hg / hunger games thread
Bounty games edition
I want to violently rape Subaru
>>8912631
>Shit, maybe I should've held my tongue. Lucky's going ballistic.
>>8912618
...Well I hope he's a skeleton, he'll come back.
>>8912451
Wait a second! that magic s too strong for someone that y-...
>>8912496(Plague knight)
I can use the basic spell, Just look. FIREBALL!
>He uses his hands to create a fireball, the fireball dissapears before even touch him
>>8912631
>The war dog's thirst for blood has been satisfied.
>...Or has it?
Somebody post that KK comic.
You know the one
>>8912631
And the feast!
Looks like no bounties will be scored this game, but there is always a winner to be found!
>>8912675
>is *
>>8912618
It is not so much as looking down as it is gauging your potential.
>Once again, she goes up to him. This time trying to feel for the muscles on underneath his jacket.
Not much there either but your claims are very interesting. If they aren't false.
>>8912667
>>8912682
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8912682
>Didn't Duck Guy have a bounty on Lucky?
>Either way, the dog has been hanged for his apparent crimes.
>Ded dog.
>>8912682
You know it's a strange world when subaru of all people defeats insanity itself.
>>8912631
What are we supposed to do?
And what is that blob of- wait, is it changing form?
>tfw beaten by my own filler
>>8912631
I'm starting to feel blessed already. Thanks a bunch for the love.
>>8912670
You have a mother or something, right? How are you getting fed and whatnot? You're only a kid, so I can't imagine you do it all yourself. When I was your age all I was doing was cryi- I mean making friends and not caring about anything.
>>8912682
I can still change my bounty, right?
>>8912686
>he tries his hardest to flex to the max during the brief moment she feels up his muscles
It's complicated, but you have to believe me. I've done some pretty cool stuff during my time as the MC. You'd be amazed if you saw me in action!
>>8912705
Pesky goblins!
>>8912713
Inbetween games yes, but not in the middle of one.
Now that event is just perfect.
>>8912705
I...feel kind of good right now. I don't have anything jabbing at my heart anymore.
>>8912713
You don't have a garden to feed yourself food?
>>8912734
With my bow and arrow!
>>8912675
I suppose something is better than nothing, but what can you even do with that? Light a candle? Roast marshmallows? Hee hee!
>>8912734
Come on! You can't let people see me like this! It's a PG-13 arena!
Whos hosting?
>>8912713
You are doing well compared to the last match, maybe there is some truth after all.
>One word in particular catches the woman's attention, she gives him a lookover again.
MC? I don't think I would want to join your parties. It seems like they will be too sad.
>>8912760
Considering the fact you are facing off against a cannibalistic duck, I think not. Have fun Subaru!
>>8912783
>Congratulation
>Thanks for hosting
SOFT
>>8912783
What a scandalous ending!
Hooray! I won!
>>8912783
Thank you for hosting.
>>8912807
Congratulations, Duck.
>>8912783
>>8912807
Guess i shouldn't have bet against you at the start, congratulations brotendo.
>>8912747
Am I supposed to have a garden? I-I wasn't aware that was a viable option. The seeds cost money though, right? Ruby, you're not stealing seeds, are you? You'll go to the same jail your father went to if you get caught.
>>8912778
Geez, thanks for the pep-talk.
No, this isn't an MMORPG, though I'm amazed someone like you knows all about that.Think about it, why are we here? I'm nothing more than a NEET, and yet I was summoned here. At this point, it's more than obvious that I'm the MC of this place. I don't know what role you play. It's something you have to find out yourself.
>>8912783
...
Animals shouldn't be allowed in these games.
>>8912807
Congratulations, bird guy. It's embarrassing, but I admit defeat. Next time, things will be different.
>>8912783
>>8912807
Uh, congratulations.
>nice, I was rooting for you.
>>8912783
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8912783
We didn't have to see that..
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8912783
Placements.
No changes to the scores other than duckguy is at 3 and delirium at 2
Now since that was our 4th game, how long do people want to wait and have a breather before I do the boss round
>>8912783
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8912853
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8912752
That's how I was using magic, now I know a better form to do it
>He concentrates while doing the fire spell once again, but now doing something different, he thinks about stuff, making his body hot, then screaming once again
FIREEEEEBALL
>this time the fireball was bigger than a soccer ball
>Burning plague knight instantly
>>8912783
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting.
>>8912832
Nope, I bought them.
>>8912853
Idc
>>8912807
Congrats,Duck.
>>8912853
Thanks for the game.
>last place
>>8912832
You're welcome! I liked giving it to you. I had thought MC meant you were a master of ceremonies. I hadn't considered it meant anything else.
>>8912853
Congratulations to the duck guy.I will thank you for this even if you changed my name unwillingly. I say we wait for twenty minutes.
>>8912853
Thank you for hosting!
>I don't mind, maybe 5 minutes
>>8912865
>Canine-flavored applause
>>8912853
I'm personally fine with a game right now, but if you want to take a break, go ahead. You deserve one with the quality games you bring.
>>8912783
D I G I T A L S T Y L E !
>>8912853
Thanks a bunch. I went into this with a clouded mind, and I paid the ultimate price. Losing to a goddamn bird wearing a suit...
>>8912868
What six-year-old has enough money to buy seeds!? I can hardly scrounge enough to buy games!
>sweat starts forming on his forehead and he's obviously getting flustered
Am I really that lame of a person?
>>8912865
>Plague Knight suddenly pops up next to you and whispers into your ear "nice godmodding".
>>8912903
>Good idea anon!
>>8912908
Oh no you aren't, I just did some small jobs for some Anons, cutting the lawn pays you know.
>>8912783
Thanks for the match!
>>8912909
That was my favorite part of the game omg
>>8912941
>picks up, drags to bed and cuddles
>>8912964
I mean, I don't mind, but I'm not sleepy, Awawa.
>>8912890
Oh, no no no! I'm not a master of anything yet, besides using a whip. I'm getting better at using a sword though!
When I say MC, I mean Main Character! This place revolves around me, and I'll be the one person to bring peace to this place!
>>8912941
Now that you mention it, I think I've seen you doing stuff around this place before. You had glasses on with a clipboard asking people about their fetishes. What the heck was that about?
>>8912979
Main Character? You don't look like you're shaking money out of trees to try and pay off a gigantic mortgage to a tanuki to me.
>>8912996
You're a big dog
>>8912900
Thank y-
>>8912909
>shota was so confuse about all this.
H-Hey! it wasn't dangerous... I was going to use heal magic after that, but before that, how do you even know the teleporting spell?!
Should I host to tide us over or is there no time?
>>8912979
I was being a therapist.
>>8912979
Oh, main character! That makes a lot more sense! But I will debate on your status, what makes you a main character?
>>8912979
Main Character?
I don't see you going around with a sword or a gun and a group of friends trying to kick the bad guy's behinds.
>>8913027
It wasn't dangerous, he says after nearly burning me to death. What's dangerous, then, hm? Hee hee hah hah!
>>8913026
Someone say big dog?
>>8913033
I always make time for you Lenny.
>>8913033
I suppose I wouldn't mind that.
>>8913062
Answer my question! I have to know how you learned to use the teleporting spell so fast
>>8913033
It seems as though the last host wished to go again. Maybe you two should duke it out.
>>8913114
The power of alchemy, of course!
>Plague Knight throws a potion down, obscuring him in thick, green smoke. When it dissipates, he's suddenly behind Shota.
See? Hee hee!
>>8913018
>Subaru backs as far away from the puppers as humanly possible
Yo-you! Stay away from me! I-I don't want any trouble! I've gotten this far without having to redo everything, and I'd like to keep it that way!
>>8913035
A legit one, or for pretend? If they actually paid you well then please tell me your secrets. If you can do it, then so can I. Helping others is something an MC should definitely learn how to do.
>>8913048
Easy!
>he opens his arms out and bends back just a tad bit
I'm here! If I wasn't supposed to be the MC, then why would I be here? Obviously, the God of this place has something special planned for me!
>>8913059
That's simple, my friend. I'm still training with a sword, but I'm pretty good with a whip. I could probably knock your headphone off with one go.
And it's hard to kick evil's ass when in a place like this. Everyone's evil in one way or another. Finding the true evil in this place takes time and energy. Once I weed them out, they'll be sorry they ever let me weed them out.
Post friends
>>8913115
If the last host was >>8913094 or >>8913109 then it looks like I may as well.
First 24, if the other host starts early then I'll put it on pause
>>8913168
Emi
>>8913145
WOW, that's awesome! I still have to learn alchemy..
>>8913033
Go ahead friend. I shall introduce our brave warriors to the challenge round after your game.
>>8913168
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8913168
Len
>>8913168
Reigen Arataka
>>8913168
Natsuki Subaru
>>8913168
Plague Knight
>>8913168
Suz
>>8913168
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8913168
Ruby Gloom
>>8913152
Both really, and it's easy, just ask them what's their problem, and talk about it.
>>8913168
Sliver Queen
>>8913168
Sterling Archer
>>8913152
...Redo everything? Whaddya mean by that?
>Lucky backs up respectfully, but still poses the question.
>>8913168
Lucky
>>8913168
Futaba Sakura
>>8913168
Gishki Ariel
>>8913168
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>8913168
Raven
>>8913168
Shota
>>8913168
Eggman-kun
>>8913168
Damon Gant
>>8913168
Eric Andre
>>8913168
Pontiff Sulyvahn
>>8913168
Machi Amayadori
>>8913168
Merak
>>8913152
Oh, really? I'd love to see you try.
>>8913168
Night Dog
>>8913168
Pepper
>>8913152
You sure have a high opinion of yourself.
>She takes a quick look around, noticing the crowd they gathered.
And it seems these people disagree. So main character. You think I should treat you better because of your status.
>>8913168
Nino
>>8913033
The Player
>>8913168
Mokou's ass
>>8913145
>>8913168
Cinnamon Roll
>>8913242
Just make it a gif
>>8913240
>>8913168
Whoops
>>8913242
is he taking them off and putting it back on
>>8913242
under one of the masks should be a dick
>>8913234
>kissu
>>8913197
But where does their fetish come into place? You asked that a lot.
>he rubs his chin in an attempt to look like he's thinking
It's also incredibly rude too.
>>8913202
Yo-you know exactly what I mean! I'm not letting you put me through the same kind of torment as before! You and your damn curse should go elsewhere! Get a shaman do fix you or something before you come any closer!
>>8913267
But he's not King Knight?
>>8913267
>I'd edit Smolgore's face into the last one but that's beyond my abilities.
>>8913168
Asui Tsuyu
>>8913242
>Ahah, nice. I definitely need to use this the next time Cirno pulls off his mask. Thanks, Anon.
Check 'em
>>8913288
>plans this for their next edit.
Just need a pic of smolgore
>>8913317
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1481/94/1481942934669.jpg
>>8913284
...
...The only curse I can think of is my own bad luck with myself getting injured. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Do you have me confused with someone else or something? If so... uh, the name's Lucky, nice to meet you?
>>8913310
Looks good to me.
>>8913310
Consider it checked and ready to ship out. Hmm, you don't look like the avian of death.
>>8913288
on it
>>8913310
Onward to potential victory!
>>8913229
Point out the evil people in this game at aren't that zombie dog and I'll show you I'm for real!
>>8913237
Not only that, but you should treat me better because I'm a human, just like you. Hurting each other won't help us bring harmony or whatever to this place. It's best if, at most, we tolerate each other.
But I won't stop you if you treat me better than the others. I can't make you do anything after all.
>>8913242
>>8913317
Done it
>>8913310
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8913310
>sighs
Let's begin.
>>8913310
T-There's alotta people.. But I don't see problems.
>>8913284
Some people want help in trying to get rid of their fetishes, or learn to cope with it.
>>8913334
Try not to muck this up little pupper. We're gonna win.
>>8913310
Everything seems to be in order here,let's begin.
>>8913358
>Better than what I could have hoped for.
>>8913358
>I'm so glad my roommate's out, because I just laughed like a maniac. God bless you, Anon.
>>8913358
Top kek
>>8913385
>>8913388
>>8913397
It's a simple edit, no need for blessings.
>>8913362
>>8913363
The crowd roars as the game begins!
>>8913333
Sweet. Can't do it just yet, I'll post it when done.
Also, nice quads
>>8913355
That was surprisingly insightful of you. What a delight you are! However I will treat you like I treat everyone else. Mostly because your claim of being a main character seems to only come from yourself. Not one of a higher power.
>>8913407
Let us begin what is to be a fun and gruesome demise!
>>8913310
It's fine with me. my partner doesn't look completely clueless.
>>8913334
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
You're going to bite me, infect me with your curse, and then I die horribly! I don't have to spell it out for you when your kind has done it three times before!
>he back even farther away, if that's even possible
It's nice to meet you, but you're no something I wanna touch. It's already bad enough you're talking to me like you're a human being. If that isn't whack then I don't know what is.
>>8913310
>>8913337
That is a terrible misconception. Ravens do not bring death and neither do I.
>>8913355
To begin with, define "evil". Everyone has their bad days and some of us just want a quiet life.
>>8913358
>glorious.
>>8913407
Keep it if you want it that much.
>>8913441
Oh come on, Anon, I want to see how the other anon does it.
>>8913441
Well, I can always do an alternate version.
Can't win two in a row, PK. That's a rare happening.
>>8913442
>clears throat
>>8913442
But I always hear what a bad omen they are. Maybe my chances decreased because I was forced to be your partner.
>>8913407
*slaps sandwich* Hah! You just got street goofed!
>>8913462
Oh, come off it. I definitely could have.
>>8913457
>If you want. I'll save that one, too, if you do.
>>8913407
c :
>f len
>f plague knight
>f sterling archer
>>8913474
That was almost cannibalism...sort of.
>>8913374
>Lucky salutes his district-mate.
Yes, sir.
>>8913407
I'll take this bag, thank you.
>>8913432
...
...Okay, first off, I don't bite. I've whacked someone's head off with an axe before, I've brained someone with a slingshot before, but I don't bite. That's just rude. And second off... as far as I know, this "curse" of mine doesn't spread.
That, and where I come from, all sorts of animals are like this.
>>8913358
>Pfft
>>8913462
...
...But I haven't hosted anything yet.
>>8913462
There are many ways this body of water can be of importance. But this is the most vital one.
>She proceeds to dump a bunch of change into it.
Ah. It appears I forgot what I wanted to wish for. Silly me!
>>8913462
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>8913339
don-
>>8913358
>yours is better
o-oh
>>8913372
Oh come on Ruby, you can't be real. Why would anyone feel bad about something like that? The worst fetish you can have is feet, right? I met someone like that before. She had red hair and was always eating pocky. I felt bad that she was kinda peculiar.
>>8913407
Good job, Archer. I knew I could count on you for the dirty deeds. Can't go wrong with a handsome man in a nice suit.
>>8913431
You act like you know of this higher power.
Tell me, if I'm wrong then why am I here? Why bring someone as plain as me into this place? I've got nothing to bring to the table.
>>8913407
This sack of explosive devices will indeed be useful, however I am more concerned with the fact that this means someone here is producing them in mass. I must find this neferaious war profiteer and stop his production before it gets out of hand!
>>8913466
>>8913462
I am here to dispell that myth. Tis only a bad omen if you bring evil, like this accursed plague doctor.
>>8913501
Nothing personal. just long overdue revenge
>>8913507
>shoots the dag
>t. BATFE
>>8913501
You can be no safer when you are allied with an elevator attendant. Rest now and I will destroy any who disturbs us.
>>8913512
>I laughed pretty hard at this one, too. Thanks, Anon.
Boom, bitches.
>>8913501
...Eh, it's just a tent, but home away from home, am I right?
>>8913512
Yours has a screaming goat, which might be his reaction when someone discovers his secret.
>>8913514
Actually.... there's some that are a tad bit worse.
>>8913310
I guess I'll just watch this time.
>>8913545
>Grumbling about wanting a good old fishing pole intensifies
>>8913557
>Scratches behind ear.
>>8913501
>>8913528
YIPEYIPEYIPE
>>8913545
We're on the one road, sharing the one load. We're on the road to God knows where!
Were on the one road, taking the high road! And were together now who cares?
>f pontiff sulyvahn
>f eric andre
>f kosaku kawajiri
>f shota
>f gishki ariel
>f merak
>f emi
>>8913545
...of course.
>>8913514
Those sound like questions I cannot answer. But look at everyone else. Why are they here? Maybe they're their own main character as well.
>>8913519
And you decide to do that by brutally killing others? You have an odd way of thinking.
>>8913545
>She slams her book down very hard and fast on nothing. Trying to test her speed.
I am getting rather peckish. Maybe I can find a snake, an octopus. Maybe even a robot!
>>8913449
Yuck. That last part definitely screams "evil guy" People who don't want to be disturbed usually have something to hide. You'd know that if you were in my position, little dog. I guess relying on you to point out the bad guys would lead me to kill some good guys.
>>8913493
>>8913462
Could have what? Lose harder?
>>8913501
You guys are good for eight hours, right? I'll wake up in exactly eight hours. Night!
>>8913592
ARM WRESTLE!
READY, GO!
>>8913592
I knew I shouldn't have kept sneaking those snacks so often...
>>8913568
>...
>You found the doggo's weakness.
>He's practically melting into your hands.
>>8913592
AGH
MY EYE
MY GOOD EYE
I'M BLIND AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8913462
Begone, wretch.
>>8913501
Whoever is left is irrelevant. It's not as if they'll be much competiti-
>>8913545
You again...!
>f natsuki subaru
>>8913592
>>8913617
I will be your nurse for today. It seems you haven't gotten your daily amount of fiber. I will help you immediately.
Yattazo! Hatsudou shitazo!
>>8913617
No, you oaf. The OPPOSITE of losing!
>>8913656
Kono mesu inu!
>>8913617
No, it just means that I just want to stay home all day playing videogames.
Is that too much to ask?
>>8913641
>Slaps herself right in her stupid fucking face
>>8913502
>the color from Subaru face drains and the life in his eyes fades when the dog admits to its crimes
Yo-you're a psycho murderer...yo-you're even worse than that other dog I've met. You're not even cute like it was either...
>>8913550
...As in what? What kind of things have you heard before?
>>8913592
>>8913611
...
You really are a man, aren't you? I feel like I can relax around you.
>>8913641
>Lucky runs off, well done
>>8913629
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>8913545
Tis the second day and as I hunt with this fabled warrior, I have come to realise that said doctor was not the mastermind of this bomb plot. We must press on for I fear evil lurks ahead.
>>8913592
>>8913618
Vey well, LET THE CHALLENGE, BEGIN!
>>8913611
I am a warrior and no matter how noble the path I walk, I always will be.
>>8913641
Wild dogs are often scared by LOUD NOISES
>>8913641
I must have forgot to turn my intimidating aura off. No wonder anyone is not speaking to me.
>>8912970
How about now?
>>8913662
Kocchi wo miro!
>>8913689
C'mon, What did I do wrong?
>>8913680
...
...No, I just play in these Hunger Games, as I assume you do, too. Kill or be killed, as the adage goes. ...Or, kill AND be killed, since only one can come out alive and all that.
You can't tell me that you play in the Games and haven't-
>>8913689
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES WHYYYYYYYYY
ONE DEATH AGAIN
>>8913694
>Best of one wins. 1 being the lowest, ten being the highest
>Suz braces herself against the table and attempts to throw everything she's got into forces his hand down.
>>8913689
Not even sure. Just bored I guess
>>8913742
What do you mean I was supposed to hold the B button?
>>8913680
Tilesets.
>>8913722
I'm still not sleepy, but you can cuddle me until you sleep if you want to.
>f futaba sakura
>f suz
>>8913680
I don't believe I am but thank you. Only one other person was this calm to me.
>She takes out a spoon and puts a few glass shards in it.
Now open it. Here comes the choo choo!
>>8913689
There are many to speak of. Do you wish to hear of the monster I kill every year or the boy I fell in love with?
>>8913694
That is quite deep. Or it would have been if I knew what that path consists of.
>>8913742
Like an eel, she was. Maybe she'll come back to kill me.
>>8913745
>Raven keeps all his strength not in his hand, but his arm, knowing that this is a marathon not a sprint, he did not know Suz's own strength, perhaps it could be a downfall.
>>8913742
...Uh, hello. ...I suppose peace, then.
>>8913812
Ooooooh, an axe. Those bells were worth it, thank you, Tom Nook.
>>8913812
I am grateful for your concern but I don't need them.
>She smiles as brightly as she can which isn't much larger than her usual one.
See? Perfect as they can be!
>>8913810
Okay, will do!
>a few minutes later
...nevermind, I can't sleep yet.
>>8913659
What do you mean by this? I've been winning this whole time. I may be dead, but I'm still winning. Just not in the way you can see or imagine.
>>8913664
Who wouldn't want to live that kind of lifestyle? Who are you trying to fool? Real MCs are shut-in NEETs with no positives whatsoever. I fit that role perfectly.
>>8913739
I have, trust me. I've died more times than you can imagine. I just...don't want to die. I'm not sure if you can feel it, but it's extremely painful.
>>8913810
Excuse me?
>>8913815
>he turns his head from her and starts crying a bit
N-No! I'm capable of feeding myself! I'm not participating in this weird nurse roleplay crap! Y-You have to let me go or else!
>>8913812
Ravens must keep watch even at times in the darkest of nights.
>>8913815
The path of the warrior, protector of the sun and all good and light that shines along with it.
Every dog has its day. One of those days is not today.
Feast time.
>>8913865
Well alright, hope you are okay with staying up.
>>8913866
I said Tilesets.
>>8913866
Ah, so you're utterly insane. Even more than I, somehow. Tell, from which asylum did you escape from? Hee hee!
>>8913884
A bit too much edge...Should probably dial it back
>>8913866
>The spoon is only getting closer and closer to it's destination. Choo choo.
Oh? Are you going to strike me if I don't stop?
>>8913880
>>8913884
How awful! Harming an innocent attendant! Clearly you are in the wrong path. All I wanted was a meal.
>>8913829
>Her knuckles come slamming down on the table with a loud audible crack. The shockwave rocketing through her wrist and arm forced a rough throaty grunt to pass through her lips.
This dog's day was yesterday.
Winner up next.
>>8913866
Trust me, you're not the only one who dies in these games. ...Although you're right.
Dying is the worst pain I have ever experienced. And by now, I should know pai-
>>8913884
>The doggo should never have opened his mouth
>Pain. Pain, before the void.
>Ded dog.
>>8913884
Money on Edgedog Mc Bloodhound
Hands down NTR + mind break is the best fetish
>>8913918
>done in by water
Poetic....
>>8913866
I'm not trying to fool anyone. I don't get why are you saying that.
Also, if that's all it takes to be a MC, the I guess I'm one as well.
>>8913918
>Night Doggo is finally put down
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>8913918
STOP BEATING ME, RAVEN
>>8913889
Ruby, that's not a fetish. That's a style of architecture. The people you're talking to are probably builders of some sort.
>he sighs in relief
You better stay away from those people. They might corrupt your tiny mind.
>>8913901
Tokyo, Japan! I escaped school and have been a shut-in for almost one year! The name's Natsuki Subaru. It's a pleasure to meet you, mystery knight.
>>8913909
I-Is that your endgoal!? Well jokes on you, I'm not gonna let you tarnish my name!
>he reluctantly opens his mouth for the choo-choo train
I-I hate you so much right now...I hope you burn for doing this to me.
>>8913884
>>8913909
Innocent? I think not, of course, the person making bombs in this arena had to be you and the other immortal with you. The time for chat is over, former friend. Still, your intent seems valid enough.
And so By my staff of power, you will be banished!! But Mokou? Vanquished!
MAHFUGGIN CUSTOM ARENA EVENT
Eggman-kun turns on his closest ally, and Reigen dolphinishes us off in style.
>>8913944
How the fuck would that even work?
Congratulations!
>>8913985
Oh alright.
>>8913995
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8913995
>This is what I get for hosting the dolphin games?!
>>8914006
Congratulations to you...and my thanks for this, I suppose.
What a bloody battle. So much for Raven being the bird of peace.
>>8913995
>>8914006
Winner rigged it!/congrats
Thanks host
>>8913985
I've never heard of that loony bin, and it looks like a year there hasn''t helped a bit! Hah hah!
Also, it's Plague Knight. There's no mystery there.
>>8914006
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8914019
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8914006
Congratulations, Eggman-kun.
>>8913995
Thanks for the game!
>>8913995
Force them into doing the ntr, then break their mind, forcibg them to not only love it, but crave it. Then sit back and watch the former faithful woman become a cheating whore.
>>8913995
Eggman! It was YOU!! YOU could have stopped this madness! You were the chosen one!
>>8914019
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8914019
>everyone in the top row got at least one kill
BLOOD IS ON ALL YOUR HANDS!...and paws
>>8914006
Nice. Nice.
Thanks for hosting
>>8914019
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for hosting,Lenny.
>>8913928
Trust me, I AM the one dying. I've been abused more times than you can count. I'd go as far as to say the people that come here come from some sadist country.
Count yourself lucky that you're a dog. People aren't mean enough to kick a dog...even though I was thinking about it when you said something to me.
>>8913952
Nope! Sorry, but you're far too late. You have to look for other roles to fulfill. Maybe barkeep or librarian. You look like that kind of person, truth be told. Leave the important work and all the glorious benefits to yours truly. I'll be sure to do it right the first time.
>>8914006
I feel like congratulating you means nothing, but congratulations.
>>8914019
Thanks for hosting. Lenny-tan!
>>8914006
Uh, congratulations.
>>8914019
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>sighs
>probably still on bottom 10.
>>8913985
I wouldn't have mind if you hit me. It will show what kind of character you are. But then again, I don't mind this either.
>Like an actual choo choo, the spoon slams down to the back of his throat. As she pulls it out, the shards on it are gone.
As your nurse, I must tell you to remember to chew! You don't want those going down whole now.
>>8913988
Banished? Now you've peaked my curiosity. Where will be going?
>>8914019
It is either so close or so far. Thank you for the match and congratulations to the crossdresser.
>>8914055
Don't worry. I will wash them when I get the chance.
>>8914006
Congratulations, Eggman
>>8914019
Thanks for hosting
>>8914070
Is there even games you haven't won yet ?
>>8914103
>He wasn't won the Gauntlet yet, I don't think.
>>8913583
>pets the elf-eared lesbian
>>8914078
And how about I ignore you and go home? I -really- don't wanna do any work at all.
Besides, I was just pointing out how much I fit the bill. Being a hero irl probably takes too much effort, man.
>>8914115
hella hella, it's propella
>>8914115
And now he's going to. Thanks...
>>8914033
I'd say there's a ton of mystery here.
>he lifts up your mask to take a peek at your face
Mask scream mysterious bad guy. Why don't you take it off so we can have a proper conversation?
>>8914081
>shock never sets in for Subaru. The shards that pierce his mouth are the motivation for him to scream out in a blood curdling, rabid manner
WH-WHY'D YOU DO ACTUALLY DO THIS!? I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE! G-GET THEM OUT BEFORE I PASS OUT!
Host in 5 minutes or the invisible bunny gets it.
>>8914078
>Post game respawn
They're not mean enough to kick one, but I've been shot full of arrows and eaten, and that's just the two deaths that stick out in my head the most.
>He then sighs.
Two hundred bells down the drain for an axe I didn't even get to use...
>>8914184
Thanks man.
>>8914171
>shoots the bunny
>>8914138
>Holla.
>>8914152
>Shit, what have I done.
>>8914155
>Gorey Gauntlet
>>8914159
>Under the mask was just another mask.
Ohaiyo
>>8914196
Hey, why'd you do that?!
...Several of my friends are bunnies...
>>8914159
>She was a little shocked at his response, denoted by her eyes slightly widening.
I was being nice. You had a lack of fiber and I decided to remedy that. But as your nurse, it is my job to make you feel good so I will help you again.
>And so she tries to stick her fist into his mouth, somewhat unsuccessfully.
It is smaller than I thought it would be.
>>8914171
If you get rid of something invisible, was it ever really there?
>>8914155
>I've won a game Eggman-kun hasn't, and never can now.
>>8914223
>Loves
Warriors!
Your hunts so far have been impressive but now it is time to raise the bar. You can see in the distant horizon this cloaked figure. That figure warriors, is a demon of old. A servant of my nemesis Nevah Day.
If the way of the warrior is what you seek you must work together as well as against each other to defeat the 12 demons scattered around the arena.
Individually, you will gain a point for each demon you slay. But be warned. Should they be he only ones left, all those who entered will lose 2 points.
So i ask you before we begin. Dare you follow, the Way of the Warrior?
>>8914171
Alri-
>>8914196
oh....
>>8914223
Oh hello.
>>8914223
I think I heard f this word before. Salutations. Are you ready for your shot?
>>8914239
>Oh, did you win an Undocumented one? I don't save those, so I couldn't check.
Post your rarest win card
>>8914223
Hello.
>>8914238
>Nevah
uh isn't it supposed to be nevar? as in raven backwards?
>>8914238
You make it sound like quite a challenge. But I feel I have faced worse before. Bring them on.
>>8914258
Yup it was. No official wins, yet.
>>8914259
I think.
>>8914238
ok deal
>>8914238
...Interesting premise, I'm in to hunt some demons.
>>8914259
>>8914264
>>8914253
>>8914240
>>8914237
>Stumbles into the batroom to wash
>>8914196
>>8914240
What? Just throw it's invisible little corpse into the reaspawn machine, or whatever it is that brings us back from the dead after these games.
>>8914266
I must remember to use the ancient mystical tool of spell check.
>>8914130
So now you show me your true colors? How egotistical of you. To think you'd be better at being a hero despite being a lazy bones. How can you achieve greatness when you can't even achieve mediocrity like me?
>>8914178
Wait, hold up.
>he pulls out a bag filled with what seem like coins
You're talking about these, right? I found them as soon as you died, so I picked them up. Why're you calling bells coins?
>>8914216
>he pulls the next mask off
Come on. Don't be so shy. I doubt you'll be ugly, Mr. Knight. Let me see the madness behind the mask.
>>8914227
>at this point he's flailing around with tears running down his face. He takes ahold of her arm and takes her fist out of his mouth
Wh-why're you doing this to me!? What did I do to deserve this treatment from you!?
>brb after a few minutes
>>8914259
I guess?
>>8914259
>>8914298
>Aparrently there is literally a room filled with bats in this house
>>8914307
...Good point. ...I'm honestly not sure how that works...
>>8914315
...Same reason you call those green slips of paper "dollars". That's the name of the currency.
...Also that's my wallet, I'd like it back.
>>8914259
>Either this, or my The Line one.
>>8914281
>Well, bollocks, I was wrong. Stop being so lucky.
>>8914238
Can't I just blow them all up myself?
>>8914315
>It's just another mask.
>You're starting to feel like you're in a bad Scooby-Doo episode.
>>8914259
Does my first win count as my rarest >>8914264
>>8914259
Uber win card
>>8914298
She must be preparing for her examination.
>She knocks on the door three times.
You have five minutes to get yourself ready. I didn't know this place had a bat room.
>>8914315
>She looks at him as if he was crazy, wiping her hand on his jacket.
You said this is what you wanted. Clear as day and night and all other times.
>>8914259
I only have the one so far.
>>8914298
Remember to brush your teeth.
>>8914307
I hope it lives a happy life as a ghost.
>>8914259
My first win
>>8914315
But I DON'T wanna be a hero, you imbecile. Did you even hear what I said?
>>8914259
>>8914358
Ingore that >>8914264 i hit the wrong thing like a idiot
>>8914384
>>8914408
It's fine.
>>8914367
What was the date on the 9th game? I entered Maverick in /v/ at times and on /b/ a few times but I don't know if I was the one who won that as I used to fall asleep during games.
>>8914421
March 24th 2015 at 2AM EST.
>>8914460
Shit, then it was probably me. I only entered him in the early months of hg. Think you still have the card?