HG Thread
>>8956167
thank
Murderous Games 215
HG Hunger Games etc
>>>FIRST 48
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes it much easier for me.
Get in the mood for a Murderous Game with some funky cowboy beats:
youtube.com/watch?v=dHMeXfMPHms
>>8956190
Gal Reigen Arataka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
>>8956190
Good Vibes Haru
>>8956190
Monochrome Monoko
>>8956190
Len
>>8956190
Monochrome Bag-chan
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Adachi
>>8956190
NE1 Yukine
Is this the clop dump thread?
>>8956190
Lenny
SCG
>>8956190
Gal Inkling
>>8956190
NE1 Sucy Manbavaran
>>8956190
Gal Misuzu
>>8956190
Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness Woman in Blue Clothes
>>8956190
Iron Dogs / Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8956190
Gal Sonata Dusk
>>8956190
Pandemonium Ahri
>>8956190
Sliver Queen
>>8956190
Brotherhood Dale Cooper
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Togame
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Fairy Tail Gray Fullbuster
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Gals being pals Eric Andre
>>8956190
Gascoigne
Iron dogs
>>8956190
Monochrome, Lucky
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Monochrome Smolgore
>>8956190
Monochrome Starman
>>8956190
Deidara
>akatsuki
>>8956190
Soldier Saint Love Shaq
>>8956190
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8956190
Pandemonium Emi
>>8956190
Gals being pals. Silver fox
>>8956190
Eggman-kun
>>8956190
Akatsuki Tobi
>>8956190
Kerberos Panzer Cop
Iron Dog Mercenary Group
>>8956190
Sterling Archer
The Pandemonium
>>8956190
THE ULTIMATE BIG DOG
>>8956190
Pandemonium Goblin
>>8956190
Bayley
>>8956190
Laxus Dreyar
Fairy Tail.
Pandemonium Classy Raven
>>8956190
The Soldiers Saint Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Subaru Guild C.C.
>>8956190
Brotherhood member King WeWuz
>>8956190
eggs man
>>8956190
Zetsu
Akatsuki
>>8956190
Gal Utsutsu Miya
>>8956190
Pandemonium Astaroth
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Monochrome Monochrome girl
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Monochrome Registeel
>>8956190
Sergeant Feels
Iron dogs
NE1 Ursula Callistis
>>8956190
Chum Lee
Subaru and his Guild of Merry Men
>>8956190
Rika
>>8956190
No Name
Tomomomomomo
>>8956190
Monochrome Adrian Rollini
>>8956190
Captain Luna
>>8956190
Imizu
Murica!
>>8956190
Leviathan, pandemonium
>>8956190
Ash Crimson
Good Vibes
>>8956311
faggot YOU'RE LATE what did I ELL YOU
>>8956330
shut the fuck up martin
>>8956298
Where have you been?
>>8956271
So.. you are the astaroth the anon was talking about, what's special about you, huh? tell me!
>Faction BEFORE your name
Lol, can't you dummies follow directions?
>>8956336
eat my ass
>>8956330
You didn't "ell" me anything.
>>8956350
Me? Well, I've been jazzin' in clubs back in New York. Gotta pay the bills somehow.
>>8956367
>Headdesk
>>8956367
But I did.
>>8956367
I need to get my tribute in man.
Screw reading
>>8956330
That doesn't sound like one should tell a fellow good vibes member. I am beginning to believe that I have joined the wrong faction.
>>8956367
But I did do that!
>>8956219
>>8956236
>>8956243
>>8956248
>>8956254
>>8956307
I'm glad to se you all tonight, we even have some new faces it seems, welcome welcome!
Let us drown them in the pandemonium's braiser, and let's make em LOVE it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6LWQhvzRw
>>8956361
Someone told you about me? News are quick these days.
Oh well, I just happen to be the leader of the most powerful faction here, but no big deal really.
>checks her out
I'm glad such a cutie just joined our ranks though, welcome!
>>8956407
>how you should tell a fellow good vibes member
English please
>>8956407
>Coaxes over to Gals Being Pals with a piping hot Pumpkin Spice Latte
>>8956416
> Goblin used Battlecry.
For the Demon Lord!!
>>8956416
Oh, so you are the leader of them, t-that's kind of cool.. b-but levi thinks that onee-sama is cooler!
>>8956420
I thought that was English. Did I slip into another foreign language in the middle of that?
>>8956431
Ooooh! It tickles my nose when I sniff it! Thank you for doing this for no suspicious reason at all.
>>8956444
Those trips will lead us to victory Honwa!
It's stabbing party tonight, don't hold back!
>>8956459
Let me put emphasis on what you did wrong
>how you should tell a fellow good vibes member
>how you should tell
>tell
>>8956416
We're probably gonna get made to kill each other straight away, but let's see what hell we can raise.
>she even talks to them all like Alma
Please don't
WHY IS 4CHAN GIVING ME SO MANY CONNECTION ERRORS AHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>8956367
I didn't expect everyone to get it right, not a big deal.
Swaps & Corrections
>>8956416
all these alma red flags
>>8956481
they have been obvious cancer since it started
>>8956482
>>8956236
>>8956307
>Swap her in for me. She fits better with the pandemonium's theme anyway
>>8956463
Wasn't planning on it.
> Goblin equipped Knife.
> Goblin used Wicked Goblin Knife Twirl.
> Goblin used Goblin Practice Stab x5 on The Air.
I'll try to save some for you though, Azzy.
>>8956482
> A Goblin appeared.
>>8956482
Looks good to me.
Also, question directed at Monochrome since I'm new to both factions in general and your faction in particular... is being mostly monochrome fine, or am I going to have to run all of my pics through an editor?
>>8956482
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8956367
I am loyal to the Shogunate, we have no alliances here.
>>8956482
Let's do this!
>>8956482
Are ya ready gals!?
>>8956482
>I'm a part of Iron Dogs.
>>8956477
While I still don't know what exactly I made a mistake with, I do now know that I did make a mistake. I will avoid trying to make it again.
>>8956482
These odds are wonderful. Soon all will feel the good vibes through their body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XhMX39nepE
>>8956482
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>8956416
If I win, I defer any choices to you, Astaroth. You are the leader after all.
>>8956448
Heeeh, what?! I don't know who that "onee-sama" is, but I'm sure you're biaised because she's close to your something.
Anyway it's not the time to talk about that. Levi's your name right? Get your best assets on track, we're dinning in hell tonight!
>>89564787
>chuckles
As long as we don't end up being hair Raven...
Well, we just need one of us to win anyway, it's gonna be easy
>>8956482
>gears up
As usual, the rest fail to show up. No matter, I will take care of these demons.
>>8956482
The ironic part is that I have pals. Begin whenever.
>>8956482
Haha! Let's get on with it. There will be no more of those awful beasts once I'm done.
>y-you didn't add my name yuno...
>>8956521
>>8956532
?
>>8956482
I'm gonna need to find a picture of eric in a wig or something for next time. But forget that it's time for war, baby!
>>8956547
>>8956478
>for you
>>8956518
Saving some for me... the knifes right? Ahah..
I won't hold back myself
>>8956545
I always knew foxes were the smartest of the animal kingdom.
Good luck to you, not that we need any!
>>8956554
Unpopular opinion. Silver fox is more cute than Ahri.
>>8956513
Thank you! I can fight for the demons now!
>>8956547
Yup, levi is my name, and onee-sama and levi are going to own hell soon!
>>8956567
Huh?
Uhhh...I think you're okay? Probably? I-I dunno.
>>8956547
>>8956576
>a wry grin appears
Clearly you haven't been in many games here where the odds favored a particular group. I think you know where I'm going with this.
>>8956580
Thanks. I guess?
>>8956482
Baka Shichika! He expects me to fight without a sword, does he? No matter. I don't plan, I scheme. It should be plenty enough to make up for him.
CHEERIO!!
>Be in the shower
>check the time
>OH SHIT FACTION GAMES
>turn the faucet off real quick
>reach out for towel...
>can't find it
>check cupboards, shelves and even the hamper
>all gone.
>look at the mirror
>'Pandemonium Rules <3' written in red lipstick
God dammit Ahri
>>8956562
Can't say I know you monsiuer, but you have my thanks!
>>8956576
What? No, I mean some Heroes! You know I'd never attack you, right?
Well, unless I was ordered to by the Demon Lord. I'd try and talk him out of it but he's got a way of sweet-talking me with those puppy-dog eyes of his.
> Goblin used Awkward Silence.
...Anyways, we've definitely got this in the bag!
>>8956554
I'm your pal, if you want.
But clean your ears, I don't want anymore misunderstandings.
>>8956482
I'm ready for some action.
>>8956614
>
>>8956614
kill yourself
>>8956614
I mean... or so you assume.
>Hands you your towel.
Did anyone even join suz's faction
>>8956540
Gotcha.
>>8956513
Yep.
>>8956562
Done.
BLOODBATH
Neutral: 8
Akatsuki: 3
Fairy Tail: 2
Gals: 7
Monochrome: 7
Good Vibes: 3
Pendemonium: 6
Cool Bastards: 3
NE-1: 2
Iron Dogs: 4
Merry Men: 1
Saints: 2
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
Tomomo's: NOT REPRESENTED
>>8956482
>no Murica
Lol pussies
>>8956663
Yeah, like 4 or 5.
>>8956594
All right, then. ...I'm going to start editing pics to fit, though.
>>8956666
>Aparrently Lucky's being tailed. Welp.
>>8956663
Yes
Half the group is asleep apparently
>>8956626
I don't have any issues though.
>>8956666
I must be off!
>>8956666
>Tomomo's: NOT REPRESENTED
o-oh...
>>8956666
Now just because you aren't a gal, doesn't mean I'm not gonna be your pal.
>>8956589
You...? Owning hell?... A lot must have happened since I left that place
You seem really naive to me
>>8956595
Oh, do you think Fate will be cruel to us tonight? Maybe... But to challenge destiny itself is our very goal. We'll make it bend before us, don't worry!
>>8956589
You? Owning hell...
>chuckles
Either a lot has happened since I left that place or you really have an oversized greed... But I do like that.
Alright Levi! Let's march on!
>>8956619
The Demon Lord... Mhh, I don't think I've ever seen his true face. You must really be his precious cutie pie... I'm almost jealous.
I don't think there are many heroes here though, just puny foolish things waiting to be crushed!
>>8956643
Archer, I'm counting on you!
>>8956666
>those quads
Fate is hooking up with us tonight!
>>8956666
If I can't have all'a that stuff, why should everyone else?!
>Smolgore lights it on fire with his fire magic.
>>8956666
>Stares into the Big Big's soul
You dare come near me, I'll fuck you up.
>Walks away
>>8956666
>Checked
>Ahri scoops up an impressive armful of loot before running off. The horse stands there in confusion.
Sorry but you're on your own!
>>8956666
Hurry!
>>8956643
>Spies
>In my bathroom
Oh god. Archer. Archer please. Please no. I just debugged the place.
>>8956629
I didn't appreciate the chair against the door either And what was that shotgun rig all about?
>>8956666
Tra la la! Who shall feel my vibe first?
>>8956666
> Goblin equipped Dynamite.
Well, I've never said no to free stuff before.
>>8956696
Well, in this case, anyone fighting against the Pandemonium is an enemy of the Demon Lord. They're technically Heroes, right?
>>8956694
>Here's a tissue Anon
That can be misconstrued.
>>8956606
>kissu
>>8956666
>"6666"
is a sign!
>>8956721
hot
>>8956728
How so?
>>8956728
They do it on purpose
>used to think sunset was based
>find out she's cancer
>>8956731
>>8956666
Good job killing that lemon face, Levi. Damn, you've only been here for 20min, and I'm already a fan
>>8956722
If it makes the killing sweeter to you they can even be riceballs for all I care!
>>8956666
DAY ONE
4CHAN PLEASE
>>8956745
where have you been lmao
>>8956696
Can do!
>>8956720
>Archer smirked
Hey... I don't have any bugs on me... anymore. What are we doin?
>>8956740
>>8956757
Whatcha implying?
>no seriously, what's wrong with handing some a tissue?
>>8956729
Yamete.
>>8956720
>That smaller suz with the "Fucker" Speech bubble. Oh my god.
The chair was an honest accident! I swear!
... The shotgun rig is news to me... I'm.. not even sure how to properly use the one Soviet gave me.
>The shotgun used in the rig is the one Soviet gave her.
>>8956745
not really cancer, just dumb
>>8956666
Oh, this is what it feels like to be dead.
>>8956759
All right, that felt good.
>>8956763
>that filename again
What do you THINK anon is gonna use a tissue for?
>>8956759
>hugs him interrogately
Now tell me where you hide your colorless food!
>>8956711
(Autocorrect already screwing with me)
Anyone willing to end my pathetic life?
>>8956759
So, are you just a giant machine of death and destruction, or are you a person that likes to wear really intimidating things?
>>8956759
>>8956761
>Does nothing and lets Archer do all the job, after all he's the spy here.
>They get out with a lot of money
That will be enough to repay the fund of the recruitement campaign, at least.
>>8956766
>That smaller suz with the "Fucker" Speech bubble. Oh my god.
Fucking cancer.
>>8956759
My explosives were the ones that got the job done.
>>8956696
On the one hand, I know a thing or two about defying destiny. On the other hand, these games are quite a different animal.
>>8956759
You know, this isn't so bad. Maybe I should visit the tavern more often. This show really passes the time!
>>8956781
Blow his nose?
>>8956763
wiping cum
>>8956796
He's certainly gonna blow.
>>8956737
I am in the super cool team, not the super hot one. Which is why I decided to wear these nifty spectacles.
>>8956759
I could really use some help with firearms. Could you stand in front of the hole however? it would help me even more!
>>8956782
>Is completely enveloped in the hug.
My what?
>>8956798
>>8956805
>O-oh
>>8956792
Oh Raven... I know you can't really help, but don't be so gloomy. Have some spirit!
If you can't tame an animal, just whip it until it submit... even in death!
>>8956759
>>8956788
God damn right! WOOO. Best secret Agent ever. That's why I'm the best.
>>8956812
Your food! do it before I give you a kiss on the cheek!
>>8956818
>Sirens are quick to recognize lewdness.
No you aren't, you're fucking slow!
>>8956696
My sin is not greed, I just want to help onee-sama in everything she wants
>>8956758
He was looking at me, and he is ugly, so that's what he gets for being a stalker!
>>8956759
Do you think a kick is going to def-
>
>>8956789
The fucks the problem? I thought it was funny too.
>>8956759
41 tributes remain.
Neutral: 8 -> 6
Gals: 7 -> 6
Monochrome: 7
Pendemonium: 6
Iron Dogs: 4
Good Vibes: 3
Akatsuki: 3 -> 2
Cool Bastards: 3 -> 2
NE-1: 2
Saints: 2
Fairy Tail: 2 -> ELIMINATED
Merry Men: 1
NIGHT ONE
>>8956745
>sunset
>based
>>8956828
Uhhh...t-the grocery store?
>>8956838
Do ya got apple juice?
>>8956838
>angry doggo sounds
>>8956745
>Find out anon sucks fattest blackest dicks
>Have always known that
>>8956761
We're playing a game called 'housefire'. I'm moving.
With yer feckin James Bondin'bullshittery.
>>8956766
.... Great prank. Right out of the old summer camp handbook.
>>8956831
Rude.
>>8956838
I didn't mean to steal that man's wallet! oh whatever...
>>8956849
Ah HA!
>lets go
I have found your source of food! goodbye!
>walks to the grocery store
>>8956838
What am I supposed to do with this? It's just sand, you can find that anywhere! Give me something cool, like one of those revolvers I picked up at the start! It'd be a whole lot more useful!
>>8956789
The way it was said might not be appealing, but it was funny.
>>8956758
> Goblin uses Awkward Stare.
...........
Ehh, no. That's a little too weird for me.
I don't want to think about eating people.
>>8956759
> Goblin used Great Goblin Knife: Cleave on Outlaws.
> -999999999 HP!
> -999999999 HP!
> -999999999 HP!
> -999999999 HP!
> Outlaws were defeated!
Hands off the merchandise.
>>8956838
> Goblin used Drink.
> Poison Resistance: ∞
Hmm. Not bad.
Hey Pops. Get me another glass would you?
>>8956832
Would have it been different if he's been cute...or handsome...Or maybe you just don't like the attention?
>>8956838
>does tactical spying of the Akatsuki's techniques
>>8956820
It's not as if I think we don't have a chance, Astaroth. Just making sure that we're not surprised if things fall flat. Helps to move past it more quickly, you know?
>>8956838
>>8956867
>Smolgore mumbles as he watches her walk away.
...I kinda wanted to keep huggin'...
>>8956759
>watching raw rn so my commentary is gonna suck lol
Oh shit you okay there brotendo? I thought you'd be able to handle that, guess i was wrong though. I guess i'll just leave you here, hope you wake up.
>>8956862
Doesn't change the fact you're cancer.
>>8956838
What an interesting location. No fights, very silent, and the fear factor as well! Maybe I will find myself there someday.
>>8956889
>They're all sucking each other off.
t. Akatsuki
>>8956838
>Feels looks at his pistol, countless marks and scratches on it, even some dried blood, reminding him of his days in war.
>>8956838
You... Wuz... Kill....
>Puts the nigger down
>Pizza < Chicken
>>8956889
Nope, my heart is only for onee-sama
>>8956897
>kissu
>>8956838
DAY TWO
>>8956919
>>Pizza < Chicken
i think you did that wrong
>>8956919
>not knowing how greater and lesser signs work
Look at this cancer.
>>8956934
I need to hide my pizza from that lady...
>>8956867
Come on, it took you two minutes to understand the tissue thing...
>>8956838
Stupid Star...
>>8956862
I mean I don't like to invite that comparison but ya... I basically am. That being said, 8/10 based on the shower.
>>8956897
>Me too, awesome opening segment and good match with sheamus and matt.
>>8956934
Eat a dick Shaq. WOOO!
>>8956888
>>8956891
Yeah, yeah of course. Who do you take me for? I don't dwell of faillure, if they ever even happen, that is.
>swollen with pride to the point of bursting.
>>8956888
Oh you? Oh yeah yeah me neither, at least not like that! It was just a bad metaphor.
>>8956925
...Are you going to talk about that Onee-sama all night long?
>>8956913
I can tell that those guys are real pros
>>8956953
So? I know it's prime use!
>>8956934
I'm gonna name ya Wolfy!
>>8956862
D-damn. You found where I put it? I mean... Really? Sounds like a good read!
>>8956838
>>8956849
>Ahri nods casually, pointing towards him.
I'll have what he's having.
>>8956934
>She does just that.
>>8956934
>Walks into town hall to place a bounty on someone, just for the sake of using money to stir up trouble.
>>8956934
Okay, aparrently I'm a wanted dog now. I'm not really sure what for, though.
>>8956937
>>8956950
I made a mistake.
>>8956966
Its prime use for women, maybe.
>>8956974
Can you fuck off for good? Cancer.
>>8956934
You're stupid, and just trying to trick me! Those hills are a death trap, and it's not one I'm going to fall for! You Pandemonium guys aren't cool enough to just let people do what they want to.
>>8956934
I'm not sure what that means, but it means I think it means... it's really cool.
Good job Archer, once again. You're going to be our treasurer at this point
>>8956934
I did the world a favor, by getting rid of that grotesque overgrown worm.
>>8956934
> Goblin used Goblin Knife Thrust on Utsutsu.
> Missed!
> Tree was hit.
> -999999999 HP!
> Tree was defeated!
Huh. A little faster than I anticipated.
That won't happen twice.
>>8956960
I think it's best we spend less time working on metaphors and more time thinking about how we kill our enemies, Azzy.
>>8956986
Oh come on, you men don't do the rubby rub rub rub that much!
>>8956934
>She keeps summoning bottles from hammerspace to pelt the girl with.
May this liquid shower you in coolness and add color to your depressing color scheme.
>>8956934
Ladies, calm yourselves.
It's just me.
>>8956690
But you kept mishearing me.
Or were you just being mean to me?
...
>pokes
You're stuck again, aren't you?
>>8956999
You're right.
If I can give you a tip: Aim for the groin, weakest part of the male body, and you happen to be at the perfect height for that anyway
>>8956960
I own her my life after all, but if is getting annoying I can talk about other things
>>8956934
34 tributes remain.
Monochrome: 7
Gals: 6
Pendemonium: 6
Neutral: 6 -> 4
Good Vibes: 3
Iron Dogs: 4 -> 2
Saints: 2
Merry Men: 1
Akatsuki: 2 -> 1
Cool Bastards: 2 -> 1
NE-1: 2 -> 1
NIGHT TWO
>>8956994
I'm gonna be honest that's not a great idea... I'm bad with money.
>>8956934
>points frantically at the distant hills
But there's gold out there, I tell you! I've seen it!
>>8956960
Everybody fails sometime...but I think I can stow this conversation for later. In the meantime, let's see how far we can take this little adventure.
>>8956934
* Sprints past the other two contestant's while screaming*
>>8957005
You're cute when you're naive.
>>8957027
Your name is Archer, right? Stay the hell away from me.
>Punches crotch
>>8957027
Graveyards are scary.
>>8957027
Oh hello, you won't mind us coming in right? you are the good vibes person! so we are coming right in! thanks!
>>8957041
Who you calling naive!
>>8956909
Damn right. Lethal and deadly baby. Killing off the chaff of humanity and making people cry.
>>8956957
.... Worth it.
And by worth it, I mean the insurance money.
>>8957026
>>8957026
Was that onee-sama so important you had to shot me?
>>8957030
You're right Raven, let's not waste any more
>gets shot by her own faction member
>FUCK YOU FATE
>>8957005
>rubby rub rub rub
This can't be accidental
>>8957062
GHOST-BUSTERS!
You. I'm calling you naive.
>>8957027
Well, I usually just aim for the heart. I'm a fan of quick, clean deaths. It's more efficient that way.
>>8957027
Really? You guys again?
I'll just kill you twice over if you don't buzz off.
> Ghosts gained Fear.
> Ghosts fled!
>>8957063
You wish you were that kind of cancer.
You're a special kind of cancer made just for yourself, where you're slowing decaying on the inside.
>>8957030
Oh... Well, just hand me the money then. You can keep a bit of it though
>>8957027
It's only cheating if you get caught. Thanks for being the patsy.
>>8957027
Leviathan! YOU TRAITOR!
>>8957066
Would you like me to deal with them lady Asstaroth?
>>8957046
Oh god...
>Archer coughs and falls over.
...my sperm.
>>8957063
How much you get?
>>8957077
Well I can't say the actual words, we have children around here.
>>8957083
Well atleast I don't tell poor jokes.
>>8957027
But I don't got a credit card'ta use!
>>8957027
>>8957066
Well, if I defeat the leader I can gain the respect of onee-sama
>>8957102
>Pays for your drink and leaves the bar
>>8957027
>Ahri quietly kisses the photo then hugs it gently to her collar before tucking it away.
>That girl really was quite a legend.
>>8957027
Dammit, why isn't this working!?
*eric then slip's over a bottle of zima, knocking himself out in the process*
>>8957027
>>8957062
The woman doesn't seem bothered at all as these people just break into her house. >She gives a welcoming smile to her three guests.
Welcome to the Velvet room. As you wait for the heat to get off your rumps, please enjoy yourselves.
>>8957092
Im finna be inside you here in a second.
>>8957102
Not nearly enough to buy back my innocence.
>>8957027
>Drinks drink
Why, this tastes funny, kind of like someone spite in it. Ehh, probably just me.
>>8957122
Whoops! Forgot one of these.
>
I can't believe I narrated all of that.
>>8957123
Sorry, I'm not a fan of getting close to cancer.
>>8957102
Yes! Make them pay! Especially that prissy silver fox girl -don't shot ahri by mistake though- This shouldn't have happened!
>>8957112
... Are you fooling with me or just really stupid? You have really no idea of what's happening right now, do you?
>>8957027
>flips over Utsutsu's hand to reveal five aces
You dirty little no-good cheat!
>>8957066
>looks over the scene of the crime, corpse and all
And sometimes, I have this annoying habit of being right...
>>8957112
To hell with that. You'd better not cross my path, or else you'll be as dead as Astaroth.
>>8957118
Thanks for the drink...
>He squeaked, dragging himself up to the bar.
>>8957123
Define innocence because aren't you an assassin?
>Archer takes a big swig from his flask before offering Suz some.
>>8957105
Yeah. You'd have to be at least slightly funny for that.
>>8957145
Cancer isn't contagious, you're just insensitive.
>tfw just laughed so hard I actually puked
I-I don't know how to feel
>>8957145
>You hear heavy breathing right behind you
>>8957145
Damn, someone is salty as fuck.
What's the size of the block you're about to shit, bro?
>>8957152
Not really?
>>8956838
I don't know any...
>>8957027
I'm sorry! I really am!
>>8957027
DAY THREE
pls upload
pls
>>8957145
>Soldier 76 voice
We're all cancer now.
>>8957159
That's not metal.
>>8957185
this never happened
>>8957179
That's pretty much what I expected...
>>8957185
> Goblin uses Phone.
Come on Azzy... I'm waiting on that report...
>>8957185
I call it, "Caravan"
>>8957200
>pets the Anon
it's okay.
>>8957145
D'awww sounds like somebody needs a nap
LenxSmolgore/PlagueKnight forever
>>8957185
N-no! My spoils of war!
>She reaches a hand out as they go to ride off, only to pause as she recognizes one of the horses.
I'm sorry I left you behind buttercup! Please don't do this!
>The horse cares not as he turns away.
No...
>makes a post about pedophilia to derail the thread
>>8957185
I feel like i'm being watched.... Oh yeah there's a camera in the bird. Yeah, that's probably what it is.
>>8957185
>>8957196
> I T K E E P S H A P P E N I N G
>>8957185
>Fingers the bullet hole getting off on the dull pain and wetness of the growing blood soak on the chest
>Is getting drowsy
Subaru and his merry men... represented by a jaded woman like me... the irony...
>>8957185
Wow, I didn't know I had the potential to make something popular.
>>8957146
I didn't come to make friends, I come here to WIN
>>8957147
Good luck on that, grape head
>>8957185
>The woman lays down several cards face down on the ground. When finished, she makes a motion to the raven.
Pick a card, any card! It won't hurt to try. Just tell you what lies in your fate.
>>8957145
>Peeks around the corner
What was that, faggot?
>>8957147
>Respawns in the HG limbo.
>Says from afar:
I... will let you deal with the rest from now. Try not to be right too much, remember? You can be wrong sometimes...
>>8957201
>answers
Oh Honwa... mhhh well, stuff happened, and one of us just shot me... That girly naive succubus : >>8957112
But well, even if she's a filthy traitor don't kill her, she still hold our color. Maybe a "hero" has brainwashed her or something...
>>8957253
Mizore, is that you?
>>8957253
can i fuck you
>>8957241
if i happen to get the "7 pieces with a hatchet" event on you consider that as a sacrifice ritual or whatever
>>8957263
> Goblin used Groan.
This stuff's always gotta be so complicated...
>>8957185
Were you hoping for a miracle or something? Even a miracle wouldn't have helped you.
>>8957149
Er... Well.
>Suz gave a shrug and accepted the offering of liquor without question.
I have a very large innocence debt.
>>8957228
I see cancer can't handle being called cancer, so it has to move to implying I'm in need of a nap. How cute.
>>8957280
>Deal.
>>8957253
Yeah to win... To WIN for US!
You can keep fawning over that "onee-san" and being a weirdo for all I care, but do your job properly.
>>8957283
Yeah... let's not think to much about that. Just stab anything that don't look demonish enough.
>>8957185
>>8957260
I just busted a cheater not too long ago, woman. You'd do well to not pull any of the same tricks.
>takes the seventh card from the right
>>8957253
I'm not the only one looking to mount your head over a fireplace, especially since we put that fat bounty on your head. You'd better get used to not sleeping.
>>8957263
I'll see what I can do. No promises.
>>8957241
Even the simulator loves your ship, it's amazing
>>8957242
ayo that's pretty fucked up
>>8957233
mentioning the word pedo within 5000 ft of a child means you're a pedo
kys pedo
>>8957185
28 tributes remain.
Monochrome: 7 -> 6
Pendemonium: 6 -> 5
Gals: 6 -> 4
Neutral: 4
3 Good Vibes: 3
Iron Dogs: 2
Saints: 2 -> 1
Merry Men: 1 - ELIMINATED
Akatsuki: 2 -> 1
Cool Bastards: 1
NE-1: 2 -> 1
NIGHT THREE
>>8957311
Damn it...
>>8957221
At least you're hot while you're being not funny.
>>8957311
>>8957305
fuck
nevermind then
>>8957295
You do sound awfully cranky little mister.
>>8957311
Well that sucks.
>>8957306
Well, I'm definitely good at that.
>>8957311
> A Goblin apepared.
> Goblin used Wave.
Yo. You're a fellow Pandemonium guy, right?
>>8957311
Kek
Thanks for running with my joke Yuno
>pets
>>8957310
>Kill me.
>>8957311
Huh? But I thought I was dead?
...Who're ya?
>>8957311
At least one of you guys are willing to cooperate with others...once we're done here, maybe we can put this up in a central location so that everybody can use it! Won't that be great? Nevermind the edits made to mask any super secret hideouts.
>>8957311
First it's Haru, now this? Should I be flattered that I am always the subject of these relationship rumors? How bothersome.
>>8957311
How ironic..
>>8957311
>Watches as the bastard is chased off by the coyote
If I see you back at this cottage ever again. I'll burn your house down with you in it.
>>8957311
>puts pom-pom girl outif
>praises Raven and the rest of the team
>>8957311
MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>8957331
Well why aren't you hot too when you are being not funny?
>>8957311
>She stands there covered in soot and several boards piercing her.
That was a little explosive of you.
>>8957306
Fine fine, ill make my job next time
>>8957309
Like if I needed that
>>8957373
im not im looking at your zipper
>>8957253
Well it sucks to suck. You're going to lose... to me, Sterling Archer. The world's greatest secret agent.
>>8957288
An innocence debt? You're going to have to explain that one to me...
>>8957368
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!
>>8957311
>pulls the blanket tightly around the struggling tribute until the thrashing slowly subsides
That's it...go back to sleep. There's a good boy.
>>8957382
Good, so you'll be able to see who finally puts you down.
>>8957341
You're becoming even more cancerous by the second.
>>8957386
Anon, stop looking at my zipper.
>cradles little anon in her arms and sings him the sweetest lullaby she can think of
>>8957382
That's better. Don't forget who's the alpha succubus here...
That being said... keep being deadly Levi. I'm counting on you.
>>8957405
okay ill look at the mark on your skirt instead from this weird angle
>>8957361
Difference is you actually fucked Haru's tight boypussy.
>>8957373
I'm funny though.
Also fuck you, I wish I had your body.