HG Thread
>>8958514
stop putting ponies on the fucking thread
>>8958585
Gal Reigen Arataka
>>8958585
Good Vibes Haru
>>8958585
Iron Dog Gascoigne
>>8958585
Monochrome Monoko
>>8958585
Togame
>>8958585
Silver Spoon
>>8958548
never
>>8958585
Monochrome Starman
>>8958585
Len
>>8958585
NE1 Yukine
>>8958585
Gal in Blue Clothes
>>8958585
Sterling Archer
Pandemonium
>>8958594
NE1 Joe Rogan
>>8958585
Pandemonium Astaroth
>>8958585
Pandemonium Classy Raven
>>8958585
Emilia
>>8958585
Monochrome Smolgore
>>8958585
Pandemonium Space Dandy
>>8958585
Brotherhood member King WeWuz
>>8958585
Fairy Tail Gray Fullbuster
>>8958585
Adachi
>>8958585
NE1 Joey Diaz
>>8958585
NE1 Tyrone
>>8958585
Iron Dog Suz
>>8958585
Leviathan, pandemonium
>>8958585
Pandemonium Ahri
>>8958585
Gals Silver fox
>>8958585
Tomomian QP
Gal SAVE THE WORLD
>>8958585
Gals Eric Andre
>>8958585
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8958585
Vinny
Whatever faction you put me in
>>8958585
Gal Inkling
>>8958585
Good Vibes Ash Crimson
NE1 C.C.
>>8958585
Pandemonium Emi
>>8958585
Mono Bag-chan
>>8958585
NE1 Sucy Manbavaran
>>8958585
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8958585
Deidara
>>8958585
eggs man
>>8958585
Iron Dog Mokou
>>8958585
Monochrome Lucky
NE1 Urusla Callistis
>>8958585
Brotherhood member Dale Cooper
>>8958585
Iron Dog Jess Harper
>>8958585
Akatsuki Tobi
NE1 STARGOD
>>8958585
Laxus Dreyar
Fairy Tail.
>>8958585
THE ULTIMATE BIG DOG
>>8958585
Gals Tejina
>>8958585
Sergeant Feels
Iron Dogs
>>8958585
White and gold dress
>>8958585
Bell Cranel
>>8958585
Richard Nixon
Let's take a look at NE1.
>Hoshi and his 21893 filler.
>Yukine.
>Kuga.
Yikes!!!
>>8958585
Brotherhood member Clayton Bigsby
>>8958585
Sidney Crosby
>>8958585
MC Ride
>>8958691
Why isn't Nixon in the 'Murica faction?
>>8958707
Murica is cancer.
>>8958695
SALTY AS FUCK
>>8958679
Aren't you NE-1?
>>8958707
Because Nixon is too based for tard-tier factions like Murica.
>>8958695
SALT
>>8958629
New guy?
>checks him out
Damn, with Archer it seems we really attract all the best men here.
I don't know you yet, but you made the right choice I promise!
>>8958585
The Moon itself
(this is filler, remove if needed)
>>8958695
Hmm... lets take a look at everyone else.
>Pic related
>>8958733
ayo
>>8958720
>NE-1
>>8958661
akatsuki
fug
>>8958517
It was "Doubles" right?
>Goes in for seconds
>Sticks tongue insidr
>>8958720
I-I agreed to be among pals ages ago! I never heard of NE-1.
>>8958695
>NE-1
>Sounds like anyone
I'm fucking retarded for not noticing this sooner.
>>8958767
As is Anyone who joins this faction should be banned from HG
>>8958636
May the best person who's seen the other in the shower win.
>>8958767
N E 1 B O Y S
https://youtu.be/jQuph7XqBeY
>>8958766
Oi can you post her sauce m8? Gonna have me a bit of a wank
Post Your faction's theme song.
Is it me or is NE-1 just a bunch of samefagging fillers?
>>8958783
I'm going to harm you very badly.
>>8958767
Ne-1 is for No-1s
Pandemonium is the Bullet Club of the games. it is 4 4 4 4 life.
>>8958649
Have you could considered joining gals being pals
>>8958800
Tejina is pure.
>>8958795
Jesus christ this song fucking sucks...
>>8958811
>kenny loggins
>not even omega
You have the time it takes me to inhale this food to come up with swaps and corrections.
>>8958809
S A L T Y A S F U C K
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>>8958765
Yeah but I didn't know you'd actually-mmnph!
>And she welcomes it
>wet tongue-dancing continues, with lots of tongue sucking this time.
>>8958775
Oh, it doesn't make any sense to be honest
>>8958822
here is a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>8958800
You disgust me. Also, https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=tejina_senpai
Have it it fammo.
>>8958829
Ready!
What is the strongest faction?
>>8958829
Let's do this!
>>8958807
Here's Pandemonium's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0
>>8958829
>>8958681
Please.
>>8958741
>>8958795
It seems your amusing images are doing far more harm than good for your club. Do not fret, I intend to join your club as well.
>>8958829
Everything looks to be in order. Us gals shall leave a wake of death in our march.
>>8958829
Thank you for the show.
>>8958829
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8958807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
>>8958733
Who the hell is Archer? All I see are a few gorgeous maidens in need of a hero, and the chosen one is no one but Dandy! With all of you babes around, of course it was the best decision!
>>8958829
Ultimate Big Dog is missing his pic, but other than that, I'm ready to go, let's do this!
>>8958585
Monochrome Registeel
>>8958848
N E 1 N E 1 N E 1 N E 1
https://youtu.be/unnRniKuCbc
>>8958809
They are. It's Hoshi and Yukine, world's biggest and most droopy eyed dog spamming filler.
>>8958838
Hahaha nice meme my dude! HAHAHA!!!
> he coughs violently before muttering a "sorry"
>>8958829
>>8958650
You skipped me.
>>8958829
Let's slay some beasts.
>>8958829
>>8958852
same deal as before and future faction games
if i get the "7 pieces with a hatchet" event on you then it counts as a sacrifice
>>8958814
lol shit faction
please tag australians
what happened to Ramsey?
>>8958807
https://youtu.be/GLYiGQwC9Jc
>>8958829
Eh. Looks good enough I guess.
There's about 47 people too many in it though.
>>8958864
G O O D S T A Y O U T
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>>8958862
Thanks for the swap
>>8958896
I think he went to go look at some mosaics of semen, chat
>>8958896
I'm guessing he's laying low since there hasn't been any FE avas in over a month.
>>8958829
Let's... just not kill each other's this time.
Archer, keep it low on the bottle.
>>8958807
>>8958857
Not what I had in mind, but it's cool too.
>>8958807
https://youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw?t=18s
>>8958864
A pleasure to meet you, Elizabeth...and I hope I'm done with omens for tonight, at least the bad ones.
>>8958868
Be sure to keep your head in the game, Dandy. It's gonna get real rough, real quick out there.
>>8958886
>Yes.
>And then I kill off this ava for good.
>>8958881
you brought this on yourself for playing those good fucking games
>>8958912
Don't mention it Sarge.
Stack em high.
>>8958810
If you're still mad about the shower thing perhaps I could offer you a spot in my shower... Or bed... Or both and also maybe drinks.
>>8958827
>I don't make the memes I just post them.
>>8958934
Bottles already low WOOOOOOOO!
>>8958862
done
>>8958882
fixed
BLOODBATH
>>8958880
S A L T Y
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>>8958939
Bitch what
>>8958953
thanks for your memes
>>8958783
>
Still angry about that...
>>8958829
Let's have some -REAL- fun!
>Also I need to go pass out. If I win, My vote still lies with whatever Astaroth decides.
>>8958941
Good? My dude get's killed from freaking big-titted anime girls who don't look like they could throw a simple punch
>>8958946
I didn't even have a horse...
>>8958946
>3 gals are already down
>>8958946
>Wow, gone from most kills last game to dead in the bloodbath.
>Fuck.
>>8958946
This is my secret hiding spot! Go find your own!
>>8958868
Archer? Oh it's that guy : >>8958618
I'm sure you guys will get along really quick. No need to fight though, there are plenty of girls for both of you here. Just keep in mind that I'm off limit... for now.
Alright, welcome to the Pandemonium Dandy!
>>8958946
Ahri...
Oh well, at least we'll win a point for killing the most people... maybe.
>>8958946
Gals just got fucked
>>8958946
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
LET ME AT THAT FUCKING SLUT I'LL TEAR HER GODDAMN HEART OUT AND STOMP IT INTO THE FUCKING DIRT YOU HEAR ME!?
>>8958910
Yelling brings unnecessary damage to the vocal cords. In any case, I do not think you heard me clearly. Maybe because of your yelling.
>>8958935
>>8958946
Oh my! It seems they are already starting!
>>8958946
...god dammit
>>8958964
Oh please we banged maybe like 2 years ago. Don't be mad that I saw Suz.
>>8958946
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
> loud bep
>>8958964
>kisses you goodbye
Thank you Ahri.
You're already doing great anyway
>>8958946
PANDAMAMIANS TE TE TEAAAAAAM KILLLL!!!!
N E 1 B O Y S
>>8958944
No! I don't want to do any'a tha-
>She stops herself mid sentence as the prospect of drinks is brought up.
Oh... Yeah?
>>8958966
HEY WANNA PLAY SOME CARDS
IT'S A GOOD FUCKING GAME
>>8958807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfn0lKJdqs
>>8958874
Better luck next time...
>>8958946
>She lifts the horse clear overhead, and runs off with it
>>8958939
you're gonna have to tell me why you want to drop him once this is over
>>8958946
>>8958964
>furiously screams a string of ancient Azaranian expletives and curses at the foxgirl
>>8958998
Not now, Astaroth.
>>8958994
>glares, quite annoyed
>>8958946
DAY ONE
>>8959004
NO!
maybe...
>>8958970
Fight in our memory, squid gal brother.
>>8958943
Sure will
>salutes
>>8958946
Well, already one kill for the team. This is a very good start.
>Watches as the wagon gets engulfed in flames.
>>8958949
You should enter your Togame as NE1 next time as well. Waste of a slot and it's obvious af it's you anyway.
>>8958994
C H E C K Y O U R S E L F B 4 U W R E C K Y O U R S E L F
>>8958996
>>8958964
D-don't tell her that!
He's LYING, I've never seen this Tom Cruise looking motherfucker in my life!
>>8959019
I've been in this faction longer so It's your job to make sure that I get out of here
get it?
>>8958946
>Tejina shimmies over to her desk, sits down, pulls out a stuffed toy ferret and begins talking to it.
We'll make it next time Behemoth.
>>8959025
M I S S E D T H E E N T R Y A N D S A L T Y
>>8959025
G I T G U D
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>>8958997
EVERY TIME I GET KILLED BY SOME STEREOTYPICAL ANIMU OR CARTOON CHARACTER WHAT THE FUCK?! SHE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE SHE COULD HOLD A SNIPER RIFLE! LOOK AT HER, LOOK AT HER! I HOPE SHE DIES PRETTY PRETTY SOON!
>>8959019
You know, I'm a pomeranian, so I'm not really good at finding things... Unless it's pudding. Oh! is the treasure pudding!?
>>8959018
I understood what you meant Raven... You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
We won't forget your sacrifice!
>>8959019
T-Take that!
>she's too drunk to aim properly and the bottle completely misses her, shattered on the floor.
>>8959019
>Smolgore misses every single shot.
>In fact, he shoots the ground and the air more than anything.
>>8959051
I didn't miss it. It's a waste of a slot if you don't enter her as NE1, when your faction is you and Yukine.
>>8958946
Laugh all you want, cutting your lungs is going to be funnier
>>8959019
Use it with yourself, do it and see if my lessons work
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>>8959019
>Respawn
>Flop on the ground, disappointed in self.
>>8959066
...Maybe you should use a melee weapon instead.
>Doggo gives Smolgore his axe.
>>8959067
S A L T Y A S F U C K
>>8959019
What on earth is taking so long? I'm soaked to the bone!
>>8959019
You were right to trust me with this.
>Going behind the post office, she feeds all of the mail to the ponies.
I should ask for change as payment.
>>8959018
You seemed ticked off Raven. As an elevator attendant, it is my duty to make you feel at ease. What can I do for you?
>>8959067
W A A A A A H W A A A A A A H
M Y W A Y O R T H E H I G H W A Y
>>8958935
I was born ready, baby. The life of a space cowboy is already full of hardships, like paying for taxes, paying for gasoline, house cleaning, oh and I guess hunting dangerous aliens, kinda.
>>8958978
Off Limits? Well, nothing in life is easy.
>Manly and shining pose
So, all I have to do is to kick serious ass in the name of our faction, yeah? Consider it done miss...
>>8959019
As long as the sack of dosh is fat enough I'll bring them to justice!
>>8959019
They all wore your average cowboy bandanas around their mouths. Yes also cowboy hats. Find them please.
>>8959083
> you have been banned from vinesauce's chat
>>8959067
Neutrals are allowed dude. Calm the fuck down.
>>8959019
36 tributes remain.
NE-1: 8
Neutral: 8 -> 6
Pandemonium: 8 -> 6
Gals: 6 -> 3
Iron Dogs: 4
Monochrome: 4 -> 3
Good Vibes: 3 -> 1
Cool Bastards: 2
Akatsuki: 2 -> 1
Fairy Tail: 2 -> 1
Tomomo's: 1
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
Merry Men: NOT REPRESENTED
Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
NIGHT ONE
>>8959079
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S USING A COOL FONT WHAT A HACKER
>>8959067
F A C T I O N S A R E O P T I O N A L
>>8959019
>she's still carrying the horse with her over the shoulder
>>8959028
You are going to be so upset when you lose your voice.
>She gives herself a lookover as best as she can. Bending into many many positions to do so.
Nothing out of place. I fished checking myself but why would I want to wreck myself?
>>8959107
>QP just stares at the man's hair
>>8959081
Oh, hey, thanks!
>Smolgore picks up the axe. he struggles a bit to lift it but eventually slings it over his shoulder.
So, uhh...where'd ya get this thingy anyways?
>>8959107
>Apparently all that shooting practice somehow paid off after all.
>>8959001
No I mean I banged Ahri like 2 years ago... maybe... 2015 is kind of a blur. We haven't had sex or anything. The we being you, Suz, and me Archer.
>>8959001
I knew we could find some common ground somewhere. What's your drink of choice? In addition to being the worlds most dangerous spy, I am also a world class bartender.
Where the fuck are Murrican members anyway
Dead faction
>>8959097
>smiles
Well... we'll see about that, I like to consider myself a high prize after all.
And yup you nailed it. You can even play the hero if that's your thing as long as you bring them all down.
>winks
>>8959107
You thought you would defeat me in poker? Come on...
>a hidden card slips off her bracelet.
Hmm... gotta go!
>flies away
>>8959107
>Turns around and stares at Emi
You don't go shooting a man girl, especially one who has a bullet proof vest on and who just so happens to be a high ranking soldier.
>Togame is Hoshi
Sm.h, another ava to avoid.
>>8959147
>>8959107
>Natural born killer eyes
>>8959134
W E A R E W I N N I N G
>>8959107
DAY TWO
>>8959153
Too obvious m8
>>8959081
Welcome back lucky. Hey do you drink? If so, have this it helps with the embarrassment.
>Hands a bottle of booz to the dog
>>8959153
what was your first clue
>>8959063
I think it's time to watch from the sidelines for a while. If nothing else, I can get some meditation in and forget about...that one.
>>8959088
A little music to calm me would be decent. But not too loud; I'll be in a good bit of concentration.
>spaces out in meditation from the sidelines
>>8959160
>Smolgore spits it all out on the counter.
Yuck! This is grape juice, not apple juice!
>>8959160
>That event
>kek
>>8959107
>>8959160
Trusting demons is a big mistake ~
>>8959160
>Said profits were pudding, and QP wasn't in the mood to share today
>>8959160
Mister Starman...guys...?
>she picks up the stick and holds it up
What's this thing? The tail is glowey and getting shorter so qui-
>>8959153
You think this is some epic reveal because you're overdosing on NE1 salt, kid?
>>8959153
you master of observation, you
>>8959107
>Other than her hair being in a tizzy, the woman looks perfectly fine.
Oooooh! This liquid tickles my insides! Why haven't I tried it before?
>>8959156
Now that is just false. No matter, maybe my assistance will make your wild fantasies come true.
>>8959160
You deserve a time out, young lady! As your mail carrier, I have the authority to do so.
>>8959137
>It's just your standard tree-felling axe, not a fancy battleaxe.
Bought it at a shop in my hometown, for about ah... 400 bells, I think? Not really a lot, I think.
>>8959164
...Oh, uh, thanks.
>Lucky pours himself a shot and downs it.
>>8959160
...Man, dynamite just isn't kind to us right now. That's... what, three members of Monochrome killed by the same thing this match?
Crap. Missed the faction games. Oh well, go Iron Dog!
>>8959160
>Emi enters a horse race riding Silver Spoon instead
Is no one else gonna point this out?
>>8959160
>Reloads gun and puts it back into pocket
Now that didn't take long. And now another kill for the faction.
>>8959155
>Stares back with a empty expression.
Epic Skeletor doesn't give a fuck. Epic Skeletor doesn't need anyone.
>>8959175
Yes! Just grab some popcorn, get comfy and enjoy the show.
>Conjures a beer
Do you want a drink with that?
>>8959160
>>8959184
>smiles and pats back
How could I have lived without you? You're a real death machine levi
>>8959224
>This dooms the Iron Dogs
test!
>>8959227
I screencaped it anon
>>8959227
Pfffffft.
>>8959160
26 tributes remain.
Pandemonium: 6
NE-1: 8 -> 5
Neutral: 6 -> 5
Iron Dogs: 4 -> 2
Gals: 3 -> 2
Cool Bastards: 2
Good Vibes: 1
Akatsuki: 1
Monochrome: 3 -> 1
Tomomo's: 1
Fairy Tail: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
FFS POST AHHHHHHHH
>>8959145
So, pretty much business as usual around here, gotcha! Now, first thing first. Where do you guys hold the meetings?
>>8959160
Dude, why would you put ice in my milkshake? I didn't order some sort of icecream dammit! I'm not paying for this!
>But he drinks it anyway.
>>8959138
Is that -so-? Ah well... She could definitely do worse.
Me? Oh I prefer whiskey. Stays good for a while and gets the job done. I usually have a big glass bottle laying around in my pack but I can't find the damn thing.
>>8959224
Sarge won the opening game for us. We've got momentum and morale behind us now
>>8959153
>Avoid
You're saying that like you're worth RPing with.
>>8959251
Saved for future games. Thanks Nono.
>>8959262
I mean,its a pretty neat hat
>>8959220
Holy-! That's a lotta bells! Where'dja get 'em all?!
>>8959262
I know! I gotta stay determined!
>There's two Monochrome left, by the way. Bag-chan and myself.
>>8959262
You can't bring a more badass, stylished and cool nickname than my own name, Space Dandy, Baby. I could help you with yours if you want.
>>8959262
Yay for drinking, hopefully nothing goes wrong this time.
>Surprisingly, nothing too strange happens.
>>8959262
Don't thank me Len. I know this is what you wanted all along.
I'll be the one jobbing from now on
>>8959262
i needed to kill a goat first dammit
>>8959262
I'm pretty strong! I've beaten up gods who tried to steal all the world's pudding!
>>8959239
Of course I am, envy is a pretty agressive sin
>>8959239
Not a great showing showing for me this time Asty. Go Pandemonium though.
>>8959274
You're in luck, I always carry 2 flasks of whiskey with me... and thank you for the maybe compliment? I usually like to mix my whiskey but I can drink anything.
>He passes her a flask.
Cheers.
>>8959307
>beckons to blanket fort
>>8959267
Oh well. You know what they say: Fake it till you make it. So we don't have a HQ or something like that. Consider this whole place already ours.
Oh by the way
>snaps finger
>A beer appears in our hand.
A little present, for choosing us.
>>8959315
>smiles
I'll take care of that for you sweetie, don't worry.
Where were you when NE1 whipped your asses?
>>8959175
I will the most calming song I know. Enjoy your stay.
>Taking out a purse, she then takes out a small radio.
>Turning it on, this plays out of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDKRijwDd0
>>8959262
>>8959318
What a fantastical tale! Mine aren't nearly that grand in scope.
>>8959345
whipping NE1's ass
>>8959262
DAY THREE
>>8959262
Wait a second, isn't Bag-Chan supposed to be in Monochrome? You say there's one, but if Bag-Chan's in Monochrome, there's two.
>>8959290
>The dog holds up a 100-bell coin.
It's not really a lot of bells. It's kinda like the yen.
>>8959357
...Well, nevermind about Bag-Chan I guess.
>>8959220
You think yoy have it bad with dynamite? So far everyone in my faction has been killed by dynamite. I think we got some of plague knights curse.
>eric then continues to babble about random things, completely drunk
>>8959357
Damn it
>Collapses to the floor.
This doesn't feel good.
>>8959350
>>8959357
So you shouldn't even be trying to fight me! Actually, why don't yo- Hey! I saw that!
>>8959341
Oh anon it's you?
Have you enjoyed your meal? You've come at the *right* time to witness us win. Grab your best pillow, get comfy and enjoy!
>>8959340
This is what you get for being drunk so much last game...
>>8959357
>>8959324
>hugs her tight, overwhelmed in joy
>>8959357
I guess these do work. It's nice not having to pick the bullets out of my wounds.
>>8959357
>>8959412
GET OUTTA HERE CREEP, THIS MY HOUSE NOW
>>8959418
Sleeping with the enemy!
>>8959412
Please I'm always drunk. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a high function alcoholic.
>>8959357
Skipped some peace.
DAY FOUR
>>8959396
>>8959357
>It has been clear that she had been swapping cards for a while. The grin on her face tells it.
Whatever could you mean? I am just a normal woman playing with normal cards.
>>8959412
I hope you don't mind but I'm doing some renovation of the blanket fort. Gonna have to ask you to sleep on the left side of the bed from now on.
>>8959418
>>8959357
>wakes up snoozing
Whoops? Sorry I thought it was the bed of a man, but it seems I was mistaken.
>leaves
>>8959412
i'm what this faction needed!
>>8959343
>Dandy nearly allows the glass of beer to fall, but holds it with both hands before relaxing and taking a nice sip from it.
Now I know for sure Pandemonium knows how to party. So your HQ will be wherever we want to? That's fine with me.
>chugs down about half of his beer.
But I'd strongly recommend a certain spot.
>>8959453
S I L V E R S P O O N J U S T G O T S I L V E R S P O O N E D
>>8959340
>What a stroke of luck. Sometimes things worked out just right smack in the middle of everything going right to shit.
>Just another one of those moments to live for.
>Suz took the neck between her fingers and thumb and panged her flask together against his.
You're welcome. Zdarovye
>>8959453
>Hoshi died of TB
Is Korea this far behind technologically?
>>8959357
How the hell is that horse drinking if it has no fingers at all? Man, I'm so dru-
>And then he dies.
>>8959372
...Isn't that G?
>>8959453
>Smolgore's made progress, at least. He can hit the fence the bottles are on now!
>>8959458
You were sleeping in my bed all this time?!!
Oh well... it's true I haven't been home for a week now... Mhh well I don't mind anon, but aren't you forgetting a little something
>mimics money with her hands.
>>8959470
There was no spooning, nor Silver bullets involved, Anon.
>>8959453
This is a great departure from my usual wear. I hope I look spiffy in these.
>>8959488
Hey, I already payed you for the week. That was our deal.
>>8959441
No! I would never, she's a creep! A demon! Absolutely disgusting!
>>8959453
damn it...
>>8959460
Yeah get out of here gross demon
We don't like your kind here!
>>8959494
Babe, you look spiffy in just about anything.
>>8959471
Zdarovye. He started chugging the flask.
>>8959473
They will be once NK levels them with nukes
>>8959453
Wait... Did you mix something else into my Orange Juice?
>>8959455
Liar! You did... Something!
>QP takes a moment to look at her hand
Hey, my cards are different now!
>>8959453
19 tributes remain.
Pandemonium: 6 -> 4
NE-1: 5 -> 4
Neutral: 5 -> 3
Iron Dogs: 2
Gals: 2
Cool Bastards: 2 -> 1
Good Vibes: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Akatsuki: 1
Monochrome: 2 -> 1
Tomomo's: 1
NIGHT FOUR
>>8959477
>>8959357
Damn sorry... I should've wait until the end for the beer...
Oh well, it's good enough like this but if you find us a nice spot to hang out, someone big enough to blast music and set up a bar, I'm game.
>>8959505
Blondie looks all flustered...
Oh, alright, alright I'm leaving, but watch your back, the game isn't over yet.
>>8959533
>his/hers1
>>8959538
Eww don't come up behind me you creep! Stay away, no one likes perverts!
>>8959482
Uh... no? See, it says bells right here.
>Lucky turns over the coin, and printed beneath whatever head is featured is text that says "100 Bells"
>Because of course the side with the star is the Tails side
>>8959533
Sir, the code broke...
>>8959533
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Smolgore runs away from the angry talk show host.
>>8959499
Yeah... you payed me to bring you food, but if you want to take up more space on my bed (it's my bed we're talking about) it'll cost you something too.
>smells
And reminds me to buy you a deodorant or something next time, that fort stinks!
>>8959533
>She just get comfy, the damned souls flying over her, but she isn't bothered at all.
>>8959538
This is the last time I try to fight while getting drunk.
>But he'd do it again anyway, and so he keeps drinking from his beer until it's empty.
Have you wondered about how space is like? What if I told you hanging out in a real space ship is possible?
>>8959533
>Confusion intensifies.
>>8959533
DAY FIVE
>>8959561
>>8959565
I saw that and I don't know what I did wrong...
I know it should be 2 but it still should have worked.
>>8959611
Adachi x Elizabeth when
>>8959506
That was close but my name is Elizabeth. Your compliment makes me confidence soar to new heights. I should take the chance to try many mixes of clothing.
>>8959526
You shouldn't throw such slander at someone playing fairly. Especially since you don't know what the accused did. Do not be silly!
>She looks at her own cards, only to take one out, reach over to the other set and replace with another card.
You have an active imagination.
>>8959533
>The woman gives out a very large yawn once she returned.
Could you have done this later? I was having a wonderful dream.
>>8959581
You never said anything about excess fees. I already bought all these blankets and pillows myself.
>>8959561
>winks and flies away.
>>8959583
Space? Hmm... Looking at you I believe you're not talking about the eternal darkness of hell, right?
...
I thought you were just a weird cosplayer at first, but this is interesting. Tell me more!
>>8959611
Come on Foxy ahah! I'm sure you can swallow it whole!
>>8959611
G-g-god damn it
>Dies
>>8959565
Huh?
>Smolgore grabs the coin out of his hand and looks at it.
...But it looks just like G!
>>8959611
>The only format that works is (his/her#). You put "herS" instead, so it borks it.
Real talk HG: Is spamming tributes less cancerous than circlejerking?
>>8959611
Where are these shots coming from!?
Who is doing this!?
I didn't do anything wrong what the hell!?
>>8959627
>that face
why would you save this
>>8959644
Neither really matter to begin with.
>>8959629
Maybe, but you don't own the bed, do you?
Maybe you'd prefer sleeping on the floor with your blanket... Mhh alright, what do you propose me instead of money?
>>8959631
>I'm sure you can swallow it whole!
>>8959611
14 tributes remain.
Pandemonium: 4
NE-1: 4 -> 2
Neutral: 3 -> 2
Gals: 2
Iron Dogs: 2 -> 1
Cool Bastards: 1
Akatsuki: 1
Monochrome: 1
Tomomo's: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FIVE
>>8959631
Oi, faction leader. Did we win that game? I'm getting commissioned for every win we get, right?
>>8959611
I am afraid other than our intimidating auras, we don't have much in common.
>>8959650
>I don't really pay attention to faces. Just noticed that she was in a different outfit from usual.
>>8959644
they are both equally cancerous
>>8959644
Both can trigger these bunch of autists, so no one is less or more "cancer" than the other.
>>8959644
SALT
>>8959667
>Unaware of what the goat did, she slurps down the drink with no problem.
Ahh! I am completely refreshed now!
>>8959627
See? You just did it again! I'm not gonna play with you if you keep being a cheater...
>QP starts pouting
>>8959635
>>8959667
>Harper you're our only hope left in this game. Don't lose.
>>8959667
Pi-tooey! Hahah!
>>8959625
>shipping with someone from the same source
Weak
>>8959698
>kissu
>>8959663
Well, I already hired a maid to take care of that smell you don't like. My new work-at-home job isn't paying too well yet but I've got enough for that and food.
How's that?
>>8959644
>Spamming
You have no proof that I entered more than one.
>>8959611
Perhaps the period right after the (his/hers1) needs a space before it.
>>8959638
...Uh, do you have a G we can compare it to?
>Mummydoggo doesn't really mind that Asgore just took a 100-bell coin out of his hands, it's worth about as much as a 1-dollar bill
>Also it looks like pic related, except put a "100 Bells" somewhere under the big star
>>8959667
Ahri...
Damn, you did great, don't worry. We'll win.
>>8959666
What's wrong satan? When did you become so pruddish?
>>8959668
Oh hey! Mhh, unfortunately not yet, but we're on the right track, don't worry.
Just try to be on time tomorrow
>>8959716
Who mentioned you?
>>8959631
...The darkness of hell? Not at all, Baby. I'm talking about outer space! Going up instead of down, where all the starts shine.
>>8959638
Huh, I'm surprised I haven't figured that out before considering how long I've been making events. It seems like it would be common.
>>8959667
THE FEAST
>>8959716
You have no proof that you didn't.
>>8959724
Goddamn it! I knew I wasn't gonna make it on time, but I didn't think I'd miss two of 'em. I get this feeling they're purposely making it so we get fewer people in. That's why the red light wouldn't change.
>>8959714
A maid? Hmm well... I guess it's good enough, alight you can take up a bit more spa-
Wait? What kind of "work-at-home job are you even doing here?
>>8959735
Yeah, that's what I figured out. So what are you saying? You're lending us your spaceship, or what?
>>8959744
ADACHI TAKING BACK HIS THRONE AS BEST SHITPOSTER FROM ASGORE
>>8959720
Yeah!
>Smolgore digs into one of his robe pockets and pulls out a similar-looking gold coin.
>He holds it up to Lucky.
>>8959744
But the one I got last time was yucky! I just wanted a good one this time!
>>8959755
I'm an editor for a local magazine. I do it from my laptop here in this fort.
>>8959697
Salt, Yukine? All I did was ask for opinions. Which do you think is more cancerous? Spamming tributes or circlejerking?
>>8959744
DAY SIX
brb gunsho
>>8959756
B A S E D
>>8959776
SALT
>>8959780
Soooo Leviathan might actually be an asset...
>>8959759
...1 G... but it has the star and everything...
...Huh. I... I don't know what to make of that. Weird.
...Well, either way, it's supposed to be a different currency. Though I suppose 1 G is supposed to be equal to 100 bells...
>>8959701
I cannot believe what my ears are hearing. I haven't done that at all! Could we please play the game before you make any more accusations?
>She looks at her cards once more, a confused look beginning to form.
How do you partake in this game?
>>8959713
Oh hello! What can I do for yo-
>The kiss was unavoidable in it's speed. It leaves the attendant shocked and awed.
Whatever did I do to deserve this?
>>8959744
Oh yes, I remember you. I will grant better than the skin of a dead cattle. I shall let you sleep like how you did to me.
>>8959780
inb4 furry cancer wins
>>8959780
>spamming tributes
>still lose
JUST
Fantastic wank, thanks family
>>8959780
Every single gal death has been from dynamite what the fuck
>>8959815
Yeye
>>8959780
>She looks over her set of cards, gasping as she realize something is amiss.
I am short one! Did I leave it in that person? I should ask for it back.
>>8959803
>>8959812
no shitposting allowed
>>8959625
RIGHT NOW
>>8959744
I think I did great enough so far... let's cool off.
>eats the steak she did for the bbq anon yesterday
>Indeed it WAS really shit
>The parasite inside it kills her
>>8959748
Tcch, it's okay no need to get all emo all of sudden, what's done is done. Let's just concentrate and cheer up the last people we still have in the game.
>>8959773
Oh?... Well, I guess I was expecting something
.. more, but It's alright. As long as you're not a freeloader
>>8959780
>>8959797
Yeah, she's really our best soldier so far. It's a real miracle we caught her right before the start of the war
>>8959795
No answer to me question, Yukine? Okay.
>>8959801
...I don't know, I thought you were gonna tell me...
>>8959815
>>8959834
It pays enough, but it's a brand new publish. Won't get more until it picks up some traction.
>>8959815
>Tejina is pure!
>>8959798
Maybe? I dunno. I dunno know any other "current sea".
>Smolgore pronounces it exactly like that.
>>8959836
SALT
>thinking of getting discord app on phone
Should I? All I hear is only cancer avas use it.
>>8959854
404: Bantz Not Found? Okay.
>>8959847
....And what's that whole thing about?
I hope it's not a tabloid and you're spying me for it.
>Astaroth
>>8959854
Pepper!
I still can't make a thread owo
>>8959869
Cooking magazine.
>>8959860
Nope and correct
>>8959834
There ain't no emo bone in me. I'm trying to be honest and yer making it really fucking hard for me to be real with the only person I consider my leader. Guess I won't give ya a reason for being late next time.
>Ginshi
>>8959848
Why don't you rp anymore?
>>8959870
Peppermint!