/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Good end Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
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>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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[NEWS]
>New episodes on May 8th
With "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?" and "I Am My Mom".
https://news.sug.rocks/su-back-may-8/
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
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canon
LEAKS
WHEN
Post Oppai Gems
Gems should play a game of jenga
I want to caress blue diamonds feet
I'm hungry I hope my mum is making me pasta, I love her pasta.
>>8971851
I love your mom's pasta too
>>8971873
Thanks, it's really good.
>>8971814
Lapis and Steven should go skinny dipping at the lake under the moonlight.
>>8971874
nice salt
>>8971926
kys.
>>8971874
>not telling loli jasper poster or oc pearl poster to kill themselves
Pearl has big feet
i want to make steven into my baby
>>8971947
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
>>8971935
W-what if.....that guy IS the posters?
>>8971947
>>8971843
blue diamond has bigger feet
Love you /sug/
>>8971985
Love you too, pig.
>>8971985
Requesting the Amethyst version of this.
>>8971926
What if Lapis turned into a mermaid and let Steven surf on her back.
If everyone in this thread fused into a single person, what would we be like? What would we be called?
/co/ seems to think that Steven isn't sexually attracted to Connie because he's too young to feel love.
But In Stevens Birthday he ages up and feels attracted to Connie that's why he blushes when she hugs him.
Stevens hormones only kick in when he ages up that's why he's not attracted to Connie Peridot or Lapis right now.
>>8972046
We'd all just be shitposting internally as a bigger anon
>>8972046
autistic faggot
>>8972042
Kys.
>>8972058
Kys.
>>8972042
I can't believe no one had made a book or cartoon about a kid looking after an injured mermaid.
How has no one done this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12825896
>>8972092
That's.....actually a good question.
The episodes will be with us in a matter of days.
>>8972023
Does anyone honestly not have the Amethyst requested version of that picture tho?
>>8972096
>no "kill yourself" option
kill yourself
>>8972136
If CN sticks to the plan we'll have them by next Monday. When did Elements for AT get released on the app again?
>>8972092
/ss/ is pedophilia and pedophilia is wrong
>>8972061
We'd know multiple languages, multiple instruments, and have centuries of experience under our belt.
Not to mention a decent bit of cash, with multiple bank accounts.
We'd be unstoppable on Earth.
>>8972069
>>8972209
>Centuries of experience
Are you high anon?
Besides, we're still an anon, we'd be only as strong as 70+ anons.
Plus board room meetings would be awkward and managing all those jobs.
>>8972247
Fuck the jobs, we'd be a new person with all the knowledge of all of us.
>>8972096
It'll be more than 5 because it makes their return more dramatic, trust me.
>>8972276
Yup, sounds about right. I guess Steven will be interacting with Homeworld gems and MAYBE Garnet for the duration of his stay.
>>8972271
The last statistic of anyone older then 20-30 on here was a 68ish old man (shoutouts to you pops)
That's if we aren't all just thinking about gems in the mean time.
>>8972305
We'd want to fuck the cluster, right?
>>8972326
I'd want to fuck it if it formed and we saw ALL it's features.
IMO.
>>8972343
Imagine...it'd have everything we'd ever want....
>>8972298
Maybe this is the Garnet arc everyone has wanted. It's about time. Maybe she'll become a character again.
>>8972366
Don't be fooled, it will be a Sapphire and Ruby arc
What would happen if Steven fused with Connie while she was on her period
>>8972422
piss out blood, or if they have both then just a regular period with constant erections
>>8972305
We're have the combined experience, not the combined age. We'd be about 23, tall with pale skin and i think brown hair
>>8972408
What's the difference?
Where did you guys get from that Garnet is gonna unfuse?
If you and I fused would we have a penis or a vagina?
>>8972470
That's what i'm doing, combined knowledge of only 20-30 year olds.
Not sure about pale skin or brown hair.
>>8972486
Sapphire's VA was in the recording studio with Lar's VA in October
>>8972491
same as with arms.
>>8972477
>What's the difference?
Garnet is a non-character, Ruby&Sapphire are two obnoxious ones. It's hard to tell which is worse.
>>8972366
Good one.
If there's ever another Garnet-focused episode that isn't about fusion, I'll eat a dick.
>>8972518
>Annoyed at how they're the only canon couple
>Obnoxious
Which by the way was debunked to not be codependent.
How the heck do I color hair?
>>8972518
Sapphire is a very pleasant character. And our ruby is fine.
>>8972538
>>8972553
>>8972564
Kys.
>>8972555
by opening dA and entering something like "hair tutorial"?
>>8972556
>It was rude
If she's talking about what I think she's talking about, then that's the understatement of the century.
>>8972556
Keystone Motel is a very underrated episode. One of my favorites from S2.
>>8972581
>>8972595
Bye retard.
>>8972580
she is, and I have grown incredibly tired of this discussion because I consider it overblown to hell.
>>8972603
The Sardonyx arc sucked
>>8972546
I'm annoyed at how them being a canon couple is literally the only aspect of their characters shown.
>>8972581
>>8972595
>>8972612
>>8972538
>>8972553
>>8972564
>>8972581
>>8972595
>>8972612
>>8972581
>>8972595
>>8972612
>>8972633
>>8972643
>>8972657
Kill yourself.
Just mentioning this shota might actually get banned even without reporting it.
>>8972657
>4 toes
>3 toes
>2 toes
>3 fingers
>left hand on right arm
>>8972546
>not be codependent.
Jej
>>8972649
>muh deeper characters
Delusional fag. Here's the full list of episodes they appear in. See for yourself:
Jail Break = muh couple
Keystone Motel = muh couple
The Answer = muh couple
Hit the Diamond = muh couple
Mindful Education = muh couple
Three Gems and a Baby = 3 second cameo
Zoo bomb = literally props
>>8972555
imagine individual strands on her hair and figure out what part to shade
>>8971842
Lapidirts should play a game of fucking kill themselves.
>>8972718
>Lmao they're obnoxious
>They've unfused when it was absolutely necessary and one of the situations was so boring they'd rather make up with each other rather then take simpletons seriously
>The other was where they actually stood the fuck away from each other and even acted liked they weren't a couple, even showed some of Sapphire's personalty and Ruby's a little bit.
>>8972739
More episodes then Jasper lmao
Rose too now that i think about it.
I think you're upset they have more episodes then Jasper.
>>8972749
Not him but of course they have more episodes than Jasper, would be weird if they didn't
I want Ruby to get shattered
>>8972749
> hurr durr i'm just mad cause my baseless faggotry got debunked, better call the other anon a jasperfag
>>8972769
which
>>8972767
That's part of my point as well, Jasper has less episodes and yet there are people who would shit on other characters for a furry who only has 4-5 appearances.
They also made her seem deeper then her "lol playground bully with a dark backstory" personalty and yet people suck that shit up.
>>8972543
I'll be amused if she's mentioning fusion and how HW doesn't like fusion the whole time.
How come, in films and literature when someone is shot or hurt they start screaming for their mother? It just doesn't seem right.
>>8972790
>He's so upset that he got btfo'd that he isn't even making an effort to argue
Great game, i'll see your ass for that pounding i'm gonna give it later.
>>8972769
I want sapphire to lose it and fuse rape the Ruby squad to be Garnet again
>>8972838
It happens IRL too. Probably something about reverting back to childhood because of fear and despair.
>>8972739
you're conveniently glossing over all the details.
You know, the stuff that can't be summarized in two words.
>>8972838
Because mommy is usually the more protective one.
>>8972829
They were retarded to the point they didn't even notice that Ruby was an extra.
They literally made out and the Rubies still played.
Plus the gems had them overpowered, they were gonna beat them regardless if they won or lost.
Fags are upset that R/S were the conflict due to the Ruby's being a waste of their time.
/ss/fag had nice taste desu. There where a lot of worse pics he could've dumped
>>8972845
> started calling names when presented with an actual argument (list of episodes)
> now talks about effort and quality of argument
Sorry your waifu is a shallow character, Sapphirefag, but at least your headcanons make her deep.
> hurr durr i'm a tough guy pounding your ass xd lmao
ITT: Sapphirefag trying to make out Sapphire deeper than she actually is
>>8972879
When will Steven call Pearl mom.
Or Pearl calling Steven her son?
Let it fucking happen already.
>>8972913
I'd like to see how "deep" sapphire is.
>>8972936
This, she wants to behis mother.
>>8972913
sapphire is C U T E
>>8972936
If it counts, Pearl calls Steven her baby in uncle Grandpa.
>>8972871
It just seems silly. I mean what is your mother going to do to a bullet would or seriously injury?
>>8972895
Kys.
>>8972936
I've thought for a while now that it'd be the revelation that'd cause their fusion to activate. Kind of like how Steven and Amy bonded about being alike and not like anyone else at the same time.
You people just love to assume who is posting what in order to feel assured in your opinion.
"Must be a Jasperfag" here,
"probably a lapidirt" there,
"sapphirefag must be behind this post"...
Actually, who is to tell that every post with such baseless accusations do not originate from an australian sugilitefag behind 7 proxies?
>>8972982
It's not meant to be logical dude. It's a primal thing. Death is scary. In our hour of need we call out for the ones who protect us from harm, even if they're no longer around or far away.
>>8972987
>All the crystal gems are his Moms
While yes Steven may see them all as his moms, I find their dynamic to be something like
Pearl - mom
Garnet - cool aunt
Amethyst - big sister
Lapis and Peridot - Cousins
>>8972987
>why do they keep doing this shit?
They don't, you dumb double nigger.
>>8973022
kys sugilitecuck
>>8973022
who the fuck is that
>>8973022
>Actually, who is to tell that every post with such baseless accusations do not originate from an australian sugilitefag behind 7 proxies?
Inbred aussies are too retarded to use proxies.
>>8972884
Even Steven was getting worried, but they were to busy to care. It's no excuse to purposely foil a plan all had to play their roles with.
>>8973026
It's not weird if it's your cousin.
>>8973022
I just look at the posts and think, "What the FUCK anon".
>>8973044
>Lmao let's blame ruby and sapphire for having to babysit children long enough to win a shitty baseball game
>They all COULD have just bubbled the Rubies right there.
Who even cares about how Ruby and Sapphire acted in Hit the diamond? Rubies were never a real threat and the episode was more comedy than anything else.
>>8973081
This, anti R/S fags use that episode to bash them and it's a pretty shitty reason to bash them with anyway.
>>8973042
Allnyta
He's a Youkai.
What if you felt tired?
>>8972930
StevonniexKiki
What does /sug/ think of this ship? I'm conflicted. Stevonnie is great and Kiki is darn near the best Townie, but together?
>>8973148
>What does /sug/ think of this ship?
Just as retarded as any other fusion ship
>>8973063
The children were those who didn't care about the safety of others.
If they could have "Bubbled" the Rubies right there, why they didn't do it when they came back looking for Jasper afterwards?
>>8973042
The pic says it: KANTETSU.
>>8973043
Well, supposedly australians are behind various shitposting coups. So who knows?
>>8973037
That's the spirit.
>>8973059
I could not muster even a hint of outrage at this point. It has sadly become a mundane thing.
>>8973158
YOUR REASONING FOR TURNING JAMIE DOWN WAS BULLSHIT, GARNET!
>>8973159
Lapis had them trapped, but then someone thought of taking them to the moon base.
The show really dodged just bubbling them and interrogating the Rubies.
If you think about it, it makes little sense to not do so, even if being a pacifist is a morally right thing.
The fuck was Sapphire and the show on?
>>8973148
>I'm conflicted. Stevonnie is great and Kiki is darn near the best Townie, but together?
You already think Stevonnie is great and Kiki is best townie. If you have a taste this shitty, why are you conflicted over the shittiest ship possible?
>>8973129
Adding to this, it's oddly cute that people get tired. Just think about it if you were an alien who didn't need sleep.
Humans at certain points of the day, head to a special place where they roll upon blankets and recharge.
Don't let the Joker near Steven.
Lapis would break Steven's legs, so he wouldn't be able to leave her.
>>8973187
>doubting any of that
>saying other people have shit taste
So Lars is with Sapphire, Steven and Pearl, probably in homeworld during season 5. God I hope this upcoming bomb makes us crave more episodes, its been seriously underwhelming for some time.
>>8973272
>So Lars is with Sapphire, Steven and Pearl, probably in homeworld during season 5
Any sources besides your ass?
>>8973272
Where are you getting this from?
>>8973216
>disgust
I admire your care. And I am not being sarcastic, I have grown uncomfortably jaded when it's about such matters
>>8973326
>>8973266
No she wouldn't.
>>8973366
They all look like fat asian men.
Which rapist gem is your favorite? I like the concept behind Jasper's character the most, but I think Pearl is the most well written. Lapis is kind of boring and mostly just a bunch of wasted potential.
>>8973178
Being a lesbian is a good enough reason you stupid fuckstick.
>>8973391
Dude, we've been through this before. Actors being or not being in the same recording session doesn't mean shit.
>>8973388
She would rape him though.
>>8973366
Leave glenngarth
>>8973441
>>8973443
No she wouldn't.
I remember seeing Deedee and Susan recording together for SU for a song. This means we might finally see a Rose flashback that tells her entire story.
>>8973486
No she wouldn't.
>>8973510
kill yourself
>>8973478
New Amy song coming up too.
>>8973435
I cant wait for the moment Lars freaks out being in an alien planet, blaming Steven for some reason and meeting Sapphire for the first time. Perhaps Jamie is there too to learn who Garnet truly is.
she would rape him with her big futa peen
>>8973478
When was this?
>>8973523
No she wouldn't.
>>8973569
If you threatened Steven, she would kill you.
>>8973562
t. Jaspis fag.
>>8973569
Does Lapis love Steven?
>>8973589
Do you think if I told Lapis that some pole I hate hurt Steven would she kill them?
>>8973589
>>8973605
Yes she would.
>>8973632
Why do you hate poles?
>>8973637
oh look the fucking rainbow quartzfag is back
Hit the diamond is currently the best episode of the series, the whole thing was incredibly fun.
>>8973656
>>8973656
>>8973605
Please tell me that's cropped porn and provide the source. Asking for a friend.
>>8973667
> Hit the diamond is currently the best episode of the series, the whole thing was incredibly fun
That's too retarded even for rupphire morons, stop falseflagging.
>>8973677
God I fucking hate whoever drew this.
>>8973667
I agree. It had the best jokes and every character was on point.
>>8973635
Lapis looks so happy.
>>8973667
>flanderized completely characters
>bullshit plot
>no reason for it to exist
yeah it was fun, but you're a retard if you think it deserves the title of "best episode of the series"
>>8973667
Funniest ep in the series pure gold.
Why cant Townie eps be as good as that?
>>8973667
It was ok
>>8973729
fuck off shitdonyxfag
>>8973729
Fuck off lorefag.
Have some fun for once.
Jailbreak is not the best episode.
>>8973730
Because townies shouldn't exist period.
>>8973632
Probably, but Steven would intervene.
>>8973730
Townies ruin episodes, pure and simple. It's no surprise the best episode has no townies or even the slightest mention of their existence.
>>8973758
No need to get butthurt memefag
Only Rupphirefags liked HtD
>>8973775
leave lapphirefag
>>8973787
Only retarded Lapidirtfags hate Rupphire
>>8973715
Bara steven has a potent happiness miasma.
>>8973800
Well no surprise when they have such shit taste
>>8973821
>Rupphire calling anyone's taste shit
lel
>>8973590
Chui?
What if in one episode Steveboy went to the barn and the lapidot fusion was just sitting there watching television and eating Pringles and said "hello, Steven" and that's how under introduced her
>>8973902
What if you killed yourself?
>>8973902
What if Steven didn't recognize who it was and shattered their gems and then we never had to see Peridot or Lapis ever again
>>8973800
>Lapidirtfags hate Rupphire
No, I don't.
>>8973953
kill yourself
>>8973961
How are you doing today?
Hello /sug/ I'm back!!!!!!!!!!
>>8973983
kill yourself
>>8974003
Hooray, my life has meaning now.
>>8974003
Oh no, it's the Sugar Stalker.
Jaspearl
>>8973971
What if Lapis and Peridot got corrupted AND shattered, which would cuck them even harder than Jasper and cause all their dumb fags to commit suicide?
>>8973992
>>8974005
I don't feel up to it today, sorry.
this show is for philistines
gemscat when
>>8974003
hi duke
>>8974045
The Simpsons is for philistines, yes.
>>8974049
Here's some
>>8972058
Steven is for Peridot not Connie
>>8974078
Amethyst we talked about this, self-deprecation is not a good way to deal with self esteem issues
>>8974038
Is this the true cuckrage of a jascuck?
>>8974031
kys
>>8973902
Steven would say "haha you look like that guy from that one anime".
>>8974135
>>8974038
What if Jasper ALSO got shattered along with Lapis and Peridot and was turned into a cluster gem?
>>8974125
sugiltefag go back to your kangaroos
>>8974125
kill yourself grape apefag
>>8974177
What if Lapis, Peridot, and Jasper's corrupted shattered remains fused into a giant pile of shit and told the meme gem fags that were still alive to kill themselves
>>8973992
>>8974040
I always wonder, what's your favorite gem?
>>8974217
is labeling others as cucks the only defense you can come up with lapidirt? don't you know you and zuke are the biggest cucks of all?
>>8973983
I'm doing okay. I accidentally ate old brownies though.
>>8974254
I'm not lapidirt, but I gotta call 'em as I see 'em. Try to keep the cuckrage to a minimum next time.
>>8974272
no one asked you
>>8974272
That sucks, I hope they don't make you sick.
>>8974225
I can't top this.
Well done, anon.
>>8974327
No, they just made my stomach ache a little bit.
>There won't be a STL PC port
>You will never play it because of it
>>8974031
>>8974175
>>8974240
>>8974375
I like this picture a lot.
>>8974531
>tfw no matter how strong your pathological need to be exceptional is, it will always be weaker than the combined forces of laziness and the inability to resist harsh criticism
>>8974155
>sailor mercury looks like a lapidot fusion
>a lapidot fusion would bend mercury
there is no way that's not intentional
Remember that South Korea is for losers. North Korea is for winners!
Fuck Florida.
>>8974155
Lapis doesn't show much any bare leg normally, but yes she's an anime water waifu, and the entire peridot side could be applied to Jasper when she has her helmet on. In fact, it would fit better with because she actually wears boots
Streaming making Sapphire in ATL style
https://picarto.tv/SUGman
Why on Earth would Steven be with Connie when he already married Lapis Garnet Pearl Peridot Lapis Andy and Greg in the same episode?
He's got to be loyal.
Jasper and Connie are left in the fucking dust.
>>8974723
kill yourself
What does an Era 2 Pearl look like?
>>8974793
oh hopefully like that
>>8974783
Nuke Florida, You do the world a do favor and kill me with it.
*Sigh* so many missed opportunities.
>>8974619
We're onto you, Naoko Takeuchi.
>>8974898
those are all dumb
>>8974898
Those are all shit.
>>8974898
I hope all those notes are people making fun of that shit
>>8974531
Wait who drew this
>>8974898
I liked the "Jasper is actually ice cream" theory better
Indexer, you around?
>>8974954
Jeremy Sorese and Colemen Engle are the creators of the old SU comics
>>8974898
>Peridot is an amputee
>Lapis is going to live in the Bay Cave
Those two are the only ones that are better than what we actually got.
But even those ones are still retarded.
>>8974995
Why would Peridot be an amputee?
>>8974898
>terrible
>okay
>I believed this myself
>moronic
>unnecessarily weird
>better than Steven just happening upon it on a drive
>what
>stupid
So out of 8 (serious) theories only one is actually better than what happened
America has no idea how to properly wield the unfair power they have. At least We know how to use our weapons!
>>8974964
That's clearly her meaty-- no, creamy pussy
>>8974898
I liked the idea that Rose was blind which is what made her so chill but that was way back in the first half of the first season
>>8974940
They're not, it's just people adding their dumb theories
>>8975089
holy shit she'd basically be Lily Satou
>>8974619
Which is why Sugar will rip it off.
>>8975123
>a lapis tells reports
>>8975024
I don't know. Like I said, it's retarded, but not as retarded as her being a gremlin.
>>8974981
Well, I'll just ask. I am looking for an archive that predates the 20th of January 2012. The last one I knew does not exist, as far as I remember.
>>8974898
>Tumblr garbage
>Dumb on Homeworld's part. What they actually did is much smarter.
>Hot trash but at least had circumstantial evidence.
>Fucking how and why tho
>Has potential but proper execution would be near impossible
>I like this one
>Tumblr garbage
>That'd be fine
>Straight up retarded. I honestly consider suicide as a human when I remember that people ACTUALLY believed this unironically.
>>8975168
>a lapis tear a foot
Because she's always barefoot and might step on something.
>>8974723
It's not that bad unless you live in hicktown or nigville. I mean not good, but not bad.
>>8975211
it's teleports you fucking mong
>>8974786
Hot
>>8973680
>cropp
STOP POSTING SU CRITICALS YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8974327
>wasting time, talent, and paper on lapidirt
>>8974898
Peridot is a Gem embedded in a robotic shell>Peridot doesn't have limbs for some stupid reason
>>8974898
>retarded
>w/e
>this is canon
>retarded
>retarded
>retarded meme
>retarded
>kind of thought lapis would find a beach cave she liked in SOW
>retarded meme
>>8974724
Lapis is a leg slut.
>>8975168
she could work for GNN
>>8975303
Kys.
I hope you're all having a great day
>>8975254
>leaked image of Lapis trapping Steven with her at the bottom of the ocean.
>Stevens mind had already been broken from the countless rapes.
>>8975342
I will when I take over the world!
I hope I don't disappoint any of you
>>8975339
Leave HW denier.
>>8975332
She indeed has bare legs under her skirt, but that's irrelevant
>>8975342
Thanks, you too.
>>8975347
Kys.
>>8975379
ily
>>8975327
You post this pic a lot.
>>8975327
i'm not an anti-lapidot but this just looks so gross
>>8975332
The one reason I wish this show was a tad more animu. It'd make more sense for use to see some pantsu... or nothing.
>>8975342
Well, I had my favorite sort of cake at midnight, so I'm happy!
>>8975445
why? because of the unhealthy color of the pussy juice?
>>8975327
I wish I had a vagina sometimes.
>>8975379
Pearls are only good for one thing so it shouldn't be too hard to not disappoint
>>8975463
yes
>>8975463
that and it's peridot
>>8975478
fag
>>8975384
Pink Diamond stealing Rose's body is retarded and psychotic. Why could she have possibly done more easily as a commoner guilty of regicide than as an empress?
Never mind the fact that her sisters clearly loved her, or that body swapping powers were a natural extension of Rose's empathy powers (which themselves are necessary to use her healing tears and plant manipulation)
>>8975342
Its already next day here, you're late Pearlposter
>>8975521
It looks yum.
>>8975521
would u taste ur own pussyjuice
>>8975555
5 5 5 5
I DID BEFORE AND IT WAS WEIRD KINDA BITTER BUT KIND OF GOOD
>>8975588
kill yourself
>>8975588
im sure that isnt normal
>>8975555
You're goddamn right I would.
>>8975621
what about all those porns where they lick their fingers after fingering themselves
>>8975621
There is nothing wrong with tasting yourself.
>>8975588
i tried my own semen once. It didn't taste like anything. But it was really gooey and creamy and was hard to get out of my mouth.
>>8975670
It depends on what you eat/drink. Coffee, pickles, things that taste strong and good all contribute to a bitter flavor.
If you drink a lot of water or cum a lot, it'll lose flavor.
And you can make it sweet by eating lots of fruits. For some reason Pineapple seems most effective.
>>8975678
something something watermelon gatorade
>>8975678
it wasn't that bitter, actually more sour maybe. i'll check again and tell you
>>8975478
No you don't. I'm on my period right now and it sucks dick
>>8975737
but do you?
>>8975737
tell me what your vagina tastes like
>>8975737
kill yourself
>>8975779
kill yourself fuckstick
>>8975789
fuck yourself killstick
>>8975798
your fuckkill stickself
>>8975737
I am also on my period and just licked the yummy uterus juice off of my fingers after I finished masturbating for half an hour
you're a pussy
>>8975737
Yeah, that's a downside of course. You have my utmost sympathy.
>>8975813
no you didn't
>>8975807
kill your stick fuckself
>>8975395
Thanks!
>>8975454
What cake anon?
>>8975543
Yeah I kinda am. It's also tomorrow for me.
>>8975840
don't encourage them to send pics.
#NeverForget
>>8975865
I want bloody vagina pls
>>8975900
What your collecting bloody genital pics like some fucked up card game?
Since Lapisfags have small bloody penises does that mean Jasperfags have large bloody vaginas?
>>8975900
watch it turns out like that underaged bloody dick situation
>>8975951
#NeverAgain
escalate this no further
>>8975976
Yes we must not let it happen again.
I vote to place a ban on referencing bloody genitals
>>8975813
Sure you did, manlet.
>>8975945
Am Jasperfag. And comfirm
>>8975945
I have a vagina stop shaming me.
>>8974754
>>8975945
I'm a Lapisfag and my vagina is bleeding right now.
>>8976058
>>8976071
hi sugar
>>8975945
How big do you think Amber's bloody vagina is?
>stopped taking my antidepressants because it was making me sluggish and uninspired
>now I'm sluggish, uninspired and kind of melancholy too
>>8976071
STOP.
>>8976089
I take antidepressants and still feel like shit all the time, I feel ya anon.
Do you think Lapis's fish pizza tastes good?
>>8976108
to be fair, it usually works for me
This thread will be nuked if THAT incident is repeated.
>>8976109
probably tastes like rape
>>8976109
do you think she has blue gatorade period blood?
Quick, post your fusion dance!`
>>8976175
>>8976175
>>8976175
>>8976175
*wobble*
>>8975863
strawberry cream. Decided to skip the candles however this year.
>>8976175
>>8976175
https://youtu.be/844plbHuW84
>>8976194
Wow what a good gif. Me too, anon.
what if sapphire had a gun
>>8976273
she'd shoot the diamonds
can i post a pic of my vagina here?
>>8976287
Anon please no
>>8976287
if you feel comfortable with probably several people complaining and/or saving and masturbating to the pic, go ahead.
Would tumblr and Reddit ship Lapiven more if Lapis was a shota?
It always seems like that's more ok for some reason.
Just look at all the Dipper ships.
>>8976287
If you're 18 or older
>>8976312
Would people ship a ship if it wasn't an adult and a child? Sure.
>>8976279
she'd miss because she doesn't have any depth perception
>>8976326
As long as you're an adult.
>>8976326
Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 14 are enforced
So no
>>8976337
But now its two boys.
Is that better or worse I don't get this kind of stuff.
>>8975996
Just because children like you won't chow down on chunky salsa, doesn't mean the Men in the thread won't.
>>8976393
*cucks in the thread
>>8976393
The incident im referencing was underage
>>8976279
If we don't see Vidalia bring out her shotgun when she finds out her son has been abducted i'd be incredibly disappointed.
>>8976405
>misusing the word cuck
Jack does it better.
imagine lapis
everyday i find myself waking up in a world i want less and less of a part of
>>8976478
Now what?
>>8976482
kys
>>8976438
Considering how much of a mama bear she was in Greg the Babysitter, I would see her pulling that double barrel beauty out.
>>8976478
>>8976482
Welcome to the family, son.
>>8976482
so i have found a solution
>>8976429
Oh. Then yeah. Fuck that.
>>8976526
kys
>>8976482
I take it you study math?
>>8976526
Do not kill yourself. Eat a burger instead.
>>8976439
Don't you have another man's cum to suck out of "your" girl?
Reminder that reddit is in the thread and they refuse to leave.
>>8976482
Peridoodley marry me and we will be happy together.
>>8976510
>Aqua and Topaz kick Garnets and Stevens ass
>Incredibly pissed off vidalia comes out of nowhere with her shotgun demanding her baby back
>Ends up shattering both with her gun confirming guns>gems
I perfect bomb that'll be.
>>8976587
Fuck you scumbag don't bully peridoodley.
>>8976482
i'm in love with you. you are so pure. you are the best part of /sug/ you are the only reason i wake up or go on here.
>>8976531
>fuck that
well, unless the cops can get you
>>8976531
it was one of the worst things i've seen. and that is saying something.
>>8976604
Unfortunately, that will never happen, /k/. Vidallia may brandish it, but either she'll be knocked out by one of the two new gems or she will have never loaded the damn thing in the first place.
Steven needs a women with experience .
Post songs that made you tear up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmOZC0a4IVg
so what do yall think about this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUpSJDewyKw
>>8976567
maybe i can stick around for a bit
>>8976660
Truth. He has many choices.
maybe i'll whore myself out!
>>8976669
https://youtu.be/W_BIMtdKYC4
>>8976669
fag
>>8976654
Even if she fails, which she most likely would. If we see her care enough to bring out the shotgun on these 2 cunts I would fucking love this series.
>>8976699
i had a dream of kevin kidnapping them and raping them last night
>>8976700
fake. i hope
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8976699
>Hey Lars I fucked your mom last night, she was really nice you should be kinder to her.
>>8976688
Good! Enjoy the burger
>>8976743
STOP JUST FARTING, LAPIS, AND SHIT ON MY FACE ALREADY
>>8976392
Better because homosexuals are superior.
>>8976669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
always get choked up when i listen to this one
>>8976758
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8976392
I think the idea is the level of consent assumed.
We assume adults to have reached a maximum capability of consent, and assign decreasigly less to teens and kids
>>8976768
*inferior, unless it's lesbians, then it's superior
ftfy, bby
I’m perpetually angry that almost no one these days seems to cares about exploring space
>>8976683
He's just using the theory's posted here
Please buy my t-shirts guys I'm so original.
>>8976786
die fuckstick
>>8976710
I would love to see it too.
>>8976721
Kevin doesn't have the balls. He's too much of a pussy.
>>8976744
> Anyway, I'm heading over to Ms. Miller's place to give her some of my Steven sauce.
>>8976744
hey how'd you get the plot for The Good Lars
GUYS I'M SO EXCITED FOR A LARS EPISODE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHA
>>8976787
There are a shitton of people who care about exploring space. It's just the people with the money don't give a shit.
>>8976699
Milf power rankings:
Rose
Dr.M
Vidalia
Martha
>POWER GAP
Barb
>>8976823
Looking for more sexy Lars?
>>8976787
As a scientist from a field people can't really relate to I have come to the conclusion that it's best not to expect much from the populace, except a bit of trust that what we do is important and needs support.
>>8976669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXYdgfXyYqs
>>8976834
>Counting Rose as a mother
She pretty much was gone before turning into an actual mother
>>8976700
can you get out of here
>>8976803
it was an OOC dream anyways.
>>8976787
You might not want to hear it but there are more important things to care about
That said the US gov burns money like there's no tomorrow on anything vaguely applicable to the military meanwhile NASA gets their budget slashed every time they ask for more which is pretty bullshit
what if steven wanted the gems to shapshift into WoW races so he could go LARPing with them
>>8976834
Priyanka is definitely Alpha MILF.
>>8976885
I found your father
>>8976926
indeed
>>8976823
im excited to see pearl being cute and building a sand castle
is rape cute?
>>8977007
depends on the gender
>>8976980
savor it because she won't show up for the next 15 episodes
>>8977007
Only if it is consensual non consent.
>>8971871
best gem
>>8971871
does scribbles know that he has created /sug/´s new waifu
>>8977007
Only when it happens to Steven.
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8977079
Unicorn Frap?
>>8975138
Wow, you're right
>>8976923
Zuke plz
>>8975089
I preferred the idea that Rose just couldn't keep her eyes open for pictures.
>>8974723
wait did zuke draw this
>>8977055
I agree with Lapis here.
>>8977016
..... proof?
>>8976980
ADORABLE
what if a diamond saw you and thought you were really gross and climbed up on a chair to get away from you
>>8977139
retard
>>8976312
People need to draw Steven x Shotapis
as a joke hahaha cause it'd be funny