tf2g

cat people should be killed

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>>8871124
Nice I love tf2 i got over 800 hours on it. Anyone else mains soldier?

)there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that have less than 3k hours in tf2

im a cat person

*meows*

>>8871337
ive been playing tf2 since orange box came to ps3

*k*lls no. 8871350*

ive been playing since 2013 but i dont have 3k hours
also does it really matter
i dont think hours make a difference because ive been destroyed by 1k hours before and i destroyed someone with 3k hours

>>8871337
nice get

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solve THIS

isnt most of this solved already

>>8871124
Redpill me on this.

redpill me on dotsy

>>8872808
solve the rest of it if you think its so easy

>>8872757
>>8873011
kys

rude

anonymous should be killed

but you are also anonymous

um

bluepill me on dotsy

here take this *give you a blue pill*

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*sleeps*

*kisses human and her snails good night*
*whispers 'sleeping should be illegal' in her ear*

somebody tell me a sniper bedtime story please

once upon a time you died and i lived etc etc the end

*thanks you*
*kisses you*
*sleeps*

zzzz

>>8871350
cats are assholes. cute, but total assholes. dogs ftw.

Hey guys can I get some help on picking out a gaming PC?
Not sure what to buy, but ideally it would run things like Overwatch and GTA V without a problem
Thanks

yes its called a gun and you should shoot yourself with it
ideally in the head

Woof

edgy ttf2gs must be cuddled

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*wakes up*

>>8879133
that is a nice reddit meme (the thing where you call cats assholes) but i dont get it

i've never seen the thing where cats knock things off tables happen (another popular thing to say on reddit)

dogs are for epic redditors who cant stand the thought of their pet being even a little independent

dog people should be killed

hugging human should be mandatory by law

i made coffee

>>8871124
>tfw 3500 hours in tf2
where has it gone?
i miss the newbie days of vs saxton hale and 24/7 dustbowl and trade servers.
i long for the hours of work trying to get that perfect hat for my main, and feeling so good about the shittiest looking loadouts

*pushes human on her bed*
*pulls her skirt up*
*cums on her butt before even penetrating*

what have i done
im a premature ejaculator now

oh

*falls asleep in humans bed*

i wish i could read the old thread

why

need a dispensa here

i didn't get to see if i got responded to
and i dont know how to desu

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8810685

ヒューマンのミルクを飲みたい

oh

N-NANI

>>8871265
Almost everyone? Soldier is the most popular class to main.

i want to milk dotsy

are you sure

yes!

dotsy cant lactate

>>8884175
**is the most braindead

dotsy has three lactating glands

does that mean that dotsy has 3 nipples
does that mean she is the one who posted her third nipple here
does that mean her name is isaac

that was the worst forced meme ever posted here

i meant dotsy has two lactating glands and one lactating glans

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>>8871247
people in general should be killed.

i really need to know who posted the third nipple though
i was planning on putting it on an objecter and naming it "*name's* third nipple" but i didnt want a real name i wanted an internet name

autism

tfw no cute autistic boyfriend hiding under my desk

autists should be killed

but i dont want you guys to die

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>post from college ip
>get this

fucking lol

i hate living

loling fuck

>>8885257
masturbate eat play video games work out learn something sleep

>>8885281
i hate masturbating
i hate video games
i hate sleeping
i hate spending the "best years of my life" on my computer
i don't know what to do

do you hate dotsy

>>8885393
how long can you do this for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvxNkmjdhMM

i wish i could live like in that one movie where the person was born old but as years passed he became younger

everybody respects you in your first years of life, you get a full pass on everything even though youre nothing
then as you age you become more experiened and younger, so you have even more possibilities and know how to make right decisions
then as youre getting a lot younger and basically a child youve learned more than a normal person would and you know how to manipulate everything

>>8885436
i do not know dotsy
>>8885475
???

i wish you could just be content on who you are and act on your interests

>>8885501
get on the floor and count the seconds and tell me

>>8883660
human milk ni nomitai

isnt that the proper way of saying it...

>>8885534
ni is a location particle
{the milk of (no) human} = object marked by wo particle
i want to drink

i also wish i could be content about who i am

>>8885590
so human milk wo nomitai? . you're right, i was think ni ikimasu for some reason. wonder why google translated his phrase to what he wrote

i wish i could FUCKING KILL third world shitters

>>8885932
google translate sucks for japanese

you cant kill me baby

*milks every tf2g*
its okay calm down

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i added caching so it should spam their api with less requests now

post lists come with details of all posts in them and it now saves those details for a bit in case you view one of the posts (it used to request the details again if you viewed a post)

it also fixed a bug where it wouldn't remember the scroll position when navigating forward/back

dont tell anyone but i switched to a d*rk theme in vs code

i fixed a bug where i wasnt touching ** ****

kys

why

why not

i asked first

idiot

*posts that video again*

will i get as good as you if i watch it

yes!

someone on reddit said you have to be a chef to tell someone their cooking sucks

do you really

do you have to be a programmer to tell someone if their program sucks
do you have to be an engineer to tell someone that their bridge sucks
if no, then why do you have to be an artist to tell someone that their art sucks

im not reddit or her but its just a worthless opinion if you cant express why it sucks and how it could be improved

yes!
yes!

>hey this bridge is fucking broke
>oh yeah well i wanna see you design a better one!

<:/

>:3

>>8889870
everybody can see the bridge is broke, so what worth does it have if you state it

can everyone see me

so youre saying that until a creator is criticized about their creation, its completely flawless?

dotsy isn't flawless

human is a butt

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is it "to warm up" and "to cool down" because hot air rises

What exactly is tf2g?

humanposting and autistic arguments

>>8871247
wh y
>>8871337
I don't play tf2
>>8871350
are you me>>8872757
I'll try
>>8879133
but that's wrong
>>8886000
oh

get a fucking computer already

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r-rate my l-loadout t-tf2g uwu

>>8891984
why
>>8892094
I really unironically like it

I have never seen a single loadout in tf2 that I like, it's just noise to me.

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what about my scout

>>8892495
changes are subtle enough to not look like a 2 year old went crazy with crayons on it

>>8892495
your glasses are suck delete them

shut the fuck up

>>8892594
he's right the scout is not lara croft
get some deus spex or something

>>8892581
thanks
>>8892594
delete yourself nerd

>>8892622
make me dad
>>8892627
im alkways right
>>8892629
not even gonna reply to you

>>8892629
>>8893072
dad here, you two shake dicks and make out immediately

im not into incest
i dont have brothers

im the actual dad

youre both grounded

does that mean they arent allowed to go outside

does anyone want to seed me

dotsy isn't cute

sure ill seed you

but i dont see any additional peers
did you lie to me

my friends are hanging out without me
I might cry

im not that easy
ill seed you after a romantic dinner

i did the anime drawing thing
i discovered another thing im awful at

post your anime

someone say something nice to me
or something

i like your posting style and i think it is cute

wow thank you
wanna marry

xionxang give me the leaked gorillaz album and make my ass leak with your cum

or maybe actually make my head leak with a gunshot

i dont want to post my anime
its awful
just like me lol

I cried a little

who cares
just post it
you are already in trash

i deleted it
now its in the trash trash

I'm trash
*is disliked by mostly everyone and is essentially just a waste of physical space with little to no use*

*pets the trash*

I tried to cut my thighs but I couldn't
I'm always scared of pressing harder when cutting
I wish I wasn't such a pussy so at least my sadness would achieve something

if it doesnt feel good then dont do it you fucking idiot
thats common sense
go take a walk or something

I might do that but will it really help

>>8897251
Put your ass in my ass.

it kind of helped me
just dont get mugged
also do you have brothers or sisters

>>8897349
UM

yes
why

*mugs you*
hand over your butt pretty boy

oh
nevermind
i thought of a good compelling argument to make your parents pay attention to you more but it requires you to be a lone child
is it brother or sister
how many

they don't love with me
what was the argument

I meant
live

its kind of a pathetic argument so i cant share it
sorry

now i wanna know too
better spill it or im gonna mug your butt next

*doesnt spill it*
heh looks like youll have to do it the HARD way ;) ;) ;) ;)

it can't be more pathetic than me
it's the fucking internet just post it

as you wish *activates boner*

ok i was thinking if you were the only child you could have said something like "how am i even going to get kids" and parents would get really worried they wont become grandparents because thats what every parents wants, to see their child grow up into an adult
but its probably bad advice for you cause itll probably just make you feel like shit even more

lol

just b urself man

I walked a little
it didn't help
it was pretty much same as before only instead of thinking stuff and being sad alone on the couch I was thinking stuff and being sad alone on the street

run away and come to canada
ill be here

I'd say I'll go in like 5 years but I'll probably be dead or poor in 5 years
so

me too
damn

i wish depression didnt exist

*cums*
sad story dudes

tfw no gf

>voluntary desiring a succubus (male) in your life

tfw no f

i can b your f

^that was cute

I wish I was cute

its what on the inside that counts

>>8898810
you can be cute if you want to

>>8898837
*puts it in you*
you are right

what the hell stop that

sorry i didnt mean to dq (direct quote) *fucks you hard*

okay thanks
you better not dq me in the future again

whoever replies to me first decided what anime i watch

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>>8899799
fuck you

watch mlp fim

i said anime not trASH

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>>8900226
well too bad, you get trash anyway. watch the new berserk anime.

okay

i keep waking up with a massive boner but no tf2g to put it in besides me

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i made coffee

i forgot to post "i woke up"

anonymous is NOT me

human woke up with a massive boner and is ashamed to admit it

um

um

I woke up
I dreamt about a cute German girl and she looked like this girl I like
I also dreamt that I let some kiddie rape me and it was hot

still sad my friends hanged out without me
want to die more than I want to cry

I just noticed who made the party and it was a friend I'm not too close to her so now I'm just pissed off at that fucking birch for not inviting me
at least she didn't invite many people
slash blog

>birch
*invites you to http://steamcommunity.com/groups/funnygirls*

how many irl boys do you know that you would like to kiss

i do not like kissing

you are very special human

i almost cried at work today

anonymous is not me


my pals say im special

>>8904634
like two maybe three
>>8904640
you are not me

^^why
do you need a hug or a kiss

>>8904656
you are not me

>>8904640
you are not me

>>8904656
you are not me

i flash backed to my sister
i want to kill her
i HATE my sister

>>8904659 meant for No.8904649

No.8904655
why
do you need a hug or kiss

what does that mean

is she cute

tholey wants to fuck his little sister

whoms'st?

i want to beat HER and tell her shes f*t and *gly nightly

I faced my problem instead of ignoring it
it didn't help much

sad!

*cries*

are you me

i woke up
i was shooting laser guns at demons and then this god-sized eyeball monster appeared with eyeballs attached to it and i couldnt kill it and it destroyed the earth
it was incredibly scary because dreams are like that but writing it feels silly

i need $2.67 cdn how do i earn it fast

your dream sounds cooler than mine

for what :o

>not asian gf
sad!

a game

kys

go s*ck a cock or something or just pirate the game

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>s*ck a cock
nobody will give me money over the internet like this
>pirate the game
i am trying
its been like this for a while

stupid people should be killed

kill me

kill me

kill me first
i want to see my foreskin in heaven

https://btdb.in/q/ilamentia/
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4882314
you probably want the one with the biggest version number and more than zero seeds

seed THIS

dotsy should be seeded

*installs dotsy*
*plays dotsy*
what the hell this game sucks

you play a simulator of a tf2g
for some reason its just shitposting and self loathing

my favorite route is the xionxang one

what
which route is that

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i found this meme on tesgeneral.com

i forgot to mention how awful that site is and how you shouldn't make every single thing on your site depend on scripts being enabled

>>8871265
>800 hours

Fuck off newfag. If you dont have 2000 or more hours then you officially have no right to say you're decent at it.

i think when i last checked it loaded articles and everything using scripts and clicking links has a delay before anything happens so it probably uses scripts to reimplement that functionality too

i really really dont see the point when browsers already have native support for loading pages and moving between them

stupid people should be killed

now some of my friends want to hang out but apparently nobody can
or maybe they just don't want to
but they did want to yesterday

dont take the xionxang route
it leads to the bad ending

>real life friends
>"hanging out"
are you some kind of a normal person

no shes my personal slave bitch
i let her out on saturdays

someone on tf2g said i cant stop thinking about dotsy

it's OBVIOUSLY not true

>>8911620
were gonna go to the movies tomorrow uwu

>>8914493
just pirate the movie

idiot

are you feeling better than yesterday

>>8914701
pirate it for me
>>8914906
yes
I think

>>8914906
3:50 AM - kiriikp: i am okay

>>8914934
thats good
>>8915104
you are not her

>>8915342
how did you know kiriikp wasn't feeling good yesterday

i feel cucked

what

um

uh

i said what i meant

what do you mean

>>8915383
human is d*mb

i KNEW it

it

>>8915449
you are not me

what did you know

that youre a fucking d*m d*m lol

i wish i was fucking

help how do i clean my keyboard

did you

um

p-p-pp-p-p--p-pervert!

stop that
and no
its just dirty

what kinda keyboard is it

in b4 kiriikp ruins her thinkpad keyboard

its a shitty one

you can probably just take the keys out with some leverage or a bent needle or something

i want to take dotsy out

that is so nice human im sure youd make a cute couple

um

i will

you will what

i will **

*um

*ums*

um

nighty night
*sleeps in your bed*

u_u

wtf why is there a cute girl in my bed
*creeps up to her and cuddles*

um

anonymous is not me

i would NEVER sleep in a /trash/ user's bed

you are also not a cute girl

um

yeah
thats right
youre an ugly boy

boys should be killed

>50% of the world population is executed
>women are now in power
>nobody wants to do menial labour because theyre weak and unwilling
>productivity rates drop by a million percent
>they havent figured out how to genetically engineer sperm because they are women
>the human race is completely wiped out within 30 years because the old ones cant take care of themselves and young ones grew up in an uncivilized world with no chance to produce offsprings

i will sleep

weak

Doggo

i cant ride your wave anymore
im not a surfer

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>>8910271
is that even A question?

>>8918378
my bed is super clean, i just got new sheets, and purple pillow cases

@18695
>other 50% is populated
>demand for transgirls and traps blows out the roof
>create wombs for men
>go into a future of artificially installed wombs and preggers boys

i woke up

wake me up

if you think this is over then you're wrong~

also I also woke up
also>>8925022
that's hot and also nice dubs

dotsy isn't a king of limbs

>>8925187
why isn't a furry artist capitalizing on the unicorn toast meme by making a unicorn jizzing on toast

dotsy has good rhythm when thrusting a cute boy's ass with her monster cock

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>>8925204
I'm not sure

>>8925546
my grandma used to do those
i think it was so she could feel smart
i H*TE my grandma

stupid and smart people should be killed

>8925546
what method did you use to solve it
>8925560
maybe she just did it for fun and a sense of accomplishment

thrust my c*te *ss with your monster c*ck

idiot

>>8925543
dotsy would NEVER do something like that

>>8925576
I'll explain when I go to canada

how do i make music with a computer?

how do i make a painting with a calculator

how do i make sex with benis

sex should be illegal

@8925615
8008
@8925638
sit on it

tfw no cute little autist girlfriend (human)

kys

>>8925657
why

*sits on 8925645's benis a little*

>>8925671
>>8925671
why not

>>8925681
>>8925681
>>8925681
i asked first

>>8925687
>>8925687
>>8925687
>>8925687
prove it

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>>8925678

double penetration is REALLY hot
*gets her buttons pushed*

>>8925700
>>8925700
>>8925700
>>8925700
>>8925700
*makes you cum instead*

>>8925721
>>8925657

>>8925728
>>8925728
>>8925728
>>8925728
>>8925728
>>8925657

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.

>>8925735
I kyssed a boy once

>>8925745
i dated a boy once
he didn't even like me
i H*TE boys now

>>8925755
you are not me

>>8925758
how was that even directed at you
that was a random comment

>>8925767
idi*t

>>8925767
anonymous was replying to me

i think

>>8925774
you are not me

>>8925735
*hugs you from behind and doesn't let you go*

>>8925773
>>8925758

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quit h*ckin confusing me

>>8925790
quit arousing me

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>>8925806
quit having a benis

>>8925806
take your dick out and stroke it a bit cutie

furries should be killed

furries should be converted to normal people by cute boypussies

gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be killed too

>>8925815
fuck
>>8925821
b-but i shouldn't

>>8925853
maybe you need some help *kisses the tip of your *****

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>>8925875
haha
gay dude

>>8925919
*swallows your mess*
lol

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>>8925951
i don't have a d*ck

>>8925981
prove it

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i can't

fuck that Pokémon

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i wish it would f*ck me

fuck dotsy

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i am not dotsy, human, or kiri

why is human so obsessed with dotsy
shouldnt she be obsessed with kiriikp

i am NOT obsessed with dotsy

but you are talking about dotsy A LOT

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i w*sh i was c**e

prove it

>8926083
you are cute and i want to do THAT to you

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kissing is gross

that is why you close your eyes when you do it

>>8925919
>>8925981
>>8926005
>>8926038
>>8926049
>>8926083
>>8926159
stop

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>>8926224
why

kissing is really really cute
but the best part is before the kiss when you look at the girl (****) in her eyes really deeply and you both know exactly what comes next
you feel really connected with the person in a way

>>8926233
you're gonna make me *um

i want to make dotsy ***

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>>8926258
oh