HG thread
at least 24
pet rock
Punished Mark Hoffman
>>8869277
Donald Trump, Love Train
War-torn Wojak
>>8869277
Redpill me on this.
Bell-Sama
OP's Doctor
Stevie and his nuggets
Annoyed Pepe
/vp/ poster
>>8869277
Dobson
>>8874657
And now, for something that annoys the average /vp/ poster - Best Bro Ballio.
Robbie Rotten
DIO
Reigen Arataka
Lord Beerus
Togame
>tfw you post your entry before taking notice of the entry posts time
Yasuri Shichika
BASED STAR MAN
Suz
>>8869277
Elf-chan
Eric Andre
>>8881310
>kissu
Gunpuku no Himegimi
MEME
>>8881332
>quick cheek kissu
>>8881356
YOU!
THANK YOU!
>>8881349
What a district.
>>8881387
Alright I'll trust you, just don't go biting my bugs brotendo
>>8881393
>>8881399
>auto correct ruined the joke
>>8881408
Just don't use autocorrect, unless you have sausage fingers
>>8881408
It's like you do it on purpose.
Anyways, don't stop.
>>8881415
Good point.
Do you remember when they discovered the giant squid and that was huge news and now nobody gives a shit
Why don't we give a shit anymore that's super cool shit it's giant squids
Giant
Squids
Niggas
Why isn't a group of squids called a squad
>>8881447
>>8881463
Thanks for hosting t b h
>>8881440
Shit like calling a group of crows a murder was decided many many years ago, people just call them a group of x now
>>8881469
crows
>>8881475
flock of crows
>>8881469
But why don't we call them a squad
>>8881463
Thanks for hosting
>>8881477
army of crows
>>8881483
multiple crows in close proximity
>>8881483
Aikawa how the fuck do I use your background replacer bullshit the previews aren't working
>>8881466
>kissu
>>8881489
ensemble of crows!
>>8881520
DO YOU WANT ME TO START HOSTING OR NOT WOMAN (MALE)
>>8881528
YOU'RE bullshit. There are no previews. Clarify your question.
>>8881535
What's the point of the thing I can click on that says "See it" then.
>>8881551
I want to fuck this cat
>>8881561
That is part of the website I cannot remove. It displays the default background.
You may not see it, but it actually displays a single pixel of gray background. It gets repeated over the entire website.
You're supposed to put the link to your own background there. Or upload your own, though I don't recommend uploading, it's slow.
>>8881576
I figured it out thanks Akwao your tools are confusing but I appreciate them
>>8881631
>cums on Aikawa
+1 UID
oh
>>8881631
I want to see Aikawa naked
>>8881631
>tfw will never ever be on this
>>8881582
N-no problem
>>8881638
shut up grr
>>8881643
I want to see Yuno naked
>>8881631
Where's Junko?
>>8881660
nice rp
>>8881660
I can't help my feelings!
>>8881671
nice rp
What would it take to see Aikawa's butt in panties irl?
>>8881551
What happened to Serval-fag?
>>8881718
They fucked off
>>8881711
private chat with Yuno, maaaybe.
>>8881419
Cheerio!
>>8881722
Why?
>>8881727
Post crossdress irl, legs are not enough trappy.
Need a host?
>>8881736
7:00 AM host is best host
I was starting to get a lot of hope in life and then I remembered that Suz is a 6 year old girl irl and now I'm just sad.
I was starting to get a lot of hope in life and then I remembered that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, and now I'm just sad.
>>8881756
NO ONE CARES,FUCKBOY
>a clawed girl waits for the thread to be lively
>>8881734
Nope
>>8881767
Please let me worship your cock!
>Yukine
>>8881767
nice rp
>>8881786
>insert sad pepe here.
>>8881788
i like how this last second went into a plague knight shitpost
>>8881781
>makes it lively by hugging her
Let me eat and I'll host in about 10 minutes
>>8881787
Thou art allowed to be plowed by my spear of beef.
>>8881788
Utter heresy. Thine mother is a whore who worships my cock.
>>8881802
Thanks Vert
>>8881761
BUH GAWD, KING! HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
>>8881806
Shhh.
>>8881797
>she wraps her claws around the succubus, smiling
Hello!
>>8881809
V E R T MEANS GREEN
>>8881812
Very good Anon. You get a star sticker today.
Hell yea finally done with nonfatal bloodbath events and it only took 5 hours we're really making progress here boys
>>8881819
Bert
>>8881822
How many do you have?
>you will never fight your HG shitposting nemesis to the death
Why the fuck even live?
>>8881837
Neat. What's the code about?
>>8881849
Mafia theme. Hope it goes well. Tried hosting once before, but I was doing it for the (You)s and the host immunity, not really because I wanted to host. I think I'm finally ready to step up and start hosting because it's something I want to do for fun instead of for popularity.
>>8881811
>she picks her little lobster up, cradling her
Hello~ Had any fun today?
>>8881866
kill yourself baron
>>8881862
That's the spirit! Because let's be honest, while being a host can earn you sympathy point, most don't care in the end. It certainly doesn't protect Aikawa and Asgore from shitposters at least.
So good job, don't rush it but I hope we'll see it soon enough!
>>8881862
I'm looking forward to it
>>8881867
But if I did, I would just respawn anon. I don't think you'd want that.
>>8881866
Love yourself Baron
>>8881866
Nope, but I'm having fun right now, so that counts right?
>>8881877
>Animation
>.png
Reeeeee
>>8881927
Look for .apng
>>8881924
You bet. Now I'm going to be busy, so run along and play nice with the others ok?
>>8881927
>knew that would get someone.
>>8881871
>>8881872
I'm thinking of doing a "families" theme, where you can prove yourself by winning games and form families of your own. I think the general gist of it will be the first 4 (non-filler) winners will become family heads. Not really factions, since there's no territory or anything, but it still gives a fun thing to root for if you get killed in the bloodbath or something. Obviously if someone gains more wins than a family head they become eligible for a mutiny and can challenge them for the position. Still in early development idea stage and working out the kinks, but I think it'll be fun and unique. Only worry is it being too similar to factions, but I think there'll be enough differences to cancel that out and make for a unique experience to look forward to.
Anyway I'm glad to hear you guys are excited. Will announce officially when I've got a better idea of what'll be going down.
>>8881631
>you will never be a true qt boy
>you will either be straight up ugly,or be a genetic reject who looks like neither a male nor a female
Hits you right in the feels,doesn't it?
>>8881938
Okay, I will!
>she gives a quick kiss to the cheek of the succubus, before giggling away
>>8881877
kill yourself Baron
>>8881939
It's a great concept and I don't think it's similar to factions since you don't choose who you'll end up with, I just see it as a greatway to spark RP with people you may have never talked to otherwise.
*thumbs up*
Give me 24 of you.
You should know the rules by now.
h-hello?
>>8882030
Ririchiyo
>>8882030
Reigen Arataka
>>8882030
Vino
>>8882030
IRL Adachi
>>8882030
Maria and Harusame
>>8882030
IIDA TENYA
>>8882030
Zangetsu
>>8882043
iya
>>8882030
Goro Akechi
>>8882030
King Knight
>>8882030
eggs man
>>8882030
Eric Andre
>>8882030
Machi Amayadori
>>8882030
Gandalf the Pug
>>8882030
The Crying Man
>>8882030
Avenger
>>8882030
Eggman-kun
>>8881799
>>8882030
Kakyoin
>>8882030
Sister diddler Zaros
>4chins let me post
>>8882030
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8882030
Slave Knight Gael
>>8882030
Emi
>>8881818
>>8881828
>>8881810
And people think being lewd isn't IC
>>8882030
Mordred
>>8882065
>>>8882030
>Eggman-kun
>>8882030
Clawdia
5 minutes for requests.
>>8882030
Kuroyuri
>>8882102
Since I have missed the game, I shall feed the pug a pizza infused with my consciousness.
>Feeds
>Wipes drool off of hand
Go, kill and pillage, yes, even rape in my name.
>>8882138
Whut
>>8882138
That's one pug I wouldn't mind bein' raped by.
..In hindsight, that was a real bad joke. Shoulda thought that one out better.
>>8882138
I know what kill and pillage means, but what's rape?
>>8882145
Shhh let him rp in peace
That's one pug I wouldn't mind bein' raped by.
>>8882138
I like this pug now.
>>8882164
Don't take it outta context, damn it!
Since there were no requests.
>>8882153
I am flattered you would wish to be violated by a dog whom has consumed a pizza that I have touched. Your enthusiasm for me is admirable across many proxies.
>>8882155
Rape means to take, usually sexual in nature. For a dog has many natural urges. The ability to relieve them will prove an asset to it's desire to win.
>>8882169
>>8882164
Read.
>>8882145
>>8882155
Yoi can find out when you're older
>>8882174
Hmmm... can it withstand my kick?
>she delivers a swift hard kick to the man's family jewels
>>8882174
Pleasure doing business with ya
>>8882174
Hey, I said I didn't need a team. You two should get outta here before I start usin' you for exercise.
>>8882177
It was a joke. A bad joke. Comedy wasn't never my strong suit.
..Seriously, I was just jokin', I'm married, that ain't, ah.. Just forget I said anythin'.
>>8882177
>>8882178
>she tilts her head in confusion
>>8882174
Peace after the bloodbath. I should've seen that coming.
>>8882174
>when you're killed by a gay ass fucking furry
>>8882206
oh and a fox-girl
>>8882174
Round 1 Huh?
>>8882181
*collapses from the pain with this expression across his face*
>>8882199
>she managed to make it even worse
...I'll just kil myself later so my dress can go back to normal...
>>8882213
I'll take that as a no...
>>8882213
CPR CPR
>Gives resuscitation to this man's cock and bollocks.
>>8882199
Night 1 was also peaceful so I decided to overlook it and bring you a slide with actual bloodshed.
>>8882222
checked
and gay
>>8882138
You must really like that pug
>>8882228
Go ahead,run all you want.
Make this fun for me.
>>8882191
They say comedy is a reflection on oneself. Interpret the meaning of that as you may. Your wife is lucky you do not act out your impulsive fantasies.
>>8882192
Oh well, no use explaining adult things to a child not ready to understand them is there?
>>8882228
Rest in peace, Tony. You were a kind man that got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sorry I got ya involved in everything. Hope you're in a better place, conductin' heaven's trains. Won't ever forget ya, old man.
>>8882228
>she looks confused at the weapon, ripping it apart to see what's inside
...I don't understand what the heck this thing is.
>>8882244
He is a loyal partner of mine. The typical tale of the witch and the warlock. It makes for a good premise for a children's movie, don't you agree?
>>8882246
Yeah, yeah, a guy tries ta get a laugh or two 'n then he's instantly the neighborhood weirdo. Laugh it up.
>>8882260
god i wish i was that cheese
>>8882228
Avenger gives out the coordinates of a couple of tributes to a hired assassin. Machi chooses not to be around around Eric.
>>8882246
I-I can totally understand "adult" things!
>>8882269
>she sits on the swing, only for t to break and for her to land harshely on her butt
Ow! Stupid place!
>>8882261
You might as well have followed through, at least you would have had enough material to break free from the awkward grey area of normal and almost weird but not quite funny area.
>>8882268
Do you? Cheese-kun gets squished a lot.
>>8882273
Tell me of a few adult things then, little girl.
>>8882222
>The quads save young erics unmentionables
Well that was pretty damb close, that purple kid as a strong kick.
>>8882268
>kyo
>>8882269
Oh dear,my hiding spot has been found out! What will I ever do now?
I guess I'll just have to wait for my playmate to arrive...
>>8882269
Eric and Machi are paried up once more during this feast. All in all there was only one casualty.
>>8882282
Ignore that typo I've been up for like a day at this point
>>8882296
The pug has died...
>pouts
Cute.
>>8882296
Oh,that just automatically killed me...
Oh well.
>>8882302
CH-CHEERIO!!!
>>8882296
Fine, I'll just gnash my mouth meats on some of my energy pizza
>>8882296
After being denied his death Eric begins his quest to find Machi and deal with her himself.
>>8882281
Uh....um...
>she just sits there, twiddling the tips of her claws together, trying to think of an answer to give
...Adult games?
>>8882296
>she thrusts her claw at the lady's arm, ripping it off her, as the crab looks on with the most happy expression
Bleed!
>>8882314
Provide specifics, adults play many games. Some of which are completely different from the aforementioned "rape".
>>8882313
For future reference, don't eat what that girl fixes you. It may just save your skin.
>>8882323
*Whisper voice* Maybe we can just tell her it's like a foreign cheese or something
>>8882329
...Nah. This one ain't a killer. He ain't done nothin' wrong, I can tell. I'll let somethin' else take 'im out, but it won't be me.
>>8882329
Well, the falling rubble brings us to the final 3.
>>8882332
What is this "we", I may have lived a while, but I have no real experience with children. Did you know two thirds of them born used to die from disease before they reached maturity?
Why don't you tell her. Maybe I will learn too, how to speak to children.
>>8882343
I'm gonna have you kill the last one. Should be easy enough for ya, but I'm interested in seein' how them claws operate. Go. That way.
>>8882323
Uh... naked wrestling? I saw many adults do it in the other place... oh wait there were some kids doing it too...
>she looks down, defeated
>>8882329
Are you guys alright?
>>8882343
>>8882348
Okie dokie!
>she walks up to his side and gives him a happy hug, unaware what the gun even is
We'll be teammates!
>>8882343
WAIT. WILL EITHER SURVIVE?!
>>8882357
>>8882363
Too late. We're both dead.
>>8882363
IIITS THE ERIC ANDRE SHOOOOOOW!!
>>8882363
>>8882367
Well that's rubbish...
Hosting next.
>>8882363
>>8882368
*Screaming*
>>8882357
So you have a good place to start. Find a few boys. Try "naked wrestling" for yourself. There may be a big or at least, nice surprise in it for you.
>>8882363
>>8882368
BIRD
UP
>>8882374
You, uh.. Ya can't just hug a guy outta nowhere without no warnin' or nothin' like that. Man's bound ta misfire when somethin' like that happens.
>>8882382
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8882378
>>8882363
>>8882382
Thank you for hosting. I must be off early. Best wishes.
>>8882378
>Hey! Thank you again for entering me yesterday Ruby.
>>8882378
You sure Rube? I'll host again after you then.
>>8882382
The madman wins. Eric would you like a regular winscreen or a yugioh card?
>Want to go to sleep
>Hosting queue starts
>>8882394
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8882394
>Congratulation
>Thanks for hosting
>>8882382
I won two games in three days, man what luck. I'm just glad i didn't have to kill the claw kid, that would've been pretty screwd up.
>>8882393
>thumbs up
>>8882394
Yeah I'm sure, now my next post will be the entry one, new thread or this thread?
>>8882381
Okay, I will.
>>8882385
>she shrugs
I just wanted to show my teammate some friendly stuff.
>>8882394
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8882386
>>8882389
>>8882399
>>8882400
>>8882411
Thanks for playing along everyone.
>>8882407
New bread please.
>>8882402
Well done madman.
>>8882394
Give me a card brotendo, and thanks for the host.
>>8882394
Thanks for hosting! Summary?
>>8882411
Not holdin' it against ya, sugar. As dumb as it sounds, ya just reminded me 'a my daughter for a second, so I was caught off guard. Been a while since I went back home. I should probably go back soon.
>>8882429
>>8882429
>>8882429
Over here please.
>>8882394
Thank you for hosting, 20 isn't that bad
Good game
>>8881459
Holy fucking kek