ITT: Cliches in your fetishes you hate

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>vore as a verb

>>8850408

>vore
>stretchy tummies

>snuff
>victim wants it

>feet
>detail on foot incongruent with detail on rest of pic

>farts
>green clouds

>asses
>donut holes

>breasts
>meme lactation or meme inverted nittples

>oral
>shark teeth

>incest
>they never look related enough

>diapers
>never a reasonable amount

>>8850408
>weight gain
>they either only become like slightly chubby or 5 times their size every panel, never an actually good transition

>oviposition
>it's 100% inflation focused garbage in disguise

>>8850531
>weight gain
>like the 2nd or 3rd panel is the only good looking one and the rest are trash, and there's like 10 of them
erry time

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>Pokemon art
>It's yet another Attract or Sweet Kiss joke

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>>8850865
>X used pound(which can't be super effective) or some ebin move like harden(which also can not be)
>It's super effective!

>>8850865
>"Pokemon" art
>it's just an OC with a vaguely familiar form and a totally different color scheme

>>8851211

>pokemon
>it's a pokemon except they have a haircut and glasses and like a job they go to and they talk

why would you do this?

>pubes/bush
>that normie meme where there's only a patch of hair above the clit and everything else is shaved off

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>Belly expansion of any variety
>It either happens all at once or never goes far enough
>When it's done well it's NTR, abduction, rape, mindbreak, snuff, etc.

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>Feet
>Smelly

>>8850468
>snuff
>victim wants it
holy shit this
same with rape. I don't mind if they cum to it. But they have to cry, plead and beg for it not to happen the whole time. If I wanted consensual, I'd read that instead.

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>incest
>brother and sister constantly reminding the audience that they're brother and sister
>Brother and Sister are step-siblings
>Brother is a HUGE cuck

>mom/incest
>mom isn't the MC's real mom but instead his step-mom

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>large insertions
>the thing fucking the person has either hyper balls or teeny tiny balls
>that guy in the comments who says it shouldnt be possible and they should be dead

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>Anything eating related
>GUUURGLE SLOOORSH GRUMBLE GROOOWL

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>objects
>there's nothing hardcore, no gore, rape, or anything else gross really
>VAST majority is vanilla bullshit

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>oral of any large size
>MMBUBUBHUHUHUB HRRLGBLRROOORRBBUUU

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>>8850408
>Hypnosis
>Kaa

>>8850408
Donut holes / puffy anus
>scat or farting
fucking reeEEEEE

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>I really like napstablook
>every peice of porn is him as a robot

>>8851838
My problem isn't so much that aspect but rather it presumes there's only one kind of smell or that it's inherently bad and overpowering.

There are personal care products and special treatments like salt scrubs and tea baths for a reason.

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>Underwater
>Content is mostly breath holding, free divers, dunk tanks, ridiculously puffy cheeks or mermaids.

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>>8857417
Fuck, also forgot this.

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>>8850901
>Pokemon
>OH MASTTEEEER

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>>8850408
>Amputee fetish
>The amputee in the picture isn't doing anything sexy, just standing/sitting there being "handicapable!"

Just give me some limbless fuck nuggets getting pounded in the ass! If I wanted to watch people not being raped, I wouldn't be looking for amputee fetish art in the first place!

>Bimbos
>"like, uh, omg. All I can think of is dick."
I came here for stupid girls, not cancer.

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>>8850468
>breasts
>lactation
Agreed, absolutely disgusting shit tier fetish to have

>>8850468
>not liking shark teeth oral.
I can understand the others, but the fearboner is always a personal favorite of mine.

>>8851296
Girls do that though

>>8854383
This

Also fukken hate insta hypnosis. Slow hypnosis is the best

>>8850901
If we're being completely technical here, pound can be se with abilities that change the types of moves like refrigerate or galvanize.

The harden one is bullshit though.

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>>8858179
elfdrago, I know you lurk here you faggot.

Listen to this man. He's wise.

>>8861026
tumblrsaviour's your friend.

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>fat/blobs
>life support

>>8850408
>bara
>fatties

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>farts
there's usually a selection that a pic will have one or more of, so take your pick:
>scat
>overly slobby/beyond morbidly obese
>gay
>character involved has a bad design
>way too much of a BDSM/torture vibe
>badly depicted fart
>dialogue that makes you want to cringe
>motherfucking typical as hell skunks

bonus points if that skunk has edgy hair

>delitization
>they forget the foreverally cream cheese and bologna tongue

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Okay so not nearly so much a fetish cliche as it is a furry cliche I despise, but I really like sharks and orcas but most of the anthropormphic ones have those two awful characteristics:
the bad hair and weird ears
and then the ones that don't have that are males or, ugh, herms.

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>>8862332

>huge breasts and bigger girls
>90% fucking a shota

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>>8854383
>hypnosis
>ends in death

>sex
>girl gets pregnant
Come up with something different, geeze.

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>same size vore

>belly shaped like gravity-defying potato
>belly is plastic bag shrink-wrapped over prey
>belly is impossibly small
>belly is obvious circle tool

Sandwiches in macro/micro vote

>>8864654
I meant in vore fucking auto-correct

>thicc
>just fat fetish in disguise, literally fat rolls in the torso and legs

>>8850408

>boyish/punk/sporty tomgirls
>lesbians

fucking homosexuals are a plague and ironically gender roles are being pressed harder than ever because if you don't 100% fit the traditional feminine mold you're obvsly gay or a trans or pronoun Xerxes instead of just a fucking human bean

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>huge tits, slender torso
>"weight gain art"

>>8852247

>Love rape art
>Hate when it gets realistic or depressing

I'm way too normie for that, but then again, the "I actually liked it the whole time" reveal is a cheap cop-out.

>>8850468
what a culmination of fetishes you have

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>castration
>winds up being black on white cuckolding

>weight gain
>happens immediatly

or

>weight gain
>they also get really tall and/or really strong

You all deserve to suffer for your shit fetishes

Some day we will straight up cure everything here

>>8864301
>sex
>guy gets pregnant
Is this more your speed?

>>8864794
Sunibee.jpg

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>Any kind of tf,expansion,pregnancy etc..
>Gravity and weight has no effect on the character.

>>8865028
This is the worst, or if they label it "fat", nigga big breasts and thighs with a toothpick torso ain't fat

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>>8861807
>fat/blobs
>ridiculously huge retard lips ruin the otherwise great image

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>"Mask" tag on Gelbooru
>Inklings show up

Those are eye markings, you idiots.

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>feet
>constant bitching between smell, taste, clean, or dirty
>some fucktards think they have a community around it

>anything to do with sperm
>treating the balls like a fucking stomach full of cum

>>8850408
>Vore as a verb
>vacuum-sealed/trashbag bellies in vore
>visible, high-detail faces showing through a belly
>Endo
>Pred somehow gaining more weight than what their prey weighed
>Prey actively enjoying it

>>8861807
>>8868175
T H E S E

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>>8869112
Endofag here, we may not share the same exact kinks but at least we can all agree that people who use vore as a verb need to be thrown in an oven.

>>8869027
>treating the balls like a fucking stomach full of cum
this is the fucking worst

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>>8869027
>Balls showing any amount of elasticity, ever

>>8869153
Agreed.
Well, maybe not in the oven; cooking vore is pretty shit tbqh.

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>>8850865
>>8850901
>>8851211
>>8851258

>>8869198
Crack an egg on them and call it Prey Tartare.

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>Muscular chicks
>Fucking tumblr tier lesbo haircuts
>Hyper muscle
STOP
FUCKING STOP
ALL I WANT ARE SOME MUSCULAR BELLIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK

>>8850468
>inverted nittples
I love this though (on guys).

>step-incest

>Roboticization
>Looks little more than a girl in a sci-fi costume.

I didn't ask for a cyborg or an android, you pussy.

>>8865390
I like the idea of the rape victim hating what's happening and begging for it to stop but being forced to cum anyway and feeling absolute betrayal of their own body. The emotional trauma gets me going. Most of the time I prefer light romance but other times I just want some horrible sick shit to get me off and be done with

>>8870943
Are you alright

>>8871465
y-yeah...as I said. I don't look at things like rape and snuff very often. It's like this sick fantasy I like to enjoy every once in awhile. And I like to be brutal.
Most of the time I prefer romance stuff though. Or cute things. Why do you ask?

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ_uh0syWFk

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>Literally anything
>Futa or incest added in for no reason

>>8857772
triggers me everytime too.

>>8857772

i really wanna call autism on this, master is just the pokemon version of anon

what would you rather them say?

>>8871691
Because if you like shit like that, it seems as if you need some help mate.

>>8872950
b0ss

>>8873306
Well. In my fantasies I'm not the one doing the raping.

>>8873380
So you would like being actually raped and beaten up during it? Maybe be cut in pieces alive too because why not?

>>8873800
Being a masochist is difficult.

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>being into feet means you're into being dominated
>being into feet means you're submissive
>being into feet means you're into footjobs
Absolutely disgusting.

>>8873972
You like feet but not footjobs? Why?

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>Artists draws art of monsters like Xenomorphs
>Gives them human like lips

just fuck off already seriously

I'm so sick of people adding this shitty thing. Lips are garbage. I wanna see the teeth.

>>8872950

why can't we have the pokemon trainer on all fours looking up at the pokemon calling her master

>>8874424
I don't necessarily hate footjobs, I just don't really care about them, they're just boring to me for some reason.

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>>8850408
>have fat fetish but otherwise vanilla as Hell taste
>more or less any associated fetishes showing up, given that I really resent them

>>8871804
I don't see that much incest but futa is definitely cancerous.

>>8873800
No. It's a fantasy. I like feet stuff in fantasy too but I find feet disgusting in real life. It's not something I'd ever wish to live out. I'm just trying to get off, jesus calm down

>>8869590
Don't boorus have an abs tag?

>>8863542
This. I really don't get the appeal of shota/loli, they do know that it's a little kid, right?

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>>8850408
>not really a fetish technically but
>Pokemon porn
>majority of it is female
>even worse
>futa
I just want more than one good male pic of some of my favs jeez

>>8875274
I like futa but it really doesn't need to be everywhere.

>>8873972
Ironically, I've grown to hate that very shot and angle for footfag shit.

>>8869027
It upsets me to an unreasonable degree when balls are portrayed as just being sacks full of cum. It makes me want to rip the artist/writer's arms off and ass fuck them with said arms.

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>Zootopia weight gain pic
>"looks like Clawhauser's been influencing their eating habits"
every time

>>8877664
I don't usually pay attention to dick or ball stuff, so I'm genuinely curious what's the best way you like balls to be portrayed?

>Rimming
>Top is sticking their tongue out all the way but it's barely even touching the ass
Put some passion into it, get right in there ffs. I swear all these pics are drawn by people who don't actually understand why people like rimming.

>>8871804
>>8875274
>futa
Fucking this. 'Futas' are just guys with nice legs and a bad case of gynecomastia.

>>8881210
same. If it has to be a futa though, it better have the fully package and have a vagina too. Otherwise whats the point since I'm not gay.
I dunno, not my fetish so I probably just don't get it.

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>Vore
>Kagero

>Weight Gain/Fat
>Robot001
>Catstuxedo

>vore
>dragon

>weight gain
>instantly becomes an unrecognizable blob

>>8876581
>porn
I like Pokepussy but It's all gay or cock teasy at the medium/high end. Notable exception for Dagasi's work but he does just as much gay. I'll give you the dickgirl shit though, it's gotten obnoxious. What's left usually falls into entry-level pandering like Blaziken, Mewtwo, Gardevoir, Lopunny, etc which any sane person should be sick of by now.

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>slob
>hyper shit

>Exhibitionism
>Inevitably ends in rape

>>8850408

>cuck
>nothing wrong with cuck but butthurt faggots always get SUPER triggered in their safe space and start shitposting

>>8883835
>nothing wrong with cuck
cuck

>weight gain
>huge bottom lip
Fucking stop with that shit

>incest
>the lack of incest material being created

>farts
Character reactions to farts being inappropriate: Too extreme (you got farted on man how you gonna look in pain, it's just gross), or else they're smiling.
The latter kind of comes down to a slight difference fetish as opposed to a style choice though. Just upsets me.
Also if not a girl it's or a fat dude. I'm tugging for poots, not femdom or fat fetishism.

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>>8857772
>Pokemon
>CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>8866935
Yeah, some comedy porn like that would be interesting at least.

>>8883949

You don't have to self insert as the cuck, you know. Or did that never occur to a beta fag like you? ;^)

>>8886008
>stealing another man's property
Nigger

>>8872950
>Boss
>Leader
>Trainer
>Human
>Bald Monkey
>Mom
>Dad
>Food supply
>Slave
>Toy
>Comrade
Many options

>>8886465
>Food supply
kek

>>8886465
Gonna have to use some of these later down the road.

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>>8857772
holy shit that hits hard
I'd say it's literally my least favorite cliché in pokemon porn, right above the especially generic waifumon like gardevoir and lopunny

but good lord, one of those waifumon saying "m-master~"? That's on another level.

>>8850408
>Rape/BDSM/Kidnapping
>Victim gets away in the end


That one comic by Skidd with the collie girl and the Donut Steel monster really pissed me off when she wasn't stuck in the other dimension for the rest of her life. As if leaving her socks on wasn't triggering enough.

>Weight gain and growth
>the character starts off already fat as fuck
>Just gets same-shape fatTER as fuck

Where's the love from fit to fat? Like, whats the fucking fun in going from just one fat to another fat???

>Vore
>Pred is usually dragon or buff lizard that may as well be a dragon
>Musclegut
>its a fucking competition
>"OH MAN IM SO FUCKING POWERFUL LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE I VORE"
>also vore as a verb I know it's been mentioned but SERIOUSLY VORE ISNT A FUCKING VERB

>cum
>it's lumpy and yellow
gross, do people actually have cum that dark and lumpy? My cum is white and stretchy as with most real world cum I've seen.

>>8887266
I've never been into pokemon porn so I don't really know the context, but I like pet play and bdms where I enjoy being called or reading "master". What's the issue with pokemon saying master? Peeked my curiosity.

>>8887422
As an alternative, when cum is basically just a white runny liquid. As if it's just white fucking water.

Cum is goopy dammit, it leaks out doesnt pour out like a fucking faucet!!

Also with pokemon, its because the trainers are usually referred to as "Pokemon Masters" I guess its just like "OH REAL ORIGINAL THERE!!"

>>8887422
Been trying to avoid the yellow like cum in recent works, just using a different background color instead of the standard white helps.

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>muscle growth
>artist doesn't know the first thing about anatomy and just makes the characters into lumpy freaks

>>8888020
>artist draws "buff"
>character is a pool of overgrown tumors.

>>8887422
>>8887466
>most artists draw cum horribly, looks like whiteout mixed with wood glue
>only like the watery cum, still ruins things if it isn't at low opacity which is rarely drawn
>never any clean versions
>only time it's ever "good" is public use or breeding stuff
>most artists with attractive harder scenarios ruin it with 5L of yellow cheese curds, the clean stuff is usually on the tame side

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>>8857772
It really is creepy.

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>Diaper
>it's actually a pic of a baby cub getting his ass torn apart. There's a diaper in the background.

>anything bdsm, macro, or vore related
>it has snuff

would it fucking kill you to have stuff where a giant stomps on small people, swallows them, all while no one is being hurt in the story/picture?

>>8889594
>endofaggotry

>>8889662
And what is wrong with endo?

>incest
>something about the dude's dad dying
it's fucking porn dude wtf
also
>the guy bragging about being "the new man of the house"
yeah yeah oedipus complex. i don't care

>weight gain
>character's belly is the only thing that gets fat

>>8889702
Nothing, anon. Some people just can't get off unless someone's dying.

>>8890290
That isn't nice, then.

>>8890334
I know but they can't help it.

>>8890413
I think they can, personally

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Weight gain / fat stuff
>Artist or writer is afraid of or hates realism
>"fat" characters are only hourglass shaped, or they don't gain weight anywhere but belly, ass and breasts
>thin face, arms and legs on a fat character
>writer goes to painstaking lengths to make sure you know that the character "miraculously" doesn't gain weight in their face or arms, even more so on stretchmarks or sag
>using lotion to magically prevent stretchmarks even thought they're gaining tons of weight at high speed
>goes to great lengths to make sure you know they aren't getting stretchmarks
>goes to great length to make sure you know that their fat isn't saggy in any way and that they're perfectly round and smooth, no folds or rolls or sag etc.

This shit needs to die. Either write fat/wg stuff or stick to inflation if you can't handle it, it's really clear when someone "I-I like this stuff, honest, it just can't have this and this and this". This half-assed "skirting the territory" stuff is way too wide spread and annoying.

Stick to what you actually like, you know. It's misleading.

>>8890468
But that's not how fetishes work anon. People are turned on by what they're turned on by, you honestly can't help it. Same way straights don't choose to be straight and gays don't choose to be gay. If you like seeing people get eaten, you like seeing people get eaten, if you like being swallowed you like being swallowed.

Different strokes for different folks.

If you don't like fat people looking like fat people, don't write fat smut, etc. haha.

>>8890620
Yeah, but the fantasy of being swallowed whole can be played with so that people dont make it gruesome all the time

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>>8875463
The hyper muscle is still there
WHICH IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM REEEE
>>8888020
>>8888106
FUCK THIS IN PARTICULAR
>>8876594
and THIS
FUCKING DON'T PUT FUTA IN EVERYTHING

>>8890665
Anon stop trying to make sense of fetishes.

>>8890665
well sure, but I feel a lot of the artist tend to be more pred focused. I can't complain because I'm more focused on the pred myself, but I could see how it could annoying if you're not into the natural outcomes of being eaten.

I think because in the case of crushing or eating, its just normal for those things to result in harm; so if you're not into it, you're going to not have the best time. I dunno, can't help ya there I guess.

>>8890795
But that leaves absolutely nothing with big people being friendly and dominating towards tiny people

>>8890620
Sorry anon, but you have terminally shit taste.

Why bring the worst parts of IRL fat into fantasy fat?

>>8890726
"-hyper_muscle* abs"?

*Or equivalent.

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>>8890992
lol, okay.
You're clearly not into fat stuff then. That's like Being into rape porn, but wanting it to always be consensual and no one gets hurt.

>Why bring the worst parts of IRL fat into fantasy fat?
Because I'm sexually aroused by fat and want things to behave as fat does. If I want inflation or expansion stuff, I'll go look for that. Just because I'm jacking off doesn't mean I want things to be like a cartoon.

I like the real world, I like fucking real women, fat or thin and so when things don't mesh up with reality or the experiences I've had, it just feels like a cheap cop out for someone who doesn't know what they're writing about.

Reality and realism makes fantasy all the stronger for me.

>>8891157
Fat is fat, regardless of where it's deposited, it doesn't need to look like shitty cottage cheese to be fat.
IRL fat is almost always disgusting as well tbqh, you really do have shit taste.

>>8891157
>>8890992
Okay look, the one thing I can contend on is I don't need it to explicitly tell me they have stretchmarks, or sag, or fat outside of the 3 Bs, but what bothers me is the fact that they always go out of there ways to make sure you know that it's not even possible and that their character is special for not having normal fat in this weight gain/fat focused fic

Just leave room for my imagination at least. Geez

>>8891246
Enjoy never enjoying a real person then, because almost everyone has some fat. Ever had sex with a soft person who takes care of themselves? It's far superior to have sex with some skin and bones.

And I never said it had to be "cottage cheese", it just shouldn't be a damn balloon. Especially when it's text. That's not fat.

>literally anything that involves one character in a situation that is sexual, fetishy or otherwise not neutral
>Characters emotions could be summed as "Oh?"

>>8850408

>self righteous suicide
>nobody trusts in it

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>cock vore

>cums out remains of prey

I just want the balls to shrink down to their original or relatively original size and hide the fact that it ever took place

>>8891421
I'm ok with that if the sexual encounter came out of nowhere, like two friends are at a house and one of them takes off their shirt or something like that.

>>8891405
>Enjoy never enjoying a real person then, because almost everyone has some fat.
>being this pedantic
No fucking shit, sherlock, but there's a world of difference between the normal amount of fat a healthy person carries, or a little bit of pudge, and a legitimate fatass.

>And I never said it had to be "cottage cheese", it just shouldn't be a damn balloon.
Why not? Fat arms, fat necks, fat faces, stretchmarks, cellulite, etc, are all disgusting both in 3d and 2d. This is one of the few situations where "realism" is bad.
>durr it's inflation
At worst it's expansion. Don't lump everything that's not your hyper-realistic stuff with circle-tool memery.


>That's not fat.
They're rare, but there are people who thankfully don't have all the bad features that come with being overweight.

>fat/wg
>slob
>farting/burping

i just wanna see some fat people man why do they have to be fuckin gross

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>>8850408
>slime stuffing
>it's furry

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>>8850408

>fat
>the figures either look like balloons or deflated garbage bags with a million rolls
>figures don't have any apparent bones so there's no contrast within the figure
>there's no tension against the figure with clothing, 190lbs with a muffin top is hotter than 500 lbs naked
>fat figures drawn in a void with no background or other figures to compare against how fat they are
>overuse of dialogue or sound effects
>fat character has a skinny, wimpy partner

I know I'm picky, but I'm an artist myself, so yeah.

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>bear character
>males always bara or at least fat and gay
>females are always "mama bear" types

Just give me submissive bear cuties pls

>>8895390
this

>>8853578
>>8853645
This.

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>giantess, sometimes even just major size difference in general
>ends up in vore
>the giantess content that doesnt end in vore is either fart fetish or foot fetish

>>8895031
Ross?

>>8850468
You have no taste.

>anus is a fucking tiny dot

fuck off.
make that thing huge, fool

>anus is a fucking massive donut

fuck off.
make that thing small, fool

>>8899777
Well aren't you a petty fetishist.

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>>8899798
typically those who dislike donuts are the most vocal about it

>>8854383
This is the worst.

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I'M GONNA

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>8877664
You need to get out more.

>weight gain
>transitions into scat

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>MILF
>Doesn't look "mature" or old enough to be a mom.
>Very curvaceous
>Dead husband or away on business trip.
>It involves a shota, usually her son.
>His dick is big lol
>The shota was a better lay than her partner.

I have nothing against shota, but seeing shit like this in art or h-manga is fucking annoying.

>every femboi or trap has a sissy/chastity fetish
I mean im all for domming, tease and denial, and bondage, but it's strangely prevalent in the community.

>>8900197
Chastity is such boring stuff too quite honestly

>>8900212
Irl, or in porn? Cause I'd say they're different ballgames.

>>8900299
in porn most of the time

>>8900333
I think it's because it's either portrayed in two ways. They're either a sissy slut who is a girl and is being trained to use their ass, or its an ownership thing. The sissy "make me your girl" shit just gets boring after a while just like any other hentai trope. The ownership thing I think is a bit more complicated, because you have to be with the characters long term enough to see their relationship (assuming this isn't some kidnapping/drugging thing) or else it just comes off dumb. On the semi related topic too, there needs to be more loving relationship stuff in general.

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>>8900690
Damn man

hit the nail on the head
couldn't have said it better myself

I guess I can't fucking blame ya'll vorefags but god damn it I just want some sharp teeth in my porn without a nigga getting ate

>>8899416

Yeah what

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>>8900950
I just want you to know,
Thank you kindly for all the domineet stuff ya done over in /co/
That one where she's trying unsuccessfully to chase after someone as a flabby security guard?
Thing of beauty

>>8899894

well this is a complain about things thread

also, of course one would complain about gratituous donuts. this shitty dog/bat OC doesn't need a meme asshole. of all the things MLP can be blamed for the only one that really bothers me is fucking hostess holes bleeding over into the greater furry community

>>8901028

Okay.

>>8901160
yes but that particular post was a jab at another,
that being said, it's been a thing long before mlp rushed in, but I can understand your ire.
Unfortunately, most enjoy it, so such is life

>Really anything I guess
>Muh BBC and/or cucked white guy or any guy in general
I can't be the only one that hates this.

>>8901415
Throw in the shitty "fat ugly bald guy" thing too and yeah, I totally agree.

I don't get off to women being with ugly ape men, if you're going to do that stuff, just use orcs or monsters or something.

Otherwise just keep the male involved to a minimum and we're good.

>>8901451
I totally forgot about the fat ugly bald guy. Just keep the male a floating dick or the muscular lightly tanned faceless guy.

>>8901542
Exactly, people really underuse the faceless anon. It works like magic when you need a stand in character.

>>8876581
>pokemon porn
>its all anthro garbage

Feral only please.

>>8902700
Ugh, feral Pokemon smut is the worst. Its all canine dick garbage. Even the fucking Pokemon that aren't canine at all have canine dicks.

>>8901542
Or just a normal, relatable guy.

Also, add überbuff gymrat assholes to the list. It's basically the same thing: A total cunt has a sex with a woman, so half of your porn is now taken up by a total cunt being a total cunt.

>>8850468
never a reasonable amount
clarify.

>>8902794
I love feral pokemon smut and I hate that I can't argue with you here. It's either canine cocks, dolphin cocks on anything non-mammal, or little undetailed nub dicks.

>>8887422
If you stop fapping for a while your cum will get lumpy. The lumps are actually little clumps of built up protein. You should actually try it, lumpy semen feels so good coming out for some reason.

Yellow cum is mostly something you see in smokers. I think a few other drugs might make it yellow, but for the most part it's from smoking.

>>8903223
>The lumps are actually little clumps of built up protein
I feel that that's the sort of incantation that'll summon /fit/ anons

>>8903632
>awaken my manlets

>Femdom
>Never gentle always degrading abusive shit.

>Feet
>Disproportionate to the rest of the body in size and detail
>Also stinks

>Traps
>Draw girl cut and paste penis

>Futa
>Never a normal size dick and balls

>Anthro furries
>Male has animal dick but female never has animal pussy

>Ass focal
>Anus has no real amount of detail or its a swollen donut

>Spatz(aka bike shorts)
>99.9% loli

>Spanking
>Western style is just bad idk how to even explain whats wrong with it.
>Japanese just crying and rough fucking

>Dirty talking
>Ether flat out insults or beta cringe

I have more but im tired of typing on this shitty phone

>>8903768
you are a picky person

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>>8903768
>Femdom
>Never gentle always degrading abusive shit.
Fucking this.
I want some gentle size difference femdom, not this crap with pain and degrading abusive language.

>>8903768
This. I 100% agree with you on femdom, feet, traps, futa and dirty talk.

>>8903768
There's a general on /d/ for gentle femdom

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Fat/Blob
>vore
>life support
>hyper slob
>character is misreable

Inflation
>lethal/gore popping
>pregnancy

>>8906096
>800x1399
>99
REEEEEEEEE

>>8877164
Yeah, I'm weird, the feet should never really be the focus/forefront. I see feet as more of a cute accessory than anything, just anot her piece of an adorable package. Shoving them in the viewers face while they lean back with their shoulders hunched and eyes off to the side completely removes what I enjoy about them.

>>8903897
I like what I like

>>8880603
Like actual real life testicles instead of sacks of cum. You want something like that use the prostate instead.

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>>8853364
came here to post this

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>feet
>giant stink clouds
>feet that are 4-5 times bigger in ratio towards the character

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>inflation
>popping in general, bonus points if it's gory/blood or organs leaking out prior to burst. Get help you fucking mongrels.
>head, eye, hand, or foot inflation.

>blueberry inflation corollary
>juicing machines
>juice is a contagion or virus that infects those who come into contact with it. Bonus points when it's deliberately used as an instrument of bioterrorism. I wish I were just making this up.

>Fat/Weight Gain
>life support/health problems
>cottage cheese body
>belly gains like no weight and it's all just tits and ass.
>slob
>huge fuckoff lips. I used to love Mungkorn before that fucking mormon invented this fetish. I'm pretty damn sure he's responsible for it too, I hadn't ever seen it before he started doing it...

>Pregnancy
>Hyper.
>Birthing, esp. In case of hyper.

>Any of the above
>Nonconsensual in general.
>Nonconsensual forced into consensual via mindbreak/control/domination.

>>8907055
It's not even the focus part that gets me, I just think it's plain fucking lazy.

Too much emphasis on soles much to the point it's the same trace-y angle. It doesn't matter if the artist is a footfag or not. Draw contorting toes, paint some toenails, draw feet pivoting properly, have shit like shoe dangles and other such footplay. There are other ways to tackle feet, surely the way Toph and Azula's scenes were animated have taught our artist kin SOMETHING of what to do with some damn female feet.

>>8894873
then go post some human girls getting slime stuffed

>>8907252
It's an abstract kind of hell.

>>8907185
What?

>>8906096
should also mention "no tits"

>>8914779
She canonically has tits now.

>>8914133
>>8907185
I think, in other words, he just want the balls to not change size. No testicle inflation or cum inflation. If it has to be done it should be done with the prostate.

But, the testicles produce and store sperm, the prostate just pulls more fluid from the body at the time of ejaculation to increase semen volume and provide nourishing substrate, the prostate doesn't store anything so that wouldn't really work.

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I can only get off to facial expressions
>ahego
>snot
>crossed eyes
>drool but its drawn and colored like the character has a hole in their lip
>comically aggressive dom face
>smug anime smirk

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>>8895031
>the figures either look like balloons
Interesting you bring this up, since I have concerns somewhat on the opposite side of the spectrum...

>Have at least some affinity for already chubby-fat and cartoonish, decently-sized women
>By that, I mean: rounded in proportions but not too grotesque in details along with not being TOO big; maybe the belly can peak a bit from the breast area but that's it.
>A good majority of existing art has either "fat of shes" or even the above mentioned character types, are usually drawn with said disgusting elements
>mfw

Don't like it, but is what it is I guess...

>>8903223
dude you need to go to a doctor, that doesnt happen

>>8906274
>vore
>life support
>hyper slob
all these I hate too

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>amputee
>they're either fuck nuggets or not doing anything sexy
I just want more like Trenya, is that too much to ask? Or maybe robotic limbs, I like that, too.

Also, does anyone here know any artists who draw scars and tattoos well? Scarred women and tattoos are huge turn-ons for me.

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Yes, I have a mask fetish.
No, you are not the first person to Banepost in response.

I know where I am, so I'll humor it but seeing it for the 947th time or so, you'll have to excuse me if I don't respond like every newfag that gets a sensible chuckle.

>>8921590
>>8921590
>>8921590
>>8921590

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>>8907252
>that one artist that hangs around in the feet threads here and draws exclusively this kind of shit

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>>8921884
>That one guy who can't stand feet but posts in the thread anyway
>Thinks it an opportunity to plug shit footfags might not care for as though things like scat and furry are fair enterprise in the topic

I just wanna enjoy some prime human female feet, bruh. Seek attention elsewhere

>>8887422
It's because the use of "master" immediately dumps the feel of the porn into bdsm/petplay regardless of where it was supposed to be. If it's your thing great. But for some who want a mutual and equal relationship vibe it trashes it.

>>8854383
Were is that Saint Patrick son of a bitch when you need him?

>>8872950
Nothing, because(aside from a few exceptions) pokemon don't/can't talk.

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>Teeth/tongue/mouth
>Haha just kidding it's vore

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>>8900126
FUCKIMG THIS! Goddamn; why does every MILF doujin have to be /ss/ or NTR? Old men and Shota's are the cancer killing my soul.

>>8903768
The worst shit about femdom is that most of the time it just turns into Maledom again in a few pages or even panels.

>>8900126
>>Doesn't look "mature" or old enough to be a mom.

No offense, but some cultures actually do have people who became parents before they hit 33-40.

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>Balloons
>It's just straight up popping with absolutely no teasing/torturing the balloon beforehand.
>They're drawn fucking horribly with flat opaque colors
>They're just a plain sphere with no nozzle/neck

If you pop it like straight fucking up in smut or without any stress or anything in a pic it fuckin ruins half the bloody thing.

Related note
>Trying to find any balloon porn just ends up with ten pages of inflation/weight gain for every one balloon pic.

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> Latex
> It's always some kind of TF or snuff at the end. Also fucking babyfur shit or breathplay. I just want some cute clothes.

> Gasmasks
> LOL YOU'RE A DRONE NOW AND HYPNOTIZED.

> Pandas
> Always fat because muh Pandaren

It's an abstract kind of hell.

>>8871691
I got this sorta thing... getting more into the romance/cute things over time. It's sort of weird liking a horrible brutal thing, and then also liking a soft lovey dovey thing.

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>>8924965
>> Gasmasks
>> LOL YOU'RE A DRONE NOW AND HYPNOTIZED.

Jesus. I haven't left my bubble of cute anime and comic girls using them the way God intended. Though I have heard some make associations of the imagery of some gas mask designs with aliens, so there's that.

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>>8922954
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
I just want to see some tongue/mouth/saliva stuff without it devolving into vore

Adding my cliche/fetish thing:
>facesitting
>BRRRAAAAP

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>>8873323
i habe a pokerus b0ss

>Artist has a goat teir style
>Draws straight porn
>Only ever draws anal
>Gets mad when people call them a closet homosexual.

Artists need to get over their fear of pussy.

>>8921884
Remove Yowe from premises.

>>8900126
Hate to be a stickler, but MILF just means "Mother I'd like to fuck"

The only requirement is to be a mother and bangable. Everything else is just icing.

>>8925259
I do wonder why you'd do anal when it's a girl I mean that's what it's there for put it in.

>>8899995
Your penis is inside me oniichan.
It's moving in and out senpai.
Does it feel good to have sex sama-dono-chan?
I'm some how able to suck your dick and speak clearly kimmochi kodomo shitai da na
I-It's not like I enjoy penis... Baka Subaru sashimi Nintendo Kara nara suru

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>feet
>macro/micro
>and there's gore/vore added
>domination to the point of sadism

>inflation
>full body
>circle tool
>popping
>LETHAL POPPING

>>8907801
This so much

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>>8850408
Not so much a fetish, but

>Furry, exotic character other than a shark or snake
>Has two dicks

And uses them and cums from both at the same time. It's so tiring, cliché and boring, ond only done because MUH SNOWFLAKE FETISH because having two dicks makes you so speshul, right?

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>sph, chastity, genital removal
>black dude walks in

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>>8876498

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>>8902794
>tfw feralfag
>tfw not interested in the males
Feels good man

>>8914841
Barely

Also they're completely hidden under the chest tuft

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>>8850553

>>8922954
this. having a thing for tongues is suffering because it's always vore shit.

>weight gain
>health issues

>>8928755
I actually love this.

>>8869590
I to know that pain.

>>8925259
God damn, finally someone that shares my views. it's gotten really bad since 2013 too. So sick of assholes, tits, and oral in general its way over done.

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>Mask fetish
>People think you like any kind of mask
>People think you'll fap to anyone wearing a mask
>People think you like Shygirls
>People think you fap to [insert masked character from vidya/cartoons/movies/etc., here]

The Carnivale replies still make me smile though, reminds me of the TomPreston roast threads back in the day.

>>8925333
Trips of truth
Hentai dialogue really is trash and not the good kind.

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>Have an egg laying fetish
>People always have to assume you also like that egg insertion/ovipositor garbage, which is basically what >>8850553 perfectly described
>People think you're weird if you like the former (egg laying) but not the latter

Kill me

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>Girls in scuba gear
>IT'S FUCKING INFLATION ART!

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>Vore

>pred spits a skull back out

okay, how did the pred's stomach manage to digest every single bone in the prey's body, but the skull comes out completely unscathed

what the fuck

this only annoys me because it's so fucking common

>>8933645
>Pred digests prey
>Pred burps up prey's clothes
REEEEEEEEE
IT'S HOT AS FUCK, BUT DO IT -BEFORE- THEY'RE DIGESTED
REEEEEEEEEEE

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Pregnant
>It's eggs, cumflation, or impregnation
>hyper or misshapen
>mostly just worship of the female form and not pussy/asshole focused smut, if it is then it's doggy style or belly covers it so it's not visible. If none of those things it's probably Mpreg.

Spread vaginas
>poor or overly simple anatomy lacking even basic details
>creampies

Worn/filled condoms
>It's 98% solo male/gay

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>>8933718
yeah that too

and echoing the complaint about faggots who use "vore" as a verb, or use shitty furryspeak words like "nom".

>>8933737
There is literally nothing wrong with eggs

You're spot-on with everything else, though

>>8850468
>>>>FART

Leave. Now.

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>Tickling
>Stocks
>Ghost hands/feathers
>Victim goes from zero to screeching/begging in an instant
>Stories/dialogue that is 90% 'HAHAHAHA'

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I love Lilo & Stitch to an unhealthy degree, but I'm not into weight gain.

And wholly fuck is there a lot of L&S weight-gain material for some reason.

>>8935771
>for some reason
Frenchfry is why.

>>8854383
>hypnosis
>no kaa eyes so it just looks like ahegao

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>farts
>donut assholes

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>>8850901
It depends. It works if it's setup so the move had unintended consequences that made it "super effective". But if it was supposed to be a legit game battle, then it's shit.

>>8850468
>>8870943
Jesus Christ....

>>8873972
Really love the art for your pic.
Never realized that was a stereotype for my fetish.

>>8850408
>Search for bimbo
>Absolutely 100% of results are "bimbo transformation"
>It's always about turning someone, usually a guy, into a big-titted slut through magic

Why

I just want bimbos. Why can't I just have bimbos? Why does it have to be a guy bring transformed into a bimbo? I'm okay with this fetish existing alongside mine but why does it have to be that my generic fetish, "just bimbos", doesn't fucking exist except in the shadow of a much weirder, extremely specific fetish? It drives me insane thinking about it.

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>vore
>belly is literally a giant circle
Is this supposed to be sexy? I'd might as well be looking at inflation art or a fucking geometry book

>Impregnation
>Doesn't show the Ovum getting swarmed

It's one of those quality of life details like a healthy bush on a woman in her thirties

>>8850408
This may seem counter intuitive to those who aren't into it or don't get it but...

>Messing fetish
>The shit is shown at some point.

Don't show me that, goddammit. It's a turn off, believe it or not. Gross.

My autism is a unique brand. I'm not into full blown scatology. Don't show me your anus. Don't show me the mess you made. Don't spread it all over your body. And for the love of anything, don't fucking sniff or eat it. Just shit yourself and cut it right there.

>>8887422
What if it's female artists drawing based on their experience with yeast infection?

>>8940389
Blame... well, you know who to blame

>>8942578

fucking plus +1

Why in the would is it that so many people think it would be so much hotter if this big tittied slut used to be a dude? I'd rate that as more gay than futa

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>>8850408
THIS!

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>Footfag
>Also appreciate seeing the occasional closed toe high heel
>Can tell if an artist sucks at drawing feet base on how "believable" they draw a shoe
>Shit's usually something like the shoe being too small or the heel part being too close to the ankle or my personal favorite: when the vamp is practically half the damn shoe.

Draw the foot first, make the shoe around it. Even your how to draw anime books (the good ones at least) tell you this shit.

Get over your aversions, for fuck's sake.

>>8926582
Well alright dude, I'm open to an explanation, I'm curious.