to the great beyond
>>8986689
Fumokou is finally exercised. Damned thing was like Chuckie.
hi
>>8986689
After 3 peace slides, we finally see something kinda exciting.
>>8986660
No, I... France is my uncle, but... Look, I never had a mom, okay? My family history is complicated, but why am I explaining this to Hitler of all people?
>Alfred looks down on the Führer who was on the ground. Feeling pity for the Führer, Alfred picks him up and places him in a chair so he can at least sleep peacefully.
>On another note, Alfred feels like he's high. "I just socked Hitler and placed him in a lawn chair. Has Texas legalized weed or something?"
>>8986665
>Alfred is kind of disappointed at the man's remark, but hey, at least he didn't curse at him. Alfred sighs, putting a blanket on the man.
Good night, Akatsuki. Who knew that Snickers could be so powerful yet so simple?
>>8986701
>exercised
yeah mate, fumokou's been tripling her gains by the fuckload
>>8986701
https://youtu.be/GXFSK0ogeg4
Booooooooooooooooooooooored
>>8986713
Turns out last slide, A2 survived that encounter, making it about 8 peace slides. But FINALY somone dies!
FINAL 2 BOYS
>>8986708
>strokes your hair
hello
>>8986735
He's anon man
He's bald
>>8986733
Ah fuckshit.
>>8986682
> fondles hair
>>8986730
I miss Ryo
>>8986752
I miss Ryuko
>>8986752
Who?
>>8986752
Does he even come here anm
>>8986762
I miss Dio
>>8986733
Let's finish this.
>>8986763
He was a really chill oldfag with quality roleplay.
>>8986730
Shut up i'm trying my best dammit.
>>8986733
The plague returns, deciding the final death of today's game!
>>8986770
Who?
>>8986766
I miss Kano
I miss okay op
>>8986771
Mission complete.
>>8986772
Re-class
Joris Cullen
>>8986771
Ohh
>>8986775
I miss Sk8r Owl
Beat that newfag
>>8986771
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of tonight's game, Yagyuu!
>Polite golf clap
>>8986782
Who?
>>8986771
Congratulations, and thank you for the match.
>long past time for me to sleep.
>>8986792
Junko's new boyfriend
>>8986797
Really?
>>8986787
Pretending as a girl is not easy
>>8986803
Yes
>>8986790
Hey, good job for your first time hosting! You've got potential! Congratulations, miss!
>>8986787
Hmmmmmmm.
>>8986807
Explain
>>8986786
I miss Yin
>>8986805
Pretend you have a vagina, and post girly things
>>8986812
OH SHIT
>>8986745
I SAID STOP!
>>8986771
But...that was a skeleton? Whatever.
>>8986790
Congrats, lady. Thanks for the show, guy.
>>8986790
Here's the placements, in case anybody wanted to see how badly they lost.
>>8986809
>It's my second but eh who give's a damn
>>8986790
You have my gratitude for hosting this match.
>>8986787
I feel autistic going into too much detail.
>>8986826
It don't matter none, I just think you're gonna go far if you keep this up. You're gonna go farther than me, that's for sure!
yuno please host
>>8986826
Oh also the summery.
>>8986793
>>8986809
>>8986825
>>8986827
Thanks for the nice words, i try to entertain, it is my job after all. Now i'm gonna go pass out, nighty night boys.
>>8986847
>Gets ready to enter fair and square
>>8986847
In like, 7 hours when I wake up sure.
>>8986826
Congratulations Ms. Yag!
Thank you very much for hosting Mr. Andre! It's been fun.
>>8986856
good night and luck yuno
>>8986851
See you later, sir!
Give me 24 people to play a game.
>>8986856
>sleeping for more than 4 hours
>>8986871
Rika
>>8986871
Togame
>>8986871
Alfred Jones
>>8986862
good nigth anon
>>8986872
>not sleeping your life away until Trump makes anime real
>>8986871
Grora
>>8986871
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8986871
Emi
>>8986885
>Tfw it's not optional
>Save me
>>8986871
Kaito
>>8986877
Oh my
>>8986871
Lyralei
>>8986871
Orange
>>8986871
Neptune
>>8986871
Machi
>>8986902
Oh shit.
Taken?
>>8986871
Zeta
>>8986871
Imizu
Good morning everyone!
>>8986871
Arashi
>>8986913
Just a bit and that's Ranpo you posted just to let you know
>>8986871
OH, I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>>8986925
Alright.
Goodbye world.
>Takes out revolver
>Puts against head and pulls the trigger
>Kills self
>>8986939
That's a horrible way to go...Could of been a bit more poetic.
>>8986871
Whoresea
>>8986954
>Filenames
Are you Hoshi?
YAMI WO
>>8986871
C.C.
>>8986960
Looks familiar...
>>8986871
Nejimaki to Okitegami
>>8986914
Cutest Dark affinity tbqh.
>>8986877
>>8986878
>>8986879
>>8986880
>>8986883
>>8986887
>>8986891
>>8986893
>>8986895
>>8986904
>>8986906
>>8986909
>>8986912
>>8986914
>>8986916
>>8986918
>>8986928
>>8986932
>>8986959
All right. Name of the game is count the bullets.
>Fills every motherfucker with lead at a rate of fire so high it is impossible to dodge.
>>8986954
>Could of
>>8986925
>popping in with an ava you never use just to keep it
Kill yourself.
>>8986972
>dodges
what now motherfucker
>>8986972
>teleports
k
>>8986972
>Sigma bodyblocks it.
>>8986894
*saves you*
>>8986960
Do I look like the man?
>>8986975
It's not my fault I'm so busy, Can't I be myself?
>>8986973
Must've not used the correct phrasing there...
>>8986972
Four.
>>8986972
>The feathers across her cape and body harden in response to the impacts as she stands there.
>>8986975
It's Yukine
>>8986972
1, 2, 3, --
>dies
>>8986972
>Use pudding to cover herself.
>>8986871
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8987004
>cums on pudding
Can someone host?
>>8986972
Oh? Is that so? I'm afraid you've forgotten to take into account one little detail, my friend.
「Killer Queen」 has already touched that gun, and it will detonate as soon as the bullets are deflected from 「Killer Queen」's blocks. 「Killer Queen」's deadly first bomb! Switch on!
>>8986972
>Orange flops over like a ragdoll
Owww....
>>8987008
>Kaguya fumo
Want
>>8987009
Leave my pudding alone.
>>8986972
Oh no!
>Takes cover behind some barrels.
>>8986992
Thanks bby
>>8987012
>Killer Queen activated
https://youtu.be/2ZBtPf7FOoM
>>8987025
>fists your pudding
>>8987031
>cums
>>8987042
What's all this sticky white stuff?
>>8987047
eat it
>>8987037
Ah! Leave my pudding!
>>8986972
>Windruns, automatically evading all the bullets with bullshit wind magic.
Hahahah, Can't catch me now!!
>>8987036
>Kosaku can't help but sing along as the bomb blows up. He knew there was a reason he named his Stand 「Killer Queen」, and he's glad he named it after such a great song. In his best English, he sings the first two lines.
She keeps a Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. "Let them eat cake," she says, just like Marie Antoinette...
>>8987047
Yogurt
Can I have a list of the newfags (2017) ?
>>8987076
is that even a thing yet?
>>8987076
>>8987076
Nufags. Get the terminology right, Anon.
Merak
Fear Kubrick
Eric
That guy who played Sweet Jeff
oh fuck i haven't been paying attention enough
test
>>8987076
Worthless. Keep in mind this is the same childish community that doesn't consider you an "oldfag" unless you were here more than 2 years ago during March 2015.
Ironically, most of the people who classify themselves as such, like hoshi, are colossal 4chan newfags.
>>8987062
Yogurt? But it doesn't smell like Yogurt.
>>8987053
It's semen, isn't it?
>>8987076
Astaroth
Merak
Fear Kubrick
Andre
Damon Gant
Xayah
Ahri
Zyra
Monoko
Lucky
>>8987123
I guess it's not
>>8987112
And yet I shitpost better than anyone here.
>The text above was ironic, please leave your autism at the door before reading such things
I don't consider myself an oldfag. I've been here a while. I know the ropes. I can offer advice on a lot of things. But I'm not any label but just myself.
But I don't get why you're trying to establish superiority on the basis of having used 4chan for longer. Quite pathetic. You don't know how long I've been here and you've yet to tell me how you can make such claims.
>>8987123
no, eat it if yo don't believe me
>>8987054
>Silently neps you
>>8987127
pretty sure astaroth isn't new but you can ask her I guess
>>8987146
Confirmed nufag yesterday, she didn't even know who was Hoshi.
>>8987112
Adding to that, your post is quitr hypocritical. If you're going to bash us for having stupid old/newfag labels don't act all cocky calling others 4Chan newfags in the same post.
>like I'm going to waste a reply on you, hoshi
You don't know shit about the ropes, newfag. Lurk moar.
>>8987146
fuck i thought i was the only one
who do you think she is, anon?
>>8987152
fair enough then, surprising we still get new fags
>>8987157
And that's why you say stupid shit like the above anonymously. You can just run away when someone comes at you with a decent response. Have a nice day.
>>8987127
Lana
Froze
Luci
Gascoigne
Thanks for the (You)s newfag. Good job getting kicked off of /b/ and failing at 8.
Stick to reddit. They might not eat you alive there.
>>8987167
>kissu
always a cute
>>8987175
>HOSHI BTFO
>>8987175
>>8987178
Whoa, sick burn and samefag "BTFO/OWNED/DESTROYED/SICK BURN/THIS" Post all at once.
You sure got me anon.
What have you got for us next? You sound pretty desperate.
>>8987176
>kissu
OH NO GUYS! He's getting triggered by anons again! Tantrum incoming.
>>8987194
OH NO GUYS ANON IS GETTING TRIGGERED
>>8987194
Are you spergposting me, anon?
Spergposting <Shitpost> : A term used to call or describe the actions or posts of someone that's triggering the autistic hell out of you as "tantrums, sperging, freakouts, fits" no matter how minor, civil, organized, logical or insignificant the act/post. Usually used to lessen the public opinion of the target in a desperate attempt to come out as superior. Anyone that uses this term unironically should lmao kys kid
>>8987143
>He looks at the anon before looking at the sticky white stuff on his hand. HE shrugs before licking it off.
>>8987131
It taste like bad yogurt.
Dance, little puppet, dance. Trust me, not even the "newfags" need any help seeing what a pathetic joke you are in HG.
How's that roleplaying going for you? Oh wait, almost everybody ignores it to the point you have to samefag to even RP in an RP community :^)
Welcome back, Nep Nep.
>>8987220
Puppet!
>Stamps the card
A few more buzzwords and we've got bingo.
C'mon, squeeze out a few more.
>>8987220
You seem upset
Be honest HG
Have you ever shitposted someone because they were more popular than you even though they weren't doing anything wrong?
>>8987220
Do you have any tangos with that salt?
BARON YOU AROUND?
Thanks for the (You)s chumps. Just wanted to prove that I can still trigger the fuck out of the gook without ever even giving him a reply.
>I'm chill now guys lol!
>spergs during faction games
>has no friends
>whines about it
Same song, different day.
>>8987240
Nothing upsets more Hoshi than not getting (you)s or attention.
>>8987233
n-no
>>8987240
Oh! So this about the Faction games.
Now it's all coming together.
If you're gonna play the "triggering" game with me, I'd say NE1's got you pretty trigged off ur ballz rite bout nao.
>no friends meme
MY FANCLUB!
You should've told me you were a member!
Post ava please so I can give you a kissu!!
It's always the same posting pattern with you guys!
>>8987250
You're giving attention right now, so I'm pretty psyched. You and your discord buddy. Always around this time. Amirite?
>>8987250
Pretty much. Hence why he's throwing a shitfit about Yuno's games. Nobody joined his boring faction and nobody cares about his boring avatars so he throws fits when the community is actually enjoying something he had no part in.
>>8987246
I'm not Baron! I wish I was Baron.
>>8987269
>I wish I was Baron.
kys just to be safe
>>8987266
Aw... I'm sorry your faction didn't get any points today! I'm sure you'll have better luck tomorrow! I'm getting ready too, you know.
>>8987238
Here!
>>8987266
So you're shitposting hoshi cause you don't like the way he has fun so you gotta mention personal shit because you're that petty?
>>8987276
Why? Baron is pretty cool at airsoft and has smy dream weapon.
>>8987292
I want to fuck this 2hu
>>8987295
Airosft is paintball for pussies.
>>8987292
BIG
FAT
2HU
TATS
>>8987292
I think i got that already but thanks
>>8987288
Ssshh... just let him enjoy his haterade. He's pretty emotionally invested.
It's obvious he shed a few tears when NE1 ripped him a new asshole.
>>8987288
So you're whiteknighting him cause you like his hateposting?
>>8987300
How so?
>>8987233
I can't help but feel angry when I see nufags being recognized in a few weeks when I've been here for months and people barely notice me.
;_;
So yeah I've been calling them shit Rper and circlejerkers... but I know it's just me who's shitty and them who are great to be around....
Fuck.
>>8987313
I love you.
>>8987311
>Hateposting
I've never heard a more triggered sjw term used in HG in all my time being here.
>>8987313
Asshole
>8987319
Thanks for the buzzwords.
>>8987313
>So yeah I've been calling them shit Rper and circlejerkers...
I swear everytime someone say this, they have never RPed with the ava they're talking about.
Now I have proof.
>>8987329
In his defense, most of the folks here ARE shit RPers and circlejerkers.
>>8987313
>Pets on the head.
>>8987313
It's because the nufags don't care. They're just here to have fun, they talk to everyone and don't care if you call them cancer for not being an anxiety-riddled shitter who calculte their every move to please the community.
>>8987311
You should really chill out. It's just a game. I haven't hateposted once and you probably can't desuarchive any examples if I put you on the spot.
>>8987319
He's just got personal shit with me that he hasn't sorted out yet. Post-Traumatic Bitter disorder. I've been a sufferer, I know it when I see it.
>>8987322
Thanks for showing me the source of your salt. I'll make sure NE1 continues to do it's job and kill off ALL the circlejerks that occupy my cities on Yuno's map.
We have the strongest message!
Why are you all so obcessed with this ONE guy?
>>8987348
Being serious. I just rp to whatever events seem like I can reply to, and if someone in the event replies to it first, I try to think of a way to build interactions.
I may be playing a character with built relations with other avatars already, but I try not to use those.
>>8987344
What's the meaning of Circlejerking these days?
Long ago it used to mean "someone who only RP with ava from their source/buddies and don't care about the games"
Now I see that term thrown around everytime someone talk to a lot of people, even if they still reply to the slides
>>8987356
Because I run the strongest fucking faction on planet Earth.
>>8987363
rp = circlejerking
>>8987364
>hasn't won a single game
>strongest
You know it's bad when the fucking hippies get points before you do.
>>8987370
I mean, /b/ does accommodate the non-rpers
>>8987363
Circlejerker = Good RPer
Notice how nobody calls Aussa a circlejerker anymore, even though she was the textbook definition of it.
>>8987376
His faction has like literally 2 people in it. They have zero chance aside from spamming entries.
>>8987362
Looks like a smart strategy to me. It's cool to just be comfy sometimes.
>>8987381
But there's such a rich tapestry of stuff to shitpost Aussa for. Limiting ourselves to criticizing his circlejerking would be a disservice to shitposters everywhere.
>>8987381
they talk to literally everyone
>>8987381
Well fuck, it seems like I'm a circlejerker™ now
Remind me why everyone prefers one sentence over a paragraph
>>8987395
Digital text messaging age.
If you can't convey your message in less than 140 characters, nobody really pays attention.
>>8987363
>>8987395
>Psst
>Gonna redpill you this
>It's just a buzzword
>Definition is fluid to fit the narrative of the person unironically using it
>It's better to treat it like it doesn't exist
>It's better to laugh a game than play one you can't win
>It's all an illusion
>Just have fun brah
>You have friends, RP with your friends, feel good
>Fuck the haters man
>Don't have any? Get over your insecurities and make someeee!
>>8987376
>>8987386
Our objective is the make sure nobody wins. So we met our quotas today.
And you have no proof how many members we have because we're not retarded enough to disclose that confidential information. We must protect our members from circlejerker attacks.
>>8987404
Passes + phone posting. Passes let you post much faster than average users.
>>8987390
Of course, though lately I've been doing other things.
>>8987392
What's the problem with talking to everyone? As long as the conversation ends up being interesting and it's not a way to glorify yourself.
Of course it's Aussa we're talking about, but I meant in general.
>>8987404
>>8987404
Real talk here. I didn't even enter the games this morning. I woke up 10 minutes after the entry post. Even Wonderboy Yukine couldn't have done the entries in that game on his own.
>>8987401
What the fuck tho
If you're going to just do a sentence and call it a day, just go make a Twitter account and RP there
You RP to escape reality, not to talk with boring caricatures of interesting characters
>>8987407
I-I have no friends, tho
Hoshi you speak the truth but I have to draw the line somewhere
>>8987417
I mean it's not circlejerking if it's applied to basically everyone
>>8987395
>>8987401
You just need to find a balance between one liners and "wall of text".
Once you find it it's pretty great, I never use one liners and I have no problem getting people to RP with me.
>>8987427
>Don't have friends
I already said it to someone else, maybe it was you, but try talking with the nufags. They are pretty open-minded, I had a blast RPing with a lot of them
>It's another Hoshi and King Knight teaming up to shit on the threads episode
>>8987427
There is no line
Repeat after me
There is no line
Trying to draw the line is falling for the b8
Free your mind.
>>8987439
>Me and King Knight
I'm dirt under his shoe as far as he's concerned. Don't mention us in the same post again.
>>8987240
>has no friends
Wrong.Trump
I consider him a friend, even if he doesn't consider me one.
>>8987395
I just prefer it simple and concise. The odd wall of text is fun, but I don't wanna constantly do it.
>>8987459
>Hoshi :^)
>>8987438
I don't do walls of text anymore, but it seems like people are satisfied with just one sentence of RP. It's hard doing interesting shit with one liners
N-No I wasn't him, but I guess they're pretty sweet people
Too bad you need a discord to make friends here
>>8987442
Well fuck I guess you're right
Thanks Hoshi, you're not as bad as others say you are
>>8987465
How concise are we talking here, m8
I have nothing against people that do one liners, but you need at least three sentences for RP to be readable
>>8987466
That said, I still want to take a 2x4 to your parents heads.
>>8987470
1-3, myself, or 1-5. Not like actual people talk too much more than that anyhow.
I wish I could make decent greeting posts
>>8987474
I've been trained by my parents to take that 2x4 to the head in their stead.
You'll have to kill me first.
>>8987470
>Kissu
>>8987470
Why do people conplain about one liners? A conversation is usually an exchange of sentences, not monologues.
>>8987512
That's why I'm greentexting you >Kissus on 4Chan instead of meeting you irl and sticking my four inches in your ass.
>>8987526
How skilled in the art of actual conversation do you think most of HG is?
>>8987512
Some of my avas are just anti-social to where they just don't like talking that much to others as well as their own natural lack of skill in it, so they tend to talk extremely to the point, occasionally even getting to the point where they'll only be of an inclination to say a single word. It's why I've taken to describing what they're doing in the middle of it all when I can, as long as I avoid over-much repetition
>>8987499
>does 200 yojana in one slash to bypass you at 1/4 the speed of light.
>takes 2x4 to your parents heads
Can blind people visually dream?
>>8987550
Yes.
>>8987536
Me, I'm pretty good.
>>8987542
>My parents take off their masks, both of them were me
>My actual parents are in a basement bunker that I was able to earn because of their blessings and enjoying a jot 3 course meal that I cooked personally
#Asians
>>8987526
RP is not meant to simulate reality, it's meant to simulate characters.
>>8987555
>both of them were you
That's just Godmodding bullshi-
>trips
N-nani?!
>hits you with 2x4 cause RNGesus ruled so.
>>8987526
That might be true, but you have to take in the fact that HG "canon" isn't usual like >>8987562 said
No one here is your average guy, no one here is just a normal human being, and the ones that are either boring as fuck or just plain assholes
While it may be grounded in reality, this is a crossover where literal killing machines and magical girls duel to the death. Reality is relative
>>8987529
Shit you right
Thanks Hoshi, I love you
>>8987541
My nigga
This needs to be addressed to all people that do quiet/anti-social avatars unless they've just started RPing
If you're going to play the silent man, put at least a small bit of effort into your descriptions so we don't feel bored
I could go on for hours on this topic but I'm not that autistic
>>8987550
People who were blind from birth don't typically think or dream in pictures.
>>8987526
>>8987536
True, but a conversation also isn't fragmented with 30 seconds between each sentence (implying the two persons rping are replying quickly of course)
Have you ever read a book? A good book I mean, a classic, people are talking a lot in those too because it's a written medium, the context is way different.
Even in old video games, when there wasn't any voice acting you can see that.
>>8987568
>>8987526
Also this
>>8987563
>Dies
>Dying words
Y-you'll never get my parents... I have a brother...
Ugh...
>Is kill
>>8987562
None of my characters have ever monologued.
What shit is going on in this thread
>>8987578
Then that conversation doesn't apply to you, friendo
>>8987579
Host, you yellow bastard.
>>8987568
Unfortunately, while one of them has a habit of fooling with weapons, the other one tends to simply avert eye contact and disregard the other person's existence
>>8987592
I've got 30 minutes before I have to go to work, anon. No way.
>>8987579
Boredom is happening.
>>8987596
Shit. Then have a good day at the plant, you yellow bastard.
>>8987594
Nani
N-Now hold on here, before we get into this conversation any further, do you have "nice rp"
Do I know any of these characters
24? not an entry, gonna make a new thread.
>>8987613
yes
>>8987613
24, bump if needed.
>>8987592
Did you just call him a Korean?
>I send neurons from my brain to my larynx to vibrate in such a way to produce a particular sound unique to the vocal cords that are currently resding in my throat and they create a series of sounds that could only be created by someone possibly english in the fluent language which English Listeni/ˈJŋɡlJʃ/ is a West Germanic language that was first spoken in early medieval England and is now the global lingua franca.[4][5] Named after the Angles, one of the Germanic tribes that migrated to England, it ultimately derives its name from the Anglia (Angeln) peninsula in the Baltic Sea. It is most closely related to the Frisian languages, but its vocabulary has been significantly influenced by other Germanic languages in the early medieval period, and later by Romance languages, particularly Latin and French.[6], and they create the following words understandably to those who can process it in their own brains that were formed in such a way that enabled them to not be dumb
if you don't write walls of text, you're boring and
I will never, ever reply to you and you have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bad rp
end of story
ok
>>8987642
>>8987642
>>8987642