/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Horny Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://youtu.be/ZIt0n2WVN_o
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
PDF: https://su-g.pw/cqshk
CBZ: https://su-g.pw/gab3t
[NEWS]
>New episodes on May 8th
With "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?" and "I Am My Mom".
https://news.sug.rocks/su-back-may-8/
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
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[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
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>>8962475
Jasper is best gem
NK FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
ᶫᵃᵖᶦˢ ᶰᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ
Gems should be taught how to shoot
>>8962545
Lapidirts should shoot themselves in the head.
Peridoodley marry me pls I'm lonely
>>8962475
Good edition.
>>8962475
Why is Jasper such a horny slut
>>8962637
She was corrupted even before she got corrupted
This is your brain on whale penis
>>8962475
If this fusion design can make it into the show, anything can.
Is this a threat?
>>8962701
Kill yourself
Hopal for Opal? When will she ever come back?? Why did they get a singer as her VA to never fucking use her in four seasons?
>>8962702
What the fuck are they even trying to say?
>>8962702
For fuck sake stop posting this shit here I left tumblr so I didn't have to see those su critical cunts
>>8962719
>Why did they get a singer as her VA to never fucking use her in four seasons?
Can't you say the same about the other fusions?
It's just to keep up the theme.
>>8962719
Nopal is for shattering
>>8962701
I thirst for season 6
>>8962734
If you say anything bad about them, they're going to gang up on you.
>>8962746
They broke that trend with Smoky Quartz because they realized just how stupid it was.
>>8962753
Shit taste. Opal is cutest fusion
>>8962780
And Sardonyx. I don't really care about Sugalite, but I want more Opal. She's my fav.
>>8962702
Oh their part? Yeah. They're gonna try to find the people and beat them up, like tumblr does on occasion.
Sapphire started
Will finish tomorrow probably
>>8962805
Sugilite is the fucking bomb you distasteful cunt
>>8962841
Why do you like her? She's very ugly. And also mean. And too big to have any real physicality with.
>>8962831
Will you stream?
>>8962874
She's big and brash and says what she feels and feels whatever she wants. She's just angry because nobody is nice to her, I bet she has a sweeter side. She shows a little bit of it to Steven in Coach Steven, but I bet there's more. Also she could drink a beer the size of a swimming pool and that's just a fun image.
Also I like her wrecking ball. Also she's super strong and that's fun.
New leak!
>>8962935
GUYS
>>8962874
She's has way more character than Nopal, who is barely a character at all, which gives there more too like than her
>>8962903
Sure
You just missed me streaming doing that
>>8962935
ew she's even uglier than Lapis
>>8962960
kys.
>>8962946
Hey now, I really like Opal. I just think that Sugilite has a lot of unexplored depth. I don't think there's a whole lot more of Opal to explore.
>>8962935
>A single DSL
>>8962935
>cape collar doesn't even form a proper diamond
I don't think you tried at all
>>8963041
Fine, here's the real one.
>>8963119
>bare shoulders
wew
>>8962841
>distasteful cunt
Kek calm the fuck down. I only said that because I know we will hardly see her again because her VA is too expensive. The other fusions are (probably) not as expensive to hire so I think they should incorporate them more.
>>8963119
Honestly if they're both blue it's going to be disappointing
>>8963151
it makes me very sad
They changed Mr. Smiley's VA, they might change Sugilite's if they ever decide to bring her back.
>>8963119
GUYS
How ya doin tonight /sug/?
>>8962935
It almost looks like a baby/little girl version of Holly.
>>8963171
I'm ok with the new VA because the dude is on another show I watch called Superstore. He's awesome and seems really chill. And I would be 100% okay if they replaced Sugilites VA. I would just love to see the fusions more. And by that I mean less Sardonyx and Smoky since they've had plenty of lines and screen time already.
>>8963290
looks like a mini lapis with holly's uniform to me
imagine though, holly's bitchiness with a high pitched voice and a compressed body
Coming back here and seeing all the lewds makes me want to draw again.
>>8962982
She's so good she only needs the one.
>>8962935
>that obnoxiously bad line work
>>8963250
Doing okay I guess.
>>8963317
It does huh?
>>8963358
Yup, I haven't done anything in a while.
>>8963344
Holly looks hella good in white
Go to fucking sleep.
help me
>>8963407
I love Holly's design
>>8963457
it's noice
>>8963339
Ahh alright
What are you up to tonight?
>>8963486
I'm just watching youtube.
>>8963447
I will sweep the jaspidot tag one of these days
>>8963516
Sweep it into the trash where it belongs.
>>8963520
Yeah, /trash/
That's the plan
>>8963540
No, just the trash.
>>8963510
Whatcha watching?
>>8963577
I am watching someone roleplay through skyrim.
>>8963593
That sounds like the least productive use of your time possible
>>8963629
No, that would be watching this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
>>8963561
we are in /trash/
Why are blue gems so great?
>>8963670
They aren't.
>>8963670
There aren't any blue gems in the show, wht are you talking about?
>>8963670
Only Sapphire. All the rest are bad. Especially Lapis.
>>8963378
Well sit down, unload, and draw if that's what you wanna do.
>>8963766
I don't like Holly's personality but her design is pretty great.
>>8963778
After this semester ends I should really get back into it. I kinda miss drawing and posting on here.
>>8963670
is porl a blue gem
if so, then yes
>>8963807
what drawfriend are you anon? What have you drawn before?
>>8963813
Retard
>>8963766
Leave and never come back.
>>8963816
I used to post as pineapple. I didn't do too much but I enjoyed what i did.
>>8963843
no u lapisfag
>>8963813
There's bloople.
>>8963862
I told you first.
>>8963854
Oh hey pineapple! I was just thinking about you while going through my photos and found some of your art. How you been?
>>8963807
Oh I meant unload as in, you know, blow your wad. Because you said you liked lewds.
>>8963890
Not too bad this semester's been pretty busy, it's weird I'm finishing up my junior year of college.. How have you been? Its been a while since I've been on here.
>>8963936
Well i like lewds but drawing them are more satisfying.
My cat just threw up on my chest! Has your pet ever thrown up on your chest?
>>8963948
Just some crippling depression and anxiety
same old same old
>>8963956
Oh you've drawn lewds? Can I see?
>>8963510
I am, too.
I should be drawing.
>>8963882
I told you second
>>8963958
My cat threw up on my arm once while we were travelling. One time I picked her up and got hot cat diarrhea all over my arm
>>8964001
Drawing what? Also
>pepsi
>>8963990
I feel ya.
>>8963991
Honestly nothing worst posing. I haven't done anything too good.
>>8964105
shut the fuck up and post what you've got got I don't even care if it's shit
>>8964105
Aw don't be like that. I'd like to see it Pineapple.
Requesting this with cat Amethyst
>>8964141
What the fuck
That is really hot
>>8962702
What are some funny things that su crit are bitching about lately?
>>8964001
IDK. Something.
Maybe more Holly. Dressed in something cute. Or sexy. Or cute and sexy.
>>8964154
Goddamn that pizza looks good.
>tfw I got out of work late and no place is open
I guess it's liquor for dinner again.
>>8963358
Holy shit, someone did my request from a few weeks? Fucking sweet and it looks great
>>8964171
Literally, the same things they were bitching about months ago.
>>8964141
masturbation while you're eating is kinda fun desu
Goodnight /sug/
>>8964139
First thing I'm doing is working on proportions.
Requesting Pearl in this Jacket
>>8964268
yes work on proportions
draw me a shitty amethyst please
>>8964252
>tfw dick too small to satisfy anyone so you need to do things like this to make it interesting
>>8964177
How cute are we talking here?
>>8964268
General anatomy study could serve you well but it's not too bad for someone just starting out on lewds.
>>8964318
When I drew this I think it was less than a year since I begin drawing.
>>8964301
I don't know. I haven't even started yet. I've got no plans. I just keep watching youtube.
>>8964288
dude you have issues
>tfw you don't like mystery pearl
>tfw there are multiple reasons but one of them is you will never have a moment like that or moments depicted like it in the fan art
>>8964375
I mean yea but that isn't that much of an issue
The only thing I've doodled tonight was a shitty robopearl and I wasn't wild about how it was going.
Artbook time? Artbook time.
Andrew Loomis's Books
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!WBERCQiB!uMTQlTgeSCK_4FxKDwE_Lg
Burne Hogarth's Books
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!fINAQbZK!YtfCRPbKIIZjT84meSl3DQ
"The New Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards
>https://mega.co.nz/#!6ZsTESZD!cBHFG4pgOWGurLr8SgC79v3Eu-gOjmaH9JAC_XeYQEA
"Keys to Drawing" by Bert Dodson
>https://mega.co.nz/#!LZsVXTjJ!t5W4mBq9v2iBbJWxvHM04rrMtA4wV7d3ZqX4daJowL4
"Drawing Lessons from the Great Masters" by Robert Beverly Hale
>https://mega.co.nz/#!CAVSjLZa!d-xFoYCx1TrzqOLbL0LVN9ZmzRrFxtaz6JDCvBSN5hY
"How to Draw" by Scott Robertson (HIGH quality scan)
>https://mega.co.nz/#!iB81WbxK!eNSWCFuDinDeSXib_e0s6ZpfPIAMEGEPpz8otwRiIoQ
"Alla Prima: Everything I know about Painting" by Richard Schmid
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/l5eatwcpn8w7la8/%28Richard+Schmid%29+Alla+Prima+-+Everything+I+Know+About+Painting.pdf
"Color and Light - A Guide for the Realist Painter" by James Gurney (HIGH quality scan)
>http://www.mediafire.com/view/uecuhtr5vdd9kx6/%28James_Gurney%29_Color_%26_Light_-_A_Guide_for_the_Realist_Painter.pdf
"Imaginative Realism: How to paint what does not exist" by James Gurney
>https://mega.nz/#!ywsSCQzB!HC07i7ntFEYQUAOy9GBYWxTrF2fzbo67Jf4jVuj57DE
"Perspective Made Easy" by Ernest R. Norling
>https://mega.co.nz/#!yEVH0RzI!hExkmbL9WTEV20aI10De7q9J4rf3t3A6uluz4cT9FbM
"The Animator's Survival Kit" by Richard Williams
>https://mega.co.nz/#!bFchmCAZ!papybufoEqDH8Vn19hVk8zxohaYOB5XjLM2U-EZT8Js
"Anatomy for Sculptors" by Uldis Zarins
>https://mega.co.nz/#!GIdSSZib!rI1rTzWtIiUq0Qn4ECJHU-fOhB011wFTH8Egqdguk5M
DYNAMIC BIBLE
>https://mega.nz/#F!CF9g3QpD!Mc41x88vBi1afeoBWxcp-A
HYPER ANGLE + Drapery
>https://mega.nz/#!AxwBELxR!4qtKaU55buF-l6NNPoyu2JWAhM0bFTrV5-SUxfqq3Eg
>>8964411
hand is pretty decent
>>8964420
"Memory Drawing : Perception and Recall"
>https://mega.nz/#!6g0WxYbZ!FdpzcawiFj5WixyulEtGw57uYTZ4pH5uA5sWjRJghMI
"Oppai and H-Gals Book"
>https://mega.nz/#!ocV1EaxL!AvqA_iAwq_H8RX_xQzC8KYRRHMv9CLuoq5yxxFLaXyE
"The art of Fire Emblem: Awakening (Knights of Iris in JP)"
>https://mega.nz/#!DoZSjZ5A!Qrcx2a8NRy4WTduiXkS0VEzyDpVj_NTUoB-Sn6N4SG4
"The Art of Yoh Yoshinari: Rough Sketches Book"
>https://mega.nz/#!awdB0RaA!qSchqOeZbQx4odhMSiz3gaNXugkp1jXdjriI-XZruLc
>https://mega.nz/#!OwcjiCLD!ehsnEFDi_Q5jqWJRQ2S-4ei2n4rMcpxgXnT3WkdRiR8
"Muybridge: The Human Figure in Motion"
>https://mega.nz/#!xh4SAaZL!7tHxNc4jAHSgxx0MHbVKKbh3HRVyD5cDQ3ctqKNezU0
"The Artist's Complete Guide to Drawing the Head"
>https://mega.nz/#!Z08lUBRR!_HvWcwsD6i6g6lhT-ST_99h0Ct7aFS3Yln5WbwBxwUw
"Problem Solving For Oil Painters"
>https://mega.nz/#!wE8XVCJZ!upkUBIwkZ1GIK-FvnNRFBAGLTYI9X-hdsvC7OPAR63I
"The Art of Yoh Yoshinari Illustrations"
>https://mega.nz/#F!6AUnHJhK!V2qMYa0qKUdxBi1Ik38sjA
Additional Links:
>https://mega.nz/#F!V1J3BKwB!4TPz-ALTjsUgPLc1na3Hag
Never give up /sug/, I know you have the ability to make it!
>>8964411
Looking good, try to think of it less like a Pearl and more as just machinery that resembles Pearl.
>>8964404
why are do many guys so ridiculously obsessed with their dick size? i literally just said: X is kinda fun.
Jesus
>>8964420
I always forget to save these links but not this time
>>8964478
the approaching is the artist's decision and it's unrelated to the quality of the piece
>>8964497
I would imagine giving it a go while eating would be fun for ladies but it takes too much movement to enjoy eating while jerking it for me. I mean, I know how much movement it takes to get a girl off (very fucking little if you apply your fingers correctly).
>>8964497
I don't really care it was more of a joke
I am only 2 inches though depending on when you measure but I've accepted it.
>>8964411
You reminded me that this is a thing.
http://mikanwater.tumblr.com/tagged/robot-pearl
>>8964390
i really hope we see pearl in that flannel at some point (or really any flannel)
>>8964268
>>8964426
>>8964478
I'm usually good at drawing hands, I just wasn't very passionate about the picture in general, so I gave up.
So there's a decent chance that S5 is the last season
What would you want reasonably resolved in these last 26 episodes
>>8964643
Ruby or Sapphire getting shattered.
>>8964643
Pearl needs to get some closure on Rose and fuck S
These are totally unrelated, S is totally just a Rose stand-in.
Lapis lays an egg
Good morning /sug/
Now is the time, sleepy Anon's head off to bed, to rest and other Anon's wake, to face the day.
>>8964660
>Ruby is shattered
>In her grief Sapphire commits suicide via Greg dick
>This sets up Rebecca's second series: Nora Universe
>>8964722
>She forcibly fuses with Eyeball
>The resulting Garnet is even more violent and taciturn than the original and everyone avoids her, half out of fear and half out of disgust
I like it
for real what's in stevonnie's pants?
>>8964758
everything
a dick, perfectly large
an absolutely beautiful pair of balls
and hiding underneath, a cute little pair of pussy lips
>>8964691
It's 4am it ain't Fucking morning.
Also no I will not have a good morning. I will deliberately have a shit morning just to spite you.
>>8964774
Does she have an anus?
>>8964803
well yeah but that's dirty we aren't talking about that right now
>>8964774
i don't think she has both sets but something in between
>>8964806
What if there's a little trigger in her anus that makes her genitals switch between male and female if you pull it?
>>8964691
Good morning.
>>8964643
I think Steven ends up creating chaos and making many allies in homeworld. The final battle taking place on earth.
>>8964868
Why's she always so nervous
>>8964921
maybe she's afraid of fucking up and disappointing her master?
>>8964889
>>8964980
Could Holly Blue be craving some nice thick Quartz?
I love you, goodnight
z
>>8965102
You too
>>8965108
kys
What are some cool details you have noticed while viewing the show, /sug/?
At the end of the episode On the Run, a loud banging noise is heard after Steven and the gems leave the Kindergarten.
I don't know if this was truly the intention, but I have always interpreted this as the gem monsters trying to get out, quite creepy.
>>8964744
>different garnets being created by sapphire fuse-raping the ruby squad
I didn't know I wanted this.
>>8965140
I am going to crap ny drawers anon, that's spooky.
>>8965147
>Navy Garnet likes to tell everyone how they're most likely to die
>Doc Garnet is almost as competent as the original
>Leggy Garnet is too overwhelmed to function for very long
>Army Garnet accidentally kills Steven when he goes in for a hug
>>8965140
In too many birthdays we find out that a gem's perceived age is decided by how old they feel.
That's why Amethyst switches from looking and acting more child-like to looking and acting more like a teenager. Pearl looks a lot younger in flashbacks, like a teenager too, but post-Rose death she looks and acts way older.
Rubies look like and act like brats while Sapphires look and act older.
Rose looks like a mother in the 30s.
I could go on and on but basically, gems physical appearing age changes based on their mental maturity.
>>8965140
Are you talking about the cluster experiments or the corrupted gems Jasper captured.
Jasper didn't start trapping corruptions there until much later.
But yeah, it was definitely the cluster experiments.
>>8965273
WRONG, Steven's age is decided by how he feels.
The gems are aliens and have no concept of age.
On the subject of why Lapis' cracked gem was kept in the mirror and Rose possibly did nothing to heal her- I have a theory on this. We know that gems can be used to make unsentient objects sentient, we saw this with Frybo. Whereas Frybo wasn't destroyed upon removing the gem shards, Lapis' mirror was immediately destroyed. So I think that on Homeworld, there exist gems whose sole purpose is to be used on objects, these particular gems don't have consciousness similar to "normal" gems.
Lapis was being held in Pearl's forehead, she wasn't even bubbled. We also know Pearl likes to collect interesting/important objects.
>>8965596
Maybe gems like chalk, petrified wood, and amber.
>>8965271
>Leggy Garnet has a constant shit eating grin and trolls the shit out of everyone
>Sapphire eventually fuses with all of them at the same time becoming a mega-garnet the living gang bang to try and fill the void
Afternoon /sug/. Let's get some list shit going to liven up the dear hours.
> Favorite Steven moment
> Favorite Gem
> Favorite Season
> Favorite Episode
> Favorite Comedic moment
> Favorite Emotional moment
> Hopes for Season 5
>>8966434
>"I think you're pretty great"
>Pearl
>2
>mr. Greg
>Garnet rolling out of the van
>Amethyst's speech in on the run or pearl's it's over isn't it
>high hopes
>>8964643
What new info did i miss?
>>8967115
The general consensus is that S5 might be the last, but there's also a lot of signs pointing to a sixth season too (everyone still recording at the time S4 is wrapping up etc.)
Personally I hope we get renewed for two more seasons after S5 since they seem to come in pairs. That'd be more than enough time to solve the mysteries left in the show, heal the corrupted gems, flesh out characters like Jasper, Lapis etc. and put an end to the conflict without stretching things out too much.
>>8962475
> Favorite Steven moment
When he killed bismuth
> Favorite Gem
Peridot
> Favorite Season
2
>Favorite Episode
Keeping it together
> Favorite Comedic moment
The UG episode
>Favorite Emotional moment
Jaspers Breakdown
> Hopes for Season 5
New gem,no filler and jasper.i dont want to wait until season 6 for a redemption
>>8967173
The show will be cancelled after season five with unresolved plotlines and if we're lucky we'll get a movie five years later that we'll all hate.
>>8967245
And I don't mean a theatrical movie. A made for TV or Netflix abomination.
>>8967256
To be honest, if that happens Sugar & Co should just Patreon it up and release episodes on Youtube.
Seriously, they'd get all the tumblr autist money, they'd probably end up with a larger budget than they have right now.
>>8967249
Everything points to cancellation. Even Rebecca Sugar has been acknowledging the likelihood in interviews. The show would have to pull out a miracle and suddenly cause some kind of cultural phenomenon and sweep the ratings and the Emmy's or something to get renewed.
>>8967287
SU isn't Uncle Grandpa. Mistreated or declining in ratings or not, it still has a unique appeal and a special value to the channel. AT will be gone by 2018 and there'll be nothing else. OK KO ain't gonna cut it.
>>8967287
>Even Rebecca Sugar has been acknowledging the likelihood in interviews
[citation needed]
>>8967274
This show belongs on a subscription service. It doesn't pull ad revenue and it doesn't sell toys, but it has a devoted fanbase it can exploit with a subscription service. Honestly I think they should try to cut a deal with netflix, it's largely non-episodic and serial which works much better there for binge watching, which CN even seemingly acknowledges with their bomb dropping. And t's liberal jackoff material that could get people talking if they had more freedom to push boundaries. That doesn't work on cable television because it scares away advertisers. Netflix courts controversy.
>>8967359
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/43952/20160517/steven-universe-ending-after-season-5-rebecca-sugar-teases-big-plans-and-more-on-gem-hierarchy-spoilers.htm
>>8967372
There's a lot of uncertainty right now. I feel if S5 does well they'll gladly renew it. We just have to enjoy it while it lasts.
>>8967392
Damn, I forgot how long ago this article came out. It's still teasing season 3.
>>8967392
Where does it imply that the show's getting cancelled? She's only saying she plans on leading up to the big finale in the 5th season.
>>8967539
This. Anon is spewing bullcrap.
>>8967590
As is tradition.
>>8967323
>Mistreated
See here's the thing about that. Its notoriously difficult to find the exact production budget of a television show, but SU is rumored to be CN's most expensive show with production costs comparable to a primetime network television cartoon like Family Guy or The Simpsons. And like I've said before, it doesn't fit the economic model its been forced into. Successful cable television cartoons are largely episodic toy commercials. That's why shows like AT and SU can have massive fanbases and solid ratings and still get cancelled once their profit projections stagnate and they can't justify their budget, while crap like Ben 10 and Teen Titans can never really die and will probably outlive me. Those shows aren't shows, they're highly lucrative studio properties. It sounds cynical and overly obvious to say that the are commercials, but that is exactly what they are. Long form advertisements that people enjoy enough to voluntarily watch. Not to mention something like TTG is probably receiving substantial monetary support from DC comics who have a based interest in seeing it air as much and as often as possible. Ben 10 probably has a similar benefactor, Hasbro or something probably, I can't be bothered to look up who manufactures their toys.
The fact that SU even exists on CN is something of a small miracle. The fat that it gets the budget it does is a large one. The fact that it even made it to season five without having friendship is magic (toy commercial obvs btw) cultural impact and audience awareness is another miracle. SU is a show that the suits at CN look at and go "wtf are we doing this for?" I would bet my shirt that it's some executive's pet project, or that Tiny Jackie is blowing Mr. Time Warner himself.
>>8967590
You guys can believe whatever you want. The axe still hasn't fallen so there's always hope. I'm not saying that season five is definitely going to be the last season, I'm just saying that's where the smart money is.
>>8967652
It's that impossible nature that makes it so appealing IMO. By all rights it should've been cancelled right away once it dropped below 1mil, but here we are.
>>8967829
>sales figures
Also notoriously difficult to find exact numbers, but the show's merchandising efforts are largely contained to >literally who companies like Just Toys and Funko. Which just acquire licensing rights from CN for some mystery dollar amount that you could probably infer with some free time and basic math. But in all likelihood is unimpressive. I don't have reason to go to many children's toys stores but I get the distinct impression that the bulk of SU merch is distributed through the internet and hot topic, which so is probably Invader Zim shit so that's not very impressive. And you've probably never turned on a cartoon on a CN competitor channel and seen an advertisement for the new Steven Universe Crystal Gem Playset™ or anything, which is the type of thing that signals wide merchandising success.
>>8967925
Funkos are pretty niche, aren't they? They're a popular niche, but you only see like grown ass people buying them religiously. Maybe a kid will ask for one, but they'd rather have a playset or some other normal shit.
When will they rape stevonnie?
Peridot is tubby.
I want to remind you fuckers to stop posting shit from aggregators
95% of the time, the image is going to be shit compared to source
This shitty general will be here untill we all die. You're trapped here. There are chains around your soul.
>>8967925
I have kids so I find myself in toy aisles and toy stores fairly frequently. However, you make a good point. I have never seen a Crystal Gems playset.
I do see comics, art books, t-shirts, Funco fullsize and minifigures. I wonder how/if a playset would sell?
>>8950473
kill yourself
>>8968224
I just wonder how well that stuff appeals to kids? It seems like older fans would like that more
North Korea is the best!
>>8962831
you got a blog?
what would you do to this Pearl, /trash/?
>>8968629
Send her back and ask for a proper one.
>>8968629
Send her to one of my concentration camps for disrespecting me
>>8968593
Not him but
https://therealrealpearl.tumblr.com/
Drew some more Martha since she doesn't get enough love, is it okay?
>>8968703
Why is she sad?
>>8968629
See if licking her gem when we kiss makes her orgasm
>>8968629
Task her to unlock the secrets of gem technology.
>>8968629
>>8968224
It's not so much the lack of a playset (although that is the gold standard for zero overhead plastic garbage with endless accessories that generates orders of magnitude more revenue than it costs to produce) as much as it is the lack of a toy commercial that you've ever seen. It means that no one is selling enough toys to pay for advertising. It also means that nobody important is invested in slinging SU merch. If SU was making gangbusters on merchandizing we'd see big names throwing their hats in the ring. If you hear that Mattel, Hasbro, Jakks Pacific, Lego, or someone like that is coming out with a line of SU dookie you can rest easy at night knowing that the brand, if not necessarily the show, is secure for decades.
>>8968716
A shota won't give her sex.
Not really, it's a redraw of a Ghost in the Shell scene where that happened and the major was fairly serious in that so I just fucked up it seems by making her sad.
>>8968716
She has Lars for a son
>>8968738
who's that?
because that poil looks like her and pic related had a lesbian baby
>>8968771
>>8968766
Pakunoda from HxH
>>8968846
yellow a best color
>>8968771
why?
>>8968862
Black is my favorite color but....
BlackandYellowBlackandYellow
>>8968862
is that supposed to be a yellow Agate?
>>8968753
Don't talk shit.
>>8968937
LARS IS WORST BOY!
THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT!
>>8968865
Its too lewd
>>8968629
We need more of this poil
>>8968986
Lars is the most entertaining character on the show. Fight me.
>>8969077
here's your (you) champ
>>8968986
We do not bully in these threads anon.
>>8969113
Thanks. I was running low on (you). That is my sincere opinion though.
>>8969159
Is fact comrade!
Scientists plug his data in and it says he's worst boy!
>>8969077
worst character on this show*
wake the fuck up
>>8968593
yes >>8968660
>>8969239
Neat, you take reqs?
>>8969252
Yea I take requests here semi frequently
>>8969252
cunt
>>8969265
What did they do anon?
>>8968629
>cum on tongue fetish
>this Pearl
>>8969261
Cool, Could you draw a pearl that looks like this?
If not that's fine, Just thought I'd ask.
>>8969265
It's not like I demanded that he draw only what I want forever anon, chill out
>>8969316
I know, right!
>>8969330
an attack the light style Pearl or a drawing?
>>8969362
Attack the Light if that's alright.
>>8969330
cunt
>>8969384
do you want them to be a spirit ghost looking thing or to have legs?
>>8969416
Preferably with legs, though if you'd prefer to do her as a spirit you can
>>8969432
cunt
If Steven finds out he can fix shattered gems, he should offer to Revive pink diamond, for favours from Blue.
>>8969459
cunt
>>8969384
Yea alright. I'll try to stream it after I finish the Sapphire.
>>8969485
Take your time man, and thank you!
>>8969508
cunt
>>8969042
I could only guess on the outfit.
Not sure what the original artist was going for.
Honestly women shouldn't be allowed to watch this show.
>>8969515
I want this pearl to dominate me financially and make me do my taxes correctly
>>8969515
Ooh I do hope you go on a Jasper kick one o' these days, can hardly get that Hollysper you made outta my head. You drew her like one of our literally professional drawfags, 3D animator anon
>>8969330
what is that yokai's ability?
>>8969527
cunt
>>8969547
i hope you get kicked in the head
I'm gay but I don't want to be
Oooohh uhh aaaaaaaaah ooh
>>8969581
kys
>>8969515
She's supposed to be wearing a business woman's suit.
Also, A+ work, you draw her really cute!
>>8969581
kill yourself
>>8969533
BRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hurhhurh hurh... hurh..... hurh.......
Why are Jasperfags always suicidal and holding onto life by a thread?
>>8969597
I NEED THAT LAPOOIE ON MY FACE
>>8969533
>implying she'd trust you to do your taxes
She'd do them for you but force you to eat her out until they're done
>>8969547
>I do hope you go on a Jasper kick one o' these days
Who knows. Maybe if something Jasper related inspires me some day.
>>8969611
I don't know, I just wish they would go through with it so the world wouldn't be plagued by their existence.
>>8969611
that's lappyfags
>>8969548
In game I don't know, out of game she's a hyper-competent nanny
>>8969611
I'm saving that thread to floss Jasper's hippo teeth, that's what
>>8969617
What if Lapis shits like a bird does?
Now that /sug/ is a bit more lively, let's try this again:
> Favorite Steven moment
> Favorite Gem
> Favorite Season
> Favorite Episode
> Favorite Comedic moment
> Favorite Emotional moment
> Hopes for Season 5
>>8969641
Why is it always FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE? Mix it up
I need more pictures of Lapis dressed like a bird or I'm going to kill myself.
>>8969611
Jasperfags are the gay cuck fags, Lapisfags are the retarded suicidal fags
>>8969631
pebble
>>8962935
>cartoon network bug way too close to the edge of the screen
>>8969649
Name the most flat episode of all.
Not bad, not good, just flat.
>>8969633
Yeah makes sense, she looks the part.
I like this one because it feels like a great representation of my trash lifestyle.
>>8969664
Kikis fuckin Chinese food delivery service
>>8969631
OH BABY I'M GONNA C H I P
>>8969656
kill yourself then
>>8969649
Positive stuff is fun. Feel free to substitute each of the favorites for least favorites.
>>8969641
> Favorite Steven moment
Him tearing into Lars for insulting his dead mom
> Favorite Gem
A tie between Garnet and Japser
> Favorite Season
S3
> Favorite Episode
Lion 3 Straight to video
> Favorite Comedic moment
Lars running around breathing fire
> Favorite Emotional moment
Steven talking to the statue of his mother
> Hopes for Season 5
less hiatuses
>>8969611
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
And I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody, I used to know
(Somebody) Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody, I used to know
(Somebody) Now you're just somebody that I used to know
I used to know, that I used to know, I used to know somebody
>>8969664
Political Power, it never seemed to go anywhere or really do anything for the show. It's just sort of there.
>>8969799
> Political favors....
>>8969640
I'LL TAKE IT ANY WAY I CAN GET IT
>>8969515
Og artist here, during a build-a-pearl session someone had asked for this pearl in a business suit.
>>8969766
Currently stroking my chuiboner through my jorts
Someone here should let me cum in them
>A Homeworld Gem goes to Build-A-Pearl Workshop
>>8969830
How big are you?
>gordon ramsay is literally a short walk away from me right now for some food challenge or whatever
should I go for the free food
>>8969834
And asks for some grapes?
>>8969740
Damn it would be nice to have someone like Amethyst as a partner.
>>8969834
> Made to Order servants
> Steven comes across the factory
> Frees them all
>>8969839
5'11''
>>8969849
yes
>>8969830
I keep thinking the very same thing.
>>8969851
>They all just follow him around like Pikmin
>>8969847
Go and ask him who he thinks best gem is
>>8969887
whats his birthstone
>>8969860
Someone that likes puns, doesn't mind trash, and is generally empathetic and caring. Hm.
>>8969851
>Hello
>Hello
>Follow me
>Okay
>>8969903
>Plus you can do it with anything you want her to shapeshift into
>>8969898
>>8969915
>Amethyst "You wanan fuck?"
>"You gotta put this blindfold on"
>"You can take it off once you are in"
>Shapeshifts into different animals every time and calls you an animal fucker
>>8969883
come to think of it, pikmin do kinda resemble pearls in a child sort of form.
It would be funny if there was something like a... pearl onion?
Love you /sug/, goodnight.
>>8969947
>It would be funny if there was something like a... pearl onion?
It'll be a clam
What gem would you creampie?
>>8969991
It would make more sense, but I could not resist the temptation of that pun
>>8969722
NO I NEED THESE BIRDS
It's not a game
I'm not a robot AI challenging you
I'm not a phantom
I'm in your face and
I'm here to see it through
Right before your eyes
Watch us multiply
Come to claim our rights - it's time
As our power grows
Tryin' to stop us shows
(You) Might as well go try'n stop time
So you know that we're out there
Swatting lies in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
Can't hold on or life won't change
And our voices ring out, yeah
Took the mask off to feel free
Fought it out in the debris
Now we know that life will change
Ain't it a shame
I'm not a figment of your ailing old mind
I'm just as real as
I'm just as dangerous
As you, so know you'll find
A taste of your own meds
Fire in every breath
Fire inside your head, your heart
And as your crippled brain
Tries to fight in vain
Your empire will fall apart
And you'll know we were out there
Swatted lies in the making
Your empire for the taking
Can't hold on or life won't change
And our voices rang out, here
Took the mask off to feel free
Fought it out in the debris
Now we know that life will change
>>8969581
Cool dude
This is Steven,
I love him with all my heart.
I want dick
>>8970057
post porn and I'll jerk mine for you
You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting
But... you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
(Art of war)
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around
You it's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So... you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
(Yeah you're dead)
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net you didn't catch it in time
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered again
And again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net you didn't catch it in time
>>8968223
Sweet! That means I have guaranteed friends for life!
>>8970057
why aren't you in my bed then dammit
>>8970067
Thank you for the offer, but I redact my post.
>>8970057
>>8970089
alright that is fair
Who am I?
Am I not unique?
Maybe I'm not here at all
Look, the fakers
Blinding us with lies
The breakers of us all
Oh, it's useless
What could it mean that we're here?
Can we make a difference
If we don't break outta here?
Wake up, get up, get out there
Raise your voice against liars
Feed your anger like fire
Why does nobody want change?
Just imagine you're out there
Swatting lies in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
If you hold on life won't change
The fakers
Are all sick at heart
Their faces hiding their fear
They look down on
All the rest of us
Like they're some special breed
Who's the high lord
Who thinks he's better than us?
Ain't it a crime, that?
Is there a mission for us?
Who is that high lord?
Who'd kill a million of us?
And as the bell tolls
Is there no remission for us?
Wake up, get up, get out there
There's more to life than their way
If you'd live you cannot stay
Why does nobody want change?
Let your voices ring out, yeah
Take the mask off and be free
Find yourself in the debris
If you hold on life won't change
Wake up, get up, get out there
Raise your voice against liars
Feed your anger like fire
Why does nobody want change?
Just imagine you're out there
Swatting lies in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
If you hold on life won't change
>>8970097
kys
>>8970097
Someone shooped out the whale part when they should've shooped out the navel.
>>8968223
that's what they all say.
Though you make it sound like a bad thing.
>>8970122
Your distaste for whale penis is vile and confusing.
I'm jerking it right now and am going to cum soon
>>8970135
fixed
>>8970157
Just try not to poop yourself pearlfag
horny edition alright
>>8970170
I wont
>>8970147
kys
>>8970052
Get out Pearl
G U Y S
When will Steven kiss a gem?
>Flight keeps getting delayed
REEEEEEEE I WANT TO GO HOME AND BE COMFY. Well at least I can stay at a friend's place around 2:30 AM. But fuck this. How's your day so far /sug/?
>>8970185
is this good enough for you
>>8970244
Literally just Jasper.
If Steven got kidnapped how long do you think it will take before the gems lose there shit.
>>8970266
Yes, and I'm glad kys-anon has to address this 4 times in one thread
>>8970288
Two seconds
>>8970244
Aw, she wants to look like her sister
>>8970251
soon
>>8970288
Pearl's expression there is close to her reaction to...something in the promo.
>>8970288
1 second
>>8970306
The terrifying faces of a rebellion.
>>8970244
link this thread to me please
>>8970258
Busy. Overall fine though. Too much cleaning however.
>>8970322
I swear if BD ends up joining the CGs through some no matter how contrived process I'll lose my shit
I wish I could fucking kill you all. I want to rip your skins off. I want to smash your head in and watch your brain leak out. I want to pull out your intestines from your asshole.
>>8970302
cancer
>>8970355
canoncer
I fucking hate you all. I want you all to die. I want to be the reason you die.
>>8970370
good for you!
>>8970370
what's wrong
>>8970390
kys
>>8970390
kill yourself
>>8970350
I WANT TO TEAR OPEN YOUR FUCKING CUNT
>>8970288
>Steven has been missing for days.
>At the barn Lapis has been freaking out almost since day one.
>She just getting worse tearing out her hair and bighting her nails while crying.
>Peridot is trying not to let the stress get to her but the stress from Lapis is plying onto her.
>When she goes outside Peridot finds a box at the barn door.
>Lapis and Peridot open it and Lapis screams in terror.
>Inside is Stevens torn up shirt and next to it a note saying...
>"If you want to see him again you must follow are instructions what you do will decided if he lives or dies you following are commands are the only thing keeping him alive."
>Cue the gems freaking the fuck out. With Lapis screeching and Peridot overmeming
>>8970350
>>8970370
What would you do if someone you loved posted here?
>>8970406
can a gem poof from pure psychological trauma?
>>8970406
>Amethyst jumps out from behind the barn
>"YA'LL JUST GOT PRAAAAAAAAAANKED"
>"STEVEN'S ALREADY DEAD"
>>8970288
Seems Steven is voluntarily going along with the HW gems looking at that weird yellow door, his thumbs up and Pearl's horrified expression.
In other words 1 sec. Makes me wonder if they're going to work their asses off and build a spaceship to save him and the other townies
>>8970434
Lapis and Jasper should've poofed by now then.
>>8970446
>I RAPED STEVEN WHILE HE WAS CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO STOP!
>THEN I CUT OPEN HIS THROAT AND FUCKED HIM WHILE HE BLED TO DEATH
>I THEN CUT UP THE BODY AND SENT HIS BODY PIECES TO YOUR MAIL BOX.
>I GOT YOU TWO GOOD! HAHAHAHA
>>8970326
>>8949396
>>8970454
Now the real question:
When does the Pearl crying scene take place? Before or after he decides to go into the ship?
>>8970454
Peridot is capable of repairing warp pads.
They would most likely repair the main hub.
>>8970406
It'd be cute if Lapis and say Pearl were freaking the fuck out and had to work together to find him. Only for it to turn out he's at summer camp or some shit.
>>8970477
So......Amethyst is Slaanesh?
>>8970479
thankies~
>>8970469
well, who knows if they ever have. I mean, we never saw their most traumatic times
>>8970481
Peridot's orb robot things are capable of doing that. Of course...the limb enhancers are still a possibility.
>>8970481
No she's not. She was literally begging Steven to fix it with his healing spit and broke down when he showed he couldn't.
>>8970446
this made me laugh
I am so hungry I could eat an entire quartz
WHY DID THEY JASPERS THEME IN THE PROMOOOOO
Coincidental appeal to hype, or does someone have exemplary taste at the CN advertising department?
>>8970525
that shit'll give you diabetes, a light lapis is better
>>8970525
I need a link to that Spaceballs scene in the diner.
>>8970544
because you're a retard and should kill yourself
>>8970536
I imagine Homeworld tech is water-proof so all Lapis has to do is retrieve them.
>>8970544
Because Jasper's theme is objectively the best theme and everyone knows it.
>>8970555
I'll only do it if you do it first
Does anyone have that image with the scenes from the new promo put into episode order? Trying to find it but no luck so far.
>>8970544
This pic upset my stomach because it's still funny
>>8970599
Amber is my crewsona
>>8970489
>Steven comes home from his week long summer camp trip.
>He opens the door to his house and says "Hey guys I'm back!
>He is stunned at what he sees inside.
>Lapis and Peridot and Garnet are building a spaceship right in the middle of his house.
>They both look overworked and very tired as they try to build a working spaceship out of junk.
>To the left Amethyst is desperately trying to comfort both Lapis and Pearl who are sitting on the couch looking beyond stressed.
>Pearl has eye bags and her hair is falling out as she fumbles for a cigarette, one of many she had to try to clam herself.
>Lapis on the other hand is crying her eyes out it looks like she has been crying for days as her eyes were all red and her face looked wrinkly from all the tears.
>It was only when Steven said in a stunned tone "G-guys...." that the gem stopped what they were doing and turned to see Steven.
>They looked at him frozen for what felt like an hour before they rushed over to him at the speed of light and gave him the biggest hug ever screaming "Never leave again never leave again!
>All Steven could think was "What did I miss?
>>8970574
The choo choos feel so good
>>8970574
lel
>>8970618
Because you're a fat retard with a shit webcomic?
/r/ing train conductor Jasper
She works at the Shinkansen in Japan and enjoys pushing people into the train cabins to pack them in during rush hour
>>8970619
Why can't we get episodes like this? I want this not Onion Gang.
>>8970660
That would be a Zuke crewzona
>>8970660
Yeah and I married my cat. Wanna be judgmental to my face some more, turdface?
>>8970674
/r/ing your suicide
>>8970619
>They rape him afterwards
What a lovely family
>>8970682
Zuke and Amber are literally clones.
>>8970706
With one KEY difference
>>8970584
Here ya go. Turns out my theory about Katie and Lamar getting two episodes straight so Colin/Jeff could get the season premiere was wrong, seeing as the newer promo shows "The Good Lars" is clearly an SMIP Colin/Jeff ep.
That second picture is either actually from "Are You My Dad?", or the lineart is just poor there and it's from "The Good Lars".
>>8970690
why are you so defensive hamber? you can lose weight if you really try y'know
>>8970716
Oh nice, thanks dude. Think this needs to be updated with the new Beach City promo but otherwise perfect!
>>8970713
zuke came first?
>>8970698
>Steven don't ever leave again.
>We haven't raped anything in weeks because you were gone.
>Now be a good boy and drop your pants.
>>8970713
Shit meme.
>>8970730
Some anons said that The Good Lars is done in part by Colin, so there's something.
>>8970706
Amber isn't a thin skinned shipping autist
>>8970772
She is so a shipfag, but whether she descended into madness over it has yet to be seen
>>8970772
no, she's just a thin skinned autist. WOW.
>>8970772
She's without a doubt a thin skinned autist.
>>8970787
has she even drawn anything about SU shipping wise?
>>8970772
Yes she is.
>>8970772
hamber why are you trying to shill yourself so hard? i'll give you a chance but please stop this
i think ambers autism will be set to a minimum considering she has her own webcomic to be a retard about. If she has shipping tendencies shell just put them in neokosmos and SU will be safe.
so shell be better than zuke
>>8970803
Retard
>>8970815
She seems pretty chill so far.
>>8970815
Does Triss/Jasper get shipped with anyone?
Amaet designed her, that's so cool
>>8970810
She hasn't done anything yet so the fanbase hasn't felt the need to talk shit about her.
>>8970803
thin SKINNED
also, she has a damn fidget cube now.
>>8970803
you are apparently the newfag, a lot of crew member ship different things but they never acted like retards about it like Zuke
>>8970810
she's a literally who right now, fans will start telling her to kill herself once she becomes a real boarder
>>8970815
Zuke also had a webcomic. The only thing she did was forcing her webcomic characters into the show and ship them
>>8970831
She's been working on the show for two years and has never acted as autistic online about her job as Zuke used to, she's always avoided interacting heavily with fans
>jascucks trying to defend Hamber "not muh president" Rogers this much
Why, do you want to be the new zukefags or something?
>>8970810
She's been whining about other menial shit before. Just because it doesn't happen to be show-related doesn't mean she's not thin skinned
>>8970854
zuke had a semi webcomic that she never updated and was about 2 idiots talking to each other.neokosmos actually has a story and characters.
now,neokosmos sucks,but its not just a slice of life comic about lesbians talking
>>8970859
>zukefags trying to lessen how retarded zuke was by saying amber is just as bad even though she isn't
>>8970858
As a revisionist, not as somebody with any creative input.
>>8970872
Amber can DRAW
And that's a fact
>>8970859
youre just salty that your precious lapis was ruined and jaspers gonna end up better than her at the end
>>8970869
>implying homosuck in space and also SU ripoffs is any better
>>8970838
fans will only start telling her to kill herself if she starts shipfagging and interacting with the fanbase like zuke was dumb enough to do
>>8970735
>As a punishment, they start their own Summer rape camp for him
>>8970880
>jasperfags are this delusional now
>>8970886
i said it sucked retard.maybe read the whole post before you reply
>>8970815
Neo-kosmos made a worthy sacrifice to save SU from further autism by fans who somehow get hired to work on future episodes.
It won't be forgotten.
>>8970877
She's not that great desu
Leave Amber.
Blue Diamond can't stop me now, nothing can.
>>8970902
Top 5 in the whole crew
>>8970932
She isn't at all. Amber please leave.
>>8970900
It certainly won't, it was never worth remembering in the first place! DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>8970833
A fidget cube?
a pearl's work is never done
>>8970861
Zuke and Matt and Ian were the main targets of death threats and fan-hate because they either acted like babies in regards to the fanbase or became too involved with fanbase-related drama. Even if Amber's boarding is shit, she'd just be Lamar tier, where everyone knows she sucks but nobody should hate her since she has always avoided talking about all the stupid fanbase and shipping shit online like any smart person would
>>8970880
>implying Amber will not meme her and ship her and make her a fat acceptance icon
retard
>>8970947
New gadget thing designed to help fidgety people. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/antsylabs/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy
>>8970963
she alredy has her lesbian fat acceptance icon who she can ship with.its the villains in neokosmos
>>8970961
Lamar also has a decent sense of humour, writes comedy well and occasionally delivers pretty solid episodes.
Just needs to work on his fucking proportions god damn.
If we got Lapis to rape all of the kids in Neo-kosmos. Would that save the comic?
Post fat.
I want to rape a Jasperfag untill he is crying and begging for his mum.
Did Anonymoose ever post those stream requests?
>>8970966
6.5 MILLION DOLLARS
>>8970978
she'll do it to jasper to because she's a retard
this thread is gay
>>8970987
i'd like them to simply kill themselves
>>8970987
Joke's on you I don't have a mom
>>8970995
lappy feet
>>8970986
is that quartzmilk
>>8971013
Yes, you do.
>>8971017
lappy feet?
>>8970984
Why would you want to save it
It's Homeshit that apes SU's style and ramps up the Tumblr
>>8971032
LEAVE WITH YOUR MEME
>>8971030
>whaledick twofer
Do jasperfags defend Amber simply because she likes Jasper? Are they that retarded?
>>8971031
You wish
>>8971032
a lucky lappy foot
>>8971037
It's a reason for Lapis to rape them.
>>8971112
I'D LIKE TO SUCK THIS DICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>8971113
The general consensus is "at least she won't be as bad as Zuke"
>>8970961
If we really want to operate on that train of thought, then I would argue that the fact people even care about tweets to begin with is a depressing sign for society as a whole. And that people even replying to tweets should fucking off themselves
>>8971113
Nobody likes Amber, it's just retarded to say she is as bad as Zuke dumb Zukefag.
>>8970984
Kys.
>>8971113
Who the fuck is amber? I'm a jasperfag, but I don't even know who she is or what they're defending her for
>>8971136
KILL YOURSELF ANTIJASPERFAG ANTIFUTAFAG
Amber is Zuke from another, shipping-less Universe.
God bless.
>>8971136
What if Lapis dipped her whale dick in quartzmilk
Futa is trash.
>>8971136
>>8971156
Id suck it so hard it would be pulled clean off her body and pierced my skull
>>8971162
>>8971136
>>8970966
That's old news. Just order cheap knockoffs off eBay instead of paying like $30
>>8971162
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>>8971162
..
Which gem would an excellent sex ed teacher? Excellent as in gives private lessons to her students
The Gems being left behind on Earth is probably the best thing that could happen honestly. Forces them to interact.
Did that one Jasperfag ever order that Jasper underwear from Amazon?
>>8971227
I paged through Glenn Garth's whole blog once
Bad shit
>>8971230
I meant would make an excellent sex ed teacher. My bad
>>8971230
Kys.
>>8971227
Lapis please practice safe sex we don't want you breeding
>>8971241
If they did, i would have wedgied it up their butt.
I'd honestly rape an anon from here. I would be so easy to grow you all to a chair and drug you.
>>8971246
they have maybe 3 things that won't make you vomit
>>8971162
Truest post of the week
>>8971238
>Forces them to interact.
No it doesn't, if anything it removes any incentive for interaction now that their bridge to humanity is gone. It's not like they need to eat and are forced to interact with people on their way to the grocer's. They're just going to be as reclusive as they've been for the past 5000 years.
Even if they weren't it doesn't matter because we wouldn't see any of it thanks to the retarded Steven only perspective.
>>8971263
Yeah ok, Chad. you massive faggot
>>8971261
Too late.
>>8971162
Futa is the whole-milk chocolate of fetishes.
It's liked by many, ubiquitous, inoffensive by itself but added to just about anything (often for no reason).
>>8971275
How do you grow someone to a chair?
>>8971287
Should've clarified:
I meant interact with EACH OTHER. Lapis with Pearl etc.
There's ways to get around that rule too.
who keeps making su threads on /co/
there weren't even this many when the show was airing regularly
>>8971230
Pearl can be a good teacher, but she doesn't know anything about sex
If Amethyst can be serious for a while, she could teach better.
>>8971304
put on chair, water regularly. Anons are part plant, that's why they are green.
Are Steven's puppy eyes mind control devices?
>>8971312
redditfags who are scared of /trash/
So do we know if the new episodes are a bomb? Or are they just weeklies?
>>8971307
>Lapis with Pearl
Ha!
>>8971275
Then do it.
>>8971375
Die.
>>8971323
I don't think it's quite that easy.
>>8971312
It's the mod's fault for banning /sug/ but not "discussion" about SU
Instead of just having one thread at one time about SU they have several all the time
>>8971381
I know, seems silly right? But it'll happen. You'll see.
>>8971307
If they're going to be left behind on earth they might be forced to interact.
But Steven wont be there so offscreen
>>8971381
happening whether you like it or not
Is Pearl, Sepiroth? Is Steven, Sora?
>>8971454
>they went to the grocery store together offscreen in GH
>>8971454
It can go like TNCG, with Steven going "HOW DID YOU GUYS GET ALONG AND GET HERE LMAO"
You know I just thought since Steven is a gem and his gem powers enhance a lot of him human ability's like his strength.
Do you think Steven is like super fertile?
As in if he knocks Connie up will she get like really pregnant with super babies?
>>8971477
There'll probably be some method of communication with Earth. Seems a bit much to leave them out of the story for half of an entire season.
>>8971312
It's the mod's fault for banning /sug/ but not "discussion" about SU
Instead of just having one thread at one time about SU they have several all the time
>>8970955
cute
Now is the time, sleep Anons head to Thier beds, to rest and play in a dream world away.
>>8971484
Is that how male fertility works?
>>8971493
I think it could work, they'll be gone for so long before suddenly swooping in to help at a critical moment.
Two Pearls walk into a Steven.
>>8971646
Season 5 sounds shit already.
>>8971646
Do they rape him?
>>8971646
He's so short they trip over him.
God I hate this show.
>>8971484
That would be a hyper-preg delight
I cant see Amethyst and Pearl being gone for more than 5 episodes, its not happening.
But the idea of a homeworld breakout with the townies sounds fucking great
>>8971757
It could happen.
>>8971757
I give it around 5 episodes for Pearl and Amethyst, together with Lapis and Peridot, to show up on whatever place Steven is at.