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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXXVI cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 2!
Just listen to him Ash, alright?
A sassy bitch meets a sassy bitch. This oughta end well.
Dach is hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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Big black cock
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>>8922644
>gives some gold pieces to the host
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>>8922661
They're finger lickin good.
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>>8922644
>rushes to the passenger seat of the car
Kaha! Ya can't get it if I lick the handle! I'll be getting the front seat from here on out, so get used to it!
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>>8922644
But these credits are for my oil change!
>The Commander Droid whines, before reluctantly handing them over to evade the change of being kicked out of the arena.
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>>8922644
>Adachi rips open the trashbag and separates the items into their own respective piles, then he looks at each pile one by one, debating on what should be done.
Alright, you guys can have the guns and the drugs, I just want the money. Deal?
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>>8922685
Stop you're making me uncomfortable
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>>8922644
>Youmu actually was there, but ran off quickly, leaving an after-image.
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no deal
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>>8922644
>>8922675
>She looks all around the jeep, confusion clear on her face.
I don't understand. Where is the firearm?
>>8922585
Of course. I did say money is valueless compared to him. But you are only will get your payment when you bring me him. Oh, I should say that he has something like this as well. The only reason why I asked this big guy to come.
>>8922593
wooo! woooo!
>Was her attempt at making cooing noises.
Should we be calling you featherface now?
>>8922614
I am not even sure I am that! But you have my word. Like I said, only one person will be allowed to see it.
>>8922636
Farewell, wandering one.
>>8922655
Quite a gentlemen!
>She dusts herself off and looks at her slightly limp hand.
One with quite a grip as well. Time for a proper greeting. Salutations.
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NIGHT 2!
...This Wasp is actually way, way more useless than I thought. I have no idea how he won the first time.
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>>8922694
I don't believe it. There's no such things as aliens, ghosts or bigfoot!
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>>8922655
"Our", huh? I don't see too many of your buddies around, myself. I didn't realize you guys were that good at hiding.
>>8922691
You're not from the same world as me, you're technically alien by default, you know. And you sure could've fooled me!
>>8922644
Look, just...just let me do this. I'm tired and bored.
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>>8922694
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>>8922714
Dumbest fucking wasp I've ever seen
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>>8922694
>Adachi, while under attempting to summon a demon, wonders to himself how in the hell a toilet is helping him draw the pentagram out of blood. After a few moments, he shakes his head and brushes the thought aside, watching smoke erupt from the toilet assisted drawing.
Aw man, I wanted a demon...not some pink haired girl with a dick.
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>>8922648
C'mon man you're killing me. It's all about bragging rights. You know, being the best and making sure everyone else knows it
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>>8922694
This better be good...
I'm a busy ass demon!
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>>8922694
What is the point of this, untie us dammit!
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>>8922719
>while under
Proofread your shit, me.
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>>8922694
>A card flies from out of nowhere to cut the rope.
>She leans down over the pit of sand, her grin still present despite or because of what she did.
This may seem bad but it can be worse. Be happy in that.
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>>8922720
Not interested, then. Find somebody else ta play your schoolyard games. Not my kinda thing, sugar. Come back when you're not too scared ta go all the way on a bet 'n I'll think about it.
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DAY 3!
There's some irony in the truth using a kind of lie.
As per usual, Reigen abuses animals. Why am I even surprised anymore?
If only you could even understand what he was saying.
>>8922714
>>8922717
Their brains ARE tiny, so eh.
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>>8922644
If only I could, I don't know... Find a way to step over this bomb in my way.
Guess this is where it ends.
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>>8922691
Greetings.
So, how exactly were you floating in the air like that? Are you Force-Sensitive?
>>8922694
>The Commander Droid begins to whistle a robotic tube that's similar to the cantina theme as he tosses eggs at everyone he sees.
Hey! Just be glad these aren't grenades!
>>8922711
I'm currently the only one on the ground. If I see anything strange, I'll contact back up.
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>>8922691
Whaddya mean firearms? We don't need 'em where we're going.
Yeah, I kinda figured that out now. I kinda wish I knew how to do that shit. It'd be nice having something wash my back, or fold my clothes. Is it possible to get a motorcycle one of those?
>>8922694
As if I care if ya like or hate me. Yer nothing. Just a speck of dust in the wind that's hitting my face.
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>>8922730
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>>8922740
Well, that fucking hurt like shit.
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>>8922740
>Adachi pulls the straw from the selection and compares it to the others, a groan coming from his mouth as he realized his straw was the shortest.
Off by one again, god damn it.
I'll be back in a little bit.
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>>8922740
Now I know that guy ain't Eminem. He looks too clean and rich, actually. Why even waste yer time with a talent like that when ya would make for a nice business man.
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>>8922740
>The Commander Droid watches the two life forms create music with zero instruments!
Well, that was impressive.
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>>8922740
Huh. Actually, this made me think of something...I need to go dinosaur hunting back in Gensokyo....
>>8922743
You're a commander, right? Shouldn't you always have a squad with you? Sounds pretty, you know...customary.
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>>8922740
That was not funny!
>she throws the can down in anger, only for it to bounce back up and hit her head.
Not. One. Word.
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>>8922737
Alright look.
I just want us to kill each other. Is that so much to ask?
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NIGHT 3!
How dare you use the disguise of our god for your own nefarious misdeeds. Punishment awaits you.
Giant robots have teeth? Of course they do!
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>>8922740
Alright, tryin' my hand at this new style 'a music.
Drop.. Uh, drop that beat, homie.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Vino in the house, droppin' that sick fire,
the red blur, the rail tracer, a goddamn vampire,
call me what ya want, I don't really care,
'cause when I'm done wit' you, there'll be blood stainin' the air.
Ya better run, ya better hide, 'cause I'm after ya scent,
ya can try ta fight back but ya won't make a dent,
I'm the one that'll win, that'll take home the prize,
'n I'll grab that trophy right before your eyes.
>Drops mic
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>>8922781
It ain't dead, it just needs some loving. Shows what ya know about cute animals.
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>>8922711
That is the most sensible thing you said all day. I have no choice but to agree with you. And I did fool you. It is so amusing being unclear to others.
>>8922743
.She goes into a pondering position. Once again, beginning to float slightly above him.
Hmmm, you got me! Just natural talent I guess.
>>8922740
>>8922782
>The woman claps in a rapid manner, her grin refusing to leave her face.
No instruments at all yet-!
Encore!
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>>8922781
But I'm not into women, Suz!
>she gets dragged in, kicking and screaming.
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DAY 4!
...Never mind about that punishment for you, Damon. I've got a new target.
Rika has become one of her creations.
>>8922782
Holy shit, the madman.
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>>8922745
I will find it somewhere. Oh, the world of personas is an amazing one! I wouldn't be surprised if one of those came to be. Unfortunate that you came to me at this time however.
>>8922781
>She wipes her sweat off her forehead, proud at what she is seeing.
You can surely find a way out of this. Tataaa!
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>>8922780
Yeah, I think so, 'cause I ain't gonna be the one dyin'. If ya rephrase that ta "Vino, I want ya ta kill me," then that can be arranged, or, "Vino, I want ya ta fight me," if ya wanna save face wit' it. But I'm a man that just ain't gonna die.
>>8922795
An encore? That alone drained me, I'm outta ideas...
Ah.. How 'bout ya come back next week 'n I'll be back with a fresh one? It's hard ta write two masterpieces in a row!
>>8922820
Ho! Holy shit. This'll come in handy.
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>>8922781
>Adachi struggles to hold down the spaceship, unable to give it anesthesia as it's a spaceship and can't be anesthetized. He continues to hold it down as best as possible, unsure if this is going to work as he doesn't think spaceships have teeth.
Hurry up! This thing is struggling, I don't think I can hold it down any longer! Does this thing even have fucking teeth, you retard!?
>>8922820
>Adachi STEPS OUT OF the time machine and looks around, finding nothing but a desolate wasteland.
Well, I don't think this was a good idea. I hope I can get back, I really fucking hope I can.
>Adachi STEPS INTO the time machine, attempting to find his way back home.
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>>8922820
>Rika destroys the truth
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>>8922820
>Would a dead person still be snoring with her eyes? Maybe if that person was Elizabeth. She still did look peaceful though.
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>>8922820
>the totem dies
>but it is merely a home for the powerful soul resides inside it,which will linger forever.
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NIGHT 4!
I'd like to take this near-peace to say that Atheist is a really good fucking band.
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What is the best kind of RP?
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>>8922781
It's lily pads. What'd you expect?
>>8922795
Yeah, I kinda try and be an island of common sense in a sea of bullcrap.
>Rika groans in annoyance, rubbing at her temples.
It's a figure of speech... Is this what it's like dealing with me, but with less hostility?
>>8922820
Oh, words are not gonna describe how much I'm enjoying this. "Head on~"!
>She sings...something, in an incredibly off-key tone as she lays waste on the others.
>>8922851
That's the wrong kind of barrel roll...
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>>8922851
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>>8922861
The inclusive and interactive kind.
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>>8922820
Thanks a bunch for the help, Punkgun-san! I'll be sure to repay you eventually! Ya really helped me out.
>>8922824
It's better to be late than never, right? I dunno why coming to ya matters, but I figure all I gotta do is find a gun and shoot myself in the head like what yer boytoy did.
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>>8922851
>Adachi dons an Indian headdress and strips down to nothing but his boxers, he then stabs a staff into the ground and begins to dance around it.
Heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya
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>>8922768
Well, you see, we're on what you would say... A budget. A Jedi had previously gotten onto our ship and destroyed a large amount of our troops. We only have 17 B1 Battle Droids, 3 B2 Battle Droids, 1 Destroyer Droid, and 1 Tactician Droid. Along with our General, General Grievous.
>>8922781
>The droid struggles to free itself from the rope, but it's far too week to break them.
Well, that was just rude!
>>8922795
Roger Roge...
>The Commander Droid goes though a quick scan of the woman's body, searching for medoclor- I mean, possible force readings, but fails to find anything.
Well, you definitely are not strong with the force.
>>8922820
There nothing wrong with keeping them shut! Besides, the light hurts my photo-receptors...
>>8922851
And Grievous would have loved those kyper crystals!
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>>8922868
autism
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>>8922851
>he narrowly dodges the attack
The fuck was that about!? Yer aiming at the wrong guy, fuck face! Stop picking a fight with people who're minding their own business!
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>>8922864
The kind that doesn't exist in HG.
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>>8922851
Don't judge me, i need something to drink and i'm out of ranch.
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>>8922881
Eh, there's a fair amount of avas that do it well.
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DAY 5!
Knowing Reigen, he'd just lay them out in the sun and watch them die.
That's not really the revenge I had in mind for him, but it'll do for now.
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>>8922885
With any luck he'll hit a sharp rock on the way down. Or fall off a cliff.
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>>8922884
Like who?
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>>8922884
Nope, don't exist.
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>>8922885
>>8922895
With any luck, he'll survive but come out with a fucked up face. I'm getting tired of him bragging about being hot shit all because the dude looks like a chick.
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ASGORE IS SO FUCKING BASED
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>>8922885
>Adachi steps out of his makeshift hideout after successfully making it rain last night, he then stretches and a smile forms on his lips as he feels the warm rays of the sun against his face.
Today feels like it's going to be a good day. I don't see any bitches and I don't see any whores, gonna be a fun day indeed.
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>>8922885
I can buy so much energy pizza and ranch with all if these!
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>>8922885
I just want those Kyber Crystals.
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>>8922896
If I say any I'll just be called out for being biased or samefagging, so there's really no point in naming specific people. At the very least I think I try to do it well, even though "myself" isn't really a credible answer. I'd say just anyone who ends most of their posts with a question.
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>>8922876
...Alright, so you're lucky I understand as much as I do about your stuff, but don't your ships stock, like...several thousands?
>>8922885
I blame the so-called psychic.
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>>8922911
Hah! I think that one's even better than mine, actually. He's a pain in your ass too? Guess I shouldn't be surprised, he is a pretty massive dickhead.
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NIGHT 5!
How does it feel knowing an entire hockey team watched you die?
First disrespecting the totem, now that? You are going to be one unlucky fucker for the rest of your life.
Angry pupper has herculean strength.
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>>8922929
>blaming men
typical rika
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>>8922833
That must be it. That took all of your brain juice. I can wait until you refill on that. Until next time!
>>8922862
Hmm? Am I making you realize something of yourself? With the way you reacted, I had no idea you would do anything like that.
>>8922865
If only if it was that simple. Only certain people are chosen to wield such a power with me being the ones that govern them. But have carelessly abandoned my duties of that so you must seek someone else. If you do try to use the gun method, no ifs, ands or buts, you WILL die.
>>8922876
You keep speaking of this force thing. Should I know of it? Will it bring me endless power and endless enjoyment?
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>>8922923
Some people just say a five-word question, even if it's a small minority.
Would you say that most of the people with RP like that would be oldfags?
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>>8922935
>Merlina sinks back into the darkness
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>>8922935
You're dead. Nah, you're actually dead tomorrow mornin'. You were already gettin' under my skin, but you've just shot up ta the top 'a my kill list. Good luck, buddy.
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>>8922848
Plugsuits are God's gift to this earth.
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Newfags > Oldfags
Prove me wrong.
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>>8922934
Course he's a pain in my ass. He gives a shit about things that don't matter. Why the fuck they allow someone like him in here is beyond me. This is a place for fighting, not for flaunting around like there ain't people bleeding all around ya.
>>8922935
>paints a big "X" on Rika's face
It ain't tic-tac-toe, but it's pretty close. At least now I can pretend yer bitch ass is dead.
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>>8922935
>Adachi grabs the megaphone and shouts into it, but his voice doesn't come out amplified. With a confused look on his face, Adachi looks over the megaphone to see if he missed a switch to turn it on before it was snatched from his possession
How do I---hey, what the hell are you doing?
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F E A S T B O Y S
Oh, sure, beat up the black guy.
Hey, I warned you, didn't I?
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>>8922861
The 9750+ letter kind.
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Voidfags > Other fags
Prove me wrong
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>>8922948
Nah, definitely not. There are an equal amount of oldfags with good RP as there are newfags or midfags. The only difference between the tier of fags is the amount of impact their word has and the amount people shitpost them. I don't think tier of fag determines your RP skill.
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>>8922959
It goes like this
Newfags > Oldfags > Midfags > Nufags = Voidfags
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>>8922968
>He doesn't rp with 9850+ numbers
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>>8922935
I never liked this game.
>>8922941
Only how aggravating I must be when I come off all smug all the time. At least people are likely to overlook it with you.
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>>8922973
Swap Nufags and Midfags and it's perfect.
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>>8922963
Right? I'm the same way, I get where you're comin' from. Gettin' real sick of people comin' here ta chitchat or people scared of a bit 'a blood. Ya fight yourself, or just come here ta watch the violence?
>>8922967
That's for throwin' eggs at me, asshole.
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>>8922970
I see. What is the worst kind of RP to you?
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I like short 3 sentence interactions between characters more because the flow is better and more natural than ones that are significantly longer.
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>>8922967
>Adachi reaches into his waistband and pulls out his Nambu Model 60 pistol and sneaks behind Eric, where he then bashes Eric in the back of his head and steals part of his lunch money while he's down.
Nothing personal, kid.
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DAY 6!
The spirit of Vic lingers in Rika.
How unfortunate that you, of all tributes, caught on fire.
Reigen does the stupidest thing imaginable in front of a cop.
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>>8922994
How short is "short"?
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>>8922996
It was supposed to be our game...
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>>8922999
3 sentences
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>>8922996
>meme tier ending coming up
Yeah, I'm out. Thanks for hosting, Asgore.
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>>8922929
You under estimate these Jedi. They're terrifying! They can mow down droids like no one else!
>>8922935
>The Commander Droid watches them stare him down as he slowly sinks into the sand pit.
You know I can't suffocate!
Oh well, I guess I'll just count the seconds go by until my circuit board fries out.
>>8922941
It's a little hard to explain, but it's basically this magic life force that encompasses every living thing. If you can harness it, you can become an amazing Sith! Or one of those lowly Jedi. That's what Grievous explained to us. He also said that machines are incapable of using the force, which is incredibly unfair if you ask me.
>The Commander Droid quickly runs though a simulation in his processor of what it would be like for him to have force powers.
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>Adachi replies to every slide
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>>8922996
>Adachi watches as Reigen pulls a knife out and sighs, he then pulls his Nambu Model 60 pistol out once more and simply shoots Reigen slightly left of the center of his chest.
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>>8923007
bitch ass nigga i meant the sentences
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>>8922996
Ow! What the hell was that for!?
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If adachi replies to this I'll change my avatar
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NIGHT 6!
A fucking dead person and a dead-fucking person gives us our final three.
>>8923008
Good night!
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>>8922988
This may be a strange answer, but I find myself annoyed MOST by the people that regularly type paragraphs. Anywhere else, that would be perfectly acceptable, but I think of HG as only a half-RP community. Sure, yes, RP is encouraged, but most people are trying to juggle replying to slides and, let's be honest, a lot of people are just doing this on the side while they play vidya/watch something/even work. Not many people want to dedicate themselves to high-quality RP here, and the people that type a fuckton, fall behind slides to post a response to 7 of them at once, or just overwhelm people with 5-10 lines of response are the people that really annoy me the most.
Runners-up would really just be people that never ask questions in their RP, or people that don't bring up anything their partner said. People that completely ignore their partner's post and just continue on, like they were only waiting their turn to post again.
And obviously people that just spew their character's wikipedia entry.
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>>8923023
>That first event
Spergout incoming
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>>8923023
Theres some deeper meaning here...
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>>8922996
I didn't realize Vic was this annoying to listen to! Alright, alright, I'll fix you! Just GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>>8923012
Sooo...how does a jedi block several hundred guns aimed at them at the same time? How about explosives?
>>8923023
Even from beyond, I'll still kick your ass. Ha-ha...good one, Ash, I'm not even mad.
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>>8923022
>Adachi pulls out his phone and responds to this post using the Clover application, as he closes his phone, his face is ripped off and he dies a rather painful and excruciating death as described in >>8923023
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>>8922941
I can't have any fun, can I? I just want myself a nice little demon bike, and ya gotta rain on my parade.
How about instead of getting money from ya, ya give me a demon motorcycle instead? One that looks badass and that'll scare the shit outta everyone that sees it.
>>8922967
Is this supposed to impress me? I've seen this far too often. They ain't even making this fun to watch.
>>8922984
I'm fighting for myself while looking for some way to get some cash. I need it for something important. A lot is on the line here, so I can't be assed to mess around with people like that Ash kid. At least he's an easy kill. Boring, but easy. How about yerself?
>>8922996
Just another couple of minutes. This bed's really comfy.
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>>8923023
>I honestly can't respond to this after that comment. Sorry, but bravo, Asgore. I hope my hosting dialogue can be anywhere near as entertaining as yours. Not even suckin dick, just bein genuine, 10/10. GG.
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DAY 7!
On...certain websites, yes.
>>8923033
...Ash Crimson is behind everything?
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>>8923014
>shutter stock Jews have gotten to the anime
How soon until we have to pay fees for each image we have downloaded and additional royalties for each time we post it?
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>>8923023
I don't mean to be one of those guys, but I gotta do what I gotta do. I hope ya understand, kid.
>>8923045
I can't wait to beat the fuck outta that nim wad. He'd really grinding my fucking gears lately.
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>>8923023
Don't you mean a dead dead-person-fucking person?
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>>8922975
And why ever could that be?
>The woman begins to lounge on her back, kicking her legs back and forth thinking about it.
Is it because they think I'm prettier than you?
>>8923012
It must be because you lack a soul. Just gain one and you should be able to use that awesome power just like everyone else.
>>8923026
I was wondering if I was doing good or not. I am doing good, right?
>>8923041
It would be incredibly difficult. And painful as well. But you are doing so much for me already, I cannot just ignore your request, can I? I shall see what I can do.
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>>8923045
My show is probably more popular then you, but you don't see me bragging about it.
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>>8923039
heh... nothin personnel edmonton, but now I'm the bruins
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NIGHT 7!
That sounds about right for Ash.
>>8923044
Oh, it's not that good. It's just sometimes, the stars align, and inspiration strikes. But thank you.
>>8923063
Well, he's a now-dead dead-person-fucking person, yes.
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>>8923041
No grand goal or nothin', just here ta get exercise. Stay in shape tha best way I know how, y'know? Back at home I had ta wait 'till I got another target, but here I can just kill whoever I want. Definitely a nice change.
Ya mentioned cash? I don't think many people here carry their wallets with 'em, 'least not a lot of money. Somebody payin' ya? Seems pretty unreliable.
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Adachi replying to every slide he's in has me terrified.
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Are you an Assman or a Titsman
Answer with reason.
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>>8923035
Lightsaber are well-known for deflecting blaster shots right back at the shooter.
And grenades can just be thrown right back with the force.
>The Droid leans in a bit, slightly covering his hand over his "mouth" as he whispers this next part;
And just between you and me, not all droids are programmed equally. Most have really terrible processors.
>>8923068
And how exactly do I do that?
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>>8923029
Alright, I see. Paragraphs are okay in moderation, I guess, but not regularly.
Well, are there anymore pet peeves when it comes to RP for you?
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>>8923083
T I T S
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DAY 8!
Hey guys, guess what episode of HG it's going to be?
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>>8923083
Tits because they're objectively superior and have purpose compared to ass
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>>8923083
Titsman.
Because poop doesn't come from there.
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>>8923083
Both.
Seriously though, tits are fucking gureto.
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JOIN GUYA BEING DUDES NOW
WE EVEN HAVE OUR OWN WEBSITE!
onlydudes.com
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Annnnd it's over!
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>>8923083
The most important part is the soul
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>>8923104
sole*
>Shion
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>>8923089
For fucks sake
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>>8923102
I wonder how that happened.
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>>8923068
You're perfect just the way you are.
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CONGRATULATIONS GINSHI SHIRAZU!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8923112
You gotta cut back on the ranch, man.
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>>8923068
I suppose ya could ignore my request. I'd have to kill ya both, but there ain't nothing stopping ya from taking yer man once I find him again and running off.
>>8923073
Ya know what sounds about right? Me beating the fuck outta that guy. I'm gonna make him wish his mother was never born.
>>8923074
Ya know, ya could jog or something. But hey, I ain't gonna tell ya what to do. Yer a grown man. Just make sure yer not gonna turn into a clown like that freckled freak. It's bad enough he's coming here in the first place.
I few are. Some little girl named Suika promised me 500,000 yen if I kick her ass, and that Elizabeth chick said she'd pay me handsomely if I find her soon-to-be husband. It ain't all that bad in this area, I tell ya what.
>>8923089
Boy, ya better not snitch on me.
>>8923102
That's right. Fuck ya and yer girly face.
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>>8923094
>>8923093
>>8923091
>>8923087
Okay, over these past few weeks, I've tried my best to change and not be a shit but-
fuck all your mothers, ass is the truth, you fucking twats. I'll fight you in real life, piece of shit autists
>Flips the table and leave
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>>8923111
Fuck I kek'd
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>>8923068
You know it. Well, that and the fact that you're not as blunt about it. People prefer a tease rather than the straight point, apparently.
>>8923085
Arm a third of your average ship with snipers and rockets. I don't think that they can handle that many blasters all at once, either. Your tactical droid ever thought of that? How about arming some people with physical shotguns? There's no way they could handle that, right?
>>8923102
And now I'm just disappointed.
>>8923118
Congrats, you. THanks again for this.
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But first, the Placements.
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>>8923121
I'm with you hosh.
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>>8923118
Congrats! And thanks for the game, Asgore.
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>>8923121
F-Fuck, Hoshi, you told me I could only pick one.
Both are like yin and yang.
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>>8923083
Shapes are nice when they are round and not pointy.
>They're both good but I prefer the former. I can find a woman with an average chest and great hips attractive but not the other way around.
>>8923085
I have no idea. I heard that finding kinship is a great start to it. Find some friends and you will be well on your way!
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>>8923121
Agree
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>>8923118
See what happens when ya get my gender right? I don't feel the need to drop out. Told ya I'd kick ass. Told ya real good too.
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>>8923118
Congratulations.
>>8923126
Thanks for the game,Asgore.
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>>8923083
Ass
When a girl has wide hips and nice thighs too it makes the ass look so fuckin umf.
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>>8923126
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
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And the probably-not-fucked-up Summary!
Did Day 1 really have no deaths? That's...rare, I suppose.
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>>8923083
Do I have ta pick one? Legs're the best, 'n I don't know why those ain't ever included as one'a the options.
>>8923086
>I agree, but paragraphs should really only be used (in my opinion) when it's necessary to show the required detail of an action. If you feel like adding depth to a conversation, you really can't do it in just one and a half lines, so sometimes that sort of thing has to be a bit longer. That's totally fine in my book, and it's why I tried to cram in the word "regularly" there. Maybe I didn't push that bit hard enough, but yeah, paragraphs from time to time are totally fine.
>I think I've hit all my major pet peeves. Most of the others are just personal things that I won't ever really make a fuss about, like if I don't "feel" like my partner is trying or if I feel like an RP just isn't getting anywhere/is just chitchat time after time. If I had to say one thing that I'd recommend to improve EVERYONE'S RP no matter who you are, even myself, it would be to include more action in RP. Not necessarily action as in explosions or fighting, but maybe travel somewhere. Play a game of cards. Hell, even just share a smoke. Those kinds of little flavour interactions make RP so much more memorable and vivid.
>>8923120
Trust me, I was part 'a the circus, I've heard all the exercise routines. Killin' people just works up a sweat like nothin' else, I'll tell ya. It's the adrenaline rush, I think.
Anyway, I'll add on to that cash stack. Ya said 500,000? I'll pay ya that in dollars if ya manage ta even scratch me in the arena. How's that? 'Course, I want somethin' in return if I manage ta kill ya.
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>>8923126
danke
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>>8923141
Still fucked
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>>8923141
um
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Aikawa's tools are broken; water is wet.
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I'm done replying to every slide for the night.
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>>8923146
Vino, love ya man, but
tldr
my autistic attention span only works for so long
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>>8923126
>thanks for hosting
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>>8923125
>>8923130
>>8923135
>>8923140
Thanks. Ya can all go fuck yerselves.
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>>8923102
>>8923118
>>8923126
Good job.
>The droid would a thumbs-up, if he had one.
>>8923125
You know how expensive that would be? Droids are built cheep for reason.
And what is a "shotgun"? I can't find any such weapon in my database.
>>8923132
Friends? If it will get me force powers, I'll try it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08
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>>8923146
For that last bit, does it count if it's describing actions and what the character does?
>Anon motions to this exact line to make a point.
For example.
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>>8923167
>thanks for the entertainment, based Dachman.
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>>8923115
This answer pleases me greatly. I will continue to be perfect in my own way.
>>8923120
I was just pondering. I wouldn't want to be forced to kill someone that is helping me so much. You got yourself a deal.
>She extends her hand, jerking her head back.
Shake?
>>8923125
I wouldn't know for sure. I haven't heard any comment on my supposed prettiness since my arrival here. If you want, I could teach you how to be that way.
>>8923126
You were wonderful out there, man with no name! Congratulations and thank you once again for hosting this.
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>>8923171
Now that's just uncalled for.
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>>8923154
Does this cunt ever smile
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>>8923176
And it will be better for everyone!
>She begins to float back down to the ground, her face still in pondering mode.
But who would be friends with a robot? That is the one dollar question.
>>8923167
Oh, are you going to sleep. Tata now.
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>>8923168
>Basically "do more physical things in RP instead of just chitchatting all the time"
>That's advice that goes out to everyone, myself included
>also I love you too Anon
>>8923182
>Sorta. I'd say that's definitely -DEFINITELY- a good step in the right direction and that sort of thing makes me feel like my partner is at least trying to put effort into the interaction.
>An example would be when I was playing Makoto, and someone was playing Lilith from BOI. We went out and had an adventure in the forest, and they tamed a bear. That was fun! It was different, it was unique, and it has stuck with me to this day. It was memorable! I think that's what more people should strive for in their RP, myself included. I would do this more, if I didn't have reservations about anon attention.
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>>8923204
kinda
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>>8923118
Congratulations on winning, mullato.
>>8923126
Third aint to bad, i'll give myself a pat on the back for that. Thanks for hosting my man.
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>>8923146
Yer for real? Yer not fucking with me, are ya? I already messed ya up with that colored guy not so long ago. I'm sure as shit I can do it again!
But hell, I'll take ya up on that offer! If ya win, I'll give ya the motorcycle I've got. How's that for ya?
>>8923190
Forced to...what? No! I'm the one that'll kill ya! I ain't letting ya scratch my face!
>without even thinking, he grabs her hand, squeezes it, and shakes it three times before letting go
I dunno what we're shaking on, but yer gonna regret the day ya mention murdering me!
>>8923196
The hell it ain't! The hell is a kiddie like yerself gonna do bout it?
>>8923200
Thank ya for finally giving me what's mine!
But if ya get it wrong ever again I'll chop ya up and serve ya to the poor.
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>>8923221
cute
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>>8923222
>>8923226
No problemo. Thanks for playing.
I'd say it's been a great day for HG, and overall things have been very, very good lately. Let's keep this momentum rolling. Have a good night, everyone. Stay classy.
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>>8923212
Aw shit nigga, I think I might be improving in my RP if that's the case.
Thanks for your time. I'd ask you more questions, but I have nothing else to ask.
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>>8923222
The fuck's a mullato?
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Whatever this is
first something
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>>8923211
Not sleep, more like I feel my roleplay is hindered by the fact I'm attempting to reply to every slide with a respectable sized post considering the time between slides.
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>>8923221
cute
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>>8923236
Reigen Arataka
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>>8923138
>>8923083
>Many times over that.
>>8923171
Yeah? You too.
>>8923176
Well, do you want cheapness, or do you want effectiveness, huh?
It's a pretty crude weapon. A firearm, not one of your fancy blasters. Instead of a single, solid round, in this case, it'd instead fire several pellets, and spread to hit an area...to keep it simple. Can't block THAT many shots at once, huh?
>>8923190
Even "average" beats out me when it comes to that.
>She shakes her head after a second.
...Eeeeh...I'm too tired to take you up on that. Rika, by the way.
>>8923236
Rika
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>>8923236
Adachi
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>>8923236
Natsuko Ooshima
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>>8923236
Len
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>>8923236
Cirno
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>>8923229
Have a good night. Can't wait to see what else ya have for us tomorrow.
>>8923236
Ginshi Shirazu
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>>8923236
Damon Gant
>glad to see a game from you again.
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>>8923236
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>8923236
Maria and Harusame
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>>8923226
>she puts her hand on her swords handle.
I could beat some sense into you.
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>>8923236
Mao Amatsuka
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>>8923236
Vino
>>8923230
>At the end of the day this is just one man's opinion and the most important thing, no fluff intended, is to have fun. If you aren't having fun you burn out and shit gets real stale real fast.
>>8923226
Good as anything else, 'least the stakes are there. Alright, you're on. Lemme tell ya, though, that ya never know what ta expect around here. One second you'll take somebody out easy as hell, 'n the next, they'll make ya feel pain ya ain't never felt before. Don't get too cocky with this sorta stuff.
>He holds his hand out for a shake.
Now let's seal the deal. Last chance ta back out.
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>>8923236
Woman in Blue Clothes
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>>8923236
Youmu Konpaku
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>>8923236
Futaba Sakura
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>>8923236
The Sonic Totem
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>>8923236
Garen Crownguard
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>>8923236
Spider puss
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>>8923236
Fujiwara no Fumokou
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>>8923236
Suz
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>>8923236
Mild Mannered Pate
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>>8923236
Boston Bruins
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>>8923138
Agreed.
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>>8923211
And Battle Droids aren't exactly seen as "friendly" around most of the galaxy either.
>>8923236
Commander Droid.
>>8923243
The CIS Army values Quantity over Quality. As long as we can manage to out-number the Clone Army, we have a higher-chance of winning.
And that weapon sounds interesting, but Jedi can carry entire boulders without even breaking a sweat, do I doubt it would be effective.
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>>8923236
Eggman-kun
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>>8923236
Baki
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>>8923236
Togame
>>
Did you even read the rules?
>>
Guy tell me what happened. whenever i do something with my jaw my right ear, and only my right ear, hurts in the middle, bony area.
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>>8923236
Cirno Herrington
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>>8923236
Plague Knight
>Good thing I checked the thread one last time.
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>>8923303
Everything seems to be in order,let's begin.
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>>8923303
I accept this challenge.
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>>8923303
T-There are rules?
I thought we just kill eachother?
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>>8923310
PLEASE SWAP IN THIS LE BASED MADMAN
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>>8923304
You have cancer
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>>8923303
i haven't lost in this in a while
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>>8923303
>>Swap.
>>8923270
>>8923310
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>>8923303
Roger Roger.
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>>8923303
>Youmu looks back at the entry for the rules.
I don't see any. Did you burn them up again?
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>>8923232
>google says it's someone with a white and black parents or something, but i think eric says it as a college nickname thing like bro and dude.
You know what it means brotendo, now why don't hit some of this ranch with me.
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>>8923304
TMJ or Ear infection
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>>8923236
Eric Andre
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Quads?
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>>8923226
I love overconfident boys. It makes it that much fun to see their face twisted in fear.
>A blue flame appears on the hands of both of them as the shake goes on and the arena turns darker. Once finished, everything returns to normal.
About me getting your motorcycle persona. The only thing I will regret is if you face me and lose.
>>8923229
Until we meet in the world known as tomorrow. Take care.
>>8923237
Aww, must be out of gas. If it makes you feel any better, I was enjoying your show when I was finished.
>>8923243
I heard there are people that prefer little girls. Maybe another time then. You may call me Elizabeth. That is my name after all.
>>8923290
Friends don't have to be friendly. Or so I've been told. They just need to be there. Like this horrible monster heading towards us.
>>8923303
I looked up down and all around and didn't see any rules to this. Could you relinquish my spot>>8923261
to him?>>8923310
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>>8923340
D-DEAN!?
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>>8923256
I'd like to see ya try. Yer not the only one that has a sword, ya know. I'd be careful if I were ya.
>Ginshi brings his Tsunagi close to him
I haven't really used this all that much, but I could still fuck ya up with it.
>>8923260
Yer telling me. I've gotta beaten left and right, up and down, side to side before. I dunno how it happens, but it does and it fucking hurts. I know I ain't weak, but some of the people here have some sorta newfound power when they get into the arena. It's gotta be some magic bullshit.
>he grabs his hand and shakes it
Yer on, kid. I ain't gonna show ya mercy.
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>>8923341
Close.
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That swap changed everything. But what happened before?
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>>8923338
WELCOME TO THE VELVET ROOM
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>>8923303
Oh shoot. Towards him>>8923335
then?
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>>8923350
Too l8 m8...
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>>8923290
A boulder is one thing, and it's not moving. A shotgun? Dozens, moving VERY fast. Besides, they wouldn't see it coming, either.
But hey, that's your problem, not mine, I'm just spitballing.
>>8923338
I'm just. Short. And those people are kinda creepy anyhow, you know? Not to mention my own preferences...Elizabeth. Classy-soundign.
>>8923348
STOP FREEZING ME!
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>>8923338
>The Commander Droid looks around, but can't seem to find the monster that she was talking about.
What monster?
>>8923348
I'm out of here!
>The Commander Droid runs through the arena, trying to avoid any contact with the other warriors.
>>8923357
I'm sure we'll figure out a way to beat those Jedi ourselves. Thanks.
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>>8923348
>>8923357
Huh, why are you so mad, I got you inside.
I thought that's what you wanted. Either way, have fun
>drops the bag she was being smuggled in mid-flight
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>>8923236
Yukine
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>>8923373
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i love cock worship before i enter games
>Yukine
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>>8923329
>he takes the bottle of Hidden Valley ranch and opens it up
Yer a sick son of a bitch, guy. I dunno anyone that likes this shit.
>Gishin starts downing the bottle of ranch, only to throw it back up seconds later
As I've said, it's fucking shit. Can't believe ya actually eat this crud.
>>8923338
Like that's an option. I wouldn't be running my mouth if I wasn't so sure about this. Yer gonna regret doing whatever it is ya did with that flame trick, Eliz-san.
>>8923348
There ain't much else to do when everyone's running like the wind.
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>>8923344
Challenge accepted. Your swords don't stand a chance against my youkai forged blade!
>>8923348
>I don't even wanna know where she hid Youmu, considering she had no bags...
Thanks for the lift, Maria.
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>>8923348
Don't get lost in the desert.
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>>8923344
Careful who you're callin' kid. You're talkin' to a man with a wife n' kids of his own, when you look like you ain't even got a hair on your chest yet. Nobody ever teach ya to respect your elders?
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>>8923383
I don't get why you do this
I don't think it does anything
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>>8923388
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>>8923388
Can we just start again tomorrow?
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>>8923403
bump the game
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Eggman-kun, you here?
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>>8923388
It's purely platonic. Don't get the wrong idea!
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>>8923388
I really shouldn't have taken all that static energy.
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>>8923388
I do hope you are cheering for me. It won't change my fate but it would make me feel like a winner.
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>>8923386
Alright dude, more for me then. *chugs the ranch while wandering off*
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WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
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>>8923426
I want to bust multiple nuts inside Elizabeth.
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>>8923435
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Goodnight, HG.
Sorry I haven't been using Inkling too much, I've been wanting to use Futaba more.
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>>8923387
Ya can't be so sure of yerself, kid. I don't have any strong feeling towards ya one way or another. Killing ya would be pretty damn satisfying too.
>he holds the sword up so the blade touches her cheek
But hey, I welcome ya to try and touch me. Whaddya have to lose?
>>8923390
Yer for serious? I never would've guessed. Ya look pretty young. Kinda like nineteen or so.
>he picks at whatever food is stuck in between his shark teeth
Nah. I don't care for respect. What's it good for when it has no meaning besides brownnosing?
>>8923430
That guy's something else. Wish I understood just how fucked up he was on whatever drugs he has.
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>>8923438
>breaks your neck
die
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>>8923445
Nighto
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>>8923403
Shouldn't have ate that in my opinion.
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Theres a terrorist in this thread right now
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>>8923349
This place exists between dream, reality, mind and matter...
It makes me miss having to leave it.
>>8923354
I am aware. What a bummer for both of us.
>>8923357
I never did say they weren't creepy. Just that there would be some people that would find it attractive. A welcoming name, isn't it? It can make even someone as different as I seem like a good person. Not too sure about Rika however.
>>8923386
Then we share something in common. You already seen the amount of things I can survive. That wasn't my doing, if you believe that happened. Maybe something significant will occur from this meeting and bond?
>>8923370
>She points down to the ground, a puny scorpion approaching them.
That one right there. I have heard that some fear them greatly.
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>>8923460
Oh shit,you think it might be candleja
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>>8923458
You're right, I am the best!
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>>8923460
it wasn't me
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>>8923460
Gasp
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>>8923445
Night, tomorrows dinner.
>>8923458
I'm kinda shocked that they let these poor bastard drive around freely. Talk about unsafe work environments.
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>>8923445
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>>8923438
That wouldn't be too wise. I am not a nutcracker, you see.
>>8923445
Take care.
>>8923458
>She looks at the man looking at her. She tries to get his attention by waving only to fail.
Guess am not attractive.
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>>8923460
Uncivilized monkeys. Do not worry, he will be taken care of.
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>>8923458
For the record, I disagree with what just happened.
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>>8923448
Serious, a wife, a daughter 'n a son. Wouldn't lie about somethin' like that, nor would I talk up respect for no reason. It's for not gettin' on the wrong sides 'a the wrong people. I don't much need it personally, but I'd rather not drag the people I'm affiliated with inta unneeded conflict. Respect can get ya far in life, 'n it don't mean ya gotta kiss ass, either. Just know who deserves it 'n ya won't have ta worry about nothin' bitin' ya back. In my business, respect runs in the same vein as currency. Don't act like you're above it. That'll only get ya in deep shit.
>>8923458
C'mon! Ya feelin' my hits through that armor? I see blood!
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>>8923486
Falsetto.
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>>8923486
Watch where you're going, I'm trying to stand here
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>>8923370
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
>>8923458
>>8923462
Those people...seriously weird me out. It's not normal...and yeah, it's all flowery, and Rika is all...harsh.
...I think what just happened's pretty indicative of how I'm doing right now.
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>>8923486
>The box is one clearly shaped like an axe with a bow on top of it as well.
I cannot tell what this may be. But it seems barbaric.
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>>8923458
I knew getting I to a fight with a nutjob like him was a bad idea...
I didn't know though, that people weighing over 300 pounds can move at blinding speeds. There aren't many things that can scare me, but that man in the skirt is definitely one of them now...
>>8923460
Shocking revelation.
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>>8923496
You should never buy more than one of those. They tend to cancel each other out in the long run.
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>>8923458
(Running out of commander droid images.)
>The Comannder Droid begins whistling a chip-tune version of the Cantina Theme one again.
>>8923460
It certainly isn't me!
>>8923462
>The Droid looks down, and sure enough, there's a tiny scorpion right in front of them.
Oh....
>The Commander Droid pulls out his blaster pistol from his back and quickly fires at the scorpion, turning into a charred corpse.
That wasn't so hard.
>>8923486
You go over to that dangerous ravine, meanwhile, I'll scope out this beautiful countryside. That's completely fair.
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>>8923445
>goodnight squiddy.
>>8923448
>before you can even see her move, her Roukanken is up against your crotch.
Well for one, I'm unmatched when it comes to speed. You so much try to cut my cheek, and I'll turn you into a woman. Your move.
>>8923458
Dear RNGesus, please grant me a spot in the top 5. I do not wish to push my luck with you.
>>8923486
Not the best, but it will do for now.
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>>8923513
jobbing pals
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>>8923513
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>>8923462
I guess yer right. Who knows what'll happen. I ain't no expert on bonds, but something tells me yer not gonna be all that hard to work with. I gotta say, it wouldn't be all that bad if ya gave me a hint as to where this guy yer looking for likes to visit. Yesterday was all luck, but I need more info on the guy's likes and dislikes.
>>8923486
Great. Yer the last thing I wanted to see today. Don't ya have some frogs to be freezing?
>>8923494
I am above it. It ain't necessary for me, at least not in my worldview.
To make things short, I'm a squad leader for a team of investigators. I'm the one that should be respected, even if I'm not all that good at it.
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>>8923513
Wouldn't it be funny if on this hike, we encounter a bear and it eats us? No one would know what became of us or care otherwise.
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>>8923526
Ya remind me of myself ten years ago. Got a lot ta learn, but ya don't think ya do.
>The assassin sits down in an armchair and kicks his legs up, nodding towards the man.
Ya got a family? Close or distant? People ya care about? Friends? A woman?
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>>8923513
>The Droid carefully sneaks past the sleeping girl as he retrieves the package quietly.
I'm sure she won't miss this...
>He then dashes away as fast as he can before she can wake up.
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>>8923519
>at the same speed, Ginshi moves away from the fast loli. What looks to be a spiky tail shoots out of his shoulder as he distances himself
Like hell I'm gonna let ya dress me as a woman! Ya want an early grave, then I'll give ya an early grave.
>as if they were missiles, the spikes on the tail-like object shoot out at Youmu at surprising speeds
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>>8923513
Did you write that down for later?
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>>8923571
See, it was real weird. Not somethin' I usually dream about. Normally, I'm just killin' somebody with a knife or a gun, but I was actually stranglin' ya with your own scarf. Fun little spin on things, ain't it?
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>>8923513
>
>>8923558
>the package contained a new wetstone for sharpening her sword. While not really important, she was looking forward to trying it out the next day.
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>>8923545
The only relative I have is my sister, and she's currently in a hellish condition right now. She's the one I'm trying to raise money for, in case ya wanted to know. Other than my squad members that's all. What the hell is it to ya?
>>8923571
Ya couldn't have picked anyone better?
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>>8923571
>She stirs awake, feeling very groggy. Looking at her reflection at a lake, she tries to wipe off the dried blood under her nose.
Must remember. This is only fun for a while.
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>>8923571
Feudalism.
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>>8923571
>The Commander Droid takes a moment to quickly weigh the odds of her destroying him immediately after the betrayal, and they aren't good.
>>8923583
>The droid quickly opens the package, only to end up disappointed.
A rock? What a piece of junk!
>The droid remarks before he tosses the thing out without a single care.
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>>8923503
Relationships of that nature is not normal? Huh. I suppose that is one thing to remember. The more I talk to you, the more it sounds like you dislike yourself. Do I need to end this?
>>8923514
>She picks up the the corpse, tilting her head at it.
It could've made a great friend to you.
>She then puts it in her mouth, chewing before swallowing it.
It did make a great snack however.
>>8923526
He was always at his school if that helps. But it doesn't, I have yet to see an of them here. I keep forgetting. Your name, I can't let you live if you know mine without yours. Just kidding.
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>>8923566
>using her swordsmanship, she deflects each one with ease.
Too slow!
>>8923571
>their minds get switched.
Uh... I gotta go, you win!
>she, er... He runs off.
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>>8923587
Lemme put it this way. Say ya piss off the wrong guy. A guy that knows how ta get information. That guy, real determined type, he finds out where your sister is. Who she is. She breaks inta her place, when you're out tryin' ta make money, since he's monitored your routine. The guy rapes her. He takes advantage 'a your sister, cuts her up, then lets his boys at her. His whole gang take turns with her, 'n then they kill her. Gunshot to the head. You come home to a note 'n a corpse, just 'cause you were an asshole to the wrong guy.
Get it? That's the world -I- come from.
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>>8923601
Road to 0
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>>8923601
Don't believe everything that you remember about tonight. Make it 40% at most.
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>>8923644
That thing don't cut through bone like ya think it does, big guy!
..I'll just wait 'till he runs outta fuel. Won't be long.
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>>8923644
It may be rude to say but I don't think they could win a battle against wet tissue paper. At least none of them are as worthless as my brother.
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>>8923615
>The Comannder watches in disgust as the human eats what remained of the dead arachnid.
Ew...
>>8923644
The one time I want to die and I get spared, just my luck...
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>>8923571
I'm too tired for this.
>>8923644
I'm not touching anything you have to offer, fairy, keep it to yourself!
>>8923615
I wouldn't consider any relationship based off of one party's fetish to be "normal". Maybe I do, maybe I do....
I'm not at the point of passing out, but I'm getting there.
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Is it bad to save crossover pics?
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>>8923644
Now I'm not an expert on nephelococcygia, so I'll just let this one talk for itself.
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>>8923675
Fallacy.
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THE
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>>8923675
>The Droid manages to swipe one of the woman's cards right from her, and begins to scan them intensely.
What are these things?
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>>8923693
PAGIES
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Sorry to all those people I'm leaving to hang dry, but I gotta go somewhere. See ya later, fuckers.
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Gentlemen. We have entered the stage of advanced warfare.
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>>8923700
Later. Take a lesson from what I told ya.
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>>8923644
I should find who this belongs to. They may need it.
>she reads the label
>it says: erectile dysfunction medication prescribed for King Knight.
>she tosses it in the trash, and walks away.
>>8923675
That's the last thing I expected from you, Adachi... What's the catch?
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>>8923698
ARE
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>>8923666
>>8923675
I heard they are edible as well. I intend on trying anything that is slightly so in this world. Hmm. I feel somewhat lighter. I wonder why.
>>8923671
I am certain some fun can be had if one was based on such a thing. But it seems it would get dull fast without some creativity. Ah! So that is it then? Children do need their sleep after all. Do make sure to get some soon.
>>8923674
You are your own judge, and jury. Maybe executioner as well.
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>>8923687
We all have secret bedtime rituals. Does yours also involve killing?
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>makes the air 100% oxygen
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Why am I up at 2am
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>>8923700
I will get your name someday. Until next time, nameless.
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Nutshack
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>>8923703
rused
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>>8923720
Can you blame us for taking out such a large threat? Just look at him, his name alone screams evil!
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>>8923729
Because i'm up at 4:32 AM
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>>8923674
>Nope.
>>8923729
Why am I up at four?
>>8923675
...Yeah. Actually, I think I'm just gonna go back to sleep. Not in a mood for this crap...
>>8923719
Tch. I'm old-fashioned. I'd pick someone for mushy feelings if I ever did find anyone at all. And I'm still an adult, dammit, blame the frozen aging process!
>>8923720
Oooooh, would you shut up...!
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Eggman-sama
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>>8923738
They are comparing performance of each other.
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>>8923729
>west coast time.
Who could this be? OwO
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>>8923729
because you lost control of your life
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>>8923703
What a pile of junk...
>>8923719
Yeah... I wonder...
>The droid makes sure to hide the card in a secret compartment in his backpack.
>>8923720
>The Commander fires his blaster at the box, burning it to ashes.
>>8923725
It's a good thing I don't breathe.
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>>8923720
>>8923742
Fantastic work everyone! Now I can sleep even easier after one with a powerful aura being silenced.
>Yawning, she rests her head on the egg's gut.
>>8923725
This is a good thing for them, right? Breathing is not a requirement for me.
>>8923729
The blinding lights in your room must keep you awoke for so long.
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>>8923754
Sama is disrespectful in this case. You do no deserve to referred to him that way.
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