Official Pony Thread
kindness only edition :3
>>8857415
>>8857453
only kindness please
>kindness only
fuck you.
thanks for baking, anonymous skitty poster.
>>8857470
this is your own sort of kindness it is acceptable
I'm going to sleep naked tonight.
>>8857495
>>8857488
I made this for skitty.
make sure he gets it.
>>8857415
hello yellow pony friend
>>8857550
nice, will do though i bet he saved it already. i just capped that the other day, but it is much better with mayonnaise just like everything else
>>8857584
the smashing pumpkins are gay.
>>8857587
truly.
>>8857621
you're gay.
>>8857468
>>8857621
This
>>8857669
ten minute ban. this is an honor system i expect you to hold you end of the bargain
>>8857691
>>8857766
>three minutes later
wow
it's a hard addiction to kick.
>>8857806
we get it, vaginas
can you stop now?
>>8857912
Nope
he's gotta prove he's straight though.
>>8857954
At least this only happens late at night when less people are posting.
will I be banned for being mean?
please say yes
I wish there was a more show-accurate picture of her ass. Not so tiny, just the rest of her actually looking right.
>>8857942
i prefer your seinfeld images
>>8857954
>>8857984
>>8858026
Depends how mean you are
>>8858079
mexican twilight is far superior to any other humanized version.
>>8858069
Fine
>>8858140
doesn't that mean I can ban myself though?
>>8858164
Literally any time you want, and for any reason
Who up during real 4/20 hours!!!!!!!!!!
>>8858140
Yes. Curb is a great show.
>>8858175
is it hitler's birthday already?
>>8858174
I'll keep that in mind.
>>8858191
sure is and Larry David a best.
>>8858218
So many Seinfeld fans don't like it though.
Fucking DUMBASSES.
>>8858277
Doesn't make sense, it is just r-rated seinfeld in california
drink some soap
>>8858304
Maybe they wish it was more like Seinfeld. But then whats the point.
>>8858394
Or perhaps they miss Jerry. It's their loss.
>>8858394
The only thing I've seen of Curb Your Enthusiasm was when Uncle Junior watched it on The Sopranos and thought it was him.
I bet at least one of you fuckers in here is a globe head. how do you have flat maps of the earth, clame those are accurate, and then try to tell me the earth is round?
>>8858422
Yeah maybe that's it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
>>8858489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQ5_04FXJM
>>8858536
it's irrefutable.
did you know the moon landing was faked on the moon?
as a former /x/-file, these videos are gold for personal reasons.
>>8858503
That fits together almost too well, I think it was all planned now.
>>8858476
My favorite episode of that was when Richie set the Horse Tony loved on fire so he killed him.
>>8858578
Kek
>>8858606
Tony's sister killed Richie. You're thinking of Ralphie Cifaretto. Goddamn that was brutal though. You can kill a hoo-er and get away with it but you can't kill a hoo-erse.
>>8858661
Oh Yeah. Ralphie not Richie. Got them mixed up. Yeah it was brutal but I also found it funny.
I've become addicted to water.
this is bad. if I stop drinking, I DIE.
>>8858564
They're hiding the dark side of the moon from us!
I used to go on occasion for creepy pasta.
but very few new actually good stuff is ever published.
>>8858757
A lot of the show is like that yeah. The funniest hit on the show, well, kill, it wasnt really a hit, had to be that Fat Dom guy that Sylvio stabbed to death and then tried to hide from Tony. It was like a sitcom moment or something except without the canned laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoeSscFZX0
>>8859030
yep. it was super underwhelming. I mostly stuck to "creepy picture" threads.
>>8859087
Kek. This was a great show.
>>8859128
Fuck yeah it was. I think that was the only time Sylvio ever killed somebody out of anger. He was a real stand up guy, definitely my favorite character. The only other times he killed people it was because they were rats and they had it coming.
>>8859175
I love when Chris and his friend hijack that truck so Chris gets the shit beaten out of him and his friend gets shot in the eye.
>realized I wasn't talking to who I thought I was while at work anon posting.
>Being bad at guessing who people are
>>8859297
Oh man yeah way back in season 1. Haha. And they took him out to the Meadowlands and did a mock execution. I think most of the young people on that show were asshats really, and AJ was king of the asshats haha. His suicide attempt was some good lulz too.
Whats your favorite episode?
>>8859323
who's !Tramp933hs?
>>8859362
Rose.
>>8859347
Hard to choose. The one where they kill Big Pussy is really good.
I've been summoned.
>>8859388
ok never mind I was talking to who I thought I was
No.
>>8859411
It's easy to fool you.
>>8859392
That was a fun one, he was probably the only rat you ever even kind of felt sorry for. I really loved the Pine Barrens one that Steve Buscemi did before he started acting on the show. "This guy's an interior decorator, he killed 14 chechoslovakians!"
fine, I didn't feel like posting anyways!
>>8859441
People complained about the last episode. I liked it.
>>8859470
heh
>>8859470
>>8859478
I thought it was good, but it reeeeally seems like Tony got killed there.
I forgot to ask that mouse girl avatar person where they came from last thread.
>>8859512
heyehey.
what's green and eats nuts?
>>8859547
He did. People wanted to see a big shootout. But it was implied that he and probably his family would be killed.
>>8859608
Naw, they didnt kill his families, its the Sicilian mob, not the cartels, for christs sake. Italians know how to be civilized.
I think it was a shame Tony didnt get a big death scene but then again it wouldnt have been really great watching his family react to that.
>>8859583
A squirrel with dyed green fur.
>>8859583
A gay leprechaun?
>>8859672
syphilis!
>>8859700
>>8859583
Orion Girls.
>>8859652
Yeah. Remember how it just went black all of a sudden. That was when he was dead.
>>8859724
>>8859692
>>8859700
>>8859735
I thought syphilis was red after killing off all the Natives.
>>8859710
who, me?
what did I do?
>>8859774
Fine, you may stay. I was anticipating puns.
>>8859725
Yeah they talk about something like that in one of the episodes in season 6. Its a pretty clear hint. Either way though, they got the soundtrack right for sure.
>>8859796
This is one of my favorite scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehsc_ltE20w
>>8859769
nah, natives are red.
I don't think the joke is talking about the infection, rather just the bacteria.
>>8859781
oh...
I was going to anyways.
>>8859088
Yup
>>8859853
You cannot leave me alone with these people.
>>8859868
oh so now we're "these people" now.
>>8859868
everybody knows you are a enormous cock sucker.
nothing new.
>>8859868
there's nothin wrong with these peopel!
they're GOOD people, my man.
>>8859918
These things?
>>8859920
Yes. That does not change at all what I said, idiot.
>>8859930
Are they? REALLY?
>>8859948
I like them all desu.
even the ones I consider to be the shady sort!
>>8859969
Who is your favorite? NAME NAMES
>>8859969
>enormous cock sucker
if so, post your boipucci in a good gesture, of appreciation of us all.
>>8859983
nah, man. I'm not playin that game.
>>8859991
I did last week.
it's not my fault you missed it.
>>8860017
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8859983
>>8860022
>>8860022
my detective skills are lackluster, but I can definitely pin you as the shady sort!!
>>8860040
Love you too.
>>8860056
I am no such thing; I only consort with them.
>>8860069
>>8860069
for you I can only think of the worst insult I know!
T H O T - E N A B L E R
>>8860081
What is that other thing?
>>8860110
That is still better than a nigger, to be fair.
>>8860124
Mitties after, meaty before she's a failed version of what Nanachi is. They were friends.
>>8860124
by a fair bit.
>>8859835
hey it fixed his CD player!
>>8859853
I don't know if syphilis even has a pigment rose.
>>8860197
Kek
>>8860180
What kind of fucked up game is this?
>>8860188
It was not such a hurtful insult, in that case.
>>8860289
So it was an IRONIC use of the word?
>>8860232
get a scoot
>>8860236
I wonder how many pony sopranos memes there are. Ima go look
>>8860266
>>8860328
I love this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-SN-ZSYgX8
>>8860314
you got it, champ.
>>8860337
>>8860320
but I want you to ride my cock.
>>8860328
>>8860337
I cannot read all of the kanji.
>>8860339
Now I will not know when you are being truthful. Hm.
And that's how you make a Nanachi!
How informative.
>>8860328
"...The elevator shall reach the sixth layer, down below."
"After going downwards, it'll reach a dead end..."
"It ended up being the perfect depth, however, after several attempts. It's a miniature garden of mine."
"...The curse of the sixth layer... [either death or the loss of humanity], one of the two shall occur."
"The chambers you are in are capable of separating the curse, forcing it into one of the two."
"It doesn't seem to work well without a human partner."
"Nanachi, it's a good thing that you came."
"...It's terrible how we have to use two adorable beings such as yourselves."
"However, you are such good friends, so success is beyond a doubt."
"You... tricked us...!?"
"Unthinkable."
"The end of this research shall give birth to a hint that will rend the darkness of the Abyss. It'll be all thanks to you."
"Mitty. Your side shall be the one take the burden, so do your best to hold on."
"If you die halfway through, your dearest friend will take the burden of the curse as well."
God...
God...
Please, save us..
.>>8860361
>>8860361
>>8860354
in soviet russia cock rides YOU
>>8860389
I grasped the gist of it, but thanks. God, you are such a weeb.
>>8860407
And now you are mocking me with these African cats.
I failed english class
I didn't learn much except
alliteration
And puns.
>>8860455
>>8860455
don't call emo cat a nigger unless you're prepared to catch fists.
>>8860483
You missed an "a" somewhere in that file name.
>>8860502
I have seen The Raid plenty of times; I am prepared for any of your sissy shit.
>>8860522
hello skitty! how stoned are you?
>>8860522
>>8860537
>>8860511
Thanks I probably have some more errors here and there too.
>>8860544
I think my friend might be going insane. Not the one I was just with but the one in jail. He keeps calling saying tomorrow is the day he gets out but it never happens and there's good reason for that. It's cause they're so hostile.
>>8860511
you mock me, good sir
I may be weak, but I am
intimidating.
>>8860453
you will end up in the killing fields if you dont start worshipping my cock.
>>8860543
pffshh
>>8860539
reee
>>8860562
Give me the folder and I will proofread them to make sure nothing this shameful happens again.
>>8860571
Adorable is what you are.
>>8860522
>>8860537
Hurry up we need a status report now.
>>8860570
Not good, I think jail is gonna make them worse. He may have been hostile before but he was fun and nice sometimes. It will harden him. When would he actually get out, years away?
>>8860597
I don't know, he has three 1st degree felonies pendiente or whatever it is in english.
>>8860581
How goes it?
>>8860582
adorable eh?
I'll show you, "adorable"
[add pejorative]
pending*
>>8860655
Yeah I know, any idea when his court date is? If he doesn't post bail he may be in there for awhile before he is even convicted.
>>8860666
nice
>>8860661
I'm alright, was drinking with a friend but I don't really feel very intoxicated. How about you?
>>8860665
You forfeited any right to attest to the contrary when you posted those pictures of the cat ears.
>>8860585
WHAT STATS THO
>>8860701
On your date with your boyfriend after he got off work.
SKITTY IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8860690
I'm ok. What were you drinking? Sounds like you need to drink more.
>>8860678
idunno, lol the thing is this is such a small town with so many criminals that the court is small but overflowing with cases so i know when some others have gone they can be there months or a year
it's always better if you have outside people helping you and most people don't have that
>>8860580
neat!
>>8860581
*hug u*
>>8860733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TvRgzqx25g
>>8860724
[CITATION NEEDED]
>>8860757
dunno why this made me laugh. I feel primal for it.
>>8860733
>>8860758
>>8860695
I play to my strengths
conflict is avoidable
just by being cute.
this is difficult
responding in haiku form
I will stop this now.
>>8860777
Such a bully.
>>8860777
chekt
but darwin is not a reliable source.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TvRgzqx25g
>>8860744
I'd imagine they would be very busy. Oh well, the wheels of justice turn slowly and he , must have known that when he sowed his seeds of aggression. what's up now?
>>8860783
A limerick would have been fine too!
>>8860790
WHAT DID I EVEN SAY?
>>8860736
We were drinking.. idunno i never checked. I just did and it was millar lights. They want me to go again tomorrow lol
>>8860804
He quoted you as a source based on your obvious insinuation to the contrary of what I said by emphasizing on my denial of your accusations.
>>8860787
I just wanted to know how his trip went since it always seems like interesting things hang to him even while doing the most mundane of activities.
>>8860808
Are you going to get some weed to smoke for 420?
>>8860834
He was amused by me declaring you NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8860841
Yes, he has a remarkable ability to attract trouble.
>>8860776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04hpnOPTgUK
>>8860804
nah. fuck that.
I'm not even going to attempt to
respond in that manner to you.
that would be rife with shit
nah, fuck it, let's do this.
but I'm fucking done after this one... or two.
wow. that is horrible.
>>8860802
That is true... You can only help them so much and in my position, if I try to help them more it looks like.. really bad.. so idunno..
im not up to anything.. just here...
my friend wants me to go drink with them again..
i noticed he brought up the weed i gave when i asked for another beer and he was like the least i can do for the weed and blah blah. i need to figure out a way to stop that
>>8860843
I don't think so. I have a fair amount so I think it'd be silly to get any more..
>>8860885
I love that you humored me.
>>8860891
In your position? hm.
Cool, you should have him teach you archery next time you go. He wants weed for beer? That is a little annoying but you guys are pals so maybe you should bring a bit when you head over. Or not whatever. though considering the day it seems like the right thing to do.
>>8860891
Nice
>>8860867
This feels remarkably eerie in that I actually anticipated that you would amplify the audio and took measures to protect myself against that.
>>8860891
I saved a few images for you
next few posts will be me dumping them at you.
>>8860894
it sounded like fun.
despite the bitching that is.
know what I'm saying?
>>8860960
Not in the slightest.
>>8860954
my microphone is very bad and I was just laughing my ass off im actually still laughing.
I actually enjoy to hear people and myself laugh it makes me happy
>>8860978
man, fuck it then, man.
I don't have to explain it.
I'll just post cats, nya.
>>8860989
Did it actually make you laugh that much?
>>8860891
Well yea he probably feels deeply indebted to you now, assuming he normally buys his own weed on a consistent basis you saved him a bit of money(I don't know how much a pound of weed is at market/street value)
>>8861009
Huh, I do not recall posting pictures of myself.
>>8860958
raptor pls
>>8860954
>>8861013
nope somebody did a meme of one of my posts and I cant fucking stop laughing.
>>8861022
>>8861037
nice
>>8861017
it was in a thread on /a/.
there's no way that's you. they're too cute to be you.
>>8861022
I- I edited this for you. :3c >>8857550
>>8861045
WOW OKAY
>>8860942
No he wasn't asking for weed skitty just decided to give him around a pound out of the blue now he has a debt slave by accident.
>>8861042
I would share it but naah it comes from my secret places where nobody knows where I post
>>8861051
no offense.
my brain just doesn't make the connection.
I have no frame of reference here.
>>8861083
Oh, how shrewd of you.
>>8861051
>>8861067
Yeah I gathered that later. Just seems nice to me, not really a big deal and it's not like he wouldn't have taken an offered beer if the weed wasn't a factor. He should still take some tomorrow in the spirit of the day.
im going to invite the diaper pony thread to come visit us!
>>8861070
probably some spanish place
>>8861098
Hm?
>>8861102
what
why
>>8861090
wow.
if that's you, what's it like vomiting after every eating binge?
you're deathly thin. I worry for your health.
>>8861118
post pics so he >>8861083 has a better frame of reference.
>>8861045
lol
>>8860942
well what? I don't mean anything I just mean I know a few people and I'm sure I can help more than others cause of it but after a certain extent it makes you look bad in the eyes of those that are involved.. you know what i mean..
>>8861138
I second this.
>>8861132
Reminding myself that the pain is necessary to transform myself into a real catboy makes everything all right.
>>8861138
I thought you were STRAIGHT, like SKITTY.
>>8861108
I bet you started that thread too.
>>8861015
not so much, they know how easy i gat it compared to them so whatever
>>8861157
what's it like knowing an entire thread on /a/ saved you to their spank bank?
>>8861041
>>8861024
rabdr pls
>>8861145
righto
>>8861157
I didn't say without clothes you exhibitionist.
So are you going to do it?
>>8861113
1 O.O how in the world did you noticed it was me?
2. I almost never talk with people from Latin America or Mexico in the internet.
>>8861121
it seems like a fun idea!
Oh god I have been fucking attacked by mosquitoes help
>>8861160
no theyre their own thing
>>8861169
At least it is not /g/, I suppose.
>>8861187
They do not have to be nudes to arouse you, you profligate.
>>8861198
If you drink enough they won't want your blood anymore.rub your aloe vera plants on the bites
>>8861198
slather yourself in male pheromones.
I read on buzzfeed that women are at leadt 78% more likely to attract misquitos.
>>8861199
but I just hear laughter.
am I so easy to spot?
some people think I'm from Chile when they hear me talk.
>>8861206
Geez just assuming what does and doesn't arouse me ay.
>>8861198
garlic helps against skeeters
>>8861199
...do you think i should invite the diaper fur thread instead?
>>8861206
technology?
I think there's a fair ammount of neckbeards on both boards.
post another pic though.
>>8861237
that would be better but still terrible
>>8861236
It is an innate acumen, really.
How correct was I?
>>8861242
I-I lied. That is not me; my costume is much prettier.
>>8861232
He knows you in real life and is just playing it off like he guessed.
>>8861232
Yeah it is so easy. also from the tone of certain posts from earlier.
>>8861255
oh.
damn. I guess I'll have to find someone else to dress up as naoto shirogane
>>8861260
>He knows you in real life
that would be a nightmare.
>>8861249
>Anon prefers diaper fur to diaper pony
its always nice to learn new things about your friends!
>>8861255
I too have a cat costume!
>>8861255
Well I'm not aroused by males but you are right nudes are not the only thing that can cause me to get heated.
>>8861292
I am certain Skitty is a suitable candidate.
>>8861299
Where did you purchase it?
>>8861300
So you are into traps is what you are saying.
>>8861305
i will write it down in your friend folder!
>>8861273
>>8861320
Everyone writes with a distinct voice, don't be alarmed.
>>8861305
cuz I couldn't face some one that knows a little too much about me.
>>8861312
he doesn't have the right body type.
>>8861335
Did he post nudes?
I have to sink this thread.
>>8861312
no I'm not into traps.
>>8861344
>>8861352
>>8861352
>>8861338
just an incredibly blurry photo he sent over steam. I don't remember much, I was drunk at the time. nor did I save anything.
>>8861357
>>8861366
>>8861371
>>8861375
>>8861380
>>8861386
>>8861390
>>8861351
You just get weirder and weirder.
>>8861363
How do we know it was HIM?
>>8861406
he had no reason to mislead me.
>>8861406
It's weird now to not be into traps now?
>>8861422
He is one of those shady types, remember?
>>8861431
Relative to this community.
>>8861435
you are as well.
I AM BEING MISLEAD! help!
>>8861404
>>8861455
>>8861450
I am certainly not. Would I be posting a troll if I were?
>>8861479
>>8861172
I got distracted~
>>8861474
it's more faggy than shady.
posting that pink ass glittery thing.
like, I do some exceptionally queer shit. but you're really taking the cake right now desu. no lie senpai.
>>8861488
>>8861497
>>8861495
And you better fucking remember that next time you are trying to usurp my title.
>>8861503
>>8861505
which one is that?
>>8861504
>>8861522
LOL
>>8861517
I will try to conceive of one and I will get back to you on that one.
>>8861522
>>8861536
take your time, babe.
-
I've gotta go though. good night fellas.
>>8861431
Check ur privilege ciscum! Not liking traps is sexishomoxenomysophobicist!
>>8861546
nana
>>8861547