HG thread
Zelda CDI Edition
Big nigger cock
>>8902683
>Yukine scaring newfags away
I what now?
>>8902686
Yum!
>Yukine
>>8902686
>her panties grew ten times moister that day
>>8902667 (Some sissy wanker)
>Context of that image.
>Removes her foot from the screaming baby's head and drops the camera onto its head.
Fine, there you go.
>>8902660
That's a good point. I was just questioning his use of weapons, though I suppose it wouldn't really matter. What place would I have in this equation?
>>8902696
Suz
>>8902537
>>8902550
A case of cloning gone wrong or some soul needing attention? Salutations to you again.
>>8902562
I know. It would be quite new to be fighting a robot not made for it. What are you made for, this mind wanders. Yes, I believe that was one of their names. She seemed quite trying to shoot at me. I think activities like combat allows you to unbury them.
>>8902565
It may not sound glamorous but it is my job after all.
>She looks towards the door however it wasn't opening at all. She goes over to the door and begins to pry it.
It should but it seems this one is a little broken. Could I get some help, Suika?
>>8902567
>With a squeak, she almost drops her purse. An intense blush spreading across her pale face.
Oh, we are not that yet. But I can tell he cares for me. While I am little disappointed, I didn't expect you to meet the deadline anyhow.
>With one final clink. the final coin drops out. As you may expect, it is a lot of change.
Exactly twenty, what you wanted.
>>8902605
But it is so much fun that way! But I still do want to fight you though. Fighting someone with no weakness, it would be very explosive.
>>8902696
Ginji Amano
>>8902696
Inspect element
>>8902696
Fari, the midnight detective
>>8902696
Damon Gant
>I'll bite
>>8902696
Helena Blavatsky
>>8902696
Alfred Jones
>>8902696
Maria and Harusame
>>8902696
Len
>>8902696
Reigen Arataka
>>8902696
Mysterious Woman
>>8902696
Spike Spiegel
>>8902696
Raphiel
>>8902696
Emi
>>8902674
But you were willing to do it, so I was right all along
>>8902696
Eric Andre
>>8902696
Serval
>>8902696
Inkling
>>8902696
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8902696
Cirno
>tfw no samurai jack ava
>>8902696
Sex girl
>>8902696
Mild Mannerd Pate
>>8902718
come fuck me mommy
>>8902667
>The Inkling just watches the boy getting picked on, doing nothing to stop it. once it ends, she starts walking away. Her mood went from Happy to bored very quick
>>8902702
>his friend just died
OWWW!
HA I GOT IT
I'M FREE
>he picks up the camera quickly before throwing it at the ground
HA, NOW THERE ARE NO COPIES OF THIS ANYMORE
I BROKE THE CAMERA, WHAT NOW!?
>>8902696
Tanaka-Kun
>>8902696
Yukine
>>8902736
That hammer is all fucked up
>>8902737
I'm scared if I ever do him, I will ruin it.
>>8902696
Sonic Totem
>>8902742
Stop you're making me uncomfortable
>>8902701
Big black double dragon dick
sorry guys, gotta cancel the host. i heard gunshots outisde
>>8902709
Hmh.... Of course! I'm not gonna get out unless I do that anyway.
ORAAA!
>bringing her fist back, she swings it forward with inhuman speed and strength. A resounding and deafening CRASH sounds through the space as the elevator doors are blown away by the punch, sending them flying away.
ALRIGHT! That's done! As for me... I think I'm just gonna take it back down.
Later, Liz~.
>>8902753
And the cylinder and the handgrip...
>>8902709
Well, I do have to warn you that I'm really strong
A lot of people avoid me pr even pretend I don't exist just so I won't bother them
>>8902753
>it is
>>8902638
Yer gonna be disappointed, little Suika. I ain't gonna lose when all that's on the line. It's gonna suck hard when yer down a few precious yen!
>he puts her head before shoving her off
I'll drag ya out if I have to, so don't be late.
>>8902643
That's what I'm trying to do. It's kinda hard when everyone looks content. I was hoping people would pay me to not kill them in the arena, but to my surprise, they seem fine with it all.
Ya wouldn't need any help, would ya? I mean with general things, like cooking or doing laundry. Maybe ya need me to take ya to a place on my motorcycle?
>>8902709
Yer lucky I'm this desperate, or I'd kick yer ass for all the change.
>he continues to take everything from her, almost pouncing on the chance to take her purse
So what, he's chickenshit of saying something to ya? Sometimes ya gotta say that stuff yerself. Guys just don't get it all the time, especially guys with multiple names.
>>8902763
Fuck you
Continue entry here
>>8902763
Is this the new meme
>>8902753
>not having a hammer that doesn't need to touch the bullet to ignite it
>>8902742
>tfw no fug
>>8902745
>While he was busy destroying the camera she had put the SD card into her laptop and uploaded the video onto multiple sites as well as sending it to multiple people on various social media sites.
Have fun with that now sweetie~
>>8902761
>cums right then and there
>>8902742
>piercing
Fuckin ew
>>8902736
>>8902753
There's not even a fucking firing pin. The hammer just plinks against the frame.
>>8902789
Shush, Len.
>>8902783
>tfw too poor for phone or internet
HA I WIN
YOU LOSE
YOU'RE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHA!
>he sticks out his tongue at the dumb succubis
>>8902773
In theory the rest of it could still func-
Yeah you're right.
>>8902781
It must be a laser revolver.
>>8902791
That and it doesn't even look like its loaded
>>8902791
Can you rate this gun?
Rate this image please
>>8902814
Looks armed and dangerous.
>>8902801
I'm not Len, squid.
>>8902801
that wasn't me
>>8902763
>>8902813
>it could be a vash the stampede hammer that slams into levers that slam into the firing pin but then there is no barrel
Goodnight hg
>>8902804
>Calls up and has the video played on tv in the middle of the day
Now plenty will have seen you in such a pathetic state~
>>8902825
darn.
>>8902821
What about this gun
Do the bunny ears reduce air resistance?
>>8902763
This must be one of those practical jokes I hear about. Hmm, I thought they were supposed to be funny.
>>8902766
>It is safe to say that she was surprised by what she did. Letting go of her side of the door, she looks outside and sees that they are in the same place.
How odd. And dull. Pleasant speaking to you, Suika. Until next time!
>>8902774
Then this will be quite thrilling!
>The dark presence returns once more. Now a visible aura surrounds itself around the woman.
I can not remember the time I didn't hold back in a fight.
>>8902775
Biting the hand that feeds you is never a good idea. I wouldn't say it is that. He was very busy with the end of the world so I think he had more important things to worry about. We did spend a wonderful evening during that however. It was... wonderful.
>>8902815
I cannot rate this. I don't even know what the ratings are.
Alright no more gunshots Ned 12 more
>8902842
>>8902842
Who's Ned?
>>8902842
Yotsuba
>>8902842
Passed out squirrel
>>8902835
just know that i don't anonpost
>>8902836
Not only that but they serve as an aimpiece and a distraction for the enemy soldiers.
Truly a genuinely ingenious weapon.
>>8902842
My perfect daughter
>>8902838
And why's that? Are you too strong or is the rest just too weak?
For me it's both.
It's a blessing and a curse
>>8902832
Wh-what is that...
is tha-
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
I DESTROYED THE CAMERA!
OH GOD I'M RUINED!
YOU SCREWED EVERYTHING
I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN
>he runs away crying like a lady
>>8902838
I ain't biting anything, lady. If yer gonna fucking joke around with my payments then I have the right to act accordingly.
Ya see it sounds like yer going after a big shot. How're ya so sure he's not off seeing some other girl? Maybe one that ain't so sick looking. Ya know how guys view women and all that. The bustier, tanner and blonder they are, the more likely they'll wanna fuck 'em.
>he stops and thinks about what he's saying, immediately regretting it
That doesn't mean ya can take yer money back now. It's too damn late. I'm finding this bastard whether or not ya still have the hots for him.
Yukine's RP > Hoshi's RP
>>8902855
What about this one
It's the same way but 10x bigger, so it must deal 10x as much damage
>>8902864
>bullies
>Stuttering
shit rp detected
>>8902842
Nino
>>8902842
Rika
goodnight hg
>>8902874
kanker
>>8902875
What do you think you're doing?
>>8902842
Late streamer
>>8902877
um sweetie??
it's called ~natural dialogue~ something you fellow anons love to talk about in the threads.
>>8902885
Bullying you
>Bullies harder
>>8902874
now this one has a fundamental design flaw
If you look closely you can see its just a rabbit pretending to be a gun. Not real
>>8902886
More like Short Streamer!~
>>8902842
Bell Cranel
>>8902709
I'd imagine it wouldn't be all that fun, I'm not particularly strong. But I'm sorry, I'm a little tired, but before I go to bed my name is Kaito. It is nice to have met you.
>>8902775
Well.. I don't actually need to eat and I'm fine with laundry, I used to do it for a house of.. How many of us were there.. Six? I'll think of something by the time I see you next time, my name's Kaito and I'm going to bed, sorry.
>>8902893
>grabs you by the ear and pulls you to the ground
You can't do any of that once I'm done with you
>>8902884
>>8902901
>thanks guys
>>8902903
>>8902903
He's not short, he's "compact"
>>8902909
No problem. Even robots gotta sleep. Don't find yerself dead now, Kaito. Have a kick ass time sleeping.
>>8902921
The reason Jerma plays so many rollercoaster games?
Because he knows he can't go on them in real life!~
>>8902926
Compact, short..
He's still tiny!
Hey HG, how are you?
>>8902919
>He wretches himself free from the ice baka's grip and continues his relentless bullying with twice the effort.
>>8902944
Hello qt. Let's get married.
>>8902944
>35 KB
nice camera faggot
>>8902952
>>8902953
This is pointless you know, you're just flailing your arms around like a little baby
>>8902864
I honestly cannot tell at this point but I'm leaning to the former.
>She dispels the aura, however giving a glare at the little fairy now.
The sickness will go away soon, right? It would be a shame if you we meet and you are still ill.
>>8902869
I don't see the joke. This is what my boss pays me in. I don't know why but it may have to do about how I wanted to be paid in change. I honestly doubt that he saw or is seeing anyone else. He is in a special condition right now.
>Her smile falters for just a moment, she shakes her head trying to get the thoughts out of her head.
That doesn't matter. If he is fine, then I will be ecstatic no matter what happens.
>>8902909
That will be for me to decide, hmm. Farewell Kaito. No use in telling you my name if you're leaving.
>>8902944
I can feel my eyelids getting heavier. I think slumber is calling my name.
>>8902944
Hello.
>>8902965
>Teleports behind you
>Tickles your ice wings
>>8902960
this shit doesn't add up
>>8902965
THIS NU FAIRY'S NOT JUST FOR SHOW
Hey HG, how are you?
>>8902944
There's no such thing as girls on 4chan, you faker
>>8902970
Hey, that's good to hear! For both yerself and I, that's for sure. What's love if ya can't love a shitter like that unconditionally? It almost warms my heart to hear about it. Almost.
>he gets up and stretches
Before I get searching for this guy, mind telling me yer name? I can't just call ya pale-san all the time.
>>8902994
Junko is a girl
>>8902993
I'm swell. What about you?
>>8903000
p r o v e
>>8903004
>proves you
>>8902970
I don't have a clue, I've been feeling ill since summer has been approaching
I've had the strange urge to go sunbathing.
But I'll be fine, I'm glad atleast someone cares about my health in this place
>>8902976
What the! How did you do that?
>>8902979
The show is only half the fight, the other half comes in bringing the pain!
*poops HARD*
>>8903024
A toilet sitting on a toilet.
It's all fun and games until someone sperged out
>>8903017
Now why would I tell you, Cirno?
>>8903024
What even is the point of a scene like this in an anime? Fucking cancer.
Can anyone host please
>>8903040
Because I asked?
I thought it worked that wat
>>8903043
It's Japanese comedy. They laugh as embarrassing situations.
>captcha: cross asgrow
>>8903043
to show that even satan needs to poop
>>8903045
I can set up real quick.
>>8903050
>>8903053
Fuck, the Japanese are pretty fucking cancer.
Time to stop fagging Japanese shit and fag something American.
>>8903064
You could've fagged America but you're so fucking cancer that you let some faggot take him.
>>8903064
America is taken
>>8903064
Pierce Hawthorne from Community
EEehhhhh??? Never breasts before? And you're HOW?! J-Jeez! Ha! W-Well, we'd fix that! Just close eyes and
BOING!
HA HA! You should face!!! J-Jeez!! Just sacks on chest!! Really excite?! G-Get look this! Bounce! Jiggle jiggle! Squeeze, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right! Honk! Take the time! Heck, s-suck! I know~! Just be careful my nipples! Whyyyyyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you vagina! Pervert! W-W-Well! Might as well! P-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, think? Ragin' 'rection pants! HA HA HA! Y-Y-You're such anon! I-I-I-I first one! L-L-Look wet! Jeezums! Never seen before! You're doing to me, you! Make girl hot! Lordy! Christ stick! Some responsibility! Much easier to cram! I'm leaking! P-p-p-plug up RIGHT NOW!
>>8903067
didn't someone else have america before alfred came?
>>8903060
Do it please
>>8903076
Adachi did. That's why I brought it up.
>>8903076
Yeah, some cuck came and took Alfred Jones while I wasn't paying attention, then he shipped gayly with Wiggins.
>>8903088
>some cuck
>but he was the one who was cucked
>>8903092
How about you go kill yourself, Sunset.
>>8902998
I assure you he isn't fecal matter in any way. He has done a lot more for me and you actually. A lot more than you can think. I suppose I can give you it before my rest. My name is Elizabeth. Welcome to the velve- oh whoops! Force of habit.
>>8903017
Sounds quite unknown to me. This place is for fun, correct. Getting and staying sick is not one of them.
>>8903103
This place really puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter
I think I'll just go back to my igloo now and go sleep, I'm pretty tired from running around
These moments are your fault
>>8903103
Sure he has. If he's done anything for me then I wouldn't be begging ya for money. The little brat means more to ya then me, that's for damn sure.
But that doesn't matter! What matters is finding him and forcing him to man up and deal with yer nagging like a real man! Fear not Elizabeth, cuz I'll be the one to bring yer man back!
>he dashes off past her without looking back with the money jingling in his pockets
Give me 24 of you.
>>8903137
Maria and Harusame
>>8903098
Or
Fucking
What
Bitch
>>8903137
Suz
>>8903137
Gandalf the Pug
>>8903137
Barron Trump
>>8903137
Eric Andre
>>8903137
School Shooter-chan
>>8903137
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8903137
Tanaka-kun
>>8903137
Inkling
>>8903137
Rika
>>8903141
Do us all a favor and stand in front of a moving train.
>>8903137
Alfred Jones
>>8902880
>>8903137
>>8903137
Aubrey
>>8903137
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8903137
Akatsuki
>>8903159
Fuck off, ava stealer.
>>8903137
Ririchiyo
>>8903134
>She shouts after him, her voice getting a little louder each second.
Thank you for caring. Maybe one day I wilL REUNITE WITH HIM! FAREWELL!
>She coughs once to clear her throat.
He was in a hurry. Didn't even get his name.
>>8903117
I think there is a catchier saying to that but I agree wholeheartedly. The sleeping bug is really catching everyone. Farewell Cirno.
>>8903124
The one thing I didn't do is my fault? My bad then.
>>8903167
I didn't know it was his at the time. If he wants it back, I'll be happy to give it back.
>>8903159
>Kamina
>>8903137
The Shadow
>>8903174
Don't listen to shit posters.
>>8903157
>implying I'm going to move off of my tropical island
Sorry I don't live like some hick by the railroad
I need several more
>>8903182
Swim out and get eaten by a shark.
>>8903137
Sundowner
>>8903183
THE BATH
>>8903183
Liz
I hope you don't mind if I end up falling asleep during this.
1 more
>>8903196
Glue Man
>>8903187
Whatever fag I'm part shark. Look at the teeth
Post pure autism
>>8903211
Is that somehow relevant? Go get eaten by a shark.
5 minutes
>>8903211
nice teeth.
>>8903220
Yep, that figures. Where's that sake bottle?
>>8903224
but that wasn't a tribute.
>>8903220
I'm ready.
>>8903220
It seems I will get into a sticky situation with my partner.
>>8903214
I don't usually like to do the 'no u' schtick. But you vorefags actually do need to kill yourselves.
>>8903220
Alright! Even if it's a small bit late, and even if I have someone who isn't particularly a big fan of me in my district, there's a small chance that we can place well in this round.
All I have to do is think! Let's go!
>>8903235
>vore
No, I actually want a shark to kill you by biting you in two/eating you/whatever sharks do to kill their prey.
Retard.
>>8903220
Suz's name is Or.
Let's get started.
On the topic of being eaten by sharks it looks like one of you already suffers that fate.
>>8903242
>being a gorefag is somehow better
>>8903250
Let's make this round grand. Like the ending to a firework show. Or quick, Like a firework show in the rain.
>>8903250
Yeeeah, because you're so trustworthy yourself.
>>8903250
I would've felt like shit if Suz's name stayed that way so I just decided to pull it back and redo it.
Actual bloodbath.
>>8903250
Man, what is it with radios being busted these days? They never seem to work, except for those car ones... But real ones don't work...
Wait, wait, hold on... Fixed! There I go! Now I can listen to Michael Jackson whenever I want! I'm in the mood to do my best today, I'll tell you that!
>>8903257
This attempt at trying to turn me wanting you to get killed by a shark into a fetish conversation is sad, Sunset.
>>8903263
I'll take this in exchange for your life.
Bye.
>she gets inside of your tank and drives it away
>>8903270
And still despite your best efforts the amount of people who care remains at zero.
>>8903268
Beware of traps and undetonated landmines. They are liable to get you killed if you are not careful.
>>8903268
Oh shit, squid bro! I thought you were someone else!
>>8903268
I liked the other start better.
>>8903268
>She stands over the dying body, giving it a close look.
I can see you are not who I was looking for. My apologies!
>>8903284
Like a rt to cheese, my plan should wor-
He is going the wrong way now.
>>8903283
There's the good old "nobody cares" cliche because I shut down what you were attempting.
>>8903268
Hey, it's not like I'm crazy or anything. Just because I only want justice and what's best for others doesn't mean I should be placed in a mental asylum!
Right? Do crazy people wonder if they're crazy...?
>>8903284
Whoa, whoa, hold on, something's not right here. Something about the spot she's at seems unnatural...
Of course! She's leading me to a trap! You might think I'm stupid, but that's a popular misconception! Nice try, but you can't pull tricks on the hero!
>>8903284
Liz's plan actually works and scores a nice double. Even puppers aren't safe during hteir sleep anymore.
>>8903293
Yeah my bad. Small things like that irritate me.
>>8903268
Ayy, glad I could help you not feel like shit.
>>8903298
Am I wrong?
>>8903310
Nobody cares if you're wrong or right.
>>8903308
And here I thought that setting the fireworks would be too soon. Glad I didn't listen to myself then.
>>8903315
Exactly. Nobody cares.
>>8903315
Just accept it as a signal for his loss and move along, anon.
>>8903320
Exactly.
>>8903308
You should have seen that one coming Eric.
The falling rubble adds another kill to it's ever increasing total. Being a detective means that you must travel in some rather shitty places. Hey Alfred was that shelter made of sticks and glue?
>>8903327
Last word.
>>8903331
Eric who.
>>8903331
It is just a wonderful day. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, I'm being led into a trap.
>Realizing her last sentence, shes does an about face and walks the other way.
Maybe the last one isn't as good.
>>8903331
Well shit, i just got street goofed
>>8903331
Yes, as a matter of fact! I collected the sticks while he... Well... I'm going to be completely honest with you, I have no idea where the glue comes from.
It's sorta creepy. Hey, at least we have a shelter, right? What kind of person would I be to just take that stuff at face value?
>>8903331
Falling rubble. Again. Atleast one of you have a decent outcome from it.
>>8903339
>>8903341
This guy right here. The fabulous Eric Andre.
Please try not to have firefights in the sewers, they might have explosive results.
>>8903268
I can think of someone better...
>>8903356
>>8903272
Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine letting her try and do something in there. It's not like it follows the same controls as anything from the outside world or has a power source she can actually turn on. She's not getting a damn thing accomplished in there.
>>8903357
This guy again...bah.
>>8903357
Did you atleast get some sleep since last time you hosted, Vert?
>>8903357
>A pebble hits the strolling Liz right on her hat.
Oww, my weakspot!
>She looks up, she a bunch of rocks threatening to smash her.
The weather is really odd around here.
>>8903357
Spinning corpses and mystery contestants? What will happen next?
Skipped peace for mealtime. Try to enjoy it.
>>8903366
Atleast 5 hours worth.
>>8903364
Good godmod.
>>8903372
That's a good Vert
>Pets
You should do it more often.
>>8903342
He's made of glue, ever sincr some unknown horrible accident happened his body has been comprised of glue.
>>8903373
Oh, and you know, the game magically reset. It never even happened in the first place, too.
>>8903372
...Huh. Well that was something. I did that, right?
>>8903357
Man, I don't feel young as I used to. Soon enough, I'll be grouchy just like old man England. How old am I, anyway?
Let's see... 240! Man, has it really been that long since I was made? Time just flies by when you're having fun.
>>8903379
Really? Thank God and the heavens above! I almost thought that the glue came from... You know...
What kind of glue? Superglue? Elmer's glue? I'm sickened, but curious.
>>8903387
10/10 godmod
>>8903372
I can't say I didn't have any fun with that but I feel I may just collapse if I don't leave soon. Congratulations to whomever wins and thank you for hosting. Thank you all for being so kind for some strange woman, tata for now!
>>8903372
Sadly I had to skip more peace for a single death.
>>8903370
The forecast called for falling rocks earlier.
>>8903378
I should be asleep right now tb.h
>>8903400
>it's another episode where cancerous autism wins
>>8903400
Did you really think I didn't hear that?
>>8903364
>presses buttons until something happens
>activates the air conditioning, lowers the rear axel, breaks the e brake handle completely off, presses the horn on (which becomes stuck and stays on) and in a frantic frenzy to turn the horn back off activates the ejection seat which then launches her into the sun
>>8903400
You know. I wouldn't skip peace as much peace if it actually had something worth mentioning.
As or Rika's situation, well...
>a thief sneaks into the thread and starts stealing everyone's porn while they are not looking
>>8903400
No one here's gonna notice a blond guy walking through the sewers, are they? It's camouflage at its finest! You're gonna get great stealth tips from Alfred F. Jones, lemme tell you that!
Now, if only the same worked for my audio...
>>8903418
On one hand, I may or may not have died, most likely on the "may" side. On the other hand...
HAH!
>>8903392
It's not really specified what kind of goue it is, we just know he was part of a tragic accident at a glue factory causing him to look how he is today. Oh, he's also one of the most beloved characters in the JWF.
>>8903431
>you find pictures of your own mom dated exactly 9 months before your birth
>>8903418
The final battle is held within an old abandoned machine shop. Who will emerge victorious?
FIGHT.
>>8903439
I was right.
Cancerous autism did win.
>>8903433
>glue not goue, you stupid idiot me
>>8903439
SPIKEU
DONT GO TO THAT FACTORY
SPIKEU!!
>>8903412
>>8903423
You know, I forgot I even had the ejection seat, I usually just use the escape capsule when it blows up, I'm actually kinda impressed.
>>8903418
>>8903432
>>8903439
I still placed higher. And hey, look, the person who killed me was better than yours'.
>masturbates
>>8903439
Well done Himegimi. You succeeded expectations and emerged victorious. If you are present would you mind telling me if you would rather want a regular winscreen or a yugioh card?
>>8903449
>being this obsessed with king knight
Cancerous autism, ladies and gentlemen.
>>8903458
>damage controlling your cover being blown this hard
>>8903456
I will now present your stats for this game as well as this nice song. The summary will follow shortly after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2y7woasr_s
>>8903459
>thinking i'm king knight
You're so retarded.
>>8903456
Congrats, lady. Thanks for the show.
Goodnight, HG.
>>8903436
>the thief sees the pictures of his own mother and he is shocked
>He thinks to himself, "why are there pictures of my mother here?"
>>8903456
>>8903462
Thanks for hosting bby
>>8903462
And the summary as I promised.
>>8903470
Go to sleep, Vert.
>>8903465
Nini bby
>>8903456
Good job on winning mello.
>>8903462
Thanks for the host brotendo, here have some ranch.
>>8903433
That sounds kinda... Ouch! If an accident at the glue factory caused him to look like THAT, you really have to think about what actually happened to him...
Well, if he's made of GLUE, I think it's not hard to see why people would like him so much. He's got the character that just... STICKS with ya! Get it?
>>8903451
Yeah, 'n I won a game last night right after you laughed at me. And does it really matter that the person that killed you ranked higher than the one that killed me?
Man, for someone supposedly so much better than I am... Well, someone that really dislikes me, more like, you're doing a horrible job of actually conveying that.
>>8903456
Congratulations, yo! More importantly, thank you for hosting!
>>8903482
>Dropkicks into your dick
>>8903462
At least it isn't last place.
>>8903482
I mean, his look hasn't changed that much, here's how ho looked back when he was normal/captain of the boston celtic's basketball team.
>>8903482
I still got like 38 of them. And sure, it means that mine's better than yours'.
I got better things to do than randomly attack you just for the hell of it, you konw.
RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM
>>8903487
>Alfred slowly begins to weep, wiping his tears with a small napkin he produced from his pocket.
A dropkick? Of all the things I expected you were going to do, a dropkick was not one of them! It hurts, Anon!
>>8903496
So... He got whiter? Is it just me, or does his chin stick out more now? Seriously, I don't know if it's the glasses of if it's actually him.
He doesn't look very different, now that I think about it. He just looks like he had a huge makeover!
>>8903500
Cool. Does that mean anything about prowess? A loaf of bread could still come in here and kick your ass, you know that. And that doesn't necessarily mean you're better than me. Then again, I could be biased.
Then have you considered doing those instead? Like, you could be doing anything else right now. Seriously.
You're doing a horrible job of conveying that you hate me even though you've said before you hate me more than your sworn enemy. A statement which I personally think is blown outta proportion.
Well it died quickly after a game
>>8903455
>joins you
>>8903540
Blame King Knight/Adachi shitposting.
>>8903524
I'm petty. Sue me, it's not like you haven't been worse about it before.
And I...CAN'T. It takes time for an opportunity to present itself and I'm waiting for them.
...Just...just shut up...
>>8903524
If you ever want to know more about gabe "the glueman" degrossi then you can go watch some of the jerma rumble videos where he originally came from
https://youtu.be/bs2c94cHcdI
>>8903566
>when the welfare check comes in
>>8903566
Man, I'm not that kind of person. I don't keep grudges, and I'm willing to keep an open mind to anyone.
I meant reading books or something similar, but okay. And I will shut up. Whatever, man.
>>8903571
I don't see why not! I've got a few minutes to spare, so I'll check out how it began! Maybe I'll find out just where all the glue comes from...
>>8903585
Reading's more intensive.
...I just...I just...I just don't care any more.
hi
>tfw weird dream
come out come out
>>8903614
Oh I'll certainly come out for you~
>>8902815
7.8/10
>>8903619
Okay, but who are you?
>>8903614
I'll cum for you <3
>>8903614
What's good my man,
>>8903604
No, it's not. And if you don't care, then why are you still here, talking to me? I know you dislike me. I know you have better things to do.
Come on, man.
>>8903614
What?
>>8903634
Not that. I just...don't care anymore. I'm doing it because the old person I used to hate is too pitiable now, and an undying grudge is the last damn semblance of my old normalcy I have left.
>>8903614
What dream?
>>8903653
I kek'ed
>>8903646
Well, I'm sorry, but if you're trying to deepen that grudge by talking to me by force, it's not gonna work.
Since when is forcing yourself to hate people "normal"? We're not exactly on good terms or anything, but you can pick better people to hate than me, man. Anyone.
>>8903677
It's what I've done my entire life, of course it's normal! And no. No, there really isn't anyone better. At least with you you caused some...personal offense.
>>8903631
That's a cute anime girl...
>>8903633
>human centipede
N-not that!
>>8903646
Come out of the tank!
>>8903661
I don't remember most of it at this point. But at the ending there were a bunch of people and me. They were lining up to run a marathon or something.
Suddenly a girl sitting on the ground and spinning, while having a bullet in each hand. The bullets then periodically shot bullets in the direction she was currently pointing to. Nobody got killed, but everyone freaked out.
Somehow someone took one of her bullets away, then the spinning and shooting sped up.
While this happened, some cutesy "magical girl" music started playing and I STILL REMEMBER THE MELODY. She slowly started freaking out and shot her own toes off. A sinister dark sound was to be heard along with the cutesy music, which sounded kinda like you'd expect an alien mothership to sound like. Then she jumped against a wall high up and tentacles shot out of her that instantly penetrated everyone in the huge crowd and mind-controller them like a hivemind. I saw everyone performing the same action at the same time (standing perfectly still and giving a thumb down). According to the dream 2 billion people got hiveminded, but it looked more like 2 thousand. Then I went back in time and the exact same thing happened again.
>A mummy doggo flops somewhere comfy.
Hello, everyone.
>>8903711
aikawa what the fuck
>>8903692
But be honest, Rika. Let's cut the insults and just be real for a second, no bias. Have I done anything else to earn your hate? More than anyone else in your life? I don't even show up regularly anymore, man.
Man, I've said I was sorry. But there are worse people to hate than me.
>>8903697
I'm afraid not, Anon. I'm not that kind of person.
Besides, she has a fear of touching! Can you imagine how that would play out?
>>8903711
...The part of your brain responsible for making dreams must be smoking something rather... interesting.
>>8903719
+ She's not packing much junk like Iowa does, eh?
>>8903711
Sounds like a typical Friday night.
>>8903697
Hell no.
>>8903711
I haven't sat inside the tank while dealing with people in a while.
>>8903715
Your bandages got grass stains on them.
>>8903719
THE PERSON I HATED ALL MY LIFE NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING TO ME PERSONALLY! It's enough! It's enough, and you're the only person who's done something like that to me here!
>>8903731
Eh, I'll change 'em later.
>Doggo examines this "tank". He's never seen it before. What kind of tank is it? Fishtank? Military tank?
>captcha 3200 piscina
>Captcha says fishtank
>>8903716
>>8903717
>>8903724
>mfw I woke up
I bet you dream of similar stuff and just don't remember it. I remember my dreams pretty much every single day.
>>8903729
How was yours?
>>8903731
Then... Let's go in the tank together!
>>8903711
Well if you're not into the centipede then maybe you wanna join me to go 69 some cherokee chick down at the quad, y'all know those chicks can get
Also your dreams are fucken' weird, dude.
>>8903741
One thing in common was a lot of tentacles... Nothing else though.
>>8903741
My dreams tend to get steamy too often.
>>8903741
Yeah, probably. Dreams be weird.
>>8903746
Really? What happened?
>>8903742
N-no, that's almost as bad!
>>8903754
...why? Are you in heat?
>>8903715
>Alfred looks at the dog with a wondrous look on his face, like he just found out the meaning of life.
...Yo, is that... Is that a dog? Wrapped in toilet paper? Oh, my God, that's adorable! Holy heck, it's adorable! I thought this kind of stuff only happens during Halloween!
>>8903728
Yes! Oh, my God, yes! She's not exactly my ideal partner in that regard! Rika, I mean!
>>8903731
Rika, come on, man. Have I been around that often to constantly antagonize you? I haven't even had another incident like that in like, what, six months?
And I know I have. I don't know about the "only" part, but I did do it. But you have better people to hate. People that insult you, spit curses at you; if you want to hate someone, they're right there.
>>8903767
Well to sum it up. Very deep, very wet and a lot of moaning~
>>8903770
...
...It's not toilet paper. It's bandages. As in the medical kind.
...And it's not a costume.
>>8903772
Lewd.
>>8903741
I dreamt I was in a really old car driving to work.
That's it.
>>8903740
>Military, albeit very weird-looking.
I thought mummies were supposed to give a crap about how they were preserved.
>>8903741
...You're not stepping foot inside that thing.
>>8903770
You're the closest I've got, dammit! The only people that do that are faceless! Don't act all superior about it, just...JUST LET ME!
Ever fart so hard you hurt ya bum?
>>8903767
Maybe, I just have issues sleeping.
>>8903781
w-wageslave dreams!...
>>8903772
O-oh... lewd... I meant how was your friday night!
>>8903766
Yeah, they don't really ever make sense.
>>8903782
I just want a... sight-seeing tour...
>>8903791
you're disgusting
>a thief sneaks into the again thread and starts stealing everyone's clothes while they are not looking
>>8903778
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>8903803
And I just told you cutie pie!
>>8903807
>you steal a pair of underwear that belongs to a your mom
>>8903814
>to a your mom
>>8903782
>Lucky gives an exasperated groan.
I'm not actually a mummy. Yes, I'm covered in bandages to the point where I look the part. Yes, my house has a bunch of Ancient Egyptian stuff in it. Yes, I'm in love with a cat who has a thing for Ancient Egyptian stuff. No, I'm not actually a dead dog who's been mummified and brought back to life.
Just one with really bad luck regarding physical trauma, who chooses to hide his many scars with the same bandages he uses to dress wounds.
>>8903807
...Uh. ...Has anyone seen my #23 shirt?
>>8903778
I-- Wait, what? That's not toilet paper? And it ain't a costume? What? But you look plenty alive, you can't be a--
>Alfred suddenly look very pale, taking off his glasses in shock.
Y-You're not a g-ghost, are you? Look, I didn't mean any offense! I didn't mean it!
>>8903782
Rika, seriously. I don't... You hate me, and I know that very clearly, but...
Why should I, man? Why should I allow you to keep hating me when I don't even come in the mornings anymore?
>>8903803
I don't give tours! And especially not to near-total strangers!
>>8903828
>She's silent and uncomfortable-looking for a good while.
...You know, I kinda guessed that by the fact that you were breathing. I work with undead pretty regular, you didn't have to say stuff like that. Like seriously.
>>8903807
Didn't need those clothes anyway.
>>8903828
Are you looking for your #23 shirt? Because I think I saw it a awhile ago.
>>8903813
O-oh...
>
>>8903840
>starts climbing up the tank and makes his way to the entrace
>>8903839
Because it gives me...SOMETHING, dammit! Something I can focus all that frustration and stress on instead of lashing out AS often to people that don't deserve it in the slightest, okay!?
>>8903859
>It closes by itself.
Just how often do you think people try and do that?
>>8903839
No, I'm not a ghost either, I... uggghhhh. I'm not dead.
Dead people don't eat.
>>8903840
...I... yeah. Sorry for the outburst. I... kinda get it a lot. People thinking I'm actually a corpse walking, I mean.
>>8903852
Uh... yeah. It's kinda important to me, I'd like it back.
>>8903860
...But I never started playing.
>>8903859
Well it did start out like this.
>She lets out a low sigh before leaning over towards Aikawa, pressing her lips against his own with a slight tease from the tip of her tongue flicking quickly across him then as quickly as she moved in, they pulled away letting out soft snickers like the cheeky little girl she is.
>>8903871
Well I don't have your shirt but I do know someone who has it.
>>8903871
Well...you know, it's kinda to be expected when you dress and kinda...act like that, you know?
>>8903878
>Throws bucket full of icecold water over the succ
>>8903879
Well... who has it?
>>8903883
>Doggo sigh.
Yeah, I know, but... still.
>>8903886
A bucket full of ice water? What is this, 2014?
>>8903886
>Becomes completely soaked in the freezing water, shivering before removing their soaked clothing and dries themselves off.
Great non, now I'll be naked until my clothes dry~
>>8903863
And when have you done that, huh? In the last week, how many times have you focused that stress onto something? I wasn't here for that, so I'm afraid you have to fill me in.
'Cause if you're expecting me to stay around just to be your stress toy, then I'm afraid you have another thing coming, man.
>>8903871
I mean, well, you're not wrong, but... Zombies eat things, and vampires technically do, too! But I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not dead!
Still, even if it's not a costume, you picked a real bad time to come out! It's dark as heck, you nearly gave me a heart attack!
>>8903878
AHHHH!
>covers mouth
>doesn't talk to not expose his weakness
...!
>>8903863
Nooo! Let me in!
>tries to pull it open
I just wanna see!