ERP Thread Sunday Bunday Edition Previous: >>8923088

>>8926510
2B Ass, Best Ass.

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/erp/,

is it morally wrong to extort and abuse weeaboos in humiliating, week long erp sessions in exchange for steam games?

...asking for a friend

>>8926510
Why are you guys gay?

>>8926510
2B. More like 2boring

>>8926577
I'd RP shitting dick nipples and unbirth if someone would buy me Nier Automata desu

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>>8926598
>shitting dick nipples and unbirth

...don't you have any shame?

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>>8926577
Yes. It's very bad. Exploiting people's feelings for gain is morally wrong. I know a handful of people from here that have done this, and I've told them all that they are scum for doing it.
With that said I do wanna try the new Nier game...

>>8926616
First one I get but what is wrong with unbirth? All that stretching and squirming seems fun

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>>8926598
Stop being a poorfag.

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>>8926555
Always a delight to have have a fellow supporter of the ass-exposing Crusades. I'd kill to nab some tickets to a match of yours, love.

>>8926573
>Vambre wraps her arms around his waist, pulling him in even tighter allowing him to get a proper grip on her plush derriere. The heat from her nethers seems to be bleeding through her leotard and clashing against what seems to be a very noticeable bulge in his pants.
Oh-ho. Big talker, eh? Well, darling, you should know that talk is all too cheap. I'm a woman of action, you see. If your interest is in chatting me up, perhaps you ought to do as much while I'm in less clothes, hm?

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>>8926475 (Nii)
>She gently squeaked in surprise once Nii's hand landed on her chest. The anticipation of her hand sliding down felt exciting to Etna, until finally her finger began teasing her, resulting in her closing her eyes and moaning, even harder after she lost control of her tail once more, resulting in it passionately thrusting in and out of Nii, as if it wanted to give her all the lust possible.
N- Niii~!
By this point, the Prinny slowly began to back away, planning to leave and play with its "tail" to this scene. However, something, or rather someone, seemed to push it through the doors, resulting in it falling onto the ground. Etna wouldn't notice it, as she was busy moaning from being teased, kissed and fucking Nii. However, Nii would almost certainly be able to realize the Prinny was there. Shock quickly grew on its face, as it wasn't sure what's the next thing that would happen.

>>8926631
>slaps dick on your forehead

get out! I thought the D in your name stands for "Dark"

>>8926637
I dunno, maybe I am just too vanilla...

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>>8926665
Oh, whoops. That first message was for >>8926548. My mistake.

>>8926672
(Forgot the meme arrows again, wew)

>>8926638
It's not being a poorfag to save money
>>8926616
My shame died long ago.
>>8926637
Disgusting anon.

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>>8926510
Sunday! The holy day! The day where the light lays upon us!
I hope you are going to church today, anon. Confess your sins and your Goddess will purify your body and cleanse your body of all evil!
I'll come here in some hours. Finally during the day instead of the night! Do not worry.

>>8926696
>save money
>Neptunia VII
How much can that even cost now?
Can you not just pirate it? That'd go quicker that a week of erp

>>8926739
he was talking about Nier though

>>8926720
>grabs her titties
MY GODDESS!

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>>8926675
>Shakes head to make the dick roll over her hair and hat
What else would it stand for?

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>>8926672
>Nii does in fact notice the Prinny! Her eyes light up as she faces the thing. Her lower body still jolting and gyrating to pleasure Etna's tail, while her free hand was slowly slipping a finger inside Etna's honeypot! She was going at a nail's pace sure; but thete was no way she WASN'T feeling that! She rolled her head, like she's trying to coax the Prinny to get on the bed before she starts focusing on Etna once again! Latching right onto her lower lip, nibbling and teasing it before forcing herself into a full on kiss! Tossling tongues and everything! She was sure the Prinny was more then capable of pleasuring them! Mostly on her though; since she currently has Etna wrapped around her finger...literally in this case as she finally thrusts the rest of her finger up into Etna's snatch with almost no warning at all! Nii really has become lewd! That stuff was super strong!

>>8926720
Good Evening Dear Goddess.
I will devote my prayers to you, rest assure. Even if I'm not going to meet you.

>>8926665
>Anon stepped back as he took her words to heart. His hands wandered up and down her body as he tried to undress her. It wasn't every day he tried to bed someone who had a fancy for leotards. He eventually settled on pulling it down from the top, exposing her breast as they were exposed to the open air. Deciding his patience was at its end, he began to fondle and massage her chest
I'm more than just a talker you know!.

>>8926785
Mngh!!

>a little annoyed from being ridiculed, quickly puts his dick back into his pants

Egh, I dunno!
How about we call you "Double-D"MG: Dum-Dum Magician Girl!

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>>8926848
Hey! That's mean! Bully isn't for mage. Bully is for cute young boys...

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>>8926805
>The clumsy hands of her partner eventually managed to best the confines of her outfit, exposing her bare tits for the world to see. She managed to choke back a quiet moan as his fingers dug into the soft flesh of her chest - considering how he'd struggled with her top, it was like his hands were someone else's.
Och...you're certainly a better at being a masseur than you are at running your maw, love.
>She put her hands behind her back in search of her zipper, her rapidly-hardening nipples acting as an alarm that begged her to step out of her clothes. Her chest pronounced itself further, practically begging Anon to molest her breasts while she fumbled with the clumsy clasps of her leotard.

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Happy sunday cuties~

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>>8926787
>The Prinny slowly moved closer to the bed step by step, not knowing what to do. It knew what could Etna do, but what could this Kunoichi do? At relatively the same time, as soon as Nii had thrust her finger inside of Etna, her tail suddenly shot up and tensed up, blowing more aphrodisiac as deep inside of her as possible. It all felt so good that Etna just couldn't move away or pull her tail out. As a matter of fact, even if she did, her tail would almost certainly hilt itself in her mouth, cleavage or between her thighs. The tail quickly got back to thrusting as hard as possible, making Etna moan harder inside of Nii's mouth as their tongues danced with each other and her hand tightly held Nii's own. Finally, the Prinny got onto the bed, looking onto the action as it didn't seem to know what to do.

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>>8926910
>The stacked bimbo shows up right when you have to leave.

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>>8926928
Sorry sweetie! I should be on most of the day if that helps. If not I hope you have a wonderful day! <3

>>8926871
Hah!

Too bad I am a middleaged faceless businessman!!

>pokes your cheek with an unlit cigarette

...w-well not really

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>>8926631
If you're gonna shitpost about me at least acknowledge my existence

>>8926910
That's so badly photoshopped it isn't even funny

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>>8926939
What's your business? Touching dicks?
It's most likely touching dicks.

>>8926945
>B-B-But I TOTALLY don't care about DMG anymore, guys!!1!

Imagine having to force yourself into other peoples' conversations to be relevant.

>>8926958
>ywn get to rub against their panty-clad asses and cum all over them

>>8926945
>attacking the bimbo
That's a new low blow, kys.

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>>8926963
Post yfw you're not Paul

>>8926958
>Touching dicks?

You are the one to say that, huh?!!

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>>8926979

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>>8926969
Says WHO? Who told you these LIES?

>>8926983
I DO MINE FOR FUN NOT BUSINESS.
Check mate middle America.

>>8926945
Paul, please leave. You're going to chimp out like last time.

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>>8926920
>Nii was quite busy letting out some really cute moans as Etna spurts inside of! Of course this causes a second finger of Nii's to jut up in there! She was really focused on getting Etna off! It's almost like she was trying to claim her or something! And thanks to the new spurt Nii's energy seems to double as she topples Etna onto the bed, woth Nii laying ontop of her; still applying plenty of mouth rape and finger banging! Luckily for the Prinny, their holes are basically shoved in his face! Although Nii's hole was filled with Etna's tail, and was quickly leaking a strange white fluid, and Etna's hole was filled with two of Nii's fingers...gowever their assholes were ripe for the fucking! Both of them look so delicious! He could probably dive in without any lube considering how much the both of them are sweating...and he could probably use that strange liquid as lube too! This little guys has options...tons of them! What a lucky bastard.

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Dubs and I'll play Flandre.

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>>8926979

>Paul is asking like a faggot
>again
Can this faggot leave?

>>8926997
So I can?

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>>8926979

>>8927002
My dubs say you should play Cirno, instead.

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>>8926979

>>8926960
Kinda sad to think the Paul cycle has been going on almost a year now

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(Card posting if anyone feels like playing soon.)
(Also will do other stuff if you're fine with no images (Mom futa, snake girl, minotaur etc)

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>>8926960
He's the one passive aggressively referencing me in completely unrelated conversations

>>8926977
Fuck off I'll shitpost who I want

>>8926979
Aheago_Face_(78).png

>>8926998
Fuck off and die

>>8927017
Can you fucking leave

>>8927013
I need a Star in my life.

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>>8927018
Just used my last DMG+Mana image. Ask nicely and I'll think about it <3

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Post yfw Paul has been sperging out for a whole year

>>8926997
>I DO MINE FOR FUN NOT BUSINESS.

Doing it for FREE! As expected of a Dum-Dum Magician Girl!!! Hah!!

What'll he post if someone steals Marceline?

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>>8927021
nice try

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>>8927033
I'm laughing at you at how autistic you really are. Get out, go outside, breath some new air, and come back.

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>>8927066
>dubs
Trick'd

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>>8927055
Post yfw all you're fucking doing is wasting the image limit on EBIC BANTZZ

>>8927074
Breathe*

>>8927033
>He's the one passive aggressively referencing me in completely unrelated conversations
90% sure he's talking about how Peach gets people to buy him dragon dildos.

>>8927066
You fell for my elaborate ruse! Now you've gotta play Flandre.

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>>8927033
Stop being so full of yourself to think that every negative thing is about you.
The topic is people getting games out of emotional manipulation you prat.

>>8926902
>His mouth licked and nibbled at one of her nipples while the other was cared for by his free hand. Two fingers pinching and rolling the hard nub between them as her moans informed him that at least he was on the right track. Keeping his mouth on her bust, Anon's hand ventured to between her legs, tempted to simply pull the fabric to the side and assault her sex below directly, he instead rubbed it with the fabric still over it, teasing her as she struggled with her outfit.
Not so high and mighty now huh Vambre?

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>>8927064
THE PAYMENT IS ENTERTAINMENT!

>>8927083
Well.. Like. I guess. I hear more stories about making fake tinder profiles and getting free stuff from Amazon and shit.
But yeah, not talking about that other dude.

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>>8927087
You got me anon. Guess I better start building that folder.

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>>8927083
>Exploiting people's feelings for gain is morally wrong. I know a handful of people from here that have done this, and I've told them all that they are scum for doing it.

Ah yes not the time he bought me overwatch and all it did was make us fight yes no dragon dildos haha blue horse dildo name it Trixie haha dildos dildos

>>8927093
Except that's LITERALLY what I did

To him

The guy who posted that

you know

that DMG guy

The fat one

With the beard

And the condom in his mouth

That DMG guy

You know him

He's right there

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>>8927097
OH I BET it is a LOT of "ENTERTAINMENT" for you to have a whole caravan of smelly dicks on your face!

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>>8927097
Lemme fuck you, babe.

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>>8927120
Lemme fuck you, me

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>>8927116
They don't need to be smelly!

>>8927120
Who's gunna have the dick? And who's top?

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>>8927000
>Etna moaned even louder after being toppled; it's been such a long time since anyone thrust inside of her, and even longer than that since she was the one on the bottom! It was very obvious, as her sensitivity was big enough for her to shoot out even more inside of Nii as soon as the second finger is in, despite of doing so just moments ago. Her tail already seemed to be claimed by Nii, as it continued to thrust and fill her with even more lust with every orgasm. Meanwhile, the Prinny was busy taking its decision, at least until it looked at Nii's ass. It swung so erotically and with such seduction, that it almost hypnotized him. Wanting to thrust inside of her soon, the Prinny decided to enjoy her a little first and nuzzle against her ass, being visibly happy with his choice.

>>8927120
>Futa on Futa
Kind of weird I never see that here.

>>8927065
I'm thinking about watching her episodes to pick her up. I've thought about it since i joined, but held back since Paul gave her a stigma. Would people be interested in a redeemed Marcy?

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>>8927140
I'm gonna have the dick, you dumb bimbo

Now bend over

>>8927109
DMG doesn't constantly think of you like you do with them, Paul
Maybe if you'd have even posted before he posted that there would be some chance it was a jab at you

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To whoever was apparently voicing the fact that they missed me a bit ago, I-I'm not gone...

>>8926720
Kill yourself Nep.

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>>8927152
How about you fucking kill yourself

Yeah Viper KILL URSELF MY MAN

>>8927157
Hestia is old Nep?

>>8927156
>Kissus the Rikka.

>>8927156
Can you not attentionpost?

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>>8927140
Why not have two dicks, and let's fight over for the top? Our little sexual duel, you know?

>>8927163
How about we both do it so you're finally gone. I'm a martyr like that

>>8927156
Original Rikka or cute HG Rikka?

>>8927164
Yeah, has same style and usually comes on during the night.

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>>8927143
Reminder that frotting swordfighting are super gay

>>8927156
Please be old Rikka and not the HG shitter Rikka.

>>8927186
Do you know If they play Aoba too?

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>>8927180
Alright you go first ;)

>>8927172
Fuck off Paul stop trying to impersonate me

>>8927164
No.

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>>8927095
>It was all she could do to bite her lip to near-bleeding and pray that her voice would stop betraying her composure; the facade shattered the moment he began to play with her needy sex, prompting a thin trail of her liquid arousal to run down the side of her plump thigh and a gasp to escape her throat.
Y-you're fixing to make me lose my mind, you little pillock! Fine, have your fun while you can. You'll be eating those words once I can get my hands on that fat prick of yours~!
>Her fingers managed to catch the zipper between them, jamming as she tugged down on it. Naturally. This was going to take a moment to fix.

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>>8927172
>The mage's forehead begins to sweat slightly. Her meek hands cupping each other in front of herself. Covering what seems to be a faint outline in her skirt. She looks side to side, making sure no one's watching.
Y-you sure? You only get one chance to say no. Once I start I can't stop..

>>8927215
Yes. Hestia is Nep.

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>>8927221
No. She is not.

>>8927221
You'd lose that bet, anon

>>8927228
>>8927230
Okay, Nep.

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>>8927224
>Not even starting off right

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>>8927219
Why are you ERPing with Paul? You said you were never gonna talk to him are you fucking crawling back to him AGAIN?

S HAKNGI MY HDEAD EL OH EL DMDG THE PEADOFILE?????

BENIS YE BENIS IN ANUSE YES YES NO YES EY BOSS CAN I HABE BENIS???

>>8927245
You know what to do
Kill the thread

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>>8927224
(I don't follow.)
(I'd eat it though.)

>>8927245
Kek

>>8927238
I'm not Nep. Try again Anon-kun.

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SELECT YOUR CHARACTER

>>8927242
>tfw no mermaid to ride into the ocean during a sunset and then fuck and impregnate her dolphin pussy on some abandoned tiny island under the dark sky full of stars

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>>8927142
>Nii let out s pleasured gasp as she felt even more of the lust spray inside her! She moans and yelps into Etna's mouth as the tail begins thrusting with some gusto! So much so that her body was bouncing! Some of the lust even got on the Prinny...in fact a lot of it did. Of course the Ninja didn't stop her assault on Etna though, and with the third spurt she manages to force a third finger in there! And with three fingers in there she begins bucking her wrist, causing the fingers to bap and roll against the girls inner walls! And she even bucked her butt back, bonking against the prinny as it hugged her glorious rear! With that bucj, ans bunch of Lust sprayed on it...sonething tells me it's going to start going at it soon enough!

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>>8927219
>In a frisky, bold move, the green dominatrix's neon-yellow gloved hand cupped against and to support the heavy weight of the bulging prick tenting the skirt of the talkative blonde magician. A sinister smile curled the ends of her devilish lips.
Can't stop..? Won't stop!

>DMG teasing Paul
Won't even be surprised if Paul starts spamming, DMG is bringing it out t b h

>>8927259
We know you'd put just about anything in your mouth, Owain. You don't have to tell us.

>>8927283
I need me more vampire lolis

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>>8927299
>

>>8927245
Please continue to sperg out, this is gold!

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Background
I was introduced to Overwatch around Christmas last year by my friend who has played it. As I played it, she began to sort of roleplay as the Overwatch heroes when we chatted using this speech box generator thing.
Around June, I ended up falling in love with one of the heroes in Overwatch. D.Va. Now, if you don't know, D.Va is one of over 24 heroes in Overwatch and was once a pro-gamer. Hana Song, as this is her proper name, now serves as a mech pilot in the South Korean army, she also streams her battles online which made her a global celebrity. She is so cute, so confident... I kind of fell in love at that point.
Now, I've crushed on a couple of fictional characters before (Kim Possible + Starfire) but never was the crush this strong before. I just found D.Va so... perfect.
I told this to the friend, and she actually began to do more roleplaying as D.Va, and I (in roleplay) sort of confessed my love to D.Va. We're now girlfriend and boyfriend. (My friend roleplays as D.Va, but the character is in a relationship with me, because I roleplay as myself.)
Now that you have the background, let's go on to the actual issue.
The Issue
The love became stronger just recently, after I watched my videos of me playing Overwatch that I've yet to post onto YouTube. At this point, I have a flash drive full of fanart of D.Va that I got off of Google Images.
I myself have been drawing her for the first times recently. My second ever drawing of her was us sitting together talking on a bench, a blush across my face. The third one of us kissing, the fourth of her suit, etc.
It was today that it escalated. Now, Mom and Dad know about how D.Va and I are "dating" I woke up and slid on a ring that I got from my grandma, which got my thinking about proposing to D.Va.
I relayed this information to Mom, asking, "Is six months too early to propose to D.Va?" She said yes, it's too early, thinking I was joking, but I was serious.

>New LD loves to start shit as well
Nvm, It's another Paul waiting to be born.

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>>8927166
D-Don't sneak up on me like that!

>>8927167
Wasn't really trying to, I was notified some people in the thread were talking about me. I don't know the full extent of it either, sorry if it was minimal.

>>8927185
>>8927192
Th-The former, yes.

>>8927328
Die Paul

>>8927332
>Ample pets for the previously retired Rikka
Are you bringing back the rest soon?

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>>8927294
>Messaged ThirstyKek
>"Not in thread right now"
Better luck next time.

>>8927328
LD should be banned, that character is a curse.

>>8927332
Whoops, sorry!
>Leans forward and plants another kiss on her cheek, without any sneakiness.
That better?

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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>8927363
>>8927322
What the fuck is all of this? I'm not reading all of that!

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if you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded India and wanted to get rid of all the snakes, they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra. Then people started to breed cobras to get more money. When the British realised, they removed the reward. So everyone released the snakes they’d bred, because they were now worthless. So then there were more snakes than they started with.

Report and move on

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>>8927328
Ain't me. I'm just lurking. I was studying until ~someone~ here told me that Paul's pretending to be me ITT
>8927363
Holy shit you cancerous fuck, cut the shit you stupid fucking mega-tard.

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On a related note, I personally find "kys" and "kms" remarks unconscionably terrible.
Telling another human being to commit suicide is not a joking matter. Period.
When I was in the Marine Corps, we were trained to take any mention of suicidal thoughts very seriously. As a result, any time someone says they want to kill themselves, I drop what I'm doing and talk to them about what's going on. Sometimes they just need someone to talk to.
My friend who received this message has been going through some tough times. It's incredibly thoughtful of Jagex to do this, even if it's just an automated system that looks for flagged keywords.
And to everyone else, I'd like to request considering removing kys/kms from your vocabulary. LOTS of players suffer with depression. Lots of people play RS as an escape from the stresses of life IRL. And encountering such toxic negativity of being told to kill themselves is unspeakably awful.
Yeah yeah, it's just words. "lul why would you actually kill yourself just because someone on the internet said to do it". I know these arguments. My response is, "What kind of monster would want to say such disgusting things to people in the first place?"
No, I'm not advocating for a SJW Bernie Sanders Sunday School classroom "safe space" and a perm ban for all players who say "kys". I'm just asking for civility and consideration from players in general.
I think we should all think about what we want to say to others. If we wouldn't say something in person, face-to-face to someone, then don't do it over the internet. Each of us players individually holds some responsibility for the RS community overall. So let's Make RS Great AgainTM
Also, anyone considering suicide or need to talk to someone, plsplspls find a friend, family member, pastor/minister/religious leader to talk to. Pretty sure every country on the planet has a suicide hotline, just do a search for "[country] suicide hotline".

>>8927354
>bending to Paul's shitposting
Pussy.

>>8927218
>As much as he loved how she squirmed in his hands, he was beginning to get a bit needy himself as his throbbing member begged for release. He sighed as he moved to help her undress, pulling the troublesome zipper down after a few forceful tugs.
There, is that any better?
>While behind her, he enjoyed the view of her smooth back and plump butt, giving the latter a few smacks as he wrapped a hand around to continue teasing her nipples once more.
Now, where were we~?

>>8927354
>Paul THIS sad
Holy fuck.

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You look like the kind of faggot that goes out to a restaurant with some 6/10 stacy, thinking you're hot shit because you recently leased a mustang and told the valet "to make sure it comes back looking better than it does now". You go to your table, look at the menu for three seconds, determine they have nothing for you, and immediately call over the closest wait staff to demand that they prepare you some penne alla vodka. You're literally sitting in a glorified burger joint. They say no, so you get pissed, grab your date, who at this point wants to kill herself, and leave. But the car is in valet so you have to wait outside for five minutes, maintaining this level of anger, and of course you don't tip the guy making three dollars an hour who just had to park and retrieve your car within a span of five minutes. Then you drive home, bitching the whole time about the crappy restaurant, even though it was your choice. Finally you get there, you go inside, and you fuck your date for fifteen seconds before prematurely cumming. She leaves, so you decide to jerk off to some gay porn. After that's over you cry yourself to sleep. Just neck yourself faggot.

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>>8927293
>Just as the two earlier times it happened, another finger in her caused another spurt to come out from the tail, only this time more of it and harder than before, now that her wrist was actually helping simulate Etna getting fucked by a real length. By the time the bigger shot sprayed onto the Prinny, it seemed more than eager to start, rubbing its "tail" against her inner thigh, much like how Etna did. However, for some reason, it did not go any higher to drill Nii, instead seeming happy with her thighs. Of course, it would definitely be happy with thighs like Nii's, especially now, but nothing seemed to be stopping it from going up. Perhaps it wanted its master's permission to do it, for whatever reason?

>>8927429
Tomboy Type is legendary and unbeatable, if only because sweat licking and muscle massages are the greatest things ever invented on this green earth.

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>>8927449
I'm up for a session! Just that wasn't NuLD.

Who wants to fuck?

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I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out of the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Saturday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.

>>8927479
"Nu"LD is just my alt l m a o get trolled

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>>8927495
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

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>>8927347
I never really retired, more of a laying-low type deal. I miiight, but I don't want to say a definitive yes and disappoint anyone when I end up not doing it.
I've been thinking about it, though.

>>8927359
N-no! I've changed my opinion on kisses, even the non-sneaky ones are unwanted! A true dark sorceress doesn't get patted and kissed on the cheek...

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>>8927466
>>8927354
>your dick will never be as addictive as DMG's
One year later and they still want to smoke it this much

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Roadhog couldn't take it anymore. He need to bust a nut so bad that his balls were looking like those big ass jawbreakers from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
Where can a fat nigga find some thicc bitches up in here, Roadhog pondered. He began to panic. If Roadhog didn't find a thicc bitch soon, he would surely perish from semen poisoning.
But then, he saw it. The thiccest nigga whomst ever lived. Winston.
Roadhog had never seen a nigga with an ass like that; it was like two planets merged into one with a split down the middle. He could see Winston's cute l'il boipussy. Roadhog finally found the perfect candidate.
Roadhog approached slowly and nervously.
"Um, W-Winston-sama?" This kawaii ass pig looking nigga asked "Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Why of course you can, friend!" Winston replied with a smile, none the wiser to Roadhog's evil intentions.
"Your shoes are untied," lied Roadhog "See?"
"They are?" Winston said as he bended over to check.
"Wait a minute, I don't wear shoes." But it was too late.
Roadhog had jammed his huge unkosher willy into Winston's plump asschecks, his hole was so tight and filled with peanut butter.
"OH FUCK YEA BOI!" Roadhog screamed. He was in utter bliss as he pounded Winston's butt.
"NO! STOP! IT HURTS!" Winston shrieked as he felt his boipussy get torn up like a Syrian child "PLEASE!"
But it was too late, Roadhog hadn't nutted in over four minutes and his balls were filled to the brim. With a sharp cry, he went Whole Hog and flooded Winston's hairy anus with his pork juice.
Winston was in so much pain. He collapsed to the ground in a crumpled heap and curled up into the fetal position.
"Why?" was all he could muster.
Roadhog leaned over and looked him straight in the eye, a smile curling on his lips.
"Because sometimes..."
"A fat nigga need to BOTTOM TEXT"

Lurkers come out

>>8927506
Usually people giving away folders means they retired. Anyways its nice to see you back and active cute Rikka

>>8927479
Not that anon but i'd like a session if you're willing.

>>8927500
Oooh! Nice body!

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When you were partying
I studied The Blade
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered The Blockchain
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated Inner Strength
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

>>8927520
What's in it for me?

LURKERS

KISS AN AVATAR ONLINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8927506
You're a sorceress hm?
>Anon keeps himself leaned forward as his eyes scan up and down the chuuni's form, then stands up straight and puts his hands to his chest.
You don't look like one to me. Show me something that only a sorceress can do!

(By the way, you aren't gonna be playing today right?)

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>>8927508
What can I say? I'm just THAT DAMN GOOD.

>>8927533
Quicky basic turbo slut session?

>>8927534
Thanks! It's all magic~

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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

>>8927549
>Kissus Jinx

>>8927156
Good to hear that, Tyrant Eye of Truth.

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>>8927549
I-I don't know anyone that well

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It was finally here. The day they had waited for with bated breath, in wonder, and in fear.
Their first reaction had been overwhelming joy. But a doctor’s visit had revealed alarming news: the doctors were prepared to do everything they could, but it was uncertain if Olaf could survive the delivery.
Mike Wazowski had begged his lover not to go through with it. It was dangerous, and he couldn’t bear the thought of losing him. ‘We could adopt!’ he had pleaded. But Olaf was unwavering; he desperately wanted to bring their child into the world, even if it ended up costing his own life. Mike eventually came to terms with the snowman’s wishes. This was so incredibly important to him.
Seeing him lying there on the hospital bed, in the struggles of labour, Mike could only think that he had never been more beautiful.
"Mike…I love you," Olaf said shakily.
"Don’t worry, my honey-cicle," Mike said, grasping his thin, wooden hand. "You’re going to be just fine."
"Promise me, you’ll take good care of her…"
Mike placed a loving hand on his snow angel’s cheek. “You know I will. But you’re going to help me! We’re going to raise our beautiful child together, okay?”
"Of course…" Olaf smiled.

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>>8927459
Much better, love. Perhaps you've ought to be rewarded for being such a help.
>She choked on her next sentence as the hail of slaps came down upon her bare ass, rapidly adding glowing red hand prints to her pale cheeks. The pain went straight to her crotch, sending another wave of hot pleasure pouring from her tight entrance. Before she could think otherwise, she slammed her hips back against the Anon's. Although he didn't have his pants off yet, she was more than willing to desperately grind against his stiff cock She couldn't have stopped herself if she wanted to. She definitely didn't want to.
Och! Are you about to make me beg for it, darling? I can tell you're hurting for it just as bad as I am. This little guy--
>Vambre hefted her hips, as if to emphasize her stealthy insult.
Spills every last one of your dirty little secrets.

>>8927559
If you're up for it
>Anon shrugs as he takes a seat, waiting for the "magic" to happen.

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>>8927520
Come out? Pfft. More like that virgin dick of yours is wanting to come out of your pants. Don't think I haven't seen you starin at me, bet you're wishin this popsicle was something else huh?

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>>8927549
>
>>8927559
>Kiss.

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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ....fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

Godness Paul. Kill yourself already.

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>>8927476
>unlike the previous times she doesn't add a finger...she actually starts moving her wrist more! Gyrating it and letting her fingers scrape and massage Etna's insides instead of just mindlessly bonking away. And even more of the lust sprays onto the Prinny as Nii's insides really can't take much more! Which is obvious by the leakage and squirts. The Prinny might be waiting for a command but Nii really is waaaay too busy smooching the ever loving shit out of Etna to care; she was hopping the thing would just stick it's "tail" in one hole and begin happily thrusting away! I mean if Nii was ever going to be broken free of the constant lust...the Prinny needs to spew it's jizz in her butt! Or puss...both would work actually! But the ass happens to be the only one available right now thanks to Etna's ever present tail which is focused on pounding Nii!

>>8927581
> Shit grammar
This has to be Lupin or Nep

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Err. a kind STFU to you too?
Sorry, don't really know what it stands for.
Google doesn't really help, as the first result was the video with a pink dude pretending to pee through a water hose.
On the Urban dictionary, instead, I have over 15 results, from "Save The Freaking Unicorns" to "Samurai Training Finished Unsuccessfully"
Pardon my ignorance (I'm not being sarcastic here).

>>8927612
That rough texture and the feeling in my mouth. A rough woody texture falling down my throat. I gag. I order Amazon packages just for the packaging and for the C R U N C H. Sometimes during class I nibble on a bit of cardboard in class just to feel the ulcers in my mouth open and begin to bleed. This is TRUE cuisine and if you cannot handle my flaws you are not an acceptable member of society. I'm moving on to ants next week so be ready for the review

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>>8927549
>>8927559
>gives DMG a black lipstick mark in the middle of her cheek

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>>8927567
How DARE you

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anyone else like eating toenails or at least ripping them off with your teeth then spitting them out? i build up a collection of toenails behind my bed and hoover it up every few months when i can be bothered. i like giving myself ingrown toenails as well its fun. most of the time i rip the toenail off with my teeth, take a few seconds to admire it and then throw it behind my bed, but sometimes i eat them i dont know why doesnt really taste nice but sort of satisfying

>>8927639
That's my color you slut fuck off

>>8927640
Hi Jinx

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>one month and one week away from 2017 + 1/2
>STILL giving Paul attention instead of hiding his posts

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Fuck, dude, can't you just leave the poor guy alone? Can't you even FUCKING read? He said he want's to left alone and you don't have the FUCKING manners to leave him alone, he said that he ONLY and i mean ONLY talks to 6 people, and are you on that list? That is right, no, So fucking stop prodding him when his GODDAMNED name says go away! You people are so fucking uptight thinking you can make him talk to you or open up to you when you only met him once! and that was online and he thought you were cool. Seriously this guy has left this fucking account ALONE for 49, DAMNED days! he's not going to get on and say good things, the more comments that he gets verified to will make his life worse and worse. Honestly grow the fuck up, learn to see a lost cause, not all of us can help someone immediately , so don't think you're one special fucker because guess what? You're not, just leave him alone, don't talk o him, unfriend him, and forget about him, because that's what HE wants! Life's not about what you want, it's about the bottom line, and the bottom line is fucking leave him alone. I'm done.

>>8927640
You know, if you don't want to be called cute, you should probably stop doing cute things like that.

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>>8927532
Weeeell, I was planning on retiring just the character, not as a player. Though, that didn't really work out so well...

>>8927558
(Maybe, if people were to want it, I could give it a shot later tonight? I'm kind of preoccupied at the moment, so I can't get into anything.)

>>8927580
Wielder! Wielder of the Tyrant Eye! Do I look like a giant floating eye to you?
...I swear, mortals...

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(This is a robot, robot loves dick, will you give her one?)

>>8927585
>He stepped back as her ass hit his crotch, only to moans softly as she swung her hips side-to-side, grinding on him as she practically begged for it.
W-well if you know so much, how about you help me out a bit here? It's been pretty one-sided so far.
>He quickly spun her around and pushed her to her knees. His bulge was displayed front-and-center as he felt her hot breath on it, he could only imagine how her mouth would feel.
Or maybe this is 'sword' is too mighty for you?

>>8927689
Kill yourself ESL.

>>8927674
Well then, welcome back and I'll be around tonight.

>>8927673
That was not cute, that was angry
>>8927652
Hi Anon

>>8927674
(Mkays. I'll see ya later tonight then Rikka. You best be proving me your worthy of the title sorceress!)

>>8927596
You fucking tease....

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>>8927689
this triggers the Boco

>>8927689
I only have some industrial sized bolts for bridges...

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>>8927590
>Like a tiger at her pray she jumps at the anon, tackling him to the ground, straddling him she begins to grind the sweet white panties that were hidden under her short skirt on his cortch, greedy hands digging at his belt as she begins to strip him.
How biiiig is it? Which hole? Tell me quick!

>>8927600
>Kisses back!
>Doesn't stop kissing

>>8927639
>Faints
>Laying on the ground pretending to be out cold she looks up her skirt.

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See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there's a lot of people--whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I'll get--[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions for myself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now?!

>>8927689
I shall give her a kissu and leave it at that.
>Kissus

>>8927585
(Do you have a discord?)

>>8927674
What if you are Giant Floating Eye masquerading yourself as a cute girl?

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>>8927728
Yeah it's LD#1543

>>8927706
How are you going in this fair day?

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Hello /erp/ ~

Everyone post your discords, now.

>>8927743
How about no.

>>8927728
>>8927736
Don't believe his lies.

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>>8927695
>>8927708
A-any way to recognise you both?

>>8927732
That's absurd! Why would you even think I am... Dumb mortals... Thinking I'm cute.

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Weirdest thing just happened. I finished taking a shower and in the process of drying myself I looked at my penis. (It took me a while to decide on which appropriate name to use) Well, here's the weird thing. I apologized to it. Yes. I told my penis I was sorry for the 14 years of abuse. Beating it almost every night. There was a warmth that flowed through my head when I was apologizing. Maybe it's my brain forgiving my soul for taking it hard on myself all these years. Sounds all woo-woo, but it happened. But seriously, there have been times where I've masturbated till it hurt and I would still beat. So there's that. Science tells us that the constant visuals from porn do have an effect on our brains. You go down a rabbit hole if you're addicted. My point of this post. None really. Just wanted to share with you that I apologized to my penis. Let's see where things go from here.

>>8927741
Hello

>>8927762
Nope, I'll just appear

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>>8927743
hahaha fuck no

>>8927762
(Hm...I might slither back and give ya another kiss. Maybe that'll be enough to differentiate.)

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so there's this girl at my highschool that i go to and she is the love of my life and i find it difficult to suppress my true anime love to her. i tried to make her notice by printing loads of pics of her and putting them round my wall and sending her pics of my walls but she blocked me which set me back from our true anime love but not to worry, i will get her eventually whether i die by the katana for her or not. dont come near Jessica in room 45 in my school or you will face my vengeance and you dont want to face the blade. everyone at school is calling me Columbine kid which annoys me cause i could do it way better than those fags

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>>8927712
Don't get mad at me you ain't got a hole to unload in. Wait, what am I saying a hole? I bet you haven't even seen a pair of real tits yet have you?

>>8927755
I know the that, LD can't into proper roleplay. Unlike Vambre.

>>8927720
>He struggled to follow her sentences, but he liked where this was going. His hands cupped one of her breasts and began to massage it while he answered her.
W-well I'm fairly big in my opinion, and I always wanted to try anal?

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What the fuck, /pol/ needs to realize that nobody cares about their stupid imageboard for lonely fat virgins. They think "haha we made Trump win with our epic memez!!!" and "a bunch of randomly repeating numbers on a moronic imageboard caused le Emperor Trump to win!!!!" No, it's because enough people voted for him you stupid greasy fucking pricks. It wasn't because "Kek blessed us with le epic quads of truth!!!!" But I wouldn't expect them to know how the voting system works because they're fucking uneducated morons who think they caused their candidate to win because of stupid fucking memes and randomly repeating numbers. Fuck them so goddamn hard it's not even funny

>>8927809
So there’s a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her ‘big and though’ boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?“ Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

>>8927762
Seriously, is a perfect plan. Nobody would think someone as cute as you are a monster in disguise. You can already work your plan for world domination while hiding in plain sight.
Maybe I should ask the Dark Flame Master to check you out. A wielder of Dark Magic like him would certainly see beyond every veil and disguise.

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>>8927693
>Scoffing at the remark, she stared with a mix of disdain and fuzzy-minded excitement at the cock before her, trapped in its prison of cloth and denim. Without hesitation, she needily gripped his waistband and unbuttoned his pants, causing his fat cock to flop forward and smack her in the cheek, a thin trail of pre-cum marking her face.
There's no sword too mighty for a warrior...but you're welcome to try and prove me wrong, love.
>She eagerly began to run her tongue in long strokes along the anon's throbbing shaft, lovingly coating it with generous amounts of her warm saliva. As she lubed up the delicious, salty prick, she couldn't help slipping the bulb of it into her mouth. Her reddened lips kissed down the shaft as she took the length into her mouth, dancing along every inch of every vein on the beautiful cock before her. It was only a matter of moments before she allowed it to dip into the back of her throat. Luckily for him, she knew all too well how to control her gag reflex.

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>>8927624
>Of course, the Prinny did need permission to drill Etna's ass. However, it didn't know that this doesn't apply to Nii! Etna tried to pull out so that the Prinny can start fucking Nii, but she couldn't! Almost as if Nii really did claim her, she couldn't stop making out with her or cumming inside of her. She wanted, no, she needed to cum inside her more and keep making her lewder and lewder, until she gives a hungry succubus a run for its money! Not only that, but with the lust spraying on the Prinny, it seemed more than happy to mindlessly hump at Nii's thigh, quickly getting worked over with how amazing even one of her thighs were, just as how Etna predicted. His "tail" already seemed to throb, as if it was about to cum!

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my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

>>8927807
Just some advice, but even though it's just a genetic bimbo, you should keep her pics strictly 2D. They're a whole lot more arousing than the 3D ones.

>>8927829
(Vambre-chan do you have a discord? If you don't want to post it here. I can give you mine instead?)

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>>8927728
>>8927809
>>8927849
(I'm flattered, but I don't actually have a Discord. I figured there was never much of a need for one, especially considering how everything always ends with drama in channels I wouldn't be invited to in the first place.)

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Don't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe! 2 minutes needs more jpeg autism speaksDon't quote me on this, but Jack Sparrow could of said harambe is my friend you moron ayy lmao thanks Obama RemindMe

>>8927857
(Understanable, glad to have you here at least.)

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>>8927818
>Pulling down the anon's pants, and his boxers with them she exposes his semi erect slab of cock meat. Wasting no time she wraps a hand around it, squeezing the stiffening member before pumping it rapidly, letting it grow before she stood up, turned on her heel and presented her plump, round backside to the anon. Squatting down she rubbed her pantie clad ass o his lap before shifting her panties down, slipping the soft white fabric off and tossing it aside, letting the cock poke between her cheeks she grinds on it slowly
How does that feel?~

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>>8927694
(I'm Canadian...)

>>8927715
(Sorry!)

>>8927717
(But look at her, do you really want to deprive her of the penetration?)

>>8927726
<3

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Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core.

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>>8927778
>>8927789
See you two then~!

>>8927824
Not cute! I am not cute!
I agree with the whole world domination thing, it's one of my future plans. But I'm not cute! Call me... fearsome!

(I do have to go for a bit again, I'll see if I can free up enough time tonight.)

>>8927892
>Comes back and gives Roll a tongue filled kiss.
>Leaves it at that after that.

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Sssssssss

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>>8927900
(I hope to meet you around again, Cute Floating Eye)

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Hello my fri...
>sees state of thread
Laters!

>It's another attentionwhore avatars episode.
Yeah, I'm out.

>Paul has been doing nothing but spamming pasta for an entire hour now

Stop

>>8927694
Kill yourself Faggot.

>>8927917
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>>8927892
Don't get me wrong, Roll is really cute and a lot of people would enjoy a Roll.
Just there's one guy who'll start autistic screeching over it.

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>>8927914
Oh god. I mentioned you yesterday and now you're here.. What did I summon?

>>8927923
>Drags back and pins down to the floor.

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>>8927835
>Nii finally pops her lips off of Etna's! Now she could finally get a good look at her face...good lord! It went from one of an adorably cute Ninja, to a lewd semen sucker! And the hearts in her eyes mughtas well be permanent at this rate. However; although she ended lip lock with Etna, she refused to break finger lock! Keeping her one free hand entangled with one of Etna's. She finally cocks her head back to look at the Prinny humping away at her glorious thighs. Nii couldn't help but let free a sultry giggle as she watches the thimg go to.town! I womder if it knew it couod cum inside...but maybe she shouldn't tell it...she wouldn't mind being like this with Etna forever! In fact she quite liked the idea of being eternal lovers with the beauty queen herself! But Nii's lust addled mind still knew she needed out of it eventually...even if she obviously didn't want too!
Hey! Mister Prinny! Nii! Can you please stick your tail in?
>Her face was...incredibly calm despite the fact that she was getting pounded...all that lust must've made her into a Grade A slut!

Hey gusy newfag here

Can I get an invite to the most populated discord server? I heard you guys have a few so can I join them please

>>8927923
>>8927928
>"Oh, Paul is spamming"
>"Fuck trying to help the thread out or hiding the posts, I'm just gonna leave and let the thread die"
Fuck you, you're just as bad as Paul is.

>>8927900
Kill yourself HG cancer

>>8927938
Not like it even does anything tho, it's just funny, like watching a moth fly and get zapped by a light.

>>8927928
>implying people come to erp to do literally anything but be attentionwhores
>implying even this (((Shit)))post isn't your sorry attempt at attentionwhoring
>implying needy attentionwhores that will do anything to get your potent (You)s are bad

>>8927961
Read their earlier posts son. They're not the one who also played Ringo.

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>>8927954
Forget it.

>>8927959
It is attention-whory and dumb, but let's keep things in perspective, here.

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it's that time again
>post yfw you're not Paul

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>>8927988
>
>>8927739
I'm alright! You?

>>8928016
Not too bad.

>>8928016
CUUUUUUTE

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>>8927913
<3~~

>>8927948
(Yeah I know, good thing I'm posting cute rolls and not lewd rolls

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>>8927988

>>8928044
CUTE!

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Do we have a Futo ava yet?

>Still don't have a Sinon
I don't know why I even check in anymore

>>8928060
There was one in the past that played for a bit, but no one plays her anymore.

>>8928060
I don't think so.

>>8928061
LOL! PAUL GETS C U C K E D AGAIN!

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>>8927693
>>8927829
(Sorry to cut this short as soon as we're getting to the good stuff, anon, but real life calls. I'll be back in a little over an hour. Again, sorry!)

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>>8927961
>>8927973
A-at your service!

>>8928067
I could...try...

>>8927829
>She proved him wrong as she easily deepthroated him, his entire length disappearing down her throat as he head bobbed up and down. His hands rested on her head as he began matching her pace with his thrust, his cock hitting the back of her throat as her tongue licked its underside. He was almost certain his was leaking pre as his dick slide in and out easily, drool falling down Vambre's chin as she took it all.
You sure a blowjob is all you need to be satisfied?

>>8928103
I'm sure many would appreciate it. Judging by what I remember of Yozora you could probably pull it off.

>>8928061
Oh boy it's the reddit meme haha le C.UCKS

>>8928095
(No problem, sorry for my long wait time.)

Fart.

>>8928117
t. Paul

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>>8928027
That's good! Hope you have a good rest of your day!
>>8928035
>

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>>8928076
>>8928087
Neat.

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>>8927956
>Now that her mind wasn't clouded by the kiss, she decided to use this moment to hit two birds with one stone, by teasing the Prinny and seeing just what Nii could do. She did so at the right timing too, just as the Prinny came, showering her thighs with warm semen as it slowly dripped further down her legs. Briefly nodding, she quickly pulled the tail outside of Nii, getting replaced by the Prinny's "tail". She really, REALLY didn't want to pull out, but realized that she had to do it if they ever wanted to stop. The tail couldn't help but roam across her body, especially her thighs, remembering the way they felt back when Nii molested her as they shopped.

>>8928103
What will happen to me if I choose Esdeath?

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>>8928103
Yozora ...

>>8927886
I-it feels great~
>Anon's hips raised as he began to hotdog her ass. He gave her butt some taps as his dick slide between them, causing the white skin to take a slightly red tint. He couldn't control himself as he kneaded her soft flesh between his fingers, a bit of pre-cum leaking from his tip as the ass shook around his dick.

>>8928142
Thank you. Same to you, Jinx.

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>>8927840
I'll keep that in mind. I usually go between both for peeps who like 3d too. But I may start askin for pref!

>>8928117
Which makes it all that much worse that you're triggered by it.

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>>8928116
I'll give it a shot!

>>8928180
Uhm... Probably bad stuff, I wouldn't recommend her. She's mean!

>>8928188
Midget man!

>>8928221
Now I've got even more reason to be excited for tonight.

>>8928217
I know it does ultimately come down to preferences, but those 2D ones never fail to work their magic on me.

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What about the biggest slut of Gensokyo?
Does somebody play her?

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>>8928171
>Nii got an idea to please both of them! She quickly grabbed Etna's tail and prodes it against her asshole! Although because of this she had to withdraw her hand from Etna's puss! While at the same time she let her cunt rest on the Prinnies tail! Slowly rubbing herself against ot as the Prinnt tries to recover from the recent thigh fuck! Luckily for the Prinny he was about to get a round too! She lets the tip of the tail peek in; thinking that it could do the rest. The next thing the Prinny knows is that Nii is lifting up his shaft and pushing her entrance against the things tip! She was mondo serious! And set on pleasing them both! Although she cares more about Etna sine they're now best buddies! And thete was nothing she loved more then making her buds happy!
Ok-Okay Mister Prinny! Nii! You can thrust away! Gimme your beeest shot! Nii!

>>8927914
Yesss!

>>8928258
No one plays Hatate

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>>8928282
>Hatate
>Slut

>>8928258
Nnnnnope.

>>8928258
>gradient pantyhose
HNNNG

>>8928291
Hatate makes a great slut

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>>8928190
>Using the pre as her sweet sticky lube she pokes the tip of his cock to her tight, ringed hole, slowly grinding her hips in circles until the crowned head pokes into her. With a low moan she sighs and sits down on the thick member, letting it slide into her warm insides slowly she arches her back
Ahh~ How about that? Even better?

>>8928306
Go fuck yourself Aya.

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>>8928127
(Don't worry about it. Besides, lucky me. Looks like it was just a false alarm. I'm ready to pick this back up whenever you're ready.)

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>>8928255
Got ya. I'll prob open with those from now on then! <3 I appreciate the input since I'm still figurin all this out

>>8927857
>>8926665
>>8926678
>>8926902
>>8927218
>>8927585
>>8927829
>>8928095
>I was joking about yesterday request about wanting a Vambre Warrior
>She shows up today
>I wasn't here for this
DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

>>8928230
Just to be clear, we're talking about Sinon from SAO, right?

>>8928369
>>I wasn't here for this
DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW

>>8928221
Bad stuff, welll my curiosity increases. What kind of bad stuff?

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>>8928369
Ask and ye shall receive, love.

>>8928336
Ayaya?

>>8928384
>>8928369
Actually, never mind. >>8928337

>>8928337
(Should I just link my reply to one of your post?)

>>8928380
Yes, that one

Aya > Hatate

>>8928258
I totally would a Sanae

>>8928389
Is there some kind of lewd sword you know about?

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>>8928258
But I'm already he- i-i mean no one plays Sanae!

>>8928395
Ayayaya.

>>8928423
YOGURT!

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>>8928388
Whips! Swords! Death! Dark Magic! Um, I heard she steps on people, too.

>>8928425
Ayaya! Ayaya! Ayaya!

I want to FUCK Aya!

>>8928442
Karen and Yoko please go.

>>8928347
No prob. It's just that when it's a drawing, those extreme proportions look a lot more natural than on a real human body, you know?

>>8928440
Those are for the ones who behave bad right? Unless she treats everyone that way.

>>8928258
We don't have a Reimu anymore

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>>8928270
>As soon as the Prinny enters her, it's instantly hit with all of the lust Etna poured inside of Nii. That alone seems to increase the Prinny's sensitivity to the point where it almost immediately fills her up with seed! It couldn't help but continue fucking he regardless, nearly instantly addicted to her! If this is how most clients would act, Nii was sure to be as good at the "private sessions" as Etna, if not better! Meanwhile, Etna's tail slowly thrust inside her ass, wanting to do anything to make Nii cum! She never stops holding onto her hand, definitely feeling that they could be best buddies without any issue!

>>8928258
But Hotaru already plays Yukari.

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>>8928437
Yoguuuuurt!

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>>8928422
I can't say it's exactly combat effective. Picture a meter-long, ribbed, purple dildo, and then slap the bugger on a classic sword hilt.

It's got other uses, but it's not something I'd use to fight.