HG Thread
N U T
>tfw no yuno to keep you company and whisper sweet things in your ear
>>8867219
I'd touch balls with that.
>>8867146
I don't think you understand. Have you SEEN that fairy?
>>8867200
Chiruno
>>8867196 (Cirno)
Do you not appreciate science, child? All of what you smell is hours of work, of blood and sweat and tears! But mostly the sweat! With some blood, too, I believe.
>>8867211 (Ruby)
>Wait, that wasn't you who said that?
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even poured through events with a highlighter and fine comb for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE ASUKA ALONE!..Please.
Seth Rollins talked about professionalism and said if Asuka was a professional she wouldve pulled it off no matter what.
>the madman leaps into the thread
LEAVE ASUKA ALONE OMG IM CRYING
So are Ahri and Suz still a thing? I know the recent damage control probably counts but last night they barely interacted. Normally they're all over each other.
Is it okay to hit on either of them again?
>>8867231
Nope.
>>8867231
Science?
What's that even supposed to mean, you're just making stuff up so you don't have to take a bath.
>>8867244
There's a door for a reason, fella.
>>8867250
I'm still convinced they're the same person
LEAVE HOSHI ALONE! YOU BASTARDS!
>>8867268
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Asuka Alone Please !
Leave Asuka Langley alone! Right now!.I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
>>8867228
...I don't believe I have? How bad could they really be?
>>8867251
>Huh. Whelp, I was wrong.
>What did ever happen to you using Undyne though?
>>8867257
What do you mean what does that mean? It means what it already means - science! Hee hee!
Post faction memes
>>8867259
But it's just not as fun simply opening a door,is it?
Going headfirst through a door...now that's what I call fun.
>>8867293
The power of procrastination, and Nui.
>>8867294
Ahri ruined them.
That's the only meme you need.
>>8867293
Again with that word, just take a bath you stinking bird!
What would your friends say if they walked up to you and only smelled rotting fish and spoiled eggs?
>>8867284
The fairy makes a bag of bricks look smart.
>>8867308
Preach.
>>8867308
F, Faction games.
Yuno was a mistake.
>>8867320
And you make hugging a desert full of cacti look less prickly.
Alright.
Get ready for the Columbine reenactment
What's going on with Hoshi recently?
>>8867324
>Yuno
Yuno did nothing wrong.
>>8867281
Asuka is a filthy wench.
I shittest down thy throat.
Alright.
Get ready for the Columbine reenactment
>>8867294
>>8867335
On the verge of a total nervous breakdown, like always.
>>8867311
Friends? Why would I need friends when I have a multitude of assistants?!
>>8867332
roasted
>>8867298
Hey, however ya wanna live, buddy. I like how ya think, though. You doin' alright over there, by the way? Ya look like ya got bit by some kinda rabid animal. Should I be callin' the hospital?
>>8867320
Are you guys talking about Sunny Milk?
I have to admit she isn't really bright.
>>8867344
kek
>>8867346
he isn't really
he reverted from that stage and is now back to jaded oldfag
>>8867347
Whoops, my mistake. I shouldn't have assumed that you would even have friends
>>8867363
LEAVE HOSHI ALONE
>>8867332
Well, good, that means I'm doing SOMETHING right. Or have been, at least.
>>8867351
...Uh. Yeah. Sure. Sure I am.
>Hoshi being anything but divine savior of /hg/
silence heathens
Good afternoon everyone!
>>8867344
What's bad about chilling out and being happy, bro?
>>8867349
It's just my gig. Every serial killer has one.
Some carve pictures into their victims.
Some leave cryptic clues near the bodies.
Me ? Well,I make sure they rembember my face very well, even after they die.
>>8867383
I'm going to tell her the next time I see her, that should be fun.
>gotta run
>>8867365
I still have more than you! Hee hee!
Oops, look at the time! Toodles!
>Plague Knight smashes a potion down in front of him, the acrid green smoke obscuring him for a few seconds. After it dissipates, he's nowhere to be seen.
>>8867399
I didn't make the meme, but I was funny.
I think it's reffering to the fact the faction's members don't seem really powerful or "cool"
It's pretty ok in my book though, one of the 3 best.
>>8867390
It's too early for enthusiasm, you know that?
>>8867407
Yeah, have...fun with that.
post the last video you finished watching
>>8867420
I'm just joking around, not asking a serious question. I agree with you tho
>>8867423
I try and always maintain my enthusiasm. Evil people are content to brew in bitterness but not I.
>>8867390
Afternoon. Ya don't look the type of person ta be a fighter, am I right? You a boring one that can't throw a punch?
>>8867401
Ahh, I gotcha. Guess that's sorta fittin', seein' as nobody could really forget a face like yours. Very, em.. Unique, yeah? I personally prefer ta go for the whole "cover the whole scene in red" approach. Ya don't stain the entire room with blood ya don't know if ya really did the job right, y'know?
>>8867424
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_WWAGvWVM
>N-No judge. Ok bye.
>>8867424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIvrML3x0w
>>8867424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dONxX9rifs
11:14 a.m.
· Between 11:14 a.m. and 11:22 a.m. Suz left her car and walked into the latest HG thread carrying two large duffel bags containing enough dank memes to kill the two or three anons who soon would be spending their entire day shitposting. The shooter placed the bags on the floor beside two lunch tables and walk back out.
· Blending in with 20 or so other shitposts and RP scattered throughout the thread, the duffel bags conceal 20-pound shitstorm bombs timed to explode at 11:17 a.m. Suz earlier had determined that 11:17 a.m. was the exact time for the thread to be packed with the maximum number of autists possible.
· The board moderator goes into the archive room to refresh the thread's archive algorithm
So this is what happened united airlines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDWY6C1178
"According to a person who says they were on the flight, the airline needed room on the overbooked aircraft to reposition crew for another flight. But when it couldn't find enough volunteers, even after offering $800, the airline selected the man, who is a doctor, and several other passengers to deplane."
>>8867455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBrYztrOOs
Gotta love crabs, right ya baldy?
>>8867439
Wow, first time we ever talked and you're already calling me evil, huh? Talk about jumping to conclusions, sheesh.
>>8867510
old news
First 36, no dupes. I reserve the right to ban anyone.
>>8867518
Silver fox
>>8867518
Vino
>>8867510
>overbooked aircraft
They still do this? Entirely their fault then.
>>8867518
Emi
>>8867424
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHNyFKMuj5o
>>8867518
Ruby Gloom
>>8867518
Vinny
>>8867518
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8867518
Lucky
>>8867518
Ruler
>>8867518
Wrath and Natural Selection
>>8867518
Rika
>>8867516
Yeah but I haven't seen the video yet
I thought they just told someone to get out
>>8867518
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>8867518
Lord Beerus
>>8867518
Owat Noire
>>8867518
Clawdia
>>8867455
>>8867512
>>8867518
Ass-chan
>>8867518
Aikawa
>>8867518
Keith
>>8867518
Eggman-kun
>>8867518
Hitler's Birthday Cake
>>8867444
Fascinating, I like your approach.Leave the scene as messy as possible. I really like it.
I usually stop after every limb on the person is broken.Seeing them all helpless,broken and battered,it almost makes me cry.
But I do enjoy a good challenge. Nothing gets me off more than a struggling victim.
>>8867444
I can throw a punch if I need to, a detective needs to be able to defend themselves in a bad situation after all.
>>8867514
I'm not sure if you are evil or not, but evil people are usually angrier then just people.
>>8867518
Akechi Goro
>>8867518
Avenger
>>8867518
Damon Gant
>>8867534
Every company overbooks their flights, they have algorythms (trade secrets they won't share) to predict how many people will miss their flight.
>>8867518
Best Saber
>>8867518
Mount Lady
>>8867518
Cinnamon Roll
>>8867560
aussa why did you put in two tributes
>>8867518
The crying man
dubs decide my next ava
>>8867518
Classy Raven
>>8867518
The Captain
>>8867518
Riesz
>>8867518
Ban
>>8867518
King Knight
>>8867585
Hal Jordan
>>8867585
Kankri Vantas
>>8867518
Vega
>>8867439
I really need to stop jerking off to Nanako.
>>8867518
Lana
>>8867585
Niggers
>>8867518
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>8867424
http //www xnxx com/video-p0cpe2/blond_get_double_drilled_chunk_threesome
>>8867518
Samus
>>8867610
Balrog*
>>8867563
You get it! Man, ya really get it! I like you. It's no fun if it's easy, right? I mean, you could kill anybody on the streets, 'n it wouldn't really be very fulfillin', 'cause it's the same as everybody else. Havin' somebody that can really put up a fight is great. It's just too bad those kinds 'a people don't come around too often. That's actually why I came here, you?
>>8867564
You're a detective? Egh. Dealt with a lotta guys like you, your folk kinda rub me the wrong way, if we're bein' honest. Too nosy 'bout everything.
>>8867631
Do not
Ever
Compare me to that worthless dark skinned mongrel who sullies the art of one on one fights with his barbarism.
>anon host decides to ban everyone
>>8867616
oh my god kys
>>8867647
>anon host decides to ban himself and simply vanish
>>8867645
I'm not comparing you
i'm just correcting your name
>>8867645
Nice Rp.
>>8867672
I cannot believe nor fathom at the sole fact that you think you have the right to open your gutter exit and speak..whatever filth that comes out of it..to me! There are tons of vermin and lowlife harlotspawn that would gladly exchange words with you, peasant.
>>8867633
EXACTLY ! Although my primary motive for participating is to break as many people as I like, meeting someone who gets your blood boiling would be fantastic.
>>8867704
>Using bigger words=good rp
Wow. You're sure showing the rest of these fags how it's done;..
>>8867564
...Guy, you read too many books, you know that? Because that? That's just...naive.
>>8867729
>Kang Knight
>>8867518
Plague Knight
>>8867612
Probably, I believe thats a crime in most countries in fact!
>>8867633
Nosy? My sole purpose is to seek out the truth, if you've done nothing wrong then there is no truth I need to find. So no worries~
>>8867734
That is in my experience, I am an ace detective after all~
>>8867686
>>8867729
Are the two of you done wasting my time yet? You most likely fail to understand but I am a quite busy man. Almost as busy as I am devilishly handsome.
>>8867729
Nice RP.
>>8867748
who the fuck is so messy that they spill yogurt in their vagina
>>8867737
>>8867738
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEASANT FILTH
I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT
>>8867704
You are a video game character from japan
Your original name is Balrog, but they changed it for the english translation because they are retarded Bisons name was Vega, and Balrog was bison.
and that leaves you with Balrog.
>>8867764
Suz
>>8867753
Oh, great, you're going singsong on me, too? Yeah, yeah you definitely are naive, then....
>>8867729
nice arpee XDDDDD
>>8867706
The best part's how everyone here has killed each other, so no one's innocent! Everybody's got blood on their hands, 'n I ain't gotta feel bad about killin' em!
Hey, buddy, whatever your name is, fight me in the arena one'a these days. I wanna see if ya got any skill ta back up your talk.
>>8867753
Funny ya say that. As a detective, you've probably heard the name Vino tossed around once or twice, circulatin' around in the papers, right?
>>8867765
>shanks
>>8867765
Let us engage in swordfighting with our dicks then! HAVE AT YOU!
>>8867765
>Mummy doggo: obtain popcorn and a good place to watch from.
Wrong, it wasn't a proper HG thread till I got here
>>8867759
>Uses bigger words to seem smarter, but doesn't punctuate their sentence correctly.
>>8867780
Thank you, thank you
t. Suz
>>8867794
Oh no.
>>8867729
WE WUZ KING KNIGHTS N SHEEEIT
tfw brother bends me over and pulls my pants down
>>8867812
Oh yes
>>8867771
I just find grumpy people are more likely to be evil, or criminals. I've solved numerous cases on my own, so I think I would know, miss?
>>8867775
Vino? Can't say I have so he must not be important enough to be discussed in the SIU or japan in general.
>>8867826
and then?
>>8867796
>attempting to pin usage of large words on simply attempting to OOC seem smarter, when the post is IC and the character would logically use large words, even if the RPer wouldn't
Try to think before you pop 'muh standards' on people, you braindead faggot.
>>8867845
And then they get your (You).
>>8867856
nice rp?
I'm not sure
>>8867794
Pool games when?
>>8867837
Ahhh, that explains it, you're a Japanese detective. Yeah, you got nothin' ta worry about, then, long as you just stay outta my way in the arena.
You got any cool ninja assassins in Japan? Seen lots of the movies, but I know a lotta that's just hocus-pocus and don't really hold up in real life..
>>8867828
LOL it's just hazing bro so we can make sure people are kewl enough to actually hang out with kewl dudes like us in our obscure community bro
>>8867518
420 Archer
>>8867856
>White knighting when no one even cares about your shitty opinion or knows who you are.
I'm sorry, but who are you? Are you aware literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouths? You want attention? Then play an anime girl or shut the fuck up.
>>8867775
Ah,the authorities call me the Crying Man,but feel free to call me Masaki. It's my real name.
And yes,I do look forward to the bloodshed...if the host decides to deliver,that is.
Dang no ones wants a game? We just jerkin eachother off?
>>8867877
I mean It IS that time of the year...
How come hg is so easy to bait compared to the other communities on /trash/?
>>8867837
It's the people that act all normal and DON'T stand out that you really have to watch out for, guy. You don't know when that John Everyman could be something a lot more...sinister. At least I wear my 'evil' on the outside.
>>8867893
Cus we are the masters of bait. Especially with cute animus :^)
my new dog's a fucking pussy holy shit
>>8867518
Reigen Arataka
>>8867893
A lot of furfags are also oldfags (actual 4chan oldfags, not the meaningless term used in HG) who have seen all the trolling before.
HG is newfag as fuck.
>>8867585
The Starbucks Unicorn Frappucino
>>8867892
It's nothing personal, you just have a kinda poor reputation when it comes to hosting.
>>8867892
I'd host, but I have to do something soon, so yeah, wait for someone more important, like you Gooby.
>>8867893
Because everyone thinks that if they whiteknight for the right cause then they'll have a chance at becoming a big name in HG which just gets all the literally whos off in an instant.
>>8867915
How much of a pussy is he/she?
>>8867915
>Ta-Class
>>8867915
Get a better breeder. They clearly cammed you with a cat :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>8867923
Such a banning those who lurked the catalog for his games and entered quickly
tfw shit on his dick when he tries to rape me
>>8867778
>>8867776
AS YOU WISH
WELL,WHAT'S WRONG BOYS? INTIMIDATED?
THOU HAST YET MUCH TO GROW BEFORE THY FACE ME, BEGGARS!
>>8867926
he runs away when he sees me
especially when I try to grab his neck
>>8867952
>fights you
>kills u
>>8867923
I cleaned up my act joe, For real i'm legit now. I got a job down at the butcher's, good money, clean money. I don't do bad things no more
>>8867924
I've got the code ready, I still haven't fixed the bugged events and inconsistencies though
>>8867883
The most important Japanese detective, I've even surpassed Shirogane when they where my age.
You mean like Ninja's? There are mafia and Yakuza around and we think someone is giving people full mental shut downs, but the age of Ninja's and Samurai is long past.
>>8867908
They could be, and if they are evil they will do something that will let us find them and bring them to justice, angry people are just more commonly evil.
>>8867952
>Whips out a beautiful 20 inch silver coloured cock from his pants, already polished and ''sharpened'' for battle
EN GARDE, YOU RUFFIAN!
>>8867951
tfw he makes me clean it with my mouth
>>8867892
...Well, we were waiting for a game, but it seems the anon who was going to host fucked off.
Is Aussa a twink irl?
>>8867984
same
>>8867893
because most hg is newfags who have never been in a thread that's got old gay scatted on
>>8867978
Ya fucked up, Dach/Yosuke/Kamina.
>>8867980
I dunno, does everyone have their suits and water wings?
>>8867891
You've even got a nickname 'n everything! As for me, I'm known far 'n wide by the name Vino. That's sorta just the name the press gave me, so I rolled with it. I don't really have a real name anymore, but I've been rollin' with Felix for a while. My wife likes callin' me by Claire. The Rail Tracer is a fun one, too.
I don't mind either 'a the four, really.
Anyhow, Masaki, where ya from? America?
Japan, like most 'a the people here?
>>8867968
Really? Agh, damn.. I was really hopin' I could meet one one'a these days. I'm already well familiar with the mafia, so that don't interest me too much. Whaddya mean by full mental shutdowns? That sounds fun. Somethin' like hypnotism?
>>8867965
>>8867976
>bends the peasant boys over and impales them with his mighty spear of justice
Thou hast never stood a chance.
>>8867996
...Water wings?
...Wait, this next game's going to involve swimming? Bandages don't really mix well with water...
tfw he fucks my ass anyways
I am back with alcohol and unicorns. woooooo
>>8867991
I've seen some shit since 2007...
>>8867981
Thats what he is in my dreams, at least
>>8868014
It was a trap! Thou hast only giveth me pleasure with thine royal phallus!
>Cums
>>8867996
Will I be barred if I have no swimsuit images
tfw my low functioning autism is attractive
>>8868028
Same but only since 2014 so I'm newfag as fuck
>>8868020
>Didn't get any responses or pats on the back from your whiteknighting.
>Tries to salvage what little dignity you have left by sucking the dick of a potential host.
>>8868060
>You are but a little baby. Try September of last year.
>>8868065
How does it feel shitposting anyone with good intentions to RP away? For The Games, right?
>>8868040
No, just looked down on. Fucking nerd.
>>8867968
Unless they're stupid, they'll do a damn good job at covering their tracks. And besides, your evil seems super relative, too, I bet you consider revenge or revolution evil, too.
>>8868075
>dude fuck off
>jesus
>>8868080
I don't think that's him
>>8868080
>Good intentions to RP=/=White knighting for rep boost.
>>8868011
People randomly have their brains shut off, though we have yet to get concrete evidence to tie them all together. Oh and there are random psychotic breaks that we believe are tied to the same culprit. There are no signs of injections nor any drugs in their system or memory of what happend, they just go berserk where they stand seemingly without reason. It's a really interesting case to be working on!
>>8868090
You are acting against the best interest of society for your own personal gain, yes that is evil. I'm a detective, I work within the law to bring people to justice, those who act outside it are criminals.
>>8867936
Didn't ban, Just made them resubmit :)
>>8868122
Sometimes, the people don't know what's good for them and you have to drag those idiots kicking and screaming in to something better!
>tfw on 4chan since 2005
Why am I still here?
>>8868101
>Well I guess I have to fuck off now.
>Ok bye.
>>8868060
You have much to learn young one, I've seen men decapitated in slow motion, fat old people being shat on, Mr hands... animated mr hands, ponies, giant tumor acne... all just while browsing /b/... I'm sure there is more that I'm missing... probably blocked out of my mind.
>>8868117
>>8868065
Or, you know, I could've been simply trying to shut up a shitposter. And then when confrontation inevitably only made myself the target, I simply attempted to ignore what I viewed as a shitposter (yes, that's you) and continue on as normal.
Seriously. Shut up. I don't want shitposting or drama, I just want comfy RP and comfy games. It shouldn't be that hard to ask for.
>>8868011
Yes,Japan. An accurate guess. But I was always different. Even at youth. Got into petty childhood fights,and let me tell you,it was then that I discovered how easy it is to break people.
But I was not yet ready.I needed technique. So I started taking judo classes,at the age of 13. The four masters there taught me well. The martial art suited my...particularly strong grip,quite a bit. I miss those days.But you know what the most fun part was?
Putting those moves into practice,on all four of my masters. Oh,the looks on their faces,as their darling young student snatched their life away.
Anyways,I am interested in how you learned your talent for...disposing of people.Feel free to share.
>>8868192
no mr hands, and no tumor acne
all the rest though...
>>8868199
Don't try to argue with the gook.
>>8868212
>He hasn't seen Mr. hands
>>8868199
>Implying you deserve anything you're asking for with that whiny bitch attitude.
Maybe if you cry harder, everyone here will give you everything you want. After all, this is a hugbox.
>>8868212
Mr Hands was the least bad of everything I saw
>>8868192
Dagestan Massacre
Three guys one hammer
One man one jar
BME Pain Olympics
Guys, please calm down.
Here, have a flan.
>>8868199
You did nothing wrong but as I said to Merak yesterday, HG is a jungle full of hypocrites, the rule is : Be an asshole, just don't do it unmasked.
Just be like me, never be OOC unless it's for saying something kind/helped and do your stuff. With this I've never been shitposted and I can enjoy the comfiness
I want Rin's cock to spread my asshole wide open.
>>8868249
oh god I've seen all of those except pain olympics
>>8868264
Fuck off Asgore. You're the most cancerous newfag enabler.
>>8868263
FUCK THOU AND FUCK THY FLAN
>>8868227
You can be here for years and still be a newfag, I probably have seen it but don't remember it
>>8868242
Yeah, sounds like it
>>8868249
Seen all, BME was confirmed fake I think
>>8868285
"Thine" is the possessive term.
>>8868285
AND FUCK MY ASS*
>>8868280
I'm not Asgore, for the simple reason I don't get shitposted, unlike him.
He doesn't deserve that either.
And nobody cares about your oldfag/newfag war, fuck off.
>>8868277
Pain olympics was the most hilarious one in retrospect.
>>8868294
Welp there goes my childhood
>>8868264
>not embracing it and removing the hypocrisy
Watching asgore try to force his friendship onto oldfags in an attempt to delude himself into thinking he's one of them physically damages my soul.
>>8868309
That's the one where he cut off his dick, right?
>>8868263
...I have literally never tasted flan before.
>>8868304
>Implying i'm not fighting for the midfags.
>>8868122
Sounds like it! Man, how're you supposed ta solve somethin' like that? That kinda work has never really been my strong point. I usually just leave the thinkin' parts up ta my family. Listen, if ya ever figure out who it is that's doin' it 'n ya need somebody to 'take em out' for ya, I'm your guy. Seems like somebody who'd be fun ta kill.
>>8868201
Ya killed the guys who taught you? I dunno if I can go for that. I mean, sure, takin' out the trash is nice 'n all, but that's only if the trash stinks, y'know? Kinda shitty of ya to just go around killin' people that didn't do nothin'. Eh, but what do I know, anyway? Even if ya are just killin' people indiscriminately that'd just make it more fun ta kill ya back.
Personally I was just sorta raised into it. Was an orphan, 'n I got adopted by a mafia family, the Gandors. Sorta became their fourth brother. All this started out when I ran off ta join the circus, thought it'd be fun ta be one'a those acrobats ya hear about on the radio. The family thought that skill would come in handy in bein' an assassin, one thing led to another, 'n now here I am. Ya want my opinion, I'd say I'm the best in the world.
I take it you're just one'a those that kills anybody that breathes in your vacinity though, yeah?
>>8868311
You know Yukine, I kind of respect you, like Hoshi, Adachi, etc because at least you're not a pussy and post with your ava.
But sorry, I won't let you taint my good heart, I'll keep on RPing and do my stuff in peace.
>>8868312
He bugs me because I cringe when I see him attempt to converse about things and happenings he's never seen
>>8868312
>>8868321
I saw that in south park
>>8868334
Hehehe... taint
>>8868321
That and he ruptured his ballsack with a filet knife, removed his testicles and smashed them with a hatchet
>>8868326
>The only cool midfag is Mokou.
You might as well just fight for her bro, she's waifuable too.
>>8868145
That seems a random bit of personal experience to add to this conversation~
>>8868327
Oh I would never partake in such a criminal act, how could I call myself a hero of justice with a straight face if I ended up being a killer?
>>8868346
I'd let Suz smash my balls with her thighs desu
>>8868361
Unf
>>8868356
Well as far as you're concerned, I'm evil because I try and do something like that, huh?
>>8868342
Hello character from a game that came out 6 months after HG started.
Hosting is the only thing preventing this place from becoming an utter chaos.
Is someone going to host?
>>8868361
I can't even imagine what that would even look like.
Diagram requested
I don't mind Asgore, he seems like a nice guy with a really terrible haircut.
>>8868312
>I'm already far and away aware that I'll never be one. Don't know why people think I try to make myself one.
>>8868331
>decapitated already
well he's already dead, so it's not he's feeling it at least.
>>8868334
JOIN THE DARK SIDE
THE ONLY WAY TO NOT BE A HYPOCRITE IS TO BE A FUCKING BASTARD AND EMBRACE IT
STRONG DEVOUR THE WEAK
>>8868345
Yeah they had an episode with it if my memory serves me
>>8868346
Yeah, you would be knocked out from the pain most likely, and you would bleed out too quick even if you tourniqueted it
Either that or an insane amount of drugs to the point that they wouldn't feel it
>>8868391
I can after a store run
>>8868399
It's just that you're annoying when you get involved in conversations you know nothing about
>>8868392
Reverse cowgirl and you riding me like a farmer rides a tractor.
>>8868402
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the guys was high as shit and tripping balls during the entire thing
I wanted Gobby to host :'( :'(
>>8868423
Well he's probably dead now, I don't remember the story
>>8868398
>Ay man, I'm kvlt.
>>8868419
>The only reason that happens is because I really, really enjoy talking to people. It has little-to-nothing to do with a want to be an oldfag.
>>8868402
Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina... that was... something
>>8868425
Was probably driven off by all the drama.
Like everything else will be. Like sand flowing through the neck of an hourglass...
>>8868434
I know it doesn't
that's why I said that
could you please try to pay attention
>>8868438
Ok yeah I remember that
>>8868356
That a trick question? How could ya call yourself a hero of justice if ya aren't a killer? Ya gotta kill the guys goin' against your justice or ya ain't really doin' nothin' ta stop it.
Ayy Rika bb, want som fug?
>>8868444
I SAID I'D HOST AFTER A STORE RUN
>>8868465
I'll take some fug from Rikka too I guess. She's the best baldy around here.
>>8868446
>Fine, fine. I just thought I'd elaborate.
>I'm also really tired though, so my apologies.
>>8868378
Well, you are kidnapping someone against their will?
>>8868454
I'm a detective, I bring them to justice not kill them, it's up to the law to decide what their punishment is, I'm only bringing them to answer for their injustices.
>>8868434
I Too Know Le Oldfag Memes, Archer!
>>8868331
I can -smell- this webm
>>8868465
>Adachi
>>8868465
No.
>>8868480
You mean me with the one "k", or the girl with the eyepatch? Either way...no.
>>8868482
Why the hell would I NEED to kidnap?
>>8868483
I am not plague knight but something something DANGER ZONE!
>>8868481
I'm not sure if you realize that this guy is basically telling you ;
"hey, could you please... stop talking so friendly? I don't like it when you're in good term with ancient members, know you're place faggot, thanks".
The fucking state of this community.
>>8868506
Eye patch, of course. I ain't fuckin some chick with a tank fetish.
>>8868327
Not quite. Civillians tend to break too quickly,and that's no fun. My favorite victims are fighters. There's noting better than feeling like you've earned your kill,you know? Breaking someone that was just a few moment ago so sure of their skill. Seeing the confidence in their eyes slowly being replaced by utter terror. How can there be anything better than than?
Which is why I'm excited to see what you've got, mr. "Best in the World".
>>8868484
Seriously, how the fuck did someone like you bang Ahri?
Not even sure why I'm asking that question, she's probably super easy.
>>8868482
Yeah, right, so they'll be sentenced ta jail for, what, forty years, 'n then get out after just eight, 'n then go back ta doin' whatever they were doin' before. Great job, detective.
>>8868539
something something bitch in heat
>>8868539
'Someone like me'
What exactly is someone like me and just what's wrong with it?
>>8868506
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
>>8868539
Ahri is just a slut.
I mean I was there, Suz picked her up and kissed her and Ahri just went along.
You could have probably done it with a male ava but Suz had the balls to do it.
>>8868434
As one of the original HG oldfags I fully support Plague Knight.
>>8868506
Are you saying people just offer themselves to you to be taught what you believe they need to know?
>>8868540
Even if you get out of prison in japan, there are eyes on you so you don't do it again to make sure our society doesn't fall into criminality like america. People normally only go to jail once~
>>8868533
Alright, first off, it's basically a HOBBY. They look cool and they actually do something. Second of all, I think that's a hell of a lot better than some weirdo who can't go two sentences without screaming how evil and powerful they are when they're just bullshitting like there's no tomorrow.
>>8868526
You are too close to it, Archer.
>>8868331
Story?
>>8868527
>If that's what Yukine's trying to say, he should know that I disagree with that entire statement.
>>8868570
>I...O-Oh.
>>8868589
Sure:
Nonwhites are a plague.
>>8868583
At least I can get into the bullshit. Can't say the same about your tank though, baldy.
>>8868605
Well that hurt.
>>8868603
Yuks a Tsundere, excuse his rudeness
>>8868587
Too close to what? Being the grim reaper? Or a plague doctor? Because spoiler alert, I am the world's greatest secret agent and can kill who or whomever I want
WHERE THE DRAGON COCK IS MY GAME?
ON OF YOU PEASANTS HOST THIS INSTANT, OR BE SMITTEN BY MY OVERGROWN MEMBER
>>8868580
Oh, yeah, sure, a culture that has no interest in anything other than stagnation sure has lots of volunteers. NO! I-...bah, never mind. I'm talking out my ass about things I don't even care about anymore.
>>8868614
You never even asked! Besides, it's cramped and you're more than likely to just elbow the self destruct on accident.
>>8868563
Eh, by now if it hasn't happened nevermind.
I wanted to see if she'd come to defend you like you do her.
Guess she doesn't care enough.
>>8868564
This isn't me trying to make an excuse for the character, instead it's perhaps a hypothesis, but...
...Perhaps Rika is merely a parody of all that's bad with OCs in general, like Coldsteel the Hedgeheg.
>>8868605
I meant like how did he die that way.
Just for reference.
>>8868565
I'll have to try this
>>8868535
Man, I dunno whether ta hate you or love you. Guess I'll decide that after our fight. That is, if ya don't die before ya get to me.
>>8868580
I guarantee ya, as long as law exists, people're gonna find ways around that law. Don't matter how tight it is, that's just how people are. Ya wouldn't believe how crafty criminals can be just ta figure out ways ta get their next fill. Booze, drugs, even just adrenaline, people'll find ways ta get it. Believe me.
>>8868650
Nice joke lad.
>>8868605
>the kike calling others a plague
Sounds about right
>>8868640
Be smitten by your own shitty grammar you tin can.
>>8868631
>So that's what they calls 'em nowadays.
>>8868641
Why the fuck would you put a self destruct button in that thing?
>>8868639
No, you are too close to the-
DANGAH!
ZONE!
>pop in thread
>gore
...I've come at a bad time it seems. I'll just come back later
>>8868641
You must really find life boring if you can find improvisational rambling to a stranger interesting enough to keep it up as long as you have. I do appreciate the effort though.
>>8868656
And we will always find ways to bring them to justice. I will never falter in my quest, just as criminals will never fault to exist.
>>8868646
She's got better things to do than sit here and spit banter back and forth with halfwits.
I don't.
>>8868665
GODS
CHOSEN
>tfw you tought Sunset was a genuine kind person
>It was merely here roleplaying
>tfw her RP was so shitty it read as if she was being OOC instead of the character from mlp
Now we're stuck with Suz the autistic edgelord
>>8868684
OH MY GOD! ANOTHER KENNY LOGGINS FAN! HAHAHA WOOOOOOO!
>>8868678
Oi
Can you post that one meme of the poorly drawn plauge knight and "GET OUT"
Pls
>>8868697
>>8868693
>I liked her hugbox rp
>but it was bad
>>8868715
Thanks
>>8868692
>GODS CHOSEN
whatever you say Chaim
>>8868671
SILENCE YOU TRAMP! BY THE BLESSING LIGHT OF JESUS CHRIST, I WILL TAKE YOUR VIRGIN BUM AND I WILL IMPALE IN ON MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER
Do we require a game? I warn you, my connection might be a tad bit iffy, so I might disappear.
>>8868692
Sounds like you're not one of them to her then.
>>8868693
Something something Rika
Something something shitpost desu
>>8868723
>Being a decent person is being a hugboxer
W e w
>>8868758
Only if you want to host
>>8868692
OY VEY
>>8868723
I think he meant that her RP was so terrible that he couldn't tell it was RP, and thus simply thought she was actually an alright person. Not that he liked the RP itself.
>>8868690
The only things better I have to do can't be helped out of some rare circumstances. So why the hell nice? You're the one who wandered on in here and said "hi".
>>8868683
So people don't MESS WITH MY STUFF!
...And it scares people when they get in without permission and start messing with things. Makes me laugh.
>>8868768
Well, I'll make a new thread, pray that my internet doesn't go bust.
>>8868764
kys Ramsalt
>Walk into thread
>Already a bunch of unrelated bullshit no one cares about
>>8868766
welcome to HG
>>8868766
>not knowing this
It's HG, love is hate
>>8868775
>>8868791
That doesn't even make sense.
>>8868777
Honestly if I saw it in there, i'd still probably steal most of your shit before taking off.
>>8868798
Welcome to HG
>>8868749
Tramp? I say! Harumph Haroo. blah blah blah.
>>8868819
>>8868819
>>8868819
>>8868802
Are you retarded (I think you are but still asking)
You can't RP for shit, Suz is an OC so you don't have to and Rinoa isn't an edgelord in FFVIII.
I thought you were using Sunset as a self-insert too and thought you were a cool person enjoying the games.
But alas you were actually RPing, it was just so bad it didn't seem like it.