ERP Thread Top-Tier Tonguejobs Edition Previous: >>8929868

Allahu akbar. ISIS will reign supreme.

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>>8934164

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>>8934164
No

You know I'm especially annoyed with the fact that Paul's started using Marceline because I just got back into Adventure Time and I forgot how hot she is and now nobody's going to pick her up for a damn long time.
Ah well. At least Fronk plays PB.

Paul will save us from Owain

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>>8934101
>That tongue tip touching the urethra
(I approve of this with my entire being.)
>>8933859
>Etna's whip lashes out once more across his now bare chest, the hot red tip viciously assaulting his pecs on impact. Her blood red pools regard him like he's some kind of common idiot, but the resulting abuse caused a small trickle of feminine arousal to stain her panties.
"I said strip. What are you doing still standing around in your underwear? Either listen to directions or face the consequences, dumbass."
>Etna's haughty attitude continues as she turns on her heel and sashays towards the bed, a noticeable sway in her hips that causes her plump ass to stretch her small skirt. Etna reaches behind herself and unclasps her bra, tossing the small garment at the male's feet. Afterwords she hooks her thumbs into the band of her skirt, slipping them off until he has a full show of her backside. Growing bored she pulls her soaking wet panties off of her hip, an enticing ripple flowing through her butt from the motion. She turns around facing him, clad in only her gloves and knee high boots. She flicks the now useless underwear right onto his face, the hefty feminine scent clinging to the moist fabric.
"There. Monkey see, monkey do. Now get to work."
>>8934084
(Well sloppy froppy is around for a bit longer if you want some.)

>>8934164
Post Dicks

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Any nyc anons wanna get together for a porn out/fap party next weekend? there'll be booze weed condoms and dildoes and onaholes for us to share and im gonna be projecting hentai onto a wall.

We had one last month and it was a lot of fun, even had a slideshow of porn going that everyone could contribute to using their phones. Reply to this post if this is something you'd be interested in. Most of us identify as bi and we jerked each other off and a few anons fucked but there were straight guys as well and if youd rather not get touched thats totally fine too

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>>8934164
Yay got my card done in time!

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(S-sorry. I had to do something real ''quick'' But I am here now.)

>>8932175
You are?! Then we need to get started in this special holy day! Do you have lots of sins stored?
>The short Goddess look up at him with a bright shine in her eyes!

>>8932246
W-whaaat?! But I am a Goddess, anon. The Goddess of hearth!
I can bless you If you want to. Then you'll see I am a Goddess!
I-I can't really use my divine powers, that's prohibited. S-so ,sorry about that.

>>8932254
O-ohh!
>Hestia glances down at his crotch, looking at his throbbing dick and how he rubs his shaft to make it very hard and stiff for her.
I see! You have lots of sins stored, right? Don't worry about the time. It happens. Mostly my fault sometimes. Now... Let's see...
>The Goddess leans forward, her face mere inches away from his dick. She raises one of her arms and reaches forward to poke the tip of his dick with her gloved index.

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Who is your favorite porn artist?

Reminder to shitpost away Hestia because she is old Nep

>>8934216
Shadman :^)

>>8934197
I'm interested.

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>>8934205
Hey SKy. How's your day been?

>>8934211
Hello Dear Goddes.
Just passing by, wanted to wish you Good Night.

>>8934216
Owler and Tarakanovich.

>>8934205
Mercedes is made for sex and carrying my seed.

>>8934197
Is [spoiler]Reianon[/spoiler] hosting again? His apartment was dope.

>>8934237
>No thanks section
>Muscles/jocks
>Cocky attitudes
Gotta read man.

>>8934197
This sounds fun as hell. Shame I live in Miami.

>>8934211
>Anon rolled his eyes at the goddess' insistence on her being holy.
Fine, go ahead and "bless" me

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>>8934247
Tanon is that you?
If you are then it's very late for you, go and get the sleeps.
And thank you for saying hello! Your Goddess appreciates it a lot

>>8934197
AHHHHH this sounds super hot but i dont think ill be able to make it :c

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>>8934237
Been goin well! Just a lazy day for me since I had a loott of physical activites with friends yesterday!

>>8934256
She's built for it, def! But she's a bit of a brat so you may have to pay for it~

>>8934231
Go away Ermac

>>8934205
I want to knock up Mercedes.

>>8934205
>No thanks
>jocks
>cocky attitudes

RIP Owain

At least this ava will be safe from his clutches

>>8934282
Yes it's me. Just got back home from a night with friends. It's a bit late but next Sunday I should be able to get you. Expecially if you are coming up at this hours.

>>8934284
>She's built for it, def! But she's a bit of a brat so you may have to pay for it~
Too bad I'm broke. Oh well...

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>>8934284
Well hopefully you get enough fun today.
Maybe we can finish our last session.

>>8934139
(It's cool. I was having a good time with it, hope you were)

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>>8934205
(Feel like using Mercedes to pressure some nerd to give you his notes with sexual favors?)

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>>8934120
Cum? Who do you think I am?
Cum doesn't pay for ammo or rent, you know. Cash is what I usually take, though other terms may be... agreed upon.

>>8934184
Just Ice- ...Hmph, you know what, nevermind. Just call me Sinon.
And what'd you mean? Taking out people for cash is what I live off these days. You want someone three feet underground without a single witness, you come to the Ic- err, Sinon.

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Stop watching porn.

>>8934211
>When the goddess prods at the dick expectantly, it reacts as she may have hoped-the tip bouncing a little, and swelling at stimulii, his own hand keeping the base sturdy with each stroke, groaning quietly as he shuffles closer to her, so that the stiff cock is right in front of Hestia's face.
As you can see...it's pretty backed up. I trust you know how to handle this situation, my goddess?
>He says almost with a pout, releasing his dick for her to get a feel of it instead if she chooses.

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>>8934280
E-eeeh?! Are you using sarcasm?!
Anon! I am a Goddess! You'll see! Your stats will be improved thanks to my blessing and you'll be able to defeat more monsters down in the dungeon.

>>8934317
I might come on saturday or during dead hours at some point. I promise!

>>8934354
Make me.

>>8934344
IT SAYS NO JOCKS OWAIN

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>>8934197
Pay my ticket. We have deal.

>>8934348
Well I'm flat ass broke, so there. And I have no idea who you are.

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Please hurry
Leave me
I can't breathe
Please don't say you love me
胸 が はちきれ そう で
One word from you and I would jump off of this ledge I'm on, baby
Tell me, don't so I can crawl back in

>>8934365
Thank you, my Goddness. You are always so good with us followers. Wish you sweet Dreams.

>>8934344
>"No jocks or cocky attitudes"
>"I know! I'll play my self insert jock as a nerd!"

Jesus Christ Owain

>>8934205
(Damn sky you're Mercedes too? You got some good taste man. Care to finish up an old Mercedes session with me if you have the time. If not that's fine too.)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8853825/#8855536

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>>8934216
G-guess

>>8934205
>School and Public scenes
I'll have to poke Sky sometime after class

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>>8934295
That can be arranged!
>>8934321
Gotta work for it Anon~ She doesn't give it away free!
>>8934340
Later, sure! I'm about to make some dinner soon!
>>8934344
I'd be super down for that later! As long as that nerd likes huge tits~

>>8934476
>I'd be super down for that later

ANOTHER AVA FUCKING CLAIMED BY OWAIN

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE HIS CHARACTER'S PERSONALITY TO DO IT

>>8934348
Sinon, got it. I've only heard about you through the grape vine and I thought it was more standard mercenary work, among other 'proclivities' on your resume. Private assassinations weren't something I heard attacked to your name. Also it's supposed to be 6 feet, 3 feet and it could come to the surface in a heavy rain.
>The more he talked, the more he seemed to relax. Slowly a smiled started to form. He would be able to find a use for her, thought it might not be the one she had in mind, at least not first.

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>>8934365
So what do us demons get? You bless adventurers

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>>8934216
Butcha-U and BigDead. BigDead is varried as fuck and Butcha-U's doujins are always top tier; I mean have you read Sex Sweepers? That shit is gold.

>>8934365
Okay okay, you shouldn't fret so much, you'll get wrinkles in your face. Your pretty cute so it'd be a shame.

>>8934498
Fuck off Paul

>>8934476
>falling for the Owain meme

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>>8934371
>Pins you down by your wrists
You can't watch porn now.

>>8934476
Not sure if she's worth the effort though.

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>>8934372
>>8934441
(Vanilla Ekko is already pretty nerdy and Academy Ekko would most likely dial that up as well.)
>>8934476
(Alrighty! You have a nice day then.)

>>8934505
>Powergirl
Fuck yeah.

>>8934525
Shit you're right.

>>8934512
Reminder that Paul used to be one of Owain's white knights

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>>8934470
Thank ya and we sure can once I'm back!
>>8934473
Yes please! School set ups are great! >>8934498
Claimed? No thanks lol I dun like being owned by anyone. I prefer girls to guys anyway.

>>8934476
When do you think you'll be good to go? Because I'm rearing to pump her nice and full.

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>>8934545
Reminder that Paul used to also not be a cancer that hates everybody and is hated by everybody

>>8934534
I don't get what people see in you. Your writing is bland, you play your characters the same. I don't get it.

Why is everyone obsessed with you? What the hell is wrong with ERP that they let themselves turn into a thread that talks about you all the goddamn time?

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>>8934535
Heeey now; don't be so exicted. You're acting like you just saw my cousin.

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>>8934539
It's for your own good.

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>>8934164
>Suggestions for avas would be nice

>>8934548
(Cool, catch you later!)

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>>8934548
>? No thanks lol I dun like being owned by anyone

Then why are you ERPing with Owain? Don't you know that everyone who ERPs with him becomes part of his harem forever?

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>>8934387
The famous... I-I'm the... I'm really good at what I do, you know!
Listen, do you even want to hire me? I'm not one for small talk, and I really need to be able to pay for a place to sleep tonight.

>>8934502
Yeah, I've had to expand a bit. Turns out people don't really trust mercenaries anymore and most are just setting up these huge clans. I've been taking any work I can get my hands - or well, scope on.
>She looks a little disgruntled at the witty comment he ended on, her mouth forming into a pout.
I shoot people, alright? I don't bury them, I'm not aware of the ins and outs.

>>8934583
Something good.

>>8934573
Wait is this real or is this just treat teasing with her again?

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>>8934548
>I prefer girls
Oh, good to know. I might roll femanon then and the two can fool around in the locker room

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>>8934606
>nice jokes, loved them

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>>8934572
(What you find bland other people might like, anon. Some people have said they enjoyed how I play my characters and some haven't.)
(No need to worry yourself over something so silly.)

>>8934545
And he sold out everyone including DMG, owain, and MWA so you're just shit at falseflagging Paul. Fuck off.

>>8934194
>He hisses in pain, taking a step backwards as Etna's whip cracks across his chest. A stinging pain burned his skin as he regretted hesitating and leaving his underwear on. He shook his head as he reached down to remove his boxers, but as he opened his eyes he was instead treated to quite the alluring show. The guard remained still as Etna walked over to her bed, discarding her revealing clothing along the way. The thin, black top was removed to reveal the smooth, pale skin of her bare back. His eyes followed the demon's rear as it swayed from side to side as she walked; despite her slim figure her butt was round and plump, and certainly enticing. He slid his fingers into the waist of his boxers, but again stopped before he could remove them, as a warm, moist garment landed on his face. One whiff of Etna's scent cleared up all doubts of her intentions, pulling her panties off his face with one hand, while he pulled his boxers down his waist with the other. No longer able to hid his lust for his master, his erection sprung out, standing tall for the tempting demon. He walked forward and joined her near the bed.
Then...I hope I can be of satisfaction, Lady Etna.
>Hoping he understood the order correctly, he dropped to his knees in front of the red-haired girl. Her bare slit right on front of his face, he could see traces of her arousal around her thighs, despite the bored and agitated tone she took. He leaned forward and pressed his mouth against it, enjoying the initial taste and warmth of her pussy, as he began slowly licking at Etna's outer lips.

>>8934381
I'd take a ticket, but I'd need the week off work for that.
And I doubt too many would be cute.

>>8934622
>hugs Elma tight and gives her a kiss on the cheek

>>8934583
(I found my last Pepper session btw)

>>8934572
There is nothing wrong with it.

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>>8934583
Sumeragi Lee Noriega
I want someone to pick her up if only for the drunken sex

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>>8934611
(Gonna use her 4 real; pinky promise. Just no nursing handies.......I'll get war flashbacks.)
Yeah; do I not look real or something? I feel pretty real.

>>8934593
I heard you get people to "shoot off" if it pays well enough to. Honestly a two for one package like that doesn't come around everyday, and you did come in unannounced.
>He motions to a comfortable looking chair infront of his desk. He was leaning against one one of the book cases that line the walls of his office and began to slowly saunter back to his rightful place behind his dark oak desk.
So is there any truth to that rumor?

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>>8934548
(I play futa and girls too so if that's more your speed don't hesitate to ask.)

>>8934572
Can you stop complaining about it? Even if you don't like it it's not your job to tell everyone what they like, just move on and stop forcing all this contentious bullshit.

>>8934593
I'll make you deal. You kill me, and you can have whatever's in my pockets. Deal?

>>8934643
>there's nothing wrong with an entire community becoming obsessed with one person and circlejerking them at all hours of the day
>when it's been proven that Owain's initial attitude and the memes he made for himself has discouraged avas from ERPing in the threads, have made people leave the Discord, and overall made thread quality worse

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>>8934593
So what can I hire you for?
I prefer anal but I think I'd break you, maybe oral. What sounds good to you?
>>8934194
Another demon? Odd seeing two of us at the same time
>>8934652
Jesus how many crossovers are happening today? At least it's a cute girl this time and not a guy in a bat costume

>>8934657
If you fucks are going to keep jerking off over Owain all the time then you deserve the shitposting

>>8934389
>Hestia
What seems to be the problem vampire, what's got you down?

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>>8934523
I'm kinda new here so I'm unsure who Owain is. I've seen his name a lot but that's about it.

>>8934531
That's super up to you! If she isn't there are plenty other hotties here to play with~

>>8934534
You too!

>>8934557
It may be an hour or two, sorry!

>>8934591
I am not even sure who he is. But like I said I'm new here and don't plan on being apart of any harem. I just wanna make peeps happy and have some fun.

>>8934621
Ohh! Yes please!

>>8934583
Since Ichigo is pretty much gone now, I'd like to see some more RWBY.

>>8934694
But we just want to erp...

>>8934719
>we just want to erp
>almost every thread is nothing but Owain shitposting, Owain saying this in the Discord, people losing their shit over someone ERPing with Owain, etc

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>>8934642
>(Oh ok, post it)
>>8934647
>(source?)
>>8934715
>(im not too much in RWBY, I dont like the 3d looking anime but I can give it a try)

>>8934673
>People left because of shitposting
>Not weathering the storm like the rest of us are forced to do, and becoming better for it
They were weak.

>>8934709
Owain is the thirstiest cuck in all of ERP. He likes to tryhard everytime he roleplays and he's kind of bland as a person. Thing is that he has a bit of an ego and an attitude and it made some people angry and jealous and they shitposted about it and eventually it snowballed into a meme where Owain is claiming everyone to be a part of his harem because he ERPs all the time

You can ERP with him, just expect people to tell you that you belong to him or that you're part of his clique or whatever.

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>>8934703
What the fuck is a Hestia

>>8934709
Let's say hypothetically, I was interested in spending some quality time getting her pregnant. Just how hard would someone have to work for that? Hypothetically.

>>8934735
You don't have if you don't want, it's just a suggestion.

Hestia is old Nep

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>>8934653
Shoot off? Are you looking for gun training? Huh, I hadn't even thought of that, I guess that would be...
>Her face contorts as she realizes what he actually means. She shuffles around in the chair rather awkwardly as a blush spreads over her cheeks.
Wh-why does everyone assume I'd do -that- for cash? I-It's really....d-disgusting!

>>8934671
...Is there even anything in your pockets?

>>8934690
To kill! You hire me to kill! Or to protect, which means kill attackers, so in a way still kill.
Why do all you people think I'm such a slut?

>>8934709
Sounds good! Have any scenarios in mind other than him just paying her to fuck?

>>8934735
(I hope I'm doing this right)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8891589/#8896621
(If you wanna continue)

>>8934784
I don't know who that is nor do I care.

>>8934763
Nani, I didn't write that, or at least if I remember writing it? I'm just asking what's bothering you, and why are you speaking sushi?

>>8934709
Ignore the shitposters with the harem thing and Owain, it's just a meme.

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>>8934690
Riiight back atcha Big guy. I know the feeling...well the other way around at least; Batsy's will always find a reason to show up! I'm convinced he lives off the attention.

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>>8934820
I'm not gonna RP with you can you just go away already

>>8934216
Minus8 and BigDead93.
Those guys have good taste.

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>>8934779
>(im gonna see the characters, if I like one of them I may see it)
>>8934809
(is your turn to reply actually)
>Her tongue was tinier because she is a mouse, so you taste all of her tongue at once, while you grope her tits she lets out a moan
I-I am ~?

>>8934794
Oh, there's something in the front one. You can reach in there and feel for it if you want to make sure.

>>8934735
Sumeragi is from Gundam 00
She's a tactical genius but very casual and a bit of a drunk

>>8934834
go to r9k kid

>>8934794
It was on the report I got on you a while ago. Do you not do it?
>He leans forward, placing his elbows on his desk and resting his chin against his hands. That blush on her face is as adorable as her outfit is erotic. She sure does wear a lot of tight leather for someone stealthy.
I'm sure it would be a great way to show your dedication to getting other contracts, I doubt other hitmen could provide the same benefits of being both beautiful and willing to do anything. And like you said, I've apparently been hiring shoddy work recently and a change in our call list for that kind of work might be in the cards~

>>8934784
No.

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>>8934709
I'll slap Mercedes fat ass when I'm ready then, can't puromisu tonight though

>>8934577
OK are you actually playing this person?
Because I wouldn't mind getting railed by this cutie.

>>8934863
yes

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Heya Hi Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8934834
Geez, what's your problem today, you went to /v/ or something?

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>>8934784

>>8934572
The people that like Owain have low standards, and the people that perpetuate the "Owain is a waifu stealer" meme are shitposting anons that realize that creating forced memes give you more (You)s for less effort.

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>>8934636
>Etna drinks in the resulting utterance of pain like a drug, visibly shuddering in delight at the man's suffering. Her hands press to the side of her face while a throaty purr works its way past her lips, ending with her looking at him more warmly than before. Her eyes stare intently at his bulge as the nibbles on her lip, almost puncturing her lip with her demon fang. When his erection fully springs into the air she lets out a light gasp, making sure to commit every inch of his mast to her memory. Each powerful vein and throb causing school girl excitement to flow through her body. As he approaches she once again puts on a confident air, a bit flustered but still in control.
"Well at least some part of you is worth something..."
>The backhanded compliment ends as soon as she feels his tongue begin to glide across her moist cunt, her love honey spilling out across his tastebuds as he eats her out. Etna's fuckhole winks repeatedly against his tongue, desperate to have something inside of it. Reaching down she takes a handful of his hair and shoves his mouth hard against her slit, starting to ride his face with needy hip rolls and a constant stream of moans.
"More tongue. Please your mistress if you know what's good for you."

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>>8934794
Well your wardrobe, it makes me think you're a lady of the night. But in all honesty even if you aren't a prostitute you're too cute and young to be a killer.
>Hellboy says puffing from his cigar, eyeing up the the girl pretending as if he didn't just call her cute.
Well even if you are a killer I think you need to change people's perception of you, if you want I can teach you. But it'll cost you, training doesn't come cheap.
>>8934830
I think it's like a drug for him, he's addicted to running around in spandex looking like a bat. What's with that voice too? sounds like he got punched in the throat.
>He says eyeing up his stone hand
I think another punch might fix it for him though.
>He says chuckling in between puffs of his cigar

>>8934883
No.

>>8934898
He's now part of the group of people who get triggered by Owain

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>>8934857
>(She appears only in that one or she appears in the other ones too)?

>>8934784
Even if Hestia is Nep, what's wrong with it?

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>>8934889

>>8934940
Bretty cute/10

>>8934939
This. I still don't understand the hate they got.

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>>8934858
Never

>>8934898
I came here

>>8934845
Yes, you are, now can i get a lil' help here? These pants are really tight right now.
>Anon chuckled as he motioned towards his bulge, little embarrassed at having to ask for her help.

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>>8934768
You maayyy have to trick her into getting pregnant. She's only a sophomore in high school so she isn't lookin for kids.

>>8934807
Oh plenty! I'm open to almost anything really. I really enjoy when the guy has an almost desperate feel to him, like a super thirsty virgin who is ready to cum just at the sight of my bouncing breasts but that isn't required at all!
scene could be anything from a quickie under the stairs, sneaky sex waiting in line some where, blowjob in the movies, whatever strikes your fancy!

>>8934829
Ah. that makes more sense then! Like I said I'm still new here so I don't really have a reason to dislike anyone yet.

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(Sorry once again. I had to go to the store really quick. I am completely free now.)

>>8934361
Of course I do! I have experience with blessing young males like you.
>When he released his hand from his dick, she coils her gloved fingers on his shaft before gently pump it back and forth with a steady pace. Hestia drops to her knees, gazing up at him with a smile.
Don't worry, anon. Your Goddess has this situation under control. I'll milk your sins out of your body.
>With her free hand, she loosens the blue string around her breasts, just a little so they can feel more comfortable and to be able to flash them to him.

>>8934419
You too, Tanon. Sweet dreams!

>>8934503
Demons?! Demons are sinful creatures who don't deserve a blessing! Those are the foes my Familia is trying to defeat!

>>8934510
O-ohh.. S-sorry, anon. I'll try not to get upset. S-so... Do you want to get a blessing and feel my divinity flowing through you?

>>8934947
Same, both Hestia and Nep were/are really enjoyable.

>>8934949
Well maybe you stop being edgy and rp about sexy women getting ducked, sounds better?

>>8934965
Well I definitely had a vasectomy. So there's no way she'd get knocked up after I blow load after load into her womb.

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>>8934916
Oh now that's something he seriously deserves.
>Karen arches her head back and lets out a long sigh...before letting out a littke laugh.
I mean I've worked the guy plenty; but good lord, he seriously needs a firm upper-cut to the jaw. I really don't think I've ever seen someone so far up his own ass before; and that's saying something. If you see him again, smack him around for me, will 'ya?

>>8934965
There are people that will now not play with you for playing with Owain, but it's more of a statement if anything

>>8934915
Etna you are damn great

>>8934970
>Anon removes his nods his head, he figured he should humor her for now, plus she was cute when she got flustered.
Okay, I'll take the blessing, I'm in your care.

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>>8935022
(Thanks anon!)

>>8934965
Perhaps a blowjob at the movies that has to move to one of the theater's bathroom stalls because he wants a little bit...more out of her?

>>8934984
You simply can't expect Paul to suddenly change his mind like this. He's bipolar as fuck. Ignore him for now even though he'll most like start song posting/shitposting until he grows tired of that and hopefully focus on something else.

>>8935037
Who else you play?

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>>8934932
Just in 00 seasons 1&2
She's better in season 1 (more casual and sexier outfits) season 2 she switches to a set uniform and has a bit of PTSD from season 1

>>8935022
>encouraging Owain

ffs anon he doesnt need more ego boosting

>>8934909
Their style is about the same and Nep usualy shows up at night

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>>8935053
(Cardo!)

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>>8934970
But I'm not a foe....
>He says in his rough monotone voice, he pulls out his cigar and places it between his rough lips using his stone hand, after lighting it he takes a deep inhale.
On the contrary I fight other demons.
>He exhales leaving a massive cloud above Hestia as he towers over her, his cloud slowly disappearing.
So what do I have to do to gain your trust?
>>8935011
I would but I think I'd kill him in a single punch, do you see the size of this thing?
>He says chuckling once more at the thought of punching batman
Why don't you? You seem to know him enough to hold back. Besides I think he'd like getting hit by such a good looking woman, I think he was some seriously weird fetishes.
>Hellboy pulls out two cigars offering one to her
Smoke?

>>8935053
Around... 28 Avas? And anon too.

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Post character's you've wanted in the threads, but have never once shown up.

Pic related

>>8935079
But Nep was shit erping, Hestia isn't.

>>8935092
She showed up. But all she did was funpost.

As long as ERP and its Discords obsess over Owain there will be shitposting

>>8935095
>Implying
I'd rather have Nep than I'll have Nozomi

>>8935115
Thanks for that shocking revelation, dude.

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(Excuse me to the people I was doing a thing with, but something occurred. I should be back shortly.)

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>>8935092
Huh, well aren't we kindred spirits?

Still not giving up hope.

>>8935112
I don't count that.

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Gotta head out now cuties! I'll be back later!

>>8934998
Ohhh! Then it'll be waayyy easier!

>>8935020
Can't really do anythin about that I guess

>>8935038
Start out as a stranger in the dark then being dragged to a stall sounds great!

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>>8935073
There's still plenty of fanart and lewds
The uniform is in the image I posted
Here's a screenshot of one of her swimsuits

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>>8935092

>>8934970
>Her young worshiper took a deep breath as she took his dick in her gloved hand. The thing throbbed at her touch, and was already straining against her fingers, spreading them apart, as the crown grew nice and thick to her touch.
Hmm...that's...comforting to know, my goddess. I always trust in your ability. Nh...your...hands are always so soft. You must be the best at exercising such sin. Better than any other!
>He praised her, chewing at his lip gently as she started to loosen her dress, his eyes instantly falling to her soft chest.
A-And..an amazing form you always take, too. T-thank you for your blessing...

>>8935119
Shhh, you might summon her.

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>>8935092

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>>8934952
Ok ok
>she crouches, looking at the anon's bulge, she was surprised when she saw that bulge
J-Jesus, I don't understand how males walk with this if they get erections..
>She pulls his pants off, she was tempted to pull his underwear too, but she knows he can do that himself
There, do you feel good now?>>8935073
>(Oh, ok)

We here at /trash/ would like to congratulate Owain on successfully forcing himself so hard that he became king of ERP and welcome him to try the same thing over at HG

>>8934136
You need to remove Parsee and replace it with Lupin

>>8935134
I want to sting the bee. Repeatedly.

>>8935168
>we
nah.

Only jealous shitposters dislike Owain

If someone hates Owain for any reason, they aren't worth knowing

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>>8935092
At least I'm fairly certain.

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>>8935175
You and me both, man. You and me both.

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>>8935092

>He's resorted to samefagging responses from both sides of a retarded argument

>>8935168
>We posting
>Whining
Go fuck yourself.

>>8935154
Anon, I...

>>8935202
no she isn't up yet, some anon wanted to try making a folder. He fell off the face of the earth

>>8935168
>We here at /trash/ would like to congratulate Owain on Anons successfully forcing himself so hard that he became king of ERP and welcome him to try the same thing over at HG
FTFY

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>>8935084
You kidding? He's ALWAYS ready! Considering I'm a Kryptonian He'll probably break out the kryptonite hand cuffs...or I dunno, the kryptonite Bat-Fister deluxe. He's equipped to take down SuperMan at any given time, I wouldn't stand a chance!
>Karen groans in annoyance and brings her palm to her face
It's just so--No thanks; I'm not a smoker, that kinda thing messes up your voice real bad. And trust me; I need that, a lot.

>>8935209
Shut up Paul

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>>8935092
Retsu Unohana
>tfw she will never let out her bloodlust on you and then lovingly heal you afterwards

>>8935132
I'll be waiting, you're off to a great start

>>8935221
That sucks. I want to bone the Bonne so badly.

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>>8935092

>>8935253
>tfw no Rukia
I can't even be mad with the ending she recieved, it was to be expected of a rogue mangaka with nobody telling him his taste was shit.

>>8935168
>not mecha

>>8935132
Take your time! <3

>>8935277
Shut up Tsuyu

>>8935265
>Jiro, please

>>8934915
>His face buried between Etna's legs, he continues his firm, measured licks against his mistress's slit. Slow and steady wouldn't cut it, however, as a hand grabbed at the back of his head and goaded him on. His arms snaked up the leather-clad legs and up to her thighs, as he spread open Etna's lips for better access. His tongue slid deeper inside, teasing at her entrance, poking and prodding at it without yet working its way inside. Instead he lapped at the moist, bright pink skin, eagerly drinking her love juice as she grinded her hips against his face. He struggled to find air as he ate her out, his nose pressed firmly against her crotch. When he finally plunged his tongue properly inside her, snaking its way into her tight love tunnel, a hand disappeared at her thigh, inching its way upward. Moaning in delight as he pleased his master, his tongue slid in and out of Etna's pussy while his fingers worked at her clitoris.

>>8935315
Jiro finally killed himself

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>>8935238
Kryptonian? What is that some sort of religious thing?
>He asks putting away his other cigar and placing the other between his lips searching for his lighter patting his coat.
Yah gota light?
>He asks as he quits searching
What do you mean? what do you do that needs your voice? It is sexy, but do you work as a telemarketer?
>He asks as the cigar bounces on his lips as he speaks

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>>8935092

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>>8935315
>>8935323
>When you're not Jiro nor get the meme.

>>8935165
>Anon blushed even harder at the girl's comment, it wasn't everyday a cute girl talked about your dick. He shook the cobwebs out of his head as he pulled his underwear down, freeing his erect member to flop freely about. He quickly grabbed it and held it in front of Pepper. Trying to get her to suck it.

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>>8935092

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>>8935031
Alright! Have you done this ritual before? It's a bit.. Unique.
>Hestia walks forward until pressing her humongous breasts on his chest, dragging one of her hands down, planting her palm on his crotch.
It's something like this... Have you done it?
>She looks up at him with a warm smile as her soft breath brushes his neck.

>>8935084
>Hestia waves her hand a little, trying to dissipate the cloud while she tries not to breathe the smoke.
You are not a demon? But you look like the devil! Like the monsters my Familia fights down in the dungeon. Uhmm... I think I could... Check your stats and see If you're a demon or not. Usually I don't get near them because they scare me a lot. A-and you don't look very friendly

>>8935156
>The Goddess pulls down her cleavage, revealing her chest to him. Her nipples were already pretty stiff. After a couple of strokes on his dick, she squeezes his shaft and then presses her bosom against his crotch, sliding his throbbing manhood in between her fleshy mounds. She drags the ribbon upwards, just beneath her nipples and then she tightens the pressure, enough to trap his dick in a titty heaven.
Is this good? I'm sure I can wring out your sins like this!

>>8935371
Jiro was an emo mexican who used to play a sergal that fell in love with Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite and has played other avas since then like a Garchomp and teen Reaper. Hasn't been seen in ages so it's safe to assume he's dead.

>>8935323
If we could only be so lucky. Somebody post the cuckpasta.

>>8935271
>Rukia
At least yours is much more likely to be represented behind turboslut rangiku, sexual chocolate yoruichi, and boobs next door Orihime

>>8935387
>>8935253
There was an anon that talked about playing Bleach waifus but he only listed Nemu, Rangiku, and some Quincy slut

>>8935416
I don't know about her being picked over tiddy bimbos

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>>8935395
>A sergal that fell in love with Elizabeth from Bioshock
Well isn't that quite the love story.

>>8935447
It was one of the few prolonged RPs that had character development in ERP. Shame Jiro the player got attached to Elizabeth's player.

>>8935415
>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by Mettaton
>cucked by Ainz, Mecha, and DMG out of Ragyo
>heartbroken by Ragyo's Steam request
>cucked out of Juliet by Mettaton
>Ragyo has said there's nothing between her and Jiro
>Owain comes along and fucks his ex-waifu
>got falseflagged and shitposted about on /v/
>accidentally hurt EGG's feelings and bitchquit all the ERP Discords over it
>nearly lost his "mother" when she tried to kill herself
>despite tryharding got out typefucked by Goten and Trunks with Mercy saying she loved them and said nothing to Jiro about his session
>got BTFO by Kirino
>retired from ERP to get cucked one last time
>got cucked out of Jinx and EGG when Tank returned
>Then cucked out of his art dreams by Tank while EGG hangs onto him.
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs
>found out Jinx was a major falseflagger through Spider
>only has his mother and her abusive boyfriend left
>got cucked out of Jinx by Reinhardt over his gameplay skills
>got cucked out of his self-insert's waifu
>got ignored by Corrin and forced to watch her get deflowered by Rance
>got ignored by Zelda
>got ignored by Braixen

>>8935440
Sorry I meant Rukia would probably only show after the other three

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>>8935415

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>>8935092

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>>8935358
Aliens basically.
>Karen cocks her head towards his cigar, giving it a zap with the help of her laser vision...it actually managed to light the thing.
Already ahead of you.
>Karen lets out a laugh and shakes her head. She dismissively waves her hand.
I mean you're close...kinda? Believe it or not saving lives won't save you from crippling debt. It's far above a standard job...but it still barely pays the bills, you know? Oh man; if imagine if Super Heroes got paid? Now THAT would be great. It'd work much better then being the CEO of some upstart company that's barely making ends meat.

POST BUTTS

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>>8935483
>Never got a Kathleen ava
Whatever happened to the daily CYOA's anyway

>>8935390
I really really want to feel those ribbons tying me up!

>>8935095
>Nep was shit erping
>Hestia isn't
Look at this faggot

>>8935537
He made a jab at Mecha and the thread attacked him.

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>>8935537
>>8935561

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>>8935537
I miss those.

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>>8935546
But anon! I don't want to tie you up on a bed and take advantage of your body. I want ot clean your sins and purify your body!

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>>8935318
>Each long drag across her sopping wet nethers sends a visible wave of motion through Etna's body, dragging her cunt along the eager male's lips and plastering his face in her juices. Her toes curl within her boots as she feels her mound spread for the man to play with, throaty cries of delight following each time his tongue touches her. The moist hole clenches like a vice around the intruder, massaging it in waves and trying to force him to tonguefuck her. Etna's tail suddenly shoots between the male's legs and wraps around his previously unattended erection, a slow tug from base to tip increasing in speed as she heads to her own orgasm. The floodgates open when she feels her sensitive button toyed with, her pussy hole constricting hard as a sudden blast of her sweet juices spill into the male's mouth. Her tail works into a frenzy, the heart shaped spade teasing the tip of his cock with gentle prods as the rest strokes him off. When her orgasm ends she releases his hair and steps back, visibly satisfied from the experienced pussy eating. She gives the base of his member one last squeeze with her tail before letting go, sitting down onto the bed and tracing a hand down her bare chest.
"Good boy. I'll let you choose which hole I use to drain your energy."
>Her gaze suddenly hardens, a toothy grin on her face.
"Remember who's in charge here or you'll rue the day you were born, Kay~?"

>>8935575
Is that chicken-chan?

>>8935390
>Anon lets out a pleased gasp as Hestia's hand steadily strokes at his member, the silky feeling of her gloved hands and slender fingers tracing his shape until it was rock hard sending chills up his spine. He cooed sweetly under her strokes, and watched her slide the thing between her pillowy chest. The warmth hit him instantly, and the feeling of her silky skin, combined with the pleasant tightness of the ribbon holding her bosom together to squeeze his girth made it even better. His hips were rocking gently, and she'd eventually start to see tip poke up outside of her cleavage, trembling just a little under her breath, as the musky scent grew stronger.
H-Haa...it's so good, my goddess. please don't stop. I love the feeling of your breasts.
>He added almost like a whimper, his hips jutted outwards to try and find more of that sweet heaven to shove himself between.

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>>8935390
Friendly? Of course I'm friendly if I wasn't friendly I'd be rude.
>He says chuckling as he takes another puff, letting the smoke out away from her taking note of her annoyance at the smoke
What can I do to prove that I'm a good guy? But I am a Demon, just a good demon.
>He says giving a weak attempt at a smile while putting his cigar out on his stone fist.
See, even this small act should be enough.
>>8935519
You don't get paid? the government pays me.
>He says not shocked by her lasers nor her response
So let me get this right, you're an alien who happens to look like a sexy human girl? Either these cigars are getting to me or god himself has blessed me.
>He says as he inhales the cigar for a short time blowing it away from her, he rests his hands to his side.
Debt? what'd you do to get debt? I thought pretty women didn't get debt. Men usually give you free stuff don't they?
>He asks as he gestures to her cleavage teasing her a bit, getting comfortable around her.

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>>8935575
How did this even happen?

>>8935561
More like people realized Shy was being just as bad as Mecha was using drama to be relevant

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>>8935377
So you want me to do THAT, ok, hopefully it fits ~
>She opens her mouth and goes right away to suck it, her mouse lips touching the edges of the dick, she uses her tiny tongue to lick it moving it against the dick

>>8935589
Ribbons are useful though! They can keep people from struggling and thrashing about, you can tie people up down there to make sure you get everything out in one shot.. And they look good on you too.

>>8935664
This is not something recent. Shy is Mettaton. He has been always using the drama to be ''relevant''

>>8935640
Shy/Metta hates all the popular thread avas and made fun of them in her comics

>>8935390
>He's startled by her sudden grabbing of his crotch, but she said it was normal so he calmed down a bit, still weary of the situation.
I-I must admit I'm new to this sort of thing, so please be gentle with me.

>>8935709
I don't remember "all the popular thread avas" being mentioned, just some of them. Things did get a little too specific at the end there, though.

>>8935468
Great. Then I guess I'll have to pick up a sergal then. I know there was another person who played them but I haven't seen them post in a while.

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>>8935533
One day she'll get played again.

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>>8935709
>>8935700
>>8935664
>>8935728
They're harmless irony comics in the end, and whoever made them just follows specific directions from the people rolling.

>>8935422
Of those three, nemu would be the only one I'd like to see. She would be excellent for variety under the pretense of being experimented on by mayuri. She could have various body parts (/d/ tier) or as simple as a heightened sex drive
Soifon would be good for dfc, femdom, and competitively keeping up with yuroichi at dick milking
Isane (unohana's lieutenant) has been known to be body conscious. She is for tall sex, tomboy, and shy love making

Yes I've thought about this too much, shut up

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>>8935639
Seriously? Most we got was the JLI...I mean it was good times all around buttt...
>Karen trails off, leading into a nasty looking scowl before she shakes her head and lets out a sigh.
Yeeaaah pretty much; alien genetics are great aren't they? Every man is a big stone wall of muscle and every woman is a perfect hour glass with some nasty back breakers! Trust me; these are NOT easy to deal with. I might have super strength...but so do theeey.
>Karen stifled a laugh as Hellboy brought that up. She slaps her knee amd grins like a ripe twat.
I've gotten more free stuff then I'd ever wamt. Be it from Alien Noblemen who wear Spedo's or some loon with a club who I hesitate to call my friend...I think I'd rather pay.

>>8935809
I can't really say I dislike shy. They're entertaining, and I love their rp, so I couldn't really care less, considering far worse things have been said about people here than a few cheeky comics.

>>8935809
But not Mecha, he's special

>>8935761
AngeLisa is still around

>>8935837
He is ~

>>8935837
>constantly bringing up Mecha for being a circlejerk with an entourage of white knights that defend him when Owain gets the same treatment

Nice double standards there

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>>8935837
Funny out of all the avas satirized in his comics, Mecha is the one that goes too far.

Ironically enough, Shy's jab at him is literally about his defense force.

>>8935682
>He moans as she goes to work on him. Her small tongue was quick and nimble, licking the underside as she slowly took more and more of his manhood in her mouth. Soon enough, she had him in her hand like putty. When she reached the tip she would lick and tease his slit as pre began to drip out, only for her to then take the whole thing in her mouth, the tip almost touching the back of her throat. he rested a hand on her head and pulled her up, giving him so time to rest before she made him cum.

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I samefag constantly!

>>8935836
I agree. She needs to swing around as 2Shy again so I can fist that not-robot.

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>>8935867
Funny how even his more direct jabs at Jinx went by unnoticed

>>8935946
Oh they went noticed, it's just that Jinx's orbiters didn't have a counter argument

>>8935864
>Owain gets the same treatment
He gets the same people saying he has a circlejerk/harem/defense force as well so I don't know what you're getting at with that

>>8935976
kek

>>8935867
>>8935946
>>8935837
>>8935809
Some people take jokes better than others, this should come as no surprise to anyone. There's really no need to be bringing this shit up right now, guys.

I'm getting bored of the ava drama discussions. Anybody here wanna do some good old-fashioned femdom?

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>>8935976

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>>8935624
I won't stop, anon. No, I won't. I'll milk every sin out of your sinful body.
>Hestia looks down at the top of her breasts, and notices his cock head pumping up and down betweeen her large mountains of flesh. Leaning forward, she plants a sweet kiss right on the center of his sensitive flesh, following with a loong lick. In one of the many slowly thrusts he was doing, Hestia wrapped her glossy lips on his glans, sealing the meat inside of her mouth with a gentle suction. Both of her hands are pulling the string backwards, maintaining a unbelievable pressure on his shaft, trying to wring him out almost instantly. Meanwhile, her tongue is prodding on the center of his read meat, dragging its from all over it, coating its form with a thin layer of saliva.

>>8935639
What?! S-so you are a demon! Uhmm...
>She notices how he stops blowing smoke at her and he even stopped smoking for a little. He might not be so bad after all.
A demon usually don't stops and talks like a normal person. He usually charges towards me or anyone. I think you might not have harmful intentions but... If you are a demon, why are you fighting against your own kind?

>>8935711
I'll be gentle, anon. Just follow the flow of your Goddess.
>Hestia squeezes down her fingers on his crotch while she slowly unbuttons his shirt with her free hand until she reveals his bare chest to her. With his bare chest in front of her, she slides her tongue out and gently licks on his nipples with a smug smile on her face, locking her eyes on him.

>>8935699
Hehe.. Yeah, that's true. I can wrap my ribbon around their waist so they don't run away. B-but that's bad! They shouldn't be trying to run away from a Goddess. Not me at least...

>>8935603
>He struggles to keep up with the red-haired demon as she grinded harder and harder against his face. Her needy hole gripped at his tongue as he shoved it deeper and deeper inside her, his fingers rubbing her clitoris faster and faster. His increasing intensity stopped for just a second when he felt a firm, wiry sensation on his erection; the odd sensation of Etna's tail sneaking past his gaze and onto his cock caught him off guard. He sighed heavily against her burning hot snatch as his dick was slowly stroked, his already-throbbing member finally receiving attention. He clenched his eyes shut and tried to ignore the stimulation, however, as he continued his work, eager to finish off the demon girl before she could push him towards the edge. Not long after he felt a rush of abundant juices, a spattering of warm, clear liquid against his face as Etna reached orgasm. He slowed down his fervent licking, pulling away to turn his attention to the cute tail working his shaft with one final, stroke. Released from her thighs, he panted for air as she spoke, her words ringing hollow through a heated haze as he struggled to focus his attention. He finally looked up, staring at a smug, arrogant grin as he knew exactly what he wanted.
I want to fill this lewd pussy of yours...with something bigger than my tongue, please!

>>8935841
Well damn, isn't that a let down. Don't want to step on anyone's toes by taking avas.

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>>8935976
I laughed.

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>>8935873
>after the anon pulled her up, she looks at his dick, it was full of her saliva
Did I did that? my tongue is tiny so I didn't knew I can do that
>She begins to lick the outside of the dick, slowly tasting all of it with her tongue

>>8936043
>impregnates awoo

>>8936040
Play a sharkgirl. Threads have been needing one for ages.

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>>8935816
Sounds like it's harder being sexy. I'm glad I look like a freak.
>He says laughing a long with her, he looks at her as she slaps her knee and tries holding back more laughter.
Well hopefully they gave you stuff worth some money. Try pawn shops, or maybe you can go back to my place. Not for anything sexual but to try trading it for some money,
>He says somehow through his red skin blushing.
>>8936010
I fight because not all of us are bad. And you aren't normal are you?
>He asks as he looks around
You're in dungeons giving blessings, you're a god aren't you?
And looking at your body probably a sexual god.

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>>8936064
S-Shit... I have something for this somewhere... Aha!
>

>>8936010
>He had to force himself to look away from her, goddess or not, she was fucking beautiful. when he first saw her, he was convinced by her appearance that she was this cute, little innocent thing. Now her she was, licking his nipples and fondling his crotch, with this slutty look on her face.
W-what sort of perverted m-method is this.

>>8936121
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>keeps fucking awoo

>>8936010
>Having himself trapped between her incredible breasts by a simple ribbon was having a more alarming effect than he even realized. It didn't just feel good-it was amazing. He felt like he would explode any minute, just from her constant, steady licks to the head of his eager dick, much more her tight squeeze, and wonderful softness of her breasts sliding along his stiff shaft. Every soft thrust made them jiggle, as his hips bucked against her to counter her own movements. He panted softly for her, and let her busily work her tongue over the tender crown, and within moments, Anon's precum was oozing out of him.
U-Uff...goddess, that's amazing. I...I'm gonna cum soon. Ohh...is that okay?
>He practically begged her now, looking back with aching loins.

>>8935575
Someone repost this whole story

Evens ERP
Odds play Vidya
Dubs do one then the other.

>>8936121
Beautiful soft awoo.

>>8936051
>Damn! How can someone be this cute while sucking a dick? Her tongue flicking off his dick made him moan a little as he eyed her large chest.
Hey Pepper, wanna do something fun? Hold your boobs up for me.

>>8935809
This, they rib on absolutely everyone. CYOAnon just draws what people ask for.

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>>8936173
Ehehehe... uh... I guess...
>Moans lewdly, her vaginal walls being pound by the anon's cock
>>8936216
I'm still making a folder for her. It's more or less for shitposting on /jp/ and /b/ but I could actually use it here.

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>>8936097
I wouldntsay haard; just a literal pain in the baack.
>Karen thinks on that...well she coukd sell all that jewelry, sure it's nice looking but funds need to come first...also that ring; wonder how much that'll go for.
Well; seeing what these freaky alien gems go for would be preeetty great...everything has a pricetag after all; even priceless alien gems.

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>>8936084
Then I guess I'll have to get one and begin filling up a folder full of pictures of random shark females.

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>>8936222
I know what you are gonna do, and I like that idea ~
>she holds her massive breast in front of the anon, even if it looks like they are hard to hold up, pepper actually can do it

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Could any of you fine damsels assist me with the puzzle forming between my loins?

>>8936290
You're a good girl Momiji.
>pets and blows another load inside her

Touhou girls are my fetish, so you'd definitely have a fan lol

>>8936290
If you did I would definitely be a happy anon.
v cuddle fuck/rape material depending on mood.

>>8936224
Heavens forbid he ever makes fun of Mecha though, he's special

>>8935575
When was this? I wanna check it out on the archive never miss a CYOA story.

>>8936305
>Futa shark girl
YES PLEASE

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>>8936293
Well if they're priceless alien gems, I have to change that then. They'd confiscate them and Bullshit you.
>Hellboy says shrugging his broad shoulders
Hopefully you come on some funds, I'd hate seeing you go homeless. You could probably just get a regular job.
>He says chuckling at the idea of him having a job, the thought never seemed like a good one.
Hell maybe if you work with me you'll finally get paid, but then again we're full.
>He says sarcastically as he continues to smoke, his stone hand scraping against the wall behind him as he uses his regular one to smoke now.
But that's the life for us isn't it? do good things and get treated like lesser people for saving lives. I guess we deserve it though, for not being normal, you on the other hand. You could just as well pass off as a normal human. Why not try that? or is this too much fun for you too?

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>>8936023
>Etna smiles and hops off the edge of the bed and approaching the man, her thighs already soaked with the lustful secretions from her earlier orgasm. With strength unbecoming of her small form she grabs the man and tosses him back down onto the bed, giggling as she observes him splayed out across the surface. Etna soon crawls atop the male with a noticeable sway in her hips, almost like a predator cornering her pray. With her legs on either side of his hips she pushes her ass back until she feels his cock tip greet her opening with a light brush across its surface. Etna proceeds to bounce her hips up and down, teasing his cock head with the heat of her depths but never quite letting him penetrate her. Her head dives forward and finds his neck, giving it a few pecks and licks before she suddenly slams her ass backwards onto his girth. The entirety of his thickness is soon sheathed into her cock hungry depths, her walls constricting in time with her heartbeats as it pleasures his rod. Etna's eyes roll in their sockets as she trembles from a small orgasm, feeling her cervix abused by the man's meaty member. She looks up into his eyes and begins to grind from side to side, her tight pussy walls gliding along his shaft. Etna's fangs sink into his neck as she drinks a mouthful of his blood, holding the crimson fluid within it before pressing her lips to his own. She allows her blood splattered tongue to press against his maw before diving forward, spearing past the defense of his teeth and giving him a taste of her saliva combined with his own blood.
(For some reason a lot of my images are saying they have malicious code in them. Sorry if this doesn't fit.)

>>8935575
Even as a cannibal, chicken-chan is cute.

>>8936356
>He stares at the two massive mammaries, his hands meeting here's as he kneaded them between his fingers. After getting his fill, his sticks his dick in between them, her boobs so big they hide most of his dick. He leans back as he looks at Pepper.
You can take control for this.

I'M BACK!

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>>8936412
>>8936202
Found it.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8696124/#q8696255

>>8936641
Thanks anon you're the best. I love these things they are so fun.

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>>8936097
W-well, I don't go down in to the dungeons but I do give blessings. I am a Goddess. The Goddess Hestia! U-uuh?! I-I am not a sexual Goddess! In fact, I am the Goddess of Hearth. It doesn't have to do anything with sex!
>Hestia pouts and leans forward, poking his belly with one of her fingers. She's so short in front of him, though this was normal, Hestia is known to be very short.

>>8936162
Oi, this is not a perverted method. This is the sacred ritual I use to milk out the sins of sinful humans.
>With her hand massaging his crotch, she pulls down his zipper, sliding her hand inside of his pants to take out his cock. Once it's out, she strokes his bare meat rod, squeezing down her fingers around his girthy shaft. All the while, her tongue is flicking on his nipples, teasing his little nubs.
See? You don't have to worry about anything now. You'll be purified.

>>8936177
Mhmm... You can spurt your sins all over my mouth. Go ahead, you don't need to hold back, anon.
>After saying those words, her tongue began to move uncontrollably, brushing all over his sensitive head with a very rough motion. At the same time, a intense suction shaped her cheeks. Hestia started to suck on his manhood like a babybottle, bobbling her head to the sides as she maintains the same pressure on his rod, enough to trap him completely with barely room to thrust into her breastpussy. Thanks to the intense pressure, she can move them up and down with a gentle motion, to intensify his pleasure and to push him over the edge. Her tongue is hungrily lapping up his delicious pre-cum, smearing her saliva all over his head while lots of wet sounds are filling the air around them.
Doffnt't hodlfbacckkd!
>She says, every word sending vibrations through her cheeks while her glossy lips are completely sealed on his manhood.

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>>8936369
Yeyeye!
>Her tongue lolls out of her mouth, her face falling into an expression of pure bliss as his cum filled her to the very brim.
You know it! Of course, I still have to figure out what character to give her, or get her character off of the wiki, but I could still do it I guess.
>>8936375
Of course! I'm up for pretty much anything except futa, scat, vore, stuff like that. I do like guro though.

>>8936716
AWOO!

>>8936716
Do you like Futa?

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>>8936747
See filename.

>>8936751
(You)

>>8936641
>Mecha tries to drag Lupin into it
>Ends up being meme'd on
>Gets buttmad

>>8936716
She doesn't really have much in the way of official characterization. Comes with being a stage 5 mid-boss with no lines.

>>8936641
>dem cannibal lolis
>DAT FUCKIN ENDING
10/10
Also hilarious how the moment he ribs mecha some of the mindbroken brigade literally came right out and starting whining, when that happens for no-one else being ribbed ever in the comics.

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>>8936460
I'm joking! Mostly...I think? I mean the guy was royalty...bleh; if you want them you can have them. I want that image of that speedo out of my head.
>Karen shutters at the thought...that was just too much.
If this doesn't work out? Yeah; I'm planning on it. Luckily I know a lot of people...one of the upsides of being a super hero really; I have a bigger network then I'd ever neeeed
>Karen makes sure to over emphasis her statementby arching her hands up and waving them all around. She evemtually calms down and lets out a labored breath
Noo kidding. The comics, TV shows, and Video games make it look so easy, amirite? Just constantly do the good thing...although chances are that'll get you in someone's bad graces...and voila! Your very own Lex Luthor, and a possbile army of brain washed croonies who make it their life mission to ruin your name. I wish they told you how stressful it is upfront! That'd be great.

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>>8936814
Ah. That makes it a bit easier then. I'll be fucking off for a bit now. Tata for now, fags.

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>>8936585
So is time for me to take the control? hope that I don't fail you
>She pushes herself towards the anon, making anon's dick get literally crushed by her breast, she keeps pushing her breast, she goes the fastest she can.

>>8936692
>He held back a moan as she began jerking him off. No matter how one looked at this, it was just dirty! But he wanted her, he wanted her to 'purify' him all night long. One night reached and ran it's fingers through her hair, His hips bucking slightly as he stoked him. He still had his pride though, he wasn't about to moan like some dirl.

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>>8936417
Ah, I see I already have a taker.

>>8936880
Add me to that list

>>8936880
I'm not into furry at all but I like sharks, size difference, piercings, and futa so the good is outweighing the bad.
Count me in too.

>>8936692
>Hestia's urging him-both verbally, and physically-made it so much harder for Anon to keep himself sane. He wanted to savor this feeling, the sweet tightness of his goddess wrapped around his cock, hungrily milking him of his cum. No other feeling could compare. But he was weak, and her intense tongue work along the sensitive head made his legs buckle, and with a sudden series of jabs by his hips, he thrust harder and more eagerly into Hestia's waiting, wet mouth.
Huuu...I-I caan't...
>He whined, despite her wanting him to let go, instead of hold back. He rammed his member firmly between her warm valley, making them shake slightly, but hold firm around his cock. The tip was twitching, and aching by now, thin trails of hot pre still sticking to Hestia's lips while she sucked on it. It didn't take much to send him over the edge like this-and thus, when she let words dribble out of her mouth while it was full of cock, he went rigid. Instinctively, he grabbed hold of Hestia's head, and pulled her close, pushing as much of his dick inside of her lips as she would allow him, and unleashing gouts of seed into her waiting maw. They came fast, and hard, the first few hot spurts easily hitting the back of her throat, if she let them, and if at any point she slid off of the thing, it would spray her face, and make a mess of her silky soft chest still squeezing all of his...sin, out of him.

>>8936716
Listen man, as long as it ends with me inside of her, pumping her full of jizz, I could care less the state of anything else going on.

>>8936641
Are these comics redpilling people about fanbases?

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>>8936692
Seems like you're a sexual goddess, look at where your touching.
>He says using his massive stone hand to slowly and somehow delicately remove her hand from his abs, he chuckles as he pats her head.
But if you want an excuse to touch me maybe you should touch something else.
>He says chuckling as he playfully messes her hair.
But then again you probably aren't a full on goddess, maybe a demi-god. I've slept with enough goddesses to know one when I see one.
>Hellboy says frankly teasing her as he adjusts his overcoat letting her see his muscular build. Teasing her even more as he shows off.
Oh well hopefully one day you do become a goddess, it seems like you can't even prove to me you are one. I mean most goddesses usually know secret sex techniques, so i guess you aren't one at all.
>>8936846
What'd you expect fun times? Come on don't tell me you let your looks get to you, we both knew this was going to be hard as soon as we started saving lives. Maybe one day you can have your own villain, I don't know who this lex luthor is but maybe I can give you a few of mine I have too many occultists.
>He says as he looks down at her, the height difference very obvious.
So what brought you out here? No way you came out for the scenery.

>>8936946
The word redpill is so fucking retarded