Hungertale Thread
HG First 0
Ruins, good luck everyone!
>>8870999
Heh. I'll be taking this!
Another piece of treasure for me!
>>8870999
Strange... oh well, I'll just do what I always do and walk away from it and forget it.
>>8870999
Hm, I should watch my step. These ruins are crumbling apart.
>>8870999
>>8870999
Yes, thank you. You know, I could have sworn I heard one of them speak!
Don't give me that look! I know what I've heard!
>>8870977 (Prop. Knight)
Keh? I don't know. Probably. It has been a few months, has it not? But who are you calling "pupil"?
>>8870999
Is this where all of those guys live? Wow. Kinda sucks...in a weirdly charming way.
>>8870999
G-Good, that place is kind of scary
>>8870879
W-What's wrong with the girl on my left?! t-thanks host for censoring her.. stuff
>>8870985
>I-I just copy paste the name..
>>8871006
How are we upholding the fact that the games are top priority if we're allowing people to completely ignore the games? That's a bit counterintuitive.
>>8870999
kill me once i'm done please
>>8870999
Come on...it'll be funny...
It's not like they're alive or anything...
>>8870999
Listen, man, I don't think it's very fair that I popped into this place with my hands 'n legs tied behind my back. This just screams 'rigged.' So, if ya wanna just untie m-
...Gettin' reeeaaaal sick of the bloodbath deaths today..
>>8870999
>Propeller Knight stays afloat as the ground crumbles.
Hah! This is easier than I remember? Isn't that right, friend? ...Friend?
>>8871031
Who else but you, of course! I've taken it upon myself to instruct the lesser members of the Order, you know. It's a very time consuming job, too, seeing as how I AM at the top, of course.
>>8871036
>if we're allowing
Why are you under the assumption you can somehow control what happens in this board? It's /trash/, you can do whatever the fuck you want here.
>>8870999
>>8871054
>judges you in mute language
>>8871054
is it funny if i kissu you? :3
test
>>8871035
her verts
>>8871041
I-it's just switches
Day 1!
>>8870999
I'll get the camera.
>>8871076
And a cute gif! Aww!
>>8871066
We can shitpost them out until they stop obviously. Why do you think shitposters exist in the first place?
>>8871066
THIS
>>8871076
I-It's going to take days to get all these pineapples out...
I think I'm gonna cry...!
>>8871076
Oh well, good thing I don't have any sort of currency.
>>8871079
>she looks like she's talking with him about her day, so cute.
>>8871076
>>8870994
You just took one of the worst case scenarios and used it to justify calling in game ship events stupid. That's intellectually dishonest and we all know that if it was someone you wanted to ship with, it's going to be more real than anything you make up in the threads.
And that will always be superior.
I'm not saying having some Rp first is wrong, but completely dismissing game events just gives everyone the idea of you bias.
>>8871076
Thank you, come again.
>>8871076
Serves you right for overestimating you own powers.
>>8871068
...
Too much?
>>8871070
N-No...so don't try it.
>>8871076
...
Does it usually take this long? We could just walk, you know...
>>8870999
>Neo eyes the dummy warily, giving it a light jab with her parasol, but not with her blade.
>>8871076
>Neo kicks her legs, offering a smile to Duncan as she waits for a fish to bite.
>>8871076
This stuff seems valuable.
>>8871076
I need a drink. It's just...one of those days.
>>8871118
>kicks her legs
You know what...
>>8871076
>>8871092
A... Food demon? Well this is a first... Perhaps things would go by faster if you asked for help?
>>8871084
>shitposting
>working
I remember when people said they kicked out Hoshi with shitposting. Look where he is now.
>>8871123
YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAINSAW
>>8871084
>Why do you think shitposters exist in the first place?
Because people got mad that someone said something they didn't agree with online and took things too seriously?
>>8871132
>!!!
AH!
I WASN'T CRYING!!
>Wipes away tomato sauce tears.
A-And I'm a SLIME! Not a demon!
>>8871092
EW!
>>8871094
>>8871100
>matches
>>8871063
What, just because you can fly with the birds, you now think you're above us? Hee hee hah!
>>8871076
Is there even a ferry service here? It's much too small for any sort of boat short of a rowboat! This is just stupid!
>>8871157
>eats pepperoni
>>8871136
With every 1 case of shitposting not working, there are 10 where it has.
>>8871118
>>8871076
Dont give me that look.. we been fishing for hours now and we haven`t catch anything yet.
>>8871126
>Neo smiles, wondering just what you mean.
>>8871159
>Someone abducts the poor ice cream girl!
>How rude.
>>8871159
Matching me with who? the Fox thing? does she kill good enough?
>>8871157
That's basically the same thing... Anyhow, you shouldn't stick around here too long. A bear just might come along and gobble you up.
>>8871159
Hopefully this is how I'll find my next opponent.
>>8871159
>Plague Knight throws a manga over his shoulder and leans back in the library chair he's sitting in.
Not only are these books backwards, they're indecipherable! How can people even read them? What worth is there?
>>8871137
Believe it or not, I wasn't actually quoting a song.
>>8871159
You see, THIS is what I was bitching about! I knew this'd happen, screw you!
>>8871159
I really hate talking dogs, just let me sleep furshit.
>>8871076
It basically works with fire magic!
>>8871159
I-I'm the only one with fire magic here? is kind of tedious
>>8871159
>he wakes up
...Who are you? Do I look like I need any help? I doubt so!
>>8871170
That surely worked against Aussa, Baron, Soviet, Junko, Hoshi and whatever you don't like. Shitposting ain't doing shit desu.
>>8871213
I'LL SKIN YOUR ASS RAW
>>8871159
AHH!! Why are there lasers here?!
That scared the heck out of me!
>>8871166
>The pepperoni is hot! HOT!
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE?!
>Double-slappu.
>>8871206
You think I look THAT weak!? What's with you people!
I'm a pirate! I'm feared everywhere! And I can definitely hold my own against BEARS of all things!!
>>8871240
Not hot enough!
>take another piece
>>8871226
And if my day keeps goin' this way, I just might BREAK YOUR FUCKIN' FACE TONIGHT!
>>8871245
And before you ask, yes, I did it with my mouth, if you taste blood, blame me.
Also thanks, I'm going to miss my nonexistent money.
>>8871188
FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever.
>>8871245
can you get salty over the gold and kill me now
>>8871223
Except it has worked against all of those people. They don't come around anywhere near as much as they used to with the exception of Aussa who is gradually toning down his cancer. Even Hoshi is less bad than he used to be.
>>8871240
You? A pirate? Surely this must be some kind of joke.
>>8871245
How unfortunate... Looks like I'll be roughing it outside for now.
>>8871262
>not doing it with the green arrow
nigga?
>>8871245
You think you're so slick? I can show you how to REALLY dance.
>>8871251
>Snatches it back.
STOP EATING ME!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?
>>8871179
>Neo shrugs, scooting closer to him with an unsettling grin.
>She blinks, her eyes swapping colors.
>>8871245
>Neo goes missing.
>Shame really.
>>8871245
I don't like this place...
Remind me why are we here?
>>8871245
>>8871261
I did it intentionally, goddamn it, nobody asked you to do that!
>>8871107
Some of us are that unlucky anon.
>a month straight of solo events or events with fillers.
Nah fuck that. I'm not going to ignore the slides if I'm in a game, but if I want to talk to someone I won't wait for RNG to be nice, that's simply bullshit.
>>8871245
They may make for some nice ingredients if I ever make it back.
Wait, what on earth do you mean by "matches"?
STOP SHITPOSTING RIGHT NOW
>>8871136
>Tfw they were mad at me for chasing people away
So which one is it? And why am I still here?
>>8871245
What do you mean, host?
>>8871288
Too late, you've got Type 2 Cooties.
>>8871161
>A battered and bruised Propeller Knight pulls himself up from what was once the floor to the Ruins.
Mon Dieu! An alchemist AND a psychic! You never cease to surprise and amaze, my bijou companion! Now, if you'll excuse me, my friend still hasn't crawled out of this deep, dark abyss and let me tell you, he owes me QUITE the sum of treasures.
*Ahem* Time for round two!
>Propeller Knight lets go of the edge, falling once more into what was once the floor. After a few seconds, his helmet falls with him.
>>8871245
>>8871159
Are we still in the arena...?
>>8871245
...I-I need this more than the store owner...probably...
Pai Pai is going to kill me when he finds out...
>>8871262
>Kicks legs back and forth waiting for a Baccano avafag to circlejerk with
>>8871292
I never said any of that. Talk to anyone however you want. Reply to anyone however you want.
I'm strictly talking about ships and how game events make them better than without.
Why don't we have more comedic RP?
>>8871280
It's no joke. I'm one of the most feared monster girls in all the lands. I've pillaged and plundered my way into the most nefarious pirate crew there is.
>>8871283
I like pizza...
>>8871333
Define comedic RP.
>>8871315
>Plague Knight peers down the hole and stares into the inky abyss. He hears the whirr of Propeller Knight's helmet as he descends.
...Birdbrain. Hee hee!
>>8871333
Because it's cancer.
My opinion is fact.
>>8871333
People are afraid of being called cancerous.
>>8871333
Tejina is by far one of the few comedic avas we have
>>8871223
Don't forget me :^)
>>8871333
Nobody appreciates my comedic RP so I stopped doing it.
>>8871365
You've got to be joking. First paired up with that loon, and then murdered by a frog? If I had paid for this, I'd be asking for a refund.
>>8871347
More joke avas, or maybe less serious, edgy avas.
>>8871310
Jokes on you, I got immunized when I was a kid!
>>8871365
You're too slow, majestic beast.
>>8871365
i needed an actual tribute to kill me
>>8871343
Then why don't you, oh I don't know, make an actual pizza!? SERIOUSLY!!
>>8871365
Heh. Like I'd really let myself become snack for a frog of all things.
Not that I'd let myself become a snack for anything.
Who is Tejina?
>>8871365
>Hides in a bathtub
>>8871338
I have my doubts about that since I've already gotten aboard the world's most feared pirate crew's ship. And I didn't see any food demon there. Only an assortment of demons, humans, and a reaper.
>>8871365
I was defeated by a simple frog...?
>>8871275
I'll admit that I've learned plenty from being shitposted. Not validating the method, but instead of leaving, I took a break, thought about it, learned and changed myself as much as I could. This is me personally. I'm not speaking for others. But I'm def not the zealot I used to be.
>>8871275
But Aussa, Soviet and Baron haven't changed their ways, hoshi is still being himself. Do you realise they still get shitposted regularly right? They don't give a shit, shitposting will never "kick" whatever you don't like, simply because you don't own the place.
>>8871365
Not even challenging
>>8871408
>picks you up and puts you in the oven
>>8871287
>>8871245
Because.. someone told me there was a legendary artefact here, and going alone would be a bad idea
>>8871365
Uh... I don't think I would like a partner that doesn't know magic spe-
>a frog fucking kills him
>>8871392
>I guess that somewhat explains why people like Rolf so much, since he's straight comedic RP.
>>8871365
I've got my eye on all of you flies.
>>8871404
You can get immune to this? what a surprise.
The frog plague is over
Amen
>>8871407
W-why do you want to die
>>8871416
They're huge!
>>8871437
kek
>>8871365
Frogs shouldn't be this strong...
What kind of animals are these!?
>>8871365
>she takes a sigh of relief
All that training finally paid off...and I didn't even have to put on my fighting gear...
>she's from a videogame I think, can't remember her name. Aya something?
>>8871416
Then clearly you boarded the wrong ship.
>>8871420
>She lives in a volcano... so the heat isn't much.
>She seeps through the oven door and reforms.
AM I NOT GETTING THROUGH TO YOU OR SOMETHING!?
>>8871333
Bcause u have enough with me
Pizza baking
mmm
Hoshlin is no longer underage.
>>8871437
I would cure you, but I forgot how to do that, my apologies.
>>8871443
i'm trying to get down to 0 points on the tournament thing going on
>>8871482
This place is pretty homely. I don't think anyone will mind...
>>8871482
I want my nonexistent money back.
>>8871485
Oh well whatever, atleast I can spread my infestation.
>>8871482
>>8871482
kill me in my sleep or else i'll root for you again
>>8871412
>
>>8871443
No matter what the size, I should have been able to cut through it's flesh easily. It was quite slippery however, and I got crushed trying to read it's movements.
>>8871477
These are some pretty bold claims you're making, miss. I'm sure there's more to you than what meets the eye, but I doubt it's anything that would make you the most feared pirate.
>>8871462
>implying
If that faggot cared about what kamina said he'd have dropped his self-incert a long time ago, but he keeps posting as Soviet.
Again, shitposting ain't doing shit for anyone, if we cared about shitposters TND's discord wouldn't exist in the first place.
sorry, it's crashing... I-I'll miss you Utsutsu
>>8871418
I guarantee you they don't not give a shit. They're showing up less because they give a shit. Eventually they'll change because of it and if they can't change then they'll leave. Win/win.
>>8871547
I had fun.
>>8871547
>>8871547
>saves Utsutsu
mine
>>8871547
oh my god why can't i job properly
https://youtu.be/uW4I2fPPXFM
>>8871482
>shudders
So slippery...I feel gross...
>>8871547
W-Wait...I made it this far. Don't kill me now...
>>8871542
>moving the goalposts
You implied it didn't do shit, but it obviously moved him enough to post that. Don't make bullshit claims and you won't be called out for it.
>>8871540
Just you wait and see. Maybe one day in this arena I'll get the chance to show you my true potential.
>>8871547
Okay, now what?
Ya'll need to get a grip lmao
>>8871589
>shuts down
>sends to volatile memory heaven
>boots back up
Shitposters are the reason Spike left
>>8871625
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
You'd think one brain could sleep while the other stays awake
>>8871592
Heh... I doubt you'll impress me, but I'm sure you'll put up a bit of a struggle. Until next we meet then.
>>8871623
...
>doesn't say shit just to get away from death
>>8871590
I'll have to admit. I said a lot of shit I didn't mean in the heat of the moment too.
They didn't really mean anything once I got back to my regular state of mind.
You can't rely on what people say in a public and emotional situation.
Only how they act.
>>8871625
I'd fuck her.
>>8871640
I've got my eye on you... whoever is out there.
>>8871647
Yeah, whatever you say, guy.
>>8871640
you better have poisoned that food
>>8871625
Nice ass, but her hair looks like it's about to sprout legs and walk the fuck off any second now.
>>8871685
Capra shut up
>>8871640
>>8871650
Maaaaybe I should of said something...
THEY'RE BACK
THE FROSH PLAGUE DEMANDS MORE VICTIMS
>>8871709
NO! NOOOOOOO!!!
>>8871709
i didn't even job properly
just
>>8871709
And suddenly it was Hoshi vs Filler.
This game sure took a nosedive.
>that one time I entered Lenny and his wife as a filler in Hungertale and it won.
>>8871706
When's the last time Soviet was even here, or Baron did anything stupid? Plus, look at Aussa a month ago vs. now. Sure he's still doing stupid shit but it's stupid shit on a lesser level than it used to be.
>>8871728
I'm sorry Len
>>8871727
>the flies eat the pizza
>>8871725
F
Now who will win, C.C. or "The Best"?
>>8871739
>>8871709
My name is C.C. and I'm about to eat this cheese filling.
>>8871709
Damn those are some aggressive frogs
>>8871756
Nope, everything's still bad to me, fuck what everyone else thinks.
>>8871778
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST
Someone order the victory pizza.
>Shovel Knight
>King Knight
>Plague Knight
>someone said a month ago they wanted to pick Treasure Knight
>now a Propeller Knight
Urge to pick up Tinker Knight rising.
>>8871799
>>8871800
AND THE WINNER IS...
>
>>8871783
They're truly the worst
>>8871810
>now a Propeller Knight
>now
We've reached a new age of newfag
>>8871810
>Shovel Knight
fire cannons
>>8871823
Man I love spaghetti
>It's a Hoshi wins episode
>>8871823
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8871800
>
>>8871823
https://youtu.be/PwUig18llPo
Making off with a winscreen and this guy's stuff...
>>8871823
IT'S OVAH!
PRAISE BE TO THE STARGOD, MAY HE GUIDE US SHOULD WE EVER STRAY FROM THE RIGHTEOUS PATH
>>8871823
Congratulations, C.C.!
You killed The Best for 644 EXP, placing you on level 6!
>Two Hoshi wins in a row?
>>8871823
>Congratulation
>Thanks for hosting
>>8871872
Where's the EGG?!
>>8871823
>>8871878
...
I'm gloomy.
>Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>8871853
Mmm~!
>>8871878
That wasn't hard at all!
>>8871886
He's Shorty.
>>8871823
>>8871878
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>8871878
>
>>8871895
But shorty's gone.
When all the shitposters are left with are the jaded fucks that won't host, what happens then?
>>8871889
Did someone ask for an egg?
>>8871528
Oh I haven't seen her around lately.
>>8871878
Thanks for hosting
>>8871823
Uh, congratulations.
>>8871878
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8871878
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for the game.
>>8871482
Len better watch the fuck out for Kosaku, lest he be blown to smithereens by「Quality Queen: Bites the Budget」
>>8871920
>*all the jaded fuck
>>8871823
>Neo claps in polite congratulations.
>>8871878
>The mute girl bows in thanks, even if she was removed early on.
>>8871889
i want to know as well
>>8871810
>now a Propeller Knight
King Knight warned me this is what would happen if I adventured too much, but did I listen?! Of course not! I never listen to King Knight!
>His tears propel him backwards, out of /trash/.
>>8871919
But he's Shorty.
>>8871756
>When's the last time Soviet was even here
A few times this week. Aussa irks people simply by existing and his fanclub will spout memes and shitpost just for that. It's not only them, Bolin gets shit, Aikawa gets shit, Asgore gets shit, Parsee gets shit. And yet all that shitpost hasn't made them change or even consider leaving the thread forever. See what I mean?
>>8871878
Post the other saves?
>>8871895
>>8871919
>>8871965
>Yeah, I'm Shorty. I came back because 4/20 lol get it 420 man
>>8871994
Page 2
>>8871810
>I think that was Mordecai who said that he wanted to pick up Treasure Knight, but he just kinda disappeared.
>Also, Prop. Knight's just highly inactive. He's been around for a while, I believe.
>>8871878
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8871977
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8871964
Keh?! I thought you had already gone away!
>>8871925
>>8871936
>>8871949
>>8871977
Thank you, thank you. I'm great, aren't I?
>>8871994
Page 1
>>8871977
1 kill
FFFFFFFFF
>>8871977
Thanks for giving me a chance to fight here.
>>8871997
Sweet, hope you are enjoying it, mate.
>>8871986
I don't agree with you on any of these people, except I can see where you're coming from with Parsee and Aikawa, simply because they haven't changed at all and come by regularly. That's just plain called IRL autism. The others have, again, either gotten better or don't come around near as often as they used to.
>>8871727
Please shut up Aussa
>>8871941
Oh boi ni-
>bulge
fuck u, now I have to wash my eyes with bleach
>>8871986
I never understood why Aussa was shitposted. Ok she plays bland avas, so? She's not starting up shit herself.
>>8872032
>Aussa
but that's wrong
>>8872032
Dumbass.
>>8872038
First 48, and make sure to have fun.
>>8872050
Who are you?
>>8872039
A lot oldfags are blaming him for ruining the community with his RP. Yosuke woild be a good example of one of them.
>>8872064
Emi
>>8872064
Suz
>>8872064
Togame
>>8872064
Fuck off with your bait.
Propeller Knight is Ultron.
>>8872064
Reigen Arataka
>>8872064
Yasuri Shichika
>>8872039
A lot of reasons that're mostly different each time. To sum it up it's a combination of the bland lesbian avas and just being a NEET that takes up space in his parents' house without trying to do anything to better himself. There are a lot of smaller things that have added up but those are the two biggest.
>>8872064
Damon Gant
>>8872064
Senshougahara
>>8872064
420 STARGOD
>>8872071
I don't see how Aussa himself had the power to ruin the community. He circlejerks ok but that's far less cancerous than anonymous shitters.
Well, not my problem either way.
>>8872064
Donald Trump, Love Train
>>8872064
Utsutsu
>>8872064
Vino
>>8872064
Ash Crimson
>>8872064
Sticky Fingaz
>>8872095
That's ridiculous. Next you'll tell me Bruce Wayne is Batman or something.
>>8872064
Plague Knight
>>8872114
Take it up with them lol.
>>8872064
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8872064
Nino
>>8872064
The Captain
>>8872064
Keith
>>8872064
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8872101
So he pissed off the wrong people?
>>8872064
Dale Cooper
C.C.
>>8872064
Lum!
>>8871977
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8872064
Shota Magatsuchi
>>8872064
Helenium
>>8872064
Haru
>>8872050
If you're >>8871749, pretty sure it's Lenny here >>8871878
>>8872064
Felicity
>>8872064
Kairi
>>8872064
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>8872064
Inkling
>>8872145
Sort of. There are people like Adachi and probably Grimes that shitpost him too much, but he has definitely done/said some extremely stupid shit.
>>8872064
Seth Rollins
Hosting next.
>>8872064
Avenger
>>8872064
Anders Holm
>>8872064
Leni Loud
>>8872101
Yeah so basically it's just people not minding their own business.
I have nothing for or against Aussa but yeah he's shitposted because of things irrelevant to the games or RP. I ignore him and it's just fine.
>>8872186
Hey Seth, how's the knee, would you mind looking at it for a second, you've got a stain.
Let's not forget about the times that aussa blew up.
You know how shitposters love their thin-skinned targets,
>>8872064
Parsee
>It's an honest mistake that people do all the time with posts immediately next to each other. And, as a matter of fact, I did correct it.
>Oh, look, it's the thing that's exactly what I expected you to say. You didn't even bother suggesting anything to rectify any of my supposed 'blandness'. My passive-aggressiveness is simply a matter of being poor at wording issues without sounding like a dick.
>And your next line for your 'advice' is "kys". If you're not going to be even slightly constructive, shut up and fuck off. I have a standard filename system for almost all of my avas with the exception of Breakdown, it's easy enough to filter me. In fact, considering the sheer intensity of how greatly every single insignificant post of mine triggers you, it'd be a worthwhile investment to do that. Hell, I'd post the filenames just to help you out.
>Even if I can't provide financially I still help out however I can in the house anyways, and aside from sitting at this computer, I barely take up any resources whatsoever. I'm sorry for lashing out like this, but I'm even sorrier that other people have to listen to me sperging out like this. I try and be respectful and submissive but I'm in a really irritable mood today.
>Now can you please filter me and move on with your spiteful, hate-filled life? Because I'm not leaving, and I'm not continuing this discussion further unless it's you asking me for my filenames.
>>8872213
kek
>>8872052
>Grabs a modafaking bazooka
>Shoots and fking murders ur gay face
>>8872061
But is from a fking girl! girls should have vggs and bois should have coks
>>8872186
B A S E D
>>8872175
IMPRESSION IN BUTTER
>>8872166
Yeah I recognized it.
W-Well, at least I made someone happy.
>>8872064
Adam DeVine
>>8872064
Ruby Gloom
>>8872166
Not me.
>tfw someone removed my hungertale win from this plane of existence
this is truly the worst timeline
>>8872213
Here we fucking go.
>>8872204
A lot if not all of the shitposters are trying to get him to get a job because we don't want his family dealing with his lazy bullshit. There's good reasons to not mind your own business and I'd say that's one of them.
>>8872064
Skullomania
>>8872026
>that's just plain called IRL autism
Or maybe they just don't care about what a shitposter thinks about them? Why do they have to change?
The others still act like faggots and get shit for it sometimes, maybe not as often, but they get shitpost that, by your logic, should make them change for the better or fuck off completely. Neither has happened.
>>8872233
Stop, before it becomes less than a less than pleasant memory.
>>8871878
You know, I was rooting for the robot. Congrats anyhow, and thanks for the show.
>>8872064
Rika
>>8872109
thanks fellow disciple of the star deity
8872213<<
nice i can filter this now
also kys
>>8872064
Wacko Jacko
>>8872064
Eric Andre
>>8872270
:^)
>>8872245
If you tell me who you are, I might recall...
>>8872234
I thought it was Lenny who entered it at the time, so I gave him permission to choose a more universal name
Remember when Aussa went nuclear on Aikawa?
>>8872267
It's autism because they're pretending to be an anime girl and an anime trap online and exclusively to flirt with other fully grown men pretending to be anime girls. Do you think that ISN'T autism?
>>8872285
HE'S ON HIS BACKO!
>>8872064
Cinnamon Roll
>>8872293
My worst enemy
>>8872296
Isn't it by that account also autism to rp in a Tanzanian forum?
>>8872293
Aussa - Fat Man
Misuzu - Tsar Bomba
>>8872296
>People who don't fit in my standards for not being autistic are autistic
This is why no one takes you seriously.
>tfw you're gonna miss Rigginsmania
>>8872251
>we don't want his family dealing with his lazy bullshit
Something something not your problem.
Nevermind that this constant shit is as close to harassment as you can get on an anonymous board. Besides, I know he is making an effort to get a job, but you all refuse to accept that's true.
>>8872101
His Kurumi flirts with a guy or two, mostly Matt
>>8872225
Having dicks means more fun
>>8872335
Give me your entry, Anon, I'll enter it on my behalf.
>>8872328
>Tanzanina Forum
Nigga what kind of shit have you been smokin?
This is clearly an British Scone Baking Forum.
ACCEPTING THE STARGOD'S DIVINITY IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE /HG/
wait is seth hosting
>>8872344
>projection
>>8872343
It doesn't take 3 weeks to get a job. You can get a job at a Walmart or something in a week flat, if not less time than that. He's not trying and he knows it, but he'll keep making the conscious effort to keep pushing it off and leeching off of his family.
>>8872330
I encourage you to look it up on desuarchive and realise that I was baiting her into blowing up
d e v i l i s h
>>8872382
Hosting next, Anon.
>>8872296
>Anime pretend is autism guys
Why are you changing the subject? I'm Saying Aikawa and Parsee don't give a fuck about what shitposters have to say about them, therefore shitpost is simply useless and does nothing in the bigger picture. This has been a thing since we moved here.
>>8872364
>Are you sure Rube? I know you don't like fluffy animals that walk on two legs
>If you still choose to do it: Thank you very much
>Emi
youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal airborne flames from backfire after the community turns on your fucker moron autism obsession. your legs flail in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you race from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed moral compass duties plus the time and effort you spend trying to shitpost a singular person into oblivion for being exactly like you were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
>>8872402
I just came
>>8872205
My knee is doing great, thank you ?
> He quickly checks his knee nonetheless, out of a mix of curiosity and worrying
>>8872226
You know what would even more "B A S E D" ?
That you win my games.
But as we both know that's very unlikely to happen.
>>8872335
Call in sick, or if you're as cool as me tell your boss to consider selfcest.
>>8872395
doesn't make the bomb any less potent.
>>8872407
You won one of my games, so of course I won't mind putting you in Seth's game.
Have a nice day.
>>8872402
I want to eat peaches with Monkey Ruby
>>8872431
Y-yeah I got a sick burn from the heat wave
>>8872361
Nope, having diks means degeneracy, and being fking gay, u rlly want a dik cummin in ya face? thats very gay for a dude, if u want diks date a fking guy
>People are defending sitting in your childhood bedroom at the age of 25 and refusing to get a job so you can pretend to be an anime girl online
Why do I keep coming back here
>>8872344
This shitpost will totaly make Aussa change his ways or leave guys.
just wait
any moment now
>>8872431
>>8872440
But the sight was amazing
>>8872344
>implying Aussa touches anything that high-profile
>>8872414
Solid kek
>>8872343
People who think RPing an anime girl online is autistic are really invested in shitposting someone they think has bad RP.
>>8872391
Why are you this concerned with someone else's life and taking it seriously on 4Chan? Are you a fool?
>>8872420
How's it going with torturing Hannibal?
>>8872391
>You can get a job at a Walmart or something in a week flat
That's wholly dependent on where you live. For example, it can take months for you to be accepted for a job you applied for in South Carolina, but be hired within days for the exact same thing in New York because getting hired depends on what other people do with your application after submitting it and how populated the area is.
>>8872446
>Giving a shit about any of that in the first place
Yeah just stay gone.
>>8872456
Yes, I am. I'm a fool that knows what it's like to have someone constantly bumming off of you and I don't want his family dealing with that shit. Fuck me, right?
>>8872432
>Thanks you very much then
>>8872487
Get thicker skin.
>>8872432
>>8872430
>>8872407
I sure hope you all understand that my ability redirects all bad things away from me. None of you have a chance against my D4C, LOVE TRAIN
>>8872120
Bluetsutsu
>>8872451
Better than being a criminal nigger sucking away tax dollars in prison.
>>8872430
>Bonks the fuck out of it
Good luck hosting with an injured knee.
>Walk into thread
>Everyone's obsessed with talking about The Forbidden One again
>Lay down some shitposts and leave
>>8872487
Doctor Peterson has a protip. "Sort yourself out".
I know you come here to vent and deal with the stress in your own life, but it's getting old and you sound kind of whiny.
>>8872454
Is it?
>>8872519
>saved
>>8872420
We all did.
>>8872488
No need to thank me, bye!
>>8872440
Well why don't you do that? Nothing's stopping you.
>>8872515
Now why would I want to protest the president of America?
>>8872487
methinks the lady doth protest too much
>>8872568
I'm afraid of tree-heights...
>>8872465
Hannibal got out but I still got this guy.
Host?
r u kill?
>>8872598
Just ask her to come down, silly.
>>8872296
Broooo, you know I have male ava that I use from time to time. Now give me my (You)
>>8872611
it was bait
and since theres no game seth can't host after them so we get no game
>>8872487
he actually provides more for his family than his older brother does because he has the autismbux
>>8872611
It was b8 you d*umbass
>>8872487
I know that's you, Yosugay.
>>8872613
wait parsee is a girl?
>>8872470
It's clearly a medium to try to convince everyone into thinking Aussa is as pathetic as their delusions would have him be. They do not give a shit about his life, his family, or his job. It's just shitposting and we should stop taking it seriously. That's just about it.
>>8872637
can you not h*cking swear on my profile thanks
>mfw shitposters think they're some fucking heroes
>>8872559
Tututsu
>>8872636
people figured the math with chris-chan
autism bucks are like 1-2k annually
with a minimum wage job worked even 10 hours a week, you get passed that.
>>8872613
>shitpost you for half a year
>does the same to every avafag I don't like
W-why are you still posting here? why haven't you changed? why isn't my shitpost working!?!?
>>8872660
>mfw you're shitposting right now along with straw-manning the shitposters
>>8872675
better than a pure drain
>>8872662
>cute
>also saved
>>8872660
Wage cucks tend to be self-righteous cunts lad.
>>8872713
>having a job is bad
>>8872713
They also have more bucks to spend, even after rent
>>8872612
Come down, monkey Ruby, and bring me a few peaches!
>>8872662
kek
Post ava wallpapers and what you're listening to.
>>8872691
>mfw I shitpost because I think something's genuinely funny and am not plagued by a fucked up hero complex
>>8872713
At least I'm an exception.
>>8872749
Silly billy, she's not here anymore.
>>8872759
https://youtu.be/KM3MzWYa_-Y
>>8872762
Literally no one is
you're an idiot if you think otherwise
>>8872759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUL3j56aqm0
>>8872759
https://youtu.be/GgRdFE-m26A
>>8872759
>Same song on loop as always Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIk-5C4PW-s
>>8872709
Kazootsu
>>8872736
On a personal level a job is good, but essentially you're feeding into a system that doesn't value your life and only cares about the amount of profit that you can make for them. Essentially you've got to turn human instinct inside out, replacing love and compassion for greed and heartlessness. There's no room in the corporate machine for doing the right thing morally and more often then naught it's discouraged
>>8872759
>https://youtu.be/cTl0ky4DcHA
>>8872759
https://youtu.be/67z9WGt5jDc
I'm a pretty gay lobotomite tb.h fa.m
>LF
>le grown men pretending to be anime girls are autistic XDDDDD
why the fuck are you here then?
D-did Shorty leave already
>>8872759
>I follow the Church of Dach.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrtUmgNFoHk
>>8872759
https://youtu.be/LzPJx-jN1y4
>>8872759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs
Gonna be making a new ava wall.
>>8872759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUpLcnLkxs
>>8872759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UByjIIeniaU&list=PLqtvrLvpStoq0YaTi_ylIiiIOi65Iw9IT&index=30
>>8872809
Who gives a fuck, I get paid, I feed my family, I fuck, I play vidya, and then i die.
Kys, you fucking hippie
>>8872820
you've posted this before
>>8872805
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Y7xO-r-Y8
>you've unleashed a monster, anon
>>8872776
There are people here who genuinely think shitpost is saving this place.
>>8872831
Shorty was never here, buddy. That was a meme.
>>8872823
Because I don't pretend to be an anime girl.
>>8872811
They are literally doing this just to get fun out of it
you are a complete moron
>>8872530
> sells it like he knocked his foot against a table leg
..Not this shit again.
This shtick's getting tiring, y'know ? What is it, the third or four time already ? I don't even remember !
That freakin' piece of crap crumble under the pressure harder than a rookie making his in-ring debut.
And now I've gotta host earlier because the other wanker pulled some of those hilariously original bait n' switch..
>>8872626
Give me 13 mins the time I go find some tape to bandage my stupid knee and I should be in condition to host a game without collapsing.
>>8872831
Shorty is always with us, because you are Shorty. And so am I. And so is everyone.
>>8872867
I'm making a new one, that I won't release, because I'm kinda tired of showing the avas that I don't play much.
>>8872867
>Nigga I have one ava
>>8872759
>Just watching shit, you know who-all I am.
Hell yeah! Anime girls are autistic! ANIME BOYS ARE JUST FINE THOUGH! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEEEEEERRDS
>>8872850
Unless you work a job in the automotive, fishing, i literally any manual labor field shut the fuck up you worthless numale
>>8872770
O-oh... Too bad.
>>8872867
Didn't you hear? It's not cool to post those anymore because the cool people think it spoils the fun of HG and we should follow whatever they do. Get with the times, brah.
>>8872867
>I'm aware.
>>8872867
I regret nothing.
>>8872851
>>8872867
I reposted a lot of things.
And that's my ava wall. People should take one look at the star and know what the fuck is up.
My avatar wallpaper is the one you see in your heart when you look upon the star.
>>8872871
Nigger, I know for a fact that Adachi and Yosuke do this unironically and I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of lurkers fell for why they were doing it too and help provide support.
>>8872867
They can be if you use your imagination
>tfw everyone is shitposting about something you don't care about and you're just trying to have fun
>>8872903
Lol, kys hippie faggot.
Whatever you need to believe to make sense of your shitty reality. I'm getting paid, bitch.
But what if you like your job
>>8872867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QYvqDr7kCo
>>8872963
Then you're one lucky cunt to get a job that's actually enjoyable.
But why do you cucks care
>>8872963
Suz believes you're a willful slave to the system because he didn't get what he wanted in life.
>>8872949
I'm not actually Shorty, friend. Few men are.
>>8872963
I work a job I love that is also taxing on me physically so while I love it, I also hate the shit out of. But the company is good, and actually cares to an extent so... Maybe I'm lucky?
>>8872956
Lol no your not. Quit lying lmfao